*The LAST Viking makes his stand! FOR ODIIIIIN!* Hello HELLO! Big news! I am actually currently recording a series of Crusader Kings 3 challenge videos... where I do NOT play Norse or Asatru! SHOCKING! Can you guess what kingdom/Character I will be playing as first? Hint: It's in the 1066 start date!
I've asked in other videos commentary, but i'm gonna ask again. Can you do with your friends a challenge, where you have to as warriors and knights to kill the biggest amount of people in CK3? Who kills more - win. No intrigue or execute
I missed the Sigurd Ring gaming. Also If your doing less haestienn gaming heres an idea, Play as a Greek Byzantine and Culture hybrid with norse to make the Varangian Culture.
* Koifish planning this video the day before * Haesteinn: My time has come. You must continue your journey without me… Koifish: Master, no! Don’t leave me!
Fun fact about Ásatrú: the term Ásatrú is actually modern Icelandic & pronounced "OW-sah-true". It translates to English as something like "faith in the gods" ("Ása-" referring to the Aesir) & is the name of the modern Neo-Pagan revival of the Norse religion. The pagan Norse themselves actually didn't have a name for their faith, or at least not one that they recorded.
I would watch a cartoon show about Jarl Haesteinn in a sort of Groundhog Day loop where he goes on crazy adventures throughout time before being reset to Montague, ready to go again.
I once played as one of the truly last Vikings in ck2, sad they didn't allowed the date to be rolled here but I get it. At certain day Asatru just disappears, so I've picked one of hardest from the three of four remaining counts up in northern Sweden the day before lol. Conquered Scandinavia, GB and parts of the southern Baltic, reformed the faith, sacked Rome, captured the pope and executed him in a blot. It was glorious.
@@johnburns7421 I like to focus on only giving out titles to my dynasty. If one of my vassals isn’t a part of my dynasty, I’ll try and form a matrilineal marriage with their heir, and if I can’t matrilineally marry the heir I matrilineally marry the second heir and murder the heir.
Have you every been interested in doing some of the achievements? I think that could be a fun watch. I love you and your videos, you do a great job! Keep it up!
@@tophatowl6724 yeah i like that idea :D i usually play norse because its part of my own heritage and history and all i remember is quite a few of the norse achivements are locked to the lothbrok descendents :/
You're always doing great. I would also like to point out that the frustration of shaving with an axe is how the province got it's name: Anger-Man Land
fun fact we actually have family tree which shows sigurd ring as descended from Odin himself. and on another note William the conqueror was descended from that family as well meaning he was descended from Odin as well and another funfact almost everyone of British, French and Scandinavian (as well as probably most other Europeans) is actually descended from William the Conqueror meaning almost everyone of European descent is a son/daughter of ODIN!!!!!!
@ihatenickurs It depends. As a Norse Pagan, I believe so, yes. However, it depends on your faith, as most don't believe so (hence why many call it Norse mythology)
Koifish... damn it man. You are SO hilarious. You edit your videos just right, not a single dull moment. I have actually learned so many tricks by just seeing you pull off the weirdest things. Thank you my teacher, my viking brothers in the empire of scandanavia greet you. HURRA! HURRAAAAAAAAAA!
This was so entertaining. As an Irishman, I have a laugh every time you raid Ireland. I created a hybrid culture called Nordrish ( Norse + Irish) & I raided Norway, Denmark & Sweden.
Couldve just gone with protected religious rights in that feudal contract and playing tall or doing abductions and demanding conversions for freedom but that wouldve been kinda dull. Instead that pure chaos ensuing was some of the most entertaining ck3 content ive seen. I mean bohemia was just wild. Great stuff, odin would be pleased
The first people of Sweden eradicated long ago, when the Yamnaya people started settling in Sweden around 3000 BC they routed out 95% of the old population. And now 50% of Sweden today shares the same DNA as the Yamnaya people that originated around the Caspian Sea
This is a really fun save, I just change my contract to protect my religious rights. I done the save a few times and I managed to form Scandanvia once before getting destroyed in several holy wars haha
Try this wird idear I concocted: start as Hastings, 1. get the Sardinian mine in Cagliari, 2. get the Jorvik vikings up and running, 3 get Isle of Mann, 4 get to living legend and get the Isle of Mann kingdom as a Norse (I know endless raiding and don’t get killed), 5. then get the next kingdom islands in the Mediterranean, Sardinian, Sicilia, corsica, Mallorca. 6. Travel to Africa!!! Convert to “kushitism”get the 2 Stewardship holy sites, get big domain size especially for the time in the game!!! Then make the smallest empire title, the south easternmost African empire. 7. Organised kushitism, fundamentalist, warmongering, medicant preachers. 8 hybrid culture Norse Egyptian, 9. Go to Iberia take over any kingdom. 10. End the struggle. 11. Take over the map and get franco lingua achievement. Maybe take all the goldmine’s on the entire map as your own.
Mister Koifish I have challenge for you. Become Emperor of Byzantine Empire Convert Byzantine Empire to Ásataru Destroy/Conquer every nation with Orthodox Faith Or just form Roman Empire as Viking
I have to admit, I am new to this Cult of Hasteinn, but have you taken Jarl Hasteinn all the way to Mongolia to form the Mongolnorse and invade Europe from the east?
Why does no one show sweyn estridsson any love? He’s got a claim of Norway and England. I tried this. The method I use is taking medicine focus to live longer and take care of succession and maintain alliances through the desirable match legacy. Got allied to the HRE and the byznantines. Had to help with the war on Armenia but I just sneak sieges to get it to a white peace and then use the prestige to disinherit sons, prepare succession, and beat factions (which they’re are many if you choose to conquer Norway and or England.
*The LAST Viking makes his stand! FOR ODIIIIIN!*
Hello HELLO! Big news! I am actually currently recording a series of Crusader Kings 3 challenge videos... where I do NOT play Norse or Asatru! SHOCKING!
Can you guess what kingdom/Character I will be playing as first? Hint: It's in the 1066 start date!
I've asked in other videos commentary, but i'm gonna ask again. Can you do with your friends a challenge, where you have to as warriors and knights to kill the biggest amount of people in CK3? Who kills more - win. No intrigue or execute
harold godwinson??
I missed the Sigurd Ring gaming. Also If your doing less haestienn gaming heres an idea, Play as a Greek Byzantine and Culture hybrid with norse to make the Varangian Culture.
A bozo culture
Harald Hardrade, king of Norway, Varangian, and claimant to England?
I'm not gonna lie. After watching so many of your CK3 videos I still can't fathom how to actually play this game and I own it.
Neither can I >:D
Oh good I thought it was just me
Just start pressing random buttons eventually something will happen
I learned to play this game by playing a multiplayer campaign together with someone who was good at it.
@@shadedbear6414 Help I spelt with my cousin who is also my brother.
* Koifish planning this video the day before *
Haesteinn: My time has come. You must continue your journey without me…
Koifish: Master, no! Don’t leave me!
Middovah, you're doing a great! And a thumbs up, that's all we need, thank you.
Wait a second...
Middovah, you're doing great! And a thumbs up, that's all we need, thank you.
Middovah, you're doing a great! And a thumbs up, that's all we need, thank you.
Middovah, you’re doing great! And a thumbs up, that’s all we need, thank you.
*Middovah* , you’re doing *a great* ! And a thumbs *up* , that’s all we need, *thank you* .
Koifish having no ideia of what is going on because things just spiraled out of control is such a mood
Well... to be fair, spiraling out of control is pretty much the only correct way to play CK3!
@@LeSyd1984 literally me when I wanted to make a empire but ended up stealing the byzantine empire by accident
"I should have played as Haesteinn, now I am being punished!" Could not stop laughing, excellent video.
I really need a mod that activates koifish's wailing death sounds whenever my character dies
There should also be one where it blasts Koifish's "HE'S A SAINT?!" when you Consecrate Bloodline
Also, One with "Aaaaah, a little daughter/son" for when you have children
This video has truly been blessed by Odin. I would hold a Grand Blót in Koifish's honour.
You know it's serious when he calls in the Forest Finns
"Then everything changed when the Forest Finns attacked" - Avatar xD
Koifish: Orders something else than Heistein Pizza.
Actually gets something different
Koifish: Confused screaming
Fun fact about Ásatrú: the term Ásatrú is actually modern Icelandic & pronounced "OW-sah-true". It translates to English as something like "faith in the gods" ("Ása-" referring to the Aesir) & is the name of the modern Neo-Pagan revival of the Norse religion. The pagan Norse themselves actually didn't have a name for their faith, or at least not one that they recorded.
I would watch a cartoon show about Jarl Haesteinn in a sort of Groundhog Day loop where he goes on crazy adventures throughout time before being reset to Montague, ready to go again.
I once played as one of the truly last Vikings in ck2, sad they didn't allowed the date to be rolled here but I get it.
At certain day Asatru just disappears, so I've picked one of hardest from the three of four remaining counts up in northern Sweden the day before lol. Conquered Scandinavia, GB and parts of the southern Baltic, reformed the faith, sacked Rome, captured the pope and executed him in a blot. It was glorious.
I am playing this right now, have taken over all of Scandinavia and I am now aiming for England.
Really fun start.
I’ve played this a few tries. I can keep it together for a while but everything ends up going off the rails eventually. What was your strategy??
@@johnburns7421 I like to focus on only giving out titles to my dynasty. If one of my vassals isn’t a part of my dynasty, I’ll try and form a matrilineal marriage with their heir, and if I can’t matrilineally marry the heir I matrilineally marry the second heir and murder the heir.
Have you every been interested in doing some of the achievements? I think that could be a fun watch. I love you and your videos, you do a great job! Keep it up!
how many can be done with haestin ? xD
@@Ntwister Actually quite a few i think, most of the non character specific one. Maybe a "all achievements doable with haestin" would be a cool series
@@tophatowl6724 yeah i like that idea :D i usually play norse because its part of my own heritage and history and all i remember is quite a few of the norse achivements are locked to the lothbrok descendents :/
Wow middovah! Youre doing so great! Big Fan! WOOOHOOO!
You're always doing great.
I would also like to point out that the frustration of shaving with an axe is how the province got it's name: Anger-Man Land
fun fact we actually have family tree which shows sigurd ring as descended from Odin himself.
and on another note William the conqueror was descended from that family as well meaning he was descended from Odin as well
and another funfact almost everyone of British, French and Scandinavian (as well as probably most other Europeans) is actually descended from William the Conqueror meaning almost everyone of European descent is a son/daughter of ODIN!!!!!!
the english already claimed descent from woden before the vikings arrived
@@polod1375 thats true but using my method you could create a family tree strait to the Allfather himself without missing any gaps
the royal family of the uk are descended from ODIN!!!! then
odin was real?
@ihatenickurs It depends.
As a Norse Pagan, I believe so, yes. However, it depends on your faith, as most don't believe so (hence why many call it Norse mythology)
Ah yes, classic Af Munso Asatru Viking religion culture reformation party, my favourite!
“A daughter is basically an alliance!” 😂 Pure gold.
It's okay to let Haestein have a vacation! Maybe he will swing through some other places on his way back...with his axe, of course.
Midova! Youre doing great. Keep up the good work. Im proud of you 🙃
Koifish not playing as Viking challenge (Impossible)
It's kind of perfect for the norse faith that the king died in battle at the end, I really appreciate that!
For the glory of the allfather and true gods hail Odin
Midova you're doing great.
Bro recreated the French Wars of Religion in 11th century Sweden.
Just imagine the Sabaton songs that would come out of this if it where real life
Midova, you’re doing a great job! 👍
Midova, you're doing great!
Turns out being overconfident that you can take Kiev can blow up in your face sometimes. Some things never change I suppose.
My Erik the Heathen actually got the title Erik the Holy after a while (maybe because of zealous trait) and it made me so happy!
5:00 "my nephew i shall slay
I do it everyday"
This is the joke with the 1% death chance and it nearly killed me. Dont drink and watch this vid, kids!
Koifish at the Haesteinn/methodone clinic playing a different Viking
The lore of pax Scandinavia momentum in ck3 100
Idea: take over scandenavia as dwarfs. Make the whole area into Småland! (Ja jag tycker detta vore rätt kul)
NO JESUS! Wait NO, NO JESUS! (Koifish after his son was about to become a catholic)
Koifish... damn it man. You are SO hilarious. You edit your videos just right, not a single dull moment. I have actually learned so many tricks by just seeing you pull off the weirdest things. Thank you my teacher, my viking brothers in the empire of scandanavia greet you. HURRA! HURRAAAAAAAAAA!
Every single video you make keeps me up at night. I just can't stop watching them before bed.
As a Norwegian, I can honestly say that I've never loved Swedes more than now 🤣🤣🤣 This is definitely the most hilarious ck3 Viking video I've seen 😂
Your voice and your video styles are so funny to me, I'm always so happy to see more ck anything from you
After watching so many Koifish CK3 videos, I'm still surprised that he is, in fact, NOT playing as Jarl Haesteinn (BOOM)
Oh thank goodness. Saw a video of yours awhile back and forgot to subscribe. Love your work, just got ck3 so I'm lovn this
now that koifish is free of jarl hæstein, he can try and play the slavs again, just like the old times, just like perun would have wanted
Comunal identity is great, good opinion bonus for a stable realm and quick culture spread.
I was proud when I was able to unite scandinavia and reform the faith in one life, but this man, this man is insane
At 1:55 I thought he was going to make the ultimate Viking joke "Less talking, MORE RAIDING"
Midova, you are doing more than great thumbs up emoji
King Bagge looked remarkably like Bjorn Ironside. Fitting image for the second ruler of Reformed Asatru.
"What on earth, is going on, in the House of Munsö?"
Midovah, you are doing great! 👍
This was so entertaining. As an Irishman, I have a laugh every time you raid Ireland. I created a hybrid culture called Nordrish ( Norse + Irish) & I raided Norway, Denmark & Sweden.
Medova your doing great! 👍🏼🤙🏻
When he doesn't take the title revocation or religious protection in the vassal contract... What a gamer.
As a citizen of lands that were previously CUManian, that made me laugh my balls of
Couldve just gone with protected religious rights in that feudal contract and playing tall or doing abductions and demanding conversions for freedom but that wouldve been kinda dull. Instead that pure chaos ensuing was some of the most entertaining ck3 content ive seen. I mean bohemia was just wild. Great stuff, odin would be pleased
The first step to recovery is telling you have a problem,
However being a survivor of a dead religion isn’t almost Recovering
The CKII The Conqueror run is peak Koifish
Poor Jarl Haesteinn :(
Midova, you’re doing a great job 👍
He said "Well hello, now we're going to fight!"
Hail Odin, My dear Koifish. What an amazing video.
Koifish vs. Salmon. Montaigu vs. World. Ragnarr III. vs. Toki. Uppsala vs. Sweden.
The eternal rivalry.
Viking saga with Zaraks but in CK3 when
Koifish don't playing Heasting ? SUS
"We're at war but I'm not sure why."
As they used to say in that universe swedes will fight to the last livonian
18:54 Those are click-able buttons?! I never knew that and I have 1200 hours in this game
Norway be looking thick in the end
That baldness joke was gold 😂
Im still watching; so ur doing just fine, editor too. 👍
Haestein gonna travel through time just to troll you in this start date
The first people of Sweden eradicated long ago, when the Yamnaya people started settling in Sweden around 3000 BC they routed out 95% of the old population. And now 50% of Sweden today shares the same DNA as the Yamnaya people that originated around the Caspian Sea
I should never drink while wathcing your videos! Now there's soda all over the table!! xD
Midova, you're doing great 👍
As an Dane Koifish and Pewdiepie are the only Swedes That i can respect
Idk how to spell the editors name but you’re doing a great job!
This is a really fun save, I just change my contract to protect my religious rights. I done the save a few times and I managed to form Scandanvia once before getting destroyed in several holy wars haha
Try this wird idear I concocted: start as Hastings, 1. get the Sardinian mine in Cagliari, 2. get the Jorvik vikings up and running, 3 get Isle of Mann, 4 get to living legend and get the Isle of Mann kingdom as a Norse (I know endless raiding and don’t get killed), 5. then get the next kingdom islands in the Mediterranean, Sardinian, Sicilia, corsica, Mallorca. 6. Travel to Africa!!! Convert to “kushitism”get the 2 Stewardship holy sites, get big domain size especially for the time in the game!!! Then make the smallest empire title, the south easternmost African empire. 7. Organised kushitism, fundamentalist, warmongering, medicant preachers. 8 hybrid culture Norse Egyptian, 9. Go to Iberia take over any kingdom. 10. End the struggle. 11. Take over the map and get franco lingua achievement. Maybe take all the goldmine’s on the entire map as your own.
He should have taken the opportunity to be a witch. It is acceptable in the Asatru faith and mostly just provides bonuses.
Middovah is doing great, keep it up!
Mister Koifish I have challenge for you.
Become Emperor of Byzantine Empire
Convert Byzantine Empire to Ásataru
Destroy/Conquer every nation with Orthodox Faith
Or just form Roman Empire as Viking
Editing has really gotten so much better recently, good job!
Also no Haestin? This is blasphemy.
I think I never had a fever dream this good
this was a very fun video to watch.
editor is doing a great job
That's a typical start for Erik The Heathen.
Thank you so much 😛💣💚
I have to admit, I am new to this Cult of Hasteinn, but have you taken Jarl Hasteinn all the way to Mongolia to form the Mongolnorse and invade Europe from the east?
Great job Middovah
0:23 Well more importantly he is not Jarl Haesteinn...
As an Ikonen, can confirm, we are weird things from the forest 🤣🇫🇮
Did the same but with slavic pagans. Starts in Moscow, convert to slavic paganism (still in Pomerania) and then reunite and convert all the lands
Ultimate challenge for koifish
Play as a Catholic norse character and wipe out asatru
I am the old wind.. sounds like a dangerous fart of death to all🤣
man, i love you! 🥰🥰🥰
28:57 holy crap 43 prowess... GODDAMN!!!
Was fully expecting a reveal that your player character was a hesteinn descendant
My favorite danish streamer
Why does no one show sweyn estridsson any love? He’s got a claim of Norway and England. I tried this. The method I use is taking medicine focus to live longer and take care of succession and maintain alliances through the desirable match legacy. Got allied to the HRE and the byznantines. Had to help with the war on Armenia but I just sneak sieges to get it to a white peace and then use the prestige to disinherit sons, prepare succession, and beat factions (which they’re are many if you choose to conquer Norway and or England.