is it just me or francesca looks like adult dora the explorer but like if she had a rough time after figuring out that no one is actually talking back to her when she asks a question
The people who made this movie literally just discovered the Ito Junji manga about that guy inside a chair and thought hey - let’s do the exact same thing but worse
kennie: so the chair bakes her cookies me doing my makeup, not watching the screen: oh that's a new euphemism, what on earth is she referring to - oh no she literally means that the chair baked cookies
Considering “tossed my salad” exists, i dont even blame you for thinking this. Like who came up with that, & why were they horny looking at salad? 😂 & yea ik im 3 years late, what of it
That title sounds a lot like this early 70s very cheesy horrible but somehow guilty pleasure movie called Killer Bed. It's about a medieval bed in the basement of a mansion that literally eats people. Had the spirit of some medieval aristocrat in it. Something about losing a woman he loves. Like I said cheese🧀🧀🧀
" Apparently Francesca has a issue where every man she date is obsess with her" To....Tomie is that you? Did junji ito let you out again? Also dude stuffed himself in a chair? yah this is just Human Chair , I wonder if they were inspired by Junji ito and his stories.
You have to watch the film “Fallen” it’s so amazingly bad and has major twilight vibes. I watched it a few years ago and from what I can remember it’s about this girl who goes to boarding school after burning a house down and gets stalked by two angel brothers who are obsessed with her ?? Edit: I just googled it and it has 7% on rotten tomatoes
The movie is actually based on the books and the movie was just... so disappointing, because I actaully really enjoyed reading the books when I was younger :((
omg, I bought the book back when I was like 14yo because the cover was so gorgeous, but didn't even finish reading. It was so bad! I did heard smth about a movie being in the making but honestly, I thought it got cancelled. If it is as bad as the book, I need to watch it. 😂
duamoon reading it as a middle schooler the book was really good! reading it as an adult tho 😳 hits very different. definitely has cringey twilight vibes
There is a book which is called "the human chair" from rampo edogawa. It is a horror story which is amazing. Junji Ito allso made a manga about this story.
This whole movie sounds like someone tried to give Junji Ito's work the Netflix Death Note treatment. They get the ideas but not the execution. Bc the weirdos inexplicably being obsessed with Francesca gives Tomie and making an already creepy concept with the human chair and making it some bogus paranormal drama.
So... detectives hear that a girl gets harassed by men a lot, they find that at least 2 men in her life got harmed, and they never suspected her even once? Good detective work.
The concept of the movie reminds me of a Junji Ito short... He also made a Manga about a chair that falls in love with a girl... But GOOD and legitimately terrifying
I just watched this movie and FR they are acting like this is a serious horror film. Francesca literally is screaming in absolute terror and I'm like give this girl an award because I would have a hard time keeping a straight face let alone screaming at the top of my lungs about a chair coming at me. And yes the chair blowing out the matches part was hilarious
11:07 Kiwi here, and I can say I have never in my life heard of a Dybuk until I watched this video. Maybe I've been living under a rock for my entire life but I don't think that's a thing in NZ.
Lmaoooo, girl I saw you live tweeting this so I sat down and watched it. Ma’m I don’t think I’ve ever seen something so bizarre. When Francesca explained she was a man magnet, I was even more lost than before!
On a more positive note, we watched Fractured (also on Netflix) right afterwards and that was a superbly better movie. Like it made Dangerous Lies look WORSE by comparison
This series makes me so happy! I always look forward to Saturday’s. If I may make a suggestion for a future BMAAB: Jupiter Ascending. Never seen it, but been told it’s horrible. Plus, I think it’s on netflix so you don’t actually have to buy or rent the movie.
I only knew what a dybbuk was from The Possession, so I can see why it would be confusing to not have any backstory or explanation to it. That scene with the matches was hilarious 😂
Fun fact the producing company originally called it "My lover, my lazyboy" but the distribution company didn't like the title bc it wasnt descriptive enough so they just renamed it to killer sofa.
When the chair "stood" it sent me!! I was sent. My wig flew & my edges departed 🤣 PS: 400k yayy. Been here since about 100k and I'm so happy to see your channel growing.
This movie seems like a movie that the characters in a old disney/nickelodeon show would watch and get really scared of. For example, "Monsters In the drain" (I think it was that) from Drake and Josh
I remember watching a TikTok with a snippet of a movie where the sofa is looking out of the window so blankly but so.......threateningly? IM WHEEZING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT💀💀
Every Saturday I look forward to this series. This is the series I fold my clothes to, last week bcuz a video wasn't uploaded I decided to not fold my clothes. Plz continue this series so I can be tidy😁
Honestly "hear me out" films being "self aware" doesn't automatically make it good or get a pass. Theres something about films that are trying to be so bad its good being like wink wink nudge nudge "arent we sooo self aware and funny" that just makes it extra trash. Which is why I like killer couch bc taking itself so seriously is what makes it funny imo
Before we got into the insanity at the end I was like, having a possessed, murderous chair that's in love with me would not be the worst thing ever. Shit, thing'd probably do the chores for me.
So UA-cam just asked me to rate this video about how I feel about it, best believe I voted it extremely good and I haven't even watched it yet, just supporting kennies channel she's getting me through quarantine 🙌🏻🙌🏻💕
The "face' on this lazy boy had me dying!! A suggestion for BMAAB, not sure if anyone has asked for it but... 12/12/12, also listed as Evil Born. I just wanna see your reaction to the "character" the movie surrounds.
"You know that movie about the killer bed from fifty years ago? ...Yeah let's do that again, but this time, with a CHAIR!" "WRITE IT DOWN, WRITE IT DOWN!"
"They don't very well explain anything in this movie"
I guess that makes them.. lazy bois?
...
I will see myself out
I hope Kennie sees this lmao
😂😂
This comment is gold lmaoo
Bye
*bah doom tss*
“He must be sippin’ the gay-juice.”
Missed opportunity to say “Gay-torade”.
As a lesbian I approve
Can i steal this please?😂
💀
lmfao
is it just me or francesca looks like adult dora the explorer but like if she had a rough time after figuring out that no one is actually talking back to her when she asks a question
I stared out my window and thought hard about this. Damn that's deep
STOP IM CACKLING
that is so oddly specific i love it
Yeah, that sounds right. She also looks like an off-brand Camila Cabello.
N Stewart LMAO I’ve been dubbing her Crusty Camila Cabello this whole video lmao 😂😭
"Life. What Can You Do?" is the title of my autobiography
Mood
The people who made this movie literally just discovered the Ito Junji manga about that guy inside a chair and thought hey - let’s do the exact same thing but worse
My thoughts exactly XD
Facts
They ruined everything, I loved the short story
JUNJI ITOOOOO LOVE HIM was literally binging his stories again yt and today
It is also kinda mixed with Tomie, what with all these guys being obsessed with her instantaneously.
I read the title as “Killer Sofia” and it took me a good 3 minutes to realize that it’s actually “Killer Sofa”
Omg lol.
Me too!
i wouldn't have realized if not for this comment
Samee
same
the scene when the lazy boy kept blowing out the matchstick LMAO, I just-
Ashley Phillips lmao I screamed 🤣🤣🤣
@@SmileyAdventures I had to show the rest of my family members 😂😂
I'm so glad I found this comment😂😂
Ikr
That was unintentionally terrifying tbh
A jewish rabbi... as opposed to a christian rabbi? A muslim rabbi? Lmao
Lol 😂😂😂
Good question tho
😂
Lollll
Can someone explain Dolly's comment? I don't know shit about religion :(
"Grandpa goes to the Avatar state" & "into the spooky ooky" had me CACKLING
kennie: so the chair bakes her cookies
me doing my makeup, not watching the screen: oh that's a new euphemism, what on earth is she referring to - oh no she literally means that the chair baked cookies
Ro 😂😂😂😂
💀
Considering “tossed my salad” exists, i dont even blame you for thinking this. Like who came up with that, & why were they horny looking at salad? 😂
& yea ik im 3 years late, what of it
Bad Movies And A Beat suggestion:
Lifetime's "The Pregnancy Pact"
Ruth S this is my favorite bad movie ever😂
Ruth S yesss get this to the TOP !
YES OMG
Oh my god
omg please
The fact that this came out last year makes this so much worse.
Right??? Like we know better, or I thought we did. If this were made this year it would have just fit right in though.
That title sounds a lot like this early 70s very cheesy horrible but somehow guilty pleasure movie called Killer Bed. It's about a medieval bed in the basement of a mansion that literally eats people. Had the spirit of some medieval aristocrat in it. Something about losing a woman he loves. Like I said cheese🧀🧀🧀
It’s not worse than the killer tire and killer tomatoes and a killer car 😂
SHE NEEDS TO SEE IT
You mean Death Bed?!? What a great movie 😂
This film is essentially a remake of that movie
This film is basically a remake of that movie
Lazy Boy: has button eyes and an indent for a mouth
Kennie: *WHEEZE*
Lmao when they said “she has a habit of attracting weirdos” I was like Kennie can relate. She is a weirdo MAGNET.
Aha literally every storytime starts with her looking a weirdo in the eye by accident
Lol right i feel like we need to invest in getting her some sunglasses to protect her from them!
I was going too comment that as soon as she said it 😂😂
I can relate too 😩 my ex used to ignore me to the point where I broke up with him and how he won't stop annoying me like wtf?
I read “Homicidal recliner” and KNEW this was gonna be fun
"He moves in with his mother who's like 3 doors down, which is a band." I laugh so hard and I don't even know why 😂🤦♀️
“Killer Sofa”
Well folks we’re in for a treat this fine Saturday...
Clara Galley 🤧😅😂
As a gay I can confirm that, yes, we in fact have and sip gay juice - it's the source of our power!
Noah Ariss
Totally. We gulp it down every morning to deal with the straights and to forward our agenda.
ok and i also think that the nosering girl is a lesbian...i don't know, she is activating my gaydar
@@dawnmayflower4422 you mean the breeders*
CLOUDY GIRL DUDE SAME. She gives me closeted bi but prefers women vibes. i lowkey thought that nose ring would try to seduce Francesca 😂
" Apparently Francesca has a issue where every man she date is obsess with her"
To....Tomie is that you? Did junji ito let you out again?
Also dude stuffed himself in a chair? yah this is just Human Chair , I wonder if they were inspired by Junji ito and his stories.
Raven My house has exact chair in that comic and I was scared shitless of it after I read the comic
i just talk about Junji here The Human Chair was the first thing that i've read that actually scares me
“Grandpa down with the swirl” I’m dead 😂💀
that scene with the girl trying to light a match and the chair blowing it out each time was COMEDIC GOLD
When you’re so irresistible you attract Hane’s whole furniture store.
'' Francesca's boyfriend...... THE GAY' 🤣🤣
Girl that part had me rolling for some reason😂
I couldn’t take the sofa’s “face” seriously either, and it was hella funny 😂
The chair's face is just like |:[
It looks sad but not quite it.
@@safala It's kind of like an angry pout
“A black woman into the spooky-ooky” I’m weak
Have you ever thought about reviewing The Pregnancy Pact? My girlfriends and I used to watch bad Lifetime moves in high school and this is a classic.
Iconic film! We need a bad movies and a beat for that movie.
I highly recommend a movie I was recently reminded of: Lifetime's The Pregnancy Pact. Let's just say I thought I dreamed this movie.
Sierra Wilson YES
When saw the the title I got flash backs of killer turkey.
Or Jack Frost; about a killer snowman 😂😂.
You have to watch the film “Fallen” it’s so amazingly bad and has major twilight vibes. I watched it a few years ago and from what I can remember it’s about this girl who goes to boarding school after burning a house down and gets stalked by two angel brothers who are obsessed with her ?? Edit: I just googled it and it has 7% on rotten tomatoes
The movie is actually based on the books and the movie was just... so disappointing, because I actaully really enjoyed reading the books when I was younger :((
I remember loving the book series as a middle schooler. Sucks to hear the movie was bad.
omg, I bought the book back when I was like 14yo because the cover was so gorgeous, but didn't even finish reading. It was so bad! I did heard smth about a movie being in the making but honestly, I thought it got cancelled. If it is as bad as the book, I need to watch it. 😂
duamoon Lol that series was just terrible I couldn’t get past the first one
duamoon reading it as a middle schooler the book was really good! reading it as an adult tho 😳 hits very different. definitely has cringey twilight vibes
"Jewish Rabbi" as opposed to a Catholic Rabbi, of course.
silly or a Hindu rabbi, you never know
@@mollymarch286 I’m Hindu and this sent me.
The director’s name is Berne. Close enough 😂.
Side note: as can be expected from these kind of movies, he was also the producer and screenplay writer.
Hear me out “suicidal sandwich” let’s talk about numbers 🤗
I think it already exists
sounds like a threesome sex position (a freaky ass one)
well there is a killer sushi movie
that's pretty much the entire plot to the game "I am bread" lol
I would watch that... does the sandwich talk
"I'm on to you upholstery"
me when I lose my phone in the couch
There is a book which is called "the human chair" from rampo edogawa. It is a horror story which is amazing. Junji Ito allso made a manga about this story.
It sounds totally like something Junji Ito would write about and he'd actually make it disturbing
Yes tomie
This whole movie sounds like someone tried to give Junji Ito's work the Netflix Death Note treatment. They get the ideas but not the execution. Bc the weirdos inexplicably being obsessed with Francesca gives Tomie and making an already creepy concept with the human chair and making it some bogus paranormal drama.
So... detectives hear that a girl gets harassed by men a lot, they find that at least 2 men in her life got harmed, and they never suspected her even once? Good detective work.
"Rico was very 'deedicated' to me-"
"DEDICATED." *cue offended glare* "He was obsessed."
Was she correcting her or stressing it lmaoooooo wtf
Sora Legossi stressing it I think
I thought she was correcting her pronunciation at first too I'm weak 😂
Nah that's just how New Zealanders sound. We have a shit accent lol.
Pretty sure it’s just her accent
The chair looks like that bread meme ngl
Kennie as long as your ok it's fine to miss a day or two
20:22 why does this look like a bad commercial for lighters??? 💀💀💀
It does!! 😂😂
"Tired of possessed inanimate objects blowing out your matches? With Bic lighters its not a problem anymore!"
The color of that hoodie looks amazing on you!
the amount of times someone fell in love with me cause I sat on their face.... too high.
The concept of the movie reminds me of a Junji Ito short... He also made a Manga about a chair that falls in love with a girl... But GOOD and legitimately terrifying
he does body horror very well
This gives me flashbacks to Junji Ito's 'The Human Chair' manga. Not THAT was a scary chair story done right.
this film sounds like it could have been *okayiSH* without the whole chair thing
edit - ok no ive changed my mind no
When you’re so early that there aren’t any funny comments yet 😔
I kinda live for the fact that both the OP and the first reply have Bakugo pfps and MHA-based names... I have found my people.
They'll be here soon🤣
I just watched this movie and FR they are acting like this is a serious horror film. Francesca literally is screaming in absolute terror and I'm like give this girl an award because I would have a hard time keeping a straight face let alone screaming at the top of my lungs about a chair coming at me. And yes the chair blowing out the matches part was hilarious
WELCOME BACK HOME SKILLET BISQUITS🥳
they’re tryna scare me with a couch that looks like: 🥺
Some one read that Junji Ito manga and was like, “what if instead of uncomfortable and ominous, it was stupid”
11:07 Kiwi here, and I can say I have never in my life heard of a Dybuk until I watched this video. Maybe I've been living under a rock for my entire life but I don't think that's a thing in NZ.
it's just a jewish thing, not specific to any country
@@gabrielashe-jones5865 Yeah but she was wondering if it was a common thing in NZ as well because apparently everyone in the film is from NZ.
@Met3lAngel not to my knowledge? im a kiwi and im pretty sure there isnt... unless i've also been living under a rock
Another Kiwi here and would also say its not common here and would not say that the jewish community here is big
Yeah nah this isn't a thing in NZ
Lmaoooo, girl I saw you live tweeting this so I sat down and watched it. Ma’m I don’t think I’ve ever seen something so bizarre. When Francesca explained she was a man magnet, I was even more lost than before!
The chair said: *]:(*
How are you supposed to have high expectations going into a movie called killer sofa 😂
Omfg Kennie you’ve got to watch Dangerous Lies on Netflix. I watched it with a group of my friends and it was THE WORST
On a more positive note, we watched Fractured (also on Netflix) right afterwards and that was a superbly better movie. Like it made Dangerous Lies look WORSE by comparison
I just KNOW you cackled when the chair blew out the flame 😭
When I read the title I thought it said Killer Sofia. When I found out it was Killer Sofa I was very confused to say the least.
🤣
When you get a notification about a new video from Kennie in the middle of watching a slightly older video from Kennie
This series makes me so happy! I always look forward to Saturday’s. If I may make a suggestion for a future BMAAB: Jupiter Ascending. Never seen it, but been told it’s horrible. Plus, I think it’s on netflix so you don’t actually have to buy or rent the movie.
Omg no. Why would you make Kennie suffer like that? I watched it and it was horrible. The movie, the plot, the cast, everything.
It is terrible, and I'd love to see her review it.
I only knew what a dybbuk was from The Possession, so I can see why it would be confusing to not have any backstory or explanation to it. That scene with the matches was hilarious 😂
So...the chair walked across the room but was possessed by the spirit of a man with no legs? Wth! 😳😳😳🤔🤔🤔
Another weird, but probably much more entertaining, movie from New Zealand is ‘Black Sheep’ about, you guessed it, killer sheep.
Zoe just another lil bit of ~racism~
me, actually sobbing in laughter.
this movie: D R A M A T I C M U S I C
the possessed laziboii:
*phew*
Fun fact the producing company originally called it "My lover, my lazyboy" but the distribution company didn't like the title bc it wasnt descriptive enough so they just renamed it to killer sofa.
The armchair having a " : [ " Muppet face just killing me every time
When the chair "stood" it sent me!! I was sent. My wig flew & my edges departed 🤣
PS: 400k yayy. Been here since about 100k and I'm so happy to see your channel growing.
This movie seems like a movie that the characters in a old disney/nickelodeon show would watch and get really scared of. For example, "Monsters In the drain" (I think it was that) from Drake and Josh
They couldn’t have made this chair look more goofy if they tried.
That wig looks impeccable. I was like "is that her hair?" for a bit there
Director’s name is Bernie, so close enough lmaooo
I can't with this final killing scene lol. Really? You just let the chair blow all your matches out lol 😂🤣😂
The new wig looks stunning on you 🔥
"He enters the avatar state"😂😂😂
The perfect video while I’m writing my dissertation 😌😌
Good luck on your dissertation.
Just Because thank you so much!
The scene with the chair blowing off the matchsticks never fails to make me laugh with tears in my eyes
I remember watching a TikTok with a snippet of a movie where the sofa is looking out of the window so blankly but so.......threateningly? IM WHEEZING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT💀💀
Actually Kendall there is a movie about killer sushi it’s called “dead sushi”
Park Irene she knows, that’s why she said “all those films exist btw”
Tatiana Er oh yeah I wrote the comment before hearing that and then went “oop nvm” but thanks for clarifying
9:48 Wow I love Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello
O H N O
ava OH YES
Ew.
LMAO shsjsjsj where's the lie
Every Saturday I look forward to this series. This is the series I fold my clothes to, last week bcuz a video wasn't uploaded I decided to not fold my clothes. Plz continue this series so I can be tidy😁
“That’s how you know yall not actually friends, cause she don’t love you and you don’t love yourself”
Damn 😂😂😂😂
Bro when you said "3 doors down" I was not looking at the screen, I deadass turned to point at the screen and saw you pointing back.
I walked away and the video unpaused, I almost lost it; Nothing is gonna rob me of bad movies and a beat! Glad to see you back
Damn... That's one hell of a Mary Sue. I thought that characters like that only existed in teen fanfictions.
I wasn’t feeling the eye look and then u did the black eyeshadow underneath and now I’m in love. It looks so good
Honestly "hear me out" films being "self aware" doesn't automatically make it good or get a pass. Theres something about films that are trying to be so bad its good being like wink wink nudge nudge "arent we sooo self aware and funny" that just makes it extra trash.
Which is why I like killer couch bc taking itself so seriously is what makes it funny imo
I think it depends.
Before we got into the insanity at the end I was like, having a possessed, murderous chair that's in love with me would not be the worst thing ever. Shit, thing'd probably do the chores for me.
Introduced kennie to one of my friends and they immediately subscribed. Next step 500k!! ♥️ Lets get her there, biscuits
So UA-cam just asked me to rate this video about how I feel about it, best believe I voted it extremely good and I haven't even watched it yet, just supporting kennies channel she's getting me through quarantine 🙌🏻🙌🏻💕
I saw this on Amazon prime a week ago and immediately thought "I cant wait until Kennie does a video on this" 😂😂
I lost it when the chair started blowing out the matches, I can't-
Ok but was nobody else scared or weirded out when the sofa legit just STOOD UP AND WALKED???
I’ve watched this a few times since finding your channel and it’s so rewatchable. The chair lurking ominously is the funniest thing to me
The shot of the chair on the balcony staring down,😂
At first I was really convinced you already had concealer on because your skin is so clear. You're so pretty!!!
This is probably a remake of the human chair mystery novel by the Japanese mystery writer edojawa ranpo. It’s actually a real book lol
The part with the matches was the funniest part of the movie. I wish they'd fully embraced the campiness.
When the chair blows the match out I was finished
The "face' on this lazy boy had me dying!! A suggestion for BMAAB, not sure if anyone has asked for it but... 12/12/12, also listed as Evil Born. I just wanna see your reaction to the "character" the movie surrounds.
You should watch Mean Girls 2! There's slut and virginshaming. And the movie is made in 20 days. Definitely a quality movie.
👍👌
superiorhart How y’all shame someone for being a “slut” then another person for being a virgin? I can’t-
Sereena Blake because misogyny
Sereena Blake just a lil bit of ~hypocrisy~ too
@@shayb.1059 the virgin was "slutshaming", only to get "virginshamed" by the whole school
"You know that movie about the killer bed from fifty years ago? ...Yeah let's do that again, but this time, with a CHAIR!"
"WRITE IT DOWN, WRITE IT DOWN!"