The Doug Stanhope Shotclog Podcast - 130 - Bert Kreischer Swapcast

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  • Doug Stanhope / Bert Kreischer Swapcast. Bert ventures out to Bisbee to visit Doug for one evening in the Fun House.
    While you are at it, go buy "LIFE OF THE PARTY" by Bert Kreitscher - Available on Amazon -
    amzn.to/1hl9lcs
    Recorded Feb. 29, 2016 in the Funhouse Studio in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), Bert Kreischer (@bertkreischer), Chad Shank (@hdfatty), Bingo (@bingobingaman), Magghie O'Shea (@cavemagghie), Joe Mineau Jr. (@joemineau), Brianne Sheehan, and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Ggreg Chaille. Tracey (@Egglester) was our bartender.
    LINKS
    Ricky Gervais & Louis CK going down in a plane -
    bit.ly/1pbRLSA
    South Africa Rope Swing -
    bit.ly/1oWzlxG
    Bert’s Upcoming Shows -
    www.bertbertber...
    Bingo's Mom on Stanhope's Podcast -
    bit.ly/21XLUOE
    Doug Stanhope's Celebrity Death Pool -
    DSCDP.COM
    Pre Order Doug's book "Digging Up Mother: A Memoir" on Amazon
    Brian Hennigan's book, "Patrick Robertson: A Tale Of Adventure" Available now -
    ataleofadventur...
    Cave Magghie (@cavemagghie) sang her "Gentrification Song". Closing song, "Funeral Party", by The Mattoid. Available on iTunes.
    The Doug Stanhope Shotclog Podcast - stanhope.libsyn...
    Doug's Official UA-cam Channel - / stanhopetv
    Doug's DVD/CDs & upcoming tour dates are all available at www.DougStanhop...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 150

  • @johnclavis
    @johnclavis 8 років тому +166

    Listening to this is almost as good as having friends!

    • @Ghostie.
      @Ghostie. 8 років тому +7

      +John Clavis almost, just wait till they add video.

    • @joshclayter235
      @joshclayter235 8 років тому +7

      +John Clavis better than :)

    • @patrickkennedy6949
      @patrickkennedy6949 8 років тому +2

      +John Clavis You have 35+ thumbs up......does that make you feel popular?

    • @johnclavis
      @johnclavis 8 років тому +10

      Patrick Kennedy
      No more than having the last name "Kennedy" makes you feel rich and drunk.

    • @Thulgore
      @Thulgore 8 років тому +1

      I think better.

  • @MrBoggins1234
    @MrBoggins1234 Рік тому +2

    This is that night out you had with your pals where you repeated died from laughter. Nights like these get wedged in for ever. 😍

  • @matthewcaine8493
    @matthewcaine8493 8 років тому +14

    I'm so glad this one goes long. It's a perfect podcast if you wanna get a lot done
    while drinking and laughing. I did three years worth of back-taxes. Imma be fuckin poor-man rich inna month!

  • @TheBluzguy
    @TheBluzguy 8 років тому +8

    This podcast was pre-Bingogate, which began the next morning. Two of the most entertaining podcasters online. Thanks, guys!

  • @jayskyall
    @jayskyall 8 років тому +3

    I never saw a picture of you and bingo, had to look it up. She looks exactly how I'd expect : ) I wish you both the best!

  • @stevencharles6425
    @stevencharles6425 8 років тому +14

    Doug is the best. Bert says "literally" a lot.

    • @harold105
      @harold105 8 років тому +1

      +Steven Charles Literally the best.

    • @dst2145
      @dst2145 8 років тому +1

      Every other word.

    • @78bcat
      @78bcat 4 роки тому +1

      Literally record yourself talking for 4 hours and see how many verbal ticks you have...

  • @vrmmmm
    @vrmmmm 8 років тому +2

    It is a crime that this is not on video!!!

  • @thenbroke3258
    @thenbroke3258 8 років тому +3

    Doug, Andy and Junior on a vlog.. Hell yeah.

  • @rodneybresch9007
    @rodneybresch9007 7 років тому +7

    RIP R. May. Doug has a crystal ball somewhere.

  • @ronferraro1099
    @ronferraro1099 2 роки тому +1

    Peace brother and someday I hope to see Doug S. Embalmed and live. What a country.

  • @xoopskillet3072
    @xoopskillet3072 5 років тому +4

    Doug and Bert gold, real, will have to buy this book. Bipolar wife lithium shuffle good times

  • @darkthagoras
    @darkthagoras 8 років тому +2

    I'm enjoying this very much!

  • @jromeo350
    @jromeo350 8 років тому +6

    I really thought they forgot that they said they would eventually release some of the Manson $hit...

  • @greenblaze2010
    @greenblaze2010 4 роки тому +2

    Totally agree with BK...this needs filming. Always has! 😃

  • @andershv229
    @andershv229 8 років тому +30

    film the podcast too. not just audio.

    • @rayn_0ff
      @rayn_0ff 8 років тому +1

      +Anders Haave amin

    • @nocontrol628
      @nocontrol628 8 років тому +3

      Yeah, why don't they?

    • @kingjay8823
      @kingjay8823 8 років тому

      Why would you want them to? That's a serious question.

    • @alpayseckin1001
      @alpayseckin1001 7 років тому +1

      why wouldn't you

    • @mrtoxicwasteland
      @mrtoxicwasteland 6 років тому +2

      podcasts without video do feel "different". a great example of this is joey diaz, hes great both on and off camera But each way you experience it is Dramatically different. podcasts with audio exclusively bring the energy down tremendously which can be great for easy listeners who are preoccupied, watching a podcasts feels like a talkshow except its *Enjoyable*. anyways, that my uneducated opinion hah whats it matter?

  • @shpongled587
    @shpongled587 4 роки тому +2

    Bert came 185 times, not counting the ones on the way to the Funhouse.

  • @FeelingShred
    @FeelingShred 5 місяців тому

    What in living hell is a SHOTCLOG my dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @futzimcflipp9503
    @futzimcflipp9503 8 років тому

    Probably my favourite podcast to date.... which tells a lot more about me, than is does about the podcast...

  • @sara107610
    @sara107610 8 років тому +3

    I wish these guys were my friends

  • @Tyan0A
    @Tyan0A 8 років тому +1

    During a few moments I wonder if Bert approved this not-so-edited version.

  • @cardinalvisions556
    @cardinalvisions556 8 років тому

    This is one of the best podcasts I've ever heard.

  • @mellamolucero
    @mellamolucero 8 років тому

    this is one of the best podcasts yet, only way it could be better would be on camera for the facial expressions.

  • @TheBluzguy
    @TheBluzguy 8 років тому

    While you are at it, go preorder "DIGGING UP MOTHER". I can't wait for Amazon to ship my copy!

  • @jameskata2893
    @jameskata2893 2 роки тому +1

    at 2:47:18 if you are not laughing you may not have a soul

  • @jeraldreis
    @jeraldreis 8 років тому

    Probably my favorite and I hope podcast aside from the first one with Bert

  • @alexcoghlan1940
    @alexcoghlan1940 8 років тому

    I'm downloading Bert's audio book right now. Piss funny podcast!

  • @marcjameslevesque
    @marcjameslevesque 8 років тому

    I'm seriously not going to keep these headphones on for 3... 4 hours to figure out where the fuck this is going...I caught a laugh in the first 5 seconds...that's enough...now back to Stanhope on Netflix. : )

    • @marcjameslevesque
      @marcjameslevesque 8 років тому

      Kim Bheazley Occasionally you'll find me rambling without true purpose. It helps me cope with the meaningless of all existence. Thanks for calling me out and planting my feet firmly back on the cold stark ground where I don't want to be. : )

  • @je__.
    @je__. 11 місяців тому

    damnn how time flies

  • @dacha1992
    @dacha1992 8 років тому +1

    the police beat segment would be much funnier if bisbee had a serial killer on the loose.

  • @moseshamm564
    @moseshamm564 4 роки тому

    Doug’s friend sounds like Jack Patillo from Achievement Hunters

  • @seanmehegan3213
    @seanmehegan3213 6 років тому +1

    Bert is awesome

  • @adamwalker7726
    @adamwalker7726 Рік тому

    Epic podcast

  • @nigelprince1758
    @nigelprince1758 8 років тому

    OH SHIT ... 2 of the best this should be good

  • @funniebunnie4u
    @funniebunnie4u 7 років тому +1

    Literally, (gigglez at Bert), the BEST podcast ever! Felt like I was there with them.. just one of the guys! Thanks y'all!!

  • @jubalchaplincomedy
    @jubalchaplincomedy 5 років тому

    Well this just got good. Cameos .

  • @OtisChronicButter
    @OtisChronicButter 3 роки тому +1

    mulletsgalore.com was the website with the different kind of mullets

  • @madmoses6477
    @madmoses6477 8 років тому +1

    Jesus, Bert, let Stanhope finish a sentence.

  • @abapp
    @abapp 8 років тому +4

    Best fuckin swapcast ever! Do more of these.

  • @ampfu
    @ampfu 8 років тому

    Podcast inception!

  • @michaelhallen2808
    @michaelhallen2808 4 роки тому

    Wonder if Pauley Shore was hated by other comics or just movie critics. I liked his movies for what they were.

    • @agitatedmongoose
      @agitatedmongoose 3 роки тому

      If they did, they most likely kept it to themselves if it was at the Store, and wanted to to keep playing it back in the day. His mother had full say in a fledgling and even an established comic's future.

  • @bigpharm6685
    @bigpharm6685 7 років тому +1

    What is that song at the end of this? Anyone.

  • @kingsteve55
    @kingsteve55 8 років тому +2

    Gentrification Song, is that anywhere to be downloaded?

  • @greenblaze2010
    @greenblaze2010 4 роки тому

    I miss you crazy fuckers! ❤️

  • @collidingneurons229
    @collidingneurons229 4 роки тому +1

    love Bert as a comic, worst podcast quest ever, constantly talking over people, one upmanship, cutting people off

  • @beardymcbeardface69
    @beardymcbeardface69 Рік тому +1

    I have two recurring intrusive thoughts, one scary and the other terrifying...
    The scary one is when I'm at work in the office and I'm walking back from the kitchen with a boiling hot black tea, if someone stops to talk to me on the way back, I suddenly get a flash of imagery in my mind of throwing that boiling hot tea in their face.
    I don't want to do that, it's not an urge, at least it isn't a conscious urge. But I always put the tea down to talk with them, out of fear for whatever the hell that means and whether I might suddenly just do that.
    The terrifying one, is... when I'm at the train station, as the train is approaching I get a sudden flash of imagery in my mind of me pushing the nearest person onto the tracks as the train nears.
    Again, don't want to do that, but it is utterly terrifying. When the train approaches, I always walk well back from the edge and keep my back to the train until it stops. Freaks me right out.

  • @randymelnykowski7325
    @randymelnykowski7325 Рік тому

    Awe.. hearing how hurt Doug obviously is about bingo was pretty fucking sad.

  • @grant4735
    @grant4735 2 роки тому

    doug is the same as a tour in korea.

  • @elemenz888
    @elemenz888 8 років тому +3

    Almost a full 4 hours of good times.

    • @flopimus
      @flopimus 7 років тому

      The Dude shut up Gintoki!

  • @M76Music
    @M76Music 2 роки тому

    Doug looks like he’s staring into Brents soul through his earhole

  • @jamesbeaet5135
    @jamesbeaet5135 7 років тому +6

    No one spends 52K on a dog. The hell kind of vet is he going to!?

    • @seanmehegan3213
      @seanmehegan3213 6 років тому

      james beaet I think they meant hundred 5,000

    • @JD0x0
      @JD0x0 6 років тому +1

      no they meant 52,000. 'Cause someone guessed 5K and they worked their way up to 50k. If your dog needs surgeries, you can easily get fucked into bills like that, especially if he lives in LA.. They also then make jokes how they were buying houses in Arizona for 50k, and Bert jokes he'd rather the house than the dog. He 100% had to drop 50k on his dog.

  • @jamesbright2403
    @jamesbright2403 8 років тому +2

    rip her ears off' hahaha

  • @telerulz
    @telerulz 6 років тому

    Funniest shit ever!!!

  • @lylechippah858
    @lylechippah858 8 років тому

    i need that song

  • @EnMaC23
    @EnMaC23 8 років тому +1

    If you're looking for a new comedian to hate, check out Spencer Jones, you won't be disappointed

  • @deneilbaker
    @deneilbaker 8 років тому +3

    I can't stand the continuous porn music while she's reviewing the porn. It's awful

  • @Malegys
    @Malegys 8 років тому +1

    " & then i was like..." "but then it was like...." "naturally, it was like..."

  • @ScottTemples
    @ScottTemples 8 років тому +2

    Jesus Christ! $52K for a dog. If I had that I could pay off all my debts minus the house I just bought a few month ago, and still have enough money left over to refinance from a 30 to a 15 year mortgage.

    • @nchasz
      @nchasz 5 років тому

      I think it was $5200......not sure tho

  • @krazedgunner
    @krazedgunner 8 років тому +1

    lol fouseytube and his crying shoes

  • @patrickkennedy6949
    @patrickkennedy6949 8 років тому +2

    Is Bert's laugh genuine? Does anyone actually know?

    • @bigpopslaflare
      @bigpopslaflare 7 років тому +1

      Patrick Kennedy interesting speculation

    • @nchasz
      @nchasz 5 років тому

      It's more like a squeak

  • @Pierreisking
    @Pierreisking 8 років тому

    where can i find the gentrification song??

  • @danacorchin3742
    @danacorchin3742 5 років тому

    Valume is a benzo.

  • @freshnelly
    @freshnelly 6 років тому

    f***ING lOVE yOU dOUG!!

  • @pedalhouse8595
    @pedalhouse8595 8 років тому +1

    This would have been an awesome podcast if Bert wasn't on speed....okay it was still pretty fucking sweet because he let Doug talk once.

  • @The-D-Hoyt
    @The-D-Hoyt 8 років тому +1

    cracks me up everytime I hear the amount of money people spend on their pet(s). Some chick I dated years ago, told me how much she had spend on her lil yapping football size dog, something like 8grand. I was like, That would be a dead dog, cause at first moment I'm told more than a grand for something, we going on a field trip to the pound, and I'm coming back wit a trap-in. Oh, and me n that chick didn't date long (eye roll).

    • @Thulgore
      @Thulgore 8 років тому +1

      I'd gladly spend far more on a pet then I would on any people I know.

  • @thirdphase8567
    @thirdphase8567 5 років тому

    R.i p. The kobe Bryant of chaos

  • @glumpy6079
    @glumpy6079 5 років тому

    Doug the bug.

  • @aarongabriel2571
    @aarongabriel2571 2 роки тому

    Bill Cosby

  • @DikTrom
    @DikTrom 11 місяців тому

    am i, like, listening literally to grown up man whom, like, literally are talking like 15 year old girls, like literally , like

  • @isthatwhatemptymeans8222
    @isthatwhatemptymeans8222 6 років тому

    People should hate Amy Schumer

  • @Brian_fooking_Ferry
    @Brian_fooking_Ferry 4 місяці тому

    Oesophagus

  • @robertcreighton4635
    @robertcreighton4635 8 років тому

    what's that protest song abut being anti rich people?? its the biggest pile shite I've ever heard. I'm normally with you doug but wtf?

    • @mrtoxicwasteland
      @mrtoxicwasteland 6 років тому

      stanhope will never read this, your not doing it right

  • @angusyoung5398
    @angusyoung5398 2 роки тому

    can we stop having intro's? we're here for Doug not for some dummy taking about technical stuff

  • @patrickkennedy6949
    @patrickkennedy6949 8 років тому

    I love dogs but FUCK, they can be annoying!

  • @Cananalope
    @Cananalope 8 років тому

    christ on the fucking cross... burr and stanhope

  • @km-ug4dq
    @km-ug4dq 6 років тому

    Paul is not funny at all

  • @Supdawgjason
    @Supdawgjason 4 роки тому

    the words, glorification, exploitation, pathetic, trash, disgusting, waste of time, come to mind.....not sure why tho.....

  • @Malegys
    @Malegys 8 років тому +2

    Someone give Kreischer some decaf & switch his mic off now & then.

    • @TheCanadianDippers
      @TheCanadianDippers 8 років тому +4

      +Mahler Haze i personally don't believe that he didn't take any of the pills layin around the funhouse

    • @BTLM1917
      @BTLM1917 8 років тому +1

      +nicholas skoal same

    • @Malegys
      @Malegys 8 років тому +1

      +pab ben
      There's NOTHING funny about him what so ever!! He's just plain annoying. Too bad he got to stink up nearly 4 hours worth of what could've been a brilliant podcast. Now get back to your games console, Pab.

    • @abapp
      @abapp 8 років тому

      +Mahler Haze You think hes boring and i dont, are any of us right?

  • @bobbowie9350
    @bobbowie9350 7 років тому +1

    what a trainwreck of a podcast. bunch of drunks talking over each other. not really having any type of conversation. one lady just cackling in the background. no content what so ever.

    • @stanhopetv
      @stanhopetv  7 років тому +12

      sorry

    • @bruceleeroyshownuff9210
      @bruceleeroyshownuff9210 7 років тому +2

      Wow, you sound like you have the personality of a pile of dog shit.

    • @Peter-dk2ov
      @Peter-dk2ov 7 років тому +1

      Baba Booey
      To each their own but I fucking loved this. Stanhope and the Machine are two of the most interesting people alive today

    • @christopherdepew788
      @christopherdepew788 4 роки тому +1

      stanhopetv don’t apologize to these cretins!! Haha 2 years later and I enjoyed the fuck out of it!!

  • @Blue-balls
    @Blue-balls 5 років тому +4

    They didn’t know this in 2016 but the next comedian to hate is schaub