you should have kept the parts of Melina disappearing to really hammer home that she's just a figment of his imagination and no real woman would approach him
Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. 😊
Reddit mod realizes swinging a katana is very physically demanding, resorts instead to spamming magic from a safe distance and hiring monkeys and rotting corpses off fiverr
@user-nx1wv2ws6r hmmm... I think it's a bit farfetched for them to have any shred of intelligence. Maybe vigor becuase of all that protective blubber?
Unrealistic. The Reddit mod had to go outside to accomplish any of this. He also had to talk to women, which as we all know causes Reddit mods to shut down and go catatonic.
Plausible reasons to invalidate the run: First and foremost, Reddit mods don't touch grass(so you failed at the start pretty much). Secondly, you shouldn't be allowed to roll or jump, you know, because his knees or back would shatter under that sort of pressure. Thirdly, Reddit mods are cursed to be forever maidenless. Fourthly, stealth is out of the question, the sheer stench of the Reddit mod should alert all enemies within a 100 foot radius of his presence, even further away if the enemies are in the same direction that the wind is blowing at. Last but not least, Reddit mods have no friends with the exception of other Reddit mods, so no summons allowed. If anyone else comes up with more reasons to invalidate the run, let me know.
Should have modded Torrent into one of those mobility scooters that are supposed to be for the elderly but you see plenty of **ahem** Americans of Girth, riding in Wal-Mart.
For the Discord mod video, you should have it so that your stamina is always draining while touching grass, and if your stamina reaches 0, it starts draining your mana, then health.
You gain a 100% boost to attack damage when in, near, or looking at a fort at night, however as part of the challenge you have to go into a blind rage and immediately charge at any potential targets the moment they enter your field of view.
Can a gaming journalist beat Elden Ring: no lock on, no upgrading, no leveling relevant skills, has to fight every friendly npc, can't use torrent, can't fast travel, has to go to random bosses because they don't know how to follow the main story, no changing mixed physic
@@Alak-Hul_Darkblade It puts a consumabled called Baldachin's Blessing in your inventory. All you gotta do is use it, which gives you a few seconds of extra poise and removes the debuff.
You should play as a discord mod next- You can only use bewitching branches, spirit ashes and golden summons, and get your enemies to fight each other like how the big dogs fight the soldiers in caelid. This represents the grooming aspect of the discord mod lifecycle, and is your only method of dealing damage. However, you can still use spells and items to heal your allies, to represent gifting your groomed allies nitro.
These speed change runs are actually super interesting Completely changes the dynamic between the player and the boss Dodges are timed differently and strategies change on a fundamental level I like it
idea, use buff stacking and ashes of war like seppuku with the lord of blood's exultation, the ash of war version of golden vow, terra magica, the wondrous physick with the bloodsucking cracked tear and magic damage cracked tear, and a bunhc of stuff to get more damage to nuke bosses with night comet
In actuality sir, us Reddit moderators do very important work for society, and we are some of its most important members, subreddits are places of reason and discussion, safe from the hateful likes of you, and I am proud to do my part defending them from all manner of females
"Unsheathe" is surprisingly not underrated, it was the go-to for staggering bosses in speedruns and such for a while ...unless that was sarcasm and I missed the point, but I didn't hear anything obvious
Doubt it’s impossible without spirits but it would be a fucking pain to do without them I’ll give you that. I’d say that Stormveil is more difficult to get through than the academy, especially if you go directly there without getting items and levels from limgrave and (maybe) caelid first.
im only two minutes in so i cant say for sure, but i think he should have started with the stats to use the katana because well you see, he studied the blade
Maybe have something akin to butterfly set from dark souls 2 where enemies and npcs being close to you get poisoned cuz of the smell? Make stealth a lot harder too
Invalid run. You went to the churches for sacred tears
Nah, atheists would love the tears of people in churches
As an atheist I can confirm I go to church to collect the tears of the religious.
@TrixyTrixter, your is ready, sir.
@@bungiecrimes7247 XD
i don’t think he’s playing as an r/atheism redditor
you should have kept the parts of Melina disappearing to really hammer home that she's just a figment of his imagination and no real woman would approach him
And Ranni did the same... Elden Ring is truly reddit game
@@FayeRantTheStrong Fia literally ends herself in the end, so that s also lore accurate.
@@seventyfour8256 or she is ended by your incel friend who couldn't get hugs from her
@@FayeRantTheStrongD even has his arms outstretched going "Where's my hug?" And whan he realized she doesn't like him he kills her. Very on brand.
Ephesians 6:10-18 says,
Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. 😊
Reddit mod realizes swinging a katana is very physically demanding, resorts instead to spamming magic from a safe distance and hiring monkeys and rotting corpses off fiverr
lore acurate.
Redditors having intelligence... Seems a touch far fetched.
@@spiderpsycho_8887they can have arcane tho
@@spiderpsycho_8887more believable than any other stat to be fair
@user-nx1wv2ws6r hmmm... I think it's a bit farfetched for them to have any shred of intelligence. Maybe vigor becuase of all that protective blubber?
Reddit mod killed the Draconic tree sentinel with how bad he smells wtf.
Lore accurate
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
With the power of all the braps stored in this gamer chair
bro has kill aura without hacks
Reddit mods when the boss is called Godrick instead of Sciencerick
Oh, but if there was a God, it would be Rick from Rick and Morty, so I guess it's fine?
@@Raoul. Picklerick.
Oh my Science
This is a cool joke. I like it.
reddit atheists be on aniother level . bro i'm literally an atheist and a satanist and they talk too much about their atheism
so accurate that he doesn't know how to use his katana
Unrealistic. The Reddit mod had to go outside to accomplish any of this. He also had to talk to women, which as we all know causes Reddit mods to shut down and go catatonic.
Most based and scientifically accurate comment
can't wait for the discord mod run where you play as the same build except you're a groomer now
To be fair they're both groomers.
so you use spirit jellyfish ashes or smth?
The only difference is that you wear Mohg's robes.
@@StardustCorvid Was gonna say this.
@@StardustCorvidnah, side with miquella
Truest groomer of them all
You should have disabled sneaking effectiveness because of the absolute nuke of a stench
Ackshually nah. He stink so bad everybody wants to get away from him or ignore it
@@SgtMjRomero Ah, makes sense
TIPPING INTENSIFIES
"Hello M'lenia"
_tips head jar_
Plausible reasons to invalidate the run:
First and foremost, Reddit mods don't touch grass(so you failed at the start pretty much).
Secondly, you shouldn't be allowed to roll or jump, you know, because his knees or back would shatter under that sort of pressure.
Thirdly, Reddit mods are cursed to be forever maidenless.
Fourthly, stealth is out of the question, the sheer stench of the Reddit mod should alert all enemies within a 100 foot radius of his presence, even further away if the enemies are in the same direction that the wind is blowing at.
Last but not least, Reddit mods have no friends with the exception of other Reddit mods, so no summons allowed.
If anyone else comes up with more reasons to invalidate the run, let me know.
In that case, would mimic tear be allowed?
@@woxic27 That would be his imaginary friend.....himself. Lol!
Should have modded Torrent into one of those mobility scooters that are supposed to be for the elderly but you see plenty of **ahem** Americans of Girth, riding in Wal-Mart.
For the Discord mod video, you should have it so that your stamina is always draining while touching grass, and if your stamina reaches 0, it starts draining your mana, then health.
should’ve always had shabriri’s woe on to simulate the stench
Should've gone to the three fingers to make melina hate you for that touch of realism
25:50 What happend reddit mod, did those fairy tails kick your ass?
Woah, Reddit mods are "people"? I'm not even 30 seconds in, at least fact check your videos before uploading them
Referring to the Godskins as Chub and Chaser made me visibly wince, well done. An excellent playthrough.
You gain a 100% boost to attack damage when in, near, or looking at a fort at night, however as part of the challenge you have to go into a blind rage and immediately charge at any potential targets the moment they enter your field of view.
00:09 smoothest fat roll ever recorded
Can a gaming journalist beat Elden Ring: no lock on, no upgrading, no leveling relevant skills, has to fight every friendly npc, can't use torrent, can't fast travel, has to go to random bosses because they don't know how to follow the main story, no changing mixed physic
Ooh that would be a tough one!
can't wait for the discord mod and caseoh vids
"Why are you cosplaying a Godskin Noble?" Yep, you're banned.
@@bigslappy823 "Can give Anastesha, tarnished eater obesity into a heart failure" BAN THAT GUY!!
15:44 “where do you think you’re going buddy?” ahh tree sentinel
Finally, a protagonist that represents me.
I still can't beleive you stole Godrick's Reddit Gold. The community was in remiss over this.
Gotta do this on shadow of the Erdtree now
I found an inaccuracy in where at the start of the video you referred to Reddit mods as “people”
Damm, DiscordMod could kill every enemy just siting on 😂
The fact that you never removed the health debuff from Fia causes me physical pain.
How do I do that again? I did it about 20 hrs in and now I’m at 86 with the stupid women cooties debuff
@@Alak-Hul_Darkblade It puts a consumabled called Baldachin's Blessing in your inventory. All you gotta do is use it, which gives you a few seconds of extra poise and removes the debuff.
@@darthplagueis13 thanks dude
Redditor mods can never feel the touch of a woman, even virtually
Now I gotta check if there’s a mod that changes torrent into a gamer chair
Turn the flasks into gamersups
This is essentially playing a dark souls 1 character in elden ring
>claims to have studied the blade
>doesnt start with the stats to use a katana
"Take that, cris-te-ans" im dying
Soldier of Godrick is the hardest boss in the game. He might serve God however he's a deity himself
The reddit mod ending would absolutely be the lord of frenzied flame ending
Nah, dung eater
Obviously Anastasia is the best Waifu, just like Mildred before her.
The fact that hes wearing almost nothing but the ground still shakes he rolls is just cherries
21:50 chub and chaser boss joke got me way too hard 😭😭😭😭
@13:00 perfect montage hahahaha I feel like the Pokémon music is so fitting it almost feels diegetic.
Could have made more use of perfume bottles given your average Reddit mod’s love of Axe body spray.
The fact you actually got to Elden beast is insane
From Reddit mod to Elden Lord, truly a heroically epic journey
You forgot to add the -30 intelligence
You should play as a discord mod next- You can only use bewitching branches, spirit ashes and golden summons, and get your enemies to fight each other like how the big dogs fight the soldiers in caelid. This represents the grooming aspect of the discord mod lifecycle, and is your only method of dealing damage. However, you can still use spells and items to heal your allies, to represent gifting your groomed allies nitro.
Can you beat Minecraft/Elden Ring as a BrainRot 😆
Now that the dlc is out you need to redo this with Milady light greatsword
I feel like we need a part 2 of this with the milady
Reddit mod will be venturing into the shadow of the erdtree soon!
Love the Gen 3 music in the background
These speed change runs are actually super interesting
Completely changes the dynamic between the player and the boss
Dodges are timed differently and strategies change on a fundamental level
I like it
It would be a missed opportunity not to use the ‘milady’ greatsword for the dlc
9:15 lol look at this combat what a king among men
It took me halfway through the video to realize the mimic would have been completely useless
I just love the Soulsbornering challenge run community, y'all think of the silliest, funniest ideas.
BRO didnt even BOTHER WITH MALENIA LMAO
There's just no chance haha
for the DLC your gonna need the milady sword 😂
Should've modded in a special Hawaiian shirt, khaki shorts and Vibram shoes as rare drops
"Why is it always plump sort..."
This is a really entertaining and well made video. I haven’t watched your other content but this is just a good Elden ring video
20:25 not the edging battle between a Reddit mod and the fire giant
"I don't wanna hear any of that "Ranny" nonsense" 15:05
Loved the Gen 3 music
You'd think by the end of the game he would get a bit more fit from all the running lol
0:19 "Reddit mods are people-"
RUN DISQUALIFIED FOR MISUNDERSTANDING OF SOURCE MATERIAL
Just wait till the m’lady sword drops
You gotta use Milady
Torent is banned because the reddit mod would crush him instantly
idea, use buff stacking and ashes of war like seppuku with the lord of blood's exultation, the ash of war version of golden vow, terra magica, the wondrous physick with the bloodsucking cracked tear and magic damage cracked tear, and a bunhc of stuff to get more damage to nuke bosses with night comet
>doesn't believe in spirits
>summons spirit ashes
top kek
Now do a chad run
The worst thing you can say to an atheist is "You sound like member of r/atheism"
Horoah loux proves that chad is no match for the superior intellect of reddit. Clearly he shouldve worked out in a library
In actuality sir, us Reddit moderators do very important work for society, and we are some of its most important members, subreddits are places of reason and discussion, safe from the hateful likes of you, and I am proud to do my part defending them from all manner of females
It looks like Judge Holden 😭
"Unsheathe" is surprisingly not underrated, it was the go-to for staggering bosses in speedruns and such for a while
...unless that was sarcasm and I missed the point, but I didn't hear anything obvious
Torrent was banned to avoid animal abuse charges lmao
Nah aint no way reddit mods have hops like that
Doubt it’s impossible without spirits but it would be a fucking pain to do without them I’ll give you that.
I’d say that Stormveil is more difficult to get through than the academy, especially if you go directly there without getting items and levels from limgrave and (maybe) caelid first.
im only two minutes in so i cant say for sure, but i think he should have started with the stats to use the katana because well you see, he studied the blade
This is the most I've ever seen a reddit mod move
This content distracts me from the constant heat torpor I suffer from in the summer
God dammit why couldn’t I just be born Finnish
this aint just a reddit mod, this is the averafe reddit user
Bro should be using Milady
You should play this again but only use milady (spawn with it)
Cant wait for the dlc run using milady
Love the gen 6 music, it’s peak
Needs a mobility scooter mod '' wal mart's regular'' run
Fitting that it was God who conquered the Reddit mod
Maybe have something akin to butterfly set from dark souls 2 where enemies and npcs being close to you get poisoned cuz of the smell? Make stealth a lot harder too
As a Reddit mod: That is not true.
go through the dlc and find and use the Milady
Why didnt you use the Milady sword? Thats the reddit weapon
if only you waited 2 days, then you couldve use the milady
The way you pronounce ranni and hoarah loux hurts my soul
(Good video tho 👌)
In reality a Reddit Mod would never use a katana because that's a cutting weapon and they're so anti-circumcision
reddit mod touching grass on limgrave? nhaaaa, the run should have ended there.
You need to use the Milady weapon from the DLC
I sent this to my favourite Athiest friend
I pray he finds the milady sword (written before watching the video.
i appreciate the pokemon music bro
somebody get Skumnut on this challenge without the spirits