Jackie Chiles perfect attorney

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  • @thebigcheese5114
    @thebigcheese5114 3 роки тому +3680

    Jackie’s performance was astonishing, considerable, substantial, ouuuuuutstanding.

    • @saelhernandez2389
      @saelhernandez2389 3 роки тому +87

      He wound up becoming famous, iconic, renowned

    • @judywright4241
      @judywright4241 3 роки тому +63

      I LOVE hearing him say ‘balm’ a dozen times😆

    • @thomaspsanzi8947
      @thomaspsanzi8947 3 роки тому +22

      "God Bless Jackie Chiles & God Rest His Soul in Peace!"

    • @brizzle3903
      @brizzle3903 3 роки тому +33

      I wanted to meet Dr. Bison and Susie 🤣

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 3 роки тому +22

      @@brizzle3903 what if Susie is Elaine moonlighting as a legal assistant?

  • @guguigugu
    @guguigugu 4 роки тому +3265

    30 years later and you still cant take your own drink to the movies! it's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!

    • @guguigugu
      @guguigugu 4 роки тому +182

      @@loganhelle594 its a clear violation of your rights as a consumer!

    • @hufficag
      @hufficag 4 роки тому +26

      They do offer 2 free cups of coffee at the movie theatre. Which for a 10PM showing, and you've got work the next day, is weird. Who drinks coffee at a movie theatre anyways?

    • @michaelr3583
      @michaelr3583 4 роки тому +69

      You can't go to the movies at all!. Its a travesty, calamity, profanity

    • @lahondafolk4334
      @lahondafolk4334 4 роки тому +40

      And if your date invites you up for coffee after 11, it's not for coffee.

    • @pragneshshah1048
      @pragneshshah1048 4 роки тому +29

      It's definitely preposterous

  • @dustymiller8284
    @dustymiller8284 6 років тому +2296

    I was a trial attorney for 41 years. This man is priceless.

    • @RyanSmith-wo2pi
      @RyanSmith-wo2pi 4 роки тому +30

      Know what I'm saying dawg

    • @joshlevin3322
      @joshlevin3322 4 роки тому +33

      He’s the man

    • @lukastaylor9544
      @lukastaylor9544 4 роки тому +11

      Me too

    • @jordandangelo180
      @jordandangelo180 4 роки тому +46

      How would you surmise his closing argument about there being no such thing as a guilty bystander and by standers by definition are innocent. I thought with a few tweaks that would make a great closing argument minus the comedy written in.

    • @Madara2B
      @Madara2B 4 роки тому +16

      think i got a case against Big tech, They wont take my data, Jackie have my rights be violated?

  • @atticusmcfly
    @atticusmcfly 3 роки тому +848

    Kramer's stupidity vs Jackie's lawyer expertise is the sitcom equivalent to an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object.

    • @manu144x
      @manu144x 2 роки тому +28

      Perfect way of framing it :))

    • @najn2372
      @najn2372 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/pwFG_UqdKjg/v-deo.html

    • @JarrettMazza
      @JarrettMazza Рік тому +13

      Would have have been a great spin off imo. Kramer'n'Chiles. One scopes out potential cases and the other does his best to defend it. Total missed opportunity.

    • @balice806
      @balice806 10 місяців тому +2

      😆😄

    • @samrendranath
      @samrendranath 8 місяців тому +2

      Awesome phrase

  • @ureasmith3049
    @ureasmith3049 4 роки тому +3215

    This guy was hilarious. The chemistry between him and Kramer was gold. Gold Jerry, Gold!

    • @Usualeclectic
      @Usualeclectic 4 роки тому +18

      “Ok Bania”

    • @darylkabasele3568
      @darylkabasele3568 4 роки тому +3

      Maya o

    • @Mba54
      @Mba54 4 роки тому +4

      Luv this duo😀.

    • @AttilatheThrilla
      @AttilatheThrilla 4 роки тому +22

      Strange thing knowing Michael was such a racist 🤷‍♂️

    •  4 роки тому +1

      @@AttilatheThrilla eh idk if he’s a racist. He just mad a very very very poor call in trying “shock humor” if you want to even call it that... but that was a wild series of events...

  • @marclewis5505
    @marclewis5505 2 роки тому +510

    Phil Morris's performance as Jackie Chiles was astounding, outrageous, resplendent and amazing.

    • @raddastronaut
      @raddastronaut Рік тому +14

      Such a coincidence if only
      In name he’s going after the tobacco industry. 😂

    • @SoothingSounds-kq6yg
      @SoothingSounds-kq6yg Рік тому +8

      Yeah, that's right.

    • @YD-uq5fi
      @YD-uq5fi Рік тому +5

      Also grandiloquent.

    • @whidoineedthis
      @whidoineedthis Рік тому +2

      I thought his name was really Jackie Chiles

    • @rubbernun66
      @rubbernun66 Рік тому +3

      This comment is outrageous, agredious, and preposterous.

  • @billyray577
    @billyray577 9 років тому +1078

    Jackie Chiles has restored my faith in the judicial system.

    • @tavoiaiono7885
      @tavoiaiono7885 5 років тому +27

      hahahahaha just one of my many public humiiillliations...

  • @Murph_.
    @Murph_. 3 роки тому +182

    Phil Morris does an INCREDIBLE job playing Jackie Chiles. I really wish he was in more episodes.

    • @diatonicdelirium1743
      @diatonicdelirium1743 10 місяців тому +2

      It's all the more memorable this way.
      And he gets Terri "real and spectecular" Hatcher in the end!

  • @dbjkatz
    @dbjkatz 4 роки тому +2763

    I wish Jackie Chiles had his own sitcom.

    • @arturs2436
      @arturs2436 4 роки тому +72

      Far i have read there was a plan to make a sort of spin-off with him has the star. But nothing came of it and NBC executives have claimed that a pilot or else was never discussed with them.

    • @TheGreat-or3hp
      @TheGreat-or3hp 4 роки тому +14

      A spinoff

    • @antonnurwald5700
      @antonnurwald5700 4 роки тому +84

      Well, we have Better call Saul, so win some lose some

    • @julbarrier
      @julbarrier 3 роки тому +46

      Netflix and Chiles

    • @julbarrier
      @julbarrier 3 роки тому +23

      Let him be played by keegan Micheal Key!

  • @ceoofworldpeace8901
    @ceoofworldpeace8901 9 років тому +2562

    The secondary characters make the show. Jackie's one of them.

    • @danieldougan269
      @danieldougan269 8 років тому +7

      +Grow me something mister! That would have been awesome!

    • @ryderwashington4199
      @ryderwashington4199 8 років тому +1

      +Serbian Space Marines One secondary character made such an impact without ever appearing on the screen. Who is it?

    • @danieldougan269
      @danieldougan269 8 років тому +14

      +Ryder Washington I'll say George Steinbrenner.

    • @ryderwashington4199
      @ryderwashington4199 8 років тому +2

      Daniel Dougan Technically he was on screen, they just didn't show his face. I'll give you another shot, there's an even bigger character that never appeared on screen.

    • @danieldougan269
      @danieldougan269 8 років тому +1

      +Ryder Washington Superman?

  • @davefs25
    @davefs25 7 років тому +718

    "I am shocked and chagrined. Mortified and stupefied!"

    • @vikkinicholson2300
      @vikkinicholson2300 4 роки тому +15

      who told you to put the cheese on, ....did I tell you to put the cheese on....?

    • @terryogletree2128
      @terryogletree2128 4 роки тому +11

      " You know what a balm does "

    • @Denthedragon
      @Denthedragon 4 роки тому +7

      You people with the cheese. It never ends.

    • @Theothesleeper
      @Theothesleeper 5 місяців тому

      I didn't tell you to have a pow wow

  • @MrMonkchuck
    @MrMonkchuck 3 роки тому +171

    “Suzie, call Dr Bison.” He handles everything. 😂

    • @Justice_Hammer
      @Justice_Hammer 3 роки тому +28

      Tell him it’s for me

    • @KoRnBaL19
      @KoRnBaL19 11 місяців тому +10

      Dr. Bison, Jackie's crooked MD😂

  • @johnmac91
    @johnmac91 4 роки тому +848

    "Jackie's going to cash in on your wretched disfigurement"
    Classic line.

    • @IamGenoBlack
      @IamGenoBlack 3 роки тому +6

      The man's a goblin

    • @bozak2320
      @bozak2320 2 роки тому +3

      @@IamGenoBlack lmao

    • @Ser_Arthur_Dayne
      @Ser_Arthur_Dayne 2 роки тому +10

      AND THEY *made* THE TOP!!! YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE TOP, *DID YOU??!* LMFAOOOOO

    • @michaelflowers2970
      @michaelflowers2970 Рік тому +3

      "Nothing left but a shrunken head!"🤣

    • @paul340mopar
      @paul340mopar Рік тому +9

      This video missed one of the Best Classic Lines from this episode....." Your Face, is my Case"

  • @KalMarin003
    @KalMarin003 6 років тому +727

    “The most public yet of my many humiliations”
    I just crack up at that line.

    • @tavoiaiono7885
      @tavoiaiono7885 5 років тому +31

      hahaha no matter how many times Kramer embarrasses him they always have one more case.........hahaha

    • @thomaspsanzi8947
      @thomaspsanzi8947 3 роки тому +3

      @@tavoiaiono7885 "His "Kramer's" Face Was His Case in The Tobacco Lawsuit Case, So You Never Know!" "GOD BLESS HIM!" "REST IN PEACE JACKIE CHILES!"

    • @FernandoIfillRuiz
      @FernandoIfillRuiz 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @45doctors27
      @45doctors27 2 роки тому +3

      That's the best line in the entire series.

  • @chrisgardiner2215
    @chrisgardiner2215 3 роки тому +639

    "the mans a goblin" LOL that is the best Jackie line ever

    • @axelkusanagi4139
      @axelkusanagi4139 3 роки тому +37

      And he's only been exposed to smoke for four days.
      By the time this gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.

    • @marthar4983
      @marthar4983 3 роки тому +23

      - "Tobacco company turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible' twisted' freak!!' And ending in- "Jackie is cashing in on your wretched disfigurement." LMAO!!😂

    • @Nonameforyou777
      @Nonameforyou777 2 роки тому +5

      Haha lmao this thread!!!!!😝😝😝

    • @spaceman5734
      @spaceman5734 8 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂 who could love me😂😂😂

  • @vladimir-savage72
    @vladimir-savage72 3 роки тому +248

    "It's OUTRAGEOUS,EGREGIOUS,PREPOSTEROUS!" .. the way he puts so much emotion emphasizing those words makes this scene 100× funnier 😂

    • @normalposter6072
      @normalposter6072 3 роки тому +4

      Lying and laughing.. innocent bystanders.. restful resplendent and magnificent..

    • @mid-eighties
      @mid-eighties 2 роки тому +5

      It's definitely preposterous.🤣

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 2 роки тому

      Many things are, though. Why i say it.

    • @davidjames1684
      @davidjames1684 2 роки тому +1

      @@mid-eighties I don't even think Kramer knows what that word means.

  • @SueP-D
    @SueP-D 4 роки тому +763

    “A bra is supposed to fit right up next to the skin! Like a glove!”
    These re-runs never get old 😂

    • @frankeinstein1
      @frankeinstein1 4 роки тому +8

      NEVER!!”

    • @SueP-D
      @SueP-D 4 роки тому +9

      @@frankeinstein1 Jackie Chiles is my hero!

    • @jf752
      @jf752 3 роки тому +13

      Kramer really messed up with this one

    • @SueP-D
      @SueP-D 3 роки тому +17

      @Peter L Right! And Jackie Chiles was supposed to be Johnnie Cochran 😂. Seinfeld was the best!

    • @sriramkuravi
      @sriramkuravi 3 роки тому +24

      I've been practicing law for 25 years.. you're listening to a Caddy... 😂😂😂

  • @StephenPaulTroup
    @StephenPaulTroup 6 років тому +272

    "A bra has got to fit right up against a person's skin, like a GLOVE!" The best (and most courageous) social commentary in a sitcom in the 90's. People today don't know, but jaws hit the floor across the nation when Jackie said that line, and it wasn't years after the trial, this show aired 3 months after the OJ verdict was delivered, when it was still fresh and raw in everyone's minds.

    • @AttilatheThrilla
      @AttilatheThrilla 3 роки тому +9

      What are you talking about??... People still know about that trial still to this day...

    • @Art3615
      @Art3615 3 роки тому +2

      Pants don't fit from 6 months ago.
      Innocence of all charges.
      Thank you, O.J.
      Charged with ripping pants
      with a knife.
      My cuts in hand only mean
      I cut myself, and not anyone
      else.

    • @TheGeobaby
      @TheGeobaby 2 роки тому +4

      Thanks for the context!

    • @A-small-amount-of-peas
      @A-small-amount-of-peas 2 роки тому +6

      Pretty sure Norm Macdonald was doing his best on SNL at the time. Ended up costing him his job

    • @StephenPaulTroup
      @StephenPaulTroup 2 роки тому +6

      @@AttilatheThrilla Yes people still know about the trial. But unless you were there living thru it, you cannot understand how deep this really cut into society and people on a personal level. Across the board, American liberals & conservatives were both palpably shocked when the verdict was delivered. I was in a restaurant watching it live and the entire restaurant just audibly gasped when it was delivered (Except for, sadly, most black people).

  • @jasrajsinghbhinder5033
    @jasrajsinghbhinder5033 5 років тому +954

    13 minutes of screen time. 13 minutes. But damn what a character!

    • @Shockwave99999
      @Shockwave99999 4 роки тому +37

      Well they left some scenes out like in the finale when he said to Elaine “you always lookin good.”

    • @419Koof
      @419Koof 4 роки тому +8

      @@Shockwave99999 ur 1 fine sexy lady

    • @imanf3882
      @imanf3882 3 роки тому +2

      He’s in the finale too

  • @ghostdogzx-1474
    @ghostdogzx-1474 Рік тому +118

    Probably the only guest actor who could steal the scene from Michael Richard’s. So good.

    • @tomreed-oe7hi
      @tomreed-oe7hi 9 місяців тому +2

      Why do you bring up such senseless nonsense. Its not a friggin competition

    • @ghostdogzx-1474
      @ghostdogzx-1474 9 місяців тому +7

      @@tomreed-oe7hi bro, you good? Quite bent out all out of shape over a 3 month old innocuous comment. Take a deep breath. I’ll walk you thru this.

    • @Rob-metoo527
      @Rob-metoo527 8 місяців тому

      No, the Spanish guys were even better.

    • @hertzair1186
      @hertzair1186 6 місяців тому +1

      The other is The Mohel

    • @hertzair1186
      @hertzair1186 6 місяців тому +1

      @@ghostdogzx-1474don’t bother, he’s unbalanced.

  • @rbeygarcia
    @rbeygarcia 4 роки тому +634

    This dude went in there and slammed it like he was part of the regular cast. He made it look so easy, but it can’t have been. The show and principal cast were already riding high and running a very well-oiled hit machine. I marvel at guest actors like this. They can inhabit and own any stage they’re placed on. Be it for two minutes’ screen time, or throughout an arc of episodes.

    • @cheongyei
      @cheongyei 3 роки тому +22

      Guest stars like Jackie and Sue Ellen in the same episode, or Jackie and Teri Hatcher.....awesome casting choices.....and two women from Desperate Housewives.

    • @malloryg4251
      @malloryg4251 3 роки тому +43

      I completely agree! The casting directors on Seinfeld had an amazing ability to hire phenomenal actors that could perfectly capture any character. David Puddy, the Soup Nazi, Russell Dalrymple, Mickey Abbott- all fantastic characters, but Jackie Chiles remains my all-time fav ; )

    • @J_Braz_
      @J_Braz_ 3 роки тому +5

      That's a deep observation you present.

    • @thomaspsanzi8947
      @thomaspsanzi8947 3 роки тому +10

      @@malloryg4251 "THE CASTING OF ALL OF THESE ACTORS, COMEDIANS, & CHARACTERS WAS SIMPLY GENIUS, SPECTACULAR, YET IT WAS ALL BASED ABOUT NOTHING , IMAGINE THAT!"

    • @thomaspsanzi8947
      @thomaspsanzi8947 3 роки тому

      @@malloryg4251 😠😍😘😚😙

  • @leafyutube
    @leafyutube 10 років тому +2663

    It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

    • @jackswift1444
      @jackswift1444 9 років тому +190

      +leafyutube That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

    • @keithwilson6060
      @keithwilson6060 8 років тому +55

      Jack Swift
      Flaunting society's conventions.

    • @matthew-m
      @matthew-m 7 років тому +39

      It was *flouting society's conventions

    • @mbelma6329
      @mbelma6329 7 років тому +7

      Haha love it

    • @Theo0x89
      @Theo0x89 6 років тому +30

      That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable.

  • @piratestyleadventures7185
    @piratestyleadventures7185 4 роки тому +261

    "You ain't gotta help anybody!, that's what this country's all about!"- the great Jackie Chile's. 😂 🔥 🔥 🔥.

    • @TheGreat-or3hp
      @TheGreat-or3hp 4 роки тому +8

      Lol

    • @abstract5249
      @abstract5249 2 роки тому

      He's not even wrong. America is notorious around the world for its lack of social welfare compared to other developed nations, calling even the slightest bit of public service, "communism".

  • @brunomarques1146
    @brunomarques1146 3 роки тому +118

    "You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on! Why'd you put the balm on?" My favorite Jackie's part... Lmao

    • @albundy6008
      @albundy6008 2 роки тому +17

      "Oh, so a meistro tells you to put the balm on, and you do it?"

  • @3dartistguy
    @3dartistguy 10 років тому +1098

    Jackie Chiles Attorney at Law would have made a great spinoff!

    • @MarkAntney
      @MarkAntney 9 років тому +31

      +3dartistguy For at least One Season but after that; him being the centerpiece would get stale.
      Maybe having Krammer or George work for him could stretch it to two seasons?
      I can't name a Guest Character, on any show close to what he did, for that many episodes?

    • @enthusia492
      @enthusia492 7 років тому +29

      I've always thought "The Adventures of J. Peterman" would make a fun spinoff.

    • @bluebear1985
      @bluebear1985 7 років тому +9

      At one point there were plans for a spinoff, but unfortunately those talks didn't get too far.

    • @3dartistguy
      @3dartistguy 7 років тому +5

      i think that it would since Johnnie Cochan was such a controversial figure.

    • @andrewvazquez4683
      @andrewvazquez4683 6 років тому

      3dartistguy, 👍🏼👍🏼😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @danielmurcia6256
    @danielmurcia6256 8 років тому +821

    I'll definitely hire Jackie Chiles as my attorney and I'll never screw it up like Kramer

    • @AndrewKwabula
      @AndrewKwabula 7 років тому +7

      Daniel, you seem to be prone to "I will take it" syndrome, lol.

    • @DinaraTengri
      @DinaraTengri 6 років тому +14

      Just make sure you don't put the balm on !

    • @1112viggo
      @1112viggo 4 роки тому +12

      @@DinaraTengriYou put the balm on? who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on? why did you put the balm on!? Have you ever seen a balm? Did you read the instructions? No one can tell what a balm is gonna do they are unpredictable!

    • @vikkinicholson2300
      @vikkinicholson2300 4 роки тому +13

      the guy was epitome of perfect attorney you want behind you in court.

    • @eatfastnoodle
      @eatfastnoodle 4 роки тому +4

      that's exactly what Kramer would have said

  • @jalonzo310
    @jalonzo310 4 роки тому +267

    Jackie Chiles was one of the best characters on the show. He was always funny. Johnny Cochran from another dimension.

  • @ruthortiz9395
    @ruthortiz9395 3 роки тому +333

    '"Your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak. 😂😂😂

    • @thomaspsanzi8947
      @thomaspsanzi8947 3 роки тому +12

      "Cramer,"Look Away, I'm Hidious!"

    • @roland7584
      @roland7584 3 роки тому +8

      Rugged? The man's a goblin.

    • @keithbrown8814
      @keithbrown8814 10 місяців тому +2

      "Disgusting".....

    • @spaceman5734
      @spaceman5734 8 місяців тому +4

      😂😂😂 who could love me?…😂😂😂

    • @ruthortiz9395
      @ruthortiz9395 8 місяців тому +1

      @@spaceman5734 🤣. Hilarious.

  • @mja49ers1
    @mja49ers1 10 років тому +275

    "good samaritan law. you dont have to help anybody thats what this country is about" best quote ever

    • @tavoiaiono7885
      @tavoiaiono7885 6 років тому +22

      This is the most public of my many humiliations. Hahahahaha

    • @Gonewith
      @Gonewith 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @nocigar7730
      @nocigar7730 5 років тому +2

      Damn straight.

    • @liviusss
      @liviusss 5 років тому

      Hahaha, contrary to Europe, where you're being punished if you don't offer assistance to a person that's in danger... :))

    • @MarkB-vp9ki
      @MarkB-vp9ki 5 років тому +3

      That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable

  • @Peter7Paul
    @Peter7Paul 7 років тому +143

    Tremendous performance as Jackie Chiles, this actor is great. So funny.

  • @C_mao
    @C_mao 4 роки тому +201

    The whole "guilty bystander" bit was so brilliant, and beautifully performed.
    Brought a smile to my face, and a tear to my eye. Bravo, 'Jackie'

  • @satinderbhardwaj3490
    @satinderbhardwaj3490 3 роки тому +506

    Poor old Jackie, he was probably doing OK until he met Kramer! 😂

    • @seppukumouse8005
      @seppukumouse8005 3 роки тому +19

      Half of Kramer cases were settled out of court. He won those essentially. His name was on the front cover of the NY times so he is still seen as a good lawyer. Correction not the NY times.

    • @dwaugh2215
      @dwaugh2215 2 роки тому +30

      @@seppukumouse8005 he was always on the brink of winning a case until Kramer messes it up

    • @mvpmvp2980
      @mvpmvp2980 2 роки тому +22

      his vacation was restful, resplendent, magnificent!

    • @YD-uq5fi
      @YD-uq5fi Рік тому +4

      They had to have him hook up with Sidra as compensation.

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@YD-uq5fi: He lost another case but he won some spectacular assets.

  • @neerajkotwal
    @neerajkotwal 4 роки тому +414

    This guy is facetious,humorous, hilarious.😂😂😂

  • @LashOutLoud777
    @LashOutLoud777 9 років тому +654

    "I've been practicing law for 25 years ... YOU LISTENIN' TO A CADDY!!?!?!!"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    • @patgogan7324
      @patgogan7324 7 років тому +32

      "A bras gotta fit up against a persons skin...LIKE A GLOVE!!"

    • @arturs2436
      @arturs2436 6 років тому +3

      Yeah a irony of the Glove try on

    • @tavoiaiono7885
      @tavoiaiono7885 6 років тому +8

      This is the most public yet of my many humiliations. hahahaha

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 5 років тому +3

      My favorite line by this character

    • @cjay4152
      @cjay4152 5 років тому

      How much do you make if you don't mind me asking?

  • @Magooch86
    @Magooch86 8 років тому +594

    "He's a goblin. by the time this goes to trial he'll be no more than a shrunken head." Amazing writing.

    • @crysjumar1
      @crysjumar1 8 років тому +41

      that line and his delivery.....just friggin' hilarious.

    • @acid_8
      @acid_8 7 років тому +13

      All thanks to Larry David

    • @tavoiaiono7885
      @tavoiaiono7885 6 років тому +7

      Who could love me? hahahaha

    • @mikeg1378
      @mikeg1378 5 років тому +5

      Tavoi Aiono haha and Kramer’s look when the attorney said she thought he had a rugged masculinity

    • @matthillegas3099
      @matthillegas3099 5 років тому +4

      Love that line

  • @raulbetancourt5795
    @raulbetancourt5795 3 роки тому +120

    Jackie's fast talking, his delivery, everything about him is perfect, the guy was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CaptainDoomsday
    @CaptainDoomsday 7 років тому +3818

    The funny thing is that Jackie would win every case were Kramer not an idiot.

  • @masanf9398
    @masanf9398 10 років тому +147

    Phil Morris was absolutely brilliant in this role.

    • @vikkinicholson2300
      @vikkinicholson2300 5 років тому +1

      used to be cigarettes called Phillip Morris' Chesterfields.

    • @planetX15
      @planetX15 3 роки тому

      @@vikkinicholson2300 Marlboros too?

  • @radconserv68
    @radconserv68 10 років тому +257

    That lawyer was so frickin' funny!!!

  • @ohlordy4567
    @ohlordy4567 3 роки тому +53

    The rapid blinking whenever he gets agitated is the icing on the cake

    • @totalbliss1
      @totalbliss1 3 роки тому +2

      Yes! You you can tell his wheels were spinning. 🤣🤣

  • @Stephen24
    @Stephen24 4 роки тому +513

    "Where the hell did you get that balm anyway?"
    "The Maestro"
    "DA WHO?!"

    • @gullybop1695
      @gullybop1695 4 роки тому +12

      LOL!!

    • @grassroots99
      @grassroots99 4 роки тому +16

      I almost spit my drink out when I read this

    • @derp8575
      @derp8575 4 роки тому +6

      @Nicole Renee Nah, homegirl. He said Da who? Fo shizzle. Ya dig? Catch you on the flip-flop.

    • @christophermccoy5724
      @christophermccoy5724 4 роки тому +1

      🔥

    • @greatwhitebite4584
      @greatwhitebite4584 3 роки тому +8

      Do you know what a balm is? Have you ever seen a balm? Noone can tell what a balm can do.

  • @baronvg
    @baronvg 10 років тому +204

    I fucking love Jackie Chiles. Probably my favorite recurring character. Thank you, Phil Morris for such a memorable character.

    • @matt8264
      @matt8264 6 років тому +1

      baronvg
      One word. Puddy

  • @filippofittipaldi8050
    @filippofittipaldi8050 3 роки тому +270

    The Jackie Chiles actor is Phil Morris, the son of Greg Morris, of Mission Impossible fame. Great satire of Johnny Cochran type attorney.

    • @normankelley
      @normankelley 3 роки тому +13

      That's Greg Morris's son? Wow!

    • @ARIZJOE
      @ARIZJOE 3 роки тому +7

      Wonderful life story, isn't it? Great satire of the treacherous Cochran. I'll give Johnnie credit though, at the barbershop he recognized Phil Morris and took it good-naturedly.

    • @32mybelle
      @32mybelle 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly! A satire of Johnny Cochran.

    • @JustinCase99999
      @JustinCase99999 3 роки тому +1

      And he played the son of his dad's character in the Mission Impossible sequel they made in the 80s. A serious role so unlike this one!

    • @RJFPme
      @RJFPme 3 роки тому +1

      Thank you ! I loved Greg Morris in MIP .

  • @timlimberg4766
    @timlimberg4766 2 роки тому +42

    Not only was Jackie super funny, his suits were always outstanding!!

  • @CarltonGauss
    @CarltonGauss 4 роки тому +166

    "Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement" lmao

  • @torontoBluejays87
    @torontoBluejays87 8 років тому +1194

    Man this guy is the BEST minor character in the entire show.

  • @tonyktown
    @tonyktown 10 років тому +1930

    It's funny how Seinfeld was always knocked for not having black characters, yet introduced us to one of the greatest black characters in a sitcom! Jackie Chiles.

    • @tonyktown
      @tonyktown 10 років тому +132

      *****
      Same situation, I'm black, I love Seinfeld, and can sometimes identify with just how crazy life in Manhattan can be. No longer live there, but watching Seinfeld takes me back to some of the nuttier days of my life in NYC.

    • @tonyktown
      @tonyktown 9 років тому +7

      Am I what?

    • @tonyktown
      @tonyktown 9 років тому +136

      So...you've never seen a light skinned black man before? OK, well consider yourself introduced to your first.

    • @romulus_
      @romulus_ 9 років тому +4

      iflyTony All one of 'em.

    • @dreray4077
      @dreray4077 9 років тому +54

      iflyTony Practically the only black character, I like the show regardless, but Jackie is really the only significant black guy on it.

  • @jeffsims8270
    @jeffsims8270 3 роки тому +114

    The chemistry between Kramer and Chiles is spot on!!

    • @najn2372
      @najn2372 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/pwFG_UqdKjg/v-deo.html

  • @adeebakhan2328
    @adeebakhan2328 7 років тому +153

    "Puddy...Don't wait for me!"
    "Alright"

  • @Conn88
    @Conn88 6 років тому +90

    It's amazing to think this character only appeared for a total of less than 13 minutes for the entire show, but is one of the most memorable.

    • @tonyatthebeach
      @tonyatthebeach 2 роки тому

      soup nazi

    • @daleva187goligo
      @daleva187goligo 2 роки тому +4

      it's more than 13 minutes, they cut alot of scenes out, specifically the initial sit down tobacco meeting in his office

  • @josephcalderon906
    @josephcalderon906 7 років тому +54

    Phillip morris was simply brilliant as jackie chiles!,the man should've received a emmy nomination for outstanding performance by an guest star in an comedy series.

  • @Alaska-Jack
    @Alaska-Jack 3 роки тому +37

    I almost wish they would’ve done a spin off TV show about Jackie Chiles. Would have been fantastic! Stupendous, outrageous!

  • @lokheshsathya5598
    @lokheshsathya5598 3 роки тому +172

    "You don't have to help anybody that's what this country is all about"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @TheStrikeofGod
    @TheStrikeofGod 8 років тому +451

    "You can't let the defendant have control of the key piece of evidence. Plus, she's trying it on over a leotard, of course a bra's not gonna fit over a leotard. A bra's gotta fit right over a person's skin. *LIKE A GLOVE!*"

    • @andrewg3768
      @andrewg3768 5 років тому +47

      Of course that was about OJ even before he said that!

    • @bhud1972
      @bhud1972 5 років тому +16

      The character was Johnny Cochran so yeah.

    • @Cartier_specialist
      @Cartier_specialist 5 років тому +12

      @@andrewg3768 no, this was after OJs trial.

    • @andrewg3768
      @andrewg3768 5 років тому +1

      @@Cartier_specialist so?

    • @riceraama
      @riceraama 5 років тому +1

      @@bhud1972 the who?

  • @annamcduffie4889
    @annamcduffie4889 10 років тому +66

    @4:50"It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat, it's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding" lmbo

  • @matthewrileymcleanwilkinson
    @matthewrileymcleanwilkinson 3 роки тому +70

    "She was flouting..." - "It's lewd, salacious, outrageous."

  • @canuck_gamer3359
    @canuck_gamer3359 5 років тому +44

    He had so many great lines and the dialogue was so clever and unique, fitting the character perfectly! "Jackie is cashing in on your wretched disfigurement" has to be my favourite! .

  • @varamonte
    @varamonte 9 років тому +769

    "Rugged? ...... The man's a goblin!"

    • @blade86ca
      @blade86ca 9 років тому +2

      Ezra Po LOL

    • @suchfunstuff
      @suchfunstuff 9 років тому +9

      +Ezra Po I thought he was nothin' more than a shrunken head!

    • @varamonte
      @varamonte 9 років тому +3

      suchfunstuff lol yeah, By the time they go to trial!

    • @steveanderson7864
      @steveanderson7864 8 років тому +7

      This is my favorite underrated line.

    • @BHT70
      @BHT70 7 років тому +3

      I dare anyone to wave down a bus one day and say "THERES a BALM on the bus"and hold it out

  • @varinavonstefan8669
    @varinavonstefan8669 3 роки тому +95

    Jackie Chiles, Mickey, Frank Costanza, David Puddy. All unbelievable supporting characters

  • @zrollins
    @zrollins 6 років тому +178

    "Your face... Is my case". Best secondary character from Seinfeld.

    • @AttilatheThrilla
      @AttilatheThrilla 4 роки тому +3

      Newman will always be the best secondary character but Jackie was a close second 😁

  • @sidhantuprety4208
    @sidhantuprety4208 6 років тому +621

    I came to learn adjectives.

    • @angelicavega9361
      @angelicavega9361 6 років тому +31

      Outrageous.

    • @MAJIN_MAGIC
      @MAJIN_MAGIC 5 років тому +20

      You're so Articulate

    • @l34l
      @l34l 5 років тому +21

      That's egregious

    • @jmz2144
      @jmz2144 4 роки тому +26

      Scrumptious, delicious, outstanding!

    • @nickbartb4172
      @nickbartb4172 4 роки тому +2

      Then you might want to watch the big bang theory, Sheldon Cooper's monologues..

  • @Eric-wu7bp
    @Eric-wu7bp 4 роки тому +167

    Jackie Chiles is the greatest TV Lawyer of all time, without a doubt 😂

  • @natalieturko4808
    @natalieturko4808 28 днів тому +1

    All the actors chosen for specific, recurring roles in Seinfeld were the absolute best choices for their respective characters. The lawyer was hilarious!

  • @mixer14316
    @mixer14316 9 років тому +51

    Philip Morris was absolutely brilliant in this role. He nailed each episode of this.

    • @Martin-pt5on
      @Martin-pt5on 2 роки тому +1

      I remember watching him on The Young And the Restless... Great Actor RIP ..

    • @kendallrivers1119
      @kendallrivers1119 2 роки тому +1

      @@Martin-pt5on He's still alive lol.

  • @Allexstrasza
    @Allexstrasza 4 роки тому +65

    Such a great character. I just love his range of vocabulary and the way he pronounces each words, clipped and precise :D

  • @patstokes3615
    @patstokes3615 4 роки тому +65

    "By the time this case goes to trial he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head". Jackie Chiles.

  • @Pendletones77
    @Pendletones77 2 роки тому +42

    The comedic chemistry between Jackie and Kramer is incredible

  • @OldCouches
    @OldCouches 5 років тому +770

    Who told you to read these comments? I didn’t tell you to read these comments!

    • @nomaanalwi9495
      @nomaanalwi9495 4 роки тому +61

      The Maestro did!

    • @OldCouches
      @OldCouches 4 роки тому +45

      The Who?!

    • @tigerroselili5765
      @tigerroselili5765 4 роки тому +11

      @@OldCouches Gold baby!

    • @slowas-hell7933
      @slowas-hell7933 4 роки тому +27

      @@nomaanalwi9495 so a maestro tells u to read and you just read hugh.

    • @ryansyler8847
      @ryansyler8847 4 роки тому +31

      These comments are outrageous, egregious, preposterous!

  • @The_Chimera
    @The_Chimera 6 років тому +180

    "Your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak." Gets me every time.

  • @NickMichalak
    @NickMichalak 3 роки тому +16

    Phil Morris is AMAZING. Always sharp, on point, and hilarious! HIs facial expressions were priceless and brillaint!

  • @sudharshanb8519
    @sudharshanb8519 2 роки тому +16

    Every character complements the show so well and fits to the whole plot.. like a glove!!

  • @sewaprolo
    @sewaprolo 8 років тому +935

    Jackie Chiles should co-star with Saul Goodman.

    • @abdulazizalsawaha5146
      @abdulazizalsawaha5146 8 років тому +16

      Hahaha oh yeah that's would be cool

    • @KevinP32270
      @KevinP32270 8 років тому +7

      GREAT IDEA!!!

    • @Marchoupi
      @Marchoupi 8 років тому +4

      lol !!

    • @DhirajVSalian
      @DhirajVSalian 7 років тому +7

      Wow that's the exact thought that came to my mind while watching this.

    • @jhock9171
      @jhock9171 7 років тому +4

      Abner Anaya Negative. He needs his own show.

  • @nickfromCO
    @nickfromCO 11 років тому +89

    "we're prepared to offer you ALL the free coffee you want throughout any of our stores in north america AND europe...PLUS..."
    "I'LL TAKE IT!"

  • @ceofounder
    @ceofounder 5 років тому +21

    The producers of Seinfeld should have made a spinoff show featuring this awesome/amazing actor and the character of Attorney Jackie Chiles!
    Thank you so much for this hilarious video upload.

  • @MikeMaxwell1961
    @MikeMaxwell1961 3 роки тому +17

    Jackie Chiles, the greatest and funniest ambulance chaser in the history of television.

  • @lasvegaspersonalinjuryatto7280
    @lasvegaspersonalinjuryatto7280 11 років тому +7

    Those are two fantastic characters from one of the greatest television shows ever. The world needs more men like Jackie Chiles... Thanks for sharing!

  • @Texman4268
    @Texman4268 5 років тому +61

    These clips are outrageous, hilarious and incredible 😂😂😂

  • @suzycreamcheesez4371
    @suzycreamcheesez4371 4 роки тому +24

    I always thought he should have won an Emmy for this! Phil Morris

  • @cyrollan
    @cyrollan 3 місяці тому +2

    it's been decades since i saw the bra-with-no-top episode. it is BRILLIANT. i need to re-watch all the episodes!

  • @FoxForever90
    @FoxForever90 4 роки тому +15

    With how much of a memorable character Jackie is it's hard to believe he's in the show for less than 12 minutes.

  • @justcurious3119
    @justcurious3119 5 років тому +13

    These particular episodes are... Thought-provoking, satisfying, and entertaining. Outstanding!

  • @revantchhibber4711
    @revantchhibber4711 5 років тому +45

    The legend says Dr. Bison is still waiting for Kramer.

  • @kitenoticing
    @kitenoticing 2 роки тому +16

    My vacation was restful, splendid, maaaaagnificent. This is the best line imo

  • @fischerpilne
    @fischerpilne 8 років тому +71

    Jackie Chiles is real . . .and he is spectacular!!!

    • @MzuMzu-nx1em
      @MzuMzu-nx1em 5 років тому +2

      Look like sammy Davies junior after some plastic surgery

  • @zachhaywood1564
    @zachhaywood1564 10 років тому +700

    "UA-cam joined Google Plus?
    Who told UA-cam to join Google Plus?
    I didn't tell UA-cam to join Google Plus!
    Why'd UA-cam join Google Plus?"

    • @mca10spro
      @mca10spro 10 років тому +41

      The maestro!

    • @zachhaywood1564
      @zachhaywood1564 9 років тому +31

      Mike Alcott "The WHO?!?!"

    • @RedThebigOne
      @RedThebigOne 9 років тому +5

      Bahahahahahahahahahaha!

    • @talibani2011
      @talibani2011 9 років тому

      how when where?

    • @fountaincap
      @fountaincap 9 років тому +47

      Zach Haywood Do you know what Google Plus is!? You ever seen Google Plus!? Didn't you read the instructions!? No one can tell what Google Plus is gonna do! It's unpredictable!

  • @kathygaither2117
    @kathygaither2117 8 років тому +201

    No one can tell what a balm's gonna do

    • @omarherat
      @omarherat 8 років тому +47

      they're unpredictable

    • @kathygaither2117
      @kathygaither2117 8 років тому +5

      Love him.

    • @ameyadubey2532
      @ameyadubey2532 7 років тому +4

      Funniest line in the scene ! Those damn unpredictable balms :D

    • @arjitjere7951
      @arjitjere7951 5 років тому +2

      Funnier if you replace balm with bomb😂

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 5 років тому +1

      @Arjit Jere, That's the joke, dumbass.

  • @caroleastmond9064
    @caroleastmond9064 2 роки тому +12

    Jackie is so great!!!
    He should had his own
    show, what a great actor he is, just great!!!🎉🎉🎉

  • @nellfarabee82
    @nellfarabee82 11 років тому +74

    The best damn lawyer ever!!!

  • @cheskybaba4864
    @cheskybaba4864 4 роки тому +33

    His character was so fresh and different , it's a shame he never got a spin off show. It would have been a success for sure.

  • @californyaeh
    @californyaeh 4 роки тому +63

    "They're real and they're Spectacular..."

  • @patrickbush9526
    @patrickbush9526 3 роки тому +9

    Jackie Chiles and Kramer the dynamic duo my favorite . nothing will ever beat this show

  • @crysjumar1
    @crysjumar1 8 років тому +142

    "Where did you get the balm, anyway?"
    "The Maestro"
    "The WHO?!"
    that shit is hilarious...

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 5 років тому +7

      Who told you to put the balm on? Did I tell you to put the balm on? Do you know what balm does??

    • @albundy6008
      @albundy6008 5 років тому +9

      Oh, so a Maestro tells you to put the balm on, and you do it?

    • @Ccirgrg
      @Ccirgrg 4 роки тому +1

      Who else. Maybe Bob Sacanano

    • @fanitram
      @fanitram 4 роки тому +3

      I didn't know the balm was gonna work.
      Do you know what a balm is?😆

  • @PeugeotRocket
    @PeugeotRocket 4 роки тому +61

    I love how Kramer realized that him putting the coffee in his pants might be a problem but it didn't even phase the lawyer lol.

    • @lambertaie8859
      @lambertaie8859 3 роки тому +16

      “It’s gonna be a problem for them” 😂

  • @MrXeixaz
    @MrXeixaz 2 роки тому +11

    "Miss Wilkie, your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak."
    One of the best delivers in TV history!

  • @seth4954
    @seth4954 9 років тому +21

    Jackie Chiles is the best!!!! I just fell out of my chair laughing

  • @lynneperkins494
    @lynneperkins494 10 років тому +41

    The great Phil Morris! Boy does he nail Cochran. "Who told you about the balm? You know about the balm? I didn't tell you about the balm!"

    • @nicknametoolong
      @nicknametoolong 10 років тому +1

      Chiles, not Cochran

    • @lynneperkins494
      @lynneperkins494 10 років тому +24

      I'm pretty sure the "Jackie Chiles" character was a spoof on Johnny Cochran, a famously..well, Chiles-like lawyer of the time.

    • @lynneperkins494
      @lynneperkins494 10 років тому +14

      Johnny Cochran defended OJ Simpson successfully in the Nineties against a charge of murder--hence the "you can't let the defendant take control of the key piece of evidence. Bra's gotta fit....like a GLOVE!!". A very (guiltily) funny reference to O.J's try-on of the glove from the murder scene, about which Johnny Cochran said his famous mantra, "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!". Marvelous and delicious. About Morris' prodigious acting skills, all I can say is, "I am astonished...and...stupified!"

  • @trcsonic
    @trcsonic 3 роки тому +62

    Jackie deserves a series for himself.

  • @andrelawrence5515
    @andrelawrence5515 3 роки тому +26

    I don't think kids today will appreciate just how funny this is.

    • @75aces97
      @75aces97 2 роки тому +1

      They dont? Why that's egregious, outrageous unacceptable!

    • @andrelawrence5515
      @andrelawrence5515 2 роки тому

      Still lmao

  • @ScipioWasHere
    @ScipioWasHere 8 років тому +54

    Kramer's face when Jackie is grilling him is always priceless.

  • @mindsaglowin
    @mindsaglowin 11 років тому +71

    Kramer's gesture at 1:10 was pure genius.

    • @miklein01
      @miklein01 10 років тому +2

      he uses his middle finger. it looks like the index but don't be fooled. and your right the gesture is genius.

    • @kevinmc70
      @kevinmc70 10 років тому +2

      As well as 5:07 I might add! :-D