Basically me making my final project for CSE. It was a partner project and my partner and I made a tilt maze. This was in MIT App Inventor by the way. Final level had 4 finishes. But it had a bug where it would take away 2 lives instead of 1. So we decided: "It's not a bug. It's a feature."
Mark: "CALL YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW!" Me: *Calls my mom* Mom: "Why are you calling from the other room? Just walk your ass out here like a normal human being."
This game has given me the perfect idea for a rage game. Everything in the game goes against every you know about games. Hearts take away health, coins kill you, poison makes you faster, spikes heal you, water kills you on some levels and nothing on others. And in rare occasions it heals you.
Unfortunately, my mom passed away in January this year, so that part was a bit eerie and incredibly depressing. I would love to call my mom, if I could. Those of you who can though, should.
I called my mom. Mom: Hello? Me: hi, mom, I love you :) Mom: *laughs* I love you too. :)) me: yaaay- Mom: ok, byee. *hangs up* She was in the kitchen, and she was busy, so I took my chance.
*Dials mother's phone number* Yeah, Mom? Hi, it's me.... yeah, i know it's 3 am and you wanna sleep, but some angry UA-camr yelled that I should do it RIGHT NOW and well, you know how easily i am influenced.... So.... erm, how's it going? ...
@@cordelianaranjo4306 yandere: obsessive lover, kills everyone that even dares to look at you. tsundere: acts rude and violent, but is soft and in love on the inside. deredere: very kind and happy, makes everyone around them happy. kuudere: appear very cold and emotionless, but are soft and caring on the inside.
I get Myles’ reasoning. Her dad’s moved on, and coming back, in someone else’s body, first her dad wouldn’t believe her; and her dad would just be brought back to the past which he tried so hard to move on from
Skelby Oof the lung is an organ composing of branching tubes made of tissue with sacks for containing air at the center, a lung by itself will not breath because the chest muscles and diaphram are the muscles that actually push air out, and when the muscles relax the vaccum in our lungs gets filled up with air because of air pressure, then there are blood vessels connected to the air sacks, or aveoli, that take the oxygen out of the trapped air and into the blood stream. So the lungs themselves are just tubes to store air for the blood vessels to take, and the muscles around the lung itself are the pump.
I've been looking for a game like this for a while. It starts off nice, then gets creepy. There's glitches, like haunted software. The developer is evil and the game is rebelling against them. There's AI and game files that corrupt and/or become sentient. This is all I wanted in a horror game.
I love how Mark acts like Johnny Bravo at one point when saying he's "too much man" for A.I.D.E A.I.D.E (if not deleted) would probably say, "Senpai, what does 110% man mean? I thought 100% was the maximum. Does a 110% make you one man and a tenth too then?"
Can we all just take the time to appreciate Mark's honesty for a second? He could've easily been all "Aw this so cool, this is the first time I've played this!" But no. He told us right in the beginning, and kept it 💯. We love ya Mark
"CALL YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW AND TELL HER YOU LOVE HER" its 4 am- Edit 9 months later: its 11 am and I told her I love her :) I mean I'm lying but I said it Edit: I have made a trend of bullying the person that once was when finding old comments from this account. You may ignore this as it is only for the eyes of those who want to read :) Hey why have you not changed your profile picture? You know you are not a woman right? You are dating a man. I do not think you were expecting that :) Something is wrong with us haha Also why did you ever love mom? She does not love you!! She disowned you for being trans! Get a grip! That was rude I apologize but I never wish to see the person you were back again :)
*CALL YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW* I just got off the phone with her 5 minutes ago. She’s in the living room. On the phone with her mother. This made me die laughing. XD
I NOTICED SOMETHING!!! AT 20:50 IT SAYS "IT HAS THE BODY OF A PIG". WHEN MARKIPLIER PLAYED FAITH, ONE OF THE WHITE SPIDER DEMON THINGIES THAT RAN ACROSS THE SCREEN SAID "I HAVE THE BODY OF A PIG" AND IT WAS EVEN CAPTIONED ON THE SCREEN DURING THE VIDEO!!!
@@HaotoAnimeOnPiano oh, I guess it's obvious... What does that mean? Was he developing Yandere simulator? Is it a refference? Or is it a clue for the next sequel?
All Americans clap. We clap because our planes didn't end up in a building, killing everyone on board. We. Always. Clap. We = literally everyone but me, my friend, and some of my family members.
Mark: *CALL YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW! TELL HER YOU LOVE HER!* me: * calls my mom* Mom: what Me: i love you mom. Mom: i love you too Me: * hangs up* Me: *THERE YA GO MARK*
Mark:*finnishes game begins clapping. Me: alright now call your mom so you can do your lessons Mark:*continues clappping Me: go call Momiplier... Mark:*still clapping Me:ugggh
Mark: is ranting how much he loved aide and how they weren't gonna work out anyway Mark 3 minutes later: is "hop"ing jingle bells to orange jello bouncing off walls
"It had bad controls and glitches because of a horrible entity lurking within the game at the time. Her name was 'Kara.'" What? ... Was it called Undertale?
lol truuuu however i think there were points where control was taken from you and stuff that were meant to seem like glitches for effect such an awesome game :D
This “not getting the coins” mechanic goes against all my gamer ideologies.
Diego Lopez Hernandez look up default dan
Same. I had the volume off so I couldn’t hear AIDE, so I kept dying. I was very confused for the longest time, haha
and Markiplier crying about losing aids goes against most ideologies too, i guess this is a weird game...
*BEEP BOOP, THIS DOES NOT FIT*
_wow its almost as if that's the point_
i like how Yanna became an angry French man after the space chess
Only in the context of this video, does this statment make sense
Im half way thru the video so none of this makes sense... But I can honestly say I can't wait untill it does🤣🤣😂😂
I bet you never thought you would say that, did you?
For me it ruined the entire video. T_T
Me too
Aide: don’t get coins
Gamers: *wait, that’s illegal*
XD
Ceave Gaming: Hoooo-ray.
Lol
Lk Fg no one cares this comment is like on every single gaming channel
A.I.D.E: I'll make it legal.
mark: "CALL YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW AND TELL HER YOU LOVE HER"
me: *turns around to face my mom* "mom i love you"
my mom: "yo tambien"
This username escapes me every single time
My spanish skills are horrible, but doesn't that mean "Me too" bc if yes, that's hilarious
Yup it means "Me too"
Krissy M i think its means « Are you ok? »
@@moka5950 It's "me too"
"Oh no my mom's calling me. I'm late for my Korean lesson, shit." - My favorite part lmao
MOM NOT NOW MOM NO MOM I CANT ANSWER THE PHONE
Mark: "ya need to grow some more muscle on you."
A.I.D.E" *becomes Buffsuki*
Underrated comment right here
TAKE ME MY SWEET A.I.D.E. BABE
=w= buffsuki is best suki (wut)
"Do you wanna collect the coins now?"
Uh oh-
10:41
"It's not a glitch, it's a feature." Guys. Yanna is Bethesda
Basically me making my final project for CSE. It was a partner project and my partner and I made a tilt maze. This was in MIT App Inventor by the way. Final level had 4 finishes. But it had a bug where it would take away 2 lives instead of 1. So we decided: "It's not a bug. It's a feature."
Its not a bug, its definitely not a bug, its not a bug, it's a feature.
IT JUST WORKS, IT JUST WORKS
LITTLE LIES, STUNNING SHOWS
PEOPLE BUY, MONEY FLOWS
IT JUST WORKS 🎤
Nah, Yanna is the Scarface video game
Kyte Avytrius Nah, I think Yanna is Kayaba.
Yanna: Hijacks the game, corrupts it and breaks the fourth wall
Monika: *_Are you challenging me?_*
This made me happy:) Thanks I was tired and grumpy
Raven ._. Np dude 😚 hope the rest of your day is better
*HEJ HEJ MONIKA INTENSIFIES*
@@S3w3rSh4rk0 HEJ HEJ MONIKA HEJ PA DIG MONIKA
@@petragoveia1520 Kalla blickar, kalla kårar
Mark: "CALL YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW!"
Me: *Calls my mom*
Mom: "Why are you calling from the other room? Just walk your ass out here like a normal human being."
E
EE
EEF
EEFF
@@saucesaucesaucesauce1380 EEFEE
21:52
Jesus Christ that scared me and it wasn't even part of the actual game
Same dude, same XD
Yup
Me too XD
God dang it, thats the 2nd time you scared me!
Ye same
Marky: oh noes I'm late for my Korean lesson
Duolingo birb: you know what that means! You family won't be there in the morning I know where you live
Markiplier: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!11!1!1!!1!!!
He wont have to worry about his mom calling him.
I failed to do Spanish and got killed and died in British my funeral was in Italian
@@nottwiggy8708 So, was the funeral a splendid pizza spaghetti?
@@plexusnexus5746 there probably was
This game has given me the perfect idea for a rage game. Everything in the game goes against every you know about games. Hearts take away health, coins kill you, poison makes you faster, spikes heal you, water kills you on some levels and nothing on others. And in rare occasions it heals you.
This would be the most infuriating game ever. In love it.
Gotta train your mind backwards
@@nicholasdemaio3827 so I'd have to drink alcohol to play it
Myles: I can't take someone else's life to get back mine.
Markiplier: Take mine! I have no life.
24 million people: *NO.*
.6😀
@@IzRainaYall .7
@@ChipyM .128
proper temmie .8
Lmaoo
*_”CALL YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW”_*
Uh... Mark... it’s 3 in the morning
Im just gonna guess you live in Canada or something
Same bro
MoltenMarbles my mom's in the other room.....
I had just gotten off the phone with my mon before watching this vid:3
Unfortunately, my mom passed away in January this year, so that part was a bit eerie and incredibly depressing. I would love to call my mom, if I could. Those of you who can though, should.
"Have a wonderful time. Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap...." - Markiplier, 2018
The clapping is the scariest part of the video.
some say hes still clapping to this day
Lol. :P
CLAP CLAP CLAP, SLAP SLAP SLAP
*X-Files music ensues*
I called my mom.
Mom: Hello?
Me: hi, mom, I love you :)
Mom: *laughs* I love you too. :))
me: yaaay-
Mom: ok, byee. *hangs up*
She was in the kitchen, and she was busy, so I took my chance.
is this undertale or what
Not bad kid
huh? wut?
@@_Kori Lol i know what u mean there
A.I.D.E.: Don't collect coins.
Mark: *dOn'T cOllEct cOINS*
It's like that spongebob meme 😂
BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?!?!?!!?!??
Does it count if it scares people?
*crawls around, all contorted*
BUT CAN YOU DO THIS
*Dials mother's phone number*
Yeah, Mom? Hi, it's me.... yeah, i know it's 3 am and you wanna sleep, but some angry UA-camr yelled that I should do it RIGHT NOW and well, you know how easily i am influenced.... So.... erm, how's it going? ...
Celes Diamon
This is me in a nutshell.
Same hahaha
Celes Diamon f
ZeroJinKui I'm sorry for your loss
F
There's a yandere.
There's a tsundere.
There's a deredere.
There's a kuudere.
And there's a *DERE EVIL*
Slashy YT like very evil but with a d
Slashy YT what's the difference between all of those?
No
@@cordelianaranjo4306 there is no difference they are all gay
@@cordelianaranjo4306
yandere: obsessive lover, kills everyone that even dares to look at you.
tsundere: acts rude and violent, but is soft and in love on the inside.
deredere: very kind and happy, makes everyone around them happy.
kuudere: appear very cold and emotionless, but are soft and caring on the inside.
"Yanna"
"Dere. Exe"
Yandere
Yup i know were this is going
Holy sh-
Hmm yes Karadere
its big brain time (idk if that fits in please don't sue me >~
Nah you're good
*IZ BIG BRAIN TIME BOIZZZ*
I get Myles’ reasoning. Her dad’s moved on, and coming back, in someone else’s body, first her dad wouldn’t believe her; and her dad would just be brought back to the past which he tried so hard to move on from
Sometimes it's best to forget the past.
AIDE comes back as just a huge pulsing pile of muscles.
Mark: Now that's a woman! Let's breathe together baby!!!
JessiBe lol!!
how will she breathe with no lungs
WhitePencil the lung is a muscle and so is your heart
the lung is an organ surrounded by muscles, not a muscle.
Skelby Oof the lung is an organ composing of branching tubes made of tissue with sacks for containing air at the center, a lung by itself will not breath because the chest muscles and diaphram are the muscles that actually push air out, and when the muscles relax the vaccum in our lungs gets filled up with air because of air pressure, then there are blood vessels connected to the air sacks, or aveoli, that take the oxygen out of the trapped air and into the blood stream. So the lungs themselves are just tubes to store air for the blood vessels to take, and the muscles around the lung itself are the pump.
Fun fact: AIDE means help in french
Golly. And I was here thinking it literally meant “AID” with an extra E. Oof
@@miguelvillegas7049 Its an english word that we took from the french. Aide means an assistant.
Thanks for that tip
I call Aide cool 😎 👍
well thanks for the tip i guess...
**Muffled distorted groans and screams come from door**
Mark: Ha Ha Ha! Me too, man!
MaxMOCs
It sounded like someone committed suicide by hanging to me
ye lol
he was live streaming it and was talking to a commenter i think but he could have jsut been trying to be funny :P
Markiplier: I can’t wait to delete you!
*10 minutes later*
Markiplier has the chance to delete her but decides not too
*_OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoF_*
Easy and quick answer mark is stubborn
Thanks for a spoiler 😂😒🤷
Maja Nowcka-Przymenska
I mean its your fault for looking at the comments lmao
"delete her"
People- Is it a glitch or is it part of a feature?
Bethesda- yes.
Kachulu Is Daddy uwu damn it I was gonna comment that
44:35...
Mark: *Starts clapping for 36 seconds*
Me: *claps with him*
Game: "Special Thanks to- [Markiplier; included]
Me: *claps again*
OOH EN EN IS SL OF DO OF SUMMER OF SO HAPPY IF DO IF COLD
@@martins3942 oh bless you my friend
Mark: *clapping*
Mark: *still clapping*
Me: *skips ahead thirty seconds*
Mark: *still clapping*
Clapping.exe has taken over the world. Stop being a .exe?
Yes... *No.*
That kinda got annoying XD
And hurt meh ears after a while
*YOU CAN NEVER ESC THE CLAPPING*
42:32 "Yeah?" "I W I L L H A V E M Y R E V E N G E" *click* ... "marky laughing under his breath from corniness"
Mark:CALL YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW!!!
Me: calls mom
Mom: *In Spanish* I am right next to you
Estoy al lado de ti.
oh this guy is spanish hold on i learned that language in my classes
*In Spanish* how's it going man
i don't think it works like that
Mom: omae wa mou shindeiru
Aister Pendragon
NANI!?
Shadeli Sme XDDDD
I've been looking for a game like this for a while. It starts off nice, then gets creepy. There's glitches, like haunted software. The developer is evil and the game is rebelling against them. There's AI and game files that corrupt and/or become sentient. This is all I wanted in a horror game.
ikrrrr
"WHEN DO YOU CALL YOUR MOM? HUH?!"
Never, because I live with her. XD
Melissa Treglia
Saaaaaaaaaame
Melissa Treglia I call her when she's at work or when I'm at my cousins c;
I called my mom. Do I get good boy points???
*y e s*
I yelled to her i love her from the other room since i live with her
Nooooo stop with the wifu juuzou references
@@ちゃんりゅこ JUUZOU IS WIFU THOOOOOOOO
@@Southparkfangirl4319 What the heck is a juuzou
"I have no idea what she did to this level" - Samsung Ad starts playing music.
Me: This is a good song, oh wait that is an ad.
yeah, i got a savage x fenty ad when she said that. yay.
Aide: we can breathe together.
Mark: SORRY IM TOO MANLY FIR YOU
"MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER!"
Hi Markiplier, I'm deaf!
Full-Metal-Girl
WHAT?!!!
Full-Metal-Girl Wut? I’m confused...lol...
Hi deaf, I’m blind
I love this thread
Hi Markiplier, I'm out!
"Think you can defeat me? Well the answer is absolutely- apparently" omg
Yes
I love how Mark acts like Johnny Bravo at one point when saying he's "too much man" for A.I.D.E
A.I.D.E (if not deleted) would probably say, "Senpai, what does 110% man mean? I thought 100% was the maximum. Does a 110% make you one man and a tenth too then?"
Closet: “Painful, tearful screeching”
Mark: Ha ha ha, me too man!
Bro, you better shine that flashlight in the closet before a cute Plushie kills you
“It’s mirrored! No wait. Up and down are the same” Mark up and down are the same in mirrors anyways.
MyLyfeThruTheLens mark 2018
Not in two dimensions. There is vertical mirroring and horizontal mirroring.
Can we all just take the time to appreciate Mark's honesty for a second? He could've easily been all "Aw this so cool, this is the first time I've played this!" But no. He told us right in the beginning, and kept it 💯. We love ya Mark
So true i remember Markiplier playing this the first time
24:36 anyone remember when you flip a calculator upside down with 7734 on it and laughed at the word hell?
Well we know where those memories go
Wtf? It was 55378008, or maybe 58008. 7734 is for chumps.
@AnimeStoryshiftWebtoonJevilNeko lol, I had a great childhood.
Dude I was thinking the same thing
Only danganronpa fans will get this 11037
Bob Yomar What about 8008 or 6006?
6:46, can we all just stop, and appreciate Mark ACCIDENTALLY surfing a giant plank of wood across platforms.
32:41 *MARK.EXE* has stopped working. Do you want to restart the software?
Yes 0:01 No
anonymous b0i I love this comment
i'm pretty sure mark.exe stopped working around @30:00 when he his man mantra devolved into a nonsensical nonsense about masculine muscle mass?
*WHAT THE* *_FUUUUUUU*****_** *HE***
Like amount
Nice
No
Markipliers face when he claps the whole time at the end saying "I don't want another korean lesson" is just awesome 😂
"After 19 Years I finally got to release it
she died at 19 though.
:/ **Big Brain tiem guys**
Big brain time
“CALL YOUR MOM!”
Mark I’m living with her right now
"CALL YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW AND TELL HER YOU LOVE HER"
its 4 am-
Edit 9 months later: its 11 am and I told her I love her :)
I mean I'm lying but I said it
Edit: I have made a trend of bullying the person that once was when finding old comments from this account. You may ignore this as it is only for the eyes of those who want to read :)
Hey why have you not changed your profile picture? You know you are not a woman right? You are dating a man. I do not think you were expecting that :)
Something is wrong with us haha
Also why did you ever love mom? She does not love you!! She disowned you for being trans! Get a grip!
That was rude I apologize but I never wish to see the person you were back again :)
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Yanna-
Dere-
Yandere-
It makes sense doesn’t it
It does make sense
It all comes full circle
Just Because Why Not laura
Pretty much
Hell yes it does
no one:
not a soul:
Markimoo: tOo MUcH MAAAN
When Mark was yelling, "Call your mother and tell her you love her, right now!" I felt a pang of guilt.
Jump scares:
15:32(Jumpscare)
32:38(not really a jumpscare but it gave me a little spoop attack soo)
32:46(anoder one)
39:25(maximum spoop)
Thank you ^^
I-uh, I may have thrown my phone at 32:46 in fear....hehe
There part where "Mopo" or something shows up spooked me too, maybe you should add that. (I know this is old, but idc)
Omg thank you!
These aren't even bad, if your scared of these, God bless your innocent soul
4:45
My name is MAAAARKIPLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....
hey, I'm sorry, can you do it again? Just wanna make sure I got your name righ-
MY NAME IS MARKIPLIE-
Rip headphone users.
Game:*make scary breathing noises
Mark: Ahaha me too man
Your hummer none existing your soo boring I want to cry you miss spelled by the way
me: *hears Kara and the core *
also me: **shakes with determination**
you could say you *frisked* out
@@e.6z1 LMAO
Lol undertale reference
Start PANAKIN
Don't collect coins don't collect coins, don't collect coins...
A few moments later
*DONT COLLECT COINS*
Me: stop i understand...
lilagirl ikr
My name is *MAAARRRRRKKKKKKKIPLIIIERRRR*
😂😂😂
R. I. P headphone users
I didn't like my ears anyways
Erwin Tjia reading that hurt my eyes like listening to that hurt my ears
name *MAAARRRRRKKKKKKKIPLIIIERRRR* My is
"I'm a 110% man! And you... You're just a program! It's never gonna work out anyways!"
Mark hates Danganronpa confirmed.
Conan Edogawa Wait, does Mark hate reality shows?
Conan Edogawa how does that mean he hates danganronpa
KOFASH 123 oof i get it. I cri
aha Ouchie
Alter Ego, and Chiaki cry in a corner
KOFASH 123 Hehehe... We shall see.. I doubt Mark has actually played Danganronpa tho so.... I hope he will let's play it someday.
Is nobody going to being up that Markiplier is singing jingle bells during the deep?
24:45 I need this to be a ringtone 😂😂
34:37 does too. Haha
Lil Smoll Bean both of you are geniuses. Now fly into the world and make your dreams happen
The second one took me to a add of baby baby baby as a ringtone for a app
Markiplier claps for almost a minute. What a great entertainer he is.
He is
Shoutouts to Simpleflips
This is the only EXE. Game in existence that has a happy emding XD
You just made a little typo
Sonic.EXE Spirits Of Hell: am i a joke to you?
Spoilers!
Spoilers!!!!
So most games are run by an exe file which is why you don't need to manually load all the assets such as all the blocks in a Minecraft world.
6:47
Markiplier used SURF. It's super effective!
*CALL YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW*
I just got off the phone with her 5 minutes ago. She’s in the living room. On the phone with her mother. This made me die laughing. XD
I called my mom, she called her mom, we got in a 2 hour group call...
Lol xd
Knock Knock
Who's There
Dishes
Dishes Who
37:51
Good one homie
I clicked on that part and it showed me an ad. XD
i got an add for a dishwasher
Pinefrost Productions Lucky. I got an ad for eating toenails.
I was thinking "Dishes a very bad joke."
Now we wait for the Don't Collect Coins remix
Yup I’ll be waiting
Wolf lover xhd we'll wait together
Hahahha good call on that one
Boku Napiku Yeah, I bet Endigo will make one
Yuuusss
I NOTICED SOMETHING!!!
AT 20:50 IT SAYS "IT HAS THE BODY OF A PIG".
WHEN MARKIPLIER PLAYED FAITH, ONE OF THE WHITE SPIDER DEMON THINGIES THAT RAN ACROSS THE SCREEN SAID "I HAVE THE BODY OF A PIG" AND IT WAS EVEN CAPTIONED ON THE SCREEN DURING THE VIDEO!!!
"CALL YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW!!! TELL HER YOU LOVE HER! TELL HER RIGHT NOW!!!!" 😂😂😂
Angela Plays and telling her I shall
Can't mic is broke and broken head phone jack in the jack
But, it is not funny. This comment is cringy...
"Mom there's new skin in fortnite buy me vbucks please"
Some say he is still clapping to this very day
nerd okuta_17 lol
If you listen closely... you can still hear the fa- clapping
it was a needles ammout of clapping
OOF REM IS BEST GIRL
I called my mom when he told me...
She was sleeping.....
She got really angry......
I told her Mark made me do it! 😂
Game: fun is infinite!
Everyone: *intense Sonic flashbacks*
The name of the game: Dere Evil.exe
Name of the character: Yanna
= Yandere
Developer introduces as "Dev" in game.
Both add together = Yandere Dev
Wut
Who's the 'Dev' part of this thing supposed to be? Is it indicating Dev is Yanderee?
@@endysadventures2591 Yandere Dev is a developer of the game "Yandere Simulator".
@@HaotoAnimeOnPiano oh, I guess it's obvious...
What does that mean? Was he developing Yandere simulator? Is it a refference? Or is it a clue for the next sequel?
@@endysadventures2591 Could be just a coincidence.
Yanna lowkey is a game don't mix up YanDev with The Dev, cause I just hate YanDev.
Your one of those people who claps when the plane lands aren't you?
whoever you are, you're perfect
cimmonim I love this conversation
All Americans clap.
We clap because our planes didn't end up in a building, killing everyone on board.
We.
Always.
Clap.
We = literally everyone but me, my friend, and some of my family members.
For3st Spirit ? I clap because im afraid people will judge me if i dont so.....
I'll be honest, I've never seen or heard someone clap when the plane lands XD I've only heard about it through Tumblr stories.
I don't think I should call my mom right now given that it's 1 AM. Also she's upstairs.
Call her now.
Mark: we can breathe on each other
Corona Virus: Yeah I'm going to stop you right there
Oh no! I can already hear the
*KaReNs*
Duolingo: you forgot your Spanish lesson
Momiplier: YOU FORGOT YOUR KOREAN LESSON OR ILL SPANK YA
7734 is read as Hell upside down (in regards to the amount of critical errors in A.I.D.E's message)
Good catch, I didn't see that
Omg it's true!
9 seconds into this and the exit button looks like it says 'shit' at first glance.
drunk/10 would watch again
Dev: *Tries to make games*
Ghosts: I'm about to end this man's whole career
Aide: Dont atouch that Tombsto-
Mark: God Damnit!!! *MARKIPLIER TENSION INTENSIFIES*
Also, Shouting "Mom" will not help you tell your mom to skip your daily Korean Lessons XD
Thanks for shouting to call my mom, cause it actually reminded me that I still needed to call my mom today...
Mark: *CALL YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW! TELL HER YOU LOVE HER!*
me: * calls my mom*
Mom: what
Me: i love you mom.
Mom: i love you too
Me: * hangs up*
Me: *THERE YA GO MARK*
stop, you make me cringe so hard
If you ended it just like that I bet your mum must of been worried sick
Ticci Toby [creepypasta] lol
A Tusken Raider what does cringe mean?
Ticci Toby [creepypasta]
Logan paul likes your pfp
Markiplier: 40 seconds of awkward clapping
Also Markiplier: That was a good game!
*BUT CAN YOU DO THIS*
"BUT CAN YOU DO THIS"
*_exorcist mode activated_*
*proceeds to break spine*
*KrAcK*
dat'z a great prize
*_DON’T COLLECT COINS_*
*DON'T TOUCH THE MONSTERS*
*DON’T GO BREAKING MY HEART*
But they're so shiny!
Little Sammy hasexploded do u watch aphmau
Little Sammy hasexploded do you watch st pelo
The minute of clapping killed me omg
*MY NAME IS MARKIPLIE*
*-R*
My parents came to my room and were like WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? it was just him clapping
I wanted to puncture my eardrums. Just make it stop.
WreckItRob ikr
13:46
All Spanish people: Why da fuq does he keepa saying "there"?!?
Spanish user: Probably because there's a goal allí.
Mark: *CALL YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW*
Me: (calls mom)
Mom: Yes, sweetie?
Me: Nothing, just wanna say I love you
Mom: *(This number has blocked you)*
Would call mom, but I live with her
*_OoOoOoOoOoOof_*
Oop-
I did Live with my mom
Now she's dead
*CALL YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW! TELL HER YOU LOVE HER!*
Mark...it is 6 in the morning and my mother is asleep so *NO!*
*I DON'T FEEL LIKE DYING TODAY!*
ugh, that comment made me cringe so hard
Oops? lol
please, for the sake of humanity, do not ever write something so retarded and cringey again
Paige Lynch The woman I called mom is dead...and I dont think seances work...
Aeladya oh.
Well shit.
I really liked this game, it was warm at some points and spooky at others
“Hand clap intensifies”
where girls cried: titanic
where boys cried: jake pauls existence
where men cried: 28:17
Mark:*finnishes game begins clapping.
Me: alright now call your mom so you can do your lessons
Mark:*continues clappping
Me: go call Momiplier...
Mark:*still clapping
Me:ugggh
*CLAPPING INTENSIFIES*
XD
My name is
*inhale*
*M A R K I P L I E R*
Echo497 @
Transition from level one to level two was... a bit... SUSPICIOUS. . .
Mark: is ranting how much he loved aide and how they weren't gonna work out anyway
Mark 3 minutes later: is "hop"ing jingle bells to orange jello bouncing off walls
Marks Yanna accent is honestly what I’m living for
DEE DEE
Dev = Dave XD
Prepared = preperday 😂
Preh par ed= prepared
same tho :)
"It had bad controls and glitches because of a horrible entity lurking within the game at the time. Her name was 'Kara.'"
What?
... Was it called Undertale?
You make a good point but undertale had decent control's
You spell Kara worng it is c not k like this chara
lol truuuu
however i think there were points where control was taken from you and stuff that were meant to seem like glitches for effect
such an awesome game :D
Pheonixborne Kara from Detroit Become Human
God I read this and got so triggered with the spelling. I adore UnderTale. I'm a little insane about it
And today Markiplier teaches us the Korean phrase for "clapping too long".
Mark: *talking about him being so much man*
Me: *low key dying with laughter*