Can I SURVIVE as the WORST KING Crusader Kings 3?

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  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  Рік тому +49

    Is it even possible to SURVIVE as this absolutely GARBAGE RULER? Only one way to find out!
    That's right, we're continuing the glorious progress to complete the A - Z in Crusader Kings 3 challenge! And this time, It's KING GARCIA of SPAIN!
    More CK3 and Bannerlord videos coming very soon, including Haesteinn returning as a GHOST to haunt a very special character... Make sure to subscribe!

  • @Logan0503
    @Logan0503 Рік тому +215

    Ximena could have had any king she wanted, but she wanted all three of them…

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Рік тому +71

      What a SPICY woman!

    • @ItIsYouAreNotYour
      @ItIsYouAreNotYour Рік тому

      Reminds me of when this game first came out and your spymaster would rat himself out that he was banging your wife.

    • @Achates72
      @Achates72 9 місяців тому +4

      Spainabama

    • @tburrrg2502
      @tburrrg2502 2 місяці тому +3

      Just like the brothers want one kingdom, they all wanted one ximena. Poetry.

  • @alatamore
    @alatamore Рік тому +161

    First, you play as the brother with 0 Intrigue...then you depose your brother who is basically the Castilian James Bond, yet leave him with lands...then, you make him your Spymaster?!? Dang that was like Austin Powers standing on 5 (I also like to live dangerously)!

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Рік тому +57

      My strategic mastermind scares even myself sometimes!

  • @Bigdohxp
    @Bigdohxp Рік тому +80

    Sees Koifish video in Iberia. Expects blood bath. Gets the most wholesome step family story this year. 10/10, would cry again

  • @milo_mouse
    @milo_mouse Рік тому +67

    They say nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, but truly no man expects...
    RODRIGO 'EL CID CAMPEADOR' 🎺🎺🎺

  • @Logan0503
    @Logan0503 Рік тому +46

    This was really good, I’m loving the A-Z series! One thing to keep in mind for 1066 starts is that Rodrigo Vivar exists from the beginning (and becomes El Cid through scripted events). If you are playing as a female ruler in diplomatic range you can often find him and marry him so he’ll lead your armies.

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Рік тому +30

      EL CID... CAMPEADOR! 🎺🎺🎺

    • @PraiseJ-Pope
      @PraiseJ-Pope Рік тому +8

      Female custom iberian queen and LETS GOO

    • @Logan0503
      @Logan0503 Рік тому +7

      @@PraiseJ-Pope I did it with a custom ruler in Africa once, and next time I play as Matilda of Tuscany I’ll probably do it again.

  • @fuadlabib703
    @fuadlabib703 Рік тому +227

    "Worst king is an opinion and facts don't care about your opinion there fore I'm the greatest king that ever lived"

    • @Goodtcori
      @Goodtcori Рік тому +16

      and this is why there are soo many kings/emperors with the nickname “the great”

    • @thechronicler1453
      @thechronicler1453 Рік тому +4

      Well not really how it works but sure

    • @eternalindifference
      @eternalindifference Рік тому +2

      "Aaaah science"
      Koifish quote from another video.

    • @ferea_896
      @ferea_896 8 місяців тому +3

      @@Goodtcori the ones that actually got the name were great. At least the ones we remember. Alexander and Alfred

  • @nebraskajones7593
    @nebraskajones7593 Рік тому +36

    Not sure why El Cid got his own sting but I giggled like an arsehole everytime.

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Рік тому +29

      EL CID... CAMPEADOR! 🎺🎺🎺

    • @Gnaaal
      @Gnaaal Рік тому +5

      Funny as hell

  • @victorhino26
    @victorhino26 Рік тому +26

    El Cid getting his own theme everytime his name is mentioned got me cackling everytime 🎺🎺🎺

  • @OdinAUT
    @OdinAUT Рік тому +38

    "I knew that oven was still warm enough" actually had me snorting while laughing.

  • @barboroso6743
    @barboroso6743 Рік тому +104

    Can we just appreciate Koifish and his wordplay

    • @vroomnyao4378
      @vroomnyao4378 Рік тому +12

      yes i too love the continent of iberia

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Рік тому +16

      Thank you! :D

  • @the_cowpoke
    @the_cowpoke Рік тому +21

    Rodrigo el cid campeador will forever remain in our hearts 🎺

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Рік тому +13

      May the trumpets play in his afterlife 🎺🎺🎺🎺

  • @Mythicalyst
    @Mythicalyst 8 місяців тому +3

    King Garcia was the first ever character I played in CK2. Most started on Tutorial Island, I started on Tutorial Peninsula.

  • @jorgedeanoperez2997
    @jorgedeanoperez2997 Рік тому +29

    The virgin King García vs the Chad King Vermudo III, the last Galician king and the last reigning descendant of Paio/Pelayo, killed in battle against García's father

  • @flotnar2512
    @flotnar2512 Рік тому +5

    I love that you actually put in trumpets. Nice touch.

  • @PraiseJ-Pope
    @PraiseJ-Pope Рік тому +8

    Koifish: you're gonna be a big brother Kaiser!
    The Kaiser: nice, here's some gold for the baby shower!

  • @Darin-Laus
    @Darin-Laus Рік тому +9

    I love the Rodrigo "El Cid Campeador" de Vivar -maxxing throughout the video

  • @karstenzittel
    @karstenzittel Рік тому +14

    Title saying WORST KING, man becomes friends with the Kaiser after banging his mom, wins multiple wars against his waaay more capable brothers, apreciates the huge badonkahongers of his cousin, dude is literally the BEST KING in Iberia

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Рік тому +7

      That's the TWIST! Also Badonkahongers is now a staple word in my vocabulary!

  • @aiwithbri
    @aiwithbri Рік тому +4

    I'm currently playing the 1066 start in Iberia using yours, and others, espionage starting strategies.
    A M A Z I N G ! ! !
    Created my Count and launched him from little ole Soria outside of Burgos, headed by none other than King Sancho. Originally he was placed into the chancellor role , but soon, made it into the spymaster position...and then the real fun started.
    My sways and murders and kidnappings were nearly impossible to stop when executed in the northern Spanish realm (I did change the name to Espa`na) or the near by Catalan and Acquitaine-Carcassonne holdings. The Emir's and Sultans that dominate the majority of the peninsula have proven much harder to infiltrate, though. And now I'm "impressing" some other courts on a grander scale after keeping it local for a spell.
    The Count kept living, many years, after his son ascended to the throne of Castille which includes Galicia and northern Portucale, with Leon still being dealt with after SEVERELY weakening their strength from family ties and, you guessed it, murders and kidnappings.
    After 75 sun rotations around the earth, Count Brionne of Soria took his last breath and his son, at 51years of age, took the Kingdom because we had to murder 4 of the grandsons wives (before he even reached 24 years of age...the guy was plagued with emotional strife and succomed to a seizure at 30 yrs) to ensure he didn't procreate and establish another heir. And also leaving many children in high places scattered throughout various local regions.
    Oh yeah, I kickstarted Spain's overseas conquests by invading and conquering the nearby island of Madeira, though that was only 1 of 3 counties I conquered by force in 50ish years of playthrough, because they had the balls to raid Spanish lands!
    Many thanks for an exciting new way to play!

  • @mcjesus9975
    @mcjesus9975 Рік тому +2

    My first game of CkII was playing the tutorial, I had no idea what I was doing so I ended up in a 10-15-year-long war over the Galican throne. It was beautiful and by far the best CK playthrough i ever had. That game spawned so many stories

  • @Glorfindeld2
    @Glorfindeld2 Рік тому +8

    That wedding failing was such an unfortunate thing to see. The bride became Soulmates with her groom right before they got married, so because shes a Catholic and got caught, she instantly went to jail. Wish this got fixed.

  • @tekkchi
    @tekkchi Рік тому +4

    Enjoy the channel bro your video have certainly helped my CK3 game! Keep up the solid content

  • @AnubhavB00B5
    @AnubhavB00B5 Рік тому +2

    Almost had an Errol Musk moment there, Koifish. Excellent video as always!

  • @leburger5160
    @leburger5160 Рік тому +6

    The most wholesome step dad simulation I have ever seen...

  • @williek08472
    @williek08472 Рік тому +11

    Quick Spanish tip: the "X" in Ximena is pronounced like the h in "hit", so the proper way to pronounce the name is "Him-ay-nuh"

    • @RIlianP
      @RIlianP Рік тому +6

      You know he is pronouncing the Spanish names and places wrong on purpose, right?

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Рік тому +16

      You think too highly of me Mr. RIlianP :D

    • @1lunanueva
      @1lunanueva Рік тому +10

      Actuallly, since this is Medieval Spanish, it should be pronounced as "sh". It wouldn't start to be pronounce as "h" at least until the 16th century.

  • @charliehunter9257
    @charliehunter9257 Рік тому

    I love the "Frau Blücher" bit you did by playing the music every time you mentioned El Cid. :D

  • @frxstylgl
    @frxstylgl 9 місяців тому +1

    I cant even begin explaining how hilarious it is to hear the overused trumpets everytime Koifish said "EL CID CAMPEADOR"

  • @mementomori771
    @mementomori771 Рік тому +2

    Really fun video Koifish can I recommend the Bohemian start next for A-Z

  • @PraiseJ-Pope
    @PraiseJ-Pope Рік тому +2

    Koifish: "my first war target would be my brother"
    Me: you dont say

  • @yodatheweeb
    @yodatheweeb 5 місяців тому

    I love Koifish's videos. With enough watching I've finally bought Crusader Kings III today. May be because the crazy relationships in this vid

  • @GoldenApple564
    @GoldenApple564 Рік тому

    Morgan freeman wears a turban in the old Robin Hood movie with Kevin kosner lol

  • @duncanharrell5009
    @duncanharrell5009 Рік тому +1

    Whenever you finish CK3 A-Z and the Haestein Saga, it’d be pretty cool to see you Restore Rome as the Byzantines. Basic? Yeah I’ll admit it is but still would be fun to see you get up to Greek Mediterranean shenanigans.
    EAMUS ROMA!

  • @nathanhaywood273
    @nathanhaywood273 Рік тому +1

    You're always so funny, Koifish! I'm glad to see another video in the A-Z series! :^))

  • @Kyrkby
    @Kyrkby Рік тому

    9:34
    What a turn of events, and just as the seconds reached 34. That has got to be a sign.

  • @Kross415
    @Kross415 Рік тому

    ''That's a lot of banners'' (Bannerlord Music) Pretty smooth xD

  • @brunosargaco822
    @brunosargaco822 Рік тому +2

    Can someone please tell me what's the name of the song starting at min 11.25?
    Koifish uses this track in almost every ck3 video.

  • @ElHipokondriako
    @ElHipokondriako Рік тому

    Santiago is a brutal city to build tall. Also, the decision to form Portugal of very good too and not too difficult to achieve.

  • @adamdopke178
    @adamdopke178 Рік тому +2

    Alternative title: i become the best stepdad in ck3

  • @kohlicoide2258
    @kohlicoide2258 Рік тому +2

    3:33 Nah.. sounds like Maria Theresia von Habsburg.. just sell your kids to have some friends

  • @derpycat9347
    @derpycat9347 Рік тому +1

    he really could not wait till after the ceremony

  • @Inkspeckle
    @Inkspeckle Рік тому +1

    the technology is so advanced they can make couscous out of rice

  • @frankiecedeno3724
    @frankiecedeno3724 Рік тому +1

    I used to pick Garcia because before the Iberian struggle DLC (I think) you could form Portugal as a king and he could very easily firm Portugal. Also Portuguese culture is pretty good.

  • @rogaldorn9178
    @rogaldorn9178 Рік тому +2

    Whenever i get a chance to convert to Asatru, i take it. Wasted potential for greatest Pagan comeback.

  • @thunder3008
    @thunder3008 Рік тому +9

    Fun fact I like to watch and eat koifish

  • @ShuuuuutUp
    @ShuuuuutUp Рік тому +1

    Garcia is my favourite out of the 3 Brothers tbh

  • @mustafaghulam2447
    @mustafaghulam2447 Рік тому

    Wow,You should do a Part 2 of the series to unite iberia

  • @ValensBellator
    @ValensBellator 9 місяців тому

    Infanta Urraca might be fun actually, didn’t notice her there.

  • @rashisti
    @rashisti Рік тому +1

    I have watched so many videos of yours i guess through the algo but never subscribed. I am now in the name of Haestein.

  • @AnomalyINC
    @AnomalyINC Рік тому

    "Marry my cousin, Alabama-style"
    Koifish, my man...what if I told you that cousin marriage is legal in Sweden?

  • @CypherRCX
    @CypherRCX Рік тому

    29:25 What is the song that plays in the background? I recognize it but I cannot place where I heard it from. Please help.

  • @LcHR21212
    @LcHR21212 Рік тому

    I feel personally called out in the end screen

  • @deluxesofa
    @deluxesofa Рік тому

    koifish picking all activities dynasty legacy only to never go on a single activity, not even a wedding god dammit

  • @Wuschel1990
    @Wuschel1990 Рік тому +2

    Is playing Haesteinn the medicine he forgot to take in the beginning?

  • @oflippert
    @oflippert Рік тому

    Hey Koifish. Any chance you'll play the Extended Startdate mod and play in some other startdates? I never play CK3 without it as the vanilla startdates are so limited in my opinion :/

  • @zuluepsilon9880
    @zuluepsilon9880 Рік тому

    lol this just happened to me, split england with my 7 siblings, lost like 9 holdings

  • @connorbarton4308
    @connorbarton4308 Рік тому

    Hey koifish they don’t want you to know this but you can be happy for no reason in fact if you look for a reason to be happy it’ll probably make you unhappy

  • @Icantfindanamewtf
    @Icantfindanamewtf Рік тому +1

    so we also have access to my mother ~ sonicu

  • @richardwilliams4786
    @richardwilliams4786 Рік тому

    3 brothers, 1 cousins.... 😳 I guess they are built different down in Spain 😂

  • @orirotem2298
    @orirotem2298 Рік тому +3

    I did the reconquista with sancho

  • @themeerkat5157
    @themeerkat5157 Рік тому +1

    1:37 "in the wonderful *continent* of iberia"
    you mean peninsula?

  • @tnFAT
    @tnFAT 10 місяців тому

    thanks for ben pashiro reference

  • @revoktorment440
    @revoktorment440 Рік тому

    Bruh, King Garcia looks just like Zizzaran with long hair....

  • @Kasaaz
    @Kasaaz Рік тому

    What's the difference between a House and Dynasty Banner?

  • @thelazyassgamer1095
    @thelazyassgamer1095 10 місяців тому

    The way I wheezed when I saw that arrow fly at the guy. I damn near died! 😂

  • @Gnaaal
    @Gnaaal Рік тому

    Ah, meritocracy, or huge hat as it is also known.

  • @senrab253
    @senrab253 Рік тому +1

    Pretty sure the King of Navarra is a first cousin to the 3 bros but yeah rock on Koifish. Antso is so irrelevant.

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Рік тому +2

      A brother is just a cousin but different :D

  • @MrLeim1
    @MrLeim1 Рік тому

    Awesome one :D

  • @onizuka255
    @onizuka255 3 місяці тому

    I love this man videos 😂

  • @jelleray7653
    @jelleray7653 Рік тому +1

    love you koifish

  • @Canada1994
    @Canada1994 8 місяців тому

    the most hilarious thing was that the wedding was called off and the bride imprisoned was because the bride and groom had sex before marriage.

  • @orirotem2298
    @orirotem2298 Рік тому +1

    Lets see if koifish did the reconquista faster then me i did it in 28 game years

  • @svenkuba2820
    @svenkuba2820 Рік тому +1

    A dream about mommy Misato? Based

  • @Kasaaz
    @Kasaaz Рік тому

    I kind of like this third brother. What's his deal?

  • @Nijlandboy
    @Nijlandboy Рік тому

    Very entertaining!

  • @user-brittania-prima
    @user-brittania-prima 3 місяці тому

    Man forgot 5he kingdom of aragon was also his cousin

  • @omurcanaruk3512
    @omurcanaruk3512 Рік тому

    Anyone else who misses the average experience types of videos😢

  • @tylerruddy5444
    @tylerruddy5444 Рік тому

    Ah yes, he beat himself to death

  • @orirotem2298
    @orirotem2298 Рік тому

    Kuskus ?? Cool

  • @panose6542
    @panose6542 Рік тому +1

    I;m just thinking, what happens if you conquer all the Spanish kingdoms then unite the thrones

    • @Brayslayer
      @Brayslayer Рік тому

      I'm like 90% sure it becomes a single kingdom

    • @panose6542
      @panose6542 Рік тому

      @@Brayslayer you usually need 2 kingdo titles to form an empire, don't you?

    • @Brayslayer
      @Brayslayer Рік тому

      @@panose6542 yeap but hispanina would only consist of one kingdom

  • @bradjarman8721
    @bradjarman8721 Рік тому

    How do you choose which lifestyle choice for a child to be taught in? Everytime I educate a child, it just randomly selects one 👀

    • @aiwithbri
      @aiwithbri Рік тому +1

      Click on the kid and there are little icons to the left of the kids portrait

  • @steffent.6477
    @steffent.6477 8 місяців тому

    Cousin marriage is not allowed in castille?

  • @marks2516
    @marks2516 9 місяців тому

    All hail Heinrichio

  • @BradlyClarke
    @BradlyClarke Рік тому

    Best wishes

  • @jasonkurtrix357
    @jasonkurtrix357 Рік тому

    What happen to hastin saga?

  • @sorayasafavi
    @sorayasafavi 11 місяців тому

    couscous is made from wheat, not rice :)

  • @azmanabdula
    @azmanabdula Рік тому

    What a weird timeline

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Рік тому +1

      History has officially been DE RAILED

    • @azmanabdula
      @azmanabdula Рік тому

      @@Koifish
      Bless the Koifish
      ....

  • @robihaapahovi2176
    @robihaapahovi2176 Рік тому

    day 1 of asking when warband

  • @casex36
    @casex36 Рік тому

    Sad bohemian noises

  • @DaFloove
    @DaFloove Рік тому

    Trusting, goofball man, not intriguing, 0 knowledge of warfare, loves jamon....I think this video is about me!

  • @Nordique777
    @Nordique777 Рік тому

    Gnome stop berating Koifish!

  • @nicolasgonzalez629
    @nicolasgonzalez629 Рік тому

    koifish where is the Haestein saga?

  • @BarchedaliniumSimbua
    @BarchedaliniumSimbua 11 місяців тому

    Make videos about why earth is flat or your phone !

  • @mohamedjear8917
    @mohamedjear8917 9 місяців тому

    As an atheist, I find CK3's use of the word "atheist" willy nilly a bit offensive 😅

  • @Cyber-Gigachad
    @Cyber-Gigachad Місяць тому

    Continent of Iberia?

  • @biglad9601
    @biglad9601 Рік тому +1

    WOW!

  • @snappysnu1154
    @snappysnu1154 Рік тому +2

    the cabelleros joke killed me 😂😂😂 , hills , plains and drylands

  • @GundamGokuTV
    @GundamGokuTV Рік тому

    Where is the Haestein Saga?

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Рік тому +1

      Next episode next week! :D

  • @callum105
    @callum105 Рік тому

    gloriouss

  • @orirotem2298
    @orirotem2298 Рік тому

    Free matilda !!!!

  • @colt1903
    @colt1903 Рік тому

    Leave it to the Spanish😂