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  • Опубліковано 18 гру 2024

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  • @TimDillonShow
    @TimDillonShow  5 років тому +42

    Thanks to Ridge Wallet for supporting the show. Go to www.ridge.com/TIM and use Code “TIM” for 10% off your order.

    • @lordswaggity1213
      @lordswaggity1213 5 років тому +8

      Fuck you. You're probably gonna spend the dough on a twink. Good job on JRE though it was entertaining.

    • @lordswaggity1213
      @lordswaggity1213 5 років тому +3

      When are your Chicago tickets coming out, fettuccine Alfredo in the big city? Fans of this humpback whale of a comic will get the reference.

    • @ShangHighRoller
      @ShangHighRoller 5 років тому +7

      Ridge Wallet---YUMMMM

    • @bababooboo2057
      @bababooboo2057 5 років тому

      Im so depressed by the holidays that there is no amount of material junk that can ever fill the depth of my sorrow, which lives in my soul!

    • @mjkaoud111
      @mjkaoud111 5 років тому

      Sarasota, FL...Look it up!

  • @PatriotsOfWash
    @PatriotsOfWash 5 років тому +251

    Tim Dillon is the greatest man to ever do a podcast. Corporate Steakhouse was unbelievable.

    • @mindgames9614
      @mindgames9614 5 років тому +9

      you must be new

    • @bigfoot7688
      @bigfoot7688 5 років тому +6

      @ZackM go back to the Joey Diaz podcast you fuckin Muppet

    • @earfboy2146
      @earfboy2146 5 років тому

      Scott Cross You should check out CUMTOWN!

    • @vhscopyofseinfeld
      @vhscopyofseinfeld 5 років тому +3

      “You what some blue cheese with that buffalo....FAGGOT!!!”

    • @drakeholliday5671
      @drakeholliday5671 5 років тому +7

      Dude, if you loved Corporate Steakhouse, you would love love Tropical-themed Resort on da moon.

  • @travelingobserver6590
    @travelingobserver6590 2 роки тому +93

    I keep digging out these old episodes and every one is a masterpiece 😅

    • @christianwalter997
      @christianwalter997 2 роки тому +17

      Nothing quite like a nice, cold, 2019 Tim episode from before the world ended. It's like driving into your hometown in the rain/snow on Christmas, having a cigarette before goin inside. Nothing better.

    • @Ankur3108
      @Ankur3108 Рік тому

      Classic

    • @patrickcavanaugh4455
      @patrickcavanaugh4455 Рік тому +2

      This and Assland is maybe the fucking best of them man. I'll listen over and over again.

    • @patrickcavanaugh4455
      @patrickcavanaugh4455 Рік тому +2

      Assland epitomizes Tims resentment for the industry and if you are having a bad day or raging at an unfair world, My God there is no better medicine than that episode.

    • @Gaggerlotion
      @Gaggerlotion Рік тому

      @@christianwalter997 when did the world end?

  • @blastbeetb.3045
    @blastbeetb.3045 5 років тому +155

    Ben's laugh is essential to the show

  • @lukeb911
    @lukeb911 5 років тому +99

    This guy is funny as hell but he is also full of wisdom.

  • @RapnuzeI
    @RapnuzeI 5 років тому +46

    “You’re a 38 year-old man! Stop reading Harry Potter in public! You’re an adult!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PodCastables
    @PodCastables 5 років тому +56

    Tim dillion the greatest story teller ever

  • @T.I.M.Thirteen
    @T.I.M.Thirteen 5 років тому +24

    32:47 “That was all spent on colostomy bags for the talent...” And still king! 👑

  • @monkeytrousers6180
    @monkeytrousers6180 5 років тому +114

    It's like Sunday Service but with an unhinged crazy person.

    • @power2theppl896
      @power2theppl896 5 років тому +6

      I'm pretty sure that's all Sunday Services...have u checked on religion lately? Lol but I see ur point

    • @sealevelbear
      @sealevelbear 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AdrianHertz
      @AdrianHertz 4 роки тому +5

      So like Sunday service?

  • @BalotelliFan713
    @BalotelliFan713 5 років тому +32

    Tim's take on the biz remind's me of Patrice's. Stay true to yourself and you may "suffer" from career setbacks but you cement your legacy. Tim, keep doing you kid and I can't wait until you're in Nashville again

    • @chrisw1197
      @chrisw1197 2 роки тому

      Uuuurrdrrdtf test is. Xi

  • @BigD365
    @BigD365 Рік тому +5

    Rewatching all Timmy Ds podcasts from the covid era. PURE GOLD!

  • @KarenTookTheKids364
    @KarenTookTheKids364 5 років тому +32

    Best podcast on the Internet.

  • @ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka
    @ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka 5 років тому +32

    My cousin Dave lives in Florida, he was arrested for robbing a gas station armed with an alligator

  • @charlescarden3406
    @charlescarden3406 5 років тому +74

    I want a “life in the big city” T shirt.

    • @LawnPusher
      @LawnPusher 5 років тому +2

      Exactly

    • @calatianupriser
      @calatianupriser 5 років тому +3

      It exists now

    • @LawnPusher
      @LawnPusher 5 років тому +1

      @@calatianupriser I the merch yesterday. Love it

    • @masterprattu
      @masterprattu 6 місяців тому +1

      But I compromised. I got a ridge wallet and a promescent spray instead.

  • @traviswoods7849
    @traviswoods7849 4 роки тому +8

    Tim Dillon is literally the only form of entertainment thats has ever been in existence

  • @merfymac
    @merfymac 5 років тому +10

    Excellent. Thanks for posting 🚬 Timmy. This podcast has become my current favorite. Always delighted when a new episode pops. 👍🏼

  • @willatkinson141
    @willatkinson141 5 років тому +12

    What's the real problem with Florida? "The people...the others.." Tim is the goat.

  • @Daniel-ds4oq
    @Daniel-ds4oq 5 років тому +15

    Funniest guy out there, standup, podcast, guy is always killing.

  • @alexblaha6264
    @alexblaha6264 Рік тому +9

    “Stop jerking off the past” is possibly one of the best statements ever said

    • @rg5312
      @rg5312 Рік тому

      True but just to clarify his point about pointing guns at blacks trying to go to school wasn't a thing. When the federal government started forcing desegregation the military was brought in to force white kids to go to school with blacks at gun point. History sucks but just not the way you think it did.

  • @scottp.548
    @scottp.548 5 років тому +9

    Tim you deserve a free Ridge Wallet for your Lodge story. You earned it buddy.

  • @dantedycer
    @dantedycer 5 років тому +26

    Life in the big city.

  • @bloodandteeth
    @bloodandteeth 5 років тому +4

    My new favorite podcast. Needed after working retail he’ll Black Friday weekend.

  • @imhatchmantoo
    @imhatchmantoo 3 місяці тому +1

    2024 me listening to all the back catalogue to hear history being made all over again

  • @PatriotsOfWash
    @PatriotsOfWash 5 років тому +10

    Tim, please shower me with your podcast greatness everyday.

  • @WitzyZed
    @WitzyZed 5 років тому +5

    Even without video, audio alone tells me exactly what 1:47:10 looked like.

  • @ladeacarr4245
    @ladeacarr4245 2 роки тому +1

    underrated episode!! this episode with Lisa's lounge story... and 3 am episode... so many others are amazing

  • @KrakHouse
    @KrakHouse 5 років тому +56

    I'm gonna listen regardless but would it hurt to get the video going

    • @extvproducer
      @extvproducer 5 років тому +3

      He needs to hit up Rogan for podcast tech help! 😎🎥

    • @haveniceday7768
      @haveniceday7768 5 років тому +3

      @@TheHeretic435 lololololollollolollllll you mad bro

    • @TonsMoreCowbell
      @TonsMoreCowbell 5 років тому +12

      I think Tim realized that you don't get cancelled by cancel culture if you don't provide the visuals for the media to run with. Audio-only flies under the radar.

    • @TheHeretic435
      @TheHeretic435 5 років тому

      @@TonsMoreCowbell check your privilege

    • @61butthatsaveragehere87
      @61butthatsaveragehere87 5 років тому +3

      Even better if filmed outside, on the porch etc

  • @ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka
    @ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka 5 років тому +30

    The Irishman was 3 hours of trying to pretend Robert De Niro isn't geriatric.
    That scene where he beats the grocery worker, oof.

    • @Cuyt24
      @Cuyt24 5 років тому +2

      G G he walks like an old man with a bad hip. It’s embarrassing.

    • @scottp.548
      @scottp.548 5 років тому

      @@Cuyt24 Well, he is getting up there.

    • @fukurmomma6393
      @fukurmomma6393 5 років тому

      I laughed out loud at the point and said ya that doesnt look fake cus he cant pretend to kick someone and make it believable

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 3 роки тому

      It was a good movie Tim's just always bitching about something

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 3 роки тому

      @@fukurmomma6393 well the mafia really isn't into High Athletic combat they're more into shooting guys

  • @sealevelbear
    @sealevelbear 5 років тому +12

    I was at Thanksgiving dinner at a friend’s house, several people were on their phones, debating whether or not to go to Target. I was baffled 😅

  • @Kyle-xt8ip
    @Kyle-xt8ip 5 років тому +5

    I had a Lisa's type of place in my early twenties. I was not in a good place at that time of my life. I am honestly blessed lucky and fortunate that I was able to get my shit together later on. A lot of people I used to know can't believe it when they run into me and see where I am now. I wish everyone could find their way out and come out great on the other side, but unfortunately most do not.

  • @bonson9156
    @bonson9156 11 місяців тому

    17:00 I had a similar experience on Thanksgiving in Dallas. Super expensive and the food seemed like it was microwaved. I I had Lobster Bisque as well (some creamy soup)

  • @Vincentl2189
    @Vincentl2189 5 років тому +11

    Come on back home to Florida, Life in the little city.

    • @Search4Facts
      @Search4Facts 9 місяців тому

      :) Wait, we have big cities too lol. Tim is #1

  • @Vub.
    @Vub. 5 років тому +2

    Another great one, keep em coming timmy

  • @michaelbraunstein799
    @michaelbraunstein799 4 роки тому +4

    From Florida. Grew up my whole life here. 4 miles from the Parkland school. DO NOT MOVE HERE.

  • @evanboyer5928
    @evanboyer5928 5 років тому +19

    I listened to corporate steakhouse really hungover last Sunday morning and now I'm hooked.

    • @lordswaggity1213
      @lordswaggity1213 5 років тому +1

      Yes we should all start tweeting at Chick Fil A to annoy Tim. 😁

    • @PatriotsOfWash
      @PatriotsOfWash 5 років тому +1

      That's what got me hooked also. It was unbelievable.

    • @evanboyer5928
      @evanboyer5928 5 років тому +2

      @@PatriotsOfWash yeah the anthropological discussion on Long Island women was the funniest thing I've ever heard.

    • @anon667
      @anon667 5 років тому +1

      Tim is the best to listen to when on drugs/alcohol or coming down from drugs/alcohol 😂 love this man

  • @vegasdomeshot6580
    @vegasdomeshot6580 5 років тому +6

    Tony Hinchcliff ,Andrew Santino , Tim Dillon all in one night well worth the drive from Las Vegas to
    Los Angeles

  • @jtcoop9
    @jtcoop9 5 років тому +15

    This dude is a doug stanhope chris farley hybrid

  • @stellar7760
    @stellar7760 5 років тому +11

    “I’m not takin’ no shit is what I’m sayin’!! If you’re killing people with your food and they’re leaving on stretchers, that’s clearly not MY issue’”
    Lmfao Tim’s Thanksgiving really reflects life in the big city.

    • @couchman-sw6jy
      @couchman-sw6jy 5 років тому +3

      😂

    • @stellar7760
      @stellar7760 4 роки тому

      Roland Deschain No, ma’am, but you clearly are; I’ve been here since 12k. 😘

    • @stellar7760
      @stellar7760 4 роки тому +1

      Roland Deschain Welcome! Make sure you pick up your “Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon” ASAP - they’re going fast! I mean, I haven’t received mine just yet but these puppies basically sell themselves! In fact, I could sell you some? 💎

    • @kingheart9555
      @kingheart9555 4 роки тому

      Get a down payment from him first in order to honor and secure the deal.

  • @thesouthphillypaulcast7350
    @thesouthphillypaulcast7350 5 років тому +1

    Great episode Tim. It took me a few days to get thru, but well worth it.

  • @elijahthomas6038
    @elijahthomas6038 5 років тому +7

    Best podcast on the internet

  • @glyn5385
    @glyn5385 5 років тому +5

    love you Tim, youre the best antidepressant. thank you

  • @yeaown8139
    @yeaown8139 5 років тому +4

    You are destined to become the greatest Florida Man in history, literally and figuratively.

  • @joshlockie9285
    @joshlockie9285 5 років тому +2

    Nice sounds like Tim’s in Edmonton for my birthday. That’s about as close as he could get to where I am. Looks like I’m gonna be taking a road trip this spring.

  • @gabrielsilvas692
    @gabrielsilvas692 29 днів тому +1

    I miss struggling gutter Tim soooo much!!!!!

  • @shadownaught
    @shadownaught 5 років тому +5

    Your podcast reminds me of talking shit all afternoon with my coked up cousin over a 30 rack of naty ice. Wish I had started listening sooner, saw you on JRE, but I'm onboard.

  • @VIVsVeiws
    @VIVsVeiws 5 років тому +2

    Thanks for keeping the truth alive and making it funny for me while you're at it.

  • @vegasdomeshot6580
    @vegasdomeshot6580 5 років тому +3

    Lol Armean! Where are you ! ( pummeled by a mountain lion 🦁 haha

  • @richvasquez4922
    @richvasquez4922 5 років тому +6

    I specifically watched lady and the tramp for that siamese cat song

  • @jacobdavis3876
    @jacobdavis3876 5 років тому +46

    Tim Dillon- "Disney is a disease."

    • @sealevelbear
      @sealevelbear 5 років тому

      Yep.

    • @ProudFilthyCasual
      @ProudFilthyCasual 5 років тому

      @Tim Jacuzzi No one has seen the sequel trilogy yet lol. The last one isn't out.

  • @Cuyt24
    @Cuyt24 5 років тому +18

    I laugh when Ben laughs.

  • @jesse7157
    @jesse7157 5 років тому +20

    I went to florida and watched an alligator eat a heron

    • @Freddy_v
      @Freddy_v 5 років тому +3

      Jesse Richards i believe it’s spelled heroine*

    • @JerseySlayer
      @JerseySlayer 5 років тому +11

      I watched a guy named gator shoot heroin in New Jersey

    • @scottp.548
      @scottp.548 5 років тому +1

      @@JerseySlayer I live in New Jersey and have seen both, plus spent an evening with the Jersey Devil in the Pine Barrens!

    • @mr.hostetter855
      @mr.hostetter855 5 років тому +1

      @@Freddy_v If you mean that it ate a female hero, then yes. Heroin, clown.

    • @Freddy_v
      @Freddy_v 5 років тому +1

      Hostetter exactly. As in the heroines at Disney World. Timmys favorite place. Why you talking about that black tar you fucking clown. Florida does bath salts and cocaine.

  • @anthonyrisola6144
    @anthonyrisola6144 5 років тому +7

    Tim is a brilliant storyteller. He has got to write a book about all of the people he's met and his life experiences. It would be a best seller and hysterically funny.

  • @Chase222s
    @Chase222s 5 років тому +4

    Prince Andrew Sketch Tim Dillon

  • @wattmarren4731
    @wattmarren4731 5 років тому +3

    If the Boston Marathon bomber had a Cannae backpack we'd only have Halfachusetts!

  • @VAMPZDJ
    @VAMPZDJ Рік тому

    I love Tim's ad reads lol. Unskippable

  • @Hannahbananabutttt
    @Hannahbananabutttt 8 місяців тому +1

    lol I know this was posted 4 years ago but I used to live in weeki wachee Florida 😂 my friends grandmother made the tails for those mermaid shows. Tim if you ever end up living in Florida I may have to consider moving back as well but honestly anywhere is better than NoVa (Northern Virginia) at this point bc we can’t afford to live here anymore 😢

  • @Goonch92
    @Goonch92 5 років тому +5

    Tim Dillon is the new Stanhope. Sounds like him too.

  • @trentjung8035
    @trentjung8035 3 роки тому

    “Best case you’re going to be a hotdog!!” Bro LMAO

  • @darriusmorton6590
    @darriusmorton6590 2 роки тому

    Moved to the upper peninsula with my now wife during the pandemic, love you Tim

  • @iamshaman
    @iamshaman 5 років тому +6

    "At the end of this everbody is going to die and nobody is going to remember you" = when Tim realized this he was watching The Irishman.. as this was a major point in the movie.. spoiler alert

  • @61butthatsaveragehere87
    @61butthatsaveragehere87 5 років тому +2

    2:09 there goes my prepared green tea

  • @Kthb80
    @Kthb80 5 років тому +4

    Tim you are a national treasure, quickly becoming my favorite comedian on the planet.

  • @GotstandardsDiamondNedFlanders

    1:45:00 ; Bless Tim Dillon for keeping Comedy, HONEST. Nothing worse than watching character actors trying to be comedians on stage doing 1 hour specials bombing the whole hour, telling pretentious lies , that they think to be funny, and not lending anything to their experience or that of others. How's business Comedy Central ?? 🤣

  • @Ravenmacabre13
    @Ravenmacabre13 5 років тому +12

    I see new tim? I click.

  • @billwilenski
    @billwilenski 5 років тому +4

    Dude you’re depressing me about Long Island I live there I don’t anymore but it’s bringing back all those bad feelings😂😂😂

  • @deengew
    @deengew 5 років тому +13

    sounds like Tim is mad he didn't get that part in the Irishman

  • @yeseniaarias2493
    @yeseniaarias2493 4 роки тому +1

    Omg when they realized it was Red Robin 😂

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 5 років тому +3

    Totally agree with you about the Irishman. I tried to watch it twice. Fell asleep both times

  • @a1tony170
    @a1tony170 2 роки тому +1

    I wonder if Schulz heard this two years ago and went “Florida is a great idea”

  • @nolancho
    @nolancho 3 роки тому +2

    34:00 saving for me lol
    54:00 another

  • @amir.420
    @amir.420 3 роки тому +2

    If this ad read isn't in the next GTA, I'm not playing

  • @christopherlee5434
    @christopherlee5434 5 років тому +7

    Tim come to Denver

  • @VIVsVeiws
    @VIVsVeiws 5 років тому +1

    I live in a tiny town that is blowing up because we beat Duke at basketball.
    Life in the big city.

  • @jsp7218
    @jsp7218 5 років тому +17

    So... No video anymore? I miss the porch

    • @AAMarc
      @AAMarc 5 років тому +1

      he said its cold and windy

  • @thebevysuperstitious
    @thebevysuperstitious 4 роки тому +2

    Tim Dillon is a pretty cool guy

  • @jordan_velasquez
    @jordan_velasquez 5 років тому +1

    The Synopsis Queen! Thanks Tim for review of the Irishman. I was going to give it a shot in hope of something refreshing but saved me from wasting time with recycled screen bullshit!

  • @liketanyanot
    @liketanyanot 5 років тому +2

    Suddenly I need a really good backpack

  • @CatnamedMittens
    @CatnamedMittens 2 місяці тому

    Underappreciated episode.

  • @TheHeretic435
    @TheHeretic435 5 років тому +1

    I like the sound of this major world car dealer

  • @stefandomeier1911
    @stefandomeier1911 Рік тому +1

    This was the hay day

  • @montae87
    @montae87 5 років тому

    “Boyzzzz” that shit is hilarious lol

  • @louisadrill7060
    @louisadrill7060 2 роки тому

    the parents of the turpin 13 got re- married at Disney World.hahaha

  • @jakeables779
    @jakeables779 5 років тому

    Lakeland,Fl. 40 minutes from Orlando, 30 from Tampa. Shit hole but isolated.

  • @mafiadabest
    @mafiadabest 5 років тому +1

    I hear YUMMMMMM all day. I work at the Robin.

  • @ikhalid1418
    @ikhalid1418 4 роки тому +1

    damn, the existential crisis rant got me.

  • @squirrelbong
    @squirrelbong 4 роки тому +2

    Some day these ad reads will be used in training videos to depict a worse case scenario in sponsorship, or maybe...a best case scenario.

    • @Giovanni-nj1xo
      @Giovanni-nj1xo 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/rNe1i20yA4c/v-deo.html

  • @ThaDentMan
    @ThaDentMan 5 років тому +1

    I love Red Robin, the problem is when you find something you enjoy there the next time you go back and the whole menu changed and they don’t serve it anymore.

    • @sealevelbear
      @sealevelbear 5 років тому

      That cannot possibly be the problem with Red Robin, I call BS.

    • @ThaDentMan
      @ThaDentMan 5 років тому

      RookerRoo343P thanks for your opinion on my experience.

    • @sealevelbear
      @sealevelbear 5 років тому

      ThaDentMan Anytime, that is why we are here, laughing 👍

  • @c3ntury1337
    @c3ntury1337 5 років тому +5

    I hope you add video, like Rogan.

    • @sealevelbear
      @sealevelbear 5 років тому

      He used to have video for the episodes, look a few months back.

  • @Tom-V
    @Tom-V 7 місяців тому +1

    Irishman was good.
    But I did hate the cgi.

  • @danielquevedo4996
    @danielquevedo4996 5 років тому +1

    Wen u gonna have video up

    • @sealevelbear
      @sealevelbear 5 років тому

      Sketches have video, episodes almost never do for the past months.

  • @q.q.p.p
    @q.q.p.p 5 років тому +5

    eating out at thanksgiving sounds miserable af

    • @jsp7218
      @jsp7218 5 років тому +1

      Its not. I feasted on Chinese food last year. 100x better than turkey & stuffing. Zero cooking. Ate like a king

    • @scottp.548
      @scottp.548 5 років тому +1

      McDonald's was open all day near my area.

  • @vegasdomeshot6580
    @vegasdomeshot6580 5 років тому

    Las Vegas damn I gotta check it out

  • @montana-patriot9083
    @montana-patriot9083 5 років тому +1

    Tim “ I did coke off a poor kids head” Dillon

  • @ryits
    @ryits 5 років тому +1

    thumbs up before it even started playing because im a robot of a human. but this makes my circuits spark. hooraaay.

  • @cjay1187
    @cjay1187 5 років тому

    Please come to Florida. Destin.

  • @Fore_Runner
    @Fore_Runner Рік тому +1

    I like Red Robin,…yummmm

  • @JohnToal-it8gf
    @JohnToal-it8gf 8 місяців тому

    Love you, Tim :)

  • @TheworldengineBeeps
    @TheworldengineBeeps 5 років тому +1

    I think Tim Dillon fell in love with Chris distefano. Not surprising at all I think Chris is in love with Tim Dillon, it’s just what it is.

  • @lordswaggity1213
    @lordswaggity1213 5 років тому +8

    Tim if you're reading this you're basically an old Cartman from South Park. Just wanted you to know.
    Snorlax would also be an apt description.

    • @steveh.7268
      @steveh.7268 5 років тому +1

      you're good at describing things

    • @lordswaggity1213
      @lordswaggity1213 5 років тому

      Thanks Steve. I'm mean at times to our keto kid but he's got good in his heart.

    • @briztevan
      @briztevan 5 років тому

      Nice, original comment.

    • @sealevelbear
      @sealevelbear 5 років тому

      Ben definitely reads the comments. No evidence Tim does on UA-cam, though on Patreon he occasionally jumps in.

  • @Budsport_TV
    @Budsport_TV 5 років тому +2

    Tim Dillon is awesome and not fat at all. 👍👍