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  • Опубліковано 21 вер 2011
  • David Mitchell discusses the dichotomy of the phrase 'young man'.
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    The Phrase 'young man' is a joke that is made to a boy who is obviously not a man, but can also be said to a man who is clearly not young. This certainly gives David something to think about at the grand age of 37.
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  • @CJusticeHappen21
    @CJusticeHappen21 7 років тому +587

    "I'm 37."
    "What?"
    "I'm 37, I'm not 'young'."
    "Well I can't just call you' man."
    "You could say 'David'."
    "I didn't know you were called 'David'."
    "Well you didn't bother to find out, did you?"

    • @russellmoore8187
      @russellmoore8187 6 років тому +8

      Christian Lang what?! Mitchell didn't say any of that in the video you just watched. It's a Monty Python bit IIRC.

    • @DanPlayingGames
      @DanPlayingGames 6 років тому +54

      he was joking, young man

    • @Jaytheradical
      @Jaytheradical 6 років тому +16

      "Right, then, what'll it be, Dave?"

    • @blessedbow720
      @blessedbow720 5 років тому +11

      "It's David for For fuck's sake"

    • @Codex7777
      @Codex7777 5 років тому +10

      Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help help, I'm being repressed!

  • @Volvandese
    @Volvandese 8 років тому +341

    That odd realization that it's now officially impossible to become a world-class athlete is evidently more universal than I'd thought.

    • @dralenvan
      @dralenvan 6 років тому +6

      Same here, but that is also a motivation to just give up on old dreams and focus on things ahead.

    • @passthebutterrobot2600
      @passthebutterrobot2600 5 років тому +12

      I still fantasise about one day being a Premier League footballer, even though that would be some kind of record at my age

    • @mankytoes
      @mankytoes 5 років тому +25

      I remember the first time someone younger than me scored for West Ham, that was a bit of a shitter. No longer a kid who can dream of playing there one day, just another man watching other men do something they are far more talented at.

    • @ronoccc
      @ronoccc 3 роки тому +5

      yep, i had the depressing thought the other day, that at the age of 28, many football clubs would think twice about singing me for lack of resale value due to me soon being 30!

    • @Bob3D2000
      @Bob3D2000 3 роки тому

      @@passthebutterrobot2600 Is your username a reference to Rick and Morty?

  • @JasonStorey
    @JasonStorey 4 роки тому +57

    I like the phrase "brandishing progeny"

  • @NigelRamses
    @NigelRamses 8 років тому +77

    Shit, that is depressingly accurate.

  • @thehumungus9066
    @thehumungus9066 6 років тому +101

    "Don't call me a young man, because that's patronizing. Im not a young man, I'm a grown man."
    "Oh, you don't really mean that I'm actually young man? Then don't call me a young man, because that's makes me feel old."
    "I still think of myself as a young man."
    -David Mitchell

  • @Solidfact42
    @Solidfact42 10 років тому +166

    "I don't want to do any of these things, I want to win Wimbledon...on the moon."
    Me too, David.

    • @Shilo-fc3xm
      @Shilo-fc3xm 7 років тому +8

      That might be tough....given that Wimbledon is a geographic location....

    • @paulkennedy8701
      @paulkennedy8701 3 роки тому +3

      @@Shilo-fc3xm
      It didn't stop the football club moving to Buckinghamshire.

    • @andrew7taylor
      @andrew7taylor 3 роки тому +1

      @@paulkennedy8701 It didn't stop the football club not being called Wimbledon anymore either. Or a new AFC Wimbledon springing up in... er, Wimbledon?

    • @MaeLSTRoM1997
      @MaeLSTRoM1997 Рік тому

      @@Shilo-fc3xm Well Lebannon, Memphis, York, London, Berlin, etc. etc... were all names already taken before the United States came to be, but it didn't give a shit and took those names again anyway, in fact several times over. I don't see why it would be objectionable therefore to have Wimbledon, Moon

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 4 роки тому +43

    Surely having Robert Webb would count as having children.

    • @MrAwawe
      @MrAwawe Рік тому

      This really surprised me when I learnt it, but Webb is two years older than Mitchell

  • @cmw12
    @cmw12 7 років тому +101

    Started the violin at 32. I love it, but the more I love it, the more I realize how many musical doors slammed shut long ago never to open again. Also, part of the fun of being great at something as a child is having people be impressed and proud of you. Violinwise, that ship has certainly sailed. I'm not terrible, but there is no shortage of ten-year-olds who are twice as good. Sigh.

    • @charliesmith1358
      @charliesmith1358 4 роки тому +16

      Hey I don't know if you'll see this but I really hope you've kept it up! There shouldn't really be any reason why your enjoyment and skill should be be discounted just because there are younger folk who started earlier.
      Plus in 5 years time your skill woulf have grown incredibly, but the skill of the average 10 year old violinist wouldn't have changed.
      Your art is valuable too

    • @colswe
      @colswe 4 роки тому +8

      Music is about self-enjoyment

    • @TheButterMinecart1
      @TheButterMinecart1 3 роки тому

      @@charliesmith1358 You forget that these people who start the violin when they are like five often carry on and become better and better as they age. If your goal is to become a concert violinist, you pretty much have to start when you are very young otherwise you will never catch up.

    • @TheAmbulatoryAnarchist
      @TheAmbulatoryAnarchist 3 роки тому +4

      I've just started at the age of 44. Don't sweat it

    • @julialostetter8855
      @julialostetter8855 2 роки тому +2

      I recently started ballet. I'm 28 and will never be a ballerina, but I certainly enjoy it.

  • @RednaZela
    @RednaZela 10 років тому +115

    I feel he stopped this soapbox much too early.

    • @rayaqin
      @rayaqin 7 років тому +12

      about 30 years too early

  • @NestingOfMachineGuns
    @NestingOfMachineGuns 11 років тому +46

    This actually gives me some relief, as I've been going through the same paranoia (for lack of a better word). I'm in my thirties and all I can think is how much I wasted my twenties, and I do remember doing the same in my twenties about my teens. It's good to know I'm not alone and that this is most likely a common behavior. Thanks for sharing!

    • @Andrew-yl7lm
      @Andrew-yl7lm 3 роки тому +11

      I assume you're actually in your 40s now, how's the paranoia?

    • @NestingOfMachineGuns
      @NestingOfMachineGuns 3 роки тому +13

      @@Andrew-yl7lm It's a never-ending cycle.

    • @ChorltonandtheWheelies
      @ChorltonandtheWheelies Рік тому +1

      ThePreppyPunk. I don't know how much goes changed for you in the last decade or so but David Mitchell married the love of his life and they have a child - dreams really do come true! ❤😊✌

    • @dougwhiley4028
      @dougwhiley4028 Рік тому

      Whether you go to the moon, or hop up and down on one leg really doesn't matter. We're all really just filling in the time until someone tosses our ashes into the ocean.

  • @ChrisInTheNorth
    @ChrisInTheNorth 4 роки тому +7

    Curiously, one of the things you can still kid yourself you could be 3 weeks before becoming 55, if you occasionally make a friend laugh, or a passer-by chuckle, is a freelance comedian.

  • @beenwandering
    @beenwandering 12 років тому +21

    I already feel this way and I'm in my late 20s. A life of perpetual single-hood with a job people never really think of as a real job and a mind that keeps forgetting 2000 wasn't just a year or two ago.

    • @tafazzi-on-discord
      @tafazzi-on-discord 2 роки тому

      people are generally right in the assessment of reality values reguarding jobs.

    • @lumpylumpyloo
      @lumpylumpyloo Рік тому

      You are very old

    • @rjsmith2007
      @rjsmith2007 Рік тому

      How do you feel now? 10 years later.

  • @wormerine8029
    @wormerine8029 4 роки тому +6

    Don’t worry, David. I won’t be a concert violinist either, and I tried for the last 23 years.

  • @swemda
    @swemda 11 років тому +7

    Wow, this is really spot on. It's like he's describing my life. I'm 41.

  • @Kalenz1234
    @Kalenz1234 4 роки тому +2

    Now the Mitchel & Webb sketch about immortal children makes so much more sense.

  • @eclairz9275
    @eclairz9275 7 років тому +14

    David Mitchell for PM!

  • @sunside7
    @sunside7 11 років тому +2

    It's heartening to know that others are going through the same thing! I looked at my friends and thought I was the only one!

  • @DodderingOldMan
    @DodderingOldMan 12 років тому +2

    I've stopped keeping track of when I'm no longer eligible for the title of 'World's Youngest' something, and started keeping track of when I become eligible for the title of 'World's Oldest' something. Keeps me sane. Relatively.

  • @SezSays
    @SezSays 12 років тому +5

    Great motivational video. I'll be showing this to every teenager I know.

  • @BreakfastKat
    @BreakfastKat 2 роки тому

    This was FANTASTIC!

  • @verv5737
    @verv5737 2 роки тому +1

    This video is more terrifying now that I am 26 than it was when I was 16.

  • @EclecticSceptic
    @EclecticSceptic 11 років тому

    Wonderful video!

  • @popazz1
    @popazz1 11 років тому

    Spot on...perfect.

  • @meatballwanger
    @meatballwanger Рік тому

    This is the best thing I ever saw.

  • @nrdgrl
    @nrdgrl 12 років тому +2

    Sadly enough, I have the same conversation in my head about becoming a comedian.

  • @Scarletsm0ke
    @Scarletsm0ke 12 років тому

    The salamander part is genius. Oh David, you very clever man

  • @kroschfoenigin
    @kroschfoenigin 12 років тому

    Oh David, you'd make such a great PM...

  • @bored1980
    @bored1980 12 років тому +2

    Crikey. I feel the same way most days. My body says I'm 31 and counting, but I have always felt 19. I don't know if this is normal or not, but I still act like a child far too often.

  • @livstar93
    @livstar93 12 років тому

    oh david. i love you

  • @damianboot
    @damianboot 3 роки тому +4

    I think being called 'young man' in your thirties is far less confronting than a young lady offering you her seat on the bus in your mid forties.

    • @Andrew-yl7lm
      @Andrew-yl7lm 3 роки тому

      Hahahaha that's a downer for sure.

  • @cameronspalding9792
    @cameronspalding9792 Рік тому

    This video was released on Thursday 22 September 2011, I’m watching on Saturday 24 September 2022

  • @TheLiverpoolDelta
    @TheLiverpoolDelta 12 років тому

    You're my hero

  • @plevyman
    @plevyman 12 років тому

    Love the axolotl reference.

  • @jay012345678912
    @jay012345678912 12 років тому

    great video young man

  • @TekranoXx
    @TekranoXx 12 років тому +1

    i feel; young man is a way for older people to show respect towards younger people by highlighting how good it is too be young and reminding the youth that they should relish in the fact of being young. its a subconscious reminder and compliment.

  • @EndlessVacuum
    @EndlessVacuum 10 років тому +3

    Brandishing Progeny is a good name for a band.

  • @harmonyvegan
    @harmonyvegan 10 років тому +10

    "When it's a hilarious joke because you're not really a man"

  • @Denethorable
    @Denethorable 12 років тому

    on adverts, get the firefox adblock plus extension - I never see an advert on any site, not even before a youtube video.

  • @DasGuntLord01
    @DasGuntLord01 12 років тому +2

    "Today we join the Toast King playing tennis against David Mitchell... on The Moon."

  • @martinamartin8852
    @martinamartin8852 11 років тому

    Bonus points for the Q.I. axolotl reference Mitchell!

  • @aimeechoup6767
    @aimeechoup6767 2 роки тому

    Somewhere in the multiverse, there's an intergalactic, professional tennis-playing David Mitchell

  • @SquishTish
    @SquishTish 12 років тому +2

    @SayidShazeen
    Hush, it's a perfectly wonderful beard and it doesn't hinder the message.

  • @ilpalazzo3
    @ilpalazzo3 12 років тому

    The titles should have series and episode numbers in them!

  • @jmt1335
    @jmt1335 4 роки тому +1

    David Mitchell and I share two disappointments: I was sad for months at age 8 when I realised I had no interest in becoming an astromaut and therefore my chances of going to the moon were zero. And I, too, had the Wimbledon realization in my teens. LOL. One day it’s all just gone, isn’t it?

  • @MissInformati0n
    @MissInformati0n 12 років тому

    The Mr. Revill mentioned at 2:28 exists and still teaches at Abingdon School (though I don't recall him having anything to do with tennis).

  • @darkprose
    @darkprose 11 років тому +1

    Has David ever written any book? Because I would buy it, no matter the subject or genre.

  • @pshuman398
    @pshuman398 12 років тому

    @Virini and one hell of a montage

  • @Jcolinsol
    @Jcolinsol 12 років тому

    You will David, you will.

  • @gregdavidl647
    @gregdavidl647 8 років тому +2

    I actually don't mind being called young man. When I am called old man I will light up a cigar and order a bottle of whiskey at the bar

  • @Xxsnipedawg72xX
    @Xxsnipedawg72xX 3 роки тому

    David bringing up axolotls made me wonder why the hell are they critically endangered but also sold for $20 or less?

    • @jesuschrist9677
      @jesuschrist9677 2 роки тому

      I think they have very little habitat in the wild, also axolotls are not in a pre adult space if submerged underwater, axolotls in the wild never leave the water and in captivity breeding with other salamanders had led to a rare condition where axolotls will become terrestrial

  • @BrittOlinder
    @BrittOlinder 11 років тому +1

    But you're a brilliant comedian, and that's something. Each of those people you're so impressed with is a specialist. There's always a trade, even if you choose a balanced life, it's not likely to make you an astronaut or an Olympiad.

  • @TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond
    @TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond 12 років тому

    1:34 looks like david's old speckled is hanging out.

  • @Nonalir
    @Nonalir 12 років тому +1

    I can't help but think that this rant was in part inspired by Robert Webb getting married and having a kid, and David's feeling a little left behind in life. Don't worry David, there are plenty of women out there who think you're wonderful, even with the beard.

  • @CLBellamey
    @CLBellamey 12 років тому

    I'm going to make sure I complete my dreams by the time i'm 37. Now just to come up with one...

  • @Apathyisthenewpissed
    @Apathyisthenewpissed 12 років тому

    I will bear your progeny, David Mitchell.

  • @temporaldisplacement
    @temporaldisplacement 10 років тому

    Well played. I live in a four-way mexican standoff in this house.

  • @kobold86
    @kobold86 12 років тому +1

    David Mitchell for Prime Minister!
    Whether he likes it or not!

  • @acooper-rye6479
    @acooper-rye6479 3 роки тому

    you're only as young as you feel Sir Mitchell

  • @BMW2002M10
    @BMW2002M10 12 років тому

    I'm 27and I'm already set up with a house a family and yes the Volvo! Didn't realise I am not an young man anymore!!!

  • @RabidDog20
    @RabidDog20 11 років тому

    Christ, I'm 16 and have already fallen into that soul crushing trap

  • @wanderingrandomer
    @wanderingrandomer 12 років тому

    Not trying to compete here, but I get exactly what you and Mitchell are saying... and I'm only 19!

  • @Virini
    @Virini 12 років тому

    You could totally win Wimblodon. All you need is 1 year to train, a great tennis coach, and an expert poisoner.

  • @lucy2005rules
    @lucy2005rules 12 років тому +1

    As someone who works in a care home, i found your porridge joke very funny, tho i dont patronise my residents by calling them 'young', i know many carers that do

  • @Volvandese
    @Volvandese 11 років тому +2

    I remember the day I had the same thought. It was the chess grandmaster one.

    • @thegreatsalad
      @thegreatsalad 4 роки тому

      Volvandese honestly chess grandmaster is only rated 2500ish, best in the world are >2750. You could still do it (there are plenty of examples who did). Even better "international master" is only 2300ish but sounds fancier :)

  • @KCtheGreater
    @KCtheGreater 12 років тому

    haha Same here brother... Only that I've just gone 20

  • @iggysixx
    @iggysixx Рік тому

    Ah yes, the crushing feeling of failure after never having even started to try... I know this all too well. Welcome, Mr. Mitchell... to the Spectrum!
    Behold its ADD, but notice how it's more introverted and daydreamy than usual.
    You'll struggle to find connection with people, but rest assured: when you do connect, it will be pure and true.
    You will not settle, but choose the more difficult path - the one that's not been tread. Remember that no flowers grow on beaten paths

  • @deek0146
    @deek0146 12 років тому

    Awww, poor david mitchell... :( He is still a wee boy at heart. A wee boy who doesn't like eating his greens.

  • @McBobface
    @McBobface 12 років тому

    Winning Wimbledon on Jupiter would be better as the dip of the ball caused by the huge amount of gravity would be brilliant. The death incurred by the increased in gravity would be a small price to pay.

  • @juanaltredo2974
    @juanaltredo2974 8 років тому

    I know the feeling disgustingly well, you better throw some humour in there because its actually terrifying

  • @YourMumGay69
    @YourMumGay69 Рік тому +1

    It sucks when you realise that you'll never be really good at a thing because you haven't been doing it since you were a kid.

  • @SuperKillerpie
    @SuperKillerpie 10 років тому

    Great Idea, Ainsly.

  • @furrybeastattack
    @furrybeastattack 12 років тому

    Young man, there's no need to feel down.

  • @C345OFR
    @C345OFR 11 років тому

    Don't worry David, you're not alone.
    I'm 28, haven't kicked a ball in anger in 5 years and still harbour hopes of playing football at the highet level for my boyhood club.

  • @chinadollsyndrome
    @chinadollsyndrome 12 років тому +1

    Until very recently, I thought he was actually a decade younger. It was mostly his undeniably boyish features, but I also know British men around that age who have the same sort of cynical, sarcastic, "I very well might have grown up in the nineteenth century" attitude.
    @ashlmull I was about to say it was a coincidence, but then suddenly the phrase "David's Old Speckled" made more sense.
    And @indifilmsmakenosense You'll be glad to know that the legal age of consent in Hawaii is 14. Have fun.

  • @AgentTasmania
    @AgentTasmania 11 років тому +4

    I'm 19 and feel like my life is doomed because I coasted through school in spite of an IQ well into gifted range.
    This has left me unqualified and acutely aware of every minute detail of how I've cocked up.

    • @floobdedoop2892
      @floobdedoop2892 2 роки тому +1

      Well, I'm curious. How did life work out for you? Is 27 better than 19?

  • @RuudJH
    @RuudJH 12 років тому

    He should do a rant on beardwatchers.

  • @thedarkmusician
    @thedarkmusician 12 років тому

    But Wimbledon isn't on the Moon! The tennis tournament is named after the place in which it was held. Surely, it would be called 'The Moon Tennis Championships', or something along those lines?

  • @grimTales1
    @grimTales1 6 років тому

    I'm in my 30's and can't decide if I'm still "young" or not :(

  • @TheRhinehart86
    @TheRhinehart86 12 років тому

    Sorry for responding to an old comment, but damn dude, you summed up precisely what Im feeling a week away from my 26th birthday. Apparently 185 other people agree with you :(

  • @bulleland
    @bulleland 12 років тому

    David; you ARE young. Don't let anybody tell you differently.

  • @TipsyTulia
    @TipsyTulia 12 років тому

    You feel old when you realize you are passed the age to start training for Wimbledon, but still you see the tennis pros as "older people".
    There comes the time when they are not "older", they are just like you, and you feel old.
    All of a sudden those tennis pros are all younger than you, and you think "NOW I'm old".
    But....it really feels awful when you start thinking "all these tennis pros are just babies!".
    :-(

  • @willherondale6367
    @willherondale6367 4 роки тому +3

    This is the feeling i get when i watch Mason Greenwood, who's about 6 months younger than me, smashing in strikes for Manchester United

  • @Liaomiao
    @Liaomiao 11 років тому

    lol at last line hahahaha

  • @James14OO
    @James14OO 12 років тому

    LMAO, I did the same thing about winning wibledon, at the same age.

  • @flakmagnetStudios
    @flakmagnetStudios 12 років тому

    The longer the beard stays, the more I am reminded of Hans Gruber of Die Hard fame. :)

  • @turnsout689
    @turnsout689 11 років тому

    The sad thing is that we all feel the same, but we're not successful comedians with a good couple TV series under our belt to make up some sort of a portfolio of success. So where he says this with a general dismal reflection on life, to us it's a cripplingly depressing outlook for the future. I'm 20 and really have to start looking for some success cus I know it'd soon be 10 years later and I'll be scratching my arse, wondering what fucked up.

  • @Telstar62a
    @Telstar62a 8 років тому +2

    I realized, at age 48, that I would never play for my country....

  • @Benedict401
    @Benedict401 12 років тому

    Loving the beard old son. Sorry I did not make the effort to meet you the time we almost meet in Shenfield train station.
    0.1% is actually one in 1000, but I guess that was all just an elaborate ploy to draw me into commenting.

  • @keenly
    @keenly 12 років тому

    poor old boy

  • @AlRoderick
    @AlRoderick 12 років тому

    I'm intrigued by moon-tennis. Would it be in a air-filled underground structure, or out on the surface in space suits? Natural moon-dust court surface? Why should golf be the only ridiculously-posh sport played on the surface of the moon? And can we do more? Moon polo? Can you build a spacesuit for a pony? Or maybe we genetically engineer ponies that can survive in space. Rainbow Dash?

  • @Jcolinsol
    @Jcolinsol 11 років тому

    1:30 David looks cute with a rabbit tail.

  • @HugTower
    @HugTower 12 років тому

    We should all collaborate, and organize a tennis tournament on the moon for people over the age of 37 with no experience of playing tennis whatsoever. David will have a chance.

  • @crosby87fleury29
    @crosby87fleury29 12 років тому

    @georgeda Most certainly.

  • @comprehensiveboy
    @comprehensiveboy 11 років тому

    Lucky you. I'm 49. That youthful fresh hopeful inner self stays the same and you've got to hope for good health and constantly block out negative memories to move forward. The years pile up and this perspective dominates your inner world but nobody gives a toss about that and you have to accept that what you have gathered inside yourself is worthless to the world.. I'm from last century ...... but still alive - can't even get a job never mind a daft one. Chin chin. ................ :)

  • @255ad
    @255ad 12 років тому

    @SirRobin126 I’m afraid the sorting hat sends the letters out and the hat's quite infallible

  • @BadgeThunder
    @BadgeThunder 12 років тому

    David Mitchell for Prime Minister!

  • @Foztarz
    @Foztarz 12 років тому +1

    Prime Minister! :-D
    Go for it!

  • @compostmentis
    @compostmentis 12 років тому

    If it was on the moon, could you still in good faith call it Wimbledon? I've seen a tagine served in a casserole and I feel sure I've imbibed champagne that wasn't from Champagne but somehow I feel the All England Tennis Club would (or should) be more protective of their brand.

  • @IoEstasCedonta
    @IoEstasCedonta 12 років тому

    @fritspas I was thinking Ray LaMontagne.

  • @craigwillingham9511
    @craigwillingham9511 Рік тому

    David Mitchell as UK PM. Might not be bad.