Doug Stanhope Die Laughing - Stand up Comedy

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  • @Cutflood
    @Cutflood 7 років тому +856

    Doug Stanhope is one of God's own prototypes. Too weird to live, too rare to die. A hybrid of Tom Waits, Bill Hicks, and other higher level conscientiousness's. All rolled within a smoking, rolling, screaming machine that is only calling to the sleeper within all of us, to waken.

    • @nickbagelboy
      @nickbagelboy 7 років тому +12

      Cutflood Tom Waits ❤❤ Speaking of which, he needs to make a comeback.

    • @swampbillies1776
      @swampbillies1776 7 років тому +5

      Cutflood well said

    • @jimiluvs2spoodge
      @jimiluvs2spoodge 7 років тому +27

      Love the hunter Thompson reference

    • @MXF11
      @MXF11 7 років тому +16

      You got that from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas!

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 7 років тому +4

      Cue entirely redundant comment thread.....

  • @raggersragnarsson6255
    @raggersragnarsson6255 2 роки тому +107

    The older you get the more you relate completely to Doug. This is life.

    • @fattyjaybird7505
      @fattyjaybird7505 2 роки тому +6

      Lol, speaking of old... " old people shouldnt be running the country" ...this aged well 😛

    • @benangotti3281
      @benangotti3281 Рік тому +1

      Truth

    • @ohmbasa
      @ohmbasa Рік тому +1

      Very true

    • @toddwareham
      @toddwareham Рік тому +4

      It's like animal porn

    • @Forlorn_Mortis
      @Forlorn_Mortis Рік тому +2

      True. Every couple years I rewatch and understand his stuff on a whole new level.

  • @brianadams5996
    @brianadams5996 3 роки тому +66

    'When i go on stage it's like i'm leading you into battle. You're not all gonna be here at the end'. My favorite comedian by far. He doesn't hold back anything.

  • @gein2287
    @gein2287 5 років тому +332

    This man should represent the entire planet when we make first contact with an alien race.

    • @samyulsan1578
      @samyulsan1578 4 роки тому +6

      Can i upvote this 100x?

    • @mattasticmattattack8546
      @mattasticmattattack8546 4 роки тому

      Naw. Thats Reggie Watts my friend.

    • @from_each_to_each_1848
      @from_each_to_each_1848 4 роки тому +1

      Especially since Terence McKenna is dead

    • @GAB-vq7re
      @GAB-vq7re 4 роки тому +2

      @@from_each_to_each_1848 Terrence would have definitely been the guy for that

    • @JayG666
      @JayG666 3 роки тому +2

      @@mattasticmattattack8546 wut?

  • @jakeo1209
    @jakeo1209 Рік тому +7

    I never heard of this guy. Then he just popped up on UA-cam and now I can't stop watching his videos, which, by the way, all an hour long. There is no such thing as taboo for him. THANK GOD!!!

  • @michaeldoran4367
    @michaeldoran4367 6 років тому +163

    Comedy is kind of like music where it's hard to choose a favorite, but Doug Stanhope is without a doubt in the conversation for me

    • @giusepperesponte8077
      @giusepperesponte8077 3 роки тому +2

      Same, the only person I’d put above him is Carlin, bill burr is up there too, close to, if not tied, any way you slice it, those are my top 3
      Edit: also, an amazing underrated comedian is Chris porter, ugly and angry has to be one of my favorite specials ever.

    • @harryradley
      @harryradley 3 роки тому +1

      When it comes to having a different angle and smart insights there's no one on Doug's level. I mean, only really bad comedians can't make you laugh, I got a laugh out of fat Bobby Kelly today but Stanhope's reasoning is on a level all of its own.

    • @sharinganchidori100
      @sharinganchidori100 2 роки тому

      Put a couple of drinks in him and send that soilder right on in

    • @BlakeNix
      @BlakeNix 11 місяців тому

      ⁠@@giusepperesponte8077Carlin is a great guy to group in there. I’d put Burr in there too. There’s so many other great comics but those guys seem to have a similar wavelength.
      That Chris Porter special was great for sure.

    • @choppertimberland139
      @choppertimberland139 7 місяців тому

      Don't forget Dolomite and Paul Mooney

  • @nicolaikarcher7186
    @nicolaikarcher7186 7 років тому +88

    "You can't commit to an emotion for lifetime." Holy shit that is true!

    • @uttaradit2
      @uttaradit2 4 роки тому +1

      or lifeline

    • @SWIFTY_WINS
      @SWIFTY_WINS 3 роки тому +5

      Pffft, tell that to Bill Burr lol.

    • @dps1689
      @dps1689 3 місяці тому

      Some people build their whole personality around that emotion. Especially nowadays how people act like a victim all the time without shame.

  • @Darakkis
    @Darakkis 7 років тому +199

    it's the small things that make him a genius, like when he casually says "two shootings ago ..."

    • @reemo6990
      @reemo6990 6 років тому +11

      he said TWO SHOOTERS AGO.....small word change but IMMENSELY different. Shootings not really funny...shooters very funny.

    • @jdc1957
      @jdc1957 3 роки тому +1

      He is Painfully Intelligent.

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 3 роки тому

      @@reemo6990 They are both equally funny. However funny you rate it.

    • @MylotheMask
      @MylotheMask 2 роки тому

      That bit got me🤣🤣

    • @jesusmejia1334
      @jesusmejia1334 5 місяців тому

      That shit was hilarious and so accurate 😂😂

  • @subiesteve2578
    @subiesteve2578 7 років тому +236

    if you believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seat belt? That's one of my favorite bits.

    • @sethtaylor7519
      @sethtaylor7519 7 років тому +15

      Insane that the crowd reacted in silence. I always enjoy hearing the line.

    • @DeezNutz-pb5py
      @DeezNutz-pb5py 7 років тому +3

      SubieSteve 25 not every accident is fatal.duh

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 6 років тому +8

      it's because they are in shock at a good point. They have to catch up. Thus why Stanhope lives on in obscurity and K heart does not.

    • @scrilla4047
      @scrilla4047 5 років тому

      I saw this in the comments and waited to hear it. I thought the video skipped because of the silence

    • @contactkeithstack
      @contactkeithstack 4 роки тому +2

      If even 1% of the religious truly believed in an afterlife paradise, phenomena like Heaven's gate and ISIS would be common. Similarly if they believed in hell like they believed the sun will rise in the morning you'd have millions upon millions living in relentless existential terror. America would be nothing, nothing, like the way it is.

  • @perfecto25
    @perfecto25 7 років тому +343

    "Life is like animal porn, its not for everyone"..
    Stanhope has the eloquence of Cicero lolol

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 7 років тому +6

      perfecto25 Cicero lol I'm playing skyrim right now!

    • @tinyturnip7676
      @tinyturnip7676 7 років тому +4

      Animal porn's a little more straightforward than life.

    • @Akirathedon92
      @Akirathedon92 6 років тому +3

      Dont ever compare stanhopes brilliance to that of a video game.

    • @SausageFingers420
      @SausageFingers420 6 років тому +18

      You simpletons know Cicero was a Roman senator known for his eloquence, right? Personally, I always thought Stanhope more akin to Cato the Elder.

    • @chuckcostello6413
      @chuckcostello6413 6 років тому

      perfecto25 ll

  • @patrickboyle932
    @patrickboyle932 4 роки тому +42

    I'm inclined to say Doug is underrated but he really couldn't be as great as he is and crawl anywhere beyond the margins of our society ... either way, he's one of the greats

    • @jaimhaas5170
      @jaimhaas5170 4 роки тому +7

      His story about helping his mom O.D. is quite intense.

    • @desynchonosisdragon9108
      @desynchonosisdragon9108 Рік тому +4

      He's the favorite of many great comedians.

    • @thewhitelodgery
      @thewhitelodgery 5 місяців тому

      Fuck it honestly, he seems like he's doin okay with his fanbase - it would be worse watching him sanitize his act for a better career.

  • @imouse3246
    @imouse3246 3 роки тому +18

    He's not just dark comedy. He's the black hole of comedy.

  • @penelope1875
    @penelope1875 6 років тому +62

    Currently reading his book "Digging up Mother" . Heartfelt and hilarious. Read it.

    • @nocturnalferalguitarist
      @nocturnalferalguitarist 5 років тому +1

      I like the testimonial, and with that said I'm wondering if he has an audiobook narrated by him by now. But if not, I'm still buying the actual book👍 👍🖐️plus my like and reply hopefully bumps your comment up some😁

    • @harryradley
      @harryradley 5 років тому +3

      This is Not Fame is brilliant as well. I'm sure everyone's already aware of what a genius Doug is but it has some practical shit like how you can smoke in rental cars and get away with it. Shit like that.

    • @Xubelo
      @Xubelo 4 роки тому +3

      I think that’ll be my next book 🙂.

    • @penelope1875
      @penelope1875 4 роки тому +2

      @@Xubelo Read it, read it :)

    • @thewhitelodgery
      @thewhitelodgery 5 місяців тому +2

      Digging up Mother was voiced by him in the audiobook (pretty sure), plus he adds so much more content because he deviates from the book with side stories

  • @TheSeeohhdee
    @TheSeeohhdee 5 років тому +182

    i dont laugh at doug stanhope anymore... i just close my eyes and nod...

    • @clarencep90
      @clarencep90 4 роки тому +14

      You've been listening for awhile.

    • @leannetaylor5313
      @leannetaylor5313 4 роки тому +6

      I do both

    • @jpmacc94
      @jpmacc94 4 роки тому +5

      I nod . .and laugh hysterically

    • @nuckels188
      @nuckels188 4 роки тому +3

      @@clarencep90 that and you can't listen to stanhope sober, it's sacrelig

  • @andrewjackdaw2511
    @andrewjackdaw2511 4 роки тому +68

    "In the last 15 years whatever I've learned it just made me more depressed.."
    F*ckin' right!

    • @mbak3d312
      @mbak3d312 4 роки тому +6

      They say highlight positivity.
      But i hardly see anything positive at this point.

    • @donHooligan
      @donHooligan 3 роки тому +2

      20

  • @markbaker749
    @markbaker749 7 років тому +39

    72 'dislikes'!?!? Who accidentally clicks on a Doug Stanhope video? This is his best recording! Absolutely fucking genius. Anyone who doesn't like this is taking up too much space. And oxygen.

  • @chas7183
    @chas7183 Рік тому +11

    Doug is without question the GOAT of comedy. By the end of his show, I can hardly breathe from laughing so hard.

  • @FrostyJim6969
    @FrostyJim6969 7 років тому +67

    "Life gave you lemons and you turned it into a golden shower."

  • @joecseko2
    @joecseko2 7 років тому +121

    "George Bush went to a private school where he was a cheerleader, and lived."

    • @theycallmethehunter5096
      @theycallmethehunter5096 5 років тому +3

      Joe Cseko that’s my favorite bit XD Funny. The fact that the jocks Dad’s voted him in? Priceless. Lol

  • @michaelperkin3575
    @michaelperkin3575 6 років тому +30

    Going to his gig in three weeks.😊

  • @vinniedejoris7041
    @vinniedejoris7041 5 років тому +10

    Late to the party: several weeks ago I inadvertantly stumbled upon this incredibly rare genius, this amazing comedy anomaly, and I immediately found myself consumed by regret & disappointment - I'm horribly embarrassed I didn't discover Mr. Stanhope's phenomenal performances much sooner than early 2019. When I think about the dozens of hours wasted watching/listening to droves of talentless, sanitized hacks pillaging what's left of the once-sacred comedy stage, I want to scream toward the heavens to reclaim the time I pissed away on "comedians" who couldn't come close to being an infected ingrown hair on raw, edgy, brave comedy gods like Carlin, Pryor, Williams, Hicks, Burr, Geraldo, and now - for me - most certainly, Doug Stanhope.
    Catching a Stanhope show in-person has just shot to the top of my very lean bucket list.

    • @professormancaptain4210
      @professormancaptain4210 5 років тому +1

      Vinnie DeJoris discovering things in time is so things happen; doesn't matter when.
      His material is beyond gold.

    • @clivewells7090
      @clivewells7090 4 роки тому +1

      Don't beat yourself up about it: allow me - bagsies!

    • @clivewells7090
      @clivewells7090 4 роки тому +1

      You think you're late to comedy. Put: 'Best Guitar Duel Ever' into UA-cam and regret your audible history!

  • @Supergoon1989
    @Supergoon1989 6 місяців тому +3

    im supposed to be at work, they gave us a half an hour of 'wellbeing time' for our mental health, so i've decided to use it productively, and go watch a load of Doug Stanhope for 30 minutes! I'm sure that's exactly what they had in mind!

  • @jamesking1033
    @jamesking1033 7 років тому +123

    Best...comedian...ever.

  • @scottdodge6979
    @scottdodge6979 4 роки тому +6

    I've been digging through the stand up I missed out in. I have to say this is the most original act I've heard in a while.

  • @edwarddistefano5143
    @edwarddistefano5143 4 роки тому +13

    He leaves no intrusive thought unturned.

  • @BlakeNix
    @BlakeNix 11 місяців тому +1

    This photo looks like this gig sounds. Perfect.

  • @SpectaclePictures
    @SpectaclePictures 2 роки тому +4

    This is upper level.
    Poetic comedy.
    Homeboy is a frickin poet.

  • @RustinChole
    @RustinChole 7 років тому +30

    FUCK! So good. Can't believe I missed this guy live so many times. Never again.

    • @llutane2
      @llutane2 7 років тому

      Ive seen him twice and i was sober the second time. He is the best and even better live. Dont miss him next time

    • @RustinChole
      @RustinChole 6 років тому

      West coast.😐

  • @Jordcurious
    @Jordcurious 7 років тому +140

    stanhope is a genius. His proficiency with words is insanely academic. a drunk academic at that

    • @kenlieck7756
      @kenlieck7756 7 років тому +24

      An alcodemic acaholic...

    • @indoorgangster
      @indoorgangster 7 років тому

      Ken Lieck ok, ok., but ehm..where does it live, Ken? hm? where does it live
      ,?

    • @kenlieck7756
      @kenlieck7756 7 років тому

      An old condemned Ithica... Catholic school?

    • @kenlieck7756
      @kenlieck7756 7 років тому

      Or... An Alcalde in Mexico's hallway?

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 2 роки тому +1

      I realized just now, hes squidward if squidward had started drinking. Creative, cynical, self aware, lazy but also very motivated, kind but also blunt, says things how they are and not what people want them to be. Hates doing things would rather stay home, but also for some reason always finds a way to get himself into crazy adventures even if he doesn't think he wants too

  • @BillM1960
    @BillM1960 7 років тому +57

    Doug is one of the greats. Hope he's around for many years to come.

    • @UnexistingChannel
      @UnexistingChannel 7 років тому +2

      Bill Mayhew what are the betting odds on his suicide?

    • @BillM1960
      @BillM1960 7 років тому +5

      He's talked openly about it more than once. I kinda feel the same. I don't want to die a slow death or suffer if it comes to that, it's on the table. Can't fault that.

    • @stevex8409
      @stevex8409 7 років тому

      I can understand that.

    • @tezzo55
      @tezzo55 7 років тому

      :-) Either you too are an alcoholic, or you are being ironic - which is it? :-)

    • @tezzo55
      @tezzo55 7 років тому

      :-) Hee hee! :-) The "smiley" upsets you, because you take that awful depressant, called alcohol, and all signed of happiness are anathema (look it up) to a booze-sui-cider like you. So you try to discredit all positivity :-)

  • @MsAdventure531
    @MsAdventure531 10 місяців тому +4

    “Civility is a learned behavior; they don’t have that class in high school.”
    -Stanhope

  • @jasonharvey4028
    @jasonharvey4028 7 років тому +27

    Love this guy.

  • @kenlieck7756
    @kenlieck7756 7 років тому +16

    I attended the taping of his Seeso special "DS & Friends" in March, and I can vouch for the quality, so keep a jaundiced eye out for that!

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 7 років тому +46

    "The only reason he's not dead is he can't figure out a way to do it with pudding." -genius

    • @pbplauralfilms
      @pbplauralfilms 7 років тому +2

      Peak Stanhope. Phenomenal.

    • @k7u7b7a7
      @k7u7b7a7 6 років тому

      explain the pudding part pls? non english native speaker here

    • @onpsxmember
      @onpsxmember 6 років тому

      google pudding, it's hard to harm yourself with that kind of food.

    • @sarikatimmi
      @sarikatimmi 6 років тому +1

      Eh stick his head in a bowl.of it n suffocate. Am i the only d bag here

  • @MWorsa
    @MWorsa 7 років тому +38

    -Mommy, will God send fire ants for me some day?
    -Only if you're good, only if you're good and you pray everyday then Jesus sends the bugs for you, goodnight!

  • @dashpratt4097
    @dashpratt4097 2 роки тому +3

    Such an underrated comedic genius!

  • @MrMattcarey
    @MrMattcarey 7 років тому +71

    Girl heckler; "ten more minutes" Doug;" Why ,you about to come?"

    • @krazyzyko
      @krazyzyko 7 років тому +16

      +James D any interruption to a stand up act counts as a heckle

    • @RandomPlaceHolderName
      @RandomPlaceHolderName 6 років тому +4

      @@zacariasblanco6714 Look at that angry paragraph, damn...

    • @dunedad6738
      @dunedad6738 6 років тому +2

      @@RandomPlaceHolderName I get angry too when I don't get to come very often. ;)

    • @frond8951
      @frond8951 5 років тому +9

      Zacarias Blanco i guarantee you that it was a spelling mistake or he doesn't know the distinction, instead of some part of a larger plot to erode society's definition of acceptable discourse. i mean yeah fuck political correctness but if your victim complex about it is so strong that you write a paragraph about some internet stranger saying "come" instead of "cum" because you perceive it as some slight against your freedom of speech, then ur probably taking things too seriously.
      that being said i just wrote a paragraph too, fuck

    • @adamclark9253
      @adamclark9253 5 років тому +1

      Come??? I don’t think that’s what he meant,,,, cum seems right

  • @allanox
    @allanox 7 років тому +140

    when i watch porn while listening to Doug Stanhope I am spending time at its utmost productive

    • @bob2nifty
      @bob2nifty 7 років тому +1

      Ramez N. Fucking hilarious

    • @onpsxmember
      @onpsxmember 6 років тому +9

      Blort!

    • @11Kralle
      @11Kralle 6 років тому +5

      Fap-fap-hahahaha...Fap-haha-Fap-Fabloooort!!

    • @Dirtvoyeur
      @Dirtvoyeur 5 років тому

      Ramez N. you right

    • @parkerjeans5777
      @parkerjeans5777 5 років тому +2

      Yeah your going to need some cocaine to even attempt it.

  • @sawthemin77
    @sawthemin77 3 роки тому +4

    the only comedian that ever made my stomach hurt .

  • @evergreenrider
    @evergreenrider 7 років тому +3

    thanks for the upload

  • @scottyrush1523
    @scottyrush1523 2 роки тому +4

    What a beautiful mind! Doug is the best

  • @michaeldietz9026
    @michaeldietz9026 4 роки тому +4

    Legendary standup set. Just his ability to go from recognizing the guy who gave him the drink to remembering the email contents to finding out the guy got back with her than riffing for a minute then segwaying back into material is insane.

  • @vanjonesen
    @vanjonesen 7 років тому +16

    Doug speaks the truth on so many levels, far and away the best comedian out there today!! but he may have missed another word - COWARD AND HERO are the 2 most worn out used up words in the English language, just because your shot doesn't make you a hero, just like running at the sound of gunfire doesn't make you a Coward.

  • @MXF11
    @MXF11 7 років тому +16

    I wish I had two more hands. So, I could give this four thumbs up!

  • @MrOutstraight
    @MrOutstraight 7 років тому +3

    ty 4 upload

  • @moribundxix
    @moribundxix 2 роки тому +3

    I have never laughed so hard so many times... I can't even follow that with a joke it's just the most I've ever laughed

  • @matthewbarrack5216
    @matthewbarrack5216 4 роки тому +14

    40:38__"When i get on stage i feel like im leading you into battle,your not all gonna be here in the end"_______ Douglas Mordecai Stanhope

    • @matthewbarrack5216
      @matthewbarrack5216 4 роки тому +2

      Holy shit Did i just figure out italics

    • @ranchurdhimster4955
      @ranchurdhimster4955 3 роки тому +1

      Didn't figure out that it's _you're*_

    • @jdc1957
      @jdc1957 3 роки тому

      Mordecai ............
      That explains a lot.

  • @reinerfunden3205
    @reinerfunden3205 3 роки тому +3

    watching him since ten years, from Gerrrrrmany. Why is this guy not more popular?

    • @MsAdventure531
      @MsAdventure531 10 місяців тому

      Because of the pathetic tRumpers in the Murica

  • @TheGamer-mj8nc
    @TheGamer-mj8nc 5 років тому +21

    Haha got to love him
    "My dad used to wash my mouth out with soap"
    "But that was just to get rid of any traces to DNA "😂😂

  • @kc-gl9wv
    @kc-gl9wv 7 років тому +11

    Nobody can say milky cataract eye like Doug Stanhope.

  •  5 років тому +6

    This is how comedy is supposed to be.

  • @francescoc.6591
    @francescoc.6591 4 роки тому +9

    “Life is like Animal Porn,.... it’s not for everybody”.... wow,.... I wholeheartedly believe that although life may not be wonderful all the time it has the potential to be for some time and that’s worth living for. But what a line , cracked me up from here to the moon,... absolutely brilliant....

    • @randybeeman7823
      @randybeeman7823 4 роки тому

      I appreciate his astute observations , even more the no holds barred . Brutal honesty ! Plus he's paid his dues . A real person ,his mom's stories prove it . Providing it wasn't apparent previously . Saw early clip late 90's w/ mullet . Young pup then. Good People

  • @rickpur100
    @rickpur100 7 років тому +39

    The evolution of MADD is pretty fascinating - the lady who created it got forced out of her own organization because she wasn't neo-Prohibitionist enough...

    • @zandarx
      @zandarx 5 років тому +3

      ...one of the worst money mongering orgs out there... interesting list of Provincial Liquor vendors as sponsors... LABATT at one point too...

    • @mikej8951
      @mikej8951 4 роки тому +4

      Isn't it amazing that that group can even exist? Why are a group of women who got fucked and got impregnated or adopted a kid are all of a sudden against 1 thing inparticular? It couldn't be because they're trying to overcompensate for the fact that they are so depressed with their own lives that they have to adopt some other cause that they really don't do anything for other than say "I'm against this". Wow it's really tough to be against things in life. Why didn't I think of that a long time ago.

    • @mikej8951
      @mikej8951 4 роки тому +1

      To be honest who cares. The group is based around a mental illness anyway.

  • @patrickbedruz6475
    @patrickbedruz6475 6 місяців тому +2

    14:50 Hell yeah, never knew Doug had a bit with Kobe in it. Rip

  • @MoraleToad
    @MoraleToad 7 років тому +93

    So he sent an army of fire ants to tear through the drywall and then slowly chew her to death where she lay there defenseless

  • @freedomwatchdog2495
    @freedomwatchdog2495 6 років тому +14

    "No one ever saw my natural ability ...; etc ...." To me that is beyond genius.

  • @lesliefulton9219
    @lesliefulton9219 4 роки тому +4

    Mans a legend, even if its only in his own mind. ;) Thanks Doug, all those laughs were really worth it.

  • @stefanmore5454
    @stefanmore5454 4 роки тому +2

    I cannot ad to the second hand smoke in a AA meeting. Live forever friend. xD

  • @aaronhuneycutt5738
    @aaronhuneycutt5738 6 років тому +7

    doug for president, 2020!

  • @reginaldtupplesworth-hackn1688
    @reginaldtupplesworth-hackn1688 6 років тому +6

    Dark as dark gets. Hilarious.

  • @vicvega861
    @vicvega861 7 років тому +10

    Thanks big time for the upload!! Fuck yeah!

  • @kato69ish
    @kato69ish 7 років тому

    thanks gor the upload!

  • @cupidstunts1879
    @cupidstunts1879 4 роки тому +6

    "... she sniffs a shot of Yeager" LMMFAO

  • @benangotti3281
    @benangotti3281 Рік тому +2

    Stanhope. The most underrated comedian behind Patrice O'Neil. Glad he's still here.

    • @kamelkadri2843
      @kamelkadri2843 Рік тому +1

      Patrice O'Neil Never heard of him Thanks, I'll check him

    • @haloslipping3218
      @haloslipping3218 Рік тому +1

      Stanhope is by far the goat, Patrice may have gotten better if he didn't die, but Patrice's stand up doesn't compare to Stanhope, Patrice was best at being in the moment on o&a, no one was quicker on the spot like Patrice

    • @Relayzy1
      @Relayzy1 Рік тому

      ​@@kamelkadri2843damm i envy you... so many lolz 2 be had...

    • @Relayzy1
      @Relayzy1 Рік тому

      ​@@haloslipping3218well that's you like your opinion man, Pat tha GOAT man smh

    • @jamesclark6487
      @jamesclark6487 Рік тому +1

      ​​@@haloslipping3218you simpleton. You're trying to compare comedians instead of enjoying both.

  • @Acceptablehandleaheada2.-_
    @Acceptablehandleaheada2.-_ 2 роки тому +2

    His voice in combination with his belch gives a comedian Krusty/Rick Sanchez combo.

  • @YaoEspirito
    @YaoEspirito 3 роки тому +2

    "Put a RU486 in her drink, like a roofie...
    Spittin' out stillborns in the sawdust..."
    😅😅

  • @johncramsie534
    @johncramsie534 6 років тому +17

    Doug the th/dr inking mans comedien. No one comes close to this mans originality.

    • @randybeeman7823
      @randybeeman7823 6 років тому

      Mitch Hedberg was pretty good as well.Lenny Bruce was a wild card and helped start being able to say what's on most normal level peoples mind but at that time ,they were to uptight. Now to P.C.

  • @guybrushthreepwood3054
    @guybrushthreepwood3054 6 років тому +2

    "Shut up and eat the fucking hair!" I'd put that on the wall of my restaurant...if i had one.

  • @nawforreal6833
    @nawforreal6833 7 років тому +4

    the last joke of this is by far the funniest and definitely worth listening to. the whole thing was funny much appreciated I needed to laugh

  • @chaztitan6457
    @chaztitan6457 9 місяців тому

    Favorite comedian, hands down

  • @I_AM_BAYTOR
    @I_AM_BAYTOR 7 років тому +12

    21:45 Talkin about Santana high school, I almost went there. Instead I went to a school 20 miles away that had a shooting a year later. Fun stuff.

    • @indoorgangster
      @indoorgangster 7 років тому +3

      Stone Cold Stipe I'm from Holland dude but what I hear about your school systems in combination with this (gun)crazy culture you seem to have, im surprised it doesn't happen on a weekly basis. NRA-lobby should push for open-carry in highschools

    • @deansmith6118
      @deansmith6118 7 років тому

      indoor gangster - It only happens in states where firearms are very restricted.

    • @traceyroyer25
      @traceyroyer25 5 років тому

      MASTER BAYTOR?

    • @traceyroyer25
      @traceyroyer25 5 років тому

      James Klette False Flags to push the Leftist Loonies' & NWO's "no more guns" agenda. Fake News (mostly).

  • @Zen_Modeling
    @Zen_Modeling 3 роки тому

    🐐- Never get tired of this set...😂😂😂

  • @kevinweddell822
    @kevinweddell822 6 років тому +7

    The fire ant bit just slays it.

  • @musicartguy1
    @musicartguy1 3 роки тому +3

    It is so sad to me that I can share the best comedy in the world with like two other people.

  • @denethorr3
    @denethorr3 4 роки тому +1

    this is the best comment section on youtube.

  • @Knight451
    @Knight451 6 років тому +3

    Doug you are my spirit animal.

  • @Robertodette
    @Robertodette 4 роки тому +2

    I learned how to smoke weed in high school - and its been a skill I use every day of my life

  • @wokafloka7192
    @wokafloka7192 7 років тому +5

    he is the best ever eeeeeeeveeeeerrrrrrr

  • @laxerolje
    @laxerolje 7 років тому +5

    onpoint as usual

  • @russellpeffer7736
    @russellpeffer7736 4 роки тому +4

    @ 5:18 someone shouts "Here here!" Like its 1752 lmao

    • @MurphmanCometh
      @MurphmanCometh 4 роки тому +2

      Probably the same guy that said he was three score and ten years old

    • @russellpeffer7736
      @russellpeffer7736 4 роки тому

      Haha probably!

    • @FagenTheArtfulDodger
      @FagenTheArtfulDodger 6 місяців тому +1

      I heard "Here Here" as I started reading this comment. Crazy I tell ya!!!! Had to check the time stamp to see if I was there.. and I was. 🤯

  • @polreamonn
    @polreamonn 4 роки тому +35

    Maximum age for president? Who's on board in 2020?

    • @montanan832
      @montanan832 4 роки тому

      Maximum age for the president or leader of a country should be between 54 and 58 somewhere. People older than that are out of touch know-it-all's in 99.9% of the cases who refuses to learn new stuff, change their mind or opinions no matter what and doesnt listen to reason or listen to anyone younger than themselves because of their childish egotistical "im older so im automatically right and smarter than you" Minimum age should be 28.

    • @natanmandala
      @natanmandala 4 роки тому

      That was the best part. 31:16...SBN

    • @doseofrealityblank7955
      @doseofrealityblank7955 3 роки тому +2

      @@montanan832 trump is 70 something and on point. The obly president ive seen call out media and government. Dude is a badass and they hated him for calling people on thier bullshit. So they harrassed him for 4 years and then cried when he told people to fight for thier rights and thier country.

    • @robshepherd3782
      @robshepherd3782 3 роки тому

      Retirement age for all politicians should be the same as everybody else.

  • @image30p
    @image30p 6 років тому +2

    Wow, this was great performance.

  • @anonymous2513456
    @anonymous2513456 4 роки тому +2

    the most under rated american comic of all time

  • @revkenordquist
    @revkenordquist 5 років тому +6

    He's been the favorite of other stand-ups for a good while now. STILL my favorite - Anthony Jeselnek is brilliant - of course Steven Wright, unique well thought out short and twisted, like Emo Phillips...that Daniel Tosh can just KILL non-stop...Dave Chappelle is one of a kind funny as hell....
    Louis CK, Chris Rock, Bill Burr, - there's a LOT of good talent out there like Dave Atell and Lewis Black not to mention the ones who've died the last few years - but to me Doug is the total package. I've never heard him do anything LESS than hilarious - From his young long haired days til today he's been the guy other comics envied

    • @adamclark9253
      @adamclark9253 5 років тому

      Half your list pissed me off,, Tosh, Chappell, Atell suck

    • @sg2massive
      @sg2massive 4 роки тому

      Just a few more Pablo Franscisco , Lee Evans ,Russel Peters, Derek & Clive, Ricky Gervais, Jerry Sienfield , Jimmy Carr , Jim Carry , Jim Gaffagan, Kat Williams, Frankie Boyle, Robin Williams , Jack Dee, Jim Davidson, Victoria Woods , Brian Regan.

    • @clivewells7090
      @clivewells7090 4 роки тому

      No Patrice..?

    • @clivewells7090
      @clivewells7090 4 роки тому +2

      @Thomas Roman Jeselnik is to slow, Tosh is cool.

    • @FagenTheArtfulDodger
      @FagenTheArtfulDodger 6 місяців тому

      Corey Holcomb and Lavalle Crawford.

  • @davidphilipsmusic
    @davidphilipsmusic 7 років тому +1

    Awesome upload. Tnx

  • @johnhughes1783
    @johnhughes1783 3 роки тому +2

    We were all second hand smokers when dad was driving in the winter. SHS kept us kids all cool and collected, maybe not but it didn't hurt morale on long trips.

  • @thetimeis1517
    @thetimeis1517 6 років тому +5

    Doug is such a wise man!

  • @kisercore666
    @kisercore666 7 років тому +22

    "ever drink so much your liver hurts to the touch?" yes, yes I have. fantasize about having someone scrape the scar tissue off the ol' organ drinking to stave off withdrawal right now

    • @drakoinx
      @drakoinx 3 роки тому +1

      I feel bad for you... cause in the same boat lol

  • @mrdog4529
    @mrdog4529 5 років тому +2

    Cheers mate 👍

  • @deares212
    @deares212 3 роки тому +1

    Sincere comedy. Also hilarious.

  • @ManicMonkey84
    @ManicMonkey84 4 роки тому +17

    "Like a bird's nest full of raw meat and bacon grease."
    --Doug Stanhope on the elderly female anatomy.
    --2002

  • @A_Dopamine_Molecule
    @A_Dopamine_Molecule 3 роки тому +2

    What he said about high school is too true... There's no serious consequences and the highs you'll feel as a teenager will be the best highs of your life. Adderall and weed got me through those years perfectly.

  • @Turco949
    @Turco949 6 місяців тому

    "Coward is the most misused word in society right now". Ironically, after couple of decades "hero" became the most misused word. He is definitely one of my top 5 favorite standup comedians.

  • @jeffreyswiderski
    @jeffreyswiderski 7 років тому +8

    Genius

  • @davidoberlin4186
    @davidoberlin4186 5 років тому +10

    "Id rather be oblivious again"

  • @nicholasagnew2792
    @nicholasagnew2792 Рік тому +1

    There should be a drunk driver's license partially based on IQ. If you can pass a very technical difficult driving test after drinking a 12 pack and if you also have an IQ of 140 then you should be able to drive 140mph on the highway.

  • @i.kaminskiy7563
    @i.kaminskiy7563 6 років тому +3

    so far everything he says brutal and truthfull .

  • @FagenTheArtfulDodger
    @FagenTheArtfulDodger 6 місяців тому

    @6:35 Santa is watchin' me, You can't print it if its not true, I'll use Algebra in real life, Columbus was a hero, Cops are my friend, Pot leads to heroin.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @OomBok
    @OomBok 7 років тому +99

    You're doing God's work, son

    • @EmeraldSunshine
      @EmeraldSunshine 7 років тому +6

      Yes! Someone has to be right

    • @TonykThemaninpink
      @TonykThemaninpink 7 років тому +2

      your aware he is an atheist right?

    • @TonykThemaninpink
      @TonykThemaninpink 7 років тому +3

      ohhh that's nice...you must be a trump supporter...good luck knocking your sister up, hope your dad isn't pissed you stole his girlfriend

    • @TonykThemaninpink
      @TonykThemaninpink 7 років тому +2

      real snappy insult there buddy, way to be original!

    • @TonykThemaninpink
      @TonykThemaninpink 7 років тому +1

      ohhh you gonna tell you mommie on me???

  • @barblessable
    @barblessable 3 роки тому +2

    He's unique , booze is his petrol ,so honest inciteful and funny.