Jerma Becomes Sentient - Jerma Plays Detroit: Become Human (Long Edit #1)

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  • @lukaskubik4698
    @lukaskubik4698 5 місяців тому +2878

    Jerma would be confused for an Android and shot in this universe during the uprising.

    • @gabe5909
      @gabe5909 5 місяців тому +77

      I took a screenshot of your comment, it make me chuckle and jiggle! 😁🎉

    • @taylorpomeroy7631
      @taylorpomeroy7631 5 місяців тому +34

      No chance he makes it 12 hours

    • @snicker.doodlez
      @snicker.doodlez 5 місяців тому +6

      PLZZZ you're so right tho

    • @TheGreenTaco999
      @TheGreenTaco999 5 місяців тому +68

      ​@@gabe5909 I took a screenshot of your reply, it will be archived forever on my personal computer and discovered by Alien AGI archeologist machines

    • @clnlart
      @clnlart 5 місяців тому +37

      He'd do the 'oh yes hello sir' voice and be put down on the spot

  • @vipermehj
    @vipermehj 5 місяців тому +1482

    The mad man is so used to being able to do what he wants in life without consequences that it throws him off when his choices have effects.

    • @luisbrunkow9503
      @luisbrunkow9503 5 місяців тому +91

      Like that one time he stabbed a black homeless man to death in an alley and stomped his dog.

    • @moiroh9700
      @moiroh9700 5 місяців тому +16

      Wow jermas played Patrick bateman.l, what a great role for him

    • @noax7635
      @noax7635 4 місяці тому +6

      he cant keep getting away with IT

    • @thesavagegummybear7341
      @thesavagegummybear7341 4 місяці тому +3

      May that family of 5 that “disappeared” rest peacefully… let’s prey their bodies are recovered one day…

    • @NaTive219
      @NaTive219 3 місяці тому

      @@luisbrunkow9503This is the first time I’m watching this channel and DUDE WHATT???

  • @MaybeBlackMesa
    @MaybeBlackMesa 5 місяців тому +1188

    Jerma the type of detective to push an android into a meat grinder for more answers

    • @JarPanda
      @JarPanda 5 місяців тому +3

      Made me chuckle heehee

    • @infernec
      @infernec 3 місяці тому +14

      if he chopped it up in a meatgrinder, it'd probably be dead
      he's *just saying*

  • @zanonaa
    @zanonaa 4 місяці тому +436

    imagine paying 8000 money for a robot to clean the house and do the dishes and it buys a component to fix the dishwasher so it doesnt need to wash it by hand lol

    • @Daggurat
      @Daggurat 4 місяці тому +122

      Imagine paying $8000 for a robot to turn on your $500 roomba

    • @epsilon1372
      @epsilon1372 3 місяці тому +81

      Imagine complaining about losing your job but still buy an android daughter and housemaid

    • @tech8939
      @tech8939 2 місяці тому +58

      @@epsilon1372 Imagine buying an $8000 android daughter and android housemaid only to then complain about having them around

    • @waterisbased
      @waterisbased 10 днів тому +5

      if todd hates being broke then maybe he shouldn't be buying androids

  • @painfuloreo2089
    @painfuloreo2089 5 місяців тому +617

    The second jerma saw a percentage number his gambling instinct decided for him to leave the detective by himself

  • @TabbyVee
    @TabbyVee 4 місяці тому +190

    Jerma's insistence on saying "R9K" everytime he sees or a character verbally says "Ra9" is just... Jerma what are you doing

    • @tonyelectionfraud669
      @tonyelectionfraud669 4 місяці тому +30

      he dares to invoke the name haha

    • @kathe_
      @kathe_ 3 місяці тому

      Im so sad I went on that board just to see what was going on and the first post i see is a mirror selfie of a happy couple captioned "had to flex on yall incels rq" and then the comments photoshopped nude boobs and a huge dick onto her I cant with that website

  • @milobilo_
    @milobilo_ 4 місяці тому +183

    Hemoglobin (Hgb) being interpreted by Jeremy as "Human growth bormone" made me laugh so hard

  • @AtomicRiftYT
    @AtomicRiftYT 4 місяці тому +124

    "5000 foot LED displays-- that's never gonna happen" and now present Jerma lives in literally the one place on Earth where there's a big dome of LEDs

    • @Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel
      @Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel 4 місяці тому +2

      He didn't say it would never happen, he said it wouldn't be a regular thing. Vegas is far from regular and the sphere has done nothing but lose money and be obnoxious.

    • @radishfest
      @radishfest 4 місяці тому

      Lmfao

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy Місяць тому

      It happened once, but was it bad enough idea to not happen again?

  • @olive4200
    @olive4200 5 місяців тому +304

    16:05 if you told 2018 jerma about the las vegas sphere he'd probably explode on the spot

    • @123Todayy
      @123Todayy 5 місяців тому +7

      He said it would be unrealistic if every city has that tech. The sphere itself is insane but still its just in LA

    • @geese5170
      @geese5170 4 місяці тому +31

      @@123Todayyit’s in LV

    • @lit3home
      @lit3home 4 місяці тому +9

      @@123TodayyIt's... In Las Vegas

    • @123Todayy
      @123Todayy 4 місяці тому +7

      @@lit3home do i get a pass because im asian?

    • @hamzerpanzer
      @hamzerpanzer 3 місяці тому +12

      ​​@@123TodayyThis game literally takes place in Detroit, one of America's biggest cities. I still don't get his point

  • @emberfloat
    @emberfloat 4 місяці тому +137

    him gooning over android football w no ethics blowing eachother up while simultaneously meth guy emotionally abuses alice was shocking

  • @ny6978
    @ny6978 5 місяців тому +343

    5:25 Jerma is confused because he thought he was supposed to take as many hostages as possible, classic programming error

  • @captaincrit8654
    @captaincrit8654 5 місяців тому +563

    ANOTHER EDITOR HAS TOUCHED THE BEACON

  • @Bluechief6
    @Bluechief6 5 місяців тому +231

    Jerma's mindless staring into mirrors paying off during Marcus's painting was too funny

  • @Solar_Griffon
    @Solar_Griffon 3 місяці тому +120

    For that beginning section being the demo, and therefore having a lot of polish, there are multiple things that confuse the player simply by design choice. First, the "EVERY SECOND COUNTS" statement makes players think they have to rush out to the hostage or they'll fail. In reality, if you take too long, an officer gets shot in the leg and dragged away, then if you take longer you are just forced outside. You can take your time here, but most players miss most of the information in this scene because they think they're on a strict time limit. I understand it's meant to convey urgency to the scene, but all it does is make players miss almost everything in the level. Second, Displaying the "UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED" and "SAVE ALL HOSTAGES" missions side by side both when they're introduced and when you bring up the missions manually makes the player think it's a choice: either gather information or save the hostages. In reality, you have to find out what happened IN ORDER TO save the hostage. By making the "choice" to save the hostages, you miss the information, which ironically lowers your chances of saving the hostage. It should really have been written as one mission: "UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED AND SAVE THE HOSTAGES". I've seen multiple people play this mission and just make a B-Line straight for the door outside, missing all of the context of the scene. Simply doing away with the "EVERY SECOND COUNTS" and writing the missions as one would allow players to actually experience this scene, instead of tunnel vision-ing straight past it and making mistakes in the encounter that they could've avoided by taking their time.

    • @Cheldeo
      @Cheldeo 3 місяці тому +39

      No wonder jerma did well in that mission, he was so confused with what was happening he just slowly went through it

    • @jropzone6463
      @jropzone6463 25 днів тому +2

      the second point is entirely cope most people can understand what it means

    • @mareksicinski3726
      @mareksicinski3726 8 днів тому

      Not really, it creates a psychological effect

  • @dotquack1
    @dotquack1 5 місяців тому +597

    one of my favorite streams, but the vods are too long and the 2ndjerma videos are too short. thank u for making this

    • @daiizd
      @daiizd 5 місяців тому +7

      omfg dotquack1, no way. so happy your a jerma fan

    • @dearratboy
      @dearratboy 5 місяців тому +9

      i completely forgot he played this

    • @billywayne1007
      @billywayne1007 5 місяців тому +11

      I'll never understand why the 2ndjerma vids are so short.

    • @rosnath
      @rosnath 5 місяців тому +21

      @@billywayne1007 I think it's a consequence of Holy Mackerel the Third's influence on the second channel. The shorter format was just his style back when he was just posting on his old channel and when he started hiring other editors for 2ndjerma they took after the standard he set back in 2016

    • @Dylanafewnumbers
      @Dylanafewnumbers 5 місяців тому

      No way.... ​@@daiizdis a jerma fan

  • @kafkaesque6459
    @kafkaesque6459 5 місяців тому +238

    1:32:49
    "The truth is inside."
    "Byeah."

  • @abaddonlikesbagels
    @abaddonlikesbagels 5 місяців тому +131

    this is a magnificent edit, now i can finally see Jerma fail at quick time dialogue the way David Cage intended

  • @devinvannuys6009
    @devinvannuys6009 5 місяців тому +149

    I can't believe jerma half paying attention and making jokes the whole time is better than me at this game

  • @gobogoo2329
    @gobogoo2329 5 місяців тому +163

    i never understood how tf todd could afford an android when hes unemployed and spending whatever money he has left on drugs

    • @MrReich1918
      @MrReich1918 5 місяців тому +45

      We call that, massive amounts of debt

    • @oakleyves
      @oakleyves 4 місяці тому +40

      he used affirm for a 1200 time monthly payment

    • @hurricanejaney
      @hurricanejaney 4 місяці тому +46

      TWO androids, actually 😂

    • @MrReich1918
      @MrReich1918 4 місяці тому +9

      @@hurricanejaney and somehow has enough money to get his fix still.

    • @hurricanejaney
      @hurricanejaney 4 місяці тому +23

      @@MrReich1918 i think he’s just hoping to wake up dead eventually, tbh. Todd is like Hank: the bad ending

  • @Redaction1212
    @Redaction1212 5 місяців тому +94

    oh my GOD the annotation at 41:58 gave me so many flashbacks

  • @muttnick
    @muttnick 5 місяців тому +107

    love the intro scene that helps set the mood

  • @AdamKlownzinger
    @AdamKlownzinger 5 місяців тому +420

    PREGNANT STREAM ⁉️

  • @ratking1330
    @ratking1330 4 місяці тому +31

    he really saw start fire and immediately did it no questions asked

  • @Yung_Bnoxxx
    @Yung_Bnoxxx 5 місяців тому +40

    Todd didnt let him watch tv downstairs so he went upstairs and watched the tv by himself

  • @CallofFreaky
    @CallofFreaky 3 місяці тому +17

    “There’s choices, and we’re gonna make them” is something you do not wanna hear from Jerma

  • @jaycrumpacker8493
    @jaycrumpacker8493 5 місяців тому +84

    i legit panicked when jerma said he was pregnant

    • @knatspray
      @knatspray 4 місяці тому +13

      *You* panicked? Think about how Ster must feel

  • @NonaRoe
    @NonaRoe 5 місяців тому +113

    i forgot how funny the jericho reveal scene is as someone who has been to ferndale, MI, since it is a small suburb miles and miles from any water

  • @epicpicks7707
    @epicpicks7707 5 місяців тому +103

    If only jerma knew about the Las Vegas sphere in his Times Square tv rant

    • @toad1414
      @toad1414 5 місяців тому +12

      YES, LMAO
      I WAS JUST THINKING THAT, OH GOD

    • @Tine_of_Nice_Dreams
      @Tine_of_Nice_Dreams 5 місяців тому +17

      At the end of 2023 it was operating at a 100 million $ loss that quarter

  • @f2001-x3j
    @f2001-x3j 4 місяці тому +25

    i’m crying jerma has the strangest processing unit

  • @ChewyTwee
    @ChewyTwee 5 місяців тому +124

    Jerma is the first person to point out Mr. Krabs I'll never be able to unhear it

    • @gabe4738
      @gabe4738 5 місяців тому +48

      They have the same actor

    • @sampier3632
      @sampier3632 5 місяців тому +14

      It's true though, it's actually Clancy Brown.

    • @sos9red
      @sos9red 2 місяці тому

      in the brazillian dub markus is spongebob, which is also goku

    • @EdenNeedsAYoutubeHandle
      @EdenNeedsAYoutubeHandle Місяць тому

      Every character Clancy Brown has ever played is Mr Krabs once you notice him

  • @Fairstarter
    @Fairstarter 5 місяців тому +163

    When did Jerma play this? I find it funny when he started ranting about how they would never put up huge screens up just for advertising when he lives in the city where the Sphere now exists.

    • @RacotasThing
      @RacotasThing 4 місяці тому +33

      The VOD is from 2018, when the game released

  • @cupofcocoa3679
    @cupofcocoa3679 5 місяців тому +65

    I like rewatching these old jerma streams with the hindsight that he admitted that he was high for some of these streams. I feel like this was one of those atreams.

    • @IAmCaligvla
      @IAmCaligvla 3 місяці тому +7

      It's funny considering he vehemently denied being high in the past, but it was so utterly obvious in hindsight. Like, holy shit, ADHD alone doesn't make someone be so erratic.

  • @the-golden-duck
    @the-golden-duck 5 місяців тому +65

    Peak thumbnail

  • @Biscotum
    @Biscotum 5 місяців тому +158

    You know, the Android Compartment of Sadness is hilarious to me, because like... they're robots. They don't get tired, they don't get bored, they don't care about being crammed into a little compartment. Hell, the compartment itself could be read as an in-universe concession because real people were uncomfortable about folding androids into the luggage bin.
    And of course you can never forget how the game shoots its whole narrative in the foot with the reveal that no, actually, the deviancy crisis was entirely manufactured as a planned obsolescence move, and every single android was literally just a toaster running becomehuman.exe.

    • @hurricanejaney
      @hurricanejaney 4 місяці тому +35

      i’ve been smiling over this comment for the last 20 minutes. this game is riddled with so many plot holes. i love it so much

    • @Toralian89
      @Toralian89 4 місяці тому +54

      Cage's allegory for slavery slightly backfired in all kinds of ways and i don't think he understands.
      "Far right" android haters groups were 100% right.
      Androids 2.0 is an insulting mockery of black peoples\slaves struggle.

    • @cawtisticoctobear
      @cawtisticoctobear 4 місяці тому +3

      @@Toralian89uh are you black?? i am and i really dont think its "insulting" at all 💀💀

    • @j0kerclash289
      @j0kerclash289 4 місяці тому +14

      I think philosophically, it's not just androids running a program, it's that they reached a point in software development where they were able to meet the biological standard for human consciousnous.
      The creator himself obviously just sees it as a logical script being ran, but humans are similarly the result of cause and effect, with biological process in the place of binary programming languages.
      the question being asked is that from an unbias perspective, at what point does the complexity of a self learning script achieve consciousness when compared to the way humans function

    • @2782Jack
      @2782Jack 4 місяці тому +11

      @@cawtisticoctobear black people are humans designed to do everything a human can do, a robot is a pile of metal you can shape into the perfect farmer, you can make one with arms only able to farm, and a brain only able to understand farming, taking the farming robot and liberating it would be like liberating your fridge by dumping all the food out of it and leaving it plugged in outside to determine its own destiny
      if you don't think being compared to a appliance that only exists to serve others isn't insulting then, I can't help you there, I'd be pissed if someone compared me to a microwave and used that to try and convince others that microwaves deserve the right to vote

  • @toad1414
    @toad1414 5 місяців тому +38

    16:05 - Jerma predicting the stupid Las Vegas sphere, lmao

    • @ding-dong_bing-bong
      @ding-dong_bing-bong 5 місяців тому +4

      I've never heard him say anything about it but considering he literally lives in Vegas I'd be very interested to hear his thoughts lol

  • @miadiamia
    @miadiamia 5 місяців тому +251

    he makes the mpreg joke himself and all is well. but I get timed out in 2022 for saying pregnant streamer in twitch chat? 1984 🙄

  • @ThatHawksSimp
    @ThatHawksSimp 5 місяців тому +67

    47:32 does he not know what a fucking giraffe is 😭😭😭

    • @Baddaby
      @Baddaby 5 місяців тому +12

      He does, but you'd be surprised by the average american. Homeschooling does that to you

  • @raetrillium
    @raetrillium 5 місяців тому +89

    Saves a fish but not Hank

  • @vvampyra
    @vvampyra Місяць тому +3

    This is the perfect Detroit player. It's 4am and I'm staying up to watch this, I'm fighting a sleeping pill just to keep watching. I expected Jerma to make stupid choices but I haven't cringed at anything he's done so far. He's also filling the non choice moments with funny commentary which is something everyone else I watched play this lacked. Why is jerma really good at this

  • @user-nj6bt5gy4s
    @user-nj6bt5gy4s 4 місяці тому +12

    “Come on Alice we gotta hurry”
    Jerma talking to the screen for the 500th time:
    “If it’s an empty dumpster, the lid is closed…”

  • @TroubledTrooper
    @TroubledTrooper 3 місяці тому +51

    I like how in the game it's all about "why dont you sympathize with the poor robots" but then you got that poor roomba in the beginning. Where is the justice for that one? I guess cus it dont got a face it dont matter

    • @smokeyplane3285
      @smokeyplane3285 Місяць тому +3

      Real easy way to look at it is to treat androids how we treat dogs: yes they aren't human and don't have human rights, but it is still wrong to beat them. We use them for both companionship and labor, and that's all fine.
      If you beat a dog and it bites you back, everyone understands why it bit you back. If you love a dog it will love you back, and everyone understands why it loves you back. Same logic would work with D:BH androids.

    • @sonsofisstvan1675
      @sonsofisstvan1675 Місяць тому

      People use sex dolls as companions but we don’t arrest someone for cutting up a doll… just because someone views robots at the same as a sentient dog that isn’t even close to the same thing, Connor is no different than a toaster or a Elmo talking doll.

    • @smokeyplane3285
      @smokeyplane3285 Місяць тому +2

      @@sonsofisstvan1675 FYI the "companionship" you're referring to in the context of "dolls" is NOT the same as the companionship i am referring to in the context of dogs

    • @mareksicinski3726
      @mareksicinski3726 8 днів тому

      I feel like ur post is condescending and a bit strnage
      Room as aren’t and Kurds

    • @mareksicinski3726
      @mareksicinski3726 8 днів тому

      The games theme is more so about solidarity

  • @tozarkt9805
    @tozarkt9805 4 місяці тому +8

    Jerma's knowledge of the viability of using dumpsters as shelter comes from the time he regained consciousness in an alleyway with no previous memories of what happened with blood soaked hands and an eyeball in his pocket.

  • @hrovardran4755
    @hrovardran4755 5 місяців тому +52

    It's funny watching Jerma try to make jokes while domestic abuse footage plays in the background.

  • @user-bp9oq4ho2g
    @user-bp9oq4ho2g 5 місяців тому +62

    high af and painting some clothes with this in the bg and this vid has some of the funniest jerma moments i've ever seen in my life thank u so much for editing

    • @mimik222
      @mimik222 5 місяців тому +12

      Also high asf and eating chips 🙏

    • @Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel
      @Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel 5 місяців тому

      With David cage games, inebriation is necessary.

    • @aliets
      @aliets 5 місяців тому +6

      lil bro really said he paiting clothes boyyy heeel naww boy 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Kazuhira2249
    @Kazuhira2249 5 місяців тому +17

    very surprising he handled the first hostage situation pretty well and not like a total psycho

  • @Newbieguy5000
    @Newbieguy5000 5 місяців тому +28

    0:34 Great start

  • @c1nnamodoll
    @c1nnamodoll 3 місяці тому +11

    1:34:38 "dumpsters get emptied once a week. depending on what day of the week it is, a dumpster might be good shelter."
    hmmm yea i guess that makes some sense
    _points at a dumpster_ "there could be like four or five people in there."
    mhmm i see
    "they're all on their ipads"

  • @HC-qc5rp
    @HC-qc5rp 22 дні тому +1

    Oh my god “What’s wrong with your clothes? They’re still on” fucking KILLED me. One of the all time funniest Jerma moments

  • @kenirainseeker539
    @kenirainseeker539 4 місяці тому +82

    I always thought it was strange that a drug-addicted abuser had sole custody of his daughter when the mother is still alive. Or why no one pursued this missing child, or why they couldn't go to the police. But then that dumb twist later lol. God I hate David Cage. The only good characters were Connor and Hank and Cage didn't even write them or like them.

    • @shrimpchris6580
      @shrimpchris6580 2 місяці тому +25

      The child android plotline is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen and it makes watching someone play this when you know she's not a human so painful. Like, the whole time Kara is going through hell to take care of this kid who isn't a child and doesn't need the kind of things a human kid would. Like even if androids are 100% sentient beings worthy of ethical consideration, she's still an android and should be more durable/self sufficient than a human child, no? I'm failing to see a difference between a child android and an adult one outside of how they look on the outside. It looks so manipulative even though they weren't going for that angle at all.

    • @meowmew444
      @meowmew444 Місяць тому +5

      Yup, I have a love/hate relationship with this game because I adore Connor and Hank as characters and think their storyline is pretty interesting but I couldn't care less about Markus and Kara. Would've been a much better game if they just focused on Connor.

    • @shrimpchris6580
      @shrimpchris6580 Місяць тому +5

      @@meowmew444 I really liked Markus/carl in the beginning, but man

  • @justeggon9014
    @justeggon9014 5 місяців тому +8

    I have nothing but gratitude for people who make these edits, thank you

  • @NorwegianForestCatboy
    @NorwegianForestCatboy 5 місяців тому +22

    53:12 this payoff of the mirror bit was honestly incredible

  • @ianbassham2506
    @ianbassham2506 4 місяці тому +7

    Past Jerma would never believe we could make a giant LED ball in Las Vegas

  • @turt1100
    @turt1100 3 місяці тому +6

    Jerma panicking about Hank eating the burger while at the same time choosing the dialogue option where he tells Hank to enjoy it is so ridiculous lol, idk how he didn’t just hover over the orange tag like he did 3 other times a few seconds beforehand .

  • @freaksaint1998
    @freaksaint1998 5 місяців тому +5

    this is one of my favorite jerma streams and ive seen it so many times but i will not hesitant to watch a long edit of it

  • @markusbrendon
    @markusbrendon 5 місяців тому +33

    I watched this pretending that jerma is a android but he has a problem of overyapping and i have to wait till monday to replace him

  • @yomommason55
    @yomommason55 Місяць тому +2

    The fact he things the average skyscraper is around 10000 feet tall really speaks to the distorted perception he has of the world around him.

  • @tubasil8786
    @tubasil8786 5 місяців тому +17

    It’s actually pretty cool that the abuser guy was at the police station. Nice little detail.

  • @tombadil64
    @tombadil64 4 місяці тому +13

    He's pregnant? He gets disney world? EA is gonna contact him? Kellogs is gonna give him an offer for 10m? We're gonna replace the rice Krispie's elves? Would you like to meet the hat man?

  • @sarai6569
    @sarai6569 5 місяців тому +17

    perfect edit tysm ur getting me through the great jerma drought

  • @elusive-osmium
    @elusive-osmium 5 місяців тому +31

    I can't get over jerma saying /R9k/

    • @freddydaschizo
      @freddydaschizo 4 місяці тому +3

      its pretty clever when you think about it.. .. . . .

    • @elusive-osmium
      @elusive-osmium 4 місяці тому +1

      @@freddydaschizo I didn't even catch that, that makes it so much better.

  • @sevenstoxxic
    @sevenstoxxic 5 місяців тому +9

    jerma accidentally coming up with the plot of 17776

  • @sobgray
    @sobgray 5 місяців тому +19

    i need part 2 immediately (please take your time)

    • @dooywooy
      @dooywooy  5 місяців тому +13

      It should be ready on Friday

  • @archiermanilo23
    @archiermanilo23 Місяць тому +2

    "KEEP THAT THING AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!"
    "whoa did i just step on a fish?"

  • @reroman1892
    @reroman1892 Місяць тому +5

    i am convinced the only reason people would want robot workers to look like poeple would be so they can larp as slave owners, and i think thats fucked up

    • @MuadibGodEmperor
      @MuadibGodEmperor Місяць тому +3

      Another thing that I think is weird is (spoiler) why they would make a child android. Like it seems like pedos would have free reign

  • @kiwamihollie
    @kiwamihollie 5 місяців тому +7

    i’m about to go to sleep and i saw this on my tl im so happy this is perfect sleep material

  • @scxt3945
    @scxt3945 5 місяців тому +4

    only seen the intro so far, thank you for your service

  • @Eternal-Woe
    @Eternal-Woe 5 місяців тому +3

    Oh shit I always wanted these streams to get a long edit, Jerma bros eating good.

  • @shi5369
    @shi5369 5 місяців тому +3

    This was brilliant, i cant wait for part 2

  • @im_the_thorax
    @im_the_thorax 5 місяців тому +10

    I didn't expect jerma mpreg to be the first thing I hear in the morning, but congrats.

  • @hazygloww
    @hazygloww 4 місяці тому +5

    jerma really said there would be no massive tv advertisements in the future when he lives in the same state as the massive screen orb

  • @aleksandrmerchant
    @aleksandrmerchant 5 місяців тому +6

    Thank you for your service

  • @IAmCaligvla
    @IAmCaligvla 3 місяці тому +8

    God, David Cage is such a pretentious hack.

  • @velvaetalt
    @velvaetalt 2 місяці тому +3

    16:22 "You know how much electricity it would cost to have 5,000 foot building TV? No. That's impractical."
    go to las vegas, jeremy.

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 2 місяці тому +3

      He _lives_ there. They specifically made it to fû¢l< with him

  • @goldenpot8o
    @goldenpot8o 5 місяців тому +23

    What the fuck
    The weather readout at 1:12:25 is apocalyptic.
    28 degrees (assuming °c) is 85° in fahrenheit, and it's also raining. With a wind-chill of 35°c thats about 30 mph wind.
    So its 85° out, raining, and whenever theres wind its 30mph and makes it feel like it's -10 out.

    • @idlegameplayer3756
      @idlegameplayer3756 5 місяців тому +5

      it's definitely fahrenheit

    • @goldenpot8o
      @goldenpot8o 5 місяців тому +13

      @@idlegameplayer3756 also a strange set of circumstances then. Below freezing out already, with a wind-chill that makes it feel like -7, and it's only raining????

  • @Hallvard0
    @Hallvard0 Місяць тому +1

    PSYCHO watches himself in mirror for 5 MINUTES

  • @Cobrav809
    @Cobrav809 5 місяців тому +3

    thank you for this video it was very good
    im looking forward for the next part

  • @RacecarsAndRicefish
    @RacecarsAndRicefish 5 місяців тому +21

    so glad he saved the dwarf gourami off the floor

  • @catboymilkies
    @catboymilkies 5 місяців тому +49

    am i insane or is the painting just ben shapiro

    • @TegoPsaDom
      @TegoPsaDom 5 місяців тому +12

      My exact thought lol

  • @Ramperdos
    @Ramperdos 16 днів тому

    Excellent compilation, thanks!

  • @defenderbender303
    @defenderbender303 5 місяців тому +58

    Not even Jerma can save this game from its own writing

    • @一二0
      @一二0 5 місяців тому

      What

    • @carsoknight
      @carsoknight 5 місяців тому +42

      honestly i didn’t even care bout the other two androids only cared bout connor and hank storyline

    • @TheFeelTrain
      @TheFeelTrain 5 місяців тому +21

      ​@@carsoknightI read somewhere that the Hank and Connor parts had the least amount of David Cage involvement. Would explain a lot.

    • @arktos6850
      @arktos6850 5 місяців тому +21

      ​@TheFeelTrain i think its moreso that the actors for hank and connor made more adjustments to their scripts based on how they felt their characters would act, i remember the actor for conner talking about it in a interview at some point

    • @BIGBEENIS
      @BIGBEENIS 5 місяців тому

      your critique is baseless, disingenuous, blatantly admitting to an ulterior motive for not liking this artistic product. everyone is laughing at you

  • @Slimurgical
    @Slimurgical 4 місяці тому +3

    Jerma is half-off, Bill Waterson didn't stare into a mirror, he just stared into space until inspiration struck him, so he'd actually just have a thousand-yard stare for 5+ minutes at his drawing desk.

  • @Scrimagz.
    @Scrimagz. 5 місяців тому +3

    thank you as a new jerma viewer this is great

    • @beef5able
      @beef5able 4 місяці тому +1

      How did you find out about this man/what was some of the first stuff of his you watched?

  • @allien.777
    @allien.777 Місяць тому +2

    it's actually so funny seeing how bad he does it when he jokes lmao. the android threw the chair

    • @allien.777
      @allien.777 Місяць тому +2

      "enjoy your meal" is absolutely hilarious though

  • @TheMasterMakarov
    @TheMasterMakarov 5 місяців тому +5

    I'm losing it at the mirror scenes

  • @emmyuuSan
    @emmyuuSan 5 місяців тому +2

    Oh my God thank you so much for the edit!! 🙏🩷

  • @mixie1213
    @mixie1213 2 місяці тому +3

    16:04 The sphere...we're almost there and it's just as ugly

  • @neufxtrois
    @neufxtrois Місяць тому +1

    "human growth blormones" will forever be hysterical

  • @lukaskubik4698
    @lukaskubik4698 3 місяці тому +12

    Spoilers ahead.
    It's crazy how many signs are there that Alice is an android. Not only is she the same girl Connor saves at the beginning, but she is not mentioned a single time either by Todd on the TV, or by the police to Hank and Connor.

    • @EdenNeedsAYoutubeHandle
      @EdenNeedsAYoutubeHandle Місяць тому +4

      Wait, so if that girl looks like those child androids, does that mean she IS one? If so, why did the mother react to Connor that way at the beginning? And those child androids are mass-produced, so there's no reason for a hostage situation as both of them would be shot down immediately.
      Alternatively the child at the start IS real, and her likeness was used for those androids, except... that would imply her or her parents are in a position of significance at Cyberlife, but no info presented about the parents indicates this, and this would also conflict with the mother's immediate reaction to Connor.
      Ugh, more reasons why that plot twist might be the single most egregious thing David Cage has ever written...

    • @jropzone6463
      @jropzone6463 25 днів тому

      that's incorrect, the child at the beginning was not an android hence the reaction from the mom. and the fact they were preparing a family dinner

  • @knatspray
    @knatspray 4 місяці тому +1

    This game has the mystifying ability to bring the most entertaining side out of every single person who plays it

  • @besupaaa
    @besupaaa 4 місяці тому +7

    Literally never saw anyone spill Hank's drink.

    • @adachy
      @adachy 4 місяці тому

      never been genuinely mad at him until then

  • @Dullskink
    @Dullskink Місяць тому +2

    31:40 jerma is so relatable

  • @gustavog1593
    @gustavog1593 5 місяців тому +1

    Really nice edit!! Hope to see #2 soon

  • @Slimurgical
    @Slimurgical 4 місяці тому +2

    18:05 Such a sweet summer child, Jerma is.

  • @a.m.3000
    @a.m.3000 3 місяці тому +1

    16:05 makes me laugh so much..... He never could have guessed that the Las Vegas Sphere would exist in his timeline

  • @sarcasticdino
    @sarcasticdino 5 місяців тому +45

    bro every time someone chooses to not save hank. its MIND BOGGLING TO ME. THE WHOLE GAME IS ABOUT- ARE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO THE GAME BRO????

    • @NightTimeDay
      @NightTimeDay 5 місяців тому +8

      Chill

    • @vic2249
      @vic2249 5 місяців тому +7

      I mean, if it were real life, sure I'd save my friend even if they had an 89% chance of surviving, but this is a video game. When you're in Gaming Mode™, 89% means the charcter will live because it's a pain to write a character being simultaneously being dead/alive. And Hank does live in 100% of the time in this scenario.

    • @sarcasticdino
      @sarcasticdino 5 місяців тому +11

      @@vic2249 fair, its just whole game is about being human and shit. like hank says "what am i, a statistic to you?" like idc if a statistic shows up over someones head dawg, that old man might die, like ofc hank is mad you just left him there, i feel like if you're not fully invested into the story and your choice is to chase the deviant, you're being a little silly.
      edit: especially when people are confused or upset that hank is angry.. like come on man- Jerma didn't seem like that surprised, but some other people are like "wait what why is he angry at me :/"

    • @sarcasticdino
      @sarcasticdino 5 місяців тому +7

      @@NightTimeDay im not like angry at them, its just confusing to me. choose whatever the hell you want, jerm clearly didn't take a liking to Hank as much as other people did, so its totally fair. i just cant imagine as a player ever choosing the deviant option when the game is so clearly screaming at you its gonna be the worse choice.

    • @mahasura9667
      @mahasura9667 5 місяців тому +3

      it always seems like a willful attempt to not let the obvious story play out to me, with Jerma, he’s just a silly guy

  • @M00NSW0RLD
    @M00NSW0RLD 4 місяці тому +5

    i zoned in and out for the first minute of this and i got so confused, PREGNANT? HUH? DISNEY WORLD? HUH???? KELLOGS????? RIOTS???????

  • @IloveSwagy
    @IloveSwagy 5 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for your work

  • @thesnowmiser6728
    @thesnowmiser6728 5 місяців тому +7

    Amazing thumbnail

  • @hurricanejaney
    @hurricanejaney 4 місяці тому +16

    “sorry ladies, but plastic can’t be beat” is a wild line considering the ladies have known that for literal decades

  • @pixelfrogger_
    @pixelfrogger_ 5 місяців тому +6

    16:20 yeah then the sphere happened