“Well, go on, let’s hear what happened to you” Well it all started when I walked into an abandoned castle and saw some abnormally large webs... Edit for the people who don’t get it yet, I’m referencing the Lonely Drider series on this channel, it’s my favorite
I just followed a trail of candy and thought it was a free snack but it led into this cellar and then that big spider lady grabbed me, wrapped me up and put me in here.
Some people would run in fear seeing a spider this big. Me? I’d welcome her to my home where she can keep the flies and mosquitoes away. Spiders need more love ❤️
"Well, go on. Let's hear what happened to you.? Well you see, it seemed like a good idea to have the skeletons that popped out of the wizard's tomb build the orphanage. They offered their services, seeing how they built the original tomb.
I choose to believe that the knight was kicked out for being too scary and dishonerable, like throwing sand in his opponent's eyes. So, the exact opposite of the drider.
Yoooo, you pretty much nailed the accent the whole way through, immersion = complete. The story was adorable too, actually lost myself in it. You only fell slightly short on the odd word here and there but Im also accustomed to the full range of Queens English accents so I pick up on it more than most. Fantastic job!
Great work, what was the inspiration for the accent? She was very well spoken and articulate. Hopefully we hear more in the future from her and bucket head.
I think this one is easily on par with your other Driver role-play, although I won't lie, I think I like this one a little bit more Probably cause I don't handle sad stuff really well, like your pirate role-play had me bawling my eyes out when I heard what happened to her sister
This is wonderful! I think this also much better than the Leech girl roleplay! One question though: How many more parts will there be to the Alien Abduction story?
9:28 "Ok, so, here's the deal. I was supposed to be made part of the royal guard, but they thought I was too skinny and weak to join the royal guard. So, I decided to try being a mercenary. I was hired by a peasant to kill the lord's daughter of my village. But, somehow, through a BUNCH of conveniences, I ended up being fancied by the lords daughter, like, REALLY fancied! And so, I was chased out by the lord until I can prove myself again."
This one of the f****** most innocent thing to listen to it seems like fairy tale logic right here am I right or am I right cuz like if I am then I am cuz right now that seems like a straight-up fairytale book right. I like it.
Me as the protag: I know I might be out of line for saying this but who cares if you're not scary you're beautiful creature and a great host and what's wrong with not doing what people have told you were supposed to do all your life.
Check out the extended version for $5 patreons! www.patreon.com/MotherMacabre
She may or may not want sum fuk but hey I’m debating a part 2
Do a part 2
I'm just curious, what's the difference between the UA-cam and patreon versions? Like, is it just more story or?
Dylan Kerin more story
@@MacaldaReye pls a second part and some more
"What an easy meal you would be."
Me remembering it says (NO DEATH): *_You have no power here!_*
Well, there's vore that ends up with everyone going home healthy
@@Bumblebee2361 bruh how is being eaten end up with me going home healthy
@@mrpyromaniac675 in the fetish, the predator can let the prey out
@@Bumblebee2361 ya or i could die sitten around in a stomach sounds gross and boring
Crimson [HellWalker] have you ever heard of stomach acid?
Dorky Drider:"Stop acting like a scorpion, lemme grab u! (pout face)
Me:"hehe, sword goes swink swink
i laughed way to hard at this
@@thenumbr24 My job is done
Hey! Hello fellow brother!
@@kung-borean30 Hey, sup
Metal stick go brrrrr
All I’m waiting for at this point is for a Yeti to come into the cave and shout “WELCOME TO THE HIMALAYAS!”
You are going to
*B R A Z I L*
@@hello_i_exist_uwu N..n....no I don't want to go to Brazil.
@@monsoon2974 y o u a r e g o i n g t o
*B R A Z I L*
Snow cone?
I want this audio
Giant Drider grill: Wanna hear my stories over tea and snacks?
Me: *Initiates Dark Souls Meditation emote* Indeed.
*With a Pinch of Undertale Spider dance*
@@citrusorange794 I don't like that pfp
PRAISE THE SUN!!!!!!
As an australian i can say that this is an acurate descrpition of going into my shed
Lucky
so that's why my dad is in the shed so dang much
@@o1660 don’t tell your mother now.
@Michael De Santa ah so the snake has found me. How ya doin old friend?
F
1:01 “Listen, you don’t know what I can do with a letter opener.”
Starting to wonder what's going to become of all these adventurers either dying or forming bonds with these monsters.
Sudden Population increase intensifies
just an axe sudden population of half human half other creature
people?
To be fair, adventurers being killed by monsters is kind of an occupational hazard.
Have you ever hears of the legend of MGE?
@@minigamer1967 I plead the fifth.
“Well, go on, let’s hear what happened to you”
Well it all started when I walked into an abandoned castle and saw some abnormally large webs...
Edit for the people who don’t get it yet, I’m referencing the Lonely Drider series on this channel, it’s my favorite
I opened a chest after defeating some random wizard and then you came out of it
And thus the floor collapsed beneath me and here we are, somewhere below the old castle in this dark cave talking with you.
I just followed a trail of candy and thought it was a free snack but it led into this cellar and then that big spider lady grabbed me, wrapped me up and put me in here.
So in other words....
*Australia*
To be fair australian wildlife is like a rpg. The deeper you go in the bush, the higher the level.
@@Nebulon2010 yeah I'm Australian only like 2 things can't kill you even the Platypus has a poisonous spike on it
Bradley Maynard Endgame Australia
Wait, so if Australia is a RPG does that mean exterminators are just grinding XP until they can fight this?
Captain Price Gotta ask mine
imagine seeing a spider this big?
get the ferbrize and the lighter
Brother get the flame thrower the heavy flame thrower
Purge it in flame
WE MUST PURGE THIS GIANT SPIDER WOMAN, MY BROTHERS!!!
@@TheNightmareAngelYT is it for the emperor my battle brother?
*_We need nuclear weapons NOW!_*
The not so ittsy bittsy spider...
*_Iggy biggy spider_*
Love her accent, it actually makes her less scary.
Yo don't think I missed that dragon heart reference, I love that movie!
Hat
@NOODLE SOUP *rat*
@Michael De Santa cat
@@proud_emmerian6510 gnat
@@o1660 Shat
Dang this one was really good! Gotta say, it may be a new favorite for me! And she sounds so nice, how could someone ostracize her? I'd hug
10/10 would hug again
Gotta agree on that one, definite hug material
She sounds like she'd give good hugs to
I like hugs.
Oh, Drider is a brittish and no death. What, are we going to have a tea party?
8:15 *My sides* xD
Mother Macabre, you are amazing as always ^,^
There's a scene in this that reminds me of a movie called dragon heart if you've heard of that
A lot of it is word for word. I like it.
Dragon heart is my all time favorite movie
Yessssssss
Dragonheart is my favorites dragon film!
Read the comment before i pressed play and That was the exact scene that came to mind.
Her: Hello their little one.
Me: 😍
The "I can't stop!" with the flower pressing had me in stitches. I love this character!
Some people would run in fear seeing a spider this big. Me? I’d welcome her to my home where she can keep the flies and mosquitoes away. Spiders need more love ❤️
Yeah, no. Spiders are still creepy and terrifying as they are. I don't trust them.
My room is in the basement
I AM THE LORD OF SPIDERS!
Ah
But what about wasps?
@@knightsotl796 fuck wasps
@@knightsotl796 i had a wasp stuck in my shirt once, i didn't realise it was there until it was out.
Listener seems to have the same strategy as doom guy: if I stop moving, I die
Just be FAST and be up in their business
"Well, go on. Let's hear what happened to you.?
Well you see, it seemed like a good idea to have the skeletons that popped out of the wizard's tomb build the orphanage. They offered their services, seeing how they built the original tomb.
Oh man I absolutely LOVE the Dragonheart reference at the beginning~! Such nostalgia for that movie
Awww this was really wholesome I love it. I feel like the drider and the knight listener would be the perfect adventurer duo.
The dude in the thumbnail looks like Robocop
• Drugo • mk11 hype is getting everyone
Robostop.
Upon first glance I thought the knight was robocop, that was an odd assumption to start this video too
That’s what I thought too 😂
Dead or alive, we're having tea!
le laugh
"Monster Capital" sounds like the beginning of a Mother-Macabre Cinematic Universe.
I like.
Drider: *tries to eat listener*
Lamia: “Are you challenging me?”
I choose to believe that the knight was kicked out for being too scary and dishonerable, like throwing sand in his opponent's eyes. So, the exact opposite of the drider.
This was adorable, and I do like tea...
"daring today, aren't we?" is this a sponge bob reference ?
No it’s a jojo reference
There's always time for a JoJo reference
JoJo references are eternal
Datboi Gokumi no DOOM is eternal
Halo is infinite and Smash is Ultimate
I love how the artist is hiding microphones in plain sight!
If this were the radioactive spider to create spiderman, I'd totes get myself bitten
Awww this is adorable.
How is this from 6 days ago
*Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*
Wtf 6 days lol
Time traveler halt
I have the ability to time travel, but only for UA-cam comments ;P
Yoooo, you pretty much nailed the accent the whole way through, immersion = complete. The story was adorable too, actually lost myself in it.
You only fell slightly short on the odd word here and there but Im also accustomed to the full range of Queens English accents so I pick up on it more than most. Fantastic job!
I dunno what it is, the accent or magnificent mocking laugh at the start. But its sooo good, keep up the fantastic work. I love it.
Getting dragonheart vibes
Civilised arachnid görl tries to eat canned man then debates about pets, tea and friendliness. Part 2 = name reveal (for spider gurg)
We really need a part two of this.
You sound really cute with that accent
This is really cute and I need this to become a series, please!
2:30. This just makes me think of Dragonheart💗😂
Dude same 😂😂
Didn’t expect to have a DragonHeart reference
10/10
0:44 - 0:59 * lights flamethrower * and in a soft voice "yes... you should..."
Her: you put up a fair fight
me: ahh yes i am well versed in all 7 forms of lightsaber combat
Oh boy a new fresh comment section and a new giantess audio to listen to omg yessss~
Drider: buckethead-
Me: actually it's redknight...don't get me wrong i love his music but it's red knight...
Awwwww well shes adorable and cute!!💕💕💜💜💕💕💜
2:30 dragonheart vide intensifies
Great work, what was the inspiration for the accent? She was very well spoken and articulate. Hopefully we hear more in the future from her and bucket head.
I think this one is easily on par with your other Driver role-play, although I won't lie, I think I like this one a little bit more
Probably cause I don't handle sad stuff really well, like your pirate role-play had me bawling my eyes out when I heard what happened to her sister
Oh my god this definitely one of my favourites now. And you definitely sold me on the accent.
If I could befriend my enemies in Skyrim it would go like this
A spider lady with a british accent.. I'm sold! ❤
"Nice to meet you bucket head" rol love it! Just too funny ☺
Oi! That's sir bucket head to you lass!
This one is so precious like if I had a girl spider as a friend I'd want her no questions ask
This is wonderful! I think this also much better than the Leech girl roleplay!
One question though: How many more parts will there be to the Alien Abduction story?
James h 5 more so far there will likely be more
This is straight out of braveheart. I'm for it.
her: oh mr hero dont poke me with your letter opener
me: Oh is that what you driders call a flamethrower ?
I know there is an extended version on patreon, but I’d love to see a part two
I can tell she was clearly having fun with these lines
OMG I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOUR ASMR VIDEO!!!😍💜💕💜💕💜💜💕💜💜💕💜💜💕💜💕💜💕💜💕💜💕💜
That was so wholesome, she is so adorable oh my god. I love the accent too.
Eight legged beauty 88w88
I'm imagining how big spiders can be and now just realized thats scary as hack 😨😅🕷
Her: why are you here to kill me?
Me: umm cause i got a contract?
Need to pay rent somehow.
I found it adorable that the knight brought coffee/Tea, the clan behind must be like "Where are our hot drinks????"
If the knight is replaced by the Last Dovahkiin, he would have shouted FUS RO DAH on this Giant Drider.
Roommate:hates spiders me:
At the beginning, I can't help but imagine the footsteps as our character strafing the drider.
Spiders are my #1 greatest fear, so here goes nothing!
The accent is giving me a some what vibe of patches from DS
Wait a minute, I think someone has been watching Dragonheart!
*Sniff Sniff* Yeah i smell Dark Souls
In the beginning I was like "I Like Swing my sword"
Past hey... Over here
SCP-682 HAS BROKEN OUT OF THE FACILITY AT GATE A.
I love your evil and menacing laughter 😊 🖤
fetteredfey m-menacing?
@@MacaldaReye yeah it was supposed to say menacing, I was voice texting at work
Dear lord what did it say before
9:28
"Ok, so, here's the deal. I was supposed to be made part of the royal guard, but they thought I was too skinny and weak to join the royal guard. So, I decided to try being a mercenary. I was hired by a peasant to kill the lord's daughter of my village. But, somehow, through a BUNCH of conveniences, I ended up being fancied by the lords daughter, like, REALLY fancied! And so, I was chased out by the lord until I can prove myself again."
Beeg spoder
You really nailed that British accent, Macalda! 😂
I love the Dragonheart reference of the "being eaten" part.
It says (no death) but what I see is inevitable sequel thats going to be amazing
Now that I look at the thumbnail again, it totally reminds me of Quelaag, but without the Chaos and flames
THE GIANT ENEMY DRIDER
She’s so adorable
I’d love to see this become a series
Dragon heart quote got you figured out girl lols
I just want a hug!
OMG why do I love this series so much?
MORE MORE MORE
P.S. U R my favorite ASMR UA-camr
*sees big spider*
Me: “we’re gonna need a bigger shoe”
THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER!
Suffer the wrath of my sharpness three diamond sword!
You should definitely make a death alternate version!!
Living is nice.
Though I don't feel comfortable about giant spider women roaming our world...
@Degenerate Filth
Funny, laughed.
drider "flower pressing addiction"
me "my condolences"
Last time I was in a situation like this, it was with a dragon who talks like sean conory.
This one of the f****** most innocent thing to listen to it seems like fairy tale logic right here am I right or am I right cuz like if I am then I am cuz right now that seems like a straight-up fairytale book right. I like it.
I think someone watched dragonheart for the draw part of this audio.
Me as the protag: I know I might be out of line for saying this but who cares if you're not scary you're beautiful creature and a great host and what's wrong with not doing what people have told you were supposed to do all your life.
I don't mind keeping you company Leggy Lady, but you gotta add some muffins with that tea, I'm might be a loser knight, but I still have standards.
I thought you were Honey Audio for a second, great voice 💜💖💜💖