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  • David Mitchell provides answers for the Dell Quiz!
    LIKE David Mitchell's Soapbox @ on. davidmitchellsoapbox
    David Mitchell's Soapbox DVD @ amzn.to/soapboxdvd
    Congratulations to winner Robert Portman who got a score of 6! He will now get to enjoy a Dell XPS15z!
    ABOUT DAVID MITCHELL'S SOAPBOX:
    David Mitchell, star of UK TV favourites Peep Show and That Mitchell and Webb Look, brings us his unique perspective on the issues facing men of the world today.
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  • @samwiseshanti
    @samwiseshanti 8 років тому +171

    I'm so happy I just heard Mavid Mitchell go 'weee, I'm a magic fairy!'

    • @GirGir183
      @GirGir183 4 роки тому +2

      Do people not check their comments b4 they hit the "comment" button?

    • @JackPorter
      @JackPorter 3 роки тому +2

      @@GirGir183 Mavid Ditchell

    • @GirGir183
      @GirGir183 3 роки тому +3

      @@JackPorter Ah yes, that's it. It's Mavid Ditchell's soapbox.

    • @parsnipguy2986
      @parsnipguy2986 3 роки тому +2

      @@GirGir183 perhaps you mean... Mavid Ditchell's Boapsox

  • @McBobface
    @McBobface 12 років тому +91

    Congrats, Islam, you've got your David Mitchell seal of approval.

    • @looksirdroids9134
      @looksirdroids9134 Рік тому

      It didn't need it

    • @TinyFord1
      @TinyFord1 Рік тому

      @@looksirdroids9134t should take what it can get though, because it doesn’t have anything else going for it

    • @KamikazeCommie501
      @KamikazeCommie501 5 місяців тому +1

      Lol just ignore the terror in his eyes when he said it

  • @Nick0062
    @Nick0062 13 років тому +26

    Somebody needs to utilize the sound bite of David saying 'Wee, I'm a magic fairy'. We can't just let that one slip.

  • @Grymbaldknight
    @Grymbaldknight 7 років тому +36

    It's oddly gratifying to know that Christmas fairies for some reason possess the voice of Alan Titchmarsh.

  • @ZenoFerox
    @ZenoFerox 13 років тому +20

    A video clip of David saying "Whee! I'm a magic fairy!" is doomed to be taken out of context frequently.

  • @massimookissed1023
    @massimookissed1023 7 років тому +74

    The correct actual correct answer to the Monopoly question is
    the *CAR*.
    (Because it can go on its two left wheels around the corner squares.)

    • @KindredBrujah
      @KindredBrujah 6 років тому +5

      The boot because the little dog can live in the boot, like the old woman who lives in a shoe, if there isn't another player using it.

    • @DewMan001
      @DewMan001 5 років тому +10

      And you can make pleasing screeching noises with your mouth as it does so

    • @101keiffer
      @101keiffer 4 роки тому +5

      This is completely wrong on a number of levels.
      *It has no steering wheel (not even Sean Connery could do that)!
      *It has no differential so corners would be a nightmare.
      *It has no form of independent locomotion.
      The iron is the only realistic choice as it is built for assisted propulsion; it even has a little handle on the top for a nice, even, controlled traversing of the board. It can be pushed by hand, like an iron should!

    • @rebca_
      @rebca_ 3 роки тому +3

      The only correct answer is the thimble wearing a top hat.

    • @cern1999sb
      @cern1999sb 3 роки тому +1

      David's answer from his own board was selected based on which one he liked growing up. Unless he was crazy about ironing, he has picked an objectively incorrect piece from the standard board.

  • @muffin8or
    @muffin8or 13 років тому +9

    Best soapbox in a while. It's always best when you give your own closest opinions

  • @joebleasdale5557
    @joebleasdale5557 3 роки тому +13

    I must say I’m with Finnemore on most of them. Brosnan wins best Bond purely for 90s nostalgia reasons.

  • @asterix811
    @asterix811 4 роки тому +40

    To the question of the correct religion, I was expecting David to say “The answer is... “
    then closing credits.

  • @Showsni
    @Showsni 5 років тому +18

    You only pick the iron if the ship isn't available. Because it looks a bit like a ship.

    • @albertannationalist
      @albertannationalist 3 роки тому +2

      If you put your Star Trek monopoly pieces on a normal board you can use The Enterprise. Which has to win, surely.

  • @TheSestren
    @TheSestren 13 років тому +5

    I just got an email from channelflip telling me I am a runner up in this competition! So I guess that means I won an Inspiron Duo? Awesome!

  • @gemma2101
    @gemma2101 11 років тому +22

    David looking so nervous when he says Islam! xD

    • @PhilShary
      @PhilShary 4 роки тому +6

      As one UA-camr who was making fun of Christianity said to the question:"Why did you have to make fun of Christians?" - "Because if I made fun of Islam, I would be getting death threats"

    • @GirGir183
      @GirGir183 3 роки тому +3

      Isn't he implying, as part of the comedy that he would be scared to say anything against it.

    • @looksirdroids9134
      @looksirdroids9134 Рік тому

      @@PhilShary The thing is that if anyone makes fun of Christians, they go mental also.

  • @TheMoksa
    @TheMoksa 9 років тому +24

    Correction: Dairy Milk tastes like shit now due to a certain American company

    • @dportass
      @dportass 8 років тому

      +TheMoksa I haven't found the taste change really but it has changed in Creme Eggs given they use standard milk chocolate now and not dairy milk and hershey's clearly don't understand why there used to be 6 and now changed it to 5

    • @Vossst
      @Vossst 7 років тому +1

      Cadbury's makes three different sorts of chocolate for three different markets. The USA product is sweeter and generally agreed to be rubbish in comparison.

    • @KindredBrujah
      @KindredBrujah 6 років тому +1

      Dairy Milk tastes exactly the same as it ever did. They reduced the milk content in creme eggs, but since I haven't eaten one of those since I was about 15, I've no idea whether that has made them taste worse.

  • @Mybwain
    @Mybwain 6 років тому +23

    To make a scone its cream then Sean Connery.

    • @101keiffer
      @101keiffer 4 роки тому

      No, it's jam, then Sean Connery and then Cream!

  • @gammelhund
    @gammelhund 5 років тому +5

    Actually I'm picturing Pierce Brosnan. But I suppose I'm too young, having only seen two sean bond movies and zero roger ones.

  • @djhalling
    @djhalling 5 років тому +3

    So, John Finnemore thinks that the best chocolate is a little dog, and the piece to select in monopoly is a Terry's Plain Chocolate Orange?

  • @6luealreadydead
    @6luealreadydead 4 роки тому +5

    3:58 this it literally the only reason why I hit like on this video🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️😆😂🤣😭😭💯

  • @255ad
    @255ad 13 років тому +2

    0:14 those babies where pretty firmly entrenched in the Uncanny valley

  • @pieoverlord
    @pieoverlord 13 років тому +4

    Totally agreeing with Mr. Finnemore on EVERY question.

  • @ItalianGlaswegian
    @ItalianGlaswegian 12 років тому +1

    I can't tell how much I'm enjoying these videos...I'll just tell that "wee! I'm a magic fairy" made my day...

  • @musicisinsideofme
    @musicisinsideofme 13 років тому +2

    Weirdly, I agree with everything that Mr. Finnemore says. Except for the chocolate, David's right on that one :P

  • @JT29501
    @JT29501 10 років тому +14

    Although I realise its an unpopular opinion, Pierce Brosnan is my favourite bond. Having said that, I haven't seen Timothy Daltons two? films so perhaps I should watch them before passing judgement.

    • @sexualchocolate1498
      @sexualchocolate1498 8 років тому

      Brosnan is best, As I never saw them in order though I was better able to make s judgement then poor David who has succumbed to firstisbestitis. The Timothy Dalton ones are good but not better than Pierce

    • @samwiseshanti
      @samwiseshanti 8 років тому

      +James Tucker No.
      Just....
      No.

    • @thewholeinternet1715
      @thewholeinternet1715 8 років тому +6

      +James Tucker License to Kill is a pretty good movie, in the upper half of Bond movies. The main issue is that it feels more like an episode of Miami Vice than a Bond movie. It's very low-rent and the villain is not very Bond-like at all, just a garden variety narc. But it's good for what it is, some of the best undercover scenes in the franchise. I wish Dalton had taken over the reigns 2 films sooner. He was a good actor, certainly more fitting for the role than the 50-year old Roger Moore.
      Brosnan's my personal favorite as well. I like Connery's swagger and I like his films (most of them). But when I picture Bond in my head... I picture Brosnan. He had Connery's classiness, Moore's sense of humor, and Dalton's cold-bloodedness all in one.

    • @kevinmichael2593
      @kevinmichael2593 5 років тому +1

      The problem with Dalton was he was never allowed to find his Bond. His first was written for Roger Moore, and the second isn't really s Bond movie: it's a gangster /revenge movie that happens to have bond in it. I think Brosnan was the perfect blend of all the best aspects of all previous Bonds.

  • @EmmaLouiseMarwood
    @EmmaLouiseMarwood 13 років тому +3

    "We're thowing it at you. Duck!" lol

  • @dportass
    @dportass 10 років тому +8

    Agree on Dairy Milk, Galaxy is nice, so is Nestle and a few others but I will NEVER eat Hershey's again, it's like being accidentally sick in your mouth and then swallowing it

    • @KindredBrujah
      @KindredBrujah 6 років тому +1

      Hershey's is indeed disgusting. Their peanut butter cups are okay, though.

  • @gothbabybat
    @gothbabybat 13 років тому +2

    I have never giggled so much at a DMS episode

  • @JonathonFerrari
    @JonathonFerrari 12 років тому +4

    GET ME FINNEMORE!!!

  • @seriesoftrucksandtub
    @seriesoftrucksandtub 10 років тому +79

    You just know, that somewhere out there, there are both practitioners and non-practitioners of Islam that took that last answer seriously....

    • @KelniusTV
      @KelniusTV 10 років тому +40

      Islam is the one true religion, and thank Christ for that.

    • @JT29501
      @JT29501 10 років тому +10

      Hahahaha I thought the same, I was expecting the classic David Mitchell "no religion you fucking morons" but the look of fear in his eyes was fantastic.

    • @drvote
      @drvote 8 років тому +1

      +KelniusTV The heck you talkin' 'bout, mate? You're joking, right?

    • @KelniusTV
      @KelniusTV 8 років тому +10

      John Olsen, yeah, it's a joke. My Dad says it sometimes. I'm an atheist, myself.

    • @drvote
      @drvote 8 років тому

      Right. Just curious, as the expression seemed rather...odd. May I ask, as another expression of mere curiosity. why the word "Dad" in your comment is capitalized?

  • @Alltehnamesaretaken1
    @Alltehnamesaretaken1 11 років тому +4

    Scottish Gaelic word "Sgonn" meaning a "block" or more precisely "Sgonn arain" meaning a block of bread. Due to this, the correct pronunciation is "Skon".

  • @Jotari
    @Jotari 7 років тому +11

    Damnit people. Obviously you pick the car. It can get around the board fastest!

    • @Zwickerly2
      @Zwickerly2 7 років тому +2

      No it's the top hat because if you want to be rich you have to dress the part.

  • @BarlowJoseph
    @BarlowJoseph 13 років тому +1

    Bang on Mitch! Your case for the dairy milk is brilliant, sadly i didn't know about the fairy but thats a very good explination.

  • @iluvthecompanioncube
    @iluvthecompanioncube 13 років тому +1

    Ahahaha... That's the first video to make me laugh out loud lately.

  • @Tredenix
    @Tredenix 9 місяців тому

    What a time for me to get to this video...

  • @GirGir183
    @GirGir183 8 років тому

    The best chocolate I've ever had was the "Pink Panther Bar". Pink chocolate. It was a long time ago, and I don't precisely remember what it tasted like, but I do remember it being the best. Strawberry flavour I think. It was back in the era of the best James Bond. The 1970s. And when my family played monopoly, I was always the ship.

  • @Fenumenepa
    @Fenumenepa 13 років тому

    You always chose the top hat. Because its a businessman thing, and thus makes you more likely to win at a business game!

  • @stupidas9466
    @stupidas9466 4 роки тому

    Monopoly answer is the horse and rider. It's the easiest to grab without accidentally and unknowingly knocking your Baltic hotel onto your opponents Boardwalk.

  • @looseSpark
    @looseSpark 13 років тому

    2:03 Perfect delivery!

  • @RhysETF
    @RhysETF 13 років тому

    My favorite part of this video was pressing 5 and listening several times.

  • @GarthMarenghiMD
    @GarthMarenghiMD 13 років тому

    Excellent

  • @knifedog
    @knifedog 12 років тому

    I have too much love for David and John.

  • @atomicmrpelly
    @atomicmrpelly 12 років тому

    I quite agree!

  • @MsJonasBrosFan69
    @MsJonasBrosFan69 13 років тому

    NO! In Norway, it's ALWAYS a STAR!

  • @Kiproll26
    @Kiproll26 7 років тому +1

    yay I had that ship, I've never known anyone to have it either

  • @lulairenoroub3869
    @lulairenoroub3869 3 роки тому

    It was Pierce Bronson. Fondness for his era suffered from the fact that he was only in one good movie, if that. But no one was actually better at being James Bond than him.

  • @gothbabybat
    @gothbabybat 13 років тому

    My favourite soapbox.

  • @WiseAilbhean
    @WiseAilbhean 12 років тому

    Pointless as bringing salad to a barbeque! love that!

  • @DM-we8ej
    @DM-we8ej 3 роки тому

    The disclaimer at the end hahaha

  • @matthewvarney6214
    @matthewvarney6214 4 роки тому

    STARS ARE TRADITIONAL!

  • @sherlockfan16
    @sherlockfan16 13 років тому

    Oh, I love you david :)

  • @y23b6
    @y23b6 13 років тому

    For those going on about the beard, of course there isn't one, because this was obviously filmed immediately after the questions video, hence the name of the winner and his score being shown only as text and not read out-loud. Actually, if it were for some (although hardly imaginable) reason more convenient, this even might have been filmed before the questions.

  • @kidigus
    @kidigus 11 років тому

    Also true!

  • @CaptainAlias
    @CaptainAlias 12 років тому

    I enjoy David Mitchell's appreciation of the Pagan tradition.

  • @steveneilsut
    @steveneilsut 4 роки тому

    Cream doesn't butter as well as butter, true, but then neither does butter. It clumps, especially when refrigerated. Therefore, the Devonian method is better. Spread the cream (well, do your best) and dollop the jam on top.

  • @RatchetSly
    @RatchetSly 13 років тому

    @digitalbath3
    I honestly did not expect a Silent Hill joke here, and you made my evening with it. xD

  • @olliemc88
    @olliemc88 6 років тому +1

    Still relevant in 2018

  • @snowykay
    @snowykay 13 років тому

    This is the very best so far!
    But I wish David can stick to his lovely black trousers.

  • @ghenulo
    @ghenulo 11 років тому +1

    OHMSS had the best Bond theme music at the very least.

  • @atomicmrpelly
    @atomicmrpelly 12 років тому +1

    The scone thing really bothers me! The cream is more difficult to spread, which is exactly why you put it on first! If you try to spread the cream on top of the jam you just end up pushing the jam to the sides, whereas spreading jam on top of cream is easy because the cream is nice and thick!

  • @AndrewBCNZ
    @AndrewBCNZ 13 років тому

    Oh no! An inquisitive Douglas Fir!

  • @cyanmanta
    @cyanmanta 11 років тому +2

    "Milk chocolate is for schmucks." - George Carlin

  • @reiberkuchen
    @reiberkuchen 13 років тому

    Vorse is indeed the way we say vase in Dorset!!

  • @bobbiwib
    @bobbiwib 13 років тому +2

    omg haha i gave all of john finnemore's answers except for sean connery xD

  • @yusaki8064
    @yusaki8064 6 місяців тому

    I had the ferry. It’s the one I always picked.

  • @abbieb8130
    @abbieb8130 3 роки тому

    Hurrah for my iron! How dare they discontinue it.
    It's the best 'cause it's got a handy little handle.

  • @gemstonerose4648
    @gemstonerose4648 6 років тому +2

    had i participated in this several years ago i could've won a dell

    • @tylerburney8576
      @tylerburney8576 4 роки тому

      Yeah, looks like you’re a little late to the party

  • @kellysouter4381
    @kellysouter4381 2 роки тому

    Did I imagine George Lazenby? I thought he was the most prolific Bond. My husband lectured me about it.

  • @lolaarcana
    @lolaarcana 13 років тому

    I have two sets of Monopoly (one was my Mum's, which is technically still hers, one was Dad's which I have inherited) they both have the gold ships and no stupid dog/hat/etc.
    This has given me a sense of pride, ta.

  • @666deadman1988
    @666deadman1988 13 років тому

    @perfacetus Perhaps his fear of reprisal was a factor in this particular choice of answer lol.

  • @rickerlus
    @rickerlus 12 років тому

    We had an impressive ship in our monopoly set too :D

  • @AmosMoses777
    @AmosMoses777 12 років тому

    Personally if I'm going to eat a scone I go for butter-->jam--> cream. Using a lightly salted butter is sets the sweetness of the jam off a treat! No point in half measures when it comes to cakes.

  • @Kaaxe
    @Kaaxe 12 років тому

    we always put a dang fancy spire on top of our christmas tree.

  • @1mgoingtoregretthis
    @1mgoingtoregretthis 12 років тому +2

    uhm, does this mean Finnemore has to give me a computer now?

  • @AGuyWithAChannel
    @AGuyWithAChannel 6 років тому +4

    Finnemore, I completely agree.

    • @djhalling
      @djhalling 5 років тому +1

      In which case it appears that you agree that the best chocolate is The little dog, and the piece to select in monopoly is Terry's Plain Chocolate Orange!

  • @keenly
    @keenly 13 років тому

    we had a chimney-sweep in our monopoly set, haven't found anyone else with that one yet.

  • @fingerguns420
    @fingerguns420 13 років тому

    Totally agree with Bond.

  • @Yora21
    @Yora21 12 років тому

    Wheeee.... I am a magic fairy!

  • @necromancer1983x
    @necromancer1983x 13 років тому

    @InnocenceExperience I agree with you! Dairy Milk is only good in it's Wholenut and Fruit & Nut variants!

  • @johnnye87
    @johnnye87 13 років тому

    Wow... I thought I was a fan of David Mitchell, but (with the exception of Pierce Brosnan) I apparently agree with John Finnemore about EVERYTHING.
    And I'll just have to give him the benefit of the doubt on Vawz.

  • @1ucasvb
    @1ucasvb 13 років тому

    I could listen to Mitchell ranting all day.

  • @DannyTube69
    @DannyTube69 5 років тому

    Cadburies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Plural as eating them all at once is best)

  • @cleanbeans4280
    @cleanbeans4280 3 роки тому

    As to the scone... I'd swear I watched one of the soapbox rants where he pasingly mentioned that it was cream first.

  • @Tialeth
    @Tialeth 11 років тому

    If I had a monopoly set with a square rigged ship, I would most definitely choose it as well!

  • @paft
    @paft 13 років тому

    That's Numberwang!

  • @TheRatherLikely
    @TheRatherLikely 13 років тому

    the little dog is very obviously the piece to select when playing monopoly.

  • @BenCol
    @BenCol 10 років тому +1

    Timothy Dalton is the best James Bond in my opinion, the only actor (and by actor I mean actor and not film star) to play the role who properly understood the character.

  • @atomicmrpelly
    @atomicmrpelly 11 років тому

    I have heard other people argue that jam goes on scones first because it spreads more easily, but this argument just makes no sense! If you put the jam on first, when you put the cream on it will push all the jam off! So cream goes on first, then jam spreads easily on top of that without disturbing it.

  • @gigantopithecus1645
    @gigantopithecus1645 6 років тому

    Damn. I had them all except the James Bond question. My answer was Corey Burton, the voice of James Bond Jr.

  • @albert276
    @albert276 13 років тому

    Jam on the first half and cream on the second half and put them together.

  • @adamsimpkin
    @adamsimpkin 13 років тому

    I agree with David on most points, however Galaxy is definitely the best chocolate and the car is definitely the best monopoly piece! In fairness, I am using the same logic he used to get to my answers, so I am correct, if only to myself.

  • @BlueEyedSexyPants
    @BlueEyedSexyPants 13 років тому

    1) Roger Moore
    2) A finial
    3) Chocolate-covered sea salt caramel from the shop near my house
    4) the top hat (for you are playing a real estate robber baron)
    5) Vahz
    6) No cream or jam on a scone
    Bonus) Non-practicing catholic

  • @NeftoonZamora
    @NeftoonZamora 13 років тому

    I ADORE John Finnemore!

  • @warboism
    @warboism 10 років тому +5

    Pierce Brosnan's the best bond imo

    • @OptimusSledge
      @OptimusSledge 10 років тому +10

      Your opinion is wrong.

    • @kryl0b
      @kryl0b 9 років тому

      +Warbo Entertainment I agree, and so did Christopher Lee.
      And he was Ian Flemings golfing partner and step cousin.

    • @OptimusSledge
      @OptimusSledge 9 років тому +2

      *****
      And he's also dead. Because of his views on Bond casting? No one can know for sure.
      But he died because of his offensive views on Bond casting.

    • @samwiseshanti
      @samwiseshanti 8 років тому

      +Warbo Entertainment No.
      How dare you.

    • @thewholeinternet1715
      @thewholeinternet1715 8 років тому +3

      Brosnan does look the most like my mental image of Bond.

  • @minidrapes3713
    @minidrapes3713 9 років тому +6

    How do you even apply cream first? That doesn't logically work.

    • @30270534
      @30270534 9 років тому +1

      Max Draper Yea I don't get that either, then you smear... the cream all over trying to get jam on it? madness.

    • @AJCham
      @AJCham 8 років тому +9

      +Zoring Clotted cream is very thick, almost like butter. It can more than hold up to a little jam. Besides, there's no need to spread the jam - you just spoon it on top and let it find its own way.

    • @charles1598
      @charles1598 7 років тому +2

      How do you put cream on top of Jam?...Surely Jam would just get pushed to the edges because it's less viscous.

  • @Mikazha
    @Mikazha 13 років тому

    1 Sean Connery (or Daniel Craig)
    2 A star
    3 Smash (chocolate covered salty corn snacks) or plain Norwegian milk chocolate (much better than Cadbury's)
    4 The top hat (cause it's stylish)
    5 Vahz
    6 Jam, then cream (or sour cream) on waffles
    Tie breaker: Anything that doesn't bother others with their belief, so.. very few.

  • @bryancrain88
    @bryancrain88 13 років тому

    I agree with Mr. Finnemore's answers.

  • @aliceisafan
    @aliceisafan 12 років тому

    Wheeee I'm a magic fairy!

  • @TheLMan101
    @TheLMan101 13 років тому

    I was surprised I did fairly well :D

  • @existenceisrelative
    @existenceisrelative 13 років тому

    Yes, exactly! You pick the little dog in monopoly, because it's the only thing that doesn't require another piece to explain its movement around the board. The driver's seat in the race-car is empty, so that doesn't work. And you obviously put a star at the top of your christmas tree because both the angel and the fairy watch your every christmas-move, and who needs that?

  • @TheGreenerBean
    @TheGreenerBean 13 років тому

    The first rule of Quiz Club, is you do not talk about Quiz Club.
    His name is Robert Portman.

  • @RockWilINeverDie
    @RockWilINeverDie 13 років тому

    weeeeh, I'm a magic fairy!!! :D

  • @owaffs
    @owaffs 11 років тому

    Lol @ John Finnemore's section at the end. I completely agree with HIS answers over David's. Except for the Vorz bit, 'cause that's just weird.