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7:02 MERRY/ON/NYD/D the last D is mute. It is spoken like MerryONNYD. Like merry(is)ON(the)NYD(new York district) Merryonnyd. Ignoring the second D. It’s mute
I suppose it's true what they say about rebounding into addiction. You don't fall a bit, you fall HARD. He began by playing him, took him to Africa and Asia. Then brave Koifish found sense and stopped. He found joy in other places. And now he falls back and makes Haesteinn an entire dynasty that will eventually conquer the world. F in the chat for a fallen man
i've been playing as Abyssinia recently, has been a really fun playthrough in a different than normal area. Made it into a huge empire, one of the few christian realms in east africa so lots of easy holy wars, would recommend it!
Reminder that last time Koifish conquered all of Britannia he: 1. Became a saint 2. Constructed a cathedral in honor of a foreskin relic 3. Conquered too well and restored the Roman Empire before achieving his campaign victory condition
That's usually how my viking adventures go in Britain. If you leave England alone to long they get strong. Way to stick it out in your war against England! We are proud of you Koifish; to face such adversity and prevail. How heroic! The bards shall tell tails and sing song and the subscribers shall raise a rune stone in your honor!
I was mindblown when you went for Scotland and England at the same time… and then you died! The struggle for northern England in the years after that had me stressing on your behalf. Nice series 👍
lol mann this was a wild one. I'm really enjoying the Dynasty saga playthrough. Not enough ck3 youtubers do full dynasty playthroughs. Usually just one ruler or a specific goal. Really looking forward to what twists and turns are coming
>be playing HoloCure's fishing minigame >catch a Koi Fish >""Hellu iferyune, my neme is Koifish. Hefe yuoo ifer vundered vhet it vuoold be leeke iff Jerl Haesteinn beceme a VToober?" GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
At 0:35 , the title card has Japanese text at the top that reads ヴィンランド・サガ , which is "Vinland Saga". To make it Haesteinn Saga, you should replace it with the text "ヘイスティン・サガ"
The vibe I'm getting from this series is very similar from The Conqueror achievement series that you did in CK2 years ago. I wonder if you had prepared some kind of plot twist in this one
I'm not usually a fan of cultural suppression, but renaming all the Welsh counties and converting them made me laugh. Also, someone please make a mod that replaces the death sound with Koifish's "AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Koifish: gives a lecture about how he wants his vulture to just stay on the usle of man for cultural fascination progress Koifish 5 minuts later: begins making Wales his culture💀
@23:44 England is impossible to take when from 17 units of MaA,10 units are light infantry and 5 are bondi Koi. 10 units of varangians would beat them easily.
Legend has it, that when Haesteinn dies in game. He conquers Valhalla before his funeral is over. And by the time his son's reign is over, he has snatched Asgard from the rule of Odin himself.
I think most players avoid Kin legacy, since it mostly useless: especially if you have concubines and accepted male adultery. There is an another problem: with such settings your dynasty will multiply beyond reasonable numbers even within just 100 years or so. That has a big toll on game's performance, something Paradox wasn't able to fix. If you play a long campaign the number of your dynasty members will go into hundreds or even thousands, and the number of all characters in the game multiplies as well. In a result, you may have difficulties running your game (and this is regardless of the hardware you have, Paradox games get sluggish in long campaigns on any hardware).
Since you’re an expert in Norsifiying (if that’s a word) Welsh names, could you perhaps Norsify Llanfairpwllguingywnethgogerychwryndroballantysilliogogogoch? (Note that I tried to type in Llanfairpwll off by heart, so there’s probably a bit of errors).
Time to raid the Byzantines. Also the Canary Islands and Morocco, as those are weirdly good raiding targets. Don't forget to hand concubines to your kin. Especially if you get any Byzantine princesses.
For the next Haesteinn dynasty video you should focus on building out your Viking daycare program, just abduct random children from around the map and make them Jarls, kings, and queens in Europe
Please reform the Religion to make Witchraft Celebrated (instead of Criminal). Witchcraft grants a permnanent Health Bonus to your Dynasty. As well as offers you TONS of opportunities to take Decisions to grant Bonuses to your Stats. Like you could reliably grant a Bonus plus 2 to any one Stat, every 2 years. Or alternatively. Gain 2 Lifestyle Perks every 2 years!!! You get to Speedrun every skill tree, every Lifetime (Character). Provided you spec the Blood Renown Tree. Sorry. I know you wont read this diatribe. Love the content. Congrats on the baby to your Homestead 🤙🏿😊
5:00 Here is my biggest critique. The First Accolade should have been to create a "Tactician" and "Beseiger" Accolade instead of the one you made. By finding a Knight with Military Engineer (or Logistician) and Strategist. This Accolade can be made. This Knight. Is in charge of all Sieges. So while we are researching Onagers. We could've already had a Knight selected as Commander of the Onagers we create. 13:00 Koifish you were too afraid to make all crimes legal and have Communion instead of Ancestor Worship. You could've been taking tithes and lives. You are the Temporal Head of the Faith. It's Holy whoever you say has to die. And with Witchcraft. Kin killing. Is a way to prolong a rulers life. Persevering their kingdom for sometimes 40 years (high king). Your faith can have celebrated murder. Because mechanically the only unPious thing the computer could do. Is successfully kill the player. Which is impossible. If the Player can do Magic. 32:00 I would argue a better timeline includes: forming the High Kingdom of the North, vassalizing Latium, Constantinople, Paris, and Calgary, becoming the Head Witch of a Coven. And conquer Paris, and kill the Bald. Before the Bald dies of Old Age. All as Haesteings the first. From there. I would love to see what type of Haesteingson will be Heir. Will it be Haestings Haestingson, Haestings Ragnarson, Ragnar Haestingson, or Ragnar Ragnarson? My money is on Ragnar Haestingson the second.
The ducks have multiplied. In an unexpected twist of events, keeping 17 ducks in a closed environment have caused them to spawn more, smaller ducks. Still don't know what to do wit them. Except now there are 42 ducks.
Could you do "varagian adventure" into "forge the jomsviking" into "elevate the kingdom of mann & the isles" and finaly "Securing the high kingdom of the north sea"? i cant seem to do it. its really frustrating me. all the while not useing inherited on succession soldiers. so that you have the biggest inheritable army once you have the High kingdom of the north sea?
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youtube told me you uploaded this 4 hours ago im so confused
7:02 MERRY/ON/NYD/D the last D is mute. It is spoken like MerryONNYD. Like merry(is)ON(the)NYD(new York district) Merryonnyd. Ignoring the second D. It’s mute
Heasteinn is no longer a addiction It's a lifestyle
just like alcohol
The only true lifestyle
He is the best character at game start to do basically anything you want to do. Asia, Africa, India Dont matter it’s all fun with the Jarl
Yeah don't you know there's martial, stewardship, diplomacy, intrigue, learning and heasteinn
And koifish want to complete the 3 trees
The kings don't want you to know this, but the monks at the monasteries are free. You can take them home, I have 458 monks.
What are you doing with so many monks? It's not luke they're laying eggs for your breakfast?
@PraiseJ-Pope even better, monks brew beer
Other men during a mid-life crisis: "I'm gonna start repairing an old car to feel young again"
Jarl Hæsteinn during a mid-life crisis:
Letz raid the pope.
I suppose it's true what they say about rebounding into addiction. You don't fall a bit, you fall HARD. He began by playing him, took him to Africa and Asia. Then brave Koifish found sense and stopped. He found joy in other places. And now he falls back and makes Haesteinn an entire dynasty that will eventually conquer the world. F in the chat for a fallen man
Haesteinn Fact: He was the first person in medieval Europe to jump over the English Channel, he did this by wearing very long shoes.
😂
i've been playing as Abyssinia recently, has been a really fun playthrough in a different than normal area. Made it into a huge empire, one of the few christian realms in east africa so lots of easy holy wars, would recommend it!
Koifish: Aren’t all names made up..?
No, Koifish Koifishson they are not..
well how else do you come up with them then???
That one cronicler who has to deal with all the names will have just a bit of an headache! Bless the Viking lifestyle
Koifish should try playing William the Conqueror as he is technically a descendant of a viking
I would pay to see that
The Normans. Vikings who kept raiding France until the king paid them to stop and settle down instead, so that nobody else would try to raid them too.
He actually did something very similar in CK 2. And that series was an absolute blast
@@TheNickamd Thanks. I'll probably watch that next!
Reminder that last time Koifish conquered all of Britannia he:
1. Became a saint
2. Constructed a cathedral in honor of a foreskin relic
3. Conquered too well and restored the Roman Empire before achieving his campaign victory condition
Let me guess... this happened in CK2?
@@OverlordMalarkey Yes, his "The Conqueror" challenge series. If you haven't seen it, highly recommend. Absolutely beautiful CK2 chaos.
@@bradleyhicks7252 HE'S A SAINT?!
That's usually how my viking adventures go in Britain. If you leave England alone to long they get strong. Way to stick it out in your war against England! We are proud of you Koifish; to face such adversity and prevail. How heroic! The bards shall tell tails and sing song and the subscribers shall raise a rune stone in your honor!
I was mindblown when you went for Scotland and England at the same time… and then you died! The struggle for northern England in the years after that had me stressing on your behalf. Nice series 👍
This whole episode is just an eternal war for England lol
lol mann this was a wild one.
I'm really enjoying the Dynasty saga playthrough. Not enough ck3 youtubers do full dynasty playthroughs. Usually just one ruler or a specific goal. Really looking forward to what twists and turns are coming
Just hearing the M&B Soundtrack in the background is top quality editing
The golden duo koifish&haesteinn
Praise be the HAESTINGSAGA
Next update they should put Koifish as one of the possible names for Haesteinn descendants
GOD DAMNIT KOIFISH, I am having a great weekend watching you play these ck3 with haeisteinn.. I love ur videos!
>be playing HoloCure's fishing minigame
>catch a Koi Fish
>""Hellu iferyune, my neme is Koifish. Hefe yuoo ifer vundered vhet it vuoold be leeke iff Jerl Haesteinn beceme a VToober?"
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Great. Now I need to do some haesteinning my self, once again!
At 0:35 , the title card has Japanese text at the top that reads ヴィンランド・サガ , which is "Vinland Saga". To make it Haesteinn Saga, you should replace it with the text "ヘイスティン・サガ"
The vibe I'm getting from this series is very similar from The Conqueror achievement series that you did in CK2 years ago. I wonder if you had prepared some kind of plot twist in this one
Oh look a new CKIII vide---- "Haesteinn Vikings take over X"
And my eyes roll out of my skull.
I'm not usually a fan of cultural suppression, but renaming all the Welsh counties and converting them made me laugh.
Also, someone please make a mod that replaces the death sound with Koifish's "AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Koifish: gives a lecture about how he wants his vulture to just stay on the usle of man for cultural fascination progress
Koifish 5 minuts later: begins making Wales his culture💀
Boy it was quite hectic the conquest of England and Scotland, but glory to Haestinnia!
i died when u said the ira thing the one of my suggested videos is Irish rebel music
No no no it’s called the Irish Isles… I’ll even settle for the Celtic Isles.
@23:44 England is impossible to take when from 17 units of MaA,10 units are light infantry and 5 are bondi Koi. 10 units of varangians would beat them easily.
Can you conquer all of Skyrim, and maybe even all of Tamriel with Haesteinn?
man i need more episódios
love from Brasil you are insane good
As a Brit, I see Ireland being included in the British Isles as an absolute win
Legend has it, that when Haesteinn dies in game. He conquers Valhalla before his funeral is over. And by the time his son's reign is over, he has snatched Asgard from the rule of Odin himself.
I’ve become addicted to Heasteinn
Daneland inbound, Danelaw was just the appetizer.
I guess the next step would be going into the Haesteinnverse and getting all the Haesteinns from parallel universes together.
Always a fun watch when a new CK3 vid drops. Gotta wonder why you don't seem to use Blots to get piety at all tough... are they not as good anymore?
I would love to se you send Haestinn to middle earth using the realms in exile mod
Living in Staffordshire, it is a place you can get ambushed well 🤣🤣
Koifish didn’t choose Haesteinn- life, Haesteinn-life chose Koifish!
I’ll be home alone for the next three days and I don’t have school so imma binge watch koifish now
What about Rurik? He's a cool Viking 😢
buerocratic culture that decides everthing *"by the sword"* ... sounds absolutely hilarious XD
Can’t wait for the Crusade since you took Canterbury.
I think most players avoid Kin legacy, since it mostly useless: especially if you have concubines and accepted male adultery. There is an another problem: with such settings your dynasty will multiply beyond reasonable numbers even within just 100 years or so. That has a big toll on game's performance, something Paradox wasn't able to fix. If you play a long campaign the number of your dynasty members will go into hundreds or even thousands, and the number of all characters in the game multiplies as well. In a result, you may have difficulties running your game (and this is regardless of the hardware you have, Paradox games get sluggish in long campaigns on any hardware).
Wake up babe koifish just uploaded
Heasteinn has changed my life
Can’t wait for the Timelapse
Padderborn, the great Åsa-tru holy site in Saxony, has too long been held by milk drinkers. Reclaim it and Germania!
I absolutely need Koifish to make an epic bromantic poetry book about Haesteinn
Since you’re an expert in Norsifiying (if that’s a word) Welsh names, could you perhaps Norsify Llanfairpwllguingywnethgogerychwryndroballantysilliogogogoch?
(Note that I tried to type in Llanfairpwll off by heart, so there’s probably a bit of errors).
Time to raid the Byzantines.
Also the Canary Islands and Morocco, as those are weirdly good raiding targets.
Don't forget to hand concubines to your kin.
Especially if you get any Byzantine princesses.
Man, CK3 turns you into a fucking war criminal monster….it’s great!
Make this a mega campaign!
Haesteinn is love. Haesteinn is life.
For the next Haesteinn dynasty video you should focus on building out your Viking daycare program, just abduct random children from around the map and make them Jarls, kings, and queens in Europe
Please reform the Religion to make Witchraft Celebrated (instead of Criminal). Witchcraft grants a permnanent Health Bonus to your Dynasty. As well as offers you TONS of opportunities to take Decisions to grant Bonuses to your Stats. Like you could reliably grant a Bonus plus 2 to any one Stat, every 2 years. Or alternatively. Gain 2 Lifestyle Perks every 2 years!!! You get to Speedrun every skill tree, every Lifetime (Character). Provided you spec the Blood Renown Tree. Sorry. I know you wont read this diatribe. Love the content. Congrats on the baby to your Homestead 🤙🏿😊
5:00 Here is my biggest critique. The First Accolade should have been to create a "Tactician" and "Beseiger" Accolade instead of the one you made. By finding a Knight with Military Engineer (or Logistician) and Strategist. This Accolade can be made. This Knight. Is in charge of all Sieges. So while we are researching Onagers. We could've already had a Knight selected as Commander of the Onagers we create.
13:00 Koifish you were too afraid to make all crimes legal and have Communion instead of Ancestor Worship. You could've been taking tithes and lives. You are the Temporal Head of the Faith. It's Holy whoever you say has to die. And with Witchcraft. Kin killing. Is a way to prolong a rulers life. Persevering their kingdom for sometimes 40 years (high king). Your faith can have celebrated murder. Because mechanically the only unPious thing the computer could do. Is successfully kill the player. Which is impossible. If the Player can do Magic.
32:00 I would argue a better timeline includes: forming the High Kingdom of the North, vassalizing Latium, Constantinople, Paris, and Calgary, becoming the Head Witch of a Coven. And conquer Paris, and kill the Bald. Before the Bald dies of Old Age. All as Haesteings the first. From there. I would love to see what type of Haesteingson will be Heir. Will it be Haestings Haestingson, Haestings Ragnarson, Ragnar Haestingson, or Ragnar Ragnarson? My money is on Ragnar Haestingson the second.
this must become a mega campaign
that was an intense war
The ducks have multiplied. In an unexpected twist of events, keeping 17 ducks in a closed environment have caused them to spawn more, smaller ducks. Still don't know what to do wit them. Except now there are 42 ducks.
The continent of Haesteinnia.. Lets Goooo!!!
With the nordic heritage you can do elecctions until 1080 iirc
Earth? Nah. Haesteinnia becoming Earth? Yes.
I expect Emperor Haestein Moctezuma in Mezoamerica now.
Could you do "varagian adventure" into "forge the jomsviking" into "elevate the kingdom of mann & the isles" and finaly "Securing the high kingdom of the north sea"? i cant seem to do it. its really frustrating me. all the while not useing inherited on succession soldiers. so that you have the biggest inheritable army once you have the High kingdom of the north sea?
Yessss koifish you are my hero at this game
19:44 - I’d think of it like you’re paying some administrative fees to have the rest of the clergy support your claim or something
Koifishhhhhh stop WITH YOUR HÆSTINN ADDICTION
I was just playing normally and Haesteinn literally conquered England and ruled it for several generations
the Pope throws a Haesteinn fit
he must travel in future to reclaim his lost legacy from the nerds that we have for "presidents"
could you maybe try to form slavia with Jarl Haestein.
Koifish megacampaign confirmed!?!?!?
This is not the video series we deserve, it is the one we want.
We are unworthy of its power.
This dude was pretty epic in real history too
The Heasteinn dynasty should conquer all of Scandinavia and see if he can restore the Norse culture
You are now officially diagnosed with Hæstenning syndrome
Im curious, im a new CK 3 player, but did you give your kingdom titles to your heir or something, and keep your emperor title?
I was really afraid if i give all my kingdom titles, something will go wrong
Time to make history into Haestory
Jarl Haesteinn: *Exists*
Koifish (Or literally everyone else who owns and plays CK3): I can milk you
...NoHomo by the way 😅
The World we all wished was true
I have to ask how could you take the elevate the kingdom ofann as Bjorn Ironside?
MORE HAESTAEINN WHOOO-
Haestry
Can you pls try to found the OG Roman Empire With Haesteinn
This is a Certified Chenso Classic.
are we just not going to talk about how britany somehow gained control of like half of france lmao
For the love of god Koifish, you need to go to rehab, but for playing Haesteing.
So North Sea Empire is next?
I can't wait for the next one
Thank you for this series! 😂
11:45 wich animation was that?
Haesteinn saga? More like Haesteinning bizzare adventure
My most anticpated video 2023 so far
How long can Heasteinn carry this channel?
HES A SAINT?!
It seems he relapsed from Hæsteinn sobriety
Koifish I know you atleast lurk the sharty