Batwoman and the ghey nose candy (Ep 4 - 6)
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
- quick note, i looked up how to say Ayahuasca after I said it in the recording and found it both the way I said it and "awowaska". now I'm confused. but oh well, DRUG BAD MKAY??
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The real reason Kate died was because the actress playing her was diagnosed with type 2 cringe from reading her lines so they had to write her out of the show.
Type 2 Cringe. With your help, we CAN find a cure.
I've never watched this show and I don't care about it at all, but I'd watch Tara snarkily review watching paint dry.
"I thought the pink paint drying was pretty bad but the brown paint is even blander... but I'd gladly watch both drying for a week over more Batwoman"
I'm sorry people but that's pretty much what the paranormal activity video was like. Why in the hell did people even sit through those movies, much less enjoy them?
Good thing Tara has an actual personality & wasn't written by the writers of Batwoman.
Maybe the hl2 mod
@@kiddragoon15 at least they know what going on
Batwoman(to random drug dealer): "Stop ruining lives"
Also Batwoman: Dates a drug dealer, who's potentially ruining lives.
Also, Also Batwoman: Gives a speech almost every episode about how moral she is because you know, she's a victim.
"STOP DESTROYING LIVES!"
"Understood. Have a wonderful evening, masked vigilante."
It's like how Barry in The Flash thinks just saying "Don't do this" will instantly reform criminals.
@@Xehanort10No no, it’s “…you don’t have to do this.”
"I have received intelligence."
good for you Jacob, you're the only one in this show.
What I find interesting is that whenever they say toxic masculinity, they never ask what that person's pronouns are.
💯💯💯
They say I’m a toxic male. Little do they know, my pronouns are “cannon fodder” “expendable” and “acceptable casualties”
Kanye: Batwoman doesn’t care about women
Mike Myers: 😳
Lol
Kek
@@oaktownstunna
That's it! Mike Myers will be the next Batwoman!! ☝😊
@@gabrielboorom6196 OOOH KAY! live action "cat in the hat" movie was bad but i wouldn't wish this on the worst actor.😫😂😫
"welcome back to wish-for-death island , I think it's high time that I announce that you're here too"
WE HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED
Shows like Batwoman do make me wish for death, so maybe I belong on the island.
If I had to be rescued by Batwoman, I think I'd up and die of embarrassment.
This is the only way I can watch this show.
100% agreed
Between her, Efap, and JLongebone, I watch this show at least 3x more than I ever would’ve otherwise
@@soandso3676 add Thorias, and same. His diminishing sanity from it is going to turn him into a super villain.
At this point I just avoid cw with a burning gate that surpasses the realm existence
Couldn't have said it better myself lol
Batwoman: pronouns?
weird villain dude: he/him, they/them
When the same villain dude is barely breathing in Asian girl's illegal health care unit
Asian girl: 400 pound hunk of toxic masculinity
BW: "Pronouns?"
Me: "Labels? You're that shallow & unwilling to examine yourself, eh?"
So they made Gotham city into Detroit now? Neat.
Always has been really. Combo of Detroit, Chicago, and maybe New York
@@ghostytoasty5510 it also takes a lot of inspiration from Newark NJ
Gotham is like the worst city in the fucking world, it's a miracle they don't just nuke it.
I am not exaggerating, from the Batman comics, movies, games, animated shows.
Batwoman is making it look much more tame.
Think whatever city CSI is in where the mortality rate is super high all the time and there's a serial killer in every corner except worse.
You ain’t from Gotham if you never done this befo!
Gotham: Become Human
Oh yes, I remember when my weed dealer used an led mask. Really helped him remain inconspicuous, by making himself seem the most obviously sketchy individual in the crowd.
Me: Batwomen,No
Me: ProcrastiTara reveiwing batwomen, yes
Less Batwoman & more Homelesswoman. Scooby Doo spent less time in a van.
Hey Rian and girlfriend, you know what makes a doctor's job unnecessarily difficult?
Lying about your goddamn wound!
Don't forget that nurse her girlfriend yelled woke things to mentioned there was an active code of some kind. IE there's something more important than "I have shoulder hurt" currently going on
@@totalmadness3561 More important than a gay black woman? In current year?! Nonsense that 15 year old crashing in his room can die for her hurt shoulder tjst she's willing to lie about.
"The comic books don't have kids like me so they dont care either." What black kids in foster homes? Yes it did. I'm assuming she grew up in the 90s. Yes they did. It wasn't frequent but comic books had black kids and kids in foster homes being saved by the hero. It wasn't something unheard of.
Maybe the writers have never heard of the X-Men... a comic series full of familially challenged children of various ethnicities.
Didn’t they even have some in which those kids BECAME heroes? I am confused by what she’s talking about honestly. God the script somehow got worse between seasons lmao
@@bertimusprime7900 its funny cause canonically marvel comics are actual comics in the dc universe and vise versa. So yeah she would know about X men if she read comics.
Ryan apparently doesn't know that John Stewart, Blade, Black Panther, Cassandra Cain and other black heroes and heroines exist.
I like drugs, my favorite is caffeine.
my favorite has to be dopamine, been hard getting it last two years tho
Mine is carbohydrates.
Hardcore acetaminophen user here
Nah lads. Try Existential Dread. This is legit good.
If you want the best flavour out of your coffee, you should grind it yourself, and only grind immediately before you make it, grounds go stale and lose their flavour in as little as a half hour.
Why is it that these “Heroes “ are so bad at their damn job? They actively let criminals go and wonder around freely. Alice is supposed to be Batwomen’s joker but Batwomen just doesn’t care. Batman would go a week nonstop with only 21 hours of sleep researching and hunting joker down till he was locked behind bars. Batman would have this shit done and handled. Why is everyone stupid? Why is Kryptonite Bat’s weakness now? Why won’t this show just die already?!!
Have you not caught on to the fact that Batman only needs to work so hard because he is an incompetent man. Where as Batwoman can just catch Alice when it suits her.
Obviously i don't believe in this but it is how the show works
This is an SJW show.They can't show that woman are normal and can be beet up by somebody stronger, only other lesbian woman can beet them and, if a men is supposed to do that,he has to do that with the help of some overpowered device. This writers don't have any imagination. I prefer Alice over another butchered version of a beloved character. Have you heard that pregnant woman can now pilot a plane in an army but ride in a roller coaster is too dangerous for the baby ? What a shit show.
@@kingagrabowska9366 tHANK YOU!
Honestly it feels like studio ghibli was the peak of writing women as actual h u m an s
@@QuixoticCowboy But even then she won't bring her to justice. She will let people go because of a sad backstory or because somebody is gay or POC (white isn't a color in their minds ). This are the same people that think sending brown person back to their country for murder is inhumane. I'm not joking. There are people who sympathize with a murderer over their victim because the murderer is black/brown and the victim is white. Look it up.
@@caramel9154 Ellen Ripley and Sarah Connor felt pretty human imo
Imagine a candy bar. Cover it in raw sewage. Freeze it, then surround it with placards telling you how tasty the candy bar actually is. That's Batwoman Season 2.
Oh, and the candy bar is actually a celery stick
Yikes
Dad: This clinic is going to get you arrested since it's not licensed, now as a person in a position of power I am willing to look the other way and allow you to get rid of the evidence befo-
Mary: Clinic good
Dad: No Mary you don't understand, it doesn't matter if it's good I can't stop them from arresting-
Mary: Clinic good!
Dad: OK look how about you finish up that medical course I know for a fact you've been skipping on, get a license, and have this place go legitimate and pay for it out of po-
Mary: CLINIC GOOD!!!
Dad: ...
Ryan and Mary are more evil than Alice yet they're portrayed as heroes when it's villains vs villains if anything.
Bruh if your big burden is being told to smile, you'll be fine.
First World Problems.
This reminds me of that deleted scene from Captain Marvel where Carol breaks a regular human dude's hand just for asking her to smile for him. Also she stole his jacket and motorcycle. Sjws are overly sensitive and have a backwards sense of right and wrong.
Oh sick, we're on Wish For Death Island, too
This is literally the only way I watch the show without cringing. RIP Tina for suffering for our entertainment, your braincells will be missed.
My favorite part about the Batwoman drug bad speech is that she backtracks real fast when it comes to her drug dealing girlfriend. Guess a little bit of poon is all it takes for her to flip her moral compass.
Edit-Also, I think the reason why Jacob is always putting himself in danger is that he actually wants to die so that Dougray Scott can finally be free from his contract.
I love that the first scene the gay guy was introduce in, he announces his sexuality. Because that's totally normal human behavior. As a big gay myself, I feel very represented by this caricature that a bunch of corporate robots greenlit. Yep, no complaints here...
you might be a big gay, but that gay guy was a massive
Just when you thought Tara couldn't get better, she just stone cold drops a reference to Gojira.
When the UA-cam reviews/rants of Batwoman are more entertaining than the actual Batwoman show, you know you're doing something wrong.
Batwoman: Drug bad.
DrugDEALER great though. Must protecc.
Their users? Meh.
Hero, everyone.
So far, the drugs is my favorite character.
The toxin is one of the least toxic characters in this show, interestingly enough.
I feel good listening how Tara trash talk Batwoman. Gosh this show is not LIT.
It should be lit on fire that's for sure.
I really really want there to be a serious villain literally called Emoji Face Man.
Or possibly called the Emoji
Yo, ever notice how Gotham got worse without Batman, but it seems that neither Batwoman has had any positive effect?
This is what a Gotham without Batman looks like?! Man, Batman would give his left arm to have a Gotham this tame compared to the comic version. The worst this show’s Gotham has to deal with is regular gangs, the occasional bomb threat, and a Mad Hatter reject.
@@noahlarose7371 That's a good point lol. I guess the Bat left because he figured other cities needed help more lmao.
Me: I want to get off Mr.Bones Wild Ride. Mr.Bones: THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!!!
Boy sees Kate and loves how she's looking.
Boy-It was that moment I knew I was gay
*headdesk* Bruh...
Well, she DOES look like Justin Bieber.
@@hassathunter2464 I always though she was going for a more Jacob Sartorius but yeah totally Bieber
This show is simping so hard for Ruby Rose to come back for some reason.
When not making outdated references to 90's culture than any teenagers probably won't get because these writers live in a basement like an X Files villain who come out every 20 years to write terrible scripts before feasting on human tissue & returning underground.
the porn version of batwoman has such a better suit and look its hilarious that they put more effort into to it than this terrible show
These days, porn artists put more time and effort than mainstream T.V. networks.
the proper way to consume CW is through tara and jlong's commentary
1:58 that branding tho. Looks like something you would see on a Gaming PC website
This hurts my brain, my soul.
Yet i must watch
At least you’re no longer alone on Wishfod’eath Island, Tara.
"HaVe yOu EvEr HeArD oF iMpLiCiT BiAs?" Seriously, I don't care what you believe or where you land politically, HOW CAN YOU ENJOY DIALOGUE LIKE THIS IN A BATMAN/BATWOMAN PROPERTY. I want to die, therefore I am a resident of wish for death Island. Much love Tara, bless you for sitting through this so we don't have to
Batwomans.....yeah my indifference consumed
Tara, that non zig zaggy run is called the Prometheus Run. Just run straight ahead instead of left or right, to save your life.
Thank you for letting us onto Wishfordeath Island. You're so kind and generous, this is why I love you.
This show feels like a work experience student released it by mistake
I'm sure that at some point they'll bring Ryan over to the comics and she'll be a Batwoman for like 2 or 3 years then be immediately forgotten like when they tried to bring that knockoff Oracle from Arrow over to the Green Arrow comics.
They kinda did that with Batgirl on the final issue. Before Batgirl went full Antifa. Ryan was actually in it.
@@CRIMI0N For real? I'll be honest I haven't read a Batgirl or Batwoman comic since New 52 happened.
@@darkbats20
I only read manga. But HeelvsBabyface did a video on it about 4 months ago. Search for it on YT.
I love how Tara pronounces "dood"
Like a prinny
I already enjoyed your videos as it were, but that Gojira reference put you over the top!
Thank you for suffering through this show for our entertainment!
I learned how to speak to people after this. All this time I’ve been saying things like “Hi” or “Hey, nice to meet you” the proper way to greet someone is to ask their pronouns. How silly I’ve been. Thanks show
When Ocean burned the Jack Napier painting, how did the gore on it burn off without damaging the map? That doesn't make sense.
Also, why does the show try to make Angelique's break-up with Ryan seem like a bad thing? She acted like Ryan betrayed her, but she betrayed Ryan first. She let her rot in prison for 18 months without trying to take responsibility for her actions or clear her girlfriend's name. She acted a bracelet and one apology was enough to atone for her actions. An apology means nothing if you don't reform your behavior. Ryan offered her an honest life, but she choose drugs instead. Why should anyone feel sorry for Angelique?
This channel is underrated
Hey....You made this show worth watching!
I've been watching Thorias Unlimited review each episode, and while he does a good job, I always look forward to how you're gonna tear this show a new one. This show is so awful.
I really hate how they want parody with the Alphabet people only to make them the most stereotyped portrayals imaginable.
Like I had no idea Dave Ruben was a gay until he brought up his husband in conversation. But every gay dude on this show seems to speaks like Elijha Schaffer. (who isn't gay)
I agree with your point, but could we NOT use Dave Rubin of all people as an example of "one of the good gays"? The only reason most people don't know about Dave Rubin's sexuality is because Rubin's a conservative grifter who's aware of the fact that the majority of his audience is likely homophobic. Rubin didn't even defend himself when Ben Shapiro said that he didn't approve of Rubin's "life choices" and wouldn't ever want to be friends with someone like him. Rubin just nodded his head along with what Ben was saying, because he's just as much of an irl token gay as any of the fictional characters in the CW Batwoman series, just not an OBVIOUS one.
Keep in mind, I have FAR spicier and more damning things to say about Dave Rubin, but UA-cam seems to think i'm somehow homophobic for using more "creative" language to call him out on his bullshit, despite the fact that i'm also a part of the lgbtq+ community.
You don't need to scream in that loud menacing voice, you are waking up your parents!
This channel deserves a million new subscribers for having to go through this torture for our entertainment
ya know, after seeing so many of these vids i've come to the conclusion that this is a fine art, because there is no way in hell you can write things this badly and basically fail the entire time, you have to actively try and be this shit with writing a TV show to never (and i mean never) a proper story arc
If I was Jacob, I'd be drunk to.
Batwomen is getting better and better. It is getting so bad it is getting good. With a few more seasons we will get to chargeman ken levels of bad.
I like the not-fanfares that introduce each episode. Thank you for brightening my day.
The writers are trying to make Ryan and the *DRUG DEALER* breaking up sad...but it's hard to forget the girlfriend's a *DRUG DEALER* who didn't give a crap that Ryan went to prison for her drug habit and possibly destroyed lives. But they're Home Depot shoppers so I guess that's sad?
This entire season can pretty much be surmised as "Because black" 😂😂
Thank you for watching this show so we don't have to. Please do Redo of Healer next!
Why are you subjecting yourself to this kind of abuse? This is some grim shit. There is no hope for any of us.
Stop it, get some help
@@intrepidmatter8165 None of us can be helped. it's over. Face it.
recently discovered this channel and i’ve been binge watching all these batwoman atrocities. i hate them so good
I do not watch this show or ever heard about it b4 stumbling on this channel. I just watch your breakdown because it's fucking hilarious.
I think episode 4 is Ryan at her worst. When some people who were trying to rescue missing kids weren't specifically looking for her when she was kidnapped as a kid she decided they were racists who only cared when white kids went missing. Even though when kids go missing all people rightly care about is that a kid's gone missing. Not the kid's race. She blames everything on racism.
Fabulous SECRET magic drugs, make your problems go away.
Prometheus school of running away from things, to steal a phrase from cinema sins
14:10 pictured: the politically correct and safe gay man
The tea drug you mentioned is pronounced I-ow-ask-ah. Not to be a phonetics Nazi but the way you said it cracked me up
It can't get worse? Oh my friend I am no fool
I´m rooting for Alice.
Omg we find out Tara is a Psychonaught?! 🤩
Tara *Criticizes characters for sitting on the edge of a roof*
Me “kek what a bunch of dumbasses lol”
*me sitting 15 feet below my cities Main Street in a small tunnel a hundred years old*
>It’s high time that you announce we are here too.
I love it.
Your explanation of this show is way better than the show
I don't want to visit Wish For Death island anymore, I just want to be happy...
Jim Pickens? Tara is a fellow Cultist? that is indeed an interesting development
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thank you so much! Cheers!
Batwoman is a show written by 60 year olds, trying to write like 16 year olds, from 6 years ago.
Until I saw this comment, I was seriously sitting here thinking, "There's no way in Hell this show isn't written by children"
"makes amphetamines look like early grey tea"
proceeds to calmly just stand around.
also. how is Alice just coming and going like this with no one detaining her and calling the cops? does the show want us to think she isn't a psycho that should be in jail?
oh god. they doing the whole "smile more" = misogyny thing? they're really trying to tick as many isms as possible before it gets cancelled.
I got the bullet train to W4DI
Straight to the head
10/10 Zagat
"Ah-Yuh-Wah-Ska"
I don't have enough crack to get through this
6:57 well the death of superman one of the most famous comics has a black boy get superman's attention to save his mother..... but yah someone as self entitled and self victimizing as Rian and Kate probably won't be in comics back in the days. They're just in modern comics and TV shows and Movies and Games aint current year entertainment fun
Don’t forget steel black superhero modelled after superman
@@burntgrahamcracker2866
Steel took up the role of defending the people after superman's death
Toby Fox music goes well with a lot of things
This shows cracks me up XD they don’t even try to hide that she is black.
So much for a secret identity lolz
The emoji face mans mask can be found all over wish and ebay...I’m okay with props in movies being made from real objects but they could have changed it up a little bit to not be the default mask every edgy eboy, 11 year old, and femboy owns in a 1000 mile radius of them filming?
13:55 - why does he have a calculator there? Do none of those fancy ‘puters in front of him have the ability to perform arithmetic?
Channel newcomer: you tryna trick me dolan?
Me an intellectual (and honorary resident evil of wish for dead island): classic Alice.
Hey, it's me again. The guy from the future. Crowbar People In The Face Man told me to tell you... well y'know. So yeah, anyways I guess I'll see you next video. Again and again.
When you give twitter enough funds to make a show
Thank you for watching this so I don't have to.
Maybe the writers were the ones on drugs
The Gojira refrence & retarded Umbridge almost made me choke on my coffee
Best reviewer ever 🙂
Yo ! you know Gojira ! Props to you !
wow, a Mr Bones reference already! we’re in for a good one today, boys!
Finally, the hotdog returns.