The Lost World: Jurassic Park Pitch Meeting
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
- Step inside the pitch meeting that led to The Lost World: Jurassic Park!
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Jurassic Park from director Steven Spielberg is one of the most critically acclaimed movies of all time, so it’s only natural that Universal wanted to make a sequel. Making the beloved side character Ian Malcolm, played by Jeff Goldblum in the main character seemed like a no-brainer.
But The Lost World: Jurassic Park definitely raises some questions, other than the strangely structured title. Like why have we never heard of this secondary island before? What kind of a person secretly goes to a dinosaur island knowing the her boyfriend has lived through very significant dinosaur-related trauma? Why is there a little girl in this movie? What’s up with all the characters making insane decisions leading to death-by-dinosaur? Why are we in San Diego?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to The Lost World: Jurassic Park! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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“So it killed everybody on the boat and then got back in the cargo hold and closed the door?” I remember wondering about this in the theater.
Yep drove me crazy for years! There has to be deleted scenes with raptors!
From what I remember it was Raptors that killed the crew. They got on before the ship left the island and then the T-Rex killed the raptors. As to how it got back in the cargo hold, I have idea.
There was a second Rex. You’re welcome.
Not just that, but the captain's hand is still on the steering wheel, in the completly intact cabin. So somehow, the T-Rex was able to squeeze his giant head in there and snatch the captain with breaking anything.
I had wondered that too. Did the dinosaur go back in and hide?
“I figure we throw them a bone... of a child” ☠️☠️☠️
Josh Hayes lol
Good thing that girl survived the Compy attack
Oh... My God
They get to get one! 😁😁😁
That crazy yat
“Risking your life so nobody sees your ding dong is TIGHT”
I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂
Same here 😂 🤣 😂 🤣
Same..
Very inconsistent values 😁😁😁😁😁
Also, both the role and actor is a Swede and of a generation who would not care that much if anybody saw him tinkle.
Tim Roth
I love the second "whoopsie" where he's not into it and he's just trying to move on to the next thing.
Hahaha exactly
Because he's not usually the one who says "whoopsie," but rather "whoops," so he just went along with his boss
Lol
Unenthusiastic whoopsies are TIGHT
Very true
"The best sense of smell? Didn't we establish in the first movie they hunted on sight and couldn't even smell Grant and Lex from a foot away?" "Whoops" "Whoopsie!"
More scientifically accurate T. Rex is tight!
Yeah yeah yeah
😂
different island different rules. 😎
Hahaha.
"Do you have any other short films you'd like to tack onto the end of this?" LOL
That was just the end of the intro!!! Lol
Haha this line is so funny.
I don't get it
@@jeffreyandia5179 its about the San Diego part being tacked on and unnecessary
So his daughter did a backflip, stabbed the raptor's neck and saved the day!
ARC 1409 not stabbe the raptor, it’s “snapped the raptors neck and saved the day”
That’s what we’re going with
Wow wow wow...wow
GYMKATA!
It must've been really hard to get her to do that.
"And then later in San Diego" Can't stop laughing
Made me think of that south park song, "Jackin it in San Diego"
Me too because it did feel like the movie was over.
@@talariswatts-el6174 I remember going WTF the first time I watched the movie too. They just had to put the T-Rex in the urban setting.
they really just wanted to put a dinosaur in a city
it was vitally important that the T-rex stomp through a suburb, because if it didn't, they couldn't *show* it stomping through a suburb in the trailers.
Fun fact: gymnastics has killed more dinosaurs in the Jurassic park Franchise than guns ever did.
Are we counting airplanes cosplaying as dinosaurs?
Did they shoot that raptor in the cage during the first movie? When the guy was screaming “shoot her!!!”
@@bensodas They sure did.
@@leovk5779 Man shooting caged raptors is TIGHT!
Technically correct. One raptor did get 'sploded by a rocket launcher and a pterosaur got shot from a helicopter in Jurassic World, but no dinosaurs are ever killed with guns.
That was one of the best pitch meetings I’ve seen yet. I couldn’t stop laughing at “Do you have any other short films you want to tack on to the end of this thing?” 🤣
You should watch his clip for return of the king
@@jmwindu or just the entire lotr compilation cause Return of the King has some jokes, one in particular, carried over from Two Towers
His best one is the Hobbs and Shaw pitch meeting.
Just FYI, since a lot of people don't know this: Michael Crichton wrote the original script for the novel Jurassic Park in the early 1980s as a child friendly adventure novel from the prespective of a child since he was inspired to write the story at all due to the amazement he witnessed children all over the world have with dinosaurs. Every publisher he went to turned him down but without telling him why until years and several rewrites later, one finally told Crichton that he would never get Jurassic Park published if it is told from the perspective of a child. So he rewrote the novel to be hard science fiction, horror-thriller and it got picked up and published in 1990.
Back then he was already friends with Spielberg and the two were working on a project based on an old screenplay by Crichton called 24 Hours that would later turn into the tv series ER. Crichton told Spielberg about Jurassic Park and Spielberg was interested in directing it, causing Crichton to make sure that Spielberg and Universal would get the film deal and no other studio or director. Spielberg then gave the film the feeling of awe and wonder back that Crichton wanted to have in the novel originally. He also shifted some of the focus back onto the children and reduced the gore and horror elements. And to honour this original vision of a child-friendly novel told from the perspective of a child, every single Jurassic Park film, even the short film Battle at Big Rock, has children, regardless if it really makes sense to have them in there or not.
Wow wow wow wow
@@tranquilrabies Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Thanks!
Humanity is too cruel for child friendly theme park filled with Dinosaurs..
Yep. The book was actually fairly brutal in some parts.
sacrificing a child in the begin of the movie is tight
She lives though
Barely an inconvenience.
Shes not killed, a character explains it...
That scene is actually in the first book, and she survives there too. 🙂
DL Lambert Hammond tells Malcolm that she was fine but was hurt!!
I think we need a pirates of the Caribbean pitch meeting soon :D
GuusvanGisteren I second this motion
Loc'd Gardening Bird Lady I third the motion.
Fourth this motion
Fifth this motion
Oh motion is tight
"ah the Lost World, so this movie will follow the novel?"
"the what?"
"the sequel to Jurassic Park written by the same author?"
"oh.... yeah we didn't know that was a thing."
"really? seems like it would have provided a great outline for a screenplay"
"yeah, totally! we didn't use it though. whoops"
"whoopsie!"
Book was great honestly
Good one!😄👍
And the lost world from sir Arthur conan doyle also about a dinosaur island that was turned into the phase of dinosaur movies with real lizards that had stuff glued on.
book wasn't as good as the original book, but I remember reading it and constantly thinking "He wrote this specifically for a movie sequel." Then they made the movie sequel and used virtually nothing from the book, and instead invented a lot of much dumber stuff.
@@GopherAtl You're right! As I saw Jurassic Park 1, 2 and 3, I saw stuff from the 1st book.
"I feel like this whole San Diego thing is unnessesary"
"Yeah"
I love how proud he looks with that "yeah"
Damn Ryan should see a physiotherapist for his back, he is carrying the channel.
Oh, it's this again... Getting likes for unoriginal comments, that are almost the same in every pitch meeting comment section, seems super easy, barely an inconvenience.
they must have kidnapped his daughter or such, screen rant is awful side from this guy.
He definitely needs ScreenRant to go aaaalll the way off his back
That's why there are two of him to share the load.
@@Tait0o Its a necessary evil, screen rant need to be reminded how much of a failure they are every video
Fans: that gymnastics scene was one of the dumbest moments in movie history
JPIII: hold my "Alan."
It took me 18 years to realize the "Alan" scene was set up in the dinner at Ellie's house. He's trying to get her parrot to say "Alan" because it used to know him. They later talk about how smart raptors were and later still Billy shows him a 3D model of a raptor's vocal chamber. Throw in how raptors were basically prehistoric birds and the dream makes sense.
Or it would if the raptor didn't have quills since Grant never saw those. Oh well.
JWFK: Oh yea? Hold my "Because they're alive...like me"
@@sPitternaut Wooow! That scene never bothered me, Just thought it was a bit silly but hey, it is a nightmare so no big deal. But it was actually set up really well!
@@djidjit972 i watched all the special features, deleted scenes, and behind the scenes info before the movie started!!! 😁
@@sujoygupta5264 Agreed, The Jurassic World movies are just insulting.
3:24 The low key “whoopsie” heard ‘round the world.
“I figured we throw them a bone.. of a child” I’m dead 🤣
So is that kid
Sock Account Dangit! Beat me by two hours! 😂 I wanna do it anyway...
So is that little girl. 🙃
@@sockaccount8116 Nope. The little girl is alive.
Dead by dinosaurs?
"...and then later in San Diego..." "-Wait, what?"
^my exact reaction in the theatre watching this first time.
Not just the first time.
That 2nd "whoopsie" is the real MVP 🏆
Lol I loved that quick obligated 'whoopsie' and carry on 🤣 3:23
It was like a reflex. He didn't even think about it.
"Very inconsistent values." That would be a good name for a movie. it would be tight.
B C Read this the exact moment that part of the video played. It felt odd
To be fair, the raptor was trying to eat them but the baby T-Rex wasn’t
It could be the sequel to 'Very Bad Things'.
“They put everyone’s lives in danger to save a T-Rex but now they’re happy about a dead Raptor?”
“Well it wasn’t a baby…”
“So no one cares unless it’s a baby?”
“Well babies are cute.”
“That makes sense babies are pretty cute.”
A Mandalorian Pitch Meeting would be TIGHT!
Yes sir it would
Yes, it would be wonderful, barely an inconvenience!
"Yeah, I will go ahead and have special effects start making a CG model for your baby Yoda."
"That will be great for distance shots and when The Kid is walking, but for close ups I was thinking we could use a puppet."
"You're crazy man. You're crazy."
I challenge them to do a pitch meeting for a move that everybody loves, like Shawshank Redemption
Yeah yeah yeah.
Dude this is funny as hell!
Been four months but still a nice surprise to see you here
ya it is also klayton i love ur channel im a subscriber
i disliked cuz you should have known better..it IS FUNNY annndddd...
disliking IS TIGHT!!
Klayton I freaking love your vids
You could say it's super easy barely an inconvenience to watch them
Yoooo dude. Love your videos
"He takes the baby T-Rex, because he cares of nature and stuff...
-What?"
Well he was an Ecoterrorist
I'm surprised he didn't mention the whole "Vince Vaughn unloading the guy's gun in a clearly dangerous situation just because he doesn't like hunters, resulting in unnecessary human deaths" thing.
Every character in the film is horrible, except for the equipment guy, who they have bitten and torn in half.
Or the equally sinful "big time experienced hunter guy who only brings two bullets to hunt a friggin t rex" thing.
@@josephdillard9907 The fact the VV's character was alone with the professional hunters extremely expensive double rifle is also a big sinny sin sin.
whoops
@@The_Angry_BeEconomist Whoopsie!
When the scriptwriter guy said they leave in a helicopter, I thought the movie was over too. Totally forgot about San Diego!
I like to think that the San Diego part of the movie was just a fever dream Ian has on the helicopter, you know like the weird freakin' dream sequence on the plane in the third movie.
Getting a notification for pitch meetings is tight
watching them is super easy, barely an inconvenience
ronin yeah yeah yeah
Yes sir it is
I love how l
In the second "whoops," Ryan was unenthusiastic. Like, "Nah we did one already."
“ Well you know the dinosaurs worked so hard I’d figure we’d throw them a bone... of a child.” 🤣
These movies are way darker than people realize. I remember McDonald’s having happy meals for Jurassic park, several people literally get eaten by dinosaurs in the movie
"It starts with 'oooh and ah.' Then there's running and screaming."
One could say this pitch meeting is at Perfect Biting Height.
where you're going is the only place in the world where the geese chase you
Ian - What do you think you were going see here?
Nick - I don't know, animals, maybe big iguanas?
Ian - Fruitcakes.
wstine79 - Sounds like my marriage.
When he realized the movie still continues after the Island killed me.
🤣
Deadly realizations are TIGHT
I saw this movie in theaters and everyone in the audience groaned when it kept it going into San Diego.
"They only use this island for breeding and raising the dinosaurs..."
"But, didn't they say in the first movie that all the dinosaurs were female so that they couldn't breed?"
"Whoops!"
"Whoopsie!"
I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about that...
@Planet Purgatory LOL like what you did there...perfect Jeff Goldblum cadence
Yeah but they didn't know the Dinosaurs could breed prior to the first movie so before the first movie Isla Sorna was used for breeding and raising the dinosaurs.
@@t.rexking441 wow wow wow
The Books say the second island is where they're cloned. That its the factory island and everything on the park is for show only, lab ride included.
Finally someone noticed the T-Rex would have locked himself back in the cargo hold after killing everyone.
He wanted to pull a sneaky on the San Diegans.
@@Rougarou99 Very sneaky lizard.
What you mean back in the cargo hold? Wasnt he in a cage on the deck of the ship when they show it from a news chopper?
@@chrisrichfield8906 a complete disregard of continuity is TIGHT!
My boyfriend doesnt watch these and has no idea when i quote Ryan's slogans. WHOOPSIE
*TIGHT*
Sounds super easy.
If you haven't already, you need to dump his ass for that. That's just disgusting, a crime even... Everyone should watch Ryan George
you deserve better.
Wow wow wowowowow
_"Any other short film you'd like to tack on to the end?"_ -- HAHAHHahaahhahaaa!
...and that’s why whenever I hear someone say the word “convenience”, it feels off...
*It has to come along with the full sentence and two Ryans!*
Therapist: oh, being influenced by an internet thingie is tight!
Mmariankaa
I have the same thing when I hear „super easy“.
@@fritzvoncranach6268 lol we shall see!
@@fritzvoncranach6268 I just had that happen with a recent CinemaSins video; Jeremy said "super easy" and I immediately said, "barely an inconvenience" before remembering I was watching the wrong channel and had to go back because I missed what Jeremy said after "super easy".
Dargonhuman looool nice one! It’s crazy how a catchphrase literally catches you.
@@mmariankaa sticking toothpicks in all angles of a Vienna sausage doesn't make it gourmet!!! 😂 just highlights a severe lack of taste AND style ontop of "unoriginal as a corndog"!!!
3:23
That almost forced, fast „Whoopsie“ is genius.
Says a lot about my sense of humour that I find even slight changes to old catch phrases hilarious..
"The tech guy gets eaten"
DON'T YOU DISRESPECT EDDIE THAT WAY. HE IS A GOD DAMN HERO.
Matthew Hieber “That man gave his life to save ours...” “Then his troubles are over. Come on, let’s get this moving feast on the way!!”
Damn, I really did watch this movie a lot as a child.
I’m so happy someone acknowledg Eddie that man died saving those idiots he was the only man I considered a hero in these movies
@@AndreNitroX Billy almost got us in JP3, but he lived so...
@@SuperMattman21 ill admit that scene with pterodactyls was pretty heroic.
Yes!! Eddie was that man. I was sad when he died :(
Pitch Meeting: "Super-"
Audience in time: "-Easy, Barely an Inconvenience".
I've been watching these so much I just skip 5 seconds since I already know what's coming ha
"Really felt like this movie was over." "Well it's not!"
Not by a LONG shot!!!
The San Diego scene would’ve been great for a short movie like battle at big rock
Watched a bunch of Pitch Meetings today. It's great to see how they have evolved and how Ryan has tightened up the editing so well, barely a second lost. Great work as always.
Tight editing is......no I'm not saying that.
Tight editing is easy, barely an inconvenience.
Please do a PITH MEETING for HIGHLANDER!!! "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!"
Well two, since there was a sequel.
@@Wired4Life2 or 5
I got it...😀
There was a sequel, hahaha, you guys are hilarious, next you'll be trying to tell me they made sequels to "The Matrix"
And make it pithy.
That whole running into danger, so no one can see his ding dong literally had me on the floor with tears. It was the best one yet in these Pitch Meetings.
It's hilarious that the T-Rex kills everyone on the boat somehow and then goes back under and closes the door. It's also ridiculous how it just sneaks up at the very end without making any noise. I loved the line about tacking on more short films at the end!
And then later in San Diego...
What?!
3:24 unusual casual "whoopsie"
I love this development of meta humour in pitch meetings
Lol he’s just going through the motions
We call that an "obligatory whoopsie" 😁
I love how "barely an inconvenience," "unclear," and "oh ____ is/are tight!" are in every single one of these.
And Whoopsie
The Big Game Hunter Roland Tembo, expertly portrayed by the late Pete Postlethwaite, was the best part of this movie.
As entertaining as Muldoon was in the first movie, Roland was closer to book Muldoon
Agreed.
Oh yeah!
"Let's get this movable feast underway!"
-Best line in the franchise(s).
Imo Postlethwaite had screenpresence like no other.
yeah, and his most scenes were cut in final cut...
yeah, until he suddenly disappears in the final act and never shows up again without any explanation
4:50 you forgot about the T- Rex doing the most evil thing anybody could do: killing a dog
That's enough justification for a movie crossover where John Wick punches a t-rex. Get on it Hollywood!! Lol.
“So all that stuff we saw in the first movie was...”
Hollywood: ...Hopefully forgotten by everyone in the audience.
Sounds accurate. 😂😂
Maybe it was only in the books but i thought they also explained in the movie that the lab was just for the tourists and was a deliberate lie
@@fergin4979 That's what I remember. The book basically explains that the cloning process was incredibly messy. All the messy work was done on the second island to hide that fact. Only viable embryos were brought and hatched at the park to provide an entertaining show. It's been awhile since I saw the movie so I don't remember if, or how well, it was explained.
When will we see a Pitch Meeting for Godzilla King of the Monsters?
@Michael I don't think so but that's just my opinion
Michael that’s why the pitch will be that much better
Why would they ever do a pitch meeting for a movie that was so well made with 0 plotholes. Just because you're a fan doesn't mean you have the right to ask Ryan, to labor through such a hard project, trying to decipher the intricate plot of Godzzilla: The King of Monsters
So when will you guys do a Back to the Future Pitch Meeting? I need it.
In the future!
Binge watching all the pitch meetings during quarantine is TIGHT, it's also super easy, barely an inconveniance.
I love how excited he gets every time he hears that characters from a previous movie are returning for the sequel. 🤣🤣
4:01 using gymnastics on raptors is tight!
Pitch meeting for Mad Max: Fury Road please!
Why though? It's the best action movie of this millenium for far. (last millenium it was Terminator 2)
Pitch 'Love Actually' please.
I have 9 short stories and i'm gonna cram 'em together!
Jessica Stadul yes please
@@JamoboBorg "will those 9 stories even fit together?"
"It will be very easy, barely an inconvenience!"
"Will there be any genuinely credible female characters in this movie?"
"Well there will be a couple - but they'll both end up romantically disappointed"
"And you say women all over America will want to watch this every Xmas? How will you get away with that?"
"Oh it'll weirdly prove super easy for some incomprehensible reason. Actually barely an inconvenience!"
"Yeah, I guess disappointed romantic storylines for multi-dimensional female characters is always pretty tight!"
"Especially at Xmastime"
"Wow wow wow wow!"
The "whoopsie" at 3:23 was so casual that you can see the Writer Guy isn't even trying anymore.
The "Whoops. Whoopsie" exchange is my favorite of his catchphrases. Ryan George is a comedic genius.
Should’ve been called Whoops! Whoopsie: The movie
Nope, Wild Wild West I think officially takes that title!
You wanted me Principal Miller
@@sea-bassisabottlecapco3767 eat your cereal
Sharpiesniffer 82
Eat your cereal
"Screen Rant makes other videos than pitch meetings you know?"
"Why"
"Unclear"
"That Works!"
Wow wow Wow
"Unfortunately, it doesn't work."
"Fair enough._
03:59
So the daughter did a backflip, kicked the bad dinousaur in the neck and saved the day.
There's so much wrong with this one that you could easily do a 1 hour pitch special. It was like watching a video game, as characters tried to make it from level to level before confronting the Big Boss.
UA-cam should give Ryan a price for being the most quoted guy in the comments, on UA-cam, from "super easy", over "tight", "Whoopsie", "Get of my back", "Well ok then", "That´s what we are going with"... ... ... to "Barely an inconvinience"
You forgot unclear and fair enough.
@@delugesofgrandeur fair enough
Literally saw this notification clicked and liked before even watching. Now I can laugh in peace.
The scene where the little girl gets attacked is in the book, although the girl was only attacked by one tiny dinosaur and she’s only bitten in one arm. The movie version is so disturbing.
What is this "book" you speak of?
@@mrmicro22 um, Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton, how can you don’t know Jurassic Park is based on a best seller book?
Everytime I watch these I can't comme t enough how funny and amazing they are. Saw some of the older Pitch Meeting videos and gotta say this character style just makes takes it from gold to diamond
He should do a pirates of the Caribbean pitch meeting
Olivia F
Oh my god, yes!
I've been requesting it for years now
I gotta say, I'd seriously like to see these pitch meetings for every film I've seen in my life! i can not get enough!
3:25 that caught me off guard 😂
PLZ DO A PITCH MEETING OF
THE GIVER AND ANY OF THE CARS MOVIES it would be super easy barely an inconvenience
@Isaac Thompson this simply oozes "intelligence" 😉 lol
Wait,The giver is a movie?
I'm currently reading it for the first time.
@Isaac Thompson Wow wow wow!
@@berengustav7714 yeah our class read it this year we watched the movie in class
"So what volunteer activities does this boi do?"
"Bathe an elderly lady."
The Room Pitch Meeting, please! What a Pitch Meeting, Ryan!
3:24 that sped up "whoopsie" was like we gotta move this along, there's a TON of bullshit to cover
The girl in the beginning doesn't die John Hammond said that she is fine
Do a pitch meeting for pulp fiction
Oh man, doing a pitch meeting for such a complicated yet captivating film sounds difficult
@@les907 Actually...
@@7_Cell ...it's super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Do Kungfu Panda man, it has so much punchline potential
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH KUNG FU PANDA!
@@b.m.933 I like the movie, what are you talking about
@@Angelo-kd6nd Exactly! There is nothing to make fun of about it!
@@b.m.933 alright 😒
Michael Angelo aww don’t be sad, I’m sure Ryan will do it. Kung Fu panda is a great movie, and it has a lot of potential for Ryan’s rants as well 😁
...WHOOPS
WHOOOOPSIE
it gets me everytime xD
ok
DUDE! Your Pitch Meetings have literally been getting me through this pandemic! I was watching "Rampage" on Netflix and literally paused it to check if you'd made one for it haha... PLEASE DO A DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON SERIES!! 🤘
Ryan, do a pitch meeting for Contact with Jodie Foster
Pitch meeting for Mars attacks!
"So your telling me the aliens weakness is loud music and when they hear it their heads explode?"
Yes
"And nobody on the entire planet had any music on whilst they invaded?"
"Apparently not."
Billy Thriller It wasn’t loud music that killed them. It was specifically the song “Indian Love Call” call by Slim Whitman. And the entire premise was meant to be ridiculous.
Fair Enough
@@Mitchfoxed Yeah but Screen Rant's Pitch Meetings often ignore details like this to make jokes. You realize that right? :) So the original comment is totally something that would be said in one of these videos.
That's what we're going with
hey, mars attacks' inconsistencies are nothing compared to the War of the World's aliens' inconsistencies... where the aliens.. sent mech suits down to earth, waited a few thousand years, then... rode lightning down into the mech suits... then quickly died because the mech suits weren't hermetically sealed and they contracted foreign bacteria and they all got sick.. lucky for us the aliens didn't use that couple thousand years to contemplate things like infection or anything.
Its crazy how bad the ending of this movie is, that San Diego part was so tacked on for no reason.
Precisely the reason why I prefer Jurassic Park III. JP3 seems AWARE that it's a mindless monster movie with Dr. Grant seeing dinosaurs again even though he swore never to go back (to ANY island with dinosaurs), so I give it a pass in that regard. I still cannot get through The Lost World in one sitting all these years later.
Yeah the San Diego subplot isnt in the novel so they just put it in for unknown reasons
@@jamesknapp64 That was most likely the result of some studio executive who knows jack about making movies interfering with the production.
Exec: "Our charts show that audiences don't want the exact same ending as the first movie, so you need to redo the ending to be more exciting."
Producer: "But we've already shot the ending of the movie and wrapped up all of the plot threads..."
Exec: "Then add on a second ending."
Producer: "But everyone important already got off the island..."
Exec: "Well, what if one of the dinosaurs followed them? Like the T-Rex? Audiences love that one!"
Producer: "What, like a lost puppy?"
Exec: "Yes, but a 2 story tall puppy that eats people. Have it get loose in San Diego, like the ending of Ghostbusters."
Producer: "That ... was a resurrected god that took the form of an advertising mascot..."
Exec: "I don't care, I want to see a T-Rex wreck San Diego because I didn't get to go to ComicCon this year. Make it happen or your movie gets canned."
Starship Trooper Pitch Meeting would be super easy barely an inconvenience
Roland is the best character. His name his "Roland," but his personality and skill set are more like a cross between Mordecai and Sir Hammerlock.
subtle "woopsie" with the snake in the shirt, running into a T-Rex's mouth. One of the best woopsies you've ever done! You never cease to amaze, Ryan!
Thank you. I was getting worried I wouldn't be graced with your humor today.
Ryan's Pitch Meetings are always tight, and Sundays are even better with them! 💕
Never can I ever : get tired of a good old screen rant !!
Ty for the entertainment during quarantine!!❤️❤️🦠💯
Pitch Meeting*
10 years later: still in quarantine
"We throw them a bone of a child." I had to pause the video there as I was laughing way too hard to hear anything being said. x'D
My favorite part of the movie was how the. Raptor understood English and actually turned around when Ian's daughter yelled "Hey, you!" then waited patiently for her to finish swinging and flipping on the bar before she kicked him.
"They're both from the first movie" could be a repeating gag
It is now lmao well done
We all need to "pitch" 7-11 corporate to change their name to "Super Easy, Barely An Inconvenience Store."
I think a Pitch Meeting for the Clone Wars would be Superb Easy Barely An Inconvenience
Wow.
Super*
@@movieblocks9164 you misspelled "wow, wow, wow, wow..."
Onas Knox get ALLLLL the way off my back
ThievesYolo I also need you to get all the way off his back
I've been Binge-Watching these all week, because Pitch Meetings Are Tight!😁
A Comet 65 million years ago: "Killing all the dinosaurs will be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
0:16 "i figure we throw them a bone... from a child" 😂😂😂
It's a pity, cause the book was a decent sequel
The book was quite frankly a mess and screws up the continuity with the original way more than the film does in relation to the first film. The thing that makes it work is that Crichton's writing is very self-aware, something that got completely lost in the adaption, only to be then used in Jurassic World, where it somehow flew over a lot of people's heads who criticised the film for being a commentary on the nature of sequels while being absolutely self-aware that it was just that.
Mario Quade The book was actually being written as the movie was being made, which is why they are similar but different after a certain point in the story.
Book had better scenes and way more intense.
Who else realised this movie is like Jurassic world: fallen kingdom
actaully there are major diffrences and it did iit have an original ending and pushed the story forward
Colin Trevorrow has stated that he is trying to make each movie similar to its original counterpoint (except for Jurassic World: Dominion) with his own spin on it.
Yeah it’s pretty incredible how The Lost World pays homage to Fallen Kingdom.
why ithink Dominion will rival Jurassic Park same goes for the Untitled 2022 Star Wars film
@@TheCommanderSpitz Sounds like corporate Hollywood speak for "I wanted to make a Jurassic Park movie but couldn't come up with a good idea so I 'reimagined' the originals."
No wonder I was bored watching the two Jurassic World movies and found myself wishing I was watching the original movies...
4:39
"So it killed everyone on the boat and went back in the cargo hold and closed the door?"
That cracked me up so much!
p.s: What about a Pitch Meeting where nothing is pitched? Oh wait. I uploaded that. 😏
“Is there anymore short films you wanna tack onto this thing?”
😂😂
5:51 but it made for a really fun level in the Chaos Island game :D