Mayonnaise The Cat Episode 8 : Return of the Angry Astronaut

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  • @girlwiththedogs212
    @girlwiththedogs212  4 місяці тому +273

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    • @marinaosijek4149
      @marinaosijek4149 4 місяці тому +4

      Why don't the owners comb it regularly? The cat looks this miserable, scary and cold for sure.

    • @farrenrohana
      @farrenrohana 4 місяці тому +3

      Where do you get the blades/razor? Especially the blades?

    • @VelvetDraginfly
      @VelvetDraginfly 4 місяці тому +7

      The matting behind the ears and along the back are because he is hiding Under furniture. A Big sign of Distress. same with diarrhoea. The new sibling may not be a good thing to him.

    • @ImAlive11550
      @ImAlive11550 4 місяці тому +1

      Knife / cut proof gloves should stop a cats claws & they're just an Amazon delivery away!

    • @ronellepatterson4176
      @ronellepatterson4176 4 місяці тому +2

      Back in the day there was a song that said:
      You say no
      I say yes
      Girl, I bet
      I can make you sweat🤭☺️

  • @angelasmith5174
    @angelasmith5174 4 місяці тому +5392

    You should make a calendar called " The Many Months of Mayonnaise," and put in pictures of all his best expressions from past grooms! I would so buy that! I would love to have 12 months of Mayonnaise screeching and shrieking cat curses! screams, and growls lol all in huge photos on my wall each month. It would make my day!

    • @stooglie
      @stooglie 4 місяці тому +167

      We need to make this happen

    • @caljones
      @caljones 4 місяці тому +364

      That and the coffee table book of “not-so-happy happy hoodie” photos, and she’d be making some SERIOUS bank lol

    • @laura18093
      @laura18093 4 місяці тому +72

      Thanks for another Mayo adventure.....in how to stay safe while grooming a cranky cat...Mayo is definitely the poster boy , or should I agree with the others calender babe.

    • @ItsJustLisa
      @ItsJustLisa 4 місяці тому +73

      It could be a fundraiser!

    • @idalarsson4729
      @idalarsson4729 4 місяці тому +42

      What a great idea! You have my vote 🗳!

  • @brooke5258
    @brooke5258 4 місяці тому +1562

    "My name is Mayonnaise
    And I am so dramatic
    I act like I'm being keelled
    When in fact, I'm just matted"

  • @Andy-the-crow
    @Andy-the-crow 4 місяці тому +2780

    The king of chilli mayonnaise has once again graciously offered his presence to us peasants

    • @Woozlewuzzleable
      @Woozlewuzzleable 4 місяці тому +28

      My spirit animal.

    • @wayneessar7489
      @wayneessar7489 4 місяці тому +6

      Spicy..!

    • @lisascott7180
      @lisascott7180 4 місяці тому +4

      😂😂

    • @AnikMonette
      @AnikMonette 4 місяці тому +15

      Is it me or he's been reaaally patient today?
      Edit: Wow! Halfway through the video and I'm not even slighty ear damaged!😂

    • @gregpendrey6711
      @gregpendrey6711 4 місяці тому +11

      Sister Spicy Aioli.

  • @LegendHold1
    @LegendHold1 4 місяці тому +793

    Vanessa, a little tip for a swatter cat to put a hand guard on your brushes. Get a 2 liter soda bottle and cut the top off. Put your brush handle through the spout area (trim that out if your brush handle is too large) and hold the handle on the inside of where the bottle was. Trim the bottle side around your wrist to create a guard like you would see on a fencing foil. That will give you protection from a cat that likes to swat and you still have a clear see through to manipulate your brush to get where you need too on the cat. Good luck.

    • @Eloraurora
      @Eloraurora 4 місяці тому +67

      I'd love to see the fencing clippers

    • @LegendHold1
      @LegendHold1 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Eloraurora It's not really possible to do it with clippers as the base is too large on them. It works with brushes pretty easy as long as they have a longer handle. But fencing brushes...yep...en'garde pussy cat!

    • @chinchillacrystal6899
      @chinchillacrystal6899 4 місяці тому +29

      This is brilliant 👍

    • @RayvenFeather
      @RayvenFeather 4 місяці тому +29

      This is pretty genius actually.

    • @Hellyvella
      @Hellyvella 4 місяці тому +24

      I used to fence and, wow, that is a brilliant idea.

  • @clarabear501
    @clarabear501 4 місяці тому +553

    I swear with these long haired seniors the matting just appears. My family has a 17 year old ragdoll and every night for as long as I can remember, he lays happily in my dad’s lap while my dad carefully works out the tangles in his chest and tummy. My mom usually does it during the day if she feels one starting. Without fail, this cat wakes up the next day with a dozen more. I’m starting to think he just enjoys the attention… ❤ I don’t think Mayo shares the sentiment😂

    • @Pita_Leela
      @Pita_Leela 3 місяці тому +50

      Sadly the senior cats aren't great at keeping up with appearance :( I'm learning that with two of mine . He smells and needs a bath and she gets matted lol

    • @JaneThomas-b3l
      @JaneThomas-b3l 2 місяці тому +2

      That is true. I recently have had the same issue. So frustrating

    • @MooCow765
      @MooCow765 2 місяці тому +6

      My rag doll is the same age and we have the same issue with her, unfortunately however she hates brushing so it’s a nightmare trying to handle all the matting the poor thing gets

    • @wingracer1614
      @wingracer1614 2 місяці тому +2

      I have a domestic long hair that fortunately doesn't get matted despite having the the softest, most luxurious, fluffy fur ever but she still gets regular brushing not because she needs it but because the absolutely LOVES it. Seriously, she comes running every time I pull out the brush.

    • @Peridot0000
      @Peridot0000 2 місяці тому +6

      It's not uncommon for seniors because they don't move as much and can't groom as well. As much as I love keeping a natural coat, once they get old, start matting and are uncomfortable with lots of brushing shaving can be a kindness. As long as they are in a temperature controlled house they do fine and are so much more comfortable. It's best if you can manage to shave before they get matted, it's much easier and less painful to groom before the mats set in.

  • @johnle4091
    @johnle4091 4 місяці тому +2614

    The return of Mayonnaise being angry at Vanessa.

    • @dlockern950
      @dlockern950 4 місяці тому +19

      I’ve had three cats that had long hair, just regular ol’ cats. They were all so happy when they’d get shaved down.

    • @FaceBack18
      @FaceBack18 4 місяці тому +67

      The video should've been titled Mayo Wars Episode VIII: The Fur Awakens.

    • @hubbival7325
      @hubbival7325 4 місяці тому +3

      @@FaceBack18lmaooo.

    • @jennieshively3187
      @jennieshively3187 4 місяці тому +3

      We Luv you Mr. Mayo!

    • @Obviously-Ollie
      @Obviously-Ollie 4 місяці тому +2

      For nooooooo reason

  • @sarahwar3538
    @sarahwar3538 4 місяці тому +1017

    "You're rude." Mayo: "Excuse me? You are the one shaving my its and bits. Talk about rude."

    • @Wally535
      @Wally535 4 місяці тому +39

      Never heard “its and bits” before…so funny and descriptive!

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 4 місяці тому +14

      ​@@Wally535bits and bites came to my head...when I read that.

    • @rosemorris7912
      @rosemorris7912 4 місяці тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sarahwar3538
      @sarahwar3538 4 місяці тому +6

      @@80s-90sfan This is a bit extreme, it's all in good fun. She takes good care of the pets.

    • @s0Shi
      @s0Shi 3 місяці тому

      I read “tits and bits” lol

  • @CallieMasters5000
    @CallieMasters5000 4 місяці тому +4000

    You're naked as a jaybird, wearing a hoody and fishbowl, your paws are all wrapped, and you still try to fight back... Now that's SPICY! A real dedication to the thug life! 😂

  • @SnuSnuDungeon
    @SnuSnuDungeon 4 місяці тому +340

    Mayonnaise is the very definition of never give up, never quit on a vendetta

  • @rlaureng
    @rlaureng 4 місяці тому +173

    He turned into a puddle of disgruntlement when the shaving started. Poor Mayo!

  • @lanagomisc.6005
    @lanagomisc.6005 4 місяці тому +1047

    The most relatable moment for me, as a cat owner, was when Mayo is growling and hissing and Vanessa just says "yeah yeah yeah" and continues working.

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 4 місяці тому +49

      I love responding "you don't say" when a cat or dog is being hissy/growly with me.

    • @darid2616
      @darid2616 4 місяці тому +41

      @@jessiehogue. My fiance's rescue dog likes to argue with/growl at me sometimes and I always respond with "Excuse me! You wanna back up that attitude mister?" and he then always walks away grumbling like he knows he was being rude 😂

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 4 місяці тому +10

      @@darid2616 He might very well! Dogs are among the smartest animals on Earth. Which is in part why it's so much fun to talk to them, because... it really feels like you're having a full-on conversation sometimes.

    • @darid2616
      @darid2616 4 місяці тому +14

      @@jessiehogue. Oh totally! He's a heeler so he's a very intelligent breed already. We both joke all the time that he must have been a human in his past life and got trapped in a dog body and is still salty about it 😂

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 4 місяці тому +14

      @@darid2616 Sometimes when my parents' dog, Daisy, exceedingly barks at something - typically the squirrels outside their home - we tell her to calm down and be quiet.
      And then she lets out a smaller bark. We respond for her to stop, and then she makes an even more silent one, borderline a grumpy protest.
      She just really, really wants to get the last word in, lol.

  • @NinaHansen2008
    @NinaHansen2008 4 місяці тому +457

    The story about mayonnaise’s sibling attacking the owner tickled me. The same thing happened to me 30 years ago when I bathed my daughter’s cat, Boots for fleas. He yowled and fought me as I tried to keep him in our bath tub. Then all of a sudden, our other cat, Mischief, came in and clawed my butt as I was bent over the side of the tub. This bathroom had two doors. If anyone had been watching, they would have died laughing to see me trying to hold Boots in the tub while pushing Mischief out of the bathroom with my foot and closing the door behind him.
    I knew I had to bathe Mischief next and was afraid he’d tear me to shreds. But when I put him in the tub, on the screen (so he could have something to hold onto with his claws), he just clung there and whimpered pathetically.

    • @kaerligheden
      @kaerligheden 4 місяці тому +31

      😂😂😂😂😂
      How I laughed imagining all of it!!!

    • @LaLayla99
      @LaLayla99 4 місяці тому +33

      Using a screen is a great idea!

    • @TheSeedsower107
      @TheSeedsower107 4 місяці тому +11

      Great story ,thanks for sharing ! : )

    • @hazelangus
      @hazelangus 4 місяці тому +4

      What's a screen in this context?

    • @dovie2blue
      @dovie2blue 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@hazelangusLike a window screen

  • @HelenicSeaways
    @HelenicSeaways 4 місяці тому +1278

    I'm currently showing this video to the less agreeable of my two cats and saying "you see, Gustav? This is your future if you don't let me brush you. Is this what you want? IS IT?"

    • @rondaboze4622
      @rondaboze4622 4 місяці тому +44

      😆🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😆

    • @trishasmith2303
      @trishasmith2303 4 місяці тому +21

      😂😂😂

    • @YeshuaKingMessiah
      @YeshuaKingMessiah 4 місяці тому +26

      IS
      IT?
      Yup
      I feel ya

    • @billikutta93
      @billikutta93 4 місяці тому +37

      Watch out! They will take notes and see it as a to do list XD

    • @cottongreentea
      @cottongreentea 4 місяці тому +26

      Okay... this got me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      I have said something similar to my Grandparent's cats when I was a teen.
      I can still see that sudden dead silence and then the "look" clear as day that one cat gave me and I swear I never felt so threatened in my life at that moment. His brother just accepted his fate, but this one? He was gonna rip me apart in the enclosed shower.

  • @SarahM_GiveMeSparkles
    @SarahM_GiveMeSparkles 4 місяці тому +101

    "You're a jerk, you're rude, and you are mean and you hurt me..." BUT OH WE LOVE HIM THO lol he's the best worst boy. 😻

  • @bluecollarlit
    @bluecollarlit 4 місяці тому +98

    There's a comment saying this cat resembles U.S. President Chester Arthur, and a comment comparing the cat's appearance to Martin Van Buren, another U.S. president.
    This channel's audience is unique.

    • @BLKPlutoh
      @BLKPlutoh 3 місяці тому +10

      The fact that those comparisons are so accurate makes it even funnier

    • @namebrandmason
      @namebrandmason Місяць тому

      I guess we should say he looks like Mackenzie Bowell?

  • @mymotherwasright3079
    @mymotherwasright3079 4 місяці тому +708

    Mayonnaise where have you been???? We missed you Mayo!!!

    • @CallieMasters5000
      @CallieMasters5000 4 місяці тому +57

      He's been busy hissin' and scratchin'. Taking care of business!

    • @TheRimute
      @TheRimute 4 місяці тому +45

      @@CallieMasters5000 Also getting matted 😉

    • @MeagenImage
      @MeagenImage 4 місяці тому +23

      He would rather not be back here!

    • @Seeigh
      @Seeigh 4 місяці тому

      he was getting his s*t done :D (hehe)

    • @littledarkbloom
      @littledarkbloom 4 місяці тому +3

      We need more Mayo in our lives.

  • @shughl1
    @shughl1 4 місяці тому +408

    Mayo: "I'd put up one helluva fight but the diarrhea and matting has diminished my power substantially..."

    • @emisthem6562
      @emisthem6562 4 місяці тому +26

      "... and this is only 10% of my power."

    • @giovanna722
      @giovanna722 4 місяці тому +10

      He's not feeling too perky, I bet.

  • @Vagajammer
    @Vagajammer 4 місяці тому +1295

    You would think by now Mayo would learn that threatening the groomer earns him the Bubble Of Shame

    • @tommyrq180
      @tommyrq180 4 місяці тому +46

      Perhaps it’s now the Mayo Bubble! He’s earned it! 😂

    • @Schnooks83
      @Schnooks83 4 місяці тому +48

      Maybe he always wanted to be an astronaut when he was a kitten so he likes the bubble?

    • @kingofravens215
      @kingofravens215 4 місяці тому +28

      Few learn their lesson in the bubble of shame honestly

    • @Mmm-nj5dk
      @Mmm-nj5dk 4 місяці тому +1

      No cause the stress is so high that there is no learning opportunity. Animals snap under stress, predators attack, and prey run away or try to die........but I would assume a groomer won't know all this.......looks above well-being!!!!!!

    • @Kris-wo4pj
      @Kris-wo4pj 4 місяці тому +26

      ​@@Mmm-nj5dkhe was matted so he needed to be shaved. He is also a perisan a breed unable to clean himself properly he needs to be washed, brushed and sometimes shaved. Its about his well being not his looks.

  • @KayXoXo4
    @KayXoXo4 4 місяці тому +69

    Mayonnaise sister coming to his rescue made me laugh out loud 😂

  • @HeathsHarleyQuinn
    @HeathsHarleyQuinn 4 місяці тому +119

    My elderly gentleman (Toby, 20) is a domestic shorthair. 4 years ago during covid there was a massive issue with my workplace using a cleaner that was so potent that many of the workers pets were losing their fur and getting itchy from allergic reactions to the remnants of it on their owners hands. My sweet boy was one of them. It was almost impossible to find somebody who would give him a bath so that he could finally have some relief. It's really distressing to me to know that people simply don't want to help cats, or don't know how to. There was a location I went to called "the pet groomer'. When I called they told me they only handle dogs. I asked them why then they decided to call themselves 'the pet groomer' instead of 'the dog groomer'.
    Toby is all well now and still going strong despite his age.
    Tldr, thank you for helping those of us who have no other choice but to potentially do it ourselves

    • @helenestiernstrand6575
      @helenestiernstrand6575 3 місяці тому +1

      My cat has its hair falling out since 2 years. What was the cleaner they reacted to??

  • @alij7047
    @alij7047 4 місяці тому +472

    Poor Mayo! Terrible tummy troubles one day, a bath the second day, and torture by the groomer on the third!
    Mayo is having a rough week!
    (Vanessa, you did a great job with the grumpy boy!)

  • @ledwards7171
    @ledwards7171 4 місяці тому +626

    You talk to mayo more than any other animal you have groomed. The familiarity you have with him is part of why we like seeing The Mayo Diaries 😁

    • @bogdiworksV2
      @bogdiworksV2 2 місяці тому +5

      It's easy to talk to him because he talks back 😂 his growls are hilarious.

  • @CallieMasters5000
    @CallieMasters5000 4 місяці тому +500

    Like most hustlers, Mayo doesn't like it when you call him by his government name "Mayonnaise". He already knows he's in trouble if he's on Vanessa's table, and then he hears his full name. 😢

    • @AnikMonette
      @AnikMonette 4 місяці тому +21

      And since he's been pretty tolerant today, I bet that what he did was pretty ugly and thus need to lay low for a bit...😂

    • @katherinebarlow6446
      @katherinebarlow6446 4 місяці тому +27

      "Excuse me, you must be mistaken. You are supposed to be grooming a "Mayonnaise" but my name is "Aioli"

  • @bluelikekrishna
    @bluelikekrishna 2 місяці тому +20

    I love when you put the happy hoodie on big fluffy heads and it smooshes them down and makes them look disproportionate.

  • @SkipperWing
    @SkipperWing 4 місяці тому +37

    So glad Mayonnaise is still with us.
    thank you for your service

  • @moneepennee
    @moneepennee 4 місяці тому +364

    Mayo is amusingly relatable. "Dammit, people. You know I don't want to be groomed."

  • @AngelRasmus3
    @AngelRasmus3 4 місяці тому +281

    Mayonnaise the angriest condiment cat XD We love him he's so beautiful

    • @CrossCultural-c7f
      @CrossCultural-c7f 4 місяці тому +18

      Maybe Mayo should be renamed Tabasco or Sriracha!

    • @CrossCultural-c7f
      @CrossCultural-c7f 4 місяці тому +7

      Mayo is a beautiful cat. But please chill! Miss Vanessa is trying to help you.

  • @warspite1515
    @warspite1515 4 місяці тому +536

    The hiss ... the growl ... and the bubble. Spicy Mayo at his finest.

  • @nehkuvt
    @nehkuvt 4 місяці тому +21

    When I was grooming, we called the matting behind the ears "Love Mats" because people tend to rub behind the ears of their pets, which causes matting over time. Some get absolutely massive, so we would try to teach our clients with that issue to pet and then brush out where they were clumping the fur with their fingers to help combat that.

  • @samsilly123456
    @samsilly123456 4 місяці тому +13

    When we got my kitty shaved we specifically requested no lion cut cause we thought it looked dumb on her. Instead we requested "the boots with the fur" and she kept little booties ❤

  • @clairstrange4362
    @clairstrange4362 4 місяці тому +259

    MAYO’S BACK AND SPICER THAN EVER!! 😂

  • @balex6037
    @balex6037 4 місяці тому +159

    I think we all just appreciate knowing Mayonnaise is still okay. Poor spicy baby.

  • @aec9174
    @aec9174 4 місяці тому +219

    During the majority of the shave, Mayo just lay there like he'd given up on life altogether. Poor Mayo!! 😾

    • @jdevlin1910
      @jdevlin1910 4 місяці тому

      @@80s-90sfan Get lost muppet

    • @YeshuaKingMessiah
      @YeshuaKingMessiah 4 місяці тому +6

      His GI was felt bad
      He was out of sorts
      But last time he also got her rly bad so 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @denverdubois5835
      @denverdubois5835 4 місяці тому +7

      @@80s-90sfan Stop trolling. Maybe spend five minutes looking into how much Vanessa gives back to animal welfare and how much grooming she does for free, for shelter animals in need.

    • @denverdubois5835
      @denverdubois5835 4 місяці тому +13

      @@80s-90sfan Oh, and look into the time Mayo was deathly ill, in the pet hospital, and his humans needed help with the huge vet bill from saving his life. Vanessa and her viewers raised the money and paid Mayo's vet bill in full.

    • @ItsPowie
      @ItsPowie 4 місяці тому +11

      @@80s-90sfan This person's a dishonest rage-engagement-farmer and nobody should bother responding to them. What they're saying is so obviously untrue to anyone familiar with Vanessa's content, so the only logical conclusion is that they're trolling.

  • @emiliocastellon7140
    @emiliocastellon7140 2 місяці тому +16

    I was so confused by the angry astronaut....
    and then it happened 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @midorifromthesource987
    @midorifromthesource987 4 місяці тому +22

    I'm just impressed you can get a clean, even shave when he's loafing like that for the majority of the groom. GG, 10/10.

  • @marli8907
    @marli8907 4 місяці тому +219

    "I'd just like to go one time without leaving with bleeding cuts and scratches from you. Can we do that?"
    Mayo: *Angry* NOOOOO

  • @ComSubGru9
    @ComSubGru9 4 місяці тому +139

    Oh... we gotta have Mayonnaise's sibling on the channel now after hearing that story😅😅😅

    • @Cheesycat948
      @Cheesycat948 4 місяці тому +11

      Yes!!!

    • @annmariesloan8406
      @annmariesloan8406 4 місяці тому +12

      With the murder mittens clipped and the helmet in place first😂

  • @PetCactusA_HarmlessLittlePrick
    @PetCactusA_HarmlessLittlePrick 4 місяці тому +82

    He's such an angry little snot, but we love him to bits.

    • @giovanna722
      @giovanna722 4 місяці тому +2

      I find him quite mild mannered. He's got the sweetest meow.

  • @burndtketchup7818
    @burndtketchup7818 4 місяці тому +12

    Poor Mayo! Thank you to his humans for compassionate care for his health and comfort and for bringing him to you so often so we can all experience the Spicy Mayo

  • @TashaXKaa
    @TashaXKaa 2 місяці тому +3

    i am so grateful that all of my cats are short-haired, and can groom themselves, there's no worry of matting and i can see if there's an issue i can help them with

  • @barbarawiddowson635
    @barbarawiddowson635 4 місяці тому +218

    There is a term in the UK called "being mardy" meaning"in a petulant bad mood,sulky or grumpy".So from now on I'm calling him Mardy Mayonnaise.He's still a beautiful cat though.Good job for getting out unscathed Vanessa.

    • @vaw796
      @vaw796 4 місяці тому +15

      Love it! I am British too and this word is very fitting for the lovesble, but Mardy Mayo. This is truly apt about the boy. His sibling's personality deffo rubbed off on him.

    • @barbarawiddowson635
      @barbarawiddowson635 4 місяці тому +2

      @justmeherethereandeverywhere Mayomardi Di Catmeow?😁

  • @pattisimmons67
    @pattisimmons67 4 місяці тому +166

    This cat just kills me. He goes from sweet Mayo to SPICY Wasabi Mayo in 0.02 seconds! Now he looks like the Cheshire Cat with those big ol' lamb chop cheeks! 🤣🤣

  • @MadiganinPeach
    @MadiganinPeach 4 місяці тому +127

    Vanessa: "he is much more outgoing for a shave"
    Mayonnaise: "and I took that personally"
    😂😂

  • @amandak.4246
    @amandak.4246 4 місяці тому +12

    pushing away his bubbled head after he tried to bite made me crack up every time, like so calm because his efforts were totally futile

  • @ruru1824
    @ruru1824 3 місяці тому +3

    “alright, ill give you a little bit of a break.
    ON THAT SIDE.”

  • @nrgltwrkr2225
    @nrgltwrkr2225 4 місяці тому +292

    "I have diarrhea! I feel like crud. And now the humans subject me to a bath at home, and then a shave at the groomers? I hate, with a hater's hateful hate!" LOLOL

  • @morghan_
    @morghan_ 4 місяці тому +1283

    I had a rough, tough tomcat named Magellan when I was a kid. He didn't like anyone but me. Then a few years later we got a kitten (named Attila) and he tolerated him OK.
    Atilla had been found as a stray in a petting zoo so he had fleas and was FILTHY. I gave him a bath and big brother Magellan came FLYING into the bathroom trying to save the baby from me 😂

    • @jennstewart3003
      @jennstewart3003 4 місяці тому +215

      Our cats and other dogs would hold vigil at the bathroom door anytime someone else was getting a bath. It was hilarious

    • @julieobrien4056
      @julieobrien4056 4 місяці тому +110

      I love your naming protocol!! Magellan and Attila are brilliant cat names!

    • @Narangarath
      @Narangarath 4 місяці тому +89

      ​@@jennstewart3003 Our late cat used to stand up against the side of the tub and literally scream for as long as it took for you to get out of the tub or until her voice got too hoarse, whichever happened first. 😂

    • @PietroCozziTinin
      @PietroCozziTinin 4 місяці тому +53

      My darling FokYu always comes to rescue me when I'm in the shower.

    • @HAL-dm1eh
      @HAL-dm1eh 4 місяці тому +23

      @@jennstewart3003 That sounds absolutely hilarious 🤣

  • @katw5840
    @katw5840 4 місяці тому +91

    According to the late Lewis Grizzard, ...naked is the quality of being without clothing while nekkid is being naked and up to something. Here we have the nekkid Mayo

    • @rosemorris7912
      @rosemorris7912 4 місяці тому +6

      I do so miss the fabulous Lewis Grizzard.

    • @noonierune6933
      @noonierune6933 4 місяці тому +5

      I did 't know he was dead. I thought he was so funny without being crude

  • @lilitharam44
    @lilitharam44 4 місяці тому +2

    Aww, thank you for sharing the adorable Mayo with us! Glad he didn't get to scratch you this time!

  • @DeliciousPigeonCheez
    @DeliciousPigeonCheez 4 місяці тому +128

    Note to self: make sure other cat cannot enter the room when bathing Mayonnaise

  • @animeducky9
    @animeducky9 4 місяці тому +90

    Mayonnaise has returned, and this time he's getting sideburns

    • @rwhist528
      @rwhist528 4 місяці тому +5

      Those sideburns looks like President Martin van Buren. Lol😂

  • @Kodas-Dad
    @Kodas-Dad 4 місяці тому +112

    He is definitely HELL-MANS Mayonnaise 😅

  • @randomenvelope
    @randomenvelope 3 місяці тому +2

    Imagine being thrown in a cage, forced out or tempted out with food and then you get your whole body shaven with your limbs held up like a sheep, you get a fish bowl and a sweat band attached to your face and you go "what the hell!?!?" And your captors go "you're rude"

  • @epiclexi1234
    @epiclexi1234 2 місяці тому +4

    I LOVE mayonaise, he is perfect and his name is perfect.

  • @rondameier8168
    @rondameier8168 4 місяці тому +96

    He's saying "oh the indignity of it all" "I'm naked again and my sibling is going to make fun of me" lol....

  • @table004
    @table004 4 місяці тому +155

    He looks like he just went splat the way he's laying!

    • @Julie-Anne60
      @Julie-Anne60 4 місяці тому +4

      🤣😂😅

    • @janetc3930
      @janetc3930 4 місяці тому +9

      Yep, a splat of mayo alright! 😆

  • @justfellicitya
    @justfellicitya 4 місяці тому +33

    We are SO fortunate that our vet also does sedated grooming, otherwise there's no way our silky Maine Coon cat wouldn't be anything but one big matted ball of felt all year round. He recently got his first lion cut, and he's like a completely different cat. Those mats really do hurt, and made it so hard for him to run around, play, groom, or really anything except eat, sleep and be grumpy.

  • @elliotchappell4575
    @elliotchappell4575 2 місяці тому +4

    Word on the streets is that sibling cat is not amused that you made her brother look like a ballsack !!

  • @bobsyouruncle3075
    @bobsyouruncle3075 2 місяці тому +2

    He looks like a grumpy old man wearing fur lined Uggs.😂 Adorable!

  • @paulw.woodring7304
    @paulw.woodring7304 4 місяці тому +158

    Those mutton chops make him look like Chester A. Arthur, 21st President of the United States, and the answer to the question from "Die Hard III".

  • @crashtefano
    @crashtefano 4 місяці тому +87

    "That cat looks so chill today... Oh, nevermind."

  • @shellycooper1210
    @shellycooper1210 4 місяці тому +83

    I love that Mayo’s mate came to his rescue. lol. When my hubby would pounce on me and tickle me, I would yell for help from my kitty Tigger and she bite her boy on the toe. It was hilarious. Don’t worry, I wasn’t crying, I was laughing from being tickled. Tigger was feisty ❤

    • @Blackcursed06
      @Blackcursed06 4 місяці тому +4

      My cat would just bite whoever was screaming instead of who was tickling :DD

    • @tegandetermann3299
      @tegandetermann3299 2 місяці тому

      You're lucky. Mine learned when Mommy wants help dealing with Daddy, it's best if he just waits it out on the floor, lest he be the one manhandled next. 😂

  • @jassonsw
    @jassonsw 2 місяці тому +5

    Mayo's Hannibal Lecter outfit 😂

  • @lillaurap
    @lillaurap 4 місяці тому +1

    I love how gentle and sweet you are with them. I really think your voice soothes them.
    Side note: Mayo needs a sweater now.

  • @caseyleichter2309
    @caseyleichter2309 4 місяці тому +48

    MAYO! I'm always happy when you give us the Angriest Condiment :)
    It is amazing how house cats who don't particularly like each other will still express angry solidarity if they think one of their number is under attack. I had a similar experience many years ago, helping a friend give her new kitten a much-needed flea bath: the kitten cried non-stop, and the senior cat (who despised the kitten) came into the bathroom to denounce us all in the strongest possible terms.

    • @amethyst_cat9532
      @amethyst_cat9532 4 місяці тому +6

      Cats abide by the "no one is allowed to bully them except ME" rule

    • @2crude
      @2crude 4 місяці тому

      A most apt description (the angriest condiment) of the cat in question.💯

  • @the_oreo_whale
    @the_oreo_whale 4 місяці тому +243

    Mr. May(o) in the month of May! also we are all sorry for your diarrhoea Mayo! 😂

    • @Forgottensnapdragon
      @Forgottensnapdragon 4 місяці тому +2

      Diarrhea

    • @celebgil_silverstar
      @celebgil_silverstar 4 місяці тому +30

      ​​@@Forgottensnapdragon the one you're correcting is the British spelling, both are correct.

    • @Forgottensnapdragon
      @Forgottensnapdragon 4 місяці тому +1

      @@celebgil_silverstar There shouldn't be an o

    • @Tegdirb64
      @Tegdirb64 4 місяці тому +20

      In British English there IS an o!

    • @noreenmary3300
      @noreenmary3300 4 місяці тому +18

      @@Forgottensnapdragon British English spelling is Diarrhoea. American English Diarrhea. 🙂

  • @maxeybailey718
    @maxeybailey718 4 місяці тому +4

    So I love watching the videos, and usually my husband does not partake in my enjoyment of insert animal name here getting bathed and groomed. But when he heard me come up the stairs, giggling about spicy mayo, the cat he sat and watch this video with me because we get so much enjoyment out of your cat grooms, we have several ourselves and watching someone else. Struggle gives us a little chuckle not going to lie. Thank you for bringing us together through happy hoodies, murder, mittens, and the rage cage.❤

  • @JoceLawson
    @JoceLawson 4 місяці тому +4

    IDK why but the "UGH i gotta send you home with stupid looking cheeks!" had me rolling Lol but the vet wrap is such a good idea thanks for sharing

  • @kristinjacobsen3417
    @kristinjacobsen3417 4 місяці тому +49

    Vanessa I'm glad you wrapped his paws. You need to be safe and not nervous.
    Thank you for entertaining and teaching us. The cheeks are hysterical

  • @SupaPictave
    @SupaPictave 4 місяці тому +87

    Well, rottweilers, huskies, Mayo... There's truly a lore building.

    • @mimisezlol
      @mimisezlol 4 місяці тому +10

      Don't forget livestock dogs

    • @Binstabih
      @Binstabih 4 місяці тому +1

      The crusty poms have my heart too

  • @Lorca377
    @Lorca377 4 місяці тому +138

    I was just watching another mayo video ten minutes ago thinking "I miss that cat." Lo and behold the mayo gods heard my prayers.

  • @georginaisaacs1463
    @georginaisaacs1463 Місяць тому +1

    Poor Mayo, I hope his mum and dad brush him when he's at home, poor guy!

  • @kellychurchill2536
    @kellychurchill2536 2 місяці тому +2

    You are so fun to watch < I love it when you sing ~ I was cracking up, “my name is mayonnaise & I feel like you’re going to kill me’!!!! LOL HILARIOUS

  • @nancyrubano-nord5265
    @nancyrubano-nord5265 4 місяці тому +59

    Vanessa, you're speaking so kind to Mayo. Mayo keeps saying "Fluffy off."

  • @RhamanaChan
    @RhamanaChan 4 місяці тому +59

    Him going to bite and you just pushing his bubbled head away with the scissors is such a mood haha

  • @phocarrot
    @phocarrot 4 місяці тому +73

    Mayo just looks so humiliated, lol. "I am an apex predator! Unhand me!"

  • @RobinBerri
    @RobinBerri 4 місяці тому +4

    I've never seen a cat so eager to get in their crate! 😆

  • @maryswanson9982
    @maryswanson9982 3 місяці тому +3

    He’s such a good kitty!

  • @maxkid6446
    @maxkid6446 4 місяці тому +67

    Everyone’s favorite cat is back spicy as ever

  • @georgiabentz9503
    @georgiabentz9503 4 місяці тому +57

    Oh! Look it's-a spicy Mayonnaise. My favorite "flavor" lol. I love your singing all through this. "Please don't scraaatchhh meeee..."

  • @unitoolzee
    @unitoolzee 4 місяці тому +41

    I can tell you from personal experience that cats with long coats absolutely LOVE to have their coats shaved. It must feel amazing to get scratches and love after all of that fur is gone.

  • @shannonz3018
    @shannonz3018 4 місяці тому +20

    I love that he's yelling while doing elevator butt 😂

  • @Myrcella_Rykker
    @Myrcella_Rykker 4 місяці тому +111

    I personally like the cheek hair. His head now reminds me of the 90's X-Men cartoon character, Wolverine

  • @K_Totus_Tuus
    @K_Totus_Tuus 4 місяці тому +36

    Okay, I have to clean and check emails and run errands and….STOP EVERYTHING!!! Mayonnaise is back. Must see TV.

  • @marinaknife4595
    @marinaknife4595 4 місяці тому +55

    Hahaha ... those side chops on his face - suit him - la cat equivalent of a cantankerous grouchy Squire from an C18th novel.

  • @RavingKats
    @RavingKats 4 місяці тому +1

    I love him and have a boy who's so similar in personality! And I adore how you are with him and his parent(s), thank you for being respectful, kind and professional 😻

  • @hardcyd3r
    @hardcyd3r Місяць тому +1

    "stupid looking cheeks" has me giggling so hard

  • @shelleynakamotoky6204
    @shelleynakamotoky6204 4 місяці тому +36

    If spicy Mayonnaise finds out that we laughed and commented here without rendering aid, he’ll be fluffin coming for us all.😮

    • @rondaboze4622
      @rondaboze4622 4 місяці тому +1

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😆😆🤪😆🤪😆😂🤣😂🤣😆

    • @AllTheHappySquirrels
      @AllTheHappySquirrels 4 місяці тому +1

      We're just congratulating him on his world domination 😅

  • @CrossoverGenius
    @CrossoverGenius 4 місяці тому +55

    That cat in the bubble with the wrapped up paws is the most pitiful thing I have ever seen in my entire life 😭

  • @freya1548
    @freya1548 4 місяці тому +36

    I love how Vanessa lost her patience with him about halfway through and basically told him to fluff off and deal with it.

  • @ritabutler1951
    @ritabutler1951 Місяць тому

    Watching his shave makes me look at my lovely Cornish Rex and smile. Homer does not like his claws clipped, and I have scratches from him leaping on me. But I do not need to worry about his fur.

  • @Epiphanystone
    @Epiphanystone 4 місяці тому +1

    For cats like this you need a tangle teezer. That’s how I maintain my angora. It’s actually made for detangling curly human hair but it is amazing for long hair cats. The bristles are soft on their skin and it gathers shed fur . My cats love it because it feels nice on their skin, unlike the metal ones that are scratchy. You can find them at target.

  • @RedEye3
    @RedEye3 4 місяці тому +155

    Watching that critter get shaved is like watching sheep get sheared. *welp*

    • @julieobrien4056
      @julieobrien4056 4 місяці тому +32

      If sheep had fangs and death daggers and a will and desire to use them!😂😂

    • @YuBeace
      @YuBeace 4 місяці тому +11

      @@julieobrien4056 The addition of “the will and desire to use them” really gets me. 😂 It’s just too true that sheep are some of the most unmotivated creatures that will accept death as soon as it presents itself.

    • @parkerbrown-nesbit1747
      @parkerbrown-nesbit1747 4 місяці тому +13

      ​@@julieobrien4056sheep have sharp hooves. AND they know how to use them. They also learn how to use their heads and horns (if they have them). Yes, I speak from experience.

    • @sylvisterling8782
      @sylvisterling8782 4 місяці тому

      I want a T-Shirt!! Possibly with the caption "TOUCH MY MURDER MITTENS AND DIE, HU-MON!"

    • @dovie2blue
      @dovie2blue 4 місяці тому +1

      Sheep shearers work even faster though

  • @unchainedmel1475
    @unchainedmel1475 4 місяці тому +36

    "You're rude!" *leaves with war wounds*

  • @Rainbopagn
    @Rainbopagn 4 місяці тому +29

    I can watch this amusedly because I too have a Mayo. She throws fits for nails and the ONE time we had to bathe her I had to wear a winter coat to survive!

  • @theultimatereductionist7592
    @theultimatereductionist7592 4 місяці тому +3

    Mayo is my FAVORITE of your customer! 🤣😂😂 I LOVE LOVE LOVE the Spicy Mayo!! Call him Kevin Spicey, because he is an angry little fluffball! LOVE the HISS at 14:14!

  • @nancysawyer9307
    @nancysawyer9307 3 місяці тому +1

    Leo’s Paws makes a flexible comb that can ‘gently’ comb the long fur and especially the face. Doesn’t work quickly but my part Maine Coon tolerates me combing him for a few minutes. Also I use very small scissors to trim small mattes before they get big, but first try gently pulling them apart a little at a time while offering can food or treats. Just a few suggestions for long fur cats that hate, bite, scratch for regular brushing.

  • @margaretlewis8189
    @margaretlewis8189 4 місяці тому +72

    Poor Mayo. The indignity of it all.

  • @DG-yd4nh
    @DG-yd4nh 4 місяці тому +8

    He looks and sounds SO defeated.............and then, the hiss.......