George Gets Steinbrenner Addicted To Calzones | The Calzone | Seinfeld
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- Опубліковано 28 гру 2021
- "There's nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch and seeing just the table."
From Seinfeld Season 7 Episode 20 'The Calzone': As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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George Gets His Boss Addicted To Calzone | The Calzone | Seinfeld
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BIG STEIN WANTS A LITTLE TASTE CMON
I’ll give BIG Stein more than just a “little” taste.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
BIG STEIN WANTS AN EGGPLANT CALZONE
Big Stein knows how to woo the ladies
I thought he said "Pig Stein"
Always loved the idea of George being such an integral part of Yankees management. Some of the best satire of the series.
Well, he did impress Steinbrenner during his job interview. At the time, he was doing the opposite of what he would normally do and thus went off on Steinbrenner. As usual, it seems that George went back to his default settings but the Big Stein didn’t notice.
*turns his office table into a secret sleeping area...
makes you understand how a steve bannon situation happens in real life 😄
If only he was there today…slow decade in the Bronx.
Just empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie?
I made up my own calzone recipe from Costanza saying, "Cheese, pepperoni, eggplant." I've been making it for years. George's one positive contribution to my existence.
Hope you call it the Big Stein
@@DFedak I am now! When I franchise the fucker, I'll give you a cut of my billions. 🤣👍
@@atticusmcfly I've been making that for years, Im gonna sue you!
@@kodiak6198 Go ahead! My father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate is Jackie Chiles so you can count on getting bitch slapped in the court of law.
Is it really good?,,. I haven't tried it.
“Excellent little Calzone you got there Costanza, little jealous here.” 😂😅
“Big Stein wants and eggplant calzone! He must have one!” Literally me anytime anyone mentions any kind of food.
The simplest concepts made into very funny skits. Larry's voice-overs for these occasional actors are magic.
Wait what , Larry David did voice over for Steinbrenner?
I just figured it out by myself and slways thought he is larry david and thanks for confirmation
@@beybld Yeah, how can you not hear it lol
@@Glenuig never heard his voice before
@@Glenuig it’s super muffled I watched this show for years before I knew it was him
“The pita pocket prevents it from dripping, the pita pocket!!!” That line cracks me up no idea why
“So you don’t make it a habit of giving to the blind.”
Gotta love whenever Jerry throws George under the bus knowing damn well he’d follow that exact same logic
Not bills! lol
@@joandante3106 Implying he gives change so they hear it lmao
@@Y_hass - Yes! lol
@@joandante3106 I always make sure they see me drop the money in the jar, if there away, I don't tip. Because c'mon, how's he gonna know whether I tipped or not?
George is the extreme end of the selfishness part of the group. Kramer is the extreme of the crazy. Jerry is the extreme end of trying to be normal. Elain is the extreme of not really caring what people think of her.
George’s comment about only tipping with coins to the blind was down low genius writing
"Not bills" should have gotten a bigger laugh from the studio audience and the laugh track; it's very funny. And very George.
@@eduardo_corrochio It's pretty subtle for seinfeld tbh, might come off like a joke about the denomination rather than the sound.
@@missbelled6700 yes, the first thought is its just george being cheap. But of course if you obsess over Seinfeld and see all these scenes multiple times you realize the other joke lol
That little kick Kramer gives the countertop cracks me up
For a guy that was amazing with physical comedy that always seemed so fake/forced. Never been a fan of the countertop kick.
The overcooked shirt too, that image always gets me lol
@@the6ig6adwolf I think he used his foot because of the weight of the coins in his pants... too difficult to move, turn around, go back to the counter...
I think it works, it counterbalances with the punch he gives on the counter before, it sounded too rough. The foot gave a slapstick tone to the scene again. Too many actors overreacting at the same time...
I assumed it was to insult the guy as showing the soles of your feet/shoes is an offensive gesture in several cultures (not sure about Italians).
@@Janexcalibur Yeah, like kicking the dirt off his shoes on his counter as a sign of disrespect. It feels like a "cultured" insult if that makes sense. Kramer came off rather worldly in that exchange.
Steinbrenner, probably the best Larry David only-voice character in the whole series. Hilarious 😆….
Didn't know that, thanks.
I never noticed this until after i rewatched seinfeld after having seen curb lol
@@matthewmeehan7817 It looks like Kevin Nealon
How many "Larry David only-voice" characters were there? 😐
He also did the voice over in cinema in episode 14 of 4th season
nothing more satisfying that looking down after lunch and seeing just the table, lmao that always cracks me up
I never really paid attention to that line until today. Lol.
It s in the Top 5 of my favorite line of this show.
I ve watched this scene dozens of times and i laughed dozens of times
Clam showder in a bread bowl 👌🏾
The pita pocket sure does prevent dripping
Tbh most calzones I’ve had have the grease soaked through the pocket 😣
@@BarberJ95 damn bro someone cheated you 🙅🏾♂️🧢😂
Kramer bringing up how Newman called out sick cause its raining is amazing continuity
I wish that scene at Newman's about the rain and "I never believed in creeds" was included here. Funny dialogue exchange there.
The actual impressive eater egg in this one is when Elaine and Todd can't get tickets to "Means to an End," they have to see "Blame it on the Rain" instead.
Kramer just improvised the backward foot kick and made it look like a classic Italian insult 😂
the back kick makes the scene legendary
its like the double fist tapping from friends... you know what it means adults
Richards is half italian
Of course George could've came back to the pizzeria and apologize along with a generous donation in order to get back in good graces like a real Paisano but then again it's George Costanza.
he chased him out with a paddle you wouldnt dare go back
The foot tapping twice on the countertop gets me every time.😆
i think this one is the funniest moment
Calzone's are so underrated. Always playing second banana to the regular pizza slice,when you get much more from a Calzone.
it's a pizza with another layer of bread on it that you need dipping. pizza is superior form
@@namleist
So you've never dipped a slice of pizza ever?
Every school I've ever attended,each student on pizza day would dip their slices with ranch,BBQ sauce or hot sauce.
@@vladimir-savage72 If anything, I've always seen the sauce added on top of the slice. I can't say I've ever seen pizza get dipped. Lol
@@dragons_hook
Haha for real. Never once seen anybody dip their pizza. We mostly just fold it down the middle
In my experience calzones are easier to mess up. Sometimes the bread to filling ratio is off or the bread is overcooked. Most bad pizza is still OK. If it's between a great slice and a great calzone I'll pick calzones every day.
The way Kramer hit the counter with his leg is pure genius on his part.
he was order too do it
The funniest part isn’t even shown. George recommends the bathroom stalls go all the way to the floor and Steinbrenner says “What, are you outta your mind? People would suffocate”.
Larry David voicing as Steinbrenner always has me 😂😂😂
I thought that was larry
🤣🤣🤣
Priceless
You fall off the wagon George, poppin pills? You got the crazies again
George didn't pull only a dollar from the Tip Jar. He had a handful bills.
The Seinfeld writing team was genius
The tie in of Kramer drying his clothes before wearing them, therefore having tons of change, rainy weather canceling Newman's mail route, rain/change/pizza oven, smells like a calzone. Incredible writing.
@@jaya1000 It just works
Brilliant
it would have been much better if the writing cast was more diverse. there were no n words, just think how much better the writing would have been.
@@nextinstead did your uncle touch you in your no no spot when you were young?
Each time I see George eats Calzone I get hungry. It looks so filling.
Kramer and that Italian yelling at each other gets me everytime🤣
Yeah, and Kramer with just the under shirt made him look like a stereotypical Italian yelling at another Italian in Italian 🤣
@@geigertec5921 LOL, a guinea wife-beater.
😂😂😂 he doesn't see him put money in the tip jar but he see's him take the money out
Why I always hand then the money instead
@@spartanxdarth201 and he doesn’t donate to the blind 🤣
@@sko1beer I think he gave coins
@@Kostaki312 To get rid of them because they're annoying
Kramer grabbing the pennies and tossing them in the counter 💀💀💀
I wish Kramer would grab and toss me on the counter to massage me with a warm calzone and then finish me with a tender kiss.
@@steverogers7601 Giddy up
The yelling in Italian gets me every time!😆
VITORIO! VIENI QUAAAA! 🤣🤣
@@incarnateTheGreat 😂😂😂😂
Steinbrenner just straight up takes a chunk out of George's calzone, no hesitation! Well, it is a sign of trust... at least it's no double dipping or eating out of the tras... the "hovering" trash. Like an angel.
It was above the rim!
It had the doylie on it
Never put the tip in the bucket, leave on counter, tap the counter 3 times and say "for you, thank you".... never put in a bucket.
Kick the counter 5 times and gently say "for you".
Why not just drop the tip in the jar and move along? Why should I leave it on the counter? Just say to the person, "u were fantastic. You deserve this." Drop the money in the jar. Move along with your life
Gently whisper in the servers ear "here's a tip, get a real job."
Michael Richards really was the king of physical comedy. Bar none.
His movements were so deliberate and he was consistent with it every second he’s on screen.
I think the best of his physical comedy was performed in the laugh factory.
Don Knotts or David Hyde Pierce??
I always found it funny how the Steinbrenner actor shifts around in his chair while Larry David's saying, "Excellent, excellent little calzone you got there, Costanza!"
Love Larry David's acting in this role. I didn't even know it was him for the longest time--freaking hilarious!
It's not him, just his voice.
Larry David voicing George's boss was a great idea
‘Not bills’ for the blind is a seriously under appreciated joke from the audience
a few were slowly getting it haha
Imagine being able to win over your boss and become the number 2 person at work ,based purely on your lunch choices?😅 What a world.
It’s not crazy at all.
I had to speak in my corporate America voice just to get more people to like me.
I had to dress more like David Wallace than Silicone Valley startup to get more people to like me.
I had to let people at work know more about my personal hobbies just to get them to like me more.
The crazy thing is that a guy in other team didn’t have to do any of what I did simply because his dad worked at our company. Another girl didn’t have to any of that simply because she was modestly attractive.
It’s all in the game.
@@steverogers7601 After reading all that I'm clearly still not built for such a game😥 the mental energy to prove yourself is work in itself. I knew the David Wallace reference but had to look up silicone valley to understand the difference.I prefer the valley vibe and I'm from the UK and hadn't seen the show yet. Keep up the good fight though, I need to believe that it will all pay off for you one day🙏🏿
@@DrumAndDrumber he drove a car with no arms?!
@@thechronicreative You might as well, we got to work until at least 67 for full social security, what else are you going to do. Plus, before we get there it will probably be 72.
@@steverogers7601 check out "The Harmless Farmer"
Michael Richards in these scenes is excellent! His physical humor is so perfect!
This episode is the reason I tried a calzone. Best decision ever!
They really are good. Now I want one.
Ima get a calzone 2morro wit cheese eggplant and pepperoni.ima see how it is.
I ate a calzone 😋 today for dinner
Costanza's in the building!
The best part of this episode is George and Newman bickering 😂
“Neither rain, nor snow…ITS THE FIRST ONE!”
@@steverogers7601 I was never that big on creeds 😒
How about the Soup Nazi and Steinbrenner?
"I never cared for you Costanza.."
BUT I’M PAYING YOU!
George concept of tipping is accurate. That's why I gave the tip in their hand so that they know you are tipping them.
I know what you mean. I like this show because it really raises things which can really cause you to be slightly anguished.
I'm quite literally the opposite.
Being the opposite of George tends to be a good thing
3:49, hey waida minnit!! Love how he says that 😆😆
I love watching this while eating my Calzone. “Big Stein wants a calzone!”. Also learning that it’s the voice of Larry David makes it even better.
Steinbrenner was the funniest boss, just barely beats out J. Peterman
Kruger is better
@@juliopenagos7969 that’s like, your opinion man
The difference is Steinbrenner is a real person, and these are exactly the kind of strange things he did.
@@ppumpkin3282 J Peterman is a real person too. His catalog was pretty similar to the one depicted in the show, but the real Peterman isn't quite like the character depicted in this show.
@@ppumpkin3282 isn't he voiced by LD
0:21 George is so proud of his Calzone lmao
One of the best episodes of seinfeld from steinbrenner addicted to calzones to kramer getting his shirt heated up in the oven...it was great
“So you don’t make a habit of giving to the blind?”
“Not BILLS!”
I didn’t notice Larry David is doing the voice of Steinbrenner initially lol.
Only George could frack up getting a Calzone that could bring him closer to his boss
"If people can't hold onto things that's their tough luck"
The writing in this show was impeccable
"Your clothes smell like just like Pizanos. What happened?"
"Yeah, he overcooked it. It's ruined!" 🤣🤣
“Not bills” is the best line.
Funny it's Larry's voice talking to his character. Genius
2:09 When your on someone’s livestream and they miss your question 😳
These are the episodes that caused me a lot of stress when I was a kid.
Why? Because you couldn't run out and get a calzone?
@@QuadMochaMatti The Mall Parking Space did
huh?
Well that’s a weird thing to say
that kick kramer makes is perfect at 3:59 lol
I am BLOWN AWAY! BLOWN! BLOWOWOWOWOOOOOO
Nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch and seeing just an empty table. Words to live by
"Not BILLS! " 😂
THE PITA POCKET PREVENTS IT FROM DRIPPING.
THE PITA POCKET.
3:18 I love the layed and subtle humor.
I love how pepperoni and eggplant is such a random filling for a calzone, too😂
Yeah, where I live the standard calzone filling is peperoni, ham, mushrooms and onions. It's delicious 😋
@@_Shadoh_ that sounds fire🔥👍
Steinbrenner ate turkey chili in a bread bowl for almost the duration of M*A*S*H.
Thanks to this episode, I can't think of the word "Calzone" without adding "from Paisano's"
“Go get me a couple calzones now”
**Giggles in spanish**
4:24 Doesn’t take much for Kramer to fall over lmao!
I never get tired of watching this honestly
Larry David is a national treasure
International*
Absolute comedic genius !!!!!
Which nation?
@@planetX15 indeed.
He is a comedic genius but insufferable in person
Larry David playing Steinberner is under rated. he was genius.
2:36 lol
This never gets old. It's always funny.
3:59 had me cracking up ! I had this taped on VHS back in the day and watched that precise moment dozens of times 😆😅😂
Almost fell out my chair at Kramer trying to pay with pocket change. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Quite possibly my favorite Seinfeld episode of all time.
This episode is like top 5 favorite Seinfeld episodes of all time for me. I literally can't eat a calzone without thinking about this episode lol.
The Kennys Rooster Chicken episode is my personal favorite.
Was In Tears when Kramer and Dude argue died when Kramer Kicks the Counter
"These calzones are amazing, George! I have to introduce my nephew Ben to them. The Wyatt house will go nuts when they try these!"
George is right about the tip. If I'm getting a nasty look.. I stop tipping.
3:59 I know this is what everyone came for.
the little kick on the table gets me every time
HES GOT THE CALZONE
One of my favorite episodes😂
Kramer with the 💰👖😁😆😅😂🤣😭
It's definitely one of the funniest episodes. Kramer in the pizzeria is priceless 😂
The guitar playing at the end gets me every time.
BIG STEIN WANTS AN EGGPLANT CALZONE HE MUST HAVE ONE EVERYBODY OUT
Newman drives me nuts in this one....like I get not working on the rain. (Well I get that he doesn't) but still go get George his food. You blew getting a free lunch for a long time because you wouldn't go once! Lol
Steinbrenner is a genius creation. Truly one of a kind
kramer mocking the pizza guy at 3:52 lol
Apparently Steinbrenner would rush home from work on Thursdays so he could watch Seinfeld! 😆
Really? How'd you know?
Great now I'm in the mood for a calzone
When Kramer went to pay with change, the tip jar wasn’t there anymore 😂😂😂
The pita pocket 😂😂😂
Calzón in Spanish means underwear in English, so my wife laughs whenever I’m hungry for a calzone.
Calzón and calzone are two different words in two different languages.
First one is a spanish word the second is italian.
@@bustosadrian Yep, but I bet they come from the same root word.
@@agomodern It probably refers to the shape of the dough fold.
You have never eaten her underwear ? That’s too bad ….
In Italian calzone is trousers.
I just love this show I watch it all the time seen every episode more then 10 times & I still watch it & lmfao
Damn You George Costanza
George must have forgotten that Newman work on rainy days 😂 😂
I always order calzones this way. Thanks George! The pita pocket!
Feels like I'm forgetting old episodes faster than I can rewatch them. So there is always something new. Could not remember this scene at all.
“Nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch and seeing just the table.” 😂
"That calzone's prettyyyyyy prettyyyyy pretty good!"