Troom Troom Is Actually The Worst Channel on YouTube

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  • Опубліковано 23 сер 2018
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  • @jarvis
    @jarvis  5 років тому +5201

    New Video where I try Troom Troom - ua-cam.com/video/HOUJyYaDDhw/v-deo.html

    • @avrgmn5548
      @avrgmn5548 5 років тому +21

      I try troom troom.The subject?

    • @jarrettlesueur239
      @jarrettlesueur239 5 років тому +30

      If you look at the new “stylish” keyboard there are Russian keys

    • @jahvinedwards6244
      @jahvinedwards6244 5 років тому +5

      They advertised bright side when the one with the key bord

    • @ytjiriho7026
      @ytjiriho7026 5 років тому +9

      Troom troom is the worst channel?
      Noooo...what?

    • @mexicanskeleton2910
      @mexicanskeleton2910 5 років тому +2

      Jarvis Johnson have you seen LHUGENY

  • @user-en7dx1qp3k
    @user-en7dx1qp3k 3 роки тому +6910

    Rule of thumb: If you can't explain why something is popular, chances are that the answer is children.

  • @isaiahhughes5264
    @isaiahhughes5264 4 роки тому +5278

    If your neck “ falls asleep” I think that’s called a stroke

  • @FBI-ep1ts
    @FBI-ep1ts 3 роки тому +465

    Troom Troom be like, “Want to have a phone holder but do not have a phone holder? Carve out a eggplant and place your phone inside!”

    • @zoltanbojan8035
      @zoltanbojan8035 Рік тому +15

      they actually did this but with a banana.

    • @t_nicki
      @t_nicki 8 місяців тому +4

      i think five minute crafts did this with paper clips

  • @HiBoiz-iy3vz
    @HiBoiz-iy3vz 3 роки тому +2079

    Jarvis: "I don't have any millet lying around"
    Me: laughs In bird owner

    • @hannah.montana2194
      @hannah.montana2194 3 роки тому +18

      im confused in eastern european or sth, is that not a normal thing to have around for yourself lol

    • @NotMe-ej9yz
      @NotMe-ej9yz 3 роки тому +35

      @@hannah.montana2194 I had never even heard of millet before this video, but I've definitely only ever seen it in bird feeders. Do people eat this where you're from?

    • @adelinatimercan5183
      @adelinatimercan5183 3 роки тому +9

      @@NotMe-ej9yz Although I don't know where Hanna is from, I do know that most eastern Europeans have a wide range of grains for themselves (Being an eastern European myself), mostly because we rely on agriculture to both feed and make us money.

    • @lexiconlover
      @lexiconlover 3 роки тому +1

      @@hannah.montana2194 NO!

    • @sisyphus-the-big-guy979
      @sisyphus-the-big-guy979 3 роки тому +4

      That made me lauf in russian

  • @rheaaj456
    @rheaaj456 3 роки тому +3264

    Here’s a life hack : If someones bothering you just make their neck fall asleep.
    For this Life hack you’ll need some strong hands, a lawyer and a 30 second head start.

    • @sofiaoronaa
      @sofiaoronaa 3 роки тому +79

      OH MY GOD

    • @bananasauz4337
      @bananasauz4337 3 роки тому +22

      😐

    • @rainbowcattail3367
      @rainbowcattail3367 3 роки тому +38

      😂

    • @lorddambeldoor9714
      @lorddambeldoor9714 3 роки тому +18

      Good job agant 0

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 3 роки тому +70

      I think this is a justified approach to dealing with "friends" who lurk around your home waiting to sneak on your computer.
      I mean, there are other solutions, like oh I dunno password protected screen lock, maybe locking your door, not having sociopathic friends.... But I think your idea is more in the spirit of Troom Troom.

  • @qk7x
    @qk7x 4 роки тому +3543

    Troom troom be like
    "Dont have paper to write on? By multiple plane tickets and hot glue them together!"

    • @ange0042
      @ange0042 3 роки тому +47

      LOL

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 3 роки тому +258

      You can skip that step and use $100 bills and a 12-day chemical process to remove the ink. It's not only a handy life hack, it's also very durable!!

    • @tiramiisu0
      @tiramiisu0 3 роки тому +85

      @@LunarEleven Wow, thanks for the tip! Will use 😊

    • @ULTRAKILLSLAYER
      @ULTRAKILLSLAYER 3 роки тому +47

      Google should make a definition for Troom Troom and this should be it

    • @sunaynashah620
      @sunaynashah620 3 роки тому +13

      @@LunarEleven lmao

  • @luhinopalermo7339
    @luhinopalermo7339 3 роки тому +221

    At 8:35, I think this is a reference to a Russian страшилка or пугалка, which are like scary children's rhymes, an example of which "В черном, черном городе есть черный, черный переулок" or "In the black, black city, there is a black, black alleyway", this kind of format is used in a lot of them. Usually, the last line is said loudly with the intent of scaring the other person, kind of like the original скример. Not a native speaker, so feel free to correct me.

    • @Regalecus_glesne
      @Regalecus_glesne 2 роки тому +18

      We also do have those in America. At least I did when I was growing up. Usually at the end there was a ghost or a man with long teeth. But on the playground sometimes it was just a jellybean in the “dark dark box.”

  • @Morpheus0
    @Morpheus0 3 роки тому +981

    "A black keyboard won't do, get a white one"
    Cinemasins: That's racist!

  • @dogski2822
    @dogski2822 5 років тому +14735

    It’s called 5 minute crafts, and it takes 4 days to discolor soda...

    • @MrBuinhubinh
      @MrBuinhubinh 5 років тому +550

      and they have nearly 60m subs wtf

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 5 років тому +560

      That’s just how mafia works

    • @user-jc8by2wj8g
      @user-jc8by2wj8g 5 років тому +126

      Yeah that’s really stupid

    • @maybejai
      @maybejai 5 років тому +200

      4 day crafts!

    • @mopbuckets4734
      @mopbuckets4734 5 років тому +40

      Dogski28 yeah, that’s really dumb.

  • @greymorning8389
    @greymorning8389 3 роки тому +3939

    I have the answer for all you guys confused with the “black black city ...”. In Russia it’s a common beginning of scary stories for kids like “once upon a time” in fairytales except for the black black theme can go on through the whole story and in the end it’s usually something like “ and she opened the black black box and there was a RED shoe” and you are supposed to shout it as loud as possible.

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 3 роки тому +533

      Wow. That's actually more interesting and informative than anything in the Troom Troom video was! Seems like they could have changed it to be a little more relevant to an English speaking audience, though :) glad you cleared it up.

    • @acedcoffee6934
      @acedcoffee6934 3 роки тому +108

      Oh thanks! I knew there was a method like this but it hit me only now. And yeah troom troom could've done a better job

    • @phillawrence5148
      @phillawrence5148 3 роки тому +317

      In England we say DARK DARK rather than BLACK BLACK

    • @m1lfmanilovefishing823
      @m1lfmanilovefishing823 3 роки тому +278

      it was a dark and stormy night...

    • @yerischerries3010
      @yerischerries3010 3 роки тому +129

      @@m1lfmanilovefishing823 OH that's a good parallel lmao

  • @bananasauz4337
    @bananasauz4337 3 роки тому +241

    As generic as this sounds
    Exercising is a great way to release stress
    Breathing in fresh air from outside
    feeling the sun against your skin
    Getting your blood pumping with a brisk walk
    It all just helps
    Or you get attacked by mosquitoes will inspire you to stay inside and work

  • @Abbanellie
    @Abbanellie 3 роки тому +112

    "maybe I'm uncultured, but I don't have any millet lying around" *laughs in bird trainer*

  • @tengallonhead_l1839
    @tengallonhead_l1839 4 роки тому +2551

    I have red hair and I can confirm that every one of us is named "redhead"

    • @EgyptM2007
      @EgyptM2007 4 роки тому +5

      Rangas

    • @Madura1206
      @Madura1206 4 роки тому +50

      Yea I have black hair but it is kinda racist

    • @kaylea_is_me674
      @kaylea_is_me674 4 роки тому +51

      Madura Gunasekara you do realize that hair color isn’t a race right?😂😂😂. No shade but lmao

    • @hneyboba8275
      @hneyboba8275 4 роки тому

      Hahahah

    • @guacamoli7
      @guacamoli7 4 роки тому +18

      Kaylea_is_me are you slow?

  • @ndg3115
    @ndg3115 5 років тому +2615

    A whisk can’t only whip eggs it can also
    *_WHIP REDHEAD_*

  • @456puff
    @456puff Рік тому +253

    With everything going on in Ukraine, I genuinely hope everyone involved in Troom Troom is doing ok. They're still uploading (I checked) so I guess so.

    • @mariotron8718
      @mariotron8718 Рік тому +9

      I hoped for the opposite

    • @456puff
      @456puff Рік тому +123

      @@mariotron8718 Yes, they make shitty, clickbait content, but that doesn't mean they deserve to horribly die or be held as prisoners of war by the Russians.

    • @simin7140
      @simin7140 11 місяців тому +37

      @@turdsofpoop-crappydiarrheabowl BRO WHAT?????

    • @ChronicNewb
      @ChronicNewb 10 місяців тому

      @@turdsofpoop-crappydiarrheabowlwoah there

    • @CarlosFerZar
      @CarlosFerZar 10 місяців тому +19

      Me too, No one deserves death threats, unless you made an unforgivable crime

  • @quitequeerquesadilla
    @quitequeerquesadilla 3 роки тому +76

    The fact that these channels actually started with normal, decent, maybe even good life hacks. Sure did live to become the villains

  • @Oxydeologist
    @Oxydeologist 3 роки тому +1686

    "Logan Paul, I convinced him the door was a like button"
    "*sigh* He smashed it?"
    "Yeah"

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 3 роки тому +70

      @Lewis Fisher most people don't comment until the end of the video and by then their brains are too fried to even remember what was said 14+ minutes ago.
      That, or their neck fell asleep.

    • @beatbox3620
      @beatbox3620 3 роки тому +7

      Who’s brain was fried I think it’s a lil extreme for a 14 min video lol

    • @clumpus2012
      @clumpus2012 3 роки тому +4

      @@beatbox3620 its troom troom

    • @gracefvl.
      @gracefvl. 3 роки тому +1

      @Lewis Fisher shouldve said it was a plate

    • @Bear_Song
      @Bear_Song 3 роки тому

      That was an amazing start to the video

  • @mrsuzan533
    @mrsuzan533 4 роки тому +1758

    i said this before, i'll say it again:
    troom troom couldn't make any room room for a brain brain

  • @Melonhii
    @Melonhii Рік тому +51

    as much as you can say the channel is cringe, i hope the production crew and actors are doing okay and are in a safe area

    • @jeff1.274
      @jeff1.274 11 місяців тому +6

      I second this, however it seems the actors/actresses are ok, judging by their Instagram posts. I do not know about Mr. Miroshnykov however.

    • @casandrasantander3290
      @casandrasantander3290 3 місяці тому

      What's their Instagram?

  • @arizonagreenbee
    @arizonagreenbee 3 роки тому +91

    "your neck fell asleep!"
    That's called a strokea

  • @Jeff-jj3wt
    @Jeff-jj3wt 4 роки тому +1589

    Vicky! Dolly! Daisy and Redhead!
    YOU FORGOT BLUE-EYED GIRL

  • @tofutii
    @tofutii 5 років тому +1185

    “I’m not monetizing FEELINGS JIMMY”
    This hit harder than anything I’ve ever heard

    • @Axxetto
      @Axxetto 5 років тому +6

      Indeed :(

    • @AnguishedMan
      @AnguishedMan 5 років тому +14

      Watch time
      10 Minute videos
      Ads
      Monetization

    • @mopbuckets4734
      @mopbuckets4734 5 років тому

      Marco Brines indeed. 🙁

    • @RianeBane
      @RianeBane 5 років тому +9

      Not that they monetize facts, either...

    • @tofutii
      @tofutii 5 років тому

      RianeBane so true though

  • @turtlebiscuits9303
    @turtlebiscuits9303 3 роки тому +102

    jarvis: i dont have any millet laying around
    Me: wtf is millet

  • @imlikeheroin2
    @imlikeheroin2 3 роки тому +41

    "Do you spend a lot of time in front of your computer?"
    "Yea I do!"
    * insert unskippable ad *
    🤔 Well played sir.

  • @bolognanoodles3600
    @bolognanoodles3600 4 роки тому +1442

    " iTs nOT a PrObLeM aNy MoRe "
    this video
    " ITs NoT a MOuSe AnY mOrE "

  • @austinhobbesandjustin
    @austinhobbesandjustin 4 роки тому +1519

    "If you have a black keyboard, get a white one"
    HmMmMmMmMmMmMmmm

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 4 роки тому +54

      That doesn’t sound right. I wonder...

    • @AbsoluteRatBastard
      @AbsoluteRatBastard 4 роки тому +113

      I wonder what the sounds like. Oh wait, that’s right.
      *TROOM TROOM IS RACIST CONFIRMED*

    • @silyster7590
      @silyster7590 4 роки тому +34

      @@AbsoluteRatBastard I don't who you are but its so right!!!!

    • @Kate-tp1fv
      @Kate-tp1fv 4 роки тому +28

      Racist much

    • @silly-kitty3272
      @silly-kitty3272 4 роки тому +26

      did anyone else notice the keyboard has the Russian alphabet on it? no, just me?

  • @basic_austism
    @basic_austism 2 роки тому +22

    At 5:00, im pretty sure when your body parts "falls asleep" its due to lack of circulation so if your neck "falls asleep" you'll like die or come close to it due to lack of blood flow

  • @cagywarlock7
    @cagywarlock7 3 роки тому +87

    Love content like this because I get to laugh at content farms while having the satisfaction of never giving them a single click!

  • @SloppyJoe-ke7gq
    @SloppyJoe-ke7gq 4 роки тому +914

    “Time to get rid of bad thoughts!”
    Screw emotional support animals, therapists, antidepressants, or anything else like that, just make a massage tool out of the whisk you got off Amazon one time when you were drunk.

    • @yuewang3742
      @yuewang3742 3 роки тому +14

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @pikko3664
      @pikko3664 3 роки тому +14

      Ikr screw actual helpful stuff. How could that stuff ever help you

    • @erica9220
      @erica9220 3 роки тому +7

      Oddly specific incident of buying the whisk but that makes it better😂😂

    • @ambergof7447
      @ambergof7447 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

  • @yourdeathisinevitable
    @yourdeathisinevitable 5 років тому +5470

    I watched a Troom-Troom video and I DIED
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

  • @lorenzomabalos9851
    @lorenzomabalos9851 2 роки тому +38

    I'm amazed how Troom Troom hasn't stopped producing videos despite Ukraine being invaded.

    • @jeff1.274
      @jeff1.274 11 місяців тому

      either they are blinded by their desire to exploit the YT algorithm, or working for Troom Troom is the only job they have.

    • @pip4349
      @pip4349 11 місяців тому +6

      "Redhead has stockpiled 5.56 under her bed. She loads it into her AR-12 and fires into the Russian invaders."

    • @godzdead
      @godzdead 5 місяців тому

      i think with all their youtube money the channel owner moved somewhere europe or usa long before the war started

  • @saucyhands9235
    @saucyhands9235 3 роки тому +224

    " this keyboard only makes you want to type positive words!"
    keyboard: IN RUSSIAN

    • @skena76
      @skena76 3 роки тому +29

      We only speak good thing in russia comrade!

    • @Charlotte-jm3ce
      @Charlotte-jm3ce 2 роки тому +5

      It's a Ukrainian keyboard

    • @commscan314
      @commscan314 Рік тому

      It's a Cyrillic keyboard.

    • @frog_penis
      @frog_penis Рік тому +4

      @@commscan314 here is difference between cyrillic keyboards of russian and ukrainian. Both of it has specific letters. On this keyboard you can see і and є beside to enter. This ones have only Ukrainian alphabet ehe

    • @lizzie31
      @lizzie31 Рік тому +2

      Regardless of which language it's in, why is it being a non-English keyboard even an issue??? Not everyone in the world speaks English? Other cultures and languages exist?? Am I missing something or is this yet another example of weird Anglocentrism

  • @ohseespolice7419
    @ohseespolice7419 4 роки тому +355

    8:35
    I think russians are behind this Troom Troom thingy, i'll explain why:
    "In a black black ____ there is a black black ____ with a black black ___ and etc." is a template beggining of an average cliche horror story for kids. This "template" (if i can call it like that) is very popular in russian folklore and often used ironically. That means russians made this video and translated it in english without knowing that "black black horror story" meme is not a thing in other countries.

    • @pahoellyyy
      @pahoellyyy 3 роки тому +3

      Nailed it!

    • @redforest9269
      @redforest9269 3 роки тому +25

      @Da Frog Cyrillic is not unique to Russia.

    • @blarpax9061
      @blarpax9061 3 роки тому +6

      ive heard it in sweden aswell

    • @LittleSirBoy
      @LittleSirBoy 3 роки тому +25

      Oh in my country theres a different version and its in english,instead of black black its dark dark i remember it going 'in a dark dark house there is a dark dark room,in that dark dark room blah blah'

    • @ovuvuevuevueenyetuenwuevue1022
      @ovuvuevuevueenyetuenwuevue1022 3 роки тому +8

      Troom troom is based in ukraine

  • @acupthatdraws1993
    @acupthatdraws1993 4 роки тому +647

    Why do i just imagine the narrator in troom troom saying “daisy just cheated on her boyfriend!”

    • @redpanda5813
      @redpanda5813 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @redpanda5813
      @redpanda5813 4 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @cake_popduck8371
      @cake_popduck8371 3 роки тому +37

      *DAISY JUST CHEATED ON HER BOYFRIEND*
      *oh no what r we gonna do? Let’s stick a fork in his phone! That’ll help him get a girl/man!*

    • @ninteythree93
      @ninteythree93 3 роки тому +1

      Luigi is sad

    • @lilliray5837
      @lilliray5837 3 роки тому

      Im pretty sure that they have said that

  • @generalobiwankenobi8265
    @generalobiwankenobi8265 3 роки тому +27

    “We can’t have black keyboards! They are not white!” -Troom Troom, 2018

  • @tova4650
    @tova4650 3 роки тому +17

    “Maybe I’m uncultured but I don’t have any millet lying around”
    Bird owners:

  • @Stre55ed1
    @Stre55ed1 4 роки тому +965

    YoU nEvEr KnOw WhO wAnDeRs ArOuNd HeRe
    This is ur house
    Best line of 2019

  • @kingheracross8923
    @kingheracross8923 4 роки тому +905

    when I rewatch this and hear Vicky, all I think of is the phrase, “nothing better then a fresh set of nails Vicky.”

    • @inactiveaccount6884
      @inactiveaccount6884 4 роки тому +37

      i admit that every two weeks or so, i pry my nails off my fingers and toes with pliers and replace them with a fresh pair.

    • @hampuschristersson
      @hampuschristersson 4 роки тому +29

      REUSE THEM VICKY

    • @loftilara8468
      @loftilara8468 4 роки тому +3

      Same 🤣🤣

    • @jackmanning1117
      @jackmanning1117 4 роки тому +13

      The reverse shot is a Victorian ghost

    • @galyrion2858
      @galyrion2858 4 роки тому +10

      These are forbidden by Zeffo!

  • @rosiele1511
    @rosiele1511 3 роки тому +17

    I remember when my parents told me that my fingers were going to eat me if I kept singing The Finger Family song. Memories!

  • @consentclub8431
    @consentclub8431 3 роки тому +16

    "First, fill a sock with bird food..." 🥴

  • @pikawesome1
    @pikawesome1 4 роки тому +590

    9:40 "do your legs tend to fall asleep while sitting IN a computer?" try our simple life hack called a chair.

    • @yourmum101ful
      @yourmum101ful 4 роки тому +4

      "....Sitting AT a computer...."

    • @samm_2986
      @samm_2986 3 роки тому +1

      xD that s what they said!?! im dyinggg

    • @shen144
      @shen144 3 роки тому +1

      5:24

    • @marrchaney9206
      @marrchaney9206 3 роки тому

      Sim problems, am I right?

    • @4.99dollarchickenstripbask7
      @4.99dollarchickenstripbask7 3 роки тому

      They're Ukrainian, and these videos get translated horribly to English. That's why it says that.

  • @radwl
    @radwl 4 роки тому +762

    Jarvis' hoodie is the best: "Clickbait"

    • @maddieool7045
      @maddieool7045 3 роки тому +18

      As someone whos in the dream team fandom, your profile scares me.

    • @maddieool7045
      @maddieool7045 3 роки тому +1

      Yousef Mohamed Ghanem no, I only watch dreams videos lol

    • @efslgima
      @efslgima 3 роки тому

      He put on the wrong hoodie

    • @mr.cyanide4897
      @mr.cyanide4897 3 роки тому +1

      No as someone also from the dream team fandom, I totally agree XD

    • @emreakbas3182
      @emreakbas3182 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah

  • @queijonoob1160
    @queijonoob1160 3 роки тому +13

    "I'll take the mouse so she doesn't spy on me"
    Track pad: Am I a joke to you

  • @daddles.
    @daddles. 3 роки тому +12

    “make sure to blink a often as possible!”
    **proceeds to have eye seizures**

  • @MintyTheCorgi
    @MintyTheCorgi 4 роки тому +782

    In a BLACK BLACK city... "what the hell is going on?" I'm confused too Jarvis

    • @Ocyla
      @Ocyla 4 роки тому +36

      Right? My monitors have a black border, my phone is black, my ear piece is black, my headset is black, my laptop is black, my keyboards are black, my mouse is black. Bitch be hating on a popular peripheral color.

    • @MsJerrySparkle
      @MsJerrySparkle 4 роки тому +55

      as a russian i knew immediately what that was, its a start to a spooky story for scaring kids that everyone knows, it only makes sense in russian lol, they really didnt care though and put it in anyway

    • @x3a
      @x3a 4 роки тому +5

      Uh oh segregation

    • @humter
      @humter 4 роки тому +23

      In a BLACK BLACK city, everything is black. Wait a second... My eyes are closed.

    • @syndneytraharnana2423
      @syndneytraharnana2423 4 роки тому +1

      Well we all agree. Anything black is bad. If you want something that makes you happy and cheerful, be white.

  • @Beetleunderapavingslab
    @Beetleunderapavingslab 4 роки тому +739

    "Do your legs get tired from sitting in the computer?"
    Yes, I am sitting *inside* the computer. Not only are my legs tired, but they're G o n e. :)

  • @dy5c0
    @dy5c0 3 роки тому +26

    This had me crying.

  • @ovizal
    @ovizal 3 роки тому +7

    12:03 why the f*** would you take your suitcase in the water lmfao

  • @wafflekiller5148
    @wafflekiller5148 4 роки тому +907

    “Here’s a bag of money” yes, how I do all of my transactions of money

    • @andrewjenkins9965
      @andrewjenkins9965 4 роки тому +29

      I never go to the grocery store without my bag of money.

    • @mrgoldfish8791
      @mrgoldfish8791 4 роки тому +3

      Yep same

    • @CocoTheMii
      @CocoTheMii 4 роки тому +11

      “Here you go, Mrs. Mavilda. Here’s the two bags.”

    • @THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM
      @THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM 4 роки тому +6

      Also doubles as a weapon if you have enough coins in it 😂

    • @bumblaur
      @bumblaur 4 роки тому +4

      mr youtube is never wrong

  • @raccoonsgrace2232
    @raccoonsgrace2232 4 роки тому +627

    “You will only type positive things after this!”
    That and the “happy thoughts” message before was enough to convince that Troom Troom is an authoritarian state trying to control the happiness of its citizens

  • @tommythevaporeon2903
    @tommythevaporeon2903 3 роки тому +16

    I agree with you troom troom and 5minute hacks are the worst
    Fun Fact: 5 minute hacks is not 5 minutes

    • @r3io4mf
      @r3io4mf 3 роки тому +1

      it is crafts

    • @r3io4mf
      @r3io4mf 3 роки тому +1

      but yes they still suck

  • @froggdoggs8551
    @froggdoggs8551 3 роки тому +5

    9:55 moving your eyes up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right will actually clip you through the floor and straight into hell

    • @eddykidplayzyt
      @eddykidplayzyt 2 роки тому +1

      You have to wavedash into a wall just after you do it though

  • @chuckylowlegs2827
    @chuckylowlegs2827 4 роки тому +563

    Ah, yes my favorite web series character,
    *R E D H E A D*

  • @LeedleStudios
    @LeedleStudios 5 років тому +586

    "In a black, black city..."
    Me: **jazz music stops**

    • @youtheme8035
      @youtheme8035 5 років тому +17

      CJ stops followin the damn train

    • @glocky9134
      @glocky9134 5 років тому +5

      Juice Wrld stops seeing shadows in his room

    • @therealsquimby3191
      @therealsquimby3191 5 років тому +15

      * Trades black for white *
      HOL UP

    • @mr.paperbag771
      @mr.paperbag771 4 роки тому +11

      "In a black, black neighborhood..."

    • @Wendi_The_Goon
      @Wendi_The_Goon 4 роки тому +2

      Michael Bay narration, "In a world where everything's black."

  • @victinistealth5756
    @victinistealth5756 3 роки тому +6

    1:47 “my mum is a dog, my dad is a banana, who am I?” Cracked me up 😂😂

  • @hennessyprentiss5864
    @hennessyprentiss5864 3 роки тому +5

    i have so many tabs pulled up that in between switching between videos, an episode of spongebob started playing on one tab while i watched this and i honestly thought it was just an editing choice you made for your video to like convey your confusion about the life hacks

  • @soulsearcher7077
    @soulsearcher7077 4 роки тому +756

    5 Minutes Crafts has to be sponsored by Coca-Cola. Nobody has this many Coke bottles and cans just laying around

    • @dead9247
      @dead9247 4 роки тому +3

      Makes sense.

    • @DarlyFofa
      @DarlyFofa 4 роки тому +3

      And hot glue. And toothpaste. And baking soda.

    • @lennyluvr
      @lennyluvr 4 роки тому +16

      Undeclared sponsorships? WAIT, THAT’S ILLEGAL...

    • @captainflowers748
      @captainflowers748 4 роки тому +4

      .... I did

    • @memebeater5726
      @memebeater5726 4 роки тому +8

      Possible sponsors : Coca cola and Colgate.

  • @elysium_xvx6569
    @elysium_xvx6569 4 роки тому +878

    Troom Troom vs Morgz
    Top 10 anime battles

    • @goompo
      @goompo 4 роки тому +34

      FBI, I’m sure there are better things to do with your time. Heard the Area 51 raid needs a helping hand...

    • @galaxyunicornstar2497
      @galaxyunicornstar2497 4 роки тому +11

      Top 10 anime : who called me?

    • @parkermeyer9660
      @parkermeyer9660 4 роки тому +11

      FBI I see u on almost all the comment sections

    • @MrProsident
      @MrProsident 4 роки тому +3

      nobody knows who will win...
      this is gonna be endgame 2

    • @humanbeing384
      @humanbeing384 4 роки тому +1

      Morgz copies other youtubers

  • @Summer-he5cd
    @Summer-he5cd 3 роки тому +8

    i think this video is just about how to stay in front of your computer forever watching their videos and not get tired of it, for example: "DOnT Go outSiDE"

  • @account5003
    @account5003 3 роки тому +9

    "Troom Troom is the worst channel on UA-cam." But what about my channel.

  • @tester1991
    @tester1991 5 років тому +538

    "I convinced Logan Paul that the door was a like button, and then he smashed it."
    I died.

  • @imprincesswolfy2565
    @imprincesswolfy2565 5 років тому +536

    Tired of a *black black* keyboard?????
    GET AN RGB ONE!

    • @sonoda944
      @sonoda944 4 роки тому +14

      Gaming keyboard nowadays smh

    • @wibs0n68
      @wibs0n68 4 роки тому +12

      @@sonoda944 Maybe in the future there will be RGB office keyboard.

    • @jayden.dayyan
      @jayden.dayyan 4 роки тому

      Riah Veal LOL same

    • @user-je7dk4mq1o
      @user-je7dk4mq1o 4 роки тому +2

      @@Matthew.211 okay, THAT was racist lol (i hate racism and any type of intolerance, May it be homophobia, sexism, racism, transphobia etc.)

    • @hamluk_
      @hamluk_ 4 роки тому

      @@weeniehutjrs8822 i think you've been wooooshed

  • @Vent_acc24
    @Vent_acc24 3 роки тому +14

    You should react to living in underwater house for 24 hours.

    • @GondsoBonso
      @GondsoBonso 3 роки тому +2

      id say comment it on a newer vid if u want him to possible see it

  • @DEMSH00T3R
    @DEMSH00T3R 2 роки тому +4

    Me: **discolors Coca-Cola**
    Also Me: Wow my life is now *waaaayyyyy easier.* My anxiety and ADD is gone, my school grades are straight A’s, oh wow my life is *way easier now.*

  • @felixroux
    @felixroux 5 років тому +358

    *she protecc*
    *she attacc*
    *but most importantly, she make stupid life haccs*

  • @BreakingWhite
    @BreakingWhite 5 років тому +613

    The real question is *why* does Red Head have a notebook?

  • @JadeAnnabelArt
    @JadeAnnabelArt 8 місяців тому +4

    Rewatching old videos, and happy to say that while Troom Troom isn't gone, it is down 8mil subs.

  • @maggiepeterson2353
    @maggiepeterson2353 2 роки тому +2

    the best thing i took away from troom trooms DIY video was to put on my blue light glasses

  • @windowsforvista
    @windowsforvista 5 років тому +443

    Can confirm - I work for UA-cam and Logan Paul smashes our doors constantly.

    • @jarvis
      @jarvis  5 років тому +33

      😂😂😂

    • @aviationdude9546
      @aviationdude9546 5 років тому +5

      Arya Boudaie I’m an air traffic controller and Shit hits the fam really quickly.

    • @Suspicious-Carl
      @Suspicious-Carl 5 років тому +5

      you work for youtube? can you give super mario logan his monitization back plz?

    • @nightwolf3368
      @nightwolf3368 5 років тому

      ye

    • @okamiblu6842
      @okamiblu6842 5 років тому +1

      Can confirm am door

  • @camlg
    @camlg 5 років тому +485

    "wHo LeT yOu In HeRe!?"
    "Logan Paul, I convinced him the door was a like button so he... He..."
    "Smashed it?"

    • @thisisepic3289
      @thisisepic3289 5 років тому +6

      Midoriya: SMAAAAASH...!
      Logan Paul: SMAAAAAAAAAASH........!

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 5 років тому +3

      *Smashed it*
      Sorry not sorry

    • @user-id1fm3kp4c
      @user-id1fm3kp4c 5 років тому +2

      @@can0cringe that sssniperwolf picture though 😂😂😂

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 5 років тому

      tough luck123 :
      As soon as she made the face I knew it was meant to be XD

    • @user-id1fm3kp4c
      @user-id1fm3kp4c 5 років тому

      @@can0cringe XD

  • @derpyorandom
    @derpyorandom 11 місяців тому +2

    Troom Troom: have you ever been in the very relatable situation where you brutality stabbed your phone because you we bored?

  • @Tophattio
    @Tophattio 11 місяців тому +2

    2:13 you could say that that was the hack that really pushed 5-minute crafts (pause for dramatic effect) into the limelight (Ba-dum-CRASH)

  • @ellielevy9086
    @ellielevy9086 4 роки тому +662

    me: accidentally clicks on bright side video
    UA-cam: gives me thirteen different troom troom and five minute crafts vids

  • @squidwardtortellini4982
    @squidwardtortellini4982 4 роки тому +310

    1:47 "my mom is a dog and my dad is a banana. Who am I?"
    A freak of nature?

    • @coldrogue5234
      @coldrogue5234 4 роки тому +42

      Imagine walking into your bedroom and your dog is sitting there with the banana next to it whispering 'I'm pregnant with our banana child'

    • @krysmrug6478
      @krysmrug6478 4 роки тому +9

      A person with banana peels as skin and the head and legs of a dog

    • @krysmrug6478
      @krysmrug6478 4 роки тому

      @NoobPlayZ 245 like so brody can see

    • @lennyluvr
      @lennyluvr 4 роки тому +4

      A mistake?

    • @himate1666
      @himate1666 4 роки тому

      @@lennyluvr it's a penis

  • @awho_o8682
    @awho_o8682 3 роки тому +3

    11:02 Right at that part an ad played. The transition was so natural I was confused for a hot second.

  • @queensparkle4427
    @queensparkle4427 3 роки тому +8

    I’ve been wondering, on how to make a potato battery that charges my phone.

  • @ZzuriVR
    @ZzuriVR 5 років тому +340

    Troom troom: "Can we copyright strike this guy? "
    UA-cam: "Yeah sure, why not. "

    • @chs292
      @chs292 5 років тому

      Please do

    • @sparkly-chan
      @sparkly-chan 5 років тому +3

      @Matthew Margetan underrated comment 🤣

    • @dragonempress8367
      @dragonempress8367 5 років тому

      It makes life... *Slow motion* A WHOLE LOT EASIER.

    • @adorable1018
      @adorable1018 4 роки тому

      Matthew Margetan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😹👌😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

  • @danielcash689
    @danielcash689 4 роки тому +354

    "You never know who wanders around here"
    "Its your house"

  • @jesterbeatz9302
    @jesterbeatz9302 7 місяців тому +5

    Troom troom went from a diy channel to wednesday adams home vs blue cat and vampire

  • @Banoffee_Animations-Portfolios
    @Banoffee_Animations-Portfolios 3 роки тому +2

    In the intro, I thought you were about to say "The back door was open" but I still laughed 😂

  • @run4walk
    @run4walk 5 років тому +418

    "5 minute crafts"
    " Leave for *4 Days* "
    :thinking:

  • @LuzzysCartoons
    @LuzzysCartoons 4 роки тому +376

    Top worst channels on UA-cam:
    1. Troom Troom
    2. 5 Minute Crafts
    3. Actually Happened
    4. Share My story

  • @sickcunthunter
    @sickcunthunter 3 роки тому +6

    "Kids, eye strain is real, thats why I have these glasses."
    Yeah... I learnt that the hard way buddy XD
    Now i have to wear glasses when I am infront of a computer screen :(

  • @diamonddog2817
    @diamonddog2817 3 роки тому +7

    Me: jUsT uSe tHe cOmPuTeR’s 💻 InBUiLt mOusE dUmMy...
    them: but it’s 2020 dude

  • @itsyoboiivan3255
    @itsyoboiivan3255 5 років тому +507

    Mom:Your head hurts?
    Mom: *looks over at computer*

    • @olivre9872
      @olivre9872 5 років тому +28

      Mom: I T S B E C A U S E O F T H A T -
      Me: Get the fuck out of my room i am 26 years old

    • @Humanoidable
      @Humanoidable 5 років тому

      @@olivre9872 AHAHAAHAAHAHA omg this happened to me

    • @Humanoidable
      @Humanoidable 5 років тому

      @@olivre9872 Im 26 and had exactly that conv with my mom some days ago

    • @kiraaisling9603
      @kiraaisling9603 5 років тому +5

      Mom: *Neck falls asleep* WHAT THE FU-

    • @owensks
      @owensks 5 років тому

      ctrrl adeq good for you are still living at home

  • @spooky7010
    @spooky7010 5 років тому +313

    “I don’t know if I’m uncultured, but I don’t have any MiLlEt lying around”

  • @chunkymonke4766
    @chunkymonke4766 3 роки тому +6

    I’m taking the mouse...the most valuable item .... you never know who is around.... it’s your house🤣🤣.... also the computer has all your valuable information.... don’t worry as long as I have my mouse I will be protected 🤣🤣🤣

  • @topy-y-canney1635
    @topy-y-canney1635 Рік тому +2

    I hate it when my digestive system falls asleep 🙄

  • @ninecorell1927
    @ninecorell1927 5 років тому +411

    1:47
    “My moms a dog, my dads a banana, who am I?”
    One fucked up kid

    • @hobbit._hoodieboi1345
      @hobbit._hoodieboi1345 5 років тому +7

      your a microwave

    • @hobbit._hoodieboi1345
      @hobbit._hoodieboi1345 5 років тому +3

      a dirty one

    • @cheesewizard8943
      @cheesewizard8943 5 років тому +8

      I don't want to know how that would even work

    • @georgegarfunkle8232
      @georgegarfunkle8232 5 років тому +6

      @Spoono Mode This is beyond science

    • @imaginewagons6021
      @imaginewagons6021 4 роки тому +1

      @@hobbit._hoodieboi1345 MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @sugarcookie7386
    @sugarcookie7386 4 роки тому +231

    The keyboard just naturally turned white when she put the stickers on it.

  • @khairakhalila0110
    @khairakhalila0110 3 роки тому +5

    Uni soviet : fight nazi, build the first space station, fight in the cold war, etc
    Russia : still the biggest country in the world, allies with many nations
    Also russia : *troom troom*

  • @cleveridiotpart1128
    @cleveridiotpart1128 3 роки тому +2

    “So I checked out 5 minute crafts”
    10 seconds later
    “Leave for 4 days”

  • @roselaurerichard2834
    @roselaurerichard2834 4 роки тому +398

    Tired of a black keyboard?
    Then buy a black Wii remote!
    (Yes i know, I'm *really* late)

  • @peduarte2003
    @peduarte2003 5 років тому +577

    *God damn it. My neck fell asleep again*

  • @chloeavenson5698
    @chloeavenson5698 3 роки тому +1

    Love how I got an ad before Jarvis's video going "SO YOU WANNA BE AN IT PRO?!"

  • @Roncon1997
    @Roncon1997 2 роки тому +11

    I love you Jarvis and it actually isn't that outlandish for you to think that the video at 13:27 is Ukranian based on the fact that the owner of the channel, Eugene, is presumably from Ukraine, but most Ukranians are bilingual and speak both Ukranian and Russian. Because much of the popular content from that region comes from Russia and Eastern Slavic Languages (Belarusian, Ukrainian, and Russian) are very similar to Russian (both countries were a part of the USSR up until 1991 if you didn't know), both Belarus and Ukraine have a very high population of people that learned Russian growing up to the point where many are bilingual. In fact, in Belarus, 70% of the population speaks Russian while only 28% speak Belarusian (the other 2% is other languages). Anyways, sorry just thought this was kind of interesting.
    All of this to say, the language in that video is Russian. You can check this yourself by looking at Roma's UA-cam channel and checking his about page where it's listed that he's from Russia, or going back to any of his videos and copy and pasting the Russian into google translate, which will show that it is indeed Russian. Keep in mind, don't do this with a single word as UA-cam may default it to another language. For example, Google detected Bulgarian with a Russian word once because, no surprises here, these languages have some similar or exactly the same words in both languages. I don't blame you for not knowing as Russian and Ukranian also look very similar for people who don't write the language and they both use a Cyrillic alphabet, but the video is Russian.
    I still love you and you'll probably never read this but I hope you learned something from this comment if you do.

  • @aratrikachakraborty9124
    @aratrikachakraborty9124 5 років тому +743

    Jarvis: What is Troom Troom?
    I have a better question. *Why* is Troom Troom?

    • @starrysparklefun7476
      @starrysparklefun7476 5 років тому +3

      It a channel full of diy and life hack like 5-Minutes Craft they are similar channel

    • @yourdeathisinevitable
      @yourdeathisinevitable 5 років тому +2

      And how do I sit at a computer? Ahem, whatever happened to grammar, Troom-Troom?

    • @sssaaabbbeeerrr
      @sssaaabbbeeerrr 5 років тому +5

      When is troom troom

    • @mopbuckets4734
      @mopbuckets4734 5 років тому +3

      Aratrika Chakraborty where is troom troom?

    • @sloanissocoolandgreat
      @sloanissocoolandgreat 5 років тому +13

      where is troom troom?
      I'll do you one better, who is troom troom?
      I'll do you one better, WHY IS TROOM TROOM
      (do you get it)

  • @mattybcool
    @mattybcool 5 років тому +8808

    "But it can't whip eggs anymore" 😂😂😂

    • @Endercurse
      @Endercurse 5 років тому +186

      That's just a minor side effect. Please use a fork or go to your local store to buy another whisk.
      And don't even think about buying an actual headmassager spider that will probably work better AND last you longer, which costs JUST AS MUCH as a new whisk does.

    • @michaelwoodruff5752
      @michaelwoodruff5752 5 років тому +34

      You know it was a good bit when you laugh out loud by yourself

    • @frostythesnowbob607
      @frostythesnowbob607 5 років тому +1

      RIP

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 5 років тому +9

      @@Endercurse really? I just use a spoon handle if I can't find a whisk.

    • @mhafanno.1890
      @mhafanno.1890 5 років тому +3

      Matt Eldon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @tessa83
    @tessa83 3 роки тому +1

    1:48:
    My mom is a dog
    My dad is a Banana
    ...