Doug Stanhope is one of God's own prototypes. Too weird to live, too rare to die. A hybrid of Tom Waits, Bill Hicks, and other higher level conscientiousness's. All rolled within a smoking, rolling, screaming machine that is only calling to the sleeper within all of us, to waken.
'When i go on stage it's like i'm leading you into battle. You're not all gonna be here at the end'. My favorite comedian by far. He doesn't hold back anything.
I never heard of this guy. Then he just popped up on UA-cam and now I can't stop watching his videos, which, by the way, all an hour long. There is no such thing as taboo for him. THANK GOD!!!
Same, the only person I’d put above him is Carlin, bill burr is up there too, close to, if not tied, any way you slice it, those are my top 3 Edit: also, an amazing underrated comedian is Chris porter, ugly and angry has to be one of my favorite specials ever.
When it comes to having a different angle and smart insights there's no one on Doug's level. I mean, only really bad comedians can't make you laugh, I got a laugh out of fat Bobby Kelly today but Stanhope's reasoning is on a level all of its own.
@@giusepperesponte8077Carlin is a great guy to group in there. I’d put Burr in there too. There’s so many other great comics but those guys seem to have a similar wavelength. That Chris Porter special was great for sure.
If even 1% of the religious truly believed in an afterlife paradise, phenomena like Heaven's gate and ISIS would be common. Similarly if they believed in hell like they believed the sun will rise in the morning you'd have millions upon millions living in relentless existential terror. America would be nothing, nothing, like the way it is.
I'm inclined to say Doug is underrated but he really couldn't be as great as he is and crawl anywhere beyond the margins of our society ... either way, he's one of the greats
I like the testimonial, and with that said I'm wondering if he has an audiobook narrated by him by now. But if not, I'm still buying the actual book👍 👍🖐️plus my like and reply hopefully bumps your comment up some😁
This is Not Fame is brilliant as well. I'm sure everyone's already aware of what a genius Doug is but it has some practical shit like how you can smoke in rental cars and get away with it. Shit like that.
Digging up Mother was voiced by him in the audiobook (pretty sure), plus he adds so much more content because he deviates from the book with side stories
72 'dislikes'!?!? Who accidentally clicks on a Doug Stanhope video? This is his best recording! Absolutely fucking genius. Anyone who doesn't like this is taking up too much space. And oxygen.
Late to the party: several weeks ago I inadvertantly stumbled upon this incredibly rare genius, this amazing comedy anomaly, and I immediately found myself consumed by regret & disappointment - I'm horribly embarrassed I didn't discover Mr. Stanhope's phenomenal performances much sooner than early 2019. When I think about the dozens of hours wasted watching/listening to droves of talentless, sanitized hacks pillaging what's left of the once-sacred comedy stage, I want to scream toward the heavens to reclaim the time I pissed away on "comedians" who couldn't come close to being an infected ingrown hair on raw, edgy, brave comedy gods like Carlin, Pryor, Williams, Hicks, Burr, Geraldo, and now - for me - most certainly, Doug Stanhope. Catching a Stanhope show in-person has just shot to the top of my very lean bucket list.
im supposed to be at work, they gave us a half an hour of 'wellbeing time' for our mental health, so i've decided to use it productively, and go watch a load of Doug Stanhope for 30 minutes! I'm sure that's exactly what they had in mind!
I realized just now, hes squidward if squidward had started drinking. Creative, cynical, self aware, lazy but also very motivated, kind but also blunt, says things how they are and not what people want them to be. Hates doing things would rather stay home, but also for some reason always finds a way to get himself into crazy adventures even if he doesn't think he wants too
He's talked openly about it more than once. I kinda feel the same. I don't want to die a slow death or suffer if it comes to that, it's on the table. Can't fault that.
:-) Hee hee! :-) The "smiley" upsets you, because you take that awful depressant, called alcohol, and all signed of happiness are anathema (look it up) to a booze-sui-cider like you. So you try to discredit all positivity :-)
-Mommy, will God send fire ants for me some day? -Only if you're good, only if you're good and you pray everyday then Jesus sends the bugs for you, goodnight!
Zacarias Blanco i guarantee you that it was a spelling mistake or he doesn't know the distinction, instead of some part of a larger plot to erode society's definition of acceptable discourse. i mean yeah fuck political correctness but if your victim complex about it is so strong that you write a paragraph about some internet stranger saying "come" instead of "cum" because you perceive it as some slight against your freedom of speech, then ur probably taking things too seriously. that being said i just wrote a paragraph too, fuck
Legendary standup set. Just his ability to go from recognizing the guy who gave him the drink to remembering the email contents to finding out the guy got back with her than riffing for a minute then segwaying back into material is insane.
Doug speaks the truth on so many levels, far and away the best comedian out there today!! but he may have missed another word - COWARD AND HERO are the 2 most worn out used up words in the English language, just because your shot doesn't make you a hero, just like running at the sound of gunfire doesn't make you a Coward.
“Life is like Animal Porn,.... it’s not for everybody”.... wow,.... I wholeheartedly believe that although life may not be wonderful all the time it has the potential to be for some time and that’s worth living for. But what a line , cracked me up from here to the moon,... absolutely brilliant....
I appreciate his astute observations , even more the no holds barred . Brutal honesty ! Plus he's paid his dues . A real person ,his mom's stories prove it . Providing it wasn't apparent previously . Saw early clip late 90's w/ mullet . Young pup then. Good People
The evolution of MADD is pretty fascinating - the lady who created it got forced out of her own organization because she wasn't neo-Prohibitionist enough...
Isn't it amazing that that group can even exist? Why are a group of women who got fucked and got impregnated or adopted a kid are all of a sudden against 1 thing inparticular? It couldn't be because they're trying to overcompensate for the fact that they are so depressed with their own lives that they have to adopt some other cause that they really don't do anything for other than say "I'm against this". Wow it's really tough to be against things in life. Why didn't I think of that a long time ago.
Stanhope is by far the goat, Patrice may have gotten better if he didn't die, but Patrice's stand up doesn't compare to Stanhope, Patrice was best at being in the moment on o&a, no one was quicker on the spot like Patrice
Mitch Hedberg was pretty good as well.Lenny Bruce was a wild card and helped start being able to say what's on most normal level peoples mind but at that time ,they were to uptight. Now to P.C.
Stone Cold Stipe I'm from Holland dude but what I hear about your school systems in combination with this (gun)crazy culture you seem to have, im surprised it doesn't happen on a weekly basis. NRA-lobby should push for open-carry in highschools
Maximum age for the president or leader of a country should be between 54 and 58 somewhere. People older than that are out of touch know-it-all's in 99.9% of the cases who refuses to learn new stuff, change their mind or opinions no matter what and doesnt listen to reason or listen to anyone younger than themselves because of their childish egotistical "im older so im automatically right and smarter than you" Minimum age should be 28.
@@montanan832 trump is 70 something and on point. The obly president ive seen call out media and government. Dude is a badass and they hated him for calling people on thier bullshit. So they harrassed him for 4 years and then cried when he told people to fight for thier rights and thier country.
He's been the favorite of other stand-ups for a good while now. STILL my favorite - Anthony Jeselnek is brilliant - of course Steven Wright, unique well thought out short and twisted, like Emo Phillips...that Daniel Tosh can just KILL non-stop...Dave Chappelle is one of a kind funny as hell.... Louis CK, Chris Rock, Bill Burr, - there's a LOT of good talent out there like Dave Atell and Lewis Black not to mention the ones who've died the last few years - but to me Doug is the total package. I've never heard him do anything LESS than hilarious - From his young long haired days til today he's been the guy other comics envied
Just a few more Pablo Franscisco , Lee Evans ,Russel Peters, Derek & Clive, Ricky Gervais, Jerry Sienfield , Jimmy Carr , Jim Carry , Jim Gaffagan, Kat Williams, Frankie Boyle, Robin Williams , Jack Dee, Jim Davidson, Victoria Woods , Brian Regan.
We were all second hand smokers when dad was driving in the winter. SHS kept us kids all cool and collected, maybe not but it didn't hurt morale on long trips.
"ever drink so much your liver hurts to the touch?" yes, yes I have. fantasize about having someone scrape the scar tissue off the ol' organ drinking to stave off withdrawal right now
What he said about high school is too true... There's no serious consequences and the highs you'll feel as a teenager will be the best highs of your life. Adderall and weed got me through those years perfectly.
"Coward is the most misused word in society right now". Ironically, after couple of decades "hero" became the most misused word. He is definitely one of my top 5 favorite standup comedians.
There should be a drunk driver's license partially based on IQ. If you can pass a very technical difficult driving test after drinking a 12 pack and if you also have an IQ of 140 then you should be able to drive 140mph on the highway.
@6:35 Santa is watchin' me, You can't print it if its not true, I'll use Algebra in real life, Columbus was a hero, Cops are my friend, Pot leads to heroin.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Doug Stanhope is one of God's own prototypes. Too weird to live, too rare to die. A hybrid of Tom Waits, Bill Hicks, and other higher level conscientiousness's. All rolled within a smoking, rolling, screaming machine that is only calling to the sleeper within all of us, to waken.
Cutflood Tom Waits ❤❤ Speaking of which, he needs to make a comeback.
Cutflood well said
Love the hunter Thompson reference
You got that from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas!
Cue entirely redundant comment thread.....
The older you get the more you relate completely to Doug. This is life.
Lol, speaking of old... " old people shouldnt be running the country" ...this aged well 😛
Truth
Very true
It's like animal porn
True. Every couple years I rewatch and understand his stuff on a whole new level.
'When i go on stage it's like i'm leading you into battle. You're not all gonna be here at the end'. My favorite comedian by far. He doesn't hold back anything.
This man should represent the entire planet when we make first contact with an alien race.
Can i upvote this 100x?
Naw. Thats Reggie Watts my friend.
Especially since Terence McKenna is dead
@@from_each_to_each_1848 Terrence would have definitely been the guy for that
@@mattasticmattattack8546 wut?
I never heard of this guy. Then he just popped up on UA-cam and now I can't stop watching his videos, which, by the way, all an hour long. There is no such thing as taboo for him. THANK GOD!!!
Comedy is kind of like music where it's hard to choose a favorite, but Doug Stanhope is without a doubt in the conversation for me
Same, the only person I’d put above him is Carlin, bill burr is up there too, close to, if not tied, any way you slice it, those are my top 3
Edit: also, an amazing underrated comedian is Chris porter, ugly and angry has to be one of my favorite specials ever.
When it comes to having a different angle and smart insights there's no one on Doug's level. I mean, only really bad comedians can't make you laugh, I got a laugh out of fat Bobby Kelly today but Stanhope's reasoning is on a level all of its own.
Put a couple of drinks in him and send that soilder right on in
@@giusepperesponte8077Carlin is a great guy to group in there. I’d put Burr in there too. There’s so many other great comics but those guys seem to have a similar wavelength.
That Chris Porter special was great for sure.
Don't forget Dolomite and Paul Mooney
"You can't commit to an emotion for lifetime." Holy shit that is true!
or lifeline
Pffft, tell that to Bill Burr lol.
Some people build their whole personality around that emotion. Especially nowadays how people act like a victim all the time without shame.
it's the small things that make him a genius, like when he casually says "two shootings ago ..."
he said TWO SHOOTERS AGO.....small word change but IMMENSELY different. Shootings not really funny...shooters very funny.
He is Painfully Intelligent.
@@reemo6990 They are both equally funny. However funny you rate it.
That bit got me🤣🤣
That shit was hilarious and so accurate 😂😂
if you believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seat belt? That's one of my favorite bits.
Insane that the crowd reacted in silence. I always enjoy hearing the line.
SubieSteve 25 not every accident is fatal.duh
it's because they are in shock at a good point. They have to catch up. Thus why Stanhope lives on in obscurity and K heart does not.
I saw this in the comments and waited to hear it. I thought the video skipped because of the silence
If even 1% of the religious truly believed in an afterlife paradise, phenomena like Heaven's gate and ISIS would be common. Similarly if they believed in hell like they believed the sun will rise in the morning you'd have millions upon millions living in relentless existential terror. America would be nothing, nothing, like the way it is.
"Life is like animal porn, its not for everyone"..
Stanhope has the eloquence of Cicero lolol
perfecto25 Cicero lol I'm playing skyrim right now!
Animal porn's a little more straightforward than life.
Dont ever compare stanhopes brilliance to that of a video game.
You simpletons know Cicero was a Roman senator known for his eloquence, right? Personally, I always thought Stanhope more akin to Cato the Elder.
perfecto25 ll
I'm inclined to say Doug is underrated but he really couldn't be as great as he is and crawl anywhere beyond the margins of our society ... either way, he's one of the greats
His story about helping his mom O.D. is quite intense.
He's the favorite of many great comedians.
Fuck it honestly, he seems like he's doin okay with his fanbase - it would be worse watching him sanitize his act for a better career.
He's not just dark comedy. He's the black hole of comedy.
Currently reading his book "Digging up Mother" . Heartfelt and hilarious. Read it.
I like the testimonial, and with that said I'm wondering if he has an audiobook narrated by him by now. But if not, I'm still buying the actual book👍 👍🖐️plus my like and reply hopefully bumps your comment up some😁
This is Not Fame is brilliant as well. I'm sure everyone's already aware of what a genius Doug is but it has some practical shit like how you can smoke in rental cars and get away with it. Shit like that.
I think that’ll be my next book 🙂.
@@Xubelo Read it, read it :)
Digging up Mother was voiced by him in the audiobook (pretty sure), plus he adds so much more content because he deviates from the book with side stories
i dont laugh at doug stanhope anymore... i just close my eyes and nod...
You've been listening for awhile.
I do both
I nod . .and laugh hysterically
@@clarencep90 that and you can't listen to stanhope sober, it's sacrelig
"In the last 15 years whatever I've learned it just made me more depressed.."
F*ckin' right!
They say highlight positivity.
But i hardly see anything positive at this point.
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72 'dislikes'!?!? Who accidentally clicks on a Doug Stanhope video? This is his best recording! Absolutely fucking genius. Anyone who doesn't like this is taking up too much space. And oxygen.
Mark Baker Doug’s like animal porn, it’s not for everyone.
Animal porn makes me cum... Baa baa!
Time for another listen Bro!
Doug is without question the GOAT of comedy. By the end of his show, I can hardly breathe from laughing so hard.
"Life gave you lemons and you turned it into a golden shower."
"eewww"
Yeah, baby
😂🤣😂
lemonparty
"George Bush went to a private school where he was a cheerleader, and lived."
Joe Cseko that’s my favorite bit XD Funny. The fact that the jocks Dad’s voted him in? Priceless. Lol
Going to his gig in three weeks.😊
And how was it? How much did it have on the buzz-o-meter?
How was it?
I think he died from laughing.
Late to the party: several weeks ago I inadvertantly stumbled upon this incredibly rare genius, this amazing comedy anomaly, and I immediately found myself consumed by regret & disappointment - I'm horribly embarrassed I didn't discover Mr. Stanhope's phenomenal performances much sooner than early 2019. When I think about the dozens of hours wasted watching/listening to droves of talentless, sanitized hacks pillaging what's left of the once-sacred comedy stage, I want to scream toward the heavens to reclaim the time I pissed away on "comedians" who couldn't come close to being an infected ingrown hair on raw, edgy, brave comedy gods like Carlin, Pryor, Williams, Hicks, Burr, Geraldo, and now - for me - most certainly, Doug Stanhope.
Catching a Stanhope show in-person has just shot to the top of my very lean bucket list.
Vinnie DeJoris discovering things in time is so things happen; doesn't matter when.
His material is beyond gold.
Don't beat yourself up about it: allow me - bagsies!
You think you're late to comedy. Put: 'Best Guitar Duel Ever' into UA-cam and regret your audible history!
im supposed to be at work, they gave us a half an hour of 'wellbeing time' for our mental health, so i've decided to use it productively, and go watch a load of Doug Stanhope for 30 minutes! I'm sure that's exactly what they had in mind!
Best...comedian...ever.
James King u got that right buddy
Bill Burr number 1. Doug number 2.
Nope
@@ironsave3201 swapsies.
@@ironsave3201 Hicks*
I've been digging through the stand up I missed out in. I have to say this is the most original act I've heard in a while.
find No Refunds
He leaves no intrusive thought unturned.
This photo looks like this gig sounds. Perfect.
This is upper level.
Poetic comedy.
Homeboy is a frickin poet.
FUCK! So good. Can't believe I missed this guy live so many times. Never again.
Ive seen him twice and i was sober the second time. He is the best and even better live. Dont miss him next time
West coast.😐
stanhope is a genius. His proficiency with words is insanely academic. a drunk academic at that
An alcodemic acaholic...
Ken Lieck ok, ok., but ehm..where does it live, Ken? hm? where does it live
,?
An old condemned Ithica... Catholic school?
Or... An Alcalde in Mexico's hallway?
I realized just now, hes squidward if squidward had started drinking. Creative, cynical, self aware, lazy but also very motivated, kind but also blunt, says things how they are and not what people want them to be. Hates doing things would rather stay home, but also for some reason always finds a way to get himself into crazy adventures even if he doesn't think he wants too
Doug is one of the greats. Hope he's around for many years to come.
Bill Mayhew what are the betting odds on his suicide?
He's talked openly about it more than once. I kinda feel the same. I don't want to die a slow death or suffer if it comes to that, it's on the table. Can't fault that.
I can understand that.
:-) Either you too are an alcoholic, or you are being ironic - which is it? :-)
:-) Hee hee! :-) The "smiley" upsets you, because you take that awful depressant, called alcohol, and all signed of happiness are anathema (look it up) to a booze-sui-cider like you. So you try to discredit all positivity :-)
“Civility is a learned behavior; they don’t have that class in high school.”
-Stanhope
Love this guy.
I attended the taping of his Seeso special "DS & Friends" in March, and I can vouch for the quality, so keep a jaundiced eye out for that!
"The only reason he's not dead is he can't figure out a way to do it with pudding." -genius
Peak Stanhope. Phenomenal.
explain the pudding part pls? non english native speaker here
google pudding, it's hard to harm yourself with that kind of food.
Eh stick his head in a bowl.of it n suffocate. Am i the only d bag here
-Mommy, will God send fire ants for me some day?
-Only if you're good, only if you're good and you pray everyday then Jesus sends the bugs for you, goodnight!
brings images of Gahan Wilson cartoons...
Such an underrated comedic genius!
Girl heckler; "ten more minutes" Doug;" Why ,you about to come?"
+James D any interruption to a stand up act counts as a heckle
@@zacariasblanco6714 Look at that angry paragraph, damn...
@@RandomPlaceHolderName I get angry too when I don't get to come very often. ;)
Zacarias Blanco i guarantee you that it was a spelling mistake or he doesn't know the distinction, instead of some part of a larger plot to erode society's definition of acceptable discourse. i mean yeah fuck political correctness but if your victim complex about it is so strong that you write a paragraph about some internet stranger saying "come" instead of "cum" because you perceive it as some slight against your freedom of speech, then ur probably taking things too seriously.
that being said i just wrote a paragraph too, fuck
Come??? I don’t think that’s what he meant,,,, cum seems right
when i watch porn while listening to Doug Stanhope I am spending time at its utmost productive
Ramez N. Fucking hilarious
Blort!
Fap-fap-hahahaha...Fap-haha-Fap-Fabloooort!!
Ramez N. you right
Yeah your going to need some cocaine to even attempt it.
the only comedian that ever made my stomach hurt .
thanks for the upload
What a beautiful mind! Doug is the best
Legendary standup set. Just his ability to go from recognizing the guy who gave him the drink to remembering the email contents to finding out the guy got back with her than riffing for a minute then segwaying back into material is insane.
Doug speaks the truth on so many levels, far and away the best comedian out there today!! but he may have missed another word - COWARD AND HERO are the 2 most worn out used up words in the English language, just because your shot doesn't make you a hero, just like running at the sound of gunfire doesn't make you a Coward.
I wish I had two more hands. So, I could give this four thumbs up!
ty 4 upload
I have never laughed so hard so many times... I can't even follow that with a joke it's just the most I've ever laughed
40:38__"When i get on stage i feel like im leading you into battle,your not all gonna be here in the end"_______ Douglas Mordecai Stanhope
Holy shit Did i just figure out italics
Didn't figure out that it's _you're*_
Mordecai ............
That explains a lot.
watching him since ten years, from Gerrrrrmany. Why is this guy not more popular?
Because of the pathetic tRumpers in the Murica
Haha got to love him
"My dad used to wash my mouth out with soap"
"But that was just to get rid of any traces to DNA "😂😂
Nobody can say milky cataract eye like Doug Stanhope.
This is how comedy is supposed to be.
“Life is like Animal Porn,.... it’s not for everybody”.... wow,.... I wholeheartedly believe that although life may not be wonderful all the time it has the potential to be for some time and that’s worth living for. But what a line , cracked me up from here to the moon,... absolutely brilliant....
I appreciate his astute observations , even more the no holds barred . Brutal honesty ! Plus he's paid his dues . A real person ,his mom's stories prove it . Providing it wasn't apparent previously . Saw early clip late 90's w/ mullet . Young pup then. Good People
The evolution of MADD is pretty fascinating - the lady who created it got forced out of her own organization because she wasn't neo-Prohibitionist enough...
...one of the worst money mongering orgs out there... interesting list of Provincial Liquor vendors as sponsors... LABATT at one point too...
Isn't it amazing that that group can even exist? Why are a group of women who got fucked and got impregnated or adopted a kid are all of a sudden against 1 thing inparticular? It couldn't be because they're trying to overcompensate for the fact that they are so depressed with their own lives that they have to adopt some other cause that they really don't do anything for other than say "I'm against this". Wow it's really tough to be against things in life. Why didn't I think of that a long time ago.
To be honest who cares. The group is based around a mental illness anyway.
14:50 Hell yeah, never knew Doug had a bit with Kobe in it. Rip
So he sent an army of fire ants to tear through the drywall and then slowly chew her to death where she lay there defenseless
WT . . ?
Only if you're good :}
Thanks, Jesus.
"No one ever saw my natural ability ...; etc ...." To me that is beyond genius.
Mans a legend, even if its only in his own mind. ;) Thanks Doug, all those laughs were really worth it.
I cannot ad to the second hand smoke in a AA meeting. Live forever friend. xD
doug for president, 2020!
Dark as dark gets. Hilarious.
Thanks big time for the upload!! Fuck yeah!
thanks gor the upload!
"... she sniffs a shot of Yeager" LMMFAO
Jäger*
Stanhope. The most underrated comedian behind Patrice O'Neil. Glad he's still here.
Patrice O'Neil Never heard of him Thanks, I'll check him
Stanhope is by far the goat, Patrice may have gotten better if he didn't die, but Patrice's stand up doesn't compare to Stanhope, Patrice was best at being in the moment on o&a, no one was quicker on the spot like Patrice
@@kamelkadri2843damm i envy you... so many lolz 2 be had...
@@haloslipping3218well that's you like your opinion man, Pat tha GOAT man smh
@@haloslipping3218you simpleton. You're trying to compare comedians instead of enjoying both.
His voice in combination with his belch gives a comedian Krusty/Rick Sanchez combo.
"Put a RU486 in her drink, like a roofie...
Spittin' out stillborns in the sawdust..."
😅😅
Doug the th/dr inking mans comedien. No one comes close to this mans originality.
Mitch Hedberg was pretty good as well.Lenny Bruce was a wild card and helped start being able to say what's on most normal level peoples mind but at that time ,they were to uptight. Now to P.C.
"Shut up and eat the fucking hair!" I'd put that on the wall of my restaurant...if i had one.
the last joke of this is by far the funniest and definitely worth listening to. the whole thing was funny much appreciated I needed to laugh
Favorite comedian, hands down
21:45 Talkin about Santana high school, I almost went there. Instead I went to a school 20 miles away that had a shooting a year later. Fun stuff.
Stone Cold Stipe I'm from Holland dude but what I hear about your school systems in combination with this (gun)crazy culture you seem to have, im surprised it doesn't happen on a weekly basis. NRA-lobby should push for open-carry in highschools
indoor gangster - It only happens in states where firearms are very restricted.
MASTER BAYTOR?
James Klette False Flags to push the Leftist Loonies' & NWO's "no more guns" agenda. Fake News (mostly).
🐐- Never get tired of this set...😂😂😂
The fire ant bit just slays it.
It is so sad to me that I can share the best comedy in the world with like two other people.
this is the best comment section on youtube.
Doug you are my spirit animal.
I learned how to smoke weed in high school - and its been a skill I use every day of my life
he is the best ever eeeeeeeveeeeerrrrrrr
onpoint as usual
@ 5:18 someone shouts "Here here!" Like its 1752 lmao
Probably the same guy that said he was three score and ten years old
Haha probably!
I heard "Here Here" as I started reading this comment. Crazy I tell ya!!!! Had to check the time stamp to see if I was there.. and I was. 🤯
Maximum age for president? Who's on board in 2020?
Maximum age for the president or leader of a country should be between 54 and 58 somewhere. People older than that are out of touch know-it-all's in 99.9% of the cases who refuses to learn new stuff, change their mind or opinions no matter what and doesnt listen to reason or listen to anyone younger than themselves because of their childish egotistical "im older so im automatically right and smarter than you" Minimum age should be 28.
That was the best part. 31:16...SBN
@@montanan832 trump is 70 something and on point. The obly president ive seen call out media and government. Dude is a badass and they hated him for calling people on thier bullshit. So they harrassed him for 4 years and then cried when he told people to fight for thier rights and thier country.
Retirement age for all politicians should be the same as everybody else.
Wow, this was great performance.
the most under rated american comic of all time
Nooe
He's been the favorite of other stand-ups for a good while now. STILL my favorite - Anthony Jeselnek is brilliant - of course Steven Wright, unique well thought out short and twisted, like Emo Phillips...that Daniel Tosh can just KILL non-stop...Dave Chappelle is one of a kind funny as hell....
Louis CK, Chris Rock, Bill Burr, - there's a LOT of good talent out there like Dave Atell and Lewis Black not to mention the ones who've died the last few years - but to me Doug is the total package. I've never heard him do anything LESS than hilarious - From his young long haired days til today he's been the guy other comics envied
Half your list pissed me off,, Tosh, Chappell, Atell suck
Just a few more Pablo Franscisco , Lee Evans ,Russel Peters, Derek & Clive, Ricky Gervais, Jerry Sienfield , Jimmy Carr , Jim Carry , Jim Gaffagan, Kat Williams, Frankie Boyle, Robin Williams , Jack Dee, Jim Davidson, Victoria Woods , Brian Regan.
No Patrice..?
@Thomas Roman Jeselnik is to slow, Tosh is cool.
Corey Holcomb and Lavalle Crawford.
Awesome upload. Tnx
We were all second hand smokers when dad was driving in the winter. SHS kept us kids all cool and collected, maybe not but it didn't hurt morale on long trips.
Doug is such a wise man!
"ever drink so much your liver hurts to the touch?" yes, yes I have. fantasize about having someone scrape the scar tissue off the ol' organ drinking to stave off withdrawal right now
I feel bad for you... cause in the same boat lol
Cheers mate 👍
Sincere comedy. Also hilarious.
"Like a bird's nest full of raw meat and bacon grease."
--Doug Stanhope on the elderly female anatomy.
--2002
That's so gross, I love it
What he said about high school is too true... There's no serious consequences and the highs you'll feel as a teenager will be the best highs of your life. Adderall and weed got me through those years perfectly.
"Coward is the most misused word in society right now". Ironically, after couple of decades "hero" became the most misused word. He is definitely one of my top 5 favorite standup comedians.
Genius
"Id rather be oblivious again"
There should be a drunk driver's license partially based on IQ. If you can pass a very technical difficult driving test after drinking a 12 pack and if you also have an IQ of 140 then you should be able to drive 140mph on the highway.
so far everything he says brutal and truthfull .
@6:35 Santa is watchin' me, You can't print it if its not true, I'll use Algebra in real life, Columbus was a hero, Cops are my friend, Pot leads to heroin.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You're doing God's work, son
Yes! Someone has to be right
your aware he is an atheist right?
ohhh that's nice...you must be a trump supporter...good luck knocking your sister up, hope your dad isn't pissed you stole his girlfriend
real snappy insult there buddy, way to be original!
ohhh you gonna tell you mommie on me???
He's unique , booze is his petrol ,so honest inciteful and funny.