High School Senior Wears Knight Armor on Last Day of School

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  • Опубліковано 25 тра 2018
  • What a savage.

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  • @ilikespaghetti2170
    @ilikespaghetti2170 4 роки тому +20997

    I was expecting him to enter the room shouting "morning peasants"

    • @BaguetteGamingOfficial
      @BaguetteGamingOfficial 4 роки тому +1412

      "how's the farming going"

    • @butteredpooper7750
      @butteredpooper7750 4 роки тому +618

      Mr.Yanis _ “BY THE POPE”

    • @dezt538
      @dezt538 4 роки тому +427

      And they:
      ITS ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON

    • @SirHonkster
      @SirHonkster 4 роки тому +193

      @@dezt538 Less talking MORE RAIDING

    • @nexus5178
      @nexus5178 4 роки тому +106

      @@dezt538 (Quoting Stronghold) Our food stocks running low sire!

  • @Necroskull388
    @Necroskull388 4 роки тому +6006

    “You’re violating the dress code.”
    “POINT TO THE PART OF THE SCHOOL PLANNER THAT PROHIBITS PLATE ARMOR”

    • @soppingwetburgers6493
      @soppingwetburgers6493 4 роки тому +350

      "You think this is a joke?"
      "The Corona virus is out there karen! Killing thousands! I must protect thyself !"

    • @dumptruck5138
      @dumptruck5138 4 роки тому +14

      @Fleece Johnson I can use that some day

    • @someguy4735
      @someguy4735 4 роки тому +8

      @Fleece Johnson Hah, skyrim

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 4 роки тому +7

      Have at thee, english teacher!

    • @kianvelicaria6597
      @kianvelicaria6597 4 роки тому +7

      It shows off too much skin said the karen

  • @jazzhands6055
    @jazzhands6055 4 роки тому +2309

    “Take it off or you’re not walking during the graduation ceremony” - some teacher later on

    • @timber9468
      @timber9468 2 роки тому +371

      “Fine, *There will be no graduation ceremony.*

    • @jazzhands6055
      @jazzhands6055 2 роки тому +212

      @@timber9468 Some other Senior: “That’s fine, graduation ceremony at my house!!”

    • @chaselefort124
      @chaselefort124 9 місяців тому +59

      You might ruin his day, but... You gotta imagine it'd be pretty hilarious to make the kid carry around all of that stuff in his hands for the rest of the day. Chaotic neutral move

    • @jacobgoodstone7572
      @jacobgoodstone7572 9 місяців тому +50

      *pulls out broadsword*

    • @legend9181
      @legend9181 8 місяців тому +8

      Oh no, anyways

  •  4 роки тому +641

    “SON, I SAID NO MORE ANIME GIRLS”
    *Pumps shotgun*

  • @realdavidii
    @realdavidii 4 роки тому +6209

    _"SON, WHERE IS MY ARMOR???"_
    **shotgun noises**

    • @jasdanvm3845
      @jasdanvm3845 4 роки тому +501

      I see you are a man of bread as well.

    • @couzard8395
      @couzard8395 4 роки тому +168

      I see you're have the same taste as wheat

    • @el_mr6439
      @el_mr6439 4 роки тому +82

      "COME FOR IT"
      *Sword noises*

    • @rugbyforzimbos8577
      @rugbyforzimbos8577 4 роки тому +19

      David ii My brothers who eat bread

    • @cray5935
      @cray5935 4 роки тому +27

      *loud screaming*

  • @metainstincts1983
    @metainstincts1983 4 роки тому +8276

    Everyone: *laughs and think it’s a joke*
    The history teacher: Oh... No....

    • @tyrian_baal
      @tyrian_baal 4 роки тому +376

      History: THIS ARMOR IS NOT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE
      GET OUT OF HERE YOU PEASANT!

    • @AngelBattosai27
      @AngelBattosai27 4 роки тому +204

      More like " *hears Artorias song coming* "

    • @seich-of-lacan-getter514
      @seich-of-lacan-getter514 4 роки тому +37

      At the time I am commenting, there is 666 likes, after I do this I am adding a like

    • @nathoj8213
      @nathoj8213 4 роки тому +24

      @@AngelBattosai27 EKUSU KARIBAAAA!!!!! (Excalibur!!!!)

    • @GoldenCat911
      @GoldenCat911 4 роки тому +17

      Straight Busta I’ve had nightmares every night since I first heard about Gael

  • @spethmanjones2997
    @spethmanjones2997 4 роки тому +321

    “Where you goin after this”
    _”Onward! TO JERUSALEM!!!”_

  • @qui-gonjinn5014
    @qui-gonjinn5014 3 роки тому +327

    Teacher: no hats or hoods unless it's for religious purposes
    me and the boys:

    • @D.H.1082
      @D.H.1082 8 місяців тому +13

      DEUS VULT BROTHER

    • @Embersofthedark
      @Embersofthedark 8 місяців тому +3

      Well time to pull out the crusaders armor

    • @punnamrajenderreddy5537
      @punnamrajenderreddy5537 8 місяців тому +1

      BROTHERS CHARGE FORWARD !!!!!

    • @happymaskedguy1943
      @happymaskedguy1943 7 місяців тому +3

      It’s bizarre that religious purposes get special treatment, especially seeing as religion is so irrational and lacking good reason, whereas someone who loves a particular thing, or feels strongly about that thing (usually something based in reality) is excluded.
      No more free passes for religious expression, not unless it can be provided to all.

    • @D.H.1082
      @D.H.1082 7 місяців тому +6

      @@happymaskedguy1943 The United States was founded with the core belief of religious freedom. The only thing more important is separation of Church from State.
      Nothing bizarre about respecting people's faith.

  • @KBzaz
    @KBzaz 4 роки тому +13142

    “Point out the rule that says I CAN’T wear a full suit of armor.” - This guy, at some point.

    • @arsenicflask
      @arsenicflask 4 роки тому +419

      Schools with a uniform: "You're challenging ME?"

    • @bloodstainedrosarymusic460
      @bloodstainedrosarymusic460 4 роки тому +188

      Well, the handbook does say that you cant wear something that may disrupt the learning, or cause a distraction to other students

    • @freshweeb3797
      @freshweeb3797 4 роки тому +328

      the Schwibb it’s only a distraction to the non believers

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol 4 роки тому +39

      I wore a snake mascot uniform at school once. I mean not for any purpose just wore it because I knew where it was. And an akatsuki costume a couple times. They don't care

    • @twistedO4
      @twistedO4 4 роки тому +37

      That distraction rule is stupid,

  • @justsomeguywithoutamustach8816
    @justsomeguywithoutamustach8816 5 років тому +32602

    When you have to take holy land at 10 but have school at 9

  • @CrizzyEyes
    @CrizzyEyes 9 місяців тому +245

    I like the solemn passing of the balloon. He takes it silently and with reverence, like the passing of the Olympic torch.

  • @perinukehorse9464
    @perinukehorse9464 4 роки тому +55

    "Where are you going after this?"
    "Jerusalem"

  • @cryper6098
    @cryper6098 4 роки тому +1747

    "where are you going after this?"
    Was expecting him to say "on a crusade"

    • @temxasred3086
      @temxasred3086 4 роки тому +45

      The guy missed the chance to say "Jerusalem"

    • @noogai4794
      @noogai4794 4 роки тому +17

      To take back the holy land

    • @powangel1418
      @powangel1418 4 роки тому +1

      Missed opportunity

  • @dannymccormack936
    @dannymccormack936 4 роки тому +2004

    The school: only wear special things for religious reasons
    that guy:

  • @istiaan
    @istiaan 8 місяців тому +30

    This the typa shit that happens when I decide to skip a day in school

  • @jotarodripjo4449
    @jotarodripjo4449 Рік тому +53

    Went straight from beeing a high schooler to becoming a middle aged man

  • @voxelarc7378
    @voxelarc7378 4 роки тому +5668

    Girls: this is so childish
    Boys: WE MUST TAKE JERUSALEM

  • @hamzaferoz6162
    @hamzaferoz6162 4 роки тому +2173

    Imagine him meeting another bloke wearing Turkish Armor

    • @thewanderingstruggler8601
      @thewanderingstruggler8601 4 роки тому +64

      Hamza Feroz it wouldn’t end well. Lmao

    • @hamzaferoz6162
      @hamzaferoz6162 4 роки тому +17

      @@biliminsrlar5752 Really? Because the Seljuks, Mughals, Hepthalites and to some extent Ottomans did wear Chainmail and Lemmellar

    • @maxmuller8633
      @maxmuller8633 4 роки тому +51

      @@hamzaferoz6162 They have a very strong armour other than those, armour of ALLAH.

    • @hamzaferoz6162
      @hamzaferoz6162 4 роки тому +4

      @@maxmuller8633 Crusader Kings Reference?

    • @maxmuller8633
      @maxmuller8633 4 роки тому +1

      @@hamzaferoz6162 I have heard of it never watched.

  • @Arzonest
    @Arzonest 8 місяців тому +14

    he definitely passed his history class

    • @m-h1217
      @m-h1217 8 місяців тому +3

      The helmet is period inaccurate with the full plate armor.
      Hard F on that one.

  • @Whispurer
    @Whispurer 4 місяці тому +4

    *"You're going all over Reddit right now."*
    Jeez this is 5 years old, huh?

  • @chrisca
    @chrisca 4 роки тому +2490

    High School: Has no clothing regulations
    This guy: *It's free real state*

    • @6ixlxrd
      @6ixlxrd 4 роки тому +17

      Guy would've gotten sent home for not wearing his uniform at my school. Better yet, he wouldn't have even been allowed past the metal detector.

    • @robbegeens2885
      @robbegeens2885 4 роки тому +48

      @@6ixlxrd a prison is not a school

    • @theworstmaid
      @theworstmaid 4 роки тому +9

      @@6ixlxrd lets see what happens when a bullied rich kid gets hold of a gun. you fuckers are insane.

    • @6ixlxrd
      @6ixlxrd 4 роки тому +7

      @@theworstmaid Let's see that bullied rich kid put an entire AR in his backpack and walk around school for damn near the whole day before deciding to pull it out and shoot up the class (that is, let's see him get past an entire metal detector and people checking his backpack with an AR unnoticed).

    • @alexwithsauce2556
      @alexwithsauce2556 4 роки тому +9

      な6IXLXRD You know not all schools have metal detectors right? Like, mine doesn’t at all. You could sneak one in so easy it’s not even funny it’s a serious problem

  • @korvo9936
    @korvo9936 4 роки тому +2440

    How to deal with bullys
    Google: find a teacher
    Bing:

    • @strongarm8937
      @strongarm8937 4 роки тому +34

      "He has become a god"

    • @katsnori6067
      @katsnori6067 4 роки тому +35

      Bully: *confused screaming while getting yeeted by this dude*

    • @spanningbread
      @spanningbread 3 роки тому +13

      FOR THE FAITH AND MIGHT OR THE LORD, FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY!

    • @zack4life346
      @zack4life346 3 роки тому +4

      The armour isn't historically accurate or well made , so i expect the bully to prob bully him even more for buying cheap armour

    • @theranger7924
      @theranger7924 3 роки тому +8

      @@zack4life346 killjoy

  • @brythonbrowning1950
    @brythonbrowning1950 8 місяців тому +17

    There’s something about him helmet being way out of time period that is wholesome to me. He probably just really love great helms instead of having the correct helmet for his armor.
    Which makes this so much more heart warming

    • @Integritys_Sum
      @Integritys_Sum 2 місяці тому

      technically, the bame for this type is a "Heume" Helmet

  • @localmilfchaser6938
    @localmilfchaser6938 8 місяців тому +7

    This guy is definitely a band kid

  • @LargeBlueCircle
    @LargeBlueCircle 4 роки тому +5668

    Bully: Nice armor nerd- *suddenly realizes, is in Crusading Distance, immediately regrets life decisions*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +4413

    "How to dress nicely"
    Google - Buy nice shoes, a dress shirt and a leather belt
    Bing - Prepare for war

  • @d2dwizard198
    @d2dwizard198 8 місяців тому +9

    Every man dreams of wearing a true suit of armor

  • @straightjacket308
    @straightjacket308 Рік тому +9

    He either has some very embarrassed parents or some really really cool parents!!!

  • @ambitious2237
    @ambitious2237 5 років тому +2891

    WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM!!!

  • @releasedaboar
    @releasedaboar 5 років тому +4745

    This guy got 6th period in Jerusalem

  • @vincenttorrijos9680
    @vincenttorrijos9680 3 роки тому +305

    “You can’t wear that to school!”
    “It’s ok, I have a pass.”
    *hands pass that says “Deus Vult”

    • @OKF.
      @OKF. 8 місяців тому +5

      What’s thou say?

    • @amazingfireboy1848
      @amazingfireboy1848 8 місяців тому

      ​@@OKF. Same question

    • @bronwiegobller
      @bronwiegobller Місяць тому

      @@OKF. What's thou sayeth**

    • @OKF.
      @OKF. Місяць тому

      @@bronwiegobller “thou has come forth to question upon of which the vernacular you have spoken.”**

  • @Hashakka
    @Hashakka 3 роки тому +8

    as someone who wore samurai armor to the last day of school, our battle will be legendary

    • @bigborse
      @bigborse 9 місяців тому +1

      I’d pay to see this fight

    • @pyroclastic_phantom
      @pyroclastic_phantom 9 місяців тому +1

      who would win? A crussader of the lord or the Crussader of the emperor?

  • @tannerhamilton6025
    @tannerhamilton6025 4 роки тому +739

    Other kids come to school with $2000 shoes, this kid comes to school with a $10,000 suit of armor.

    • @ChuckNorris-tx1ps
      @ChuckNorris-tx1ps 4 роки тому +54

      Tanner Hamilton except it’s only $600

    • @thilsiktonix
      @thilsiktonix 4 роки тому +18

      It was like 400-600 lmao, nice try.

    • @ajakks6551
      @ajakks6551 4 роки тому +3

      Ahead of the curve.

    • @Madkendler
      @Madkendler 4 роки тому +11

      You can tell it was way cheaper than that since the chest is one solid piece.

    • @JFK_Speedwagon
      @JFK_Speedwagon 4 роки тому +5

      It’s worth 600 dollars, if I had money I would absolutely buy it.

  • @100subswithoutvideosplease8
    @100subswithoutvideosplease8 4 роки тому +5072

    Legends say this armor can withstand: rejection, cringe, thots, bullying and many other things

  • @ZarathosTheSpiritOfVengeance
    @ZarathosTheSpiritOfVengeance 9 місяців тому +3

    Bro is heading straight to Constantinople when school gets out.

  • @ascendantjustice1173
    @ascendantjustice1173 8 місяців тому +13

    Lmao i did this same thing 😂😂. I built my armor though from scratch. Im a armorer and blacksmith now, but i started getting into armor making when i was 15. I graduated high school in 2018. 😂😂 I got a lot of reactions too when i wore my suit.

  • @elrusito5034
    @elrusito5034 4 роки тому +649

    "So where are you going after this?"
    *"J E R U S A L E M"*

  • @essem4979
    @essem4979 4 роки тому +617

    0:34 "How heavy is that?"
    *"As heavy as my virtues"*

    • @darthtator1221
      @darthtator1221 4 роки тому +22

      As heavy as the heresy upon the shoulders who stand in my path

  • @BD-8171
    @BD-8171 2 місяці тому +1

    ''its gross in here'' well sir.... do you have a suit of plate armor?

  • @Kiddy7180
    @Kiddy7180 5 років тому +3020

    The ultimate white knight has appeared

    • @adamnajami4902
      @adamnajami4902 4 роки тому +9

      Furry Destroyer Amen

    • @martimking1craft
      @martimking1craft 4 роки тому +1

      See you again

    • @Alice-ew4dy
      @Alice-ew4dy 4 роки тому +1

      @@adamnajami4902 why would he care about us? He still needs to take the holy land pfff I mean it's not like he would care about slaughtering creepy lewd artists such as myself. Nah nah. Too time wasting eheh..

    • @justanamateur6129
      @justanamateur6129 4 роки тому

      In the name of Pepe

    • @poere1234
      @poere1234 4 роки тому

      nigga knight

  • @capptincripple9643
    @capptincripple9643 5 років тому +3746

    “He’s a squire” then why is he wearing armor

    • @tim9680
      @tim9680 4 роки тому +140

      I think they were talking about his friend

    • @vexn3699
      @vexn3699 4 роки тому +148

      Because he can afford it. Anyone could wear armor, but it was so expensive that no one could but lords and knights. The problem with squirehood was the lack of money, not the lack of status

    • @princereyes2094
      @princereyes2094 4 роки тому +26

      @@vexn3699
      Oh... so that's why.

    • @vexn3699
      @vexn3699 4 роки тому +24

      @@videolegoproductionita7678 well, such instances would have been rare for a number of reasons. First, it was unbecoming of a knight (even one in training) to loot dead enemies. Second, very few dead enemies would have anything of better quality than anything the squire or the knight were using. And third, to find a dead noble donning a set of armor was very rare (more so a set that would fit a roughly 15 year old squire), not only because medieval laws forbade the intentional killing of nobles, but because it was norm to treat dead nobles with more dignity. Plus, a noble was worth more alive than dead, and was allowed to keep some items.
      So whilst not saying it didn't happened, it would have certainly been very rare for a squire to have acquired their armor from looting dead people.

    • @elia8544
      @elia8544 4 роки тому +2

      VideoLego production ITA Yes

  • @wan8234
    @wan8234 4 роки тому +5

    "what college are you going to?"
    "i wouldnt consider jerusalem to be a college."

  • @TheMechanicalArchitect
    @TheMechanicalArchitect 7 місяців тому +1

    *I’ve got a plan John* “you’ve always got a plan Dutch” *but this one’s a good one*

  • @MikeAlpha226
    @MikeAlpha226 4 роки тому +189

    When the bully challenges you to a fight: Parry this you filthy casual.

  • @mac_n_cheesie
    @mac_n_cheesie 4 роки тому +2699

    Everyone: *Laughs and Jokes*
    The Jewish Kid: *oh.. no*

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 4 роки тому +110

      Don't worry. The great helm might be crusading era, but the plate is high middle ages. Granted, anti semitism was still rampant... nevermind.

    • @utzius8003
      @utzius8003 4 роки тому +26

      @1234 Did you actually believe there was any tolerance for a different faith at any time during the middle ages, in any place?

    • @williamnicholson8133
      @williamnicholson8133 4 роки тому +21

      They took the holy land from muslims not the jews .

    • @utzius8003
      @utzius8003 4 роки тому +19

      @@williamnicholson8133 The crusades were not only fought in the middle east, there were also crusades within Europe. Also, saying they took the holy land isn't really true, almost every crusade was a colossal fuck up.

    • @MrGrimm-eo5lc
      @MrGrimm-eo5lc 4 роки тому +4

      The casual pagan: "sweating intensifies"

  • @LazyElectron
    @LazyElectron 7 місяців тому +1

    I like the fact that he just wears normal shoes

  • @tuanngo7461
    @tuanngo7461 9 місяців тому +1

    because in previous day, quiet boy told him to stay home tomorrow

  • @Erik-fy9dy
    @Erik-fy9dy 4 роки тому +2924

    A normal kid at the end of high school: Thank god is over.
    This guy: *FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY...*

    • @AsukaLangleyS02
      @AsukaLangleyS02 4 роки тому +23

      The Last Stand has nothing to do with the crusades.

    • @Erik-fy9dy
      @Erik-fy9dy 4 роки тому +64

      Yeah I know, all I wanded to do is to make a semi-funny comment that gains likes due to people's ignorance.

    • @dusansekulic7532
      @dusansekulic7532 4 роки тому +25

      @@AsukaLangleyS02 how does it not have i was convinced it does, i mean "seat of power is in danger" "holy land" sounds like Jerusalem to me.

    • @Wellshem
      @Wellshem 4 роки тому +2

      Us now: *coroned*

    • @julius7146
      @julius7146 4 роки тому +41

      @@dusansekulic7532 It is about the swiss guards defending the "holy seat" in 1527 during the Sacco di Roma

  • @-overdooo-
    @-overdooo- 4 роки тому +711

    Girls: omg I got my eyebrows, nails, and hair done for the last day of school.
    Boys:

  • @chaosinsurgency3979
    @chaosinsurgency3979 4 роки тому +2

    THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF A LEGEND

  • @MoltenSamurai
    @MoltenSamurai 8 місяців тому +9

    What an absolute legend.

  • @_.l4n3
    @_.l4n3 4 роки тому +437

    Nerdy kid: taps armor twice
    Him: "Don't come to Constantinople tomorrow"

    • @simeonellinger2064
      @simeonellinger2064 8 місяців тому +3

      You mean Istanbul

    • @anadaere6861
      @anadaere6861 8 місяців тому +5

      You mean Byzantium

    • @Colin_Lawlor_Audio
      @Colin_Lawlor_Audio 8 місяців тому

      Persia?

    • @DainKeith
      @DainKeith 8 місяців тому

      I am going in my armor

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 8 місяців тому +2

      You mean Byzantium, Regium and Sycae. Because constantinople was actually built on the site of 3 Greek towns and cities, not just 1 (byzantium). Which is why constantiople is the correct name, as byzantium would only refer to a portion of its 15 districts (less than half)

  • @MJT-DA
    @MJT-DA 4 роки тому +732

    His mom: "Honey I know religion is important and all-" *opens door*
    *_"H U Z Z A H ! ! !"_*

    • @soarray5559
      @soarray5559 4 роки тому

      T M this made me laugh way to hard

    • @z-man1237
      @z-man1237 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏

    • @mariocar0727
      @mariocar0727 4 роки тому +2

      I think you mean DEUS VULT

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 9 місяців тому +4

    One can only hope he's doing the same in protecting the holy land as he graduates from college.

  • @realrcyt2308
    @realrcyt2308 2 роки тому +2

    I love that he’s just like “yea I showed up in a suit of amour so what?”

  • @ParzivalTheThird
    @ParzivalTheThird 4 роки тому +691

    Imagine if this man was born one year later. We would’ve never gotten this masterpiece.

    • @hylianro
      @hylianro 9 місяців тому +66

      Oh God COVID you're right

    • @Ehzgnimeh
      @Ehzgnimeh 9 місяців тому +6

      I just got recommende this video too 🤣🤣

    • @DustySiren
      @DustySiren 8 місяців тому +7

      two

    • @moistbird7618
      @moistbird7618 7 місяців тому +4

      2020 not 2019

    • @firemonkey1015
      @firemonkey1015 2 місяці тому +2

      Nah it was 2 years. I graduated in 2019 and never heard of covid until a year later.

  • @bryanmartinez6600
    @bryanmartinez6600 4 роки тому +480

    An awkward moment when another guy walks up dressed as a Janissaries

    • @Mine_that_is_filled_with_salt
      @Mine_that_is_filled_with_salt 4 роки тому +14

      *awkward silence intensifies*

    • @VeritasNumquamPerit
      @VeritasNumquamPerit 4 роки тому +5

      FOR THE HOLY LAND!

    • @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
      @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 4 роки тому +3

      Though that would be probably the Crusade of Varna as Jannisaries where used by the Ottomans, and the only crusade they took was Varna which also was one of the last crusades and most brutal for Eastern Europe as the Polish-Hungarian-Bohemian Crowns, which were under one king, died when Wladislaw II died in Varna

    • @wilsonsilva2918
      @wilsonsilva2918 4 роки тому

      @@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 no one fucking asked Dux Portus Cale

    • @defiant2145
      @defiant2145 4 роки тому +1

      This isn't Assassin's Creed Revelations....

  • @fizz6841
    @fizz6841 4 роки тому

    And it’s exactly been 2 years since this happened and UA-cam decided to recommend this piece of art to me.

  • @arrogance8769
    @arrogance8769 4 роки тому +3

    "The Bread Boys wants to know your location"

  • @Azf-
    @Azf- 4 роки тому +279

    It's all fun and games until he actually says "miserum" and shoulder bashes you

    • @Lonegunner25522
      @Lonegunner25522 4 роки тому +25

      As long as he doesn't get his top heavy in.

    • @jordansaum7710
      @jordansaum7710 4 роки тому +13

      Or crushing counterstrike

    • @weinteruptth.1479
      @weinteruptth.1479 4 роки тому +7

      Miserum Miserum Miserum Miserum Miserum... don't go and give me ptsd lol

    • @razz1372
      @razz1372 4 роки тому +3

      very underrated comment

    • @sei3941
      @sei3941 4 роки тому +11

      peoole who dont play for honor must be so confused about this comment lmao

  • @reportedbooch697
    @reportedbooch697 4 роки тому +210

    The origin of the dad knight with a shotgun.

  • @daelaenor
    @daelaenor 9 місяців тому +2

    This armor is enchanted with
    Chastity oath:
    100% resistance to female advances

  • @kaitlinschol9586
    @kaitlinschol9586 7 місяців тому +1

    Him “I understand why it has disadvantage on stealth”
    Me: “Same here my guy.”

  • @ahockeyguy7033
    @ahockeyguy7033  4 роки тому +2841

    There's been a big spike in views recently. Out of curiosity, where's everyone coming from?

    • @darthfruiter4613
      @darthfruiter4613 4 роки тому +283

      a skeleton lol I came here from a bread boys video

    • @toast8330
      @toast8330 4 роки тому +618

      UA-cam's algorithm is pretty great sometimes

    • @dustinakadustin
      @dustinakadustin 4 роки тому +90

      Just found Bread Boys content and then had this recommended, love it.

    • @vitortaqueto9187
      @vitortaqueto9187 4 роки тому +52

      Simple my friend, we all came after CONQUERING JERUSALEM!!!

    • @Frostburnphoenix
      @Frostburnphoenix 4 роки тому +29

      We came here after a long campaign to retake Jerusalem

  • @Alex2011410136
    @Alex2011410136 4 роки тому +1445

    "Where are you going after this?"
    "Outside"
    A waste opportunity. He should've said "Jerusalem". DEUS VULT! Hahahahaha...

  • @Imagine_Dying
    @Imagine_Dying 8 місяців тому +1

    “Father, WHY DID YOU BREAK INTO A HIGH SCHOOL”

  • @user-wo6gi6vs46
    @user-wo6gi6vs46 8 місяців тому +2

    Mad respect to bro for wearing that to school a true legend

  • @astrosnappy
    @astrosnappy 4 роки тому +2637

    Man I wish they would make a cosplaying day at school,it would bring out so many personalitys

    • @deathpoison1018
      @deathpoison1018 4 роки тому +187

      It costs quite a bit though, so only the determined ones will participate.

    • @obviouslygay7184
      @obviouslygay7184 4 роки тому +117

      Do it yourself, in my school it's not forbidden, nobody does that.
      Expect for me
      I'm a massive weirdo

    • @batedflounder47sox66
      @batedflounder47sox66 3 роки тому +92

      I might get arrested for bringing a nerf gun

    • @obviouslygay7184
      @obviouslygay7184 3 роки тому +8

      @@batedflounder47sox66 ikr

    • @teriyakikush
      @teriyakikush 3 роки тому +46

      We did that at our school, the themes were Game of Thrones, Anime, Marvel, Harry Potter and a bunch of other movies- Too bad I missed it though-

  • @jneo.kaizen
    @jneo.kaizen 4 роки тому +1262

    when the time comes, UA-cam will recommend this to everyone. It will definitely go viral and become a legendary video... I predict it.

  • @SlimyTheNekoslime
    @SlimyTheNekoslime 8 місяців тому +1

    My main said: Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade.

  • @42na88
    @42na88 Місяць тому

    Thank UA-cam for making this relevant to my "minecraft medieval armor room" search.

  • @screenshotz5418
    @screenshotz5418 5 років тому +143

    Dr. Strange: it's not a cape it's a cloak

  • @archivegreenberry5382
    @archivegreenberry5382 4 роки тому +147

    " Greetings peasants, how goes th-
    BY THE POPE "

  • @NafeeDoesStuff
    @NafeeDoesStuff 4 роки тому

    True follower right there,Bread Bois would be proud

  • @insomikeepcalm
    @insomikeepcalm 4 роки тому

    Dawg that music at the end hurt my ear drums but you're friends got a badass suit of armor

  • @Coconut_Prrson
    @Coconut_Prrson 4 роки тому +1654

    When you're the only paladin in a party full of wizards, monks and barbarians
    Edit: Bitch Im talking about D&D everybody

  • @forgottenbiknight629
    @forgottenbiknight629 5 років тому +525

    Deus vult I have always dreamed to become a knight like said sir in the video

    • @GuildofKnightlyArts
      @GuildofKnightlyArts 5 років тому +9

      You could always join your local Knights of Pythias if there is one in your area or if youre Catholic you could join the Knights of Columbus. If your just wanting to fight in armor then find a local HEMA club.

    • @tachankathelord5845
      @tachankathelord5845 5 років тому +2

      I’m getting a crusader outfit for $741.00 but it’s worth it

    • @GuildofKnightlyArts
      @GuildofKnightlyArts 5 років тому +5

      @@tachankathelord5845 - Just a heads up, if you care; this armor as featured in this video is from India by a company that goes by many different names, most commonly NauticalMart. 99% of armor on Amazon and Ebay is from this company. Their products are NOT good quality, they in no way approximate historical designs, and you rarely get what is pictured in their respective ads because about 90% of their pics are stolen from other vendors. If you don't care about historicity and/or using the armor practically for European Martial Arts then you may be fine with this. Otherwise this will be a most regretful purchase. If you're on a tight budget then the most cost effective way to acquire armor is to build is piece by piece from a site such as Kult of Athena - just make sure you know what you're buying so you don't purchase "fantasy" armor (unless that's what you want).

    • @patch-fm
      @patch-fm 4 роки тому

      @Arian Saint-Hilaire it's in the name

  • @edgychico9311
    @edgychico9311 8 місяців тому +1

    When an English exchange student at the second day of school after learned what every amendments is.

  • @Elliott.Laye27
    @Elliott.Laye27 4 роки тому

    Now this is how you deal with bullies

  • @fetzel5055
    @fetzel5055 4 роки тому +92

    imagine HAVING a last day of school lmaooo
    where the 2020 graduation gang at

  • @TheAlienGangster
    @TheAlienGangster 4 роки тому +257

    Imagine getting bullied by a guy in plate armor. You’d go home breathing from a tube.

    • @ebinshumate3132
      @ebinshumate3132 7 місяців тому

      Imagine trying to BULLY the guy in plate armor

  • @wickermind6668
    @wickermind6668 8 місяців тому +1

    What would've completed this is if there was a guy in an Altair costume glaring at him from the distance.

  • @sunnex474
    @sunnex474 Рік тому

    No one can match the glory of his crusade

  • @Shymadinger
    @Shymadinger 4 роки тому +469

    "Thomas, why did you pay $600 for this?" Asking the real questions lol

    • @RealGateGuardian
      @RealGateGuardian 4 роки тому +111

      Better question: why WOULDN'T he?

    • @chaseblackstone8749
      @chaseblackstone8749 4 роки тому +23

      Its not even a good set of armor

    • @tennisthelegend
      @tennisthelegend 4 роки тому +5

      @Lucas Grant not really

    • @tomwwabo9246
      @tomwwabo9246 4 роки тому +11

      He needs to take back Jerusalem.

    • @Ignatius-ok5kv
      @Ignatius-ok5kv 4 роки тому +24

      Thomas is “that guy” who tries to be all dismissive of the armor while in reality is jealous he didn’t get it himself. Evidence. “It’s not that bad” in reference to weight and the aforementioned “why’d you pay $600 for this?”

  • @Charley-ju6yg
    @Charley-ju6yg 4 роки тому +137

    If you're going out, you're going out in style. That's just how it is.

  • @AbsoluuttinenTotuus
    @AbsoluuttinenTotuus 2 місяці тому +1

    Random ass Kevin MacLeod in the middle of the video

  • @Amaranthos2
    @Amaranthos2 4 роки тому +1

    Ah yes, the classic load out: full plate armor, and a box of Cheese-Its

  • @ahockeyguy7033
    @ahockeyguy7033  4 роки тому +10952

    -ONE-
    *TWO*
    *MILLION*
    *VIEWS*
    *THANK YOU!!!*

  • @cloakz9292
    @cloakz9292 4 роки тому +286

    Nowadays everyone just wears hazmat suits.

    • @angelusthor251
      @angelusthor251 4 роки тому +1

      @Cloakz idiot

    • @wellitsausername5112
      @wellitsausername5112 4 роки тому +8

      I just mummified myself in toilet paper, now I'm totally protected from the virus, right?

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 4 роки тому +1

      Should have made the armor out of copper.

    • @cloakz9292
      @cloakz9292 4 роки тому +1

      Well it's a username oh yeah forgot about that too, good idea

    • @cloakz9292
      @cloakz9292 4 роки тому +8

      AngelusX87 found the toxic 11 year old

  • @shantamshome6420
    @shantamshome6420 4 роки тому

    When you're late for class but also a few centuries early

  • @stefancristi2493
    @stefancristi2493 4 роки тому

    Now I see where that 10+3 melee armor comes into play

  • @JIREN972
    @JIREN972 4 роки тому +124

    Metal armor: +50 shield
    *_Holy damage: to infinity and beyooond_*

  • @Chris-fo6bt
    @Chris-fo6bt 4 роки тому +1489

    Hopefully we will actually get a "last day of school" this year.

    • @xnordovest661
      @xnordovest661 4 роки тому +22

      We already get it ahah (in Italy)

    • @murilomuniz9962
      @murilomuniz9962 4 роки тому +34

      @@funnyman8286 heh, that is great and all, but *NO*

    • @coolguy2418
      @coolguy2418 4 роки тому +40

      @@funnyman8286 dude shut up and stay inside

    • @alessandrodonadi1368
      @alessandrodonadi1368 4 роки тому +2

      @@xnordovest661 cioè, in un certo senso si, il fatidico 22 febbraio, ma non era niente di che, assurdo. L'ultimo mio giorno di scuola e manco lo sapevo (faccio la maturità sto anno)

    • @senorhace4746
      @senorhace4746 4 роки тому +7

      JustaMaverick __ snowflake LOL

  • @PolygonMan-gb5nl
    @PolygonMan-gb5nl 8 місяців тому

    When the parents say "use protection" he responds. "Oh, I am with +5 dexterity."

  • @Klumzy05
    @Klumzy05 2 роки тому +1

    The teacher: heeeey it's Halloween already?

  • @belisauros370
    @belisauros370 4 роки тому +426

    The armor and helmet were from different time periods... why does this distract me

    • @jacob_vt
      @jacob_vt 4 роки тому +32

      You're not the only one mate. The helmet ruined it all LOL

    • @MannyFresh1x
      @MannyFresh1x 4 роки тому +37

      Oh I was looking more at the sneakers he wore in his armor..

    • @wumbosaurus9121
      @wumbosaurus9121 4 роки тому +20

      I mean the armour itself is just fantasy stuff but it's still epic

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 4 роки тому +8

      Jolly Knight Eldritch He’s a paladin not a crusader.

    • @andrewvanhorne4359
      @andrewvanhorne4359 4 роки тому +8

      One was his honourable inheritance. The other was gifted to him by the Angelic Host the first time he received Holy Communion upon grounds seized from the Heathen.

  • @tiggle5485
    @tiggle5485 4 роки тому +213

    *IN THE HEART OF THE HOLY SEE*
    *IN THE HOME OF CHRISTIANITY*

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 4 роки тому +38

      THE SEAT OF POWER IS DANGER
      THERE'S A FOE OF A THOUSAND SWORDS

    • @SkyNinja759
      @SkyNinja759 4 роки тому +35

      THEY'VE BEEN ABANDONED BY THEIR LORDS
      THEIR FALL FROM GARACE WILL PAVE THEIR PATH, TO DAMNATION

    • @ErrorNamenotFound-dc2sx
      @ErrorNamenotFound-dc2sx 4 роки тому +33

      FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD
      FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY

    • @niceone5720
      @niceone5720 4 роки тому +27

      FOR THE FAITH, THE WAY OF THE SWORD
      GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY

    • @ItzNeuxer
      @ItzNeuxer 4 роки тому +22

      FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
      IN THE NAME OF HIS GLORY

  • @jonathanfairchild
    @jonathanfairchild 8 місяців тому

    His mom is like "Thomas, where are you going dressed like that?" Thomas said "I am going to school, mother".

  • @Grand_Master12312
    @Grand_Master12312 22 дні тому

    You must be all sweaty in that armor

  • @thiscommonsinkt3367
    @thiscommonsinkt3367 4 роки тому +112

    When you're off to kill the Lords of Cinder but you have to pass a project thats due at that day

    • @ocskopf
      @ocskopf 4 роки тому +2

      Bruh, Lord of Cindahs are babies, gotta take on Nameless boi

    • @FaptaA
      @FaptaA 4 роки тому +3

      @@ocskopf lameness kight is for children
      Midir is for men

    • @averageman4873
      @averageman4873 4 роки тому +3

      @@FaptaA *Laughs In Gael*

    • @thatonedankboi
      @thatonedankboi 4 роки тому +1

      \[T]/ Praise the sun!

    • @thiscommonsinkt3367
      @thiscommonsinkt3367 4 роки тому

      The Lords of Cinder aren't killing themselves you know...
      Well. Except for Farron's Abyss Watchers...
      And Yhorm...
      And When you think about it Aldrich aswell...