Can the LAST VIKING revive his DEAD FAITH? - CK3 Asatru Challenge

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  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  2 роки тому +157

    *The LAST Viking makes his stand! FOR ODIIIIIN!*
    Hello HELLO! Big news! I am actually currently recording a series of Crusader Kings 3 challenge videos... where I do NOT play Norse or Asatru! SHOCKING!
    Can you guess what kingdom/Character I will be playing as first? Hint: It's in the 1066 start date!

    • @NA-yq5wi
      @NA-yq5wi 2 роки тому +3

      I've asked in other videos commentary, but i'm gonna ask again. Can you do with your friends a challenge, where you have to as warriors and knights to kill the biggest amount of people in CK3? Who kills more - win. No intrigue or execute

    • @DMNSAlex
      @DMNSAlex 2 роки тому +3

      harold godwinson??

    • @marcus4046
      @marcus4046 2 роки тому +4

      I missed the Sigurd Ring gaming. Also If your doing less haestienn gaming heres an idea, Play as a Greek Byzantine and Culture hybrid with norse to make the Varangian Culture.

    • @vincewithoutthe164
      @vincewithoutthe164 2 роки тому

      A bozo culture

    • @supercellodude
      @supercellodude 2 роки тому +4

      Harald Hardrade, king of Norway, Varangian, and claimant to England?

  • @GuidenYT
    @GuidenYT 2 роки тому +1090

    I'm not gonna lie. After watching so many of your CK3 videos I still can't fathom how to actually play this game and I own it.

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  2 роки тому +282

      Neither can I >:D

    • @RedGreekWolf
      @RedGreekWolf 2 роки тому +33

      Oh good I thought it was just me

    • @shadedbear6414
      @shadedbear6414 2 роки тому +79

      Just start pressing random buttons eventually something will happen

    • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
      @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 2 роки тому +21

      I learned to play this game by playing a multiplayer campaign together with someone who was good at it.

    • @GuidenYT
      @GuidenYT 2 роки тому +13

      @@shadedbear6414 Help I spelt with my cousin who is also my brother.

  • @knightfriedfries2577
    @knightfriedfries2577 2 роки тому +506

    * Koifish planning this video the day before *
    Haesteinn: My time has come. You must continue your journey without me…
    Koifish: Master, no! Don’t leave me!

  • @Middovah
    @Middovah 2 роки тому +318

    Middovah, you're doing a great! And a thumbs up, that's all we need, thank you.

    • @seanfinch7856
      @seanfinch7856 2 роки тому +11

      Wait a second...

    • @Xeniglose
      @Xeniglose 2 роки тому +27

      Middovah, you're doing great! And a thumbs up, that's all we need, thank you.

    • @Fun4luve
      @Fun4luve 2 роки тому +15

      Middovah, you're doing a great! And a thumbs up, that's all we need, thank you.

    • @roboticgamer5029
      @roboticgamer5029 2 роки тому +11

      Middovah, you’re doing great! And a thumbs up, that’s all we need, thank you.

    • @thetalkingstick9214
      @thetalkingstick9214 2 роки тому +7

      *Middovah* , you’re doing *a great* ! And a thumbs *up* , that’s all we need, *thank you* .

  • @Ludrovisco
    @Ludrovisco 2 роки тому +227

    Koifish having no ideia of what is going on because things just spiraled out of control is such a mood

    • @LeSyd1984
      @LeSyd1984 2 роки тому +17

      Well... to be fair, spiraling out of control is pretty much the only correct way to play CK3!

    • @patrykgrzegorzko1340
      @patrykgrzegorzko1340 6 місяців тому

      ​@@LeSyd1984 literally me when I wanted to make a empire but ended up stealing the byzantine empire by accident

  • @marianogb3590
    @marianogb3590 2 роки тому +206

    "I should have played as Haesteinn, now I am being punished!" Could not stop laughing, excellent video.

  • @_elian_8875
    @_elian_8875 2 роки тому +115

    I really need a mod that activates koifish's wailing death sounds whenever my character dies

    • @williek08472
      @williek08472 Рік тому +8

      There should also be one where it blasts Koifish's "HE'S A SAINT?!" when you Consecrate Bloodline

    • @elenahaya1195
      @elenahaya1195 Рік тому +5

      Also, One with "Aaaaah, a little daughter/son" for when you have children

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 2 роки тому +91

    This video has truly been blessed by Odin. I would hold a Grand Blót in Koifish's honour.

  • @Dogtron3030
    @Dogtron3030 2 роки тому +125

    You know it's serious when he calls in the Forest Finns

    • @Ntwister
      @Ntwister 2 роки тому +18

      "Then everything changed when the Forest Finns attacked" - Avatar xD

  • @marekb6165
    @marekb6165 2 роки тому +34

    Koifish: Orders something else than Heistein Pizza.
    Actually gets something different
    Koifish: Confused screaming

  • @conanmcdonagh2619
    @conanmcdonagh2619 2 роки тому +22

    Fun fact about Ásatrú: the term Ásatrú is actually modern Icelandic & pronounced "OW-sah-true". It translates to English as something like "faith in the gods" ("Ása-" referring to the Aesir) & is the name of the modern Neo-Pagan revival of the Norse religion. The pagan Norse themselves actually didn't have a name for their faith, or at least not one that they recorded.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 2 роки тому +19

    I would watch a cartoon show about Jarl Haesteinn in a sort of Groundhog Day loop where he goes on crazy adventures throughout time before being reset to Montague, ready to go again.

  • @12354rony
    @12354rony 2 роки тому +3

    I once played as one of the truly last Vikings in ck2, sad they didn't allowed the date to be rolled here but I get it.
    At certain day Asatru just disappears, so I've picked one of hardest from the three of four remaining counts up in northern Sweden the day before lol. Conquered Scandinavia, GB and parts of the southern Baltic, reformed the faith, sacked Rome, captured the pope and executed him in a blot. It was glorious.

  • @MageThief
    @MageThief 2 роки тому +12

    I am playing this right now, have taken over all of Scandinavia and I am now aiming for England.
    Really fun start.

    • @johnburns7421
      @johnburns7421 2 роки тому

      I’ve played this a few tries. I can keep it together for a while but everything ends up going off the rails eventually. What was your strategy??

    • @dingus6317
      @dingus6317 2 роки тому

      @@johnburns7421 I like to focus on only giving out titles to my dynasty. If one of my vassals isn’t a part of my dynasty, I’ll try and form a matrilineal marriage with their heir, and if I can’t matrilineally marry the heir I matrilineally marry the second heir and murder the heir.

  • @tophatowl6724
    @tophatowl6724 2 роки тому +19

    Have you every been interested in doing some of the achievements? I think that could be a fun watch. I love you and your videos, you do a great job! Keep it up!

    • @Ntwister
      @Ntwister 2 роки тому +5

      how many can be done with haestin ? xD

    • @tophatowl6724
      @tophatowl6724 2 роки тому +4

      @@Ntwister Actually quite a few i think, most of the non character specific one. Maybe a "all achievements doable with haestin" would be a cool series

    • @Ntwister
      @Ntwister 2 роки тому

      @@tophatowl6724 yeah i like that idea :D i usually play norse because its part of my own heritage and history and all i remember is quite a few of the norse achivements are locked to the lothbrok descendents :/

  • @KometVonHelvetien
    @KometVonHelvetien 2 роки тому +6

    Wow middovah! Youre doing so great! Big Fan! WOOOHOOO!

  • @mariocerame
    @mariocerame 2 роки тому +5

    You're always doing great.
    I would also like to point out that the frustration of shaving with an axe is how the province got it's name: Anger-Man Land

  • @fredrikkirderf2907
    @fredrikkirderf2907 2 роки тому +52

    fun fact we actually have family tree which shows sigurd ring as descended from Odin himself.
    and on another note William the conqueror was descended from that family as well meaning he was descended from Odin as well
    and another funfact almost everyone of British, French and Scandinavian (as well as probably most other Europeans) is actually descended from William the Conqueror meaning almost everyone of European descent is a son/daughter of ODIN!!!!!!

    • @polod1375
      @polod1375 2 роки тому +2

      the english already claimed descent from woden before the vikings arrived

    • @fredrikkirderf2907
      @fredrikkirderf2907 2 роки тому +1

      @@polod1375 thats true but using my method you could create a family tree strait to the Allfather himself without missing any gaps

    • @dasarath5779
      @dasarath5779 Рік тому

      the royal family of the uk are descended from ODIN!!!! then

    • @ihatenickurs
      @ihatenickurs Рік тому +2

      odin was real?

    • @ImperiumRomanum476
      @ImperiumRomanum476 7 місяців тому

      ​@ihatenickurs It depends.
      As a Norse Pagan, I believe so, yes. However, it depends on your faith, as most don't believe so (hence why many call it Norse mythology)

  • @rogaldorn9178
    @rogaldorn9178 2 роки тому +7

    Ah yes, classic Af Munso Asatru Viking religion culture reformation party, my favourite!

  • @RichfoxCapital
    @RichfoxCapital 2 роки тому +25

    “A daughter is basically an alliance!” 😂 Pure gold.

  • @washinthewind
    @washinthewind 2 роки тому +9

    It's okay to let Haestein have a vacation! Maybe he will swing through some other places on his way back...with his axe, of course.

  • @unovasfinest2623
    @unovasfinest2623 2 роки тому +3

    Midova! Youre doing great. Keep up the good work. Im proud of you 🙃

  • @cherryrook8684
    @cherryrook8684 2 роки тому +11

    Koifish not playing as Viking challenge (Impossible)

  • @leonemaledetto1500
    @leonemaledetto1500 Рік тому +2

    It's kind of perfect for the norse faith that the king died in battle at the end, I really appreciate that!

  • @justnothing8692
    @justnothing8692 2 роки тому +3

    For the glory of the allfather and true gods hail Odin

  • @TheLastSoundNL
    @TheLastSoundNL 2 роки тому +6

    Midova you're doing great.

  • @robertrussell5856
    @robertrussell5856 7 місяців тому +1

    Bro recreated the French Wars of Religion in 11th century Sweden.

  • @DaddyMozart
    @DaddyMozart 2 роки тому +4

    Just imagine the Sabaton songs that would come out of this if it where real life

  • @hildus7222
    @hildus7222 2 роки тому +6

    Midova, you’re doing a great job! 👍

  • @MisterQuack27
    @MisterQuack27 2 роки тому +5

    Midova, you're doing great!

  • @Shogeton
    @Shogeton Рік тому +4

    Turns out being overconfident that you can take Kiev can blow up in your face sometimes. Some things never change I suppose.

  • @mortache
    @mortache 2 роки тому +2

    My Erik the Heathen actually got the title Erik the Holy after a while (maybe because of zealous trait) and it made me so happy!

  • @PraiseJ-Pope
    @PraiseJ-Pope 2 роки тому +2

    5:00 "my nephew i shall slay
    I do it everyday"
    This is the joke with the 1% death chance and it nearly killed me. Dont drink and watch this vid, kids!

  • @Ariastes707
    @Ariastes707 2 роки тому +1

    Koifish at the Haesteinn/methodone clinic playing a different Viking

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 2 роки тому +2

    The lore of pax Scandinavia momentum in ck3 100

  • @HjalleCalibursChannel
    @HjalleCalibursChannel 2 роки тому +2

    Idea: take over scandenavia as dwarfs. Make the whole area into Småland! (Ja jag tycker detta vore rätt kul)

  • @lukymohr8
    @lukymohr8 2 роки тому +1

    NO JESUS! Wait NO, NO JESUS! (Koifish after his son was about to become a catholic)

  • @Nijlandboy
    @Nijlandboy Рік тому

    Koifish... damn it man. You are SO hilarious. You edit your videos just right, not a single dull moment. I have actually learned so many tricks by just seeing you pull off the weirdest things. Thank you my teacher, my viking brothers in the empire of scandanavia greet you. HURRA! HURRAAAAAAAAAA!

  • @kaidrees9314
    @kaidrees9314 2 роки тому

    Every single video you make keeps me up at night. I just can't stop watching them before bed.

  • @Jürgen_von_Schumacher
    @Jürgen_von_Schumacher 2 роки тому +1

    As a Norwegian, I can honestly say that I've never loved Swedes more than now 🤣🤣🤣 This is definitely the most hilarious ck3 Viking video I've seen 😂

  • @YismirGoldFingers
    @YismirGoldFingers Рік тому

    Your voice and your video styles are so funny to me, I'm always so happy to see more ck anything from you

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian 2 роки тому +1

    After watching so many Koifish CK3 videos, I'm still surprised that he is, in fact, NOT playing as Jarl Haesteinn (BOOM)

  • @jamesquick9843
    @jamesquick9843 Рік тому

    Oh thank goodness. Saw a video of yours awhile back and forgot to subscribe. Love your work, just got ck3 so I'm lovn this

  • @MrLocurito
    @MrLocurito 2 роки тому +1

    now that koifish is free of jarl hæstein, he can try and play the slavs again, just like the old times, just like perun would have wanted

  • @Ragatokk
    @Ragatokk Рік тому

    Comunal identity is great, good opinion bonus for a stable realm and quick culture spread.

  • @deadantagonist5743
    @deadantagonist5743 Рік тому

    I was proud when I was able to unite scandinavia and reform the faith in one life, but this man, this man is insane

  • @pingu4302
    @pingu4302 Рік тому

    At 1:55 I thought he was going to make the ultimate Viking joke "Less talking, MORE RAIDING"

  • @DARTHSIDILOUS
    @DARTHSIDILOUS 2 роки тому +11

    Midova, you are doing more than great thumbs up emoji

  • @sjmcmichael
    @sjmcmichael 4 місяці тому

    King Bagge looked remarkably like Bjorn Ironside. Fitting image for the second ruler of Reformed Asatru.

  • @alexfietta
    @alexfietta 2 роки тому +1

    "What on earth, is going on, in the House of Munsö?"

  • @willh8950
    @willh8950 2 роки тому +1

    Midovah, you are doing great! 👍

  • @thepiratepenguin4465
    @thepiratepenguin4465 7 місяців тому

    This was so entertaining. As an Irishman, I have a laugh every time you raid Ireland. I created a hybrid culture called Nordrish ( Norse + Irish) & I raided Norway, Denmark & Sweden.

  • @mikiewhite2152
    @mikiewhite2152 2 роки тому +1

    Medova your doing great! 👍🏼🤙🏻

  • @lb7643
    @lb7643 Рік тому

    When he doesn't take the title revocation or religious protection in the vassal contract... What a gamer.

  • @ГрецкийОлег-щ3г
    @ГрецкийОлег-щ3г 2 роки тому +3

    As a citizen of lands that were previously CUManian, that made me laugh my balls of

  • @OlafderPirat
    @OlafderPirat 2 роки тому +1

    Couldve just gone with protected religious rights in that feudal contract and playing tall or doing abductions and demanding conversions for freedom but that wouldve been kinda dull. Instead that pure chaos ensuing was some of the most entertaining ck3 content ive seen. I mean bohemia was just wild. Great stuff, odin would be pleased

  • @Allen0wl
    @Allen0wl 2 роки тому +1

    The first step to recovery is telling you have a problem,
    However being a survivor of a dead religion isn’t almost Recovering

  • @gonzalohiguero6632
    @gonzalohiguero6632 2 місяці тому

    The CKII The Conqueror run is peak Koifish

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_101 2 роки тому +8

    Poor Jarl Haesteinn :(

  • @Ajvt-ux4ec
    @Ajvt-ux4ec 2 роки тому +3

    Midova, you’re doing a great job 👍

  • @MuffinMan17756
    @MuffinMan17756 3 місяці тому

    He said "Well hello, now we're going to fight!"

  • @Ozymannaz
    @Ozymannaz 2 роки тому

    Hail Odin, My dear Koifish. What an amazing video.

  • @paulinalevina9690
    @paulinalevina9690 3 місяці тому

    Koifish vs. Salmon. Montaigu vs. World. Ragnarr III. vs. Toki. Uppsala vs. Sweden.
    The eternal rivalry.

  • @poppasmurf9624
    @poppasmurf9624 2 роки тому +1

    Viking saga with Zaraks but in CK3 when

  • @BuryZenon67
    @BuryZenon67 2 роки тому +3

    Koifish don't playing Heasting ? SUS

  • @fellixjs4839
    @fellixjs4839 2 роки тому

    "We're at war but I'm not sure why."

  • @imppaxd2790
    @imppaxd2790 Рік тому +1

    As they used to say in that universe swedes will fight to the last livonian

  • @Bahns007
    @Bahns007 2 роки тому +2

    18:54 Those are click-able buttons?! I never knew that and I have 1200 hours in this game

  • @paniniutensalat1624
    @paniniutensalat1624 2 роки тому

    Norway be looking thick in the end

  • @Revster
    @Revster Рік тому +1

    That baldness joke was gold 😂

  • @hectorr.escardo8006
    @hectorr.escardo8006 2 роки тому

    Im still watching; so ur doing just fine, editor too. 👍

  • @HalfBloodBrony
    @HalfBloodBrony 2 роки тому +1

    Haestein gonna travel through time just to troll you in this start date

  • @isakstridh5553
    @isakstridh5553 5 місяців тому

    The first people of Sweden eradicated long ago, when the Yamnaya people started settling in Sweden around 3000 BC they routed out 95% of the old population. And now 50% of Sweden today shares the same DNA as the Yamnaya people that originated around the Caspian Sea

  • @caringancoystopitum4224
    @caringancoystopitum4224 2 роки тому

    I should never drink while wathcing your videos! Now there's soda all over the table!! xD

  • @marshallwhite7865
    @marshallwhite7865 2 роки тому

    Midova, you're doing great 👍

  • @TAST_EU
    @TAST_EU Рік тому

    As an Dane Koifish and Pewdiepie are the only Swedes That i can respect

  • @cityofmagic4370
    @cityofmagic4370 2 роки тому

    Idk how to spell the editors name but you’re doing a great job!

  • @BruvvaUK
    @BruvvaUK Рік тому

    This is a really fun save, I just change my contract to protect my religious rights. I done the save a few times and I managed to form Scandanvia once before getting destroyed in several holy wars haha

  • @BLL123
    @BLL123 2 роки тому

    Try this wird idear I concocted: start as Hastings, 1. get the Sardinian mine in Cagliari, 2. get the Jorvik vikings up and running, 3 get Isle of Mann, 4 get to living legend and get the Isle of Mann kingdom as a Norse (I know endless raiding and don’t get killed), 5. then get the next kingdom islands in the Mediterranean, Sardinian, Sicilia, corsica, Mallorca. 6. Travel to Africa!!! Convert to “kushitism”get the 2 Stewardship holy sites, get big domain size especially for the time in the game!!! Then make the smallest empire title, the south easternmost African empire. 7. Organised kushitism, fundamentalist, warmongering, medicant preachers. 8 hybrid culture Norse Egyptian, 9. Go to Iberia take over any kingdom. 10. End the struggle. 11. Take over the map and get franco lingua achievement. Maybe take all the goldmine’s on the entire map as your own.

  • @mud213
    @mud213 Рік тому

    He should have taken the opportunity to be a witch. It is acceptable in the Asatru faith and mostly just provides bonuses.

  • @Donbasos14
    @Donbasos14 2 роки тому

    Middovah is doing great, keep it up!

  • @Twisty._.
    @Twisty._. 2 роки тому

    Mister Koifish I have challenge for you.
    Become Emperor of Byzantine Empire
    Convert Byzantine Empire to Ásataru
    Destroy/Conquer every nation with Orthodox Faith
    Or just form Roman Empire as Viking

  • @legatetheanime9827
    @legatetheanime9827 2 роки тому

    Editing has really gotten so much better recently, good job!
    Also no Haestin? This is blasphemy.

  • @tplaysohn8755
    @tplaysohn8755 2 роки тому

    I think I never had a fever dream this good

  • @maxwellr447
    @maxwellr447 2 роки тому

    this was a very fun video to watch.

  • @kingofwyrms2227
    @kingofwyrms2227 2 роки тому

    editor is doing a great job

  • @Achilles_Payne
    @Achilles_Payne 2 роки тому

    That's a typical start for Erik The Heathen.

  • @kristenhawkins5453
    @kristenhawkins5453 2 роки тому

    Thank you so much 😛💣💚

  • @nighthawk7485
    @nighthawk7485 2 роки тому +1

    I have to admit, I am new to this Cult of Hasteinn, but have you taken Jarl Hasteinn all the way to Mongolia to form the Mongolnorse and invade Europe from the east?

  • @oppenz3723
    @oppenz3723 Рік тому

    Great job Middovah

  • @j.ackermann9110
    @j.ackermann9110 2 роки тому +1

    0:23 Well more importantly he is not Jarl Haesteinn...

  • @SteveTheGhazaRooster
    @SteveTheGhazaRooster Рік тому

    As an Ikonen, can confirm, we are weird things from the forest 🤣🇫🇮

  • @artemykuznetsov3457
    @artemykuznetsov3457 2 роки тому

    Did the same but with slavic pagans. Starts in Moscow, convert to slavic paganism (still in Pomerania) and then reunite and convert all the lands

  • @ed-b8045
    @ed-b8045 2 роки тому

    Ultimate challenge for koifish
    Play as a Catholic norse character and wipe out asatru

  • @13lacksta12_RV
    @13lacksta12_RV 2 роки тому

    I am the old wind.. sounds like a dangerous fart of death to all🤣

  • @debz6147
    @debz6147 Рік тому

    man, i love you! 🥰🥰🥰

  • @themeerkat5157
    @themeerkat5157 Рік тому

    28:57 holy crap 43 prowess... GODDAMN!!!

  • @twilliamspro
    @twilliamspro 2 роки тому

    Was fully expecting a reveal that your player character was a hesteinn descendant

  • @Aegwynar
    @Aegwynar 2 роки тому

    My favorite danish streamer

  • @ashtonbarwick6696
    @ashtonbarwick6696 3 місяці тому

    Why does no one show sweyn estridsson any love? He’s got a claim of Norway and England. I tried this. The method I use is taking medicine focus to live longer and take care of succession and maintain alliances through the desirable match legacy. Got allied to the HRE and the byznantines. Had to help with the war on Armenia but I just sneak sieges to get it to a white peace and then use the prestige to disinherit sons, prepare succession, and beat factions (which they’re are many if you choose to conquer Norway and or England.