@@ladyfoxwf1075 Hailing from the United Kingdom, Zara began working at Jurassic World sometime in 2010 where she became the personal assistant for Claire Dearing,[1] the Senior Assets Manager for the park.[2] At some point, she became engaged to a man named Alec.[1]
this film falls apart fast when you begin applying logic. I like that hes basically right in that Clare is a horrible person, but it wasn't because she was hot ( i don't even really think she is that hot) that i did not notice. but because i was just waiting to see dinosaurs attacks and would accept pretty much any bullshit reason for caos to start. XD
@@MouseGoat They didnt they she is horrible because she is hot. They made her hot, so people wouldnt mind. Hot people can get away with more things than ugly ones. Fun fact: It was the actresses demand to wear high heels in every scene ...
It's possible for the park to be busy that day, but their forecast shows a downturn. Maybe bookings for next year are down. Smart business people look ahead, not just at what's happening now.
That's so awesome, they went for "genetic Disposition to being a navy seal" and put that into this animal ! It has skills people train HARD to practice just in its blood ^^
@@thomasdemay9805 I was going to watch the movie because "dinosaurs"... then I saw trailers (or previews I don't remember) of pterosaurs carrying people off... that works with birds because they evolved from runners and have fully functional legs that are not required for flight... pterosaurs flew very differently, and invoved the lower body in that. The position of their legs only should make it clear they couldn't carry people (or animals) off like that. That one scene made sure I wouldn't go see the movie. That plus the fact that they forgot the hair on the pterosaurs and the feathers on the dinos. Keep up with the times, dudes. Jurassic park (generally) depicted dinosaurs close to the knowledge available at the time of the movie (except for the size of velociraptor and membranes of dilaphosaurus), but that hasn't been updated in Jurassic World. Very disappointing. I guess I will have to go back to my own cloning program to show you all what they really look like.
- "People are bored of dinosaurs." - "Wait, so, millions of people spend tons of money to go to Disneyland every year just to watch some people in costumes and some machines working, and some more millions of people go to zoos and safaris just to watch regular animals, but they are bored of ancient magnificent giant lizard-like creatures that were extinct and miraculously were brought back to life in a park filled with the latest of technologies? - "Yeah, that´s the angle we´re going with." - "Ok then!"
"Yeah yeah yeah we are even gonna have a kid on his phone not even looking as the T-Rex eats a goat." "Why wouldn't a young boy even be slightly interested in seeing that tho?" "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back on this one sir" "Ok then"
@@DirtySouthJR Tbf, this "young boy" is 17, and doesn't believe dinosaurs are cool, he didn't even want to go to the park. Thought the intro made that clear. Gray was the one hyped to see dinosaurs.
True, but if he was a movie critic, most movies would get terrible ratings, mirite? He even makes Star Wars: A New Hope and The Lion King look like garbage.
Disney is constantly adding new rides and features to keep people coming in. If they didn’t, it would empty as all the other closed amusement parks....
@@punkwrestle How many years would it take for the world to get tired of a Park on a tropical Island, that has an amazing variety of previously extinct megafauna? I mean, does the world get bored of Sea World?
Shorewall Again Sea World offers new attractions and tricks every season... once you go there that’s enough, unless they add something new like feed the velociraptors with your husband. The same way Carole Baskins got rid of husband #5.
@@punkwrestle People getting bored isn't even an issue for most zoos, let alone the only park in the world that has dinosaurs... Literally, if you have a monopoly on something like living dinosaurs, you do not need to innovate, especially with the world population growing rapidly and overall wealth going up.
That happens in real life. But with only like, pathetically hot people. Then they break up but remain friends and sorta listful about what could have been, or whatever.
yeah, the Hollywood Douche voice is the way to go. It's how I always imagine IRL pitches sound like, to offset the ridiculousness of the scripts they're pitching.
that part where the two dinosuars give each other a nod acknowledging each other at the end made me laugh because it was just like the dog and bear having their conversation at the end of Anchorman
The writer was really thinking on his feet. Walks in with a pitch for a film called 'Jurassic Circus' and is changing the script before he has even got past his second word. Its a roller coaster from thereon. Like watching a drowning man gasping for air.
@@ladyfoxwf1075 Hailing from the United Kingdom, Zara began working at Jurassic World sometime in 2010 where she became the personal assistant for Claire Dearing,[1] the Senior Assets Manager for the park.[2] At some point, she became engaged to a man named Alec.[1]
I can't even walk past a pet store without going in to coo over the chinchillas and degus and snakes and lizards. I want to take them all home with me every time. I can be in there for half an hour easily without even buying anything. If Jurassic World was real I'd be applying to work there, no matter how many liability waiver forms they made me sign to be a raptor feeder.
I love how when the producer brings that up, the writer's reaction was, "Well, yeah, but I don't see how that has anything to do with this." And then later on he casually refers to the mosassaurus as "The shark dinosaur that ate my ex-girlfriend." and the producer doesn't even react.
Cinemasins is way longer and the jokes don't land as well as these. I stopped watching them after a while. I love how these meetings end with news clippings. Just awesome!
@@ladyfoxwf1075 Hailing from the United Kingdom, Zara began working at Jurassic World sometime in 2010 where she became the personal assistant for Claire Dearing,[1] the Senior Assets Manager for the park.[2] At some point, she became engaged to a man named Alec.[1]
Watching the older videos we can really see Ryan's evolution as a writer and actor. The guys used to be very similar, but nowadays seem to be real different persons.
@@ladyfoxwf1075 the actor is Irish the character is from the UK (does not in include Ireland btw) but since you seem to think actor == character I doubt you can handle simple geography
@@Alucard-gt1zf Just because she came from the UK doesn't mean she's from Britain... It seems you don't understand simple Geography. They might mean she's from Northern Ireland, seeing as her accent is still clearly Irish as her character Zara.
"World... Yup, yup, nope, that's what it's called" *looks down at 'Jurrasic Circus', a Triceratops has a clown nose on its horn* I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard XD
"Wasn't your ex-girlfriend a British lady named Zara?" "I mean, don't see what that has to do with anything." *A minute later* "And then the bad dinosaur gets eaten by the same shark thing as my ex-girlfriend." LMAO! Seriously though, why did she have to die!? She seemed nicer than Clair and wasn't bad!
Yep, but if you have two women characters and one has to die for shock value, you keep the designated girl-friend of The Hero (TM) around. But seriously: yes, they could have simply killed her off, and give the entire rest of her actions - finally clear the park, go look for the kids, do stuff, to WriterGuy's ex. I mean Zara.
I'm concerned about how many of these I've watched in a row. Although it was super easy, barely an inconvenience. Please take on the Hobbit trilogy, or even Lord of the Rings as a whole!!
This reminds me of a person I had a disagreement with on the internet the other day. She said, "I am an animal lover. I have pet snakes and mice. I love my pet snakes. And I also love my mice that I feed to my snakes when they grow up. I am an animal lover."
The funniest thing about the approx. 15 different product placements he mentioned, I think I only NOTICED two? I don't typically count the cars in films because unless the cars are 1 of 5 VERY SPECIFIC cars, I have no idea what they are and therefore it's just another car to me, rather than product placement. I went back and checked the video to get the list, counting as he went and turns out, I only noticed 1 and it was the converse. Only noticed it because my brother and I were obsessed with converse as kids, we both wanted them, so I always notice them.
Legit I haven't laughed harder at these videos than I did when I saw Jurassic Circus, like I actually chuckled and felt compelled to stop the video and write a comment
Ugh, I got sick during that scene. One of the good guys gets torn apart for several minutes, screaming while she's being tortured and killed, and all these people in the theater laughing at and cheering at this. Maybe in an NC 17 movie, okay. But all this in a movie for kids?
ahhhh i have been avoiding these pitch meeting videos that have always shown on my feed even though in not subscribed..... Now i have to watch every single one.
@@ladyfoxwf1075 Hailing from the United Kingdom, Zara began working at Jurassic World sometime in 2010 where she became the personal assistant for Claire Dearing,[1] the Senior Assets Manager for the park.[2] At some point, she became engaged to a man named Alec.[1]
Film school teacher: Remember to name your characters something memorable so the audience doesn't forget. Film maker: Her name is Zara. Audience: That random woman got killed by a fish.
@@H.E.M. you sound like a vegitarian. a dog is a very different thing to a goat/sheep/cow/chicken and (to a lesser extent) pig. love =/= averse to eating. I loved my pet chicken, still ate chicken every other day as it wasn't the chicken i had an emotional attachment to. I also love animals and thus am fine with eating animals, as animals eat each other so why should it be different for this animal (me) to eat other animals (which my body is designed to do, in fact there are various chemicals and nutrients only produced in animals (and labs) that humans need meaning all humans are meat eaters, those that refuse are overly fussy people dependant on unnatural supplements)
You can definitely tell this is an older Pitch Meeting, Ryan is a lot more enthusiastic in the newer ones than when he first started. This series has come a long way.
4:22 misreads what I feel like the only really poignant point of this movie. The park didn't have a problem being packed, it was booked for months as per what the kids said at the start. There were no shortage of guests interested in seeing it. The Indominus was made to appease investors who thought more dinosaurs wasn't "innovative" enough to attract further investment in the project and the company was being run like a tech startup, burning insane amounts of early capital and turning into a ponzie scheme requiring endless investment to stay solvent. It plays into the whole "evil capitalists get consumers killed with money making scheme" in your face messaging but I felt it made the whole tragedy a lot more appreciable when it wasn't just regular greed, but hypothetical future greed that caused the disaster.
I just discovered this series recently and I've been binging on Pitch Meetings for days! I keep thinking of you as two people so you've got me convinced. 😆 Also, I am SO glad you brought up the assistant getting killed for no reason thing. 😑 I hated it. The lawyer getting eaten in the first movie was less gratuitous but managed to be way funnier.
So I am not the only one sitting in the cinema watching a blockbuster and hearing R.G.'s voice in the back of my head: "Because!" -- "That works!" -- "Huh!" -- "Super easy, barely an inconvenience!"
If you're a fan of our Pitch Meetings, share and use #SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience. Let's make these videos go viral!
Screen Rant please do Hancock starring Will Smith and Smallville starring Tom Welling.
Please do Batman and Robin!
Screen Rant DO minority report AND back to FUTURE trilogu
do Logan
whever this guy says SupereasybarelyAninconvenience.....i cant stop laughing 😁😁
I love how he later just casually refers to Zara as "my ex girlfriend" xD
Except she's Irish not British
@@ladyfoxwf1075 the one in the movie is definitely British
@@ladyfoxwf1075
Hailing from the United Kingdom, Zara began working at Jurassic World sometime in 2010 where she became the personal assistant for Claire Dearing,[1] the Senior Assets Manager for the park.[2] At some point, she became engaged to a man named Alec.[1]
@@ladyfoxwf1075 no indication she is from northern Ireland either
L̶a̶d̶y̶ Fox Ŵøłfæ and it shows. Terrible English accent on display
I would absolutely watch Jurassic Circus
Just think of those poor clowns...
And play the video games on every major platform
That was so funny.
Cirque du Jurasiq?
Send the pitch to Asylum. They'll make anything lmfao. It might be a horrible B movie but it would still be intriguing
It took me several viewings of this to realize that Zara is the only character who already has a name. Excellent.
And he confessed that she is a representation of he's Ex-girlfriend 😂😂😂
In 5:34 he confessed 😂😂😂
He says the cool thing about seeing how people gets it. 4:30 and it's caught specifically thinking of hes girlfriend.
That is extremely clever. Good catch!
I noticed that right away... Apparently i am abservent
When the exec laughs at "weaponise the raptors"... priceless
I did the same lol
I watch that part over and over again. Brilliant.
I don't get it
Haha lol
Rewinded multiple times because gold 😀
I can't believe he forgot to mention the "outrunning the T-Rex with heels" scene
dude, that's totally possible
Already been proven several times over it is indeed possible.
@@rev0568 false
@@soccerguy2433 You're the one whose wrong here pal. Go do some research.
Whoops! Whoopsie!
"people are bored of dinosaurs"
*park is at full visitor capacity*
this film falls apart fast when you begin applying logic.
I like that hes basically right in that Clare is a horrible person, but it wasn't because she was hot ( i don't even really think she is that hot) that i did not notice.
but because i was just waiting to see dinosaurs attacks and would accept pretty much any bullshit reason for caos to start. XD
@@MouseGoat They didnt they she is horrible because she is hot. They made her hot, so people wouldnt mind. Hot people can get away with more things than ugly ones.
Fun fact: It was the actresses demand to wear high heels in every scene ...
Lol
And the plan to safe the park is a Dinosaur that is an expert in camuflage.
It's possible for the park to be busy that day, but their forecast shows a downturn. Maybe bookings for next year are down. Smart business people look ahead, not just at what's happening now.
“Seal team six genes..I don’t know” lmao
Lol 😆
That's so awesome, they went for "genetic Disposition to being a navy seal" and put that into this animal ! It has skills people train HARD to practice just in its blood ^^
That one had me in stitches! 😂😭😂😭
When the tracker plot point is used more sensibly in Island of Doctor Moreau
New kind of animal is TIGHT
"They're both attractive..so... They're in love now."
Trisha Gibbons lolz
Such is life
Summary of romance movies.
They are him.
@@JJ-ot5gv Summary of real life too lol
Usually, the final joke in these makes fun of the writers and execs. This one made fun of us...
only made fun of you if you bought tickets to watch this movie. it's not making fun of me at all.
Only if you liked the movie.
@@FlabbyTabby Making fun of suckers is tight!
😂😂👍
@@thomasdemay9805 I was going to watch the movie because "dinosaurs"... then I saw trailers (or previews I don't remember) of pterosaurs carrying people off... that works with birds because they evolved from runners and have fully functional legs that are not required for flight... pterosaurs flew very differently, and invoved the lower body in that. The position of their legs only should make it clear they couldn't carry people (or animals) off like that. That one scene made sure I wouldn't go see the movie.
That plus the fact that they forgot the hair on the pterosaurs and the feathers on the dinos. Keep up with the times, dudes. Jurassic park (generally) depicted dinosaurs close to the knowledge available at the time of the movie (except for the size of velociraptor and membranes of dilaphosaurus), but that hasn't been updated in Jurassic World. Very disappointing. I guess I will have to go back to my own cloning program to show you all what they really look like.
It‘s so weird seeing him talk „normal“ / „casually“ in these pitch meetings instead of constantly smiling and being ironically friendly 😂
- "People are bored of dinosaurs."
- "Wait, so, millions of people spend tons of money to go to Disneyland every year just to watch some people in costumes and some machines working, and some more millions of people go to zoos and safaris just to watch regular animals, but they are bored of ancient magnificent giant lizard-like creatures that were extinct and miraculously were brought back to life in a park filled with the latest of technologies?
- "Yeah, that´s the angle we´re going with."
- "Ok then!"
"Yeah yeah yeah we are even gonna have a kid on his phone not even looking as the T-Rex eats a goat."
"Why wouldn't a young boy even be slightly interested in seeing that tho?"
"I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back on this one sir"
"Ok then"
BRUH moment
@@DirtySouthJR Tbf, this "young boy" is 17, and doesn't believe dinosaurs are cool, he didn't even want to go to the park. Thought the intro made that clear. Gray was the one hyped to see dinosaurs.
Ryan you have to be the best and the most ‘realistic’ movie critic😂
Love this man keep it up
Do suicide squad next
Don't forget best looking. #noHomo though
True, but if he was a movie critic, most movies would get terrible ratings, mirite? He even makes Star Wars: A New Hope and The Lion King look like garbage.
Jurassic circus... LoL
That killed me!
That’s actually a more accurate description of the film! Lol
I was crying laughing at that! 😂
Dude I didn’t even giggle at that. I full on laugh 😂
Aces DH I know
1:59 I lost it right here, at the 'tactical-tracker specialist from the f.b.i genes'. "It's a very smart, borderline, magical monster."
Same here 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I searched for this comment 😂
“People are bored of dinosaurs”
This is like Disneyland being filled daily and then Disney CEOs going “People are bored of disneyland.”
Disney is constantly adding new rides and features to keep people coming in. If they didn’t, it would empty as all the other closed amusement parks....
@@punkwrestle How many years would it take for the world to get tired of a Park on a tropical Island, that has an amazing variety of previously extinct megafauna? I mean, does the world get bored of Sea World?
Shorewall Again Sea World offers new attractions and tricks every season... once you go there that’s enough, unless they add something new like feed the velociraptors with your husband. The same way Carole Baskins got rid of husband #5.
@@punkwrestle People getting bored isn't even an issue for most zoos, let alone the only park in the world that has dinosaurs... Literally, if you have a monopoly on something like living dinosaurs, you do not need to innovate, especially with the world population growing rapidly and overall wealth going up.
I wish this....
I gotta say, Screenrant evolved a lot just by not trying to be a watchmojo rip-off
Really liking your videos
Thanks for supporting!
"gets eaten by the same shark thing as my ex-girlfriend" LMAO
I love that slip up when he straight up says "...my ex-girlfriend"!! Little touches like that are why Pitch Meetings are the best!
I didn’t get this reference. What’s it about?
"and then Claire & Owen kiss!"
"OK, why?"
"well, they're both attractive, soooooo....they're in love now"
- Hollywood screenwriting since...forever?
Story of all the instagram guys and girls.
@@P3rm4frost how right you are
Weren't they also exes?
@@priscillajimenez27 [movie Sonic the Hedgehog voice] I have no idea!
That happens in real life. But with only like, pathetically hot people. Then they break up but remain friends and sorta listful about what could have been, or whatever.
I never realized that Claire was actually the bad guy of this movie
She's not the bad guy, she's just a (very) flawed character who learns her lesson by the end of the movie.
@@zekegore6470 After causing dozens of deaths by being greedy. Lesson learned or not, she's going to jail.
It was actually Zara, the ex-GF.
@@Serpillard just like the girl from apex In Godzilla KotM
That's how good the executive is at casting.
It's amazing how Ryan's style has improved drastically in 3 years.
Yeah, but I like it better when he doesn't use his own voice.
@@hardtfelt I prefer his parody voice because it emphasizes the ridiculousness.
yeah, the Hollywood Douche voice is the way to go. It's how I always imagine IRL pitches sound like, to offset the ridiculousness of the scripts they're pitching.
True !!
It was probably a really difficult transition for him.
"Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!"
that part where the two dinosuars give each other a nod acknowledging each other at the end made me laugh because it was just like the dog and bear having their conversation at the end of Anchorman
Man... These videos are criminally underrated.
Tanner Davis Who underrated them? I think you are just assuming you
are the only person who likes them. I don’t think anyone is underrating them.
It has 1.7 million views last time I checked bro
Tanner Davis
A year ago they weren't as well known as they are today.
They are now very much appreciated.
@@jackiecook5864 Hmm could be. Just seems weird to someone call series with average views in the millions to be underrated.
@@Jebu911
It is certainly a valid point Jebu.
“He just really loves animals”
What does he feed them?
“Other animals”
“Gotcha”
😂😂😂
I love animals myself. I feed my bearded dragon bugs. That's because they eat bugs. If you love your animals, you don't force them to be vegan.
Degree7 when they die they’ll be eaten by the cat
Well, what else can you responsibly feed a carnivore?
Crazy Dud 33 obviously a vegan diet, that’s what the animal killers at PETA promote, and their animal killing plants known as animal shelters
The writer was really thinking on his feet. Walks in with a pitch for a film called 'Jurassic Circus' and is changing the script before he has even got past his second word. Its a roller coaster from thereon. Like watching a drowning man gasping for air.
Good improv!
Well, it's just the title that was changed. He's still giving the same plot he conceived of.
“I did no research.” Accurate.
I like these more than "Honest Trailers" now. Their freshness has peaked
These are actually funny, honest trailers are trash.
Their freshness is TIGHT.
@@stllbreathnbut_y1844
Beat me to it.
But better..
leyenda61 honest trailers used to be funny. Idk what happended
"Wasn't your ex-girlfriend a British woman named Zara?"
"I don't see what that has to do with anything." ROFL
Well I mean he got it wrong, she's Irish not British...
@@ladyfoxwf1075
Hailing from the United Kingdom, Zara began working at Jurassic World sometime in 2010 where she became the personal assistant for Claire Dearing,[1] the Senior Assets Manager for the park.[2] At some point, she became engaged to a man named Alec.[1]
L̶a̶d̶y̶ Fox Ŵøłfæ British means from the UK, Northern Ireland is in the UK
@@TheNinthGeneration1 Britain and the UK are two different things
Alucard what would you call someone from the UK? I’d call them British
#SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience
Is it trending?
#Supereasybarelyaninconveniece
They better trend
These videos are amazing
#SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience
#SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience
Ok, I have to.
#SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience
Yes, it's trending. :-)
Movie people are getting bored of dinosaurs
Me who still gets impressed by a turtle
Dude I'm 18 and I still look at a turtle like it's the 8th wonder of the world lol
bruh I walk past cats and dogs every day and I go "KITTY" and "DOGGY" whenever I see them
I was amazed just going to the pet store today
I can't even walk past a pet store without going in to coo over the chinchillas and degus and snakes and lizards. I want to take them all home with me every time.
I can be in there for half an hour easily without even buying anything.
If Jurassic World was real I'd be applying to work there, no matter how many liability waiver forms they made me sign to be a raptor feeder.
@@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human Seriously, I was amazed just going to a small pet store
I love that joke about Zara but I also like how the producer knows about his writer's personal life
I love how when the producer brings that up, the writer's reaction was, "Well, yeah, but I don't see how that has anything to do with this." And then later on he casually refers to the mosassaurus as "The shark dinosaur that ate my ex-girlfriend." and the producer doesn't even react.
That British girlfriend bit was hilarious!!!! :)
agent crocker yeah and the callback to it was quick and awesome "yeah that water dinosaur that ate my girlfriend"
EpicGurth its not a race its a nationality.
Urbz
EpicGurth doesn't care so he didn't notice, lol
@EpicGurth Ireland is British (well the north is, and the south used to be)
EpicGurth I was wondering if someone would mention this.
I love the pitch meetings
there more?
jaychi chocholowski like 6 more
God i love this series so much
Keep on makin em
Try cinemasins!
same concept but better
Cinemasins is way longer and the jokes don't land as well as these. I stopped watching them after a while. I love how these meetings end with news clippings. Just awesome!
I luv it 2
wwe creative redesigned ss
Seys
@@theodorguldagerschmidt3407 lol no.This guy is so much funnier than cinemasins.
5:21 “let’s weaponize the raptors!”
*absolutely defeating look down and chuckle
😂
"Then the two leads kiss."
"What? Why?"
"Oh, they're both attractive so they're in love now."
"People are bored of dinosaurs?" Sure, you know the way people got bored with animals 150 years ago when all the zoos were shut down.
The idea behind the character named Zara Young was genius. It sounds like something I would have done as well.💔
Giovanny Dang dude you must really love that scene
LoL... Really unexpected LoL
God bless you
Except this guy referred to her as British when she's Irish
@@ladyfoxwf1075
Hailing from the United Kingdom, Zara began working at Jurassic World sometime in 2010 where she became the personal assistant for Claire Dearing,[1] the Senior Assets Manager for the park.[2] At some point, she became engaged to a man named Alec.[1]
Wow screen rant was in a good mood. They literally pinned every comment
They can only pin one comment at a time though.
barbaro267 I think he meant "hearted".
StarWarsomania that rhymes with "farted" lol
Hearted bro 💓
Watching the older videos we can really see Ryan's evolution as a writer and actor. The guys used to be very similar, but nowadays seem to be real different persons.
Character development is TIGHT!
I bet making them more different was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
i like how these older videos have the same format, but the new ones have the spark. it's fun to see channels develop over time.
"People are BORED with dinossaurs?..."
"Wasn't your ex-girlfriend a British woman named Zara?"
Had to stop the video several times lol
Except he got it wrong, she's Irish not British
@@ladyfoxwf1075 no she isn't
@@Alucard-gt1zf YEAH SHE IS, she was born in Ireland. I think I know, I'm English, and I have Irish friends, but other than that, it's obvious.
@@ladyfoxwf1075 the actor is Irish the character is from the UK (does not in include Ireland btw) but since you seem to think actor == character I doubt you can handle simple geography
@@Alucard-gt1zf Just because she came from the UK doesn't mean she's from Britain...
It seems you don't understand simple Geography. They might mean she's from Northern Ireland, seeing as her accent is still clearly Irish as her character Zara.
I am so addicted to the pitch meeting.
..really Awesome
same,ikr
"World... Yup, yup, nope, that's what it's called"
*looks down at 'Jurrasic Circus', a Triceratops has a clown nose on its horn*
I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard XD
lol did not even see the clown nose XD
awesome!
I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me when i saw that! 😂
Humorous indeed, old sport.
I'm so excited for Jurassic World Dominion and the Pitch Meeting for it.
"Wasn't your ex-girlfriend a British lady named Zara?"
"I mean, don't see what that has to do with anything."
*A minute later*
"And then the bad dinosaur gets eaten by the same shark thing as my ex-girlfriend." LMAO!
Seriously though, why did she have to die!? She seemed nicer than Clair and wasn't bad!
Yep, but if you have two women characters and one has to die for shock value, you keep the designated girl-friend of The Hero (TM) around.
But seriously: yes, they could have simply killed her off, and give the entire rest of her actions - finally clear the park, go look for the kids, do stuff, to WriterGuy's ex.
I mean Zara.
Please keep doing this.
I'm concerned about how many of these I've watched in a row. Although it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Please take on the Hobbit trilogy, or even Lord of the Rings as a whole!!
That'd be super easy, barely an inconvenience!
SAME.
I said the same!! Lol
Hobbits are tight!
I’ve been watching these for days. It was mostly easy, just somewhat of an inconvenience. I mean it kept me from getting some chores done lol
I look up to the point where he always says 'barely an inconvenience'
Sometimes he takes awhile to get there, but the rest of the video is still fun, so it's barely an inconvenience.
Look up to = respect a person.
Look forward to = anticipate eagerly.
You look FORWARD to it.
Waiting for him to say, "barely an inconvenience" is TIGHT!
Every time he says "actually it's pretty easy bare-" I legit go "barely and inconvenience" 🤣
@@SalvableRuin
I'm gonna need you to get all the way off his back.
Simply looking at Jurassic Circus cracks me up.
I think the military raptors broke Ryan and that chuckle was his real reaction
This is the best series on this channel lol keep it up Ryan
I want a t shirt that says "SUPER EASY, BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE"
This...this is what we all need...
Merchandise is tight
@@purplepizza2159 🤣😂🤣😂
Using t-shirts is tight
Me: how hard would this be to make?
Screen rant: super easy barely an inconvenience
Must...watch...more...of these...
5:30... "eatin by the same shark thing as my ex girlfriend"
"Jurassic Circus!"
🤣
"Money lady!"
"Animal loving navy guy!"
🤣🤣
and zara
@@yourmum69_420 5 months later, I was about to make the same joke
@@HoradeFidges I don't even remember what I was talking about lol. who tf is zara?
This is the first one where the guy he's pitching to doesn't just agree with everything he says.
"HE really really loves animals"
"what does he feed the raptors"
"animals"
I like animals, that’s why I like to kill them
@@bkk397 yeah, they taste delicious!!
This reminds me of a person I had a disagreement with on the internet the other day.
She said, "I am an animal lover. I have pet snakes and mice. I love my pet snakes. And I also love my mice that I feed to my snakes when they grow up. I am an animal lover."
These are so accurate, I'm starting to think its actual footage
The funniest thing about the approx. 15 different product placements he mentioned, I think I only NOTICED two? I don't typically count the cars in films because unless the cars are 1 of 5 VERY SPECIFIC cars, I have no idea what they are and therefore it's just another car to me, rather than product placement.
I went back and checked the video to get the list, counting as he went and turns out, I only noticed 1 and it was the converse. Only noticed it because my brother and I were obsessed with converse as kids, we both wanted them, so I always notice them.
Legit I haven't laughed harder at these videos than I did when I saw Jurassic Circus, like I actually chuckled and felt compelled to stop the video and write a comment
Jurassic circus coming never to a theatre near you in 2035
can i get a "super easy barely an inconvenience" shirt? i need it ill design it for you if you want
todd deitsch i was thinking the same thing
I feel like a UA-cam channel that edits tons of movie clips together has a graphic designer or two on their payroll.
todd deitsch
That would be super easy......
reece flynt barely an inconvenience
Shirts are tight
"Wasn't your ex-girlfriend a British woman named Zara?" Hilarious!
spikeitfool1 probably Zara Philips
Ugh, I got sick during that scene. One of the good guys gets torn apart for several minutes, screaming while she's being tortured and killed, and all these people in the theater laughing at and cheering at this. Maybe in an NC 17 movie, okay. But all this in a movie for kids?
?
ahhhh i have been avoiding these pitch meeting videos that have always shown on my feed even though in not subscribed..... Now i have to watch every single one.
I love when he says super easy barley an inconvenience
'He really really loves animals.'
'What does he feed the Raptors?'
'Animals.'
Hahahahaha
“So I’m guessing this thing gets outta its cage?”
“It does.”
"Wasn't your ex-girlfriend a British woman named Zara?" "I don't see what that has to do with anything."
He got it wrong, she's Irish not British
@@ladyfoxwf1075
Hailing from the United Kingdom, Zara began working at Jurassic World sometime in 2010 where she became the personal assistant for Claire Dearing,[1] the Senior Assets Manager for the park.[2] At some point, she became engaged to a man named Alec.[1]
@@ladyfoxwf1075 actor != Character
Actual pitch meeting for Jurassic World:
Writer Guy: Chris Pratt riding a motorcycle with a pack of velociraptors.
Producer Guy: Sold! Next!
Isn't it amazing how just standing still makes people's smell and body temperature disappear?
I'm learning so much science from these movies!
I love love LOVE this new series! I think it's my favourite thing on youtube at the moment
By far the best one!!! Make a hundred more!!!!
Shay Norman correction 1000 more
I like the owen intro-"he really loves animals" "so what does he feed the raptors?" "animals!"-that was great! keep it up guys!
Film school teacher: Remember to name your characters something memorable so the audience doesn't forget.
Film maker: Her name is Zara.
Audience: That random woman got killed by a fish.
Thank you Ryan for your videos. I'm going through a hard time and pitch meetings put a smile on my face
"They're both attractive so they're in love now"
The hero loves dinosaurs and treats them like animals he likes them very much...and he feeds them tiny animals 🤔BRILLIANT!!!😜🤣
Ryan Maddugal basically meat eaters
“I love ma dogs”
Eats meat with everything
Well they are carnivorous, so he couldn't really feed them anything else
Garbage Gang; what does loving one's dogs have to do with eating meat?
Well, what else is he gonna feed carnivores?
@@H.E.M. you sound like a vegitarian. a dog is a very different thing to a goat/sheep/cow/chicken and (to a lesser extent) pig.
love =/= averse to eating. I loved my pet chicken, still ate chicken every other day as it wasn't the chicken i had an emotional attachment to.
I also love animals and thus am fine with eating animals, as animals eat each other so why should it be different for this animal (me) to eat other animals (which my body is designed to do, in fact there are various chemicals and nutrients only produced in animals (and labs) that humans need meaning all humans are meat eaters, those that refuse are overly fussy people dependant on unnatural supplements)
This is so cool is swear love thit little series
Wow, we’ve really seen Ryan go through puberty in the past five years of these pitch meetings. This is baby Ryan.
Definitely
The writer guy and producer guy doesn't smile in this video or act goofy :D shows how much Ryan evolved his content.
"Borderline magical monster...." Hahahaha
"Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience" my favourite phrase!
DO A PITCH MEETING FOR TRANSFORMERS!! THERES SO MUCH TO WORK WITH! TRANS-FORM-ERS! TRANS-FORM-ERS!!
Yes please
You can definitely tell this is an older Pitch Meeting, Ryan is a lot more enthusiastic in the newer ones than when he first started. This series has come a long way.
4:22 misreads what I feel like the only really poignant point of this movie.
The park didn't have a problem being packed, it was booked for months as per what the kids said at the start. There were no shortage of guests interested in seeing it. The Indominus was made to appease investors who thought more dinosaurs wasn't "innovative" enough to attract further investment in the project and the company was being run like a tech startup, burning insane amounts of early capital and turning into a ponzie scheme requiring endless investment to stay solvent. It plays into the whole "evil capitalists get consumers killed with money making scheme" in your face messaging but I felt it made the whole tragedy a lot more appreciable when it wasn't just regular greed, but hypothetical future greed that caused the disaster.
Excellent point.
But didn't Claire say that the park had only 1/3 as many visitors as they wanted?
These are freaking genius! haha. More!!
I just discovered this series recently and I've been binging on Pitch Meetings for days! I keep thinking of you as two people so you've got me convinced. 😆
Also, I am SO glad you brought up the assistant getting killed for no reason thing. 😑 I hated it. The lawyer getting eaten in the first movie was less gratuitous but managed to be way funnier.
Love this series of videos!
Ryan has come a long way
“Hi I’m money lady I let multiple sets of people die because, ya know, business”
“Hi I’m animal loving navy guy and I own a bike”
I would have enjoyed that movie more.
Frankly i'd pay money to watch Jurassic Circus XD
You're like CinemaSins, ruining movies for me, but you're actually entertaining.
Ryan is BETTER than CinemaSins
So I am not the only one sitting in the cinema watching a blockbuster and hearing R.G.'s voice in the back of my head: "Because!" -- "That works!" -- "Huh!" -- "Super easy, barely an inconvenience!"
"Oh well they're both attractive so...they're in love now."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The hilariousness.
You're under arrest for emoji abuse.
Wow! your pitch meetings have come so far from these humble beginnings. Glad the post production camera shake got left by the way side, Love these!
"Motorcycling with dinosaurs is TIGHT"
I freaking love this series!
Also I NEED "super easy barely an inconvenience" as a jacket like today thanks ❤
Love the Pitch meetings
"Barely and inconvenience"
I will try and use this phrase daily!
i feel like ryan's acting has come SO far like it's honestly amazing. can't wait to see where it goes from here