Batwoman and the Legend of Evil Nigela Who Makes No Sense (E2 & 3)
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
- Can we not with the rats, Alice?
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The actress who plays Alice looks like she does not give a fuck anymore. It's so sad. On S1 she looked like at least enjoyed playing her, like she was having fun with it. But now she looks dead inside.
This is not only a bad show, is a carreer killer.
I hope she gets another chance on a better show or movie in the future. Not only is she really attractive, I actually believe she has more talent than this show made it seem.
I still think she´s the best actress on the show, but even I can tell that she wants to scream inside.
She's descent, seen her in some other stuff, the average TV actress. Quite good looking tho. Shame she's wasted on this garbage.
I think even she is seeing that Alice has no real relevance to the show without Kate, and they don't dare let Ryan get close to her again or she *will* end her, and the show can't have that. It's almost like they're keeping her on in hopes that Ruby Rose will return, good luck with that.
@@Radley1982 Well ain't that relevant
That rocket launcher that Zaz pulled out was the only best writing so far this season
It was funny at least.
The saddest part is it might just be taken from the Gotham TV show. There's a much better Victor Zsaz in that show and he pulled RPGs a few times.
I don't know man, as a gun-nut, him describing the RPG as a "surface-to-air" missile made my head hurt.
@@BalkanRedneck It gives me flashbacks of Battlefield Los Angeles when they used that the same launcher to hit a fast moving target. Beating a missile going Mach speed to the punch.
@@Sulvis_ thanks for bringing up that unpleasant memory again...
‘I didn’t do it. Im not a criminal’
*5 second later*
‘I know how to think through the mind of a criminal’
Galaxy brain right there
I like how they forgot that she was a drug runner for years. They said this in an article. But now she is innocent? What is going on?
@@doginababyseat5127 Good old incomdence
"That's bullshit i'm not a criminal. I'm naht...oh hai Zsasz."
@@austin9568AuraMasterDX
"BTW how's your sex life?"
@@doginababyseat5127 They retconned her backstory after they made it, yet there are signs of her old backstory present in the episodes, like hanging out with Zsasz and "understanding the minds of criminals." Yeah, real innocent girl.
Victor is talking to the chick in the bathtub and all I can think of is the “oh no, she’s wearing AirPods, she can’t hear you” meme
"Hmmm... Didn't do it. I don't see that on your resume."
"Hello! Black!!"
"You want to get a job at Marvel. They will hire you based on that alone, but not me."
Procrastitara's : The Suffering
Imagine not remembering that you're Batman. Meanwhile a distant relative nobody liked steals your mansion, costume, secret identity, screws up a lot, then disappears when things get hard, then a homeless plant loving van dweller steals one of your costumes & starts beating up people, slightly less unbelievably than the last one, then...
@@gabrielboorom6196 I know right? That would be craaaaaaazy
@@Tyson56x
Now, imagine it's- dun dun DUNN- a television show.
"If Alice wasn't white she'd be dead."
I honestly believe no matter what race Alice is the main cast would be too incompetent to actually do anything to her. Can't even count how many times last season that they let her get away, Carmen Sandiego would be proud.
10:10 there's fucking bullet casings being ejected from *revolvers*
Oh shit
Good lord they did my boy Zsasz dirty. Leave it to the CW to completely butcher iconic characters, but I guess I should've seen that coming.
@nah bdy I guess they read that Zsasz was an assassin for hire and they though inmediately "We can have our Deadpool and now people won't think our show is hot garbage!!!" because as how it has been established, this people don't know the characters they are writing.
The worst thing, is that he's the best thing to happen to this season
I really liked the Zsasz from Gotham. That sociopathic, yet "honor-bound", funny assassin
So much for the first LA take on Zsasz. But is this the same guy from 'Gotham,' or did they conveniently forget?
@@QJ89 really though. The only similarities are he's bald and kills people
Yay looks like I’m back on wish for death island ha ha ha.....
Welcome to Wish For Death Island, enjoy your stay. You can never leave
I never left.
ProcrastiTara: "I'm not locked up on this island with you, You're locked up on this island with ME!" ..and then the killing started.
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Daddy!
What is this a crossover episode
And the kryptonite bullet wound will not be addressed until the end of the season.
I have a feeling that shit's gonna give her powers and they'll make up some bullshit about why it's only kicking in at a specific time.
I was going to cheat on my taxes, steal some candy from babies and poison Gotham's water supply but I'll watch this instead.
did they really do a "bats spread a virus and we gotta collect antibodies" plot
in 2021
please say sike
Sounds like a filler mission in a ps3 era semi open world superhero platformer.
@@RazorusR3X777 siphon filter?
@@GoldenPickaxe I was thinking more Infamous 2.
Alex Morf (Zsasz) may only have been in one episode, but he also may be the best part of this season. Prepare yourself.
By the allfather's prophecy, you have come to share with us your eternal suffering
Mike's "oh no"s never get old.
It's the wheel of the worst!
Goddammit, not even the mighty Desert Eagle could stop that caped menace.
And now she changed colors? That's double the plot armor.
Paradoxically, it's always a tremendous pleasure to return to Wish-for-Death Island.
Imagine being Dougray Scott, an actual actor, having to work on this garbage.. Of course he sounds drunk, he IS drunk!
He was drunk when he signed onto this show
@@regiman222 I mean he's scottish so probably.
I would have respect for all of this people as actors if they ditched this dumpster fire like Ruby Rose did.
I'm so glad that every new episode the ratings go lower and lower
When Ruby sees how much the writing has improved she'll come ru-, limping back!
Omg yessss just what the end of my night needed another episode of “How the fuck did this get another season?”
Rich white people with an agenda because they feel guilty that they're rich & some not white people aren't. Obviously 3 seasons of this crap gives not white people all they could ever need.
I'm impressed that they even green-lit a second season despite it being so disliked, while also losing its star in the process.
lmao, i just came from a best of the worst vid and i heard Mike saying 'no, no, no...' and i was like.... i did just change vids, right?
Jacob shooting bats with a shotgun... what a Legend
Perhaps I'm masochistic but I watch every one of yours and Thorias Unlimited's Batwoman reviews. Both of you do exemplary jobs of laying out the pain in entertaining ways. Maybe you should team up for the season finale?
Have you watched the efap reviews?
A few. I don’t get the time to do enough stream-length videos to keep up but Mauler and company do good work.
@@Godzillaborg21 yeah i get that, i still recommend then the few movie or tv reviews they do have. You can find the playlists enough on the mooler channel.
The legend says with each episode of batwahman, wish for death island expands akin to the zone from stalker. And with each expansion Tara dies a bit on the inside.
Also that "her o" sign 🤣, they just can't help themselves
Play a drinking game every time she says fu
I just noticed something...
Sophie looks exactly the same in the interrogation scenes with Luke and Mary (What she wears- unbuttoning of her shirt- hair style- make up etc) as she does in the flashback interrogation scene with Ryan...
Now Sophie either magically time travelled just after interrogating Luke and Mary to the time she was interrogating Ryan- is a robot- or both scenes were filmed on the same day and the film makers forgot to change how Sophie looked... you decide lol.
Amusing note and trivia, apparently the character Victor Zsasz was created one year after Deadpool. So if he was created at all in response to Deadpool, that's especially funny because Deadpool was basically a spoof of the DC character Deathstroke the Terminator (Wade Wilson vs Slade Wilson).
He missed, the gun that just needs to touch something around the targer to blow up, HE MISSED.
Stands there, figure hugging suit showing off a feminine body, long red hair, skin colour visible, and says, 'You're wondering which old white guy I am'. Does she think the hitman knows about the skinwearing thing from last season? Are they suggesting the audience is meant to think she thinks that? Even playing IDPOL it doesn't make sense! Because I'm thinking, no sweetie, anyone with sight and hearing is not going to be thinking that.... 'head meet desk'
You got a new subscriber. You are really entertaining and I love your voice (plus you have clips from RLM so you get a golden star sticker)
"Tums festival"; some deep cuts from Cameron Mitchell/RLM.
This was their chance to reboot the show, get rid of Alice and her dad. Get rid of the crows who are useless. Have a new villain and confirm Kate is dead
Batwoman pulling out a wocky slush is the only way to save the show
Needs more ferrets.
16:25 that face killed me 🤣🤣
Actually bat man pulled off the same bat summoning trick once in an animated movie so it’s legit. Yet with bat man they briefly showed him thinking how it might work in earlier scenes.
It was in Batman Begins too. Along with the “creepy eyes”. Comparing it to this show is like comparing professional athletes to the local drunk bowling league though.
@@Zggy91 lmaooo i know i just meant it’s not that far fetched.
With the evil Nigella part of the video's title I'm imagining Nigella Lawson as a supervillain throwing food at people while making sexual food related puns.
15:14 lulz nice shout out to Hitman, you continue to surprise me
Your freeze frames are a work of art
I was confused for a while thinking I was on red letter media....
0:07 not even comedies can come up with scenes like this one.
Just want to say, love your use of RLM clips
Welcome back! Or should I say welcome Bat...........
Stuck on an island with Tara? I see that as an absolute win!
"Welcome back to wish for death island. population: me"
I appreciated the Mike Stoklasa intro 😅
Edit: The RLM references earned you a sub.
I'm stuck on Wish For Death Island? Sounds like paradise compared to the classes I'm going through right now.
These reviews of Batwoman are some of my favorite content out there right now. Definitely need to do more CW shows like Black Lightning
Perfect timing! I can watch shit while I actually shit!
I hate this.
The whole show is a tax Wright off
No I don't want to be trapped on Safiyah's island
I'm actually on time for once. Just kidding, I got the notification an hour after you posted this lol
"you're stuck on the island with me....."
NICE!!!
0:14 **in slurred, drunken speech** Is that indeed the golden voice of the infamous "Juggler (uncredited)" from the classic film "Thomas and the magic railroad" I hear? I believe it is. Some of you fellow viewers may not have noticed it, but your brain did.🍺🍕
My suspicions were indeed correct. Glad to see one of my favorite hack frauds make a cameo here.
And there's another season of this crap coming... Barf.
Waking up to another Batwoman video from Tara, is there a better feeling in the world?
All the clips I've seen of Alice, I think the actress does a decent job of playing a b-tec Harley Quinn, more crazy and less deep but she does a good job with the content she's given. Plus I'm a sucker for women with bangs.
And Batwoman continues to impress!
And by impress, I mean fail spectacularly. Just wait until you get to episode 4.
Bats! Bats! We're the Bats!
Man, Zasz is so much better in Gotham.
We prey at night we stalk at night
broo source of the aw naw no no no no 🤣🤣
Holy Crap I thought that was Buck Angel.
I'm gonna make my own TV show and fill it full of references to "old black dudes" in the name of racial equality.
Top tier lolcow herder ProcrastinationTara
A part of me wanted her to pick up one of those rats and take a bite out of it.
God I love these titles and thumbnails
13 reasons why??
SIGN ME UP NOW!!!
I said the same thing you said about her and the job 🤦🏾♂️
early for a change weee back to the island
I fucking love Nigella
I will say Victor Zsasz can be used well in live action shows(Gotham) but oh boy is he butchered in literally everything else. You think this version is bad try sitting through birds of prey.
I knew it was bad but damn, what the hell happened
ProcrastiTara is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Time for more of a gratifying mix of suffering and snark!
That reporter looks like Sansa Starks older sister. Yes random.
18:45 Rocket launchers (RPG) don't explode like that... looks weird.
I´m rooting for Alice.
Ahhh shit here we go again
we baack
Wow... they even ruined Zsasz. Why the hell is he a hitman and not a serial killer?
I actually want Batwoman to succeed so you can make more videos.
6:02 kick in the balls, cuts to ad. You have used this terrible show to demonstrate how it feels to get ad interruptions perfectly and I am grateful. Thank you
So... That one is zzass... oh no
Bats and Rats and Cats........Oh my!
This show has a fucking 88% critic rating on rotten tomatoes. How? I'm genuinely curious - HOW?
Woohoo I like your reviews better then EFAP, how come you haven't been on there? Is Jlongbone worried the boys will like you better ? One other question do you have Tasmanian wolves in your backyard?
Tara, would u consider urself a manic pixie dream girl or just a standard "not like the other girls" type girl?
I thought the title said, "Batwoman and the Legend of Evil Nigga." I mean, either way, the title is correct.
when I murder people I make sure to play The Spice girls music at full fucking blast!
and great they fuck up Victor Zsasz too. one the Batman characters that they made one of my favorite characters namely because of Gotham.
Review Batwoman more and the equalizer too plz !!!
Okay, but where's the hot dog?
got to love the race card
in this superhero show
smh
How dare you not like Zsasz, he's the best part of the show now (after Jacob "bats trigger my trigger finger" Kane)
You promised House of Night review few years ago 🥺
i missed your batwoman reviews