ASMR Dragoness Thinks You Are Her Treasure Roleplay (gender neutral) [NO DEATH]

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  • Опубліковано 22 лис 2024

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  • @MacaldaReye
    @MacaldaReye  2 роки тому +354

    There is an extended ending for this audio for my supporters! Check my link tree in the description!

    • @MacaldaReye
      @MacaldaReye  2 роки тому +92

      Oh you sweet summer children, if only you knew…

    • @jamesfreeman3617
      @jamesfreeman3617 2 роки тому +22

      Please tell me it doesn't make this a death tag

    • @coolrobin
      @coolrobin 2 роки тому +21

      0_o wtf she do? Realise we are in fact NOT a rock???

    • @jacobjabberwock
      @jacobjabberwock 2 роки тому +8

      Bless. Here's to hoping it is the beautiful gift of [DEATH]~

    • @aracharsley7357
      @aracharsley7357 2 роки тому +25

      @@jacobjabberwock Hey no offense but that's super fucking creepy.

  • @Gnollmund
    @Gnollmund 2 роки тому +912

    Day 25. The Dragon still thinks I am the avatar of her teasure. Conversations remain pleasant. Not sure how much longer I can hide my lacking knowledge about metallurgy though.

    • @theelephantandtherider9536
      @theelephantandtherider9536 2 роки тому +118

      when it gets an actual avatar of her treasure, its gonna be that spider man pointing meme.

    • @luissantiago5163
      @luissantiago5163 2 роки тому +12

      Lol

    • @aetherofthewindsofdestruct9866
      @aetherofthewindsofdestruct9866 2 роки тому +35

      Lacking knowledge of metallurgy?
      Cringe

    • @Scardy
      @Scardy 2 роки тому +5

      Ha.

    • @burgerkingballs
      @burgerkingballs 2 роки тому +29

      maybe she knows you're telling the truth but doesn't want to admit she's feeling lonely and wants a pet what if "because something as small as you wouldn't be stealing from something as powerful as I" was a subtle threat to play the part or else, it also kinda lines up with the rest of the lines except for the eating parts but maybe that's just dragon instincts or something, hopefully that's the case because otherwise we'll die of dehydration before we even last a week

  • @Butonz1
    @Butonz1 2 роки тому +862

    Listener: "I was trying to rob you."
    Dragoness: "No. You are the mountain."
    Listener: "Seems legit."

    • @KH-Drum
      @KH-Drum 2 роки тому +42

      Listener:
      *im pretty sure dragons don’t exist, so this is like.. a breakthrough..*

    • @thedragonthatlovesskittles7132
      @thedragonthatlovesskittles7132 2 роки тому +21

      @@KH-Drum EXCUSE ME W H A T. You calling me fake

    • @cheekibreeki5381
      @cheekibreeki5381 2 роки тому +17

      @@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132 ummm yeeah? Have you ever heard of a dragon that eats skittles??

    • @thedragonthatlovesskittles7132
      @thedragonthatlovesskittles7132 2 роки тому +23

      @@cheekibreeki5381 well of course I know him, he's me.

    • @spider-witch
      @spider-witch 2 роки тому +14

      @@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132 hey i have skittles do you want some it his better when you shared it will someone

  • @cm5913
    @cm5913 2 роки тому +506

    I like how she regards her treasure not as an accumulation of wealth or means of satisfying greed. But rather regards building her hoard as a sort of passion or hobby. Similar to how some people find meaning in collections, gardening, or some practice of artwork.

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 2 роки тому +34

      Dragons are curators of their own private jewelry museums.

    • @DestroyDEI
      @DestroyDEI 2 роки тому +15

      @@combativeThinker Imagine visiting a dragon just to ask for the rarest of sauce

    • @rgz-91xsre-zz15
      @rgz-91xsre-zz15 2 роки тому +2

      Nice change of paste

  • @picklesenate9681
    @picklesenate9681 2 роки тому +574

    We all need to find a person that treats us like treasure.

    • @lacalacaardiente8779
      @lacalacaardiente8779 2 роки тому +19

      if only it were that easy

    • @wormbag80
      @wormbag80 2 роки тому +15

      @@lacalacaardiente8779 be the change you wanna see in the world

    • @lacalacaardiente8779
      @lacalacaardiente8779 2 роки тому +14

      @@wormbag80 If I try to be the change that I want to see here in Latin America
      I'm going to appear quartered in a black bag
      believe me, there is a very long history of people who wanted to do good here and "disappeared" 😃

    • @lacalacaardiente8779
      @lacalacaardiente8779 2 роки тому +1

      @@wormbag80 or what did you mean?

    • @wormbag80
      @wormbag80 2 роки тому +1

      @@lacalacaardiente8779 uhhhh

  • @lukevankleef4245
    @lukevankleef4245 2 роки тому +284

    ''And right underneath my belly.''
    Uhm... *glances at [NO DEATH]*
    Alright, I'll trust you on this one.

    • @madlad1335
      @madlad1335 Рік тому +15

      Funniest thing I read

    • @LordGarryk
      @LordGarryk Рік тому +9

      Nah fam. It's like a weighted blanket.

  • @kriegsman8938
    @kriegsman8938 2 роки тому +112

    I can't help it but...
    "There's a dragon in my head who calls me stud muffin."

  • @vicentemuerte5640
    @vicentemuerte5640 2 роки тому +724

    Imagine a bunch of adventurers roll up to a dragon horde, and there’s just a guy there chilling on top of the pile.

    • @andythegoat4552
      @andythegoat4552 2 роки тому +95

      Now that would be an interesting conversation

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 2 роки тому +100

      @@deltaace861
      *FWOOOSH*
      “…that hurt.”

    • @Chimera_VA
      @Chimera_VA 2 роки тому +105

      @@andythegoat4552
      "Sup fellas, welcome to the crib"
      [ Confused party noises ]

    • @snowcold55
      @snowcold55 2 роки тому +85

      “Mom there’s more knights”!

    • @dimitrusrichardson4098
      @dimitrusrichardson4098 2 роки тому +22

      Seems legit

  • @Wanda_FridayNightFunkin
    @Wanda_FridayNightFunkin 2 роки тому +248

    This entire vid can easily be summarized as: "no YOU'RE breathtaking!"

  • @renimusmaximus
    @renimusmaximus 2 роки тому +237

    Honestly, this is a pretty great deal. Someone who cares about us and thinks we are special, that's what everyone deserves. So long as she is willing to buy that we need to eat, I could enjoy a life with this dragon. She's gentle, caring, and she makes good points on worth. Pardon the bad pun, but I'm sold on her :)

    • @Blaze-27
      @Blaze-27 2 роки тому +15

      Is her cave hooked up with Wi-Fi though?

    • @awesomealiza4351
      @awesomealiza4351 2 роки тому +3

      Same :)

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 2 роки тому +14

      @@Blaze-27 Who needs wifi when you got a waifu?

    • @Blaze-27
      @Blaze-27 2 роки тому +7

      @@PhyreI3ird good point, actually

  • @Starlight-yk7pk
    @Starlight-yk7pk 2 роки тому +52

    I can't tell which idea I like better
    1. A thief that looks good enough the dragoness keeps me anyways calling me gem out of beauty
    Or 2. I actually am a manifestation of the horde with memories of a thief failed to escape, and become once more one with the horde
    Either way love the idea and hope for a pt 2

  • @luketheskymarshall4472
    @luketheskymarshall4472 2 роки тому +558

    “Your treasure wants chicken nuggies for dinner tonight mrs. dragon.”

  • @damobeck1
    @damobeck1 2 роки тому +267

    I feel like she knows we are a thief but she’s just goofing off and scaring us because why not? Not like we can get away anyway.

    • @ownzone8172
      @ownzone8172 2 роки тому +13

      I hope you right

    • @cleanserofnoobs4162
      @cleanserofnoobs4162 2 роки тому +24

      A punishment we deserve.

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 2 роки тому +7

      Depends. Did we bring an invisibility potion or cloak? Or a tranquilizer gun?

    • @cleanserofnoobs4162
      @cleanserofnoobs4162 2 роки тому +13

      @@ALJ9000 No tranquilizers can peirce her hide. And it doesn't matter if we're invisible and can't see us. She has other senses to find us. She's got a forked tongue to smell us out. And likely can hear us running on her hoard of jingling coins and gems.

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 2 роки тому +3

      @@cleanserofnoobs4162 What about scented lotion and camouflage?

  • @mikec8856
    @mikec8856 2 роки тому +48

    If Shrek has taught us anything, there's only two ways out of this one...

  • @crystanubis
    @crystanubis 2 роки тому +107

    I rolled over this treasure chest, and there was this little creature under it, and I thought, "That treasure had a child."
    (Scale birds caw in the distance)

  • @stevegaming1013
    @stevegaming1013 2 роки тому +228

    Ah yes I've become a dragons NFT.
    For real though you make some amazing content and you deserve all the praise and more. You are the treasure!

  • @aaronolson6736
    @aaronolson6736 2 роки тому +44

    The croc/gator bellows were a nice touch, proof of how calm she is.

  • @Antasma1
    @Antasma1 2 роки тому +66

    When she said she was gonna lay on top, I thought this was gonna be a [DEATH] audio after all. If we're here to stay, we could probably turn her into a mother that spoils us.

  • @lacalacaardiente8779
    @lacalacaardiente8779 2 роки тому +58

    Dragoness: i'm not gonna hurt you
    Me:I know but it is normal for me to be scared at any sign of kindness towards me

  • @justRobinisfine
    @justRobinisfine 2 роки тому +44

    The most common pet name for a partner in German is "Schatz" which means treasure. So in my head the dragon's confusion already had double meaning.
    It's also how precious was translated in Lotr. Treasure does exist as Tresor but this refers to a safe or vault

  • @therealpatagonianpancakes
    @therealpatagonianpancakes 2 роки тому +154

    Ah yes, another video with my favorite waifu: Smaugther Macabre

  • @Blindluck92
    @Blindluck92 2 роки тому +61

    Dragon: "I don't want to dent you."
    Me: *(actual spit-take)* "Ah, values dissonance. Always good for a laugh."

  • @calibusofficial
    @calibusofficial 2 роки тому +41

    Hot damn this audio made me feel nice. Getting called a treasure by a large dragon is apparently something I always wanted to hear lol
    Excellent as always Reye

  • @stevenchavez7214
    @stevenchavez7214 2 роки тому +59

    This is outstanding type of story telling also the thumbnail is pretty cool to look at. She views me as a treasure is very appreciated and I want stay with her to keep her company.

  • @blackjackthecat8306
    @blackjackthecat8306 2 роки тому +7

    love the potential of another dragon stopping by and seeing the person and saying "um...thats not a jewel.." and the person just yelling "Thank you! I've been trying to tell her this whole time!"

  • @FurinaKisser
    @FurinaKisser 2 роки тому +22

    Day 6: The dragon still thinks I'm a manifestation of their gold.I'm at the point of becoming a treasure god with all the jewels of the land.

  • @Deleted-Banana
    @Deleted-Banana 2 роки тому +66

    Fun Fact: You were the *shiny Pokémon all along.*

  • @lacalacaardiente8779
    @lacalacaardiente8779 2 роки тому +90

    I see a new video of mother macabre
    me:
    "that part of life
    that part is called happiness "

    • @kurou2620
      @kurou2620 2 роки тому +2

      Or death lol

    • @lacalacaardiente8779
      @lacalacaardiente8779 2 роки тому

      @@kurou2620 well
      It depends

    • @kurou2620
      @kurou2620 2 роки тому +2

      @@lacalacaardiente8779 Yes I suppose that’s true, luckily for us; mom’s been chill with the murder of the listener

    • @lacalacaardiente8779
      @lacalacaardiente8779 2 роки тому

      @@kurou2620 this will sound weird
      but when I see (death) I get wet nightmares :)

    • @kurou2620
      @kurou2620 2 роки тому +1

      @@lacalacaardiente8779 😂😂😂

  • @mikespoon3685
    @mikespoon3685 2 роки тому +19

    "Are you sort of like the heart of it all?"
    "No...I'm not a treasure, trust me. All I can say is, Ambien and a BeDazzler are a baaaad combination..."

  • @cleanserofnoobs4162
    @cleanserofnoobs4162 2 роки тому +55

    I don't think you've done a dragoness audio before. I really like this one. I hope you do more in future.

    • @jeebyheebies9904
      @jeebyheebies9904 2 роки тому +1

      She has.

    • @bruhlaro5416
      @bruhlaro5416 2 роки тому

      @@jeebyheebies9904 a long time ago. I think she removed it along with several others.

    • @jeebyheebies9904
      @jeebyheebies9904 2 роки тому +2

      @@bruhlaro5416 nope, it's right there before sleep paralysis part 2

  • @mrdoometernal
    @mrdoometernal 2 роки тому +277

    It’s funny, I feel this story would almost work better if the listener *was* a sort of sentient manifestation of a dragons horde.
    Like they had just gained consciousness and a human(oid) form, unaware of what they truly are and having to immediately parlay with the dragon who’s treasure created them. This living being of gold and jewels, literally the embodiment of the treasure stored within the cave.
    Crystalline white diamond and sapphire eyes, smooth platinum skin decorated with gold and jewels, a magic being willed into existence thought he sheer magnitude of ambient magic energy emanating from a powerful dragon. A bejeweled centerpiece that can hold a conversation, a creature of living metal and stone, with brilliantly gold hair encrusted with rubies and emeralds, like a strange fusion between an automaton and golem, yet with the self-awareness and mental faculties of a human.
    That said this is an exceptional video and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

    • @raynegruber5368
      @raynegruber5368 2 роки тому +40

      Now I need to Stat out a hoard golem for my D&D games...

    • @midnightdragon67
      @midnightdragon67 2 роки тому +15

      Okie imma steal this

    • @midnightdragon67
      @midnightdragon67 2 роки тому +18

      Imma just imagine it's a reincarnationed thief who's now made from gold

    • @anubarak9184
      @anubarak9184 2 роки тому +17

      I think we _may_ have touched the wrong bit of magical treasure
      we are bound to this place now

    • @riam850
      @riam850 2 роки тому +24

      Most treasure in this pile probably belonged to humans or other human like creatures, so it would be interesting if the reason that treasure manifestation take on human like form was because of memories related to it's previous owners.
      I mean I don't think that gems or coins can contains memories, but pretty much all their "life" those things were shaped, traded and cherished by humans, so by that some parts of those humans probably stayed inside those treasures.
      It's actually a nice base for character - You have pretty much surface understanding of people and basic knowledge how they should work, maybe some fragments of strong feeling of memories related to it's previous owners and believe to be one of them, but lack of any solid memories except for some echoes of adventurers of old.
      Like in this situation you would probably believe that you're human and that you just lost your memories somehow, and later when you would compare yourself to others you would just believe that you've been cursed and that's the reason you don't remember anything and are covered with gold and other treasure.

  • @liamk.6389
    @liamk.6389 2 роки тому +20

    Damn if I leave this cave someone could spend me on an NFT. Staying forever sounds really nice

  • @grim0reaper8
    @grim0reaper8 2 роки тому +16

    I like how it's specified “NO DEATH”

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 Рік тому +1

      No death means "Don't you worry, little one, I am not going to die while cuddling you!" It is not a symmetrical relation.

  • @WinterPhoenix
    @WinterPhoenix 4 місяці тому +3

    I like to think she knows we are not actually treasure, but because we were honest and she probably likes the look of us, she wants to keep us

  • @aria5614
    @aria5614 2 роки тому +12

    This ticks all of my boxes and I look forward to more in the future. I love being veiwed as a treasure.

  • @Carlos-ne3zf
    @Carlos-ne3zf 2 роки тому +16

    POV: you're a rogue with all their points in charisma instead of dexterity

    • @aceofspades9640
      @aceofspades9640 2 роки тому

      So basically a bard

    • @Carlos-ne3zf
      @Carlos-ne3zf 2 роки тому

      @@aceofspades9640 nah, the bard would try to seduce the dragon. And also trying to steal the treasure is what got them in that situation in the first place

    • @aceofspades9640
      @aceofspades9640 2 роки тому

      @@Carlos-ne3zf ok but what is they seduce the dragon because they got caught stealing

    • @Carlos-ne3zf
      @Carlos-ne3zf 2 роки тому

      @@aceofspades9640 Any class with high charisma can seduce and it doesnt seem that they're doing it on purpose, also not many would try to steal from a dragon using stealth, I mean it failed but ya know dices arent always on your side xD, it could be multiclassing too tho

  • @Wolffur
    @Wolffur 2 роки тому +8

    This is a good take on the motherly yandere trope. A dragon that literally regards the MC as her treasure.

  • @therisingsunygo
    @therisingsunygo 2 роки тому +14

    OK, now I want to see Mother Macabre do a video where an Asian dragon interacts with the viewer! Asian dragons are usually very wise and kind, so it'd be interesting to see one being friendly and nice to the viewer right away.

    • @RaWatchesThings
      @RaWatchesThings 2 роки тому +1

      Now I’m just imagining a scenario where an ancient Asian dragon has lost its pearl in the grasslands nearby and is trying her best to politely interrogate us and subtly sniffing around our picnic for her pearl, she’s embarrassed when we notice and we help her look for it, maybe some licks or coiling when we find it lol

  • @distractedturtle5697
    @distractedturtle5697 2 роки тому +16

    A dragon that perceives our worth, How quaint.

  • @EmeraldListener
    @EmeraldListener 2 роки тому +21

    Finally, I'm being treated as a real gem!!!

  • @arkauthor
    @arkauthor 2 роки тому +29

    Maybe the real treasure, were the ASMR we made along the way.

    • @Gargoyle9000
      @Gargoyle9000 2 роки тому +5

      I think you've watched too much One Piece.

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 2 роки тому +3

      @@Gargoyle9000 I think he’s had too much coke

  • @ADragonSpeaks
    @ADragonSpeaks 2 роки тому +34

    I'm a dragon and I approve this message.

    • @JMB_Knight
      @JMB_Knight 2 роки тому +1

      Hey can I borrow a loan then?

    • @ADragonSpeaks
      @ADragonSpeaks 2 роки тому +1

      @@JMB_Knight Not in THIS economy...

  • @foxyninja8059
    @foxyninja8059 2 роки тому +12

    I'm usually not really into yandere-y audios and I've never really understood it, but this def kinda made it make sense to me XD Super great work on the performance!!!

  • @Jigsawiskiller
    @Jigsawiskiller 2 роки тому +8

    Damn, the sound effects in this are just on point! I flinched at the first few steps coz, there has to be a dinosaur nearby, that was awesome!

  • @fenil1314
    @fenil1314 2 роки тому +11

    I feel it'd be cool that IF there was a continuation that we (as in the listener) really become the heart of the treasure through the dragon's belief. (although I'm not saying a second part of this is necessary, do what you feel 👍)

  • @TheDarkdoomful
    @TheDarkdoomful 2 роки тому +7

    Well this is definitely ending up as an encounter in my next DnD game.

  • @S_047
    @S_047 2 роки тому +16

    me: *perched on top of a mountain of treasure , pinned be the dragon I was stealing from* . . . Why won't she believe I'm a thief ? I mean .. is telling the truth that hard for me?

    • @ownzone8172
      @ownzone8172 2 роки тому +6

      When you role a nat20 in deception but you were trying to kill the character

  • @lucidinsect7474
    @lucidinsect7474 2 роки тому +6

    You're just a master of sound effects and voice acting. I love your work!

  • @shadowkingdarksin3980
    @shadowkingdarksin3980 2 роки тому +22

    Wholesome but yet spine chilling in the same time 😅

  • @DrDirt-fk5ls
    @DrDirt-fk5ls 2 роки тому +11

    This literally happens every time I go on POF!
    You terrify me, Mother!

  • @ggrarl
    @ggrarl 2 роки тому +12

    So when does the dragon burst into song about how she loves everything shiny?

  • @brainydragonva
    @brainydragonva 2 роки тому +6

    That awkward moment when you're so terrified that you actually try to convince the dragon you were trying to steal from her horde. 🤦‍♂️

  • @chaosblastman4936
    @chaosblastman4936 2 роки тому +5

    Honestly, this is the best outcome for trying to take treasure from a dragon XD She doesn't kill you cuz she sees a thief, she keeps you as part of the horde cuz she thinks your a treasure X3 I am ok with this... apart from the licking XD

  • @Katspspsp
    @Katspspsp 4 місяці тому

    This was so good! I don’t know why but your voice fits perfectly for a dragon. Something about the possessive and slightly creepy vibe really made this a favorite audio for me.

  • @MysttheHedgehog
    @MysttheHedgehog 2 роки тому +19

    I know I’m jumping the gun by commenting halfway through the vid but I’d be really curious to see if being exposed to the dragon’s hoard long enough would actually turn the POV character into living treasure

  • @shmoneydance6238
    @shmoneydance6238 2 роки тому +5

    Yo we need a part 2 this was so good 👏

  • @vevans0009
    @vevans0009 2 роки тому +3

    Rare to have a dragon in an asmr that looks like dragon. And stays one. KUDOS!

  • @coffee7644
    @coffee7644 2 роки тому +8

    The balls on this one to say they were stealing from a dragon to said dragon

  • @Rainyredman1234
    @Rainyredman1234 2 роки тому +1

    Ok but why did this raise my confidence a ton?!

  • @randomman.5
    @randomman.5 2 роки тому +3

    Me: I AM NOT GOLD! I AM A PERSON WHO WANTS TO ROB YOU!!!!!!
    Dragon:silly, your going to be protected.
    Me: aight I guess that's fair

  • @sebastianrose8145
    @sebastianrose8145 2 роки тому +3

    God why does this make me oddly nice and even tho shes confused I would just take it since I rarely get treated like that.

  • @dylanlyperd7050
    @dylanlyperd7050 2 роки тому +4

    I'm getting smaug the great dragon vibes from this, and I love it! :)

  • @Shotgun_Gospel
    @Shotgun_Gospel 2 роки тому +8

    Ah, there it is, my favorite MM roleplay trope. "Yes yes, perhaps it's less than ethical for me to enslave/devour/imprison/lobotimize/etc you, but have you considered that humans sometimes use mean words and do mean things? Yeah. Checkmate. Told you you were getting OWNED today."

    • @Da_Shark
      @Da_Shark 2 роки тому

      Dude but like weather loud people responsibilities mother fucking TAXES yeah I'm good being property as long as I am treated well
      I mean shit rich peoples dogs have better life quality than most people these days

  • @DDayJayke
    @DDayJayke 2 роки тому +3

    I would expect no death, I am great with Dragons. Especially female ones!

  • @TechnoScorpion
    @TechnoScorpion 2 роки тому +4

    "You are my treasure.

  • @primrosevale1995
    @primrosevale1995 Рік тому +2

    You've heard of "trophy wives", now we have literal "prize partners."

  • @pizzam4nn
    @pizzam4nn 2 роки тому +8

    Lady macabre, your vids are fuckin amazing. No cap, they are actually one of the things I look forward to.

  • @ToweringToska
    @ToweringToska 2 роки тому

    I love those deep heavy footsteps. ';;;;;' I can feel them rattling my heart, that's my favorite dragon effect. Spectacular audio work, roleplaying, and of course this thumbnail art, what a lovely face. Ahhhh, the treasure polishing was enchanting, I could feel the dragon's talons delicately holding me, and her tongue. Thank you, you've made a lovely relief.

  • @homuarkogetsumerlina6922
    @homuarkogetsumerlina6922 2 роки тому +2

    The background thud is hypnotic for some reason also part two maybe?

  • @Rizzhardt69TV
    @Rizzhardt69TV 2 місяці тому

    I love having your old stuff pop up, going to pat pat the giant snoot

  • @RoughTortoise840
    @RoughTortoise840 2 роки тому +2

    I mean, even though there is no death in this particular audio, this story will most likely end in it. Either the listener truly reveals their identity and convinces her that she’s mistaken, or the listener starves to death because sentient treasure doesn’t need to eat.

  • @funkyboy595
    @funkyboy595 2 роки тому +1

    Such pleasing, relaxing sounds, this has got to be a favourite!

  • @Bug-Slayer07
    @Bug-Slayer07 2 роки тому +7

    Dragoness: You must be my treasure!
    Me: No I was . . . (Looks at pretty dragoness) Yeeesss, I'm your treasure.

  • @pepitojudeallen797
    @pepitojudeallen797 2 роки тому +6

    For anyone looking to read a story like this, My Greatest Treasure by Sanguia on Ao3 is a great read

    • @dreamcatcherben8214
      @dreamcatcherben8214 2 роки тому

      You are a godsend

    • @pepitojudeallen797
      @pepitojudeallen797 2 роки тому

      @@dreamcatcherben8214 lmao i appreciate it. Hope you enjoy her other stuff as well; Sanguia's the best femdom writer I've read

  • @demongoddess2012
    @demongoddess2012 2 роки тому +1

    It's the thought of an army of something rolling up like "TREASURE TIME" and I'm there like "you entered the home of a woman and her pet... And I'm not the woman you should fear. No, I'm the pet that practically barks"

  • @nickfulton8173
    @nickfulton8173 2 роки тому +5

    No dragon you are my treasure

  • @solomongrundy1618
    @solomongrundy1618 2 роки тому +3

    Her: don't worry I won't hurt you
    My brain: *Skyrim combat music*

  • @mariabaumert9211
    @mariabaumert9211 2 роки тому +3

    Love it! please make a part 2

  • @thehousemaster5292
    @thehousemaster5292 2 роки тому +5

    being somebody's treasure aint so bad

  • @witherwolf3316
    @witherwolf3316 5 місяців тому

    Very creative spin on words of affirmation/affection

  • @jeebyheebies9904
    @jeebyheebies9904 2 роки тому +4

    Pretty weird for a fantasy creature to be "living in her own fantasy land" yet here we are.

  • @damonwile8045
    @damonwile8045 2 роки тому +1

    For some reason I can’t stop thinking that listener is literally just a gold golem with memories of a past thief

  • @SChallenger
    @SChallenger 2 роки тому +3

    *tries to escape the dragon and calls for help*

    • @slashedheart4256
      @slashedheart4256 7 місяців тому

      (I know I'm 2 years late on this, but the comment needs this)
      The incoming Nat1 speech from the DM:

  • @schmackeyjunior666
    @schmackeyjunior666 2 роки тому +1

    After multiple years the dragones passes away and new adventures arrive, only to discover the horde guarded by a being no longer made of human flesh but of gold with pure white pearls and diamonds for eyes and flesh of the finest silk and velvet, the adventures now must battle against the heart of the hoard

  • @rachdarastrix5251
    @rachdarastrix5251 2 роки тому

    Oh I know how to move undetected. Greater Invisibility. Makes you invisible to everything. Sight, sound, smell, heat sense, blindsense, ..
    I don't even need it often because I am stealthy naturally along with being very dexterous. Running speed 40, climbing speed 40, flight speed 80.

  • @skeletonking2253
    @skeletonking2253 2 роки тому +1

    I’d 100% play the “your love turned me into a real boy” card and hopefully she wouldn’t eat me

  • @darthimperious8661
    @darthimperious8661 2 роки тому +1

    This channel Is my treasure

  • @carrieprince5887
    @carrieprince5887 2 роки тому

    Yeah okay I audibly cheered when she mentioned polishing.

  • @connecting3882
    @connecting3882 2 роки тому +1

    My theory is that the dragon thinks we are treasure because we have a gilded armor set, so to the dragon we look as if we are made of gold and gems

  • @astolfo1018
    @astolfo1018 2 роки тому +4

    Relaxing😌

  • @michaeledblom9164
    @michaeledblom9164 2 роки тому +1

    plot twist, the dragon knows full well you're just a thief trying to steal from her and is just messing with you because she finds it far more amusing.

  • @justbreadnoroll
    @justbreadnoroll 2 роки тому +1

    POV: you didn't put eney points into stealth but you put all your points into charisma.

  • @atleastsmiles
    @atleastsmiles 2 роки тому +1

    You're so good at this.

  • @rudyflorestheswitchblade4462
    @rudyflorestheswitchblade4462 2 роки тому +5

    At least someone see me as being worth something.

  • @kylemoss7941
    @kylemoss7941 2 роки тому +1

    When the dragon rolls a 1 on an insight check.

  • @HammboneBob
    @HammboneBob 2 роки тому +2

    What a banger. Thanks for another gem, mama macabre.

  • @silverdragon6592
    @silverdragon6592 2 роки тому

    Wow a honest human that’s impressive and they/them confused the dragon

  • @timberpony1814
    @timberpony1814 2 роки тому +2

    You should make one with a Dragon Kidnapping a human who has The Midas Touch.

    • @JMB_Knight
      @JMB_Knight Рік тому +1

      That’s actually a great idea

  • @glitchhead9944
    @glitchhead9944 2 роки тому +2

    Very good love the story and the audio!

  • @flufballthecryomainac3320
    @flufballthecryomainac3320 2 роки тому +1

    Dragon:wait don't run away
    The two sides
    Me:*casually walking backwards after being told not to run* yeah I'll just come back then
    My character:HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO DON'T COME AFTER ME