I Created MOST BROKEN VIKING EMPIRE in Crusader Kings 3

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  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  Рік тому +92

    *NORTH SEA KINGDOM*
    Finally! I've been getting recommended to try out this CK3 challenge for years now, and I've finally gotten around to do it!
    Did you notice the new channel art? It's made by our very own Middovah! Tell me down bellow what you think, and check him out: twitter.com/Middovah

    • @jedrzejjanicki4026
      @jedrzejjanicki4026 Рік тому

      Koifish make urself in ck3, start where you live, and do a decision

    • @OrangeGoggles1
      @OrangeGoggles1 Рік тому

      I formed my own High Kingdom a few hours before your vid uploaded, I united Norway, Assasinated and conquered the Danes, and then trolled the English. But then my king died and my heirs have been drowning the realm in blood and debt ever since.

    • @matiue7845
      @matiue7845 Рік тому

      @@OrangeGoggles1 relatable

    • @Sporegenitelo
      @Sporegenitelo Рік тому +1

      Really dig the updated art. Gonna miss the old fish, but a fresh face is always nice.

    • @patrickdostie28
      @patrickdostie28 5 місяців тому

      @@OrangeGoggles1 yeah pretty much the same thing for me too

  • @TungstenArm
    @TungstenArm Рік тому +277

    CHALLENGE! Do the reverse of the popular Viking Raj challenge. Play as a Hindu character from India in 867 and try to form either the North Sea empire or Scandinavia.
    Note: if you do decide to do this, you will likely need to hybridize your Indian culture with Norse and choose the Norse heritage option to have the decision for the North Sea available. I’m not sure though- it might be available regardless of culture.

    • @Ymylock
      @Ymylock Рік тому +13

      nonono he gotta form the south sea empire, consisting of various kingdoms that border the Indian sea (I don’t main the south-east, so I have no idea what the kingdoms are)

    • @mortache
      @mortache Рік тому +9

      @@Ymylock Sadly the great naval empires of the South Asia (like the Cholas) are impossible because island nations are outside the map

    • @ragnarrskulkrew6232
      @ragnarrskulkrew6232 Рік тому

      I want this to happen now!

    • @derekskelton4187
      @derekskelton4187 Рік тому +1

      Ajuuraan, Yemen, Hormuz, Socotra, and Gujurat I think. Might be missing one.

    • @cameronturnmire1145
      @cameronturnmire1145 7 місяців тому +1

      The Bengorse cultural ah yes

  • @aroma13
    @aroma13 Рік тому +140

    The fact that Alfred converted to ásatrú even though irl he was a devout christian is hilarious

    • @lema0925
      @lema0925 Рік тому +42

      once I attacked him, made him my jester, unlanded him, then he became the leader of a mercenary band, I hired the band, kidnaped him and made him educate my kids. This game is very goofy.

    • @donpollo3154
      @donpollo3154 Рік тому +46

      @@lema0925 "This game is very goofy"
      You have no idea how many French nobles I've seen wandering in Siberia

    • @TungstenArm
      @TungstenArm Рік тому +26

      @@lema0925I once captured the heir to Sri Lanka in a raid and made him King of Wales. He later inherited Sri Lanka, and due to his diplomatic range it became possible for characters, religions, and cultures to teleport around the map through his court

    • @kaidenhall2718
      @kaidenhall2718 Рік тому

      @@donpollo3154elaborate

    • @DarthFhenix55
      @DarthFhenix55 11 місяців тому +8

      ​@@TungstenArmYou casually invented Global Politics one millennium before.

  • @colindragan9352
    @colindragan9352 Рік тому +129

    I’ve done this before lol, it’s shockingly easy to get the Scandinavian mega-empire rolling once you get started
    Since you pay men at arms with prestige you can basically have unlimited amounts after a certain point too.
    The sight of 100,000 Vikings descending on Europe whenever I needed money was awesome

    • @HelioV1
      @HelioV1 Рік тому +9

      literally going hunting for men at arms, putting up feast flyers for any roaming knights. by far the easiest way to build an early army from my experiences

    • @thesittingacheroraptor7565
      @thesittingacheroraptor7565 Рік тому +8

      ​@@HelioV1"are you good at fighting? Want pay? Then come join the kings army!"

    • @HelioV1
      @HelioV1 Рік тому

      @@thesittingacheroraptor7565 “mutton and fights and glory, these three things can be found at the kings army feast”

    • @jamullin97
      @jamullin97 Рік тому +1

      Scandinavia is always OP in Paradox games. One can only wonder why 🤔🤔

    • @belgarath6508
      @belgarath6508 Рік тому

      ​@@jamullin97it really isn't in EU4

  • @anthonyd55
    @anthonyd55 Рік тому +358

    When you watch VinlandSaga

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Рік тому +172

      I HAVE NO ENEMIES

    • @CaptainMorganThe3rd
      @CaptainMorganThe3rd Рік тому +30

      Ngl, watching Vinland Saga ALWAYS makes me want to play CK3

    • @SulistaComunista
      @SulistaComunista Рік тому +5

      Zieley made a video exactly with this theme, very nice to see Iceland as the most developed place in the old world

    • @donpollo3154
      @donpollo3154 Рік тому +6

      I currently do not possess any major opponents

    • @lokenontherange
      @lokenontherange Рік тому

      ​@@CaptainMorganThe3rd And get sick of Thorfinn being a pansy

  • @TheColombianSpartan
    @TheColombianSpartan Рік тому +14

    "Im gonna burn the house of wisdom"
    _Mongol throatsinging in the distance_

  • @TheAurgelmir
    @TheAurgelmir Рік тому +38

    I have wanted to do a 1066 start as Harald Hardråde and forming the North Sea that way.
    It's quite tricky, since all three Kingdoms have Electives, and Harald dies quite soon.
    Denmark is an easier start, since they have claims on both Norway and England, but Harald actually starts off being able to take England. (I always marry off a son to gain an Alliance with the HRE, which makes Wilhelm less conquering)

    • @mikemike3886
      @mikemike3886 Рік тому

      I’ve done that, you have to make sure your learning is low also so you don’t advance your innovation era

    • @caniblmolstr452
      @caniblmolstr452 Рік тому

      ​@@mikemike3886i too am trying to do it. Any tips you could give me

  • @harrybriggs2586
    @harrybriggs2586 Рік тому +43

    DOUBLE CHALLENGE!! As a Norse character Establish Norman Culture, THEN conquer England and Embrace English Culture.

  • @EpleGoesInsane
    @EpleGoesInsane Рік тому +17

    I love these videos where you explain whats going on, really feel like Im starting to understand the game better after watching! Also 10/10 editing and memes, always a laugh!

  • @Sophia-vk5bq
    @Sophia-vk5bq Рік тому +17

    "This polish man got split in half! Are you ok?"
    Who else but Koifish?

  • @niklasmitternacht
    @niklasmitternacht Рік тому +3

    I love this continuing-episode thing so much like in the old times with crusader kings 2

  • @jhvankesteren1979
    @jhvankesteren1979 Рік тому +4

    I salute you for having (parts of) Frisia in the High Kingdom because they had viking bases and are very much part of the North Sea. I always add then when I form this Empire.

  • @bennett7326
    @bennett7326 Рік тому +13

    Next challenge could be to recreate the North Sea empire in 1066 start date but with a twist…. The decision must be completed with a descendent of the original high king of the North Sea from the house of Alfwine

  • @Markreal_
    @Markreal_ Рік тому +4

    "Wow, daughter you truly are my son"

  • @thommy_optmax
    @thommy_optmax Рік тому +4

    "I'm gonna make an army of Snow Princes and I'm going to weaponise them." Classic Koifish

  • @colt1903
    @colt1903 Рік тому +24

    King of the North!... sea.

  • @wastelander89
    @wastelander89 Рік тому +1

    I love ur ck3 videos. It's always fun snd exciting to watch ck3 videos
    Great work

  • @qancerclown6116
    @qancerclown6116 Рік тому +7

    How about making a Dwarf Viking Kingdom?

  • @Burchek1
    @Burchek1 6 місяців тому +1

    Your videos have made me a nordic supremacist in CK3. They're all I can play now.

  • @ruiafonso1282
    @ruiafonso1282 Рік тому +2

    "COMPLETELY LACKING OF MORALS AND MELANEEN"-KOIFISH(2023)😂😂😂

  • @qhu3878
    @qhu3878 Рік тому +5

    "we made it to lincolnshire, beautiful, beautiful" as someone who lives in lincolnshire i can assure you its not beautiful

    • @donpollo3154
      @donpollo3154 Рік тому

      It was more beautiful when it was burned by vikings

  • @UncleGoose1
    @UncleGoose1 Рік тому +1

    I did roughly the same thing in my play through. I'm stoked to see ol' Koi do it too. Yeah, dude!

  • @Sutorenja
    @Sutorenja Рік тому +11

    It's always weird to me that they didnt make Heljarskjinn look like a siberian, as his mother was a Nenetsian samoyed and he famously inherited her looks, thus the name (black-skin).

    • @cancionCR7
      @cancionCR7 Рік тому

      Who is he in game? Or when does he appear in the video

    • @Sutorenja
      @Sutorenja Рік тому

      @@cancionCR7 cant remember. but he is down in vestland somewhere

    • @cancionCR7
      @cancionCR7 Рік тому

      Is he a ruler though or just a court character
      @@Sutorenja

    • @Sutorenja
      @Sutorenja Рік тому

      @@cancionCR7 ruler. if you are intrested, there was a book about his saga published quite some years ago.

  • @ghostlion8616
    @ghostlion8616 Рік тому +4

    Challenge: play as Haesteinn who conquer some muslim sultanate (through Varangian conquest), convert to Islam and form the Caliphate

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation

    "Wish I could turn back time, to the good ol daaaaaays"

  • @derpycat9347
    @derpycat9347 Рік тому +2

    just imagine how fragmented this empire will be when he dies with all the kids he has made

  • @spencerdurette2859
    @spencerdurette2859 Рік тому +2

    I just got North Sea Kingdom myself in my current run, but as Sweden. I forgot that North Sea title turns you feudal, so I instead jumped to feudal the hard way and then formed the High Kingdom of the North Sea. At some point I took England and claimed Paris for a while, but lost it cause during my push for taking Denmark cause I had 2 crusades called on me
    Sitting at 1100AD, and I'm thinking that i may turn my sights to Italy for those crusades that got called on me...

  • @AnomalyINC
    @AnomalyINC Рік тому +2

    The only thing stronger than the hatred between Norwegians and Swedes is the love between Norwegians and Swedes.

  • @kaspersteiermark115
    @kaspersteiermark115 Рік тому +2

    hearing a swede saying we have taken denmark is horrifying XD

  • @silver057
    @silver057 Рік тому +6

    THE KING IN THE NORTH!!!

  • @ainz-san48
    @ainz-san48 Рік тому

    "Wow daughter you are truly my son" is the best quote from this year m dying laughing xD

  • @jxslayz6663
    @jxslayz6663 Рік тому +1

    Form North Sea Empire, Take all of Britannia, Convert to Insularism, Create New religion of your choice that will take all of insularisms holy sites. You'll also be able to receive the bonuses from the christian holy sites in Vikin, Uppland, and Skane.

  • @Jeszyk
    @Jeszyk Рік тому +2

    I love you Koifish (give us another Heisstin video pls)

  • @Lord_Potat_God
    @Lord_Potat_God Рік тому +1

    Much oil to be found in the North Sea Empire.

  • @Lincy7734
    @Lincy7734 Рік тому +1

    I am a bit surprised you have yet to do the Kingdom of North Sea

  • @ajiyahartov5065
    @ajiyahartov5065 Рік тому +1

    you should continue this

  • @wastelander89
    @wastelander89 Рік тому +1

    Can u continue this play thru and conquer the HRE?

  • @jesperpetersen6105
    @jesperpetersen6105 Рік тому +3

    Literal witch king of the north!

  • @TaiWind
    @TaiWind 11 місяців тому

    "I wonder what he's seeking"
    based on that majesty tour earlier, other people's wives :P

  • @schnebot
    @schnebot 8 місяців тому

    0:41 "whoever controls the spice controls the universe"

  • @nathanhaywood273
    @nathanhaywood273 Рік тому

    Man, that was a cool continuation

  • @alfa2649
    @alfa2649 Рік тому

    It's been far too long, i have returned koufish!, And i will binge watch every video i missed since I was gone!

  • @chrisweatherly9593
    @chrisweatherly9593 Рік тому

    This is my next playthrough, I can wait to get the time to do it.

  • @JudazRex
    @JudazRex Рік тому +3

    You should have done it with Denmark😢

  • @Asbjorn268
    @Asbjorn268 Рік тому +1

    Challenge idea: Play as a dane

  • @TheAurgelmir
    @TheAurgelmir Рік тому +2

    Let's go Drafn! Best city in Norway!

  • @Nijlandboy
    @Nijlandboy Рік тому

    I want you to continue this run and set a new challenge. Lets say control ireland, scotland, the entire scandanavian region, and continue just taking the coast lines. Setting up for the world war from all the coasts into france, spain and africa at once!

  • @YoshiaLubbe
    @YoshiaLubbe 8 днів тому

    You're gonna be forming a Viking Hogwarts I see.

  • @Kami-yan
    @Kami-yan Рік тому +4

    here before the notification even arrived

  • @blacknbluegamer2979
    @blacknbluegamer2979 Рік тому +1

    Love your videos

  • @lakieyegod
    @lakieyegod Рік тому

    As a Icelander you are saying theese names perfectly.

  • @dojihajime
    @dojihajime Рік тому

    Very great video!

  • @Belks1453
    @Belks1453 5 місяців тому

    35:26 I only just realised the byzantines own all of bulgaria and the magyars never migrated, i have never seen the AI manage to vassilize bulgaria before

  • @Aurainmaker
    @Aurainmaker Рік тому +3

    haesteinn would have done it in 31 years tbh

  • @McDonalds280
    @McDonalds280 Рік тому +2

    Koifish changed his profile picture???

  • @ArthurMcdonagh-fk7ke
    @ArthurMcdonagh-fk7ke 5 місяців тому

    Great video

  • @j.bbailey6275
    @j.bbailey6275 7 місяців тому

    Love the content

  • @Waldons24
    @Waldons24 11 місяців тому

    My favorite empire so far

  • @fingranger4470
    @fingranger4470 11 місяців тому

    If only CK3 could have a 1014 start

  • @vittoriobr_6271
    @vittoriobr_6271 Рік тому

    How did you start in that year?

  • @madmosquito7416
    @madmosquito7416 Рік тому

    i just finished Rise of the Ghurids achievement, i guess next one will be the king of the north sea :D

  • @NRT_867
    @NRT_867 4 місяці тому

    Cool video

  • @memerofthememe3046
    @memerofthememe3046 Рік тому

    bro when u going to play ck3 game of thrones again?

  • @frankfontaine1761
    @frankfontaine1761 Рік тому +1

    Lets goooooo!

  • @orirotem2298
    @orirotem2298 Рік тому +3

    No more HAESTEINN ??

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Рік тому +3

      Very soon!

    • @orirotem2298
      @orirotem2298 Рік тому

      @@Koifish i knew you love him forever you and him are eternal buddies

  • @orirotem2298
    @orirotem2298 Рік тому

    Shmunking every enemy

  • @tsargroguthe1st375
    @tsargroguthe1st375 Рік тому

    Thats en cool profilbild

  • @MrLeim1
    @MrLeim1 Рік тому

    sweet Video :D

  • @SigmundOrthodoxy
    @SigmundOrthodoxy Рік тому

    As Norwegian man i approve💪💪💪💪💪🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🦅🦅🦅♂️👹👹😎👴😊

  • @rippedgnome3985
    @rippedgnome3985 Рік тому

    27:42 I’m in

  • @kratosboy5557
    @kratosboy5557 3 місяці тому

    Just one Thing
    Don’t feck with My iron Bru

  • @CowboyTheMonkey
    @CowboyTheMonkey Рік тому +1

    shoul've made a culture called Seamen

  • @callum105
    @callum105 Рік тому

    in my playthrough of tanglehair haestinn is king of danelaw, im so sorry koifish i have to kill him to get the north sea empire

  • @LordAgamiS
    @LordAgamiS Рік тому

    When canute dont give cringe.
    Feel like vinlandsaga

  • @tiggytheimpaler5483
    @tiggytheimpaler5483 8 місяців тому

    My mom drover herself to the hospital when i was born. Ive been a pain in the ass since birth and im proud of this

  • @MausOfTheHouse
    @MausOfTheHouse Рік тому +1

    Cnut the Great beat you by like 1000 years

  • @Patrick-mp6od
    @Patrick-mp6od Рік тому

    Endlich!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @JohnSmith-rk7zy
    @JohnSmith-rk7zy Рік тому

    20:15 Asskelad lore.

  • @mattparker9726
    @mattparker9726 Рік тому

    12:47 SHMUNK THEM!

  • @alexdv8330
    @alexdv8330 Рік тому

    0:50 is not the Baltic?

  • @GrippyClips
    @GrippyClips Рік тому +1

    Viking supremacy

    • @ollikoskiniemi6221
      @ollikoskiniemi6221 Рік тому

      Finnish supremacy. The vikings made settlements everywhere in the Baltic but Finland. That's because they were always driven off by the supreme Metsänvartijat.

  • @Eldagusto
    @Eldagusto Рік тому

    Tough challenge

  • @PraiseJ-Pope
    @PraiseJ-Pope Рік тому

    👎watch koifish play vikings to learn about viking playthroughs
    👍watch koifish play vikings to learn how to pronounce all norse words (and of course for the funsies!)

  • @whoareyouyouareclearlylost323

    And Sweden?

  • @FunkyMonkeyI
    @FunkyMonkeyI Рік тому

    Hail Odin.

  • @Ludovicus1769
    @Ludovicus1769 Рік тому

    Back when Denmark ruled

  • @Sutorenja
    @Sutorenja Рік тому

    "alas" means "tyvärr"

  • @iLovePyRo_
    @iLovePyRo_ Рік тому

    North Sea Empire is made :D
    By the wrong country :(

  • @MyPisceanNature
    @MyPisceanNature Рік тому

    My mother pushed a station wagon up a hill while pregnant, with 3 children in the back of the car.

  • @johnturner9546
    @johnturner9546 Рік тому

    I'm in let's goo

  • @00martoneniris86
    @00martoneniris86 Рік тому

    Koifish coud you play Harold 2 godwinson

  • @Christian_Sannino
    @Christian_Sannino 9 місяців тому

    God of War Ragnarok?

  • @ianhoughton2426
    @ianhoughton2426 Рік тому

    Now you need to keep going and dismantle Christianity, changing the shape of Europe from Christianity into Astrau

  • @00martoneniris86
    @00martoneniris86 Рік тому

    Convert tho Christianity fairhair

  • @Netgazum
    @Netgazum Рік тому

    Can't understand a word.

  • @maciejnowak6188
    @maciejnowak6188 Рік тому

    😂

  • @janosfabius2418
    @janosfabius2418 Рік тому

    Liebe

  • @hihihihihifokuff2136
    @hihihihihifokuff2136 Рік тому

    Gg

  • @Yey._
    @Yey._ Рік тому

    damn

  • @MrLeim1
    @MrLeim1 Рік тому

    swwet