Trying Troom Troom’s Awful Crafts 2

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  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2018
  • Well guys I’m back at it again with another video about Troom Troom. This time I’m trying to recreate some of their school related crafts. Will they work? Will I succeed in making them? There’s only one way to find out! And that’s... by watching the video obviously. So do that.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 49 тис.

  • @canadianfurrytrash906
    @canadianfurrytrash906 4 роки тому +9725

    Redhead's jeans: *exist*
    Puddle: I'm about to tarnish this girl's whole reputation.

    • @AndersonSilva-ry1pb
      @AndersonSilva-ry1pb 4 роки тому +13

      @@timmyobrien8072 wow you must look at shit comments

    • @xkokiii_m4rz
      @xkokiii_m4rz 4 роки тому +39

      bruh
      I’m just looking at your name and understand why you have it as that

    • @AndersonSilva-ry1pb
      @AndersonSilva-ry1pb 4 роки тому +7

      @@xkokiii_m4rz lol

    • @Angeloflight7
      @Angeloflight7 4 роки тому +58

      I love how she doesn't even have a real name. It's just the color of her hair lol so rude

    • @frickmehlife5407
      @frickmehlife5407 4 роки тому +12

      And her *knee!*

  • @sinjinvancleef2708
    @sinjinvancleef2708 5 років тому +9978

    I thought paperclip girl was trying to strangle herself because her reputation was tarnished

  • @madeleine916
    @madeleine916 Рік тому +3826

    It's literally 5 years in the future right now from when this video was uploaded, and I can guarantee, all my classmates are listening to their pencil sharpeners, my teacher is playing Troom Troom in her briefcase and sipping chocolate milk from her huge bright yellow tie, and one of my very mentally unstable classmates is sitting in the corner playing with a giant clay paperclip.

  • @ventiehe6210
    @ventiehe6210 Рік тому +867

    I just lost my shit at the “she figures out some unusual ways to use it!” and she just sticks the thing around her neck like she was like “stress didn’t relieve” and decided to end it 😭😭

    • @g4toress
      @g4toress 10 місяців тому +38

      Implying there's a usual way to use it.

    • @Toastie-toast-XD
      @Toastie-toast-XD 9 днів тому +3

      ​@@g4toressim scared of the usual way

  • @agentthreeohseven
    @agentthreeohseven 4 роки тому +9525

    That awkward moment when you fall into a puddle and tarnish your reputation

    • @nwalker10006
      @nwalker10006 4 роки тому +334

      That awkward moment when you fall in a puddle knee first.

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 4 роки тому +223

      That awkward moment when you're caught watching troomtroom.

    • @jackbutler354
      @jackbutler354 4 роки тому +162

      HAHA
      SOOOOOO RELATABLE
      I fall into a puddle knee-first and tarnish my reputation nearly every day!! 😂

    • @therealunslimshady471
      @therealunslimshady471 4 роки тому +41

      @@jackbutler354 ikr!

    • @ayesha6276
      @ayesha6276 4 роки тому +57

      I actually fell head first into a giant puddle though

  • @bonniestarspangled2040
    @bonniestarspangled2040 5 років тому +12240

    doctors pretending to be performing surgery but their actually applying makeup from the compact they've hidden inside the patient's spleen

  • @spacesammich5510
    @spacesammich5510 Рік тому +333

    16:43 Hello Danny from 2018. It's 5 years from now and I can confirm schools are like this. I always pretend to pay attention while sneaking a giant paperclip into a lecture.

  • @randayno934
    @randayno934 Рік тому +146

    Danny Gonzalez: the only man that can call himself daddy without making me uncomfortable in the slightest

  • @handfulmousefly
    @handfulmousefly 3 роки тому +5991

    "Well guys I-" *_UNCOPYRIGHTED CHILDREN'S MUSIC_*

    • @redforest9269
      @redforest9269 3 роки тому +45

      Why doh?

    • @redforest9269
      @redforest9269 3 роки тому +162

      @@Alex-gy4vw Thank you.
      My original theory was that it was some joke I wasn't getting (I knew the captions were written manually, I just didn't care about what his outro said.).

    • @brbrbr5976
      @brbrbr5976 3 роки тому +30

      17:13 in case someone missed

    • @zeffery101
      @zeffery101 3 роки тому +48

      @@Alex-gy4vw i had a feeling it was cuz of copyrighted music, but even if it wasn't, it was kind of a funny bit.

    • @rylancody3227
      @rylancody3227 3 роки тому +9

      9:00

  • @mateahissorry
    @mateahissorry 4 роки тому +3253

    That one moment when you've fallen into a puddle and your reputation is tarnished but then your friend pulls out a giant paperclip.

  • @mikoajk1468
    @mikoajk1468 10 місяців тому +120

    Honestly, if my friend pulled out a giant paperclip in the middle of class, my day would be made and my depression would be cured.

  • @nammy4058
    @nammy4058 Рік тому +950

    I have a really hard time falling asleep every night if I don’t rewatch Dannys videos for the 900th time. His calm voice puts me to sleep straight away. Thanks Danny ❤

    • @katenutter
      @katenutter Рік тому +31

      LITERALLY SAME

    • @alexjames6818
      @alexjames6818 Рік тому +64

      The jumpscare music at the end of this video freaked my out just now while i was trying to sleep lol

    • @nammy4058
      @nammy4058 Рік тому +14

      @@alexjames6818 always happens hahah it’s usually my indicator that I was falling asleep so I can lock my phone and drift off again 🤣

    • @Savvykitten
      @Savvykitten Рік тому +12

      Same, I fall asleep to these videos too

    • @kee7374
      @kee7374 Рік тому +5

      @@alexjames6818ikr I almost started crying

  • @redacted5078
    @redacted5078 4 роки тому +11642

    They couldve called him Greg Gonzalez what a missed opportunity

    • @LixiaWinter
      @LixiaWinter 4 роки тому +939

      Gregory Gonzalez to avoid copyright issues

    • @redacted5078
      @redacted5078 4 роки тому +178

      @@LixiaWinter Fair point

    • @chrysanthy
      @chrysanthy 4 роки тому +88

      No, fair use

    • @avatofacid774
      @avatofacid774 4 роки тому +30

      I'm new so can you explain

    • @87bees68
      @87bees68 4 роки тому +102

      Eerie Raven danny’s fanbase is called greg

  • @stankoflank7332
    @stankoflank7332 4 роки тому +2447

    Original: Danny
    Troom Troom adaptation: Stevie
    Looney Tunes adaptation: Speedy

    • @Blablablablabla392
      @Blablablablabla392 4 роки тому +41

      Amazon T-shirt Adaptation : Greg

    • @poppydelacy6961
      @poppydelacy6961 4 роки тому +9

      thank god i wasn't the only one to think that

    • @Jay-xc1ej
      @Jay-xc1ej 4 роки тому +31

      youtube adaptation: drew gooden

    • @Hydrophobiqe
      @Hydrophobiqe 4 роки тому +6

      Billion surprise toys adaptation: ChAd (one of the dads to Johnny Johnny in their vids)

    • @_leeqt2279
      @_leeqt2279 4 роки тому +2

      SunflawAnimations no fuck chad

  • @JustDEV1
    @JustDEV1 Рік тому +472

    I can’t stop thinking about how they said. “Stevey is a busy B”

  • @M2ofEMMM
    @M2ofEMMM Рік тому +356

    I really admire Danny for going in on a series of videos where he tries out hacks when he doesn't know how to cook or sew

  • @danielmoon9745
    @danielmoon9745 4 роки тому +3324

    me: she fell into a puddle and *felt so embarrassed*
    troom troom, an intellectual: *TARNISHED HER REPUTATION*

    • @galuxius1861
      @galuxius1861 4 роки тому +96

      I had a dream of something bad happening at school and I heard troom troom mocking me my narrating like this and I've never wanted to use a rock against a human more then ever before. so basically troom troom's narration causes anxiety

    • @dsfmdiya7500
      @dsfmdiya7500 4 роки тому +10

      Galuxius the UwU King
      OOF

    • @gdfakewindow8821
      @gdfakewindow8821 4 роки тому +11

      My teachers name is mrs gonzalez

    • @myDickbiG
      @myDickbiG 4 роки тому +2

      @@gdfakewindow8821 ok... then...

    • @nomochord3364
      @nomochord3364 4 роки тому +16

      Broke: embarrassment
      Woke: tarnished your reputation

  • @Asawassup
    @Asawassup 4 роки тому +3825

    13:18: “ when Sebastian is done with his cocktail-“
    WAIT I thought it was chocolate milk

    • @ronaldodekopio
      @ronaldodekopio 4 роки тому +200

      DonutQueenYASS so it’s an alcoholic chocolate milk

    • @herbwert
      @herbwert 4 роки тому +122

      Most people who watch troom troom don't even know what a cocktail is

    • @ashkatscamander8841
      @ashkatscamander8841 4 роки тому +76

      Almost every video that has some sort of drink they call it a cocktail 😂

    • @porcelain6884
      @porcelain6884 4 роки тому +32

      exposed lmao

    • @nadyadejong7388
      @nadyadejong7388 4 роки тому +34

      Shhh don’t expose him

  • @realyangjj
    @realyangjj 9 місяців тому +64

    Its been almost 5 years and i can confirm Danny predicted the future. My teachers are always hiding a laptop in their briefcase while drinking chocolate milk from their ties, there's at least 5 kids with headphones plugged into their pencil sharoeners, there's one kid in the back squuezing a giant paperclip, and the rest of the people in the room are just cardboard cutouts of themselves.

  • @Mr.Pallanza
    @Mr.Pallanza Рік тому +34

    I mean, of course. If I fell into a puddle and have my reputation tarnished, a clay-covered paperclip would most certainly make my day *_instantly_* better.

  • @laurenmartinez55
    @laurenmartinez55 4 роки тому +6712

    They use hot glue so much that they've killed the nerve endings in their finger. They can't feel pain anymore. But it came at a cost. They can no longer feel the touch of their lover's hands, nor the feeling of flowing water. The grass between their fingertips. The softness of a rose. It's quite sad really.

    • @parishthewolf1508
      @parishthewolf1508 4 роки тому +362

      That got deep, maybe I’ll try that.

    • @anotakulynx6187
      @anotakulynx6187 4 роки тому +376

      They can’t feel their squishy crafts anymore 😢

    • @paintitpeachydontforgetthe539
      @paintitpeachydontforgetthe539 4 роки тому +72

      Chance Martinez this is beautiful

    • @Lee-hs7ed
      @Lee-hs7ed 4 роки тому +95

      They gave up their humanity jojo

    • @YourMom-de4jt
      @YourMom-de4jt 4 роки тому +30

      Chance Martinez its so sad,that they will never feel water on their handsD:

  • @ChristieBrewster
    @ChristieBrewster 3 роки тому +2858

    "Hey mom, can we get Danny Gonzalez?"
    "No, we have Danny Gonzalez at home."
    Danny Gonzalez at home: 1:15

  • @dahliabarnds6310
    @dahliabarnds6310 4 місяці тому +25

    16:42
    As someone five years in the future, yes, this is very accurate.
    My personal favorite genra of pencil sharpenings is "mechanical 2B".

  • @mariatkachenko
    @mariatkachenko 9 місяців тому +51

    Rewatching this 5 years later, and I’m still laughing as hard as I did the first time watching

    • @R-SXX
      @R-SXX 5 місяців тому

      SeSeme

  • @fluffypuffy9214
    @fluffypuffy9214 4 роки тому +3841

    “ she found some unusual ways to use it “
    Chokes herself with a paper clip

    • @rosemurray857
      @rosemurray857 4 роки тому +59

      Honestly that’s what I’d do

    • @Finfinteo
      @Finfinteo 4 роки тому +60

      Kinky

    • @lolabunumoved9260
      @lolabunumoved9260 4 роки тому +10

      That what i thoughed

    • @brunoemilie8785
      @brunoemilie8785 4 роки тому +11

      I was drinking water at the same Time as reading the comments and when i read yours i burst the water Out of my mouth

    • @daph7380
      @daph7380 4 роки тому +1

      She'll do it

  • @bloom1426
    @bloom1426 4 роки тому +6531

    Troom troom should have named him drew if they really wanted to shade him

  • @Ivywestover
    @Ivywestover Рік тому +13

    OMG THE PAPERCLIP IS A THNEED

  • @_WYNGZ_
    @_WYNGZ_ 9 місяців тому +14

    16:01 NOBODY IS LEAVING UNTIL WE FIND THIS LAST PEN.

  • @drgeblaf9788
    @drgeblaf9788 3 роки тому +3914

    As a teacher, 100% did not notice the earphones in the first hack.

    • @tiyaku
      @tiyaku 3 роки тому +217

      you seem like a cool ass teacher

    • @tiyaku
      @tiyaku 3 роки тому +68

      @Kaylee Hanson ive never seen someone who spells kaylee the way i spell my name👁👄👁 das rad bro

    • @cozmo5980
      @cozmo5980 3 роки тому +98

      do you sneak chocolate milk into a tie every class?

    • @tazhodgson1915
      @tazhodgson1915 3 роки тому +25

      I’ve got a question, are teachers blind to earbuds?

    • @tazhodgson1915
      @tazhodgson1915 3 роки тому +10

      @Elena Serrano Yay! thanks for answering my question.

  • @adrielbanks2816
    @adrielbanks2816 4 роки тому +3480

    "Are you threatening to turn me into a reindeer? I won't have it."
    -Danny Gonzalez

    • @senkuishigami845
      @senkuishigami845 4 роки тому +39

      C.J Rex he won’t have it though

    • @floafy567
      @floafy567 4 роки тому +8

      *Stevie Gonzalez

    • @unlacedshoe3696
      @unlacedshoe3696 4 роки тому +8

      No that’s Drew

    • @atwat4747
      @atwat4747 4 роки тому +3

      The likes are at 666 this is perfect

    • @adrielbanks2816
      @adrielbanks2816 4 роки тому

      @@atwat4747 WAIT WHAT? YES. THANK YOU FOR POINTING THIS OUT.

  • @thedemonwrestler1179
    @thedemonwrestler1179 2 місяці тому +8

    17:13
    danny: well guys i hope-
    LOUD MUSIC: DU DU DU DU DU DU DUD UDU DUDUDU

  • @Krystal16786
    @Krystal16786 2 місяці тому +9

    16:40 as a highschool student 5 years in the future from this vid, I can confirm that we are all just disguising our music with pencil sharpeners. Our teachers also have not talked to us for years now. They only sit and stare at their blinged out brief cases and sip on their ties

  • @blackberry8281
    @blackberry8281 5 років тому +5550

    “Are you threatening to curse me and turn me into a reindeer”
    “I wOnT hAvE iT”

  • @oversimplified5217
    @oversimplified5217 4 роки тому +2491

    Danny: makes a Troom Troom video
    Stevie and Troom Troom: i'm gonna tarnish this man's reputation

  • @Molly-kn9bd
    @Molly-kn9bd 2 місяці тому +8

    13:18 “When Sebastian finishes the cocktail” … erm I thought it was meant to be for chocolate milk💀

    • @kitty_kartz
      @kitty_kartz 2 місяці тому

      I'm going to steal your toes while you sleep.

  • @lylyart
    @lylyart Рік тому +20

    i love how you can see danny slowly losing his mind throughout the video

  • @lewisedwards4058
    @lewisedwards4058 4 роки тому +4577

    “She fell into a puddle and tarnished her reputation.” Damn Ukraine is a harsh ass place..
    Edit: How exactly did this age poorly? Is it less harsh during war?

    • @ljb18ouk56
      @ljb18ouk56 4 роки тому +24

      Lol

    • @MarkJavTheBloxxer
      @MarkJavTheBloxxer 4 роки тому +23

      this offends me because im ukrainian

    • @Poop-kx3of
      @Poop-kx3of 4 роки тому +91

      Mark Jav The Bloxxer that doesnt mean anything bad abt you....... people say bad things abt the US

    • @itz_snowyowl3052
      @itz_snowyowl3052 4 роки тому +56

      Mark Jav The Bloxxer chill he/she was just making a joke.

    • @juno7149
      @juno7149 4 роки тому +2

      lmao

  • @kelseym8863
    @kelseym8863 3 роки тому +3085

    "And tarnished her reputation"
    Ah yes like a 14th century noble who has been caught in a scandal

    • @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit
      @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit 3 роки тому +87

      OH DEAR I HAVE TARNISHED MY REPUTATION!
      WHAT SHALL THOU KING THINK OF ME NOW

    • @tatertwat8226
      @tatertwat8226 3 роки тому +26

      ah yes that wench

    • @jambof
      @jambof 3 роки тому +7

      Kelsey M indeed.

    • @Vigvaro
      @Vigvaro 3 роки тому +45

      Thy wife hath commit puddle dive

    • @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit
      @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit 3 роки тому +8

      @@Vigvaro oh my

  • @waffle_scone7986
    @waffle_scone7986 2 місяці тому +5

    This just unlocked a memory of me in 6th class watching these "sneak food into class" videos and I was so inspired I put cornflakes in my pencil sharpener and proceeded to eat them on class the next day. The kid I sat next to and me ate cornflakes from my pencil sharpener all day😂😂

  • @MovedToPhantomTheUmbreon
    @MovedToPhantomTheUmbreon 3 місяці тому +6

    “Hot glue is…… H O T”
    - Danny gonzalez 2018

  • @urmom-ok3eo
    @urmom-ok3eo 5 років тому +624

    "Lowkey.. that couldve highkey.. destroyed my finger,...
    *Lowkey."*

    • @peachrose364
      @peachrose364 5 років тому +2

      I read this as he said it lmao

    • @unagi7143
      @unagi7143 5 років тому

      Comment stealer

    • @urmom-ok3eo
      @urmom-ok3eo 5 років тому +2

      @@unagi7143 bruh whatchu mean? All I did was quote what the guy said in his video without even looking through the comments. Don't get all pressed and act like a child over nothing. Ppl can have similar ideas without stealing.

    • @Osokooma
      @Osokooma 5 років тому

      @@unagi7143 I hope that you're joking

  • @goodevening2906
    @goodevening2906 3 роки тому +2351

    If they were trying to shade him, personally I would’ve gone with “Greg Gonzalez”.

    • @CatBat14
      @CatBat14 3 роки тому +23

      Pfffft lol ya don't say

    • @pizzadohpaz
      @pizzadohpaz 3 роки тому +161

      No.... CRAIG GONZALEZ

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 3 роки тому +113

      It's way more obvious when you notice all the other characters they have have weird generic non-names like "Blue eyed Blondie" or "Unicorn"
      Normally they'd probably just name him "The rude boy" or some dumb shit

    • @viennaisburger
      @viennaisburger 3 роки тому +9

      @@pizzadohpaz Craig is my last name :(

    • @crunchii891
      @crunchii891 3 роки тому +21

      @@viennaisburger Shame on you and your cows!1😡🤬😡😡

  • @the.official.sophie
    @the.official.sophie 5 місяців тому +8

    as someone five years in the future I can confirm all teachers are drinking chocolate milk out of ties, still looking for a pen in their briefcase and us students are listening to pencil shavings. thank you for your time

  • @Danny-wb5uy
    @Danny-wb5uy Рік тому +15

    Nothing hits better then 2018-2019 danny, truly a halarious era of utube

  • @willwilding3198
    @willwilding3198 5 років тому +17150

    I feel as if Danny is trying to assert dominance over me by menacingly standing throughout the video instead of sitting down

    • @MissMantha17
      @MissMantha17 5 років тому +369

      Our boy is p r e s s e d

    • @briannawatt4741
      @briannawatt4741 5 років тому +380

      U right, but I like being dominated by Danny 🤪🤪

    • @imnotcreative2534
      @imnotcreative2534 5 років тому +180

      Do-MAN-ance.

    • @Chimchimsugar
      @Chimchimsugar 5 років тому +169

      Minjo Lee I-I’m uncomfortable

    • @sol_ar_
      @sol_ar_ 5 років тому +70

      i f e e l t h e s a m e w a y

  • @svetaivanov1344
    @svetaivanov1344 2 роки тому +9944

    As a teacher I can confirm. I ALWAYS drop my pen into my briefcase and spend hours looking for it. My kids basically teach themselves. They never notice that I'm watching 5 minute crafts

  • @Cryptidmama424
    @Cryptidmama424 10 місяців тому +10

    Idk what you can do with this information, but when the silly music at the end started playing my toddler started dancing. OG ms Rachel???

  • @MaddisonAcidd
    @MaddisonAcidd Рік тому +16

    its been 5 years (pretty much) and i can confirm, my teachers are ALWAYS wearing that same tie, and looking for the same ben in their briefcases for the entire 40 min period. tbh i had no idea what they were doing bc i was to busy JAMMING OUT to my pencil sharpener

  • @shastarobin12
    @shastarobin12 2 роки тому +4473

    "Pencil Shavings" was the name of my band in high school.

  • @sila5893
    @sila5893 3 роки тому +2277

    Tell me why it took me almost TWO YEARS TO NOTICE ALL THE DAMN NUTCRACKERS

  • @Zombiewithice
    @Zombiewithice 8 місяців тому +6

    “Hey guys I hop-“ the most amazing music starts playing

  • @coffeegirl18
    @coffeegirl18 10 місяців тому +12

    10:45 - I think they meant the plastic wrap that cut flowers come in.
    I'm laughing so hard about the hot glue part 😂. The amount of times I burnt myself with it.

  • @papir2195
    @papir2195 3 роки тому +3409

    For easily listening to music in class you have to have two things
    1. Long hair
    2. wireless earbuds

    • @pussylover3000
      @pussylover3000 3 роки тому +102

      Or a beanie

    • @mimisusanti3572
      @mimisusanti3572 3 роки тому +47

      @The Despacito Use A Hoodie Instead, I Guess

    • @kokichiomasubliminals2149
      @kokichiomasubliminals2149 3 роки тому +17

      I use a yub beenie you wenies

    • @mimisusanti3572
      @mimisusanti3572 3 роки тому +18

      @@trollrat2828 Maybe Uhh Use A Earbuds With The Same Colour With Your Hair, And Make The Hair Cover Atleast Your Ear

    • @littlemanwithhat1966
      @littlemanwithhat1966 3 роки тому +20

      Kids in my class will literally have airpods completely exposed with my teacher able to see it and she won't even notice

  • @NotHimSlimJim
    @NotHimSlimJim 2 роки тому +11033

    I’m laughing at the fact it said: “she fell into a puddle and TARNISHED her REPUTATION”.

    • @amruthap6334
      @amruthap6334 2 роки тому +90

      🤣🤣seriously 6:41 had me 🤣🤣

    • @kyeees1326
      @kyeees1326 2 роки тому +118

      Literally every Diva in high school

    • @spideraba769
      @spideraba769 2 роки тому +296

      She'll never recover socially after that. She'll be a pariah forever.

    • @cloenieper7490
      @cloenieper7490 2 роки тому +30

      Kinda mood tho

    • @lampylightbulb
      @lampylightbulb 2 роки тому +170

      Same, but such a mood if you're feeling dramatic in the morning.
      *"I have fallen upon the ground into the mud and soiled my pinky finger. My reputation is eternally tarnished. Now I have no choice but to live in a cave as a pariah..."*

  • @afellouser
    @afellouser Рік тому +25

    I almost choked on my food while watching this.

  • @chad21310
    @chad21310 Рік тому +20

    that ending tho... great job Stevie!

  • @JG-kk1mr
    @JG-kk1mr 5 років тому +1667

    so many iconic youtube beefs in 2018
    pewdiepie vs t series
    logan paul vs ksi
    cody ko vs tik tok
    danny 'stevie' gonzalez vs troom troom

  • @savagelol3896
    @savagelol3896 5 років тому +4442

    If you have never burned yourself with a hot glue gun then you are legally skilled

    • @Hikayat.om.albanat
      @Hikayat.om.albanat 5 років тому +157

      Can I legally be a pumpkin

    • @ayekantspeylgud
      @ayekantspeylgud 5 років тому +119

      Souad Mouchtaj no. It’s not that time of year. You’re legally a nutcracker.

    • @krispi8562
      @krispi8562 5 років тому +22

      I am legally skilled

    • @acidbabytv
      @acidbabytv 5 років тому +16

      Im legally skilled apparently

    • @mr.potatoface6394
      @mr.potatoface6394 5 років тому +6

      Reagan Maya no your a god.

  • @MinasAntoniou
    @MinasAntoniou Рік тому +24

    "You can hide anything in this and no one would know why do u need to make a funking tie?" 💀

  • @As5h0le
    @As5h0le Рік тому +7

    For anyone wondering how to know what he is saying at the end turn on subtitles

  • @charlotte6707
    @charlotte6707 5 років тому +567

    Are you threatening to curse me and turn me into a reindeer?
    *I won’t have it*

    • @potatocannibal8004
      @potatocannibal8004 5 років тому +3

      I laughed so hard at this part🤣🤣🤣

    • @aurorasenecal
      @aurorasenecal 5 років тому +3

      your own comment is below this and i liked both of them :3

    • @charlotte6707
      @charlotte6707 5 років тому +2

      Aurora Senecal ty xx

  • @gabby4901
    @gabby4901 4 роки тому +963

    If Stevey’s name was Greg Gonzalez, then that would be all the proof we need.

    • @carbonated_coffee4569
      @carbonated_coffee4569 3 роки тому +33

      Wait, then they'll also be targeting the fandom. Y'know gregs

    • @--beru--7054
      @--beru--7054 3 роки тому +18

      Stevie looks like drew

    • @tarzan5932
      @tarzan5932 3 роки тому +6

      Serone Motale
      Stevie gooden

    • @MM-uw5uj
      @MM-uw5uj 3 роки тому +9

      One time I had to introduce myself to the
      New kid but I was watching him earlier and I ended up accidentally said G r E g

    • @sourinc9648
      @sourinc9648 3 роки тому +6

      @Micha Mariana when you’re name is Micha but you accidentally say your Name is Greg, one of the most basic (and the mightiest) male names ever

  • @TheCoolGuy981
    @TheCoolGuy981 4 місяці тому +4

    As a certified middle schooler I can confirm that I consistently see people listening to their pencil sharpeners and doing the whip AND the naynay. I would also like to add that I never knew the reason I heard questionable “noises” coming from the teachers briefcase until I saw this video.

  • @xinguan2681
    @xinguan2681 9 місяців тому +7

    17:13 I think the only way to hear Danny over the music is captions

  • @Cactusman129
    @Cactusman129 2 роки тому +11986

    Just throwing this out there, if I see a schoolteacher, one of the most stressful, underpaid, undervalued jobs in America, look over their shoulder before discreetly taking a sip from a straw poking out of their jerry-rigged canteen-tie, my first assumption isn't gonna be "Yeah that's probably chocolate milk."

    • @justanormalgamer4327
      @justanormalgamer4327 2 роки тому +258

      i did not think of that 4 some reason

    • @kyeees1326
      @kyeees1326 2 роки тому +831

      “Miss Charlie, what’s 1 + 1?
      “iM hIgH aS hElL rIgHt NoW, kId”

    • @aprilmartin7980
      @aprilmartin7980 2 роки тому +40

      8:95

    • @incongruousinquiry
      @incongruousinquiry 2 роки тому +399

      my lit teacher in senior year was absolutely getting blackout drunk on the weekends from trying to get high schoolers to engage w literature

    • @drippycity4135
      @drippycity4135 2 роки тому +12

      @the Liar no on fucking chocolate milk obviously

  • @Sarah-yd1wv
    @Sarah-yd1wv 5 років тому +697

    _lowkey, that could’ve highkey destroyed my finger_
    _lowkey_

  • @mossy_dropTHEnumb3r13M0
    @mossy_dropTHEnumb3r13M0 2 місяці тому +3

    Hey five years later here. Can confirm. I fucking love rocking out to my pencil sharpener

  • @kaishutup
    @kaishutup 4 місяці тому +6

    16:44
    5 years into the future, and this is correct.

  • @angelaroosee
    @angelaroosee 5 років тому +1098

    this deserves to blow up again!!!!!

  • @yalllouu1094
    @yalllouu1094 5 років тому +483

    "she fell into a puddle and *tarnished* her reputation"
    story of my life tbh

    • @Petepeatpeet
      @Petepeatpeet 5 років тому +6

      Yalllouu got the tip of her knee wet and TARNISHED HER REPUTATION. Brutal

  • @Salamander_rose
    @Salamander_rose 4 місяці тому +6

    It’s been 5 years since this video was posted and when I walk into class I see my classmates listening to their pencil sharpeners and holding onto big paper clips and teachers are “dropping their pens in their brief cases”, good job on predicting the future Danny! (Or should I say Stevie)

    • @YouStupidCaveman
      @YouStupidCaveman 4 місяці тому +2

      Ikr my teacher is wearing this really wide tie.

  • @MORP1234
    @MORP1234 Місяць тому +5

    But the fact that they called someone red hair

  • @syrmor
    @syrmor 5 років тому +26840

    "She fell into a puddle and tarnished her reputation" actually sounds sorta poetic

    • @AmyDuan
      @AmyDuan 5 років тому +312

      Danny! Make a song out of it!!!!

    • @jami8555
      @jami8555 5 років тому +527

      Did you see that girl who jumped knee-first into a puddle

    • @smokey9452
      @smokey9452 5 років тому +31

      Love your vids syrmor

    • @thereseaoukar1232
      @thereseaoukar1232 5 років тому +39

      i am confusion yh omg
      Her reputation: gone

    • @lamename6624
      @lamename6624 5 років тому +17

      lol I love how many channels I watch like to watch Danny

  • @hiig6351
    @hiig6351 3 роки тому +7835

    “Drinks his favourite, chocolate milk”
    A few minutes later:”when he’s finished the cocktail”

    • @tortis6342
      @tortis6342 3 роки тому +705

      More like chocoholic milk

    • @bigfoot2639
      @bigfoot2639 3 роки тому +231

      @@tortis6342 I like you.

    • @xoalex06
      @xoalex06 3 роки тому +166

      It's a cocktail of milk and chocolate 😅

    • @joud9728
      @joud9728 3 роки тому +186

      @@bigfoot2639 modern love story

    • @somesortacatperson5492
      @somesortacatperson5492 3 роки тому +16

      Hey kiri

  • @Falxe7
    @Falxe7 Рік тому +6

    17:12 Best part of the video.

  • @AmazingDenial-ml2qh
    @AmazingDenial-ml2qh 3 місяці тому +4

    “Hot glue is hot”
    Glue: 😳

  • @laurajames5422
    @laurajames5422 5 років тому +5320

    Forget Logan Paul vs KSI... Danny vs troom troom is the biggest feud to ever face UA-cam

    • @ramialrefai5428
      @ramialrefai5428 5 років тому +62

      Laura James Danny vs Billion Surprise Toys

    • @jackcough5801
      @jackcough5801 5 років тому +26

      cody ko vs tik tok

    • @wakrz3762
      @wakrz3762 5 років тому +13

      Or pewdiepie vs t series

    • @lemonix5893
      @lemonix5893 5 років тому +19

      Forget pewdiepie vs t series. This is where it’s at

    • @awcy_rs6
      @awcy_rs6 5 років тому +27

      Danny VS Hot Glue

  • @sunionbro1048
    @sunionbro1048 3 роки тому +7675

    We need a troom troom cinematic universe I mean redhead definitely has a troubled childhood just look at that expression it’s the best gift she’s ever received

    • @unavailable1222
      @unavailable1222 2 роки тому +272

      Matpat to the rescue

    • @qiqi349
      @qiqi349 2 роки тому +63

      @@unavailable1222 Oh shi--------

    • @unavailable1222
      @unavailable1222 2 роки тому +20

      @@qiqi349 lol

    • @snail2311
      @snail2311 2 роки тому +88

      troom troom lore

    • @lich5525
      @lich5525 2 роки тому +138

      when I read this comment I didn't read the name I just saw the profile pic and was like "huh I don't remember commenting this"

  • @medina__anidem
    @medina__anidem Рік тому +7

    How am I discovering your chanel now?? You’re awesome I’m here from Drew chanel

  • @Itserica418
    @Itserica418 8 місяців тому +5

    If Danny and Drew had a child he would be Stevie

  • @kayleighsmith9008
    @kayleighsmith9008 5 років тому +3345

    Well guys I ho- *cheery music starts playing*

    • @mikumutual
      @mikumutual 5 років тому +132

      *HI-HO THE DERRY-OH*

    • @Meg-ul8nw
      @Meg-ul8nw 5 років тому +28

      spaceefreakk it is the farmer in the dale

    • @kylacutten3630
      @kylacutten3630 5 років тому +90

      yeah i was hella confused

    • @snortingstuff
      @snortingstuff 5 років тому +57

      Ya I've seen this before and that didn't happen wtf

    • @Kittycatqwq
      @Kittycatqwq 5 років тому +117

      Izzy 5210 he had copyrighted music, so he changed it

  • @americathomas4977
    @americathomas4977 3 роки тому +2138

    “Most of the students aren’t even there, they’re just cardboard cutouts of themselves”
    You know, he’s actually not far off

    • @dungww2006
      @dungww2006 3 роки тому +9

      Troll Rat
      Darude - Sandstorm

    • @nebulaartzz
      @nebulaartzz 3 роки тому +1

      Troll Rat some sort of thefatrat song.. idk I heard it before

    • @monke980
      @monke980 3 роки тому +3

      @ERIKA AMALIA PASAT why do people do this "-" why do they end their sentences like that? i get what they're trying to do but why

    • @itsJieskies
      @itsJieskies Рік тому +3

      @@monke980 its just something like, your speechless or something, idk tbh-

    • @itsJieskies
      @itsJieskies Рік тому +1

      @@monke980 it jus feels expression able

  • @geekgirl_luv4262
    @geekgirl_luv4262 Рік тому +11

    “She brought some chaos to school along with her homework” has basically been my entire vibe this semester

  • @oliviarocha5126
    @oliviarocha5126 10 місяців тому +4

    Totally love the music playing in the middle of you talking 😂

  • @tuttletuttlewood5551
    @tuttletuttlewood5551 2 роки тому +2235

    “A giant paperclip will help her”
    -Microsoft developers, when they were designing Clippy

    • @janehelms9308
      @janehelms9308 2 роки тому +47

      And they were right

    • @awaywedrove8861
      @awaywedrove8861 2 роки тому +60

      One wonders what Clippy is up to these days

    • @KornLordd
      @KornLordd 2 роки тому +44

      @@awaywedrove8861 probably living his best life

    • @le_prime4385
      @le_prime4385 2 роки тому +15

      Man I miss Clippy

    • @dxnt_bxthxr
      @dxnt_bxthxr 2 роки тому +4

      oh my god i remember clippy-

  • @_Edition-qx9hf
    @_Edition-qx9hf 4 роки тому +5028

    I want a shirt that says "I fell into a puddle and tarnished my reputation."

  • @DAVV1D
    @DAVV1D 10 місяців тому +4

    hey guys what's school like now i haven't been to school for 4 years i've only been sending my cardboard cutout

  • @gabby3036
    @gabby3036 Місяць тому +1

    11:02 "...this thick, really wide tie that no one would ever wear." Fred Jones in tears.

  • @giada3604
    @giada3604 3 роки тому +1504

    Guys, we were wrong. He isnt drew, hes stevie Gonzalez

  • @roastedtoast1151
    @roastedtoast1151 3 роки тому +13985

    it's 4am, everyone is sleeping, and I'm trying to laugh quietly

  • @Ouilma
    @Ouilma 3 місяці тому +2

    5 years in the future and I can confirm that I listen to my pencil sharpener every day while my teacher hides their laptop in a briefcase

  • @A_Person50
    @A_Person50 Місяць тому +2

    for the first one:
    we have to turn our phones in. but I have airpods. so I keep my airpods in and my spotify playlist going, and I also have long hair that goes over my ears so you can’t even see the airpods. and when i need to skip a song, i just rest my head on my hand.

  • @charlottesuzanne5423
    @charlottesuzanne5423 3 роки тому +4436

    "are you threatening to curse me, and turn me into a reindeer?!"
    Yes. That is exactly what they are doing

    • @escapethisgameescapethisga5124
      @escapethisgameescapethisga5124 3 роки тому +10

      It was Fate

    • @idk-wi4xp
      @idk-wi4xp 3 роки тому +2

      @@trollrat2828 bruh...

    • @TyTyHuh
      @TyTyHuh 3 роки тому

      Right when I read these lines he said it at the same time

    • @fubsh
      @fubsh 3 роки тому +2

      Read this exactly as it played in the vid lmao

    • @drlctr
      @drlctr 3 роки тому +2

      2:41

  • @gabrielhuff6969
    @gabrielhuff6969 5 років тому +399

    If they make a character named Greg, this theory is proven

  • @pineapplezpeno2703
    @pineapplezpeno2703 Рік тому +21

    12:44 Looks like someone had an accident

  • @katiem2639
    @katiem2639 Рік тому +8

    can someone tell me why all his old videos have weird loud music edited over the end of his video

    • @cosmicrays3472
      @cosmicrays3472 Рік тому +1

      its bc he used to use a song as his outro that eventually got copyrighted. there wasnt any way for him to remove the song, so he had to use youtube studios to add uncopyrighted music over it. thats why he made the "this video is over now" song and used it as an outro song for a whils

  • @johannapinsky305
    @johannapinsky305 5 років тому +535

    There gonna have a new character named Greg that they just abuse

    • @maygel
      @maygel 5 років тому +27

      and the leader's name is craig

  • @OmniX420
    @OmniX420 Рік тому +3

    Man’s out here fighting clones of himself

  • @annoyingkid48
    @annoyingkid48 9 місяців тому +5

    I can’t believe how much stevie gonzalez looks like danny 👀

  • @sarahb4683
    @sarahb4683 5 років тому +1581

    Nobody is talking about mr. Sebastian’s alcoholism 🤧

    • @veronicarobertson-ouedraog1406
      @veronicarobertson-ouedraog1406 4 роки тому +5

      wait what?

    • @karebear3506
      @karebear3506 4 роки тому +9

      Sir, please do a big explain

    • @the-postal-dude
      @the-postal-dude 4 роки тому +26

      @@karebear3506 It's because they said cocktail instead of chocolate milk.

    • @doggeenayter
      @doggeenayter 4 роки тому +3

      Yuka - Peachy a cocktail is a mix of fuckin drinks,it doesn’t HAVE to be,alcohol
      Edit:this was a fucking mistake because I mixed up cocktails and something else,I swear to god I can not fucking stress this enough and peachy I’m sorry.

    • @jennamarie1812
      @jennamarie1812 4 роки тому +30

      @@doggeenayter my guy you ruined a funny joke