25:15 *NICE* that disrespectful kick right into his ugly mug. 🦶 Wonderful. I can't stand Firegiant so much! Noice! Wonderful. Showed him who is the true, new & upgraded "Firegiant" in Eldenring. 💪
Radahn: (slams swords into the ground, flies into the heavens and returns hurtling to earth at meteoric speeds to decimate his opponent) Furnace Golem: (farts)
@@KitsuneFyorathat thing is actually pretty easy to take down. It only takes 2 criticals and 1 for some builds, and dodging it is pretty easy. Ironically it's way harder for bosses and NPCs to deal with in comparison to players
@@tuvampirofavorito1275 Ghost leviathan i think. the one in the river is pretty big and is just a juvenile. the adult ones are found in the out of bound ecological dead sone and they are HUGE
@@Draidion You mean the specialized builds that require a lot of prep time and buffs? Those don't count as "easy" and unless you can give an example, I'm calling fake and gay.
I'm not having a hard time in terms of damage output, I can kill bosses pretty fast with bleed and strenght, but the problem is the damage taken, unless you upgrade the blessings, this bosses can one or two shot you
Idk what Mesmers engineering team was on, but they were able to mass produce war machines that are individually capable of curb stomping god and I think they deserve a raise for that.
To be fair boss un game and boss un lote aré diferent. For example radhan meteorito can destroy a city menwhile in the game you can survive just moving
@@matiasnoguera461 yeah exactly if the bosses were lore accurate in-game then it would be impossibly difficult. They are balanced for fun not for lore
i dont know what you all believe in but i believe in Jesus Christ, you may believe in Him as well, if you do, i hope you are where you need to be with Him, if you arent i hope you will accept him into your life, you may know the the story already, but He willingly died for everybody, and that includes you, if you are wondering if something is sinful look up Scripture about it online (i recommend the King James Version), i hope you read The Bible, and find a good church, ill leave you with some Scripture, Colossians 3:8 But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth. Romans 8:39 Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord. John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. Luke 6:31 And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise.
i dont know what you all believe in but i believe in Jesus Christ, you may believe in Him as well, if you do, i hope you are where you need to be with Him, if you arent i hope you will accept him into your life, you may know the the story already, but He willingly died for everybody, and that includes you, if you are wondering if something is sinful look up Scripture about it online (i recommend the King James Version), i hope you read The Bible, and find a good church, ill leave you with some Scripture, Colossians 3:8 But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth. Romans 8:39 Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord. John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. Luke 6:31 And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise.
Malenia vs Furnace Golem gave that hopeless feeling, where you see the most powerful villain you know, fighting another adversary you don’t know and slowly losing. You have the relief of the original villain dying, but the anxiety that the new one is way more powerful than what you’ve faced before. Very epic fight, especially with the music. Only chance she has was spamming waterfowl, and even that wasn’t enough in the battle of attrition
Im just glad someone killed her lmao everytime, she cheeses the other bosses with scarlet rot. Its so satisfying to watch her fight something immune to it and being stomped :>
21:07 the fact the golem has fire giant looking masks on its thighs and the fact it is as big as an actual fire giant may have some lore implications we don't know about yet
My guess is that mesmmer was the one to kill all the fire giants before getting imprisones in the shadow realm and after killing those fire giants, he used their flame to forge these golems. This is a guess tho so yea we can never be too sure
@@XVSvideoz it's a good one, my huge problem with the lore is, either everyone in the lands between and foreign lands is choosing to ignore the fact Messmer exists, or someone/something made everyone forget about him. Because assuming Messmer was helping in the war against the giants, that would mean Godfrey knew about him too. Also Rellana, Ranni's aunt, went to support Messmer, either she was very young and already a skilled sorcerer and warrior, or everyone from Caria knew about Messer too, which is weird considering no one ever mentions him, but the thing to consider is that Radagon was messing with the Carians by marrying Rennala. The other thing I'd love to learn about the lore is the fact a talisman depicting Bayle the Dread mentions he challenged Placidusax, and the battle left them both gravely injured, which explains why both are missing parts of their bodies, but then, did Farum exist in the land of shadow? Why are there so many ancient dragons there too? There's something obviously that I'm ignoring about the story of how the lands between and the land of shadow were physically connected
@@XVSvideoz godfrey killed all the giants not messmer but if you kill one of the furnace golem you get an item that tells you a little bit of there origin
Someone (prolly this guy, didn't check who it was) did one aginst the strongest golem, it survived until fire giant, FIRE GIANT on 1 health bar, and it was out of order so the only major bosses that didn't fight it were malekith and malenia
Sick moments. 1:49 - Renala gets cold cocked. 3:06 - Gideon attempts to slow walk. It fails. 6:45 - Attempted curb stomping. 8:01 - Astel catching some fucking hands 8:21 - Space battle type shit 9:41 - The entire Elden Beast fight is sick 13:33 - Fire Golem with the HOPS 25:15 - The most devastating shit I've ever seen 28:33 - Placi gets his shit rocked, then catches one more on the ground for good measure
@sassas1487 figure of speech. Means she got her bell rung. Jaw rocked. Button pressed. Took one on the chin. Red headed step child treatment. Caught the Billy club. A knuckle sandwich.
@@calmack6637”mid boss” Mf PRIME RADAHN is a helluva boss, prime radahn quite literally dwarfs any of the Demi-gods with his power in lore, Godwyn and such would be a nuisance mainly because they have no reasoning to be the final boss since the dlc is centred around Miquella… and Radahn is the biggest connection to miquella
Ehhh, the grayed-out section of bar really only counts as damage come the final hit; otherwise, once the effect expires, all the removed health returns.
22:11 "Bro look what I can do" "YOOO dude you can make fire too?" "Yeah bro, I've been working on it for 10,000 year- SIKE LOL" *Hits golem in the nuts with giant disk* "OWW DUDE"
Despite this is an early boss that is so massive that you can see it from a very far distance once you enter the new world, that explains why it has 100k hp
@@Spatgoober Is there some special way to kill them? Because I just waltzed up and started spamming Lightning spells at them (4-8k damage a hit) and riposting them when they fell down. Killed two or three so far. Is that not how you're supposed to do it? LMAO!
@@TheStraightestWhitest I was just double jumping with a horse and hitting the legs with a zweihander until they fell over lol. An armored one is giving me trouble, I'll give lightning a try.
The Elden beast fight was probably the first time I've felt I properly know how large either of those two are... good lord the Furnace golem is massive.
When the Guardian (Laser) Golem does his downward stabs attack, it just looks like he got really frustrated at the whole fight and started to have a fit, stabbing at the ground instead of an actual attack... LMAO!!!!
Normal bosses be like: "I cast Lightning Bolt!" DLC Bosses be like: " From yonder plains I becon; from pits of blackest sins I reach; and from maddened stars I call forth. I cast upon ye thus: *Doom* "
@@Ascetronaut eh, Maly only kills my soul with some slashes and dirt. These DLC mfers blow up my whole fuckin neighborhood with these whole unnecessary anime ass attacks.
Ok, yes, everyone died horribly, BUT, can we all take a moment to appreciate how Malenia perfectly and deftly dodged that first wave of rocks without taking a single hit?!?!
They aren’t puzzles really. You can brute force them. I brute forced the one at the start of the dlc with no scadutree blessings with dual curved swords. I didn’t really need to riposte him.
ruins all the lore to me tbh, all those fearsome bosses i thought of as great and powerful and even the fuckin elden beast himself cant get a random giant furnace dude down to half his hp
so the only reason the roll spam worked is bc it's his most powerful and mobile move. none of the other characters hit hard or fast enough to even make this a fair fight. Malenia get a rot proc, but when the golem flames up, it cleans it- gone. this guy is so op, he can't be staggered or stunned. all of his attacks are in the 3k range, and they're widespread attacks. good thing we have fire pots. good video !
Placi will lose most likely as Bayle is way more aggressive. For it to be anything like their Lore version, Placi's aggression needs to be ramped up a notch
In the lore Placidusax would be considered the winner by a narrow margin. Both were badly wounded, but Placi kept his title and throne. In game, because of how the DLC is scaled, it would be stacked against him pretty hard.
I think it would have been funnier to let him do his normal speech. Give off "Ahh, I've been expecting you abomination of the sixth dimension." type vibes.
It's not really designed for fights like this. It's designed to be fought by the player, it's crit modifier is absurdly ridiculously high. You usually do 40K+ damage on a critical hit of these things
One thing you notice with these videos is that the movesets and skills on almost all the bosses mostly the bigger ones are made to be aimed at a smaller target, ie the player with a lot of ground aoe strikes or grabs that do little or nothing to anything bigger than them
So.... I feel the opposite about this. Malenia and Rick dying to what's basically the Tree Sentinel of the DLC kind of bodes badly for the balance of it.... Hell, UNALLOYED MALENIA looks like she wouldn't win this fight. (Also, ironically, that mod would fit the DLC perfectly....)
Rennala just getting countersniped by flaming rocks are the most wonderful things of this video, and not to mention Radagon jumping into the Guardian's hitboxes under its huge basket body.
I think if it weren’t for its wonky hitboxes and how the ai responds to it, some of these bosses might have done pretty well. Rick whiffed like half his shots because he aimed in between the legs, and Mohg was attacking air like 10m away from it.
The amount of duo and npc videos we about to get is gonna be crazy. Cant wait for double Radahn. Also imagine mods and with the dlc bosses. Scary thought.
Just stagger the shit out of him . Deathpoker works great agains this Firetrashcan, the flames on the ground stagger him every time befor he raise his foot or want to jump.
When even gigachad bosses can barely even do ANYTHING to one of the FIRST DLC bosses, you know that no one is surviving the DLC. Edit: When I said “no one is surviving the DLC”, I’m REFERRING TO THE BOSSES, LIKE WTH.
He's weak gimmick boss though, he's like Yhorm The Giant from DS3, you have to specifically do certain thing to damage him significantly, otherwise it's just a sponge, there is no boss in the game like that but the guardian golems mini bosses.
You’ve got to take out both of his legs and then stab is eye when he’s down, there’s another one with armor on his legs and you gotta be like obi wan and get the high ground. Then you’ve gotta throw giant fire pots into his basket. He’s still NOT ez but that’s atleast how you kill them
@@JohnDoe-ch6qy Ryckard is a gimmick boss, too. But good point here. These fights are often uninteresting because the boss AI just isn't programmed for it. Bosses that dodge your attacks stupidly face-tank boss attacks. We just saw the laser golem pointlessly stab at the ground 30 feet away from its enemy.
The process is straightforward. I utilized the shard spiral spell to melt them efficiently. It's crucial to position yourself at an angle that allows for simultaneous damage to both legs.
The bosses will finally understand what is it to be a weak player against new ennemies!
25:15 *NICE* that disrespectful kick right into his ugly mug. 🦶 Wonderful.
I can't stand Firegiant so much! Noice! Wonderful.
Showed him who is the true, new & upgraded "Firegiant" in Eldenring. 💪
You know I find it interesting that despite the insane fire resistance the fire giant still did pretty good against the fire guardian
Problem is if the bosses are like weaker players to this thing......how weak is a player to this thing 🤔
Radahn: (slams swords into the ground, flies into the heavens and returns hurtling to earth at meteoric speeds to decimate his opponent)
Furnace Golem: (farts)
@@KitsuneFyorathat thing is actually pretty easy to take down. It only takes 2 criticals and 1 for some builds, and dodging it is pretty easy. Ironically it's way harder for bosses and NPCs to deal with in comparison to players
"this is one of the weaker versions" carries the same magnitude as "this leviathan is still a JUVENILE"
Lol
oh lordy. XD i only just met this thing and was thinking "is this a fire giant?".. no.. its stronger lol
Gargantuan?? But for sure that thing is scary
Rick needs a rematch when the Wickergolems legs become targetable.
Can't watch how our boy gets cheesed here.
@@tuvampirofavorito1275 Ghost leviathan i think. the one in the river is pretty big and is just a juvenile. the adult ones are found in the out of bound ecological dead sone and they are HUGE
Rennala shooting in between it's legs dealing 0 dmg is just perfect.
1.5 int
Her sister: 😳
YOU MISSED! HOW DID YOU MISS!? HE WAS THREE FEET IN FRONT OF YOU!
"curse you Y axis!!!"
Yooo I thought the same thing. She was probably thinking about Radagon.
Watching bosses do as much damage as I do is insane. Lmao
But it’s so easy to do so much damage? There are plenty of builds that do up to 24k with a single move at only level like 150
@@Draidion You mean the specialized builds that require a lot of prep time and buffs? Those don't count as "easy" and unless you can give an example, I'm calling fake and gay.
Those builds take so much prep and time The average player is not gonna do that
No player does that kind of damage straight up, with no prep. This thing just does it right off the bat
I'm not having a hard time in terms of damage output, I can kill bosses pretty fast with bleed and strenght, but the problem is the damage taken, unless you upgrade the blessings, this bosses can one or two shot you
Idk what Mesmers engineering team was on, but they were able to mass produce war machines that are individually capable of curb stomping god and I think they deserve a raise for that.
Mesmers kids from the wifes he left to bring some milk
To be fair boss un game and boss un lote aré diferent.
For example radhan meteorito can destroy a city menwhile in the game you can survive just moving
The upgrade systen in dlc is different, so i dont think the bosses are comparable
@@matiasnoguera461 yeah exactly if the bosses were lore accurate in-game then it would be impossibly difficult. They are balanced for fun not for lore
@@loveableheathen7441 sure keep telling yourself that.
The fire giant panic roll segment at the end looks like a Tarnished fatrolling around and the golem just getting confused lmao
Lmao so true
i dont know what you all believe in but i believe in Jesus Christ, you may believe in Him as well, if you do, i hope you are where you need to be with Him, if you arent i hope you will accept him into your life, you may know the the story already, but He willingly died for everybody, and that includes you, if you are wondering if something is sinful look up Scripture about it online (i recommend the King James Version), i hope you read The Bible, and find a good church, ill leave you with some Scripture, Colossians 3:8 But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth. Romans 8:39 Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord. John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. Luke 6:31 And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise.
How are you not verified yet?
13:30 bro that dodge by the furnace giant is insane
He is playing 4d chess,
damn fr
Dex 999
Ultra instinct jump.
Not only did it dodge it landed the final hit what are the odds 😂🤣
18:04 so we just not gonna talk about the illegal colonoscopy mohg gave?
No.
Mohg was there to remove Furnace Golem's hemorrhoids.
I had to scroll down too much to find this
@@rafaelferreira7911I feel you 😂
The mohglester😈
“Can any of the strongest bosses....."
Godrick: FOR THE LOVE OF MARIKA STOP PUTTING ME IN THESE VIDEOS!!!
😂
Ffs he lost to a freakin Grafted Scion in one of the vids
He claimed he was lord of all that was golden. He has to protect that title.
“Forefathers, one and all… BEAR WITNESS!”
@@YoMama9150Only golden thing he's lord of is Gold Tinged Dung!
"You'll do as you're told"! In my Gandalf voice
2:55 Gideon requested help before the fight even started (maybe he is all knowing)
Lmaooo that was funny asf
MY BONES
I love the fact he yells “ I NEED HE-“ right before he gets curbstomped to death at the end too lmao
Top tier comment right here hahaha
bro 💀
Video should have been titled Can Any Boss Reduce Furnace Golem's health by more than 5%.
Lmaoo
Soldier of God solos
Wait radagon can deflect spells?
@@AegonTargaryen-x8p How did you not know that?
I mean godskin duo did that
1:03 Godrick's line in this context sounds like he is gonna do a heroic sacrifice against certain death
Other bosses: Do a bunch of crazy attacks with insane visuals.
Wickerman: Haha big jump.
i dont know what you all believe in but i believe in Jesus Christ, you may believe in Him as well, if you do, i hope you are where you need to be with Him, if you arent i hope you will accept him into your life, you may know the the story already, but He willingly died for everybody, and that includes you, if you are wondering if something is sinful look up Scripture about it online (i recommend the King James Version), i hope you read The Bible, and find a good church, ill leave you with some Scripture, Colossians 3:8 But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth. Romans 8:39 Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord. John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. Luke 6:31 And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise.
You wont even see his next move comin... a kick!
I even saw it PUNCH once!!! I swear I'm not lying!
It’s smart and uses it’s huge fucking body as an advantage
Not the bees! 😭
25:16 that face kick was great
disrespectful af 😭
"Look at me, look at me. I'M the fire giant now"
Straight up Kaiju battle.
Kinda reminds me of Luigi’s down taunt
Every boss: kick rocks dude
Fire guardian: ok
😂😂😂😂😂
Gideon took one straight to the face!
@@PooBrainBatmanAnd Fire Giant took the Guardian's entire FOOT to the face lol
@@EridianBlaze I got distracted and didn't finish the video. I've got to see this.
@@EridianBlaze HA! yeah and the second one sent him to meet his maker.
lmao that roll😂
Malenia vs Furnace Golem gave that hopeless feeling, where you see the most powerful villain you know, fighting another adversary you don’t know and slowly losing. You have the relief of the original villain dying, but the anxiety that the new one is way more powerful than what you’ve faced before. Very epic fight, especially with the music.
Only chance she has was spamming waterfowl, and even that wasn’t enough in the battle of attrition
She deserves the loss
Malenia was an easy boss i have no idea what others are on fr
How are you even supposed to beat this furnace golem thing? Import an Armored Core to the lands between?
@@kerbodynamicx472 make him fall over like the oversized toddler he is
Im just glad someone killed her lmao everytime, she cheeses the other bosses with scarlet rot. Its so satisfying to watch her fight something immune to it and being stomped :>
21:07 the fact the golem has fire giant looking masks on its thighs and the fact it is as big as an actual fire giant may have some lore implications we don't know about yet
My guess is that mesmmer was the one to kill all the fire giants before getting imprisones in the shadow realm and after killing those fire giants, he used their flame to forge these golems. This is a guess tho so yea we can never be too sure
@@XVSvideoz it's a good one, my huge problem with the lore is, either everyone in the lands between and foreign lands is choosing to ignore the fact Messmer exists, or someone/something made everyone forget about him. Because assuming Messmer was helping in the war against the giants, that would mean Godfrey knew about him too. Also Rellana, Ranni's aunt, went to support Messmer, either she was very young and already a skilled sorcerer and warrior, or everyone from Caria knew about Messer too, which is weird considering no one ever mentions him, but the thing to consider is that Radagon was messing with the Carians by marrying Rennala.
The other thing I'd love to learn about the lore is the fact a talisman depicting Bayle the Dread mentions he challenged Placidusax, and the battle left them both gravely injured, which explains why both are missing parts of their bodies, but then, did Farum exist in the land of shadow? Why are there so many ancient dragons there too? There's something obviously that I'm ignoring about the story of how the lands between and the land of shadow were physically connected
@@XVSvideozI thought that Godfrey was the one who exterminated Fire Giants
@@majster7072 it was godfrey, marika says put the giants to the sword when you get to the marika church in mountain top of the giants
@@XVSvideoz godfrey killed all the giants not messmer but if you kill one of the furnace golem you get an item that tells you a little bit of there origin
Bro has TWO fire giant heads on his hips. I expected nothing less than the new most spongey bullshit.
Lmao ikr
Thanks alot, i was watching without playing the DLC and asked me , "Where is the weakspot ?" 😮😊😂🎉
Next video: how many Bosses are necessary to take down one furnace golem
"How many data centers are required to run the AI for enough bosses to take down one furnace golem".
"One, if it has constant velocity"
@@odenetheus Radahn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
*World is destroyed from the force of his meteor move*
Someone (prolly this guy, didn't check who it was) did one aginst the strongest golem, it survived until fire giant, FIRE GIANT on 1 health bar, and it was out of order so the only major bosses that didn't fight it were malekith and malenia
@@rethekpistagodzilla had a stroke reading this and died
i like how the title doesn't ask if the bosses can beat the golem, just if they can survive it
Sick moments.
1:49 - Renala gets cold cocked.
3:06 - Gideon attempts to slow walk. It fails.
6:45 - Attempted curb stomping.
8:01 - Astel catching some fucking hands
8:21 - Space battle type shit
9:41 - The entire Elden Beast fight is sick
13:33 - Fire Golem with the HOPS
25:15 - The most devastating shit I've ever seen
28:33 - Placi gets his shit rocked, then catches one more on the ground for good measure
Average main character in animes
Renalla gets WHAT?!!
@sassas1487 figure of speech. Means she got her bell rung. Jaw rocked. Button pressed. Took one on the chin. Red headed step child treatment. Caught the Billy club. A knuckle sandwich.
"space battle type shit"
This is my favorite comment
The “I need help” from gideon is always so funny 😂
Seeing this enemy in the trailer I just imagined Cu Caster standing somewhere going “WICKA MAN”
The grailed 120 with everything maxed out wicker man
A FGO player, nice to see you're still alive
The first i see in trailer, the Cu caster Np pop in my mind.
God I love caster CU
True…
Fire giant battle looks like two dudes trying to kill a roach.
True lol
Fire Giant: Finally a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!
Flame Guardians have Fire Giant faces on their thighs. Fire Giant should have taken note.
Also Fire Giant:💀👻
The dodge roll from Fire Giant really felt good to see🥲👌
Meanwhile fire giant gets kicked in his teeth 25:16
Then it went about as well as Tai Lung’s fight with Po
I sincerely appreciate you not starting out with the final boss and spoiling it in the freaking title like other creators.
im happy i got it spoiled its a pretty mid boss and id be dissapointed if i was expecting gloam eyed queen or godwyn or some shit
@@calmack6637 I'm disappointed by who it is as well, but it's not my or a UA-camr's choice to make for everyone else.
@@calmack6637both of them are dead??
@@calmack6637”mid boss” Mf PRIME RADAHN is a helluva boss, prime radahn quite literally dwarfs any of the Demi-gods with his power in lore, Godwyn and such would be a nuisance mainly because they have no reasoning to be the final boss since the dlc is centred around Miquella… and Radahn is the biggest connection to miquella
Love how Maliketh did the most damage out of every boss in the game just via the destined death proc
Ehhh, the grayed-out section of bar really only counts as damage come the final hit; otherwise, once the effect expires, all the removed health returns.
And the flame guardian just cancelled it :/
@@Hexagonaldonutno it doesn't. that health stays gone
@@Hexagonaldonut My man never played the game
@Hexagonaldonut no it doesn't lmao, the greyed out portion is their max hp being permanently reduced. There's no healing that back
Every other boss: Telegraphed swings and dodges and flips and light beams
Furnace golem:
DIE
Thy end is now
CRUSH
Prepare thyself
Big guy really fought that like it was a normal Tuesday for him.
This made me appreciate the Elden beasts fighting style. I never thought I would be routing for a space dolphin!
Astel and Flame Guardian using their magic at the same time looked so badass.
22:11 "Bro look what I can do" "YOOO dude you can make fire too?" "Yeah bro, I've been working on it for 10,000 year- SIKE LOL"
*Hits golem in the nuts with giant disk*
"OWW DUDE"
HAHAHHAHAHA
Despite this is an early boss that is so massive that you can see it from a very far distance once you enter the new world, that explains why it has 100k hp
It's tree sentinel 2.0 avoid this thing at all costs when starting
@@Spatgoober I went straight to hit and it kicked me in the face
@@Spatgoober Is there some special way to kill them? Because I just waltzed up and started spamming Lightning spells at them (4-8k damage a hit) and riposting them when they fell down. Killed two or three so far. Is that not how you're supposed to do it? LMAO!
@@TheStraightestWhitest staggering and then critical striking seems to be the gimmick for them.
@@TheStraightestWhitest I was just double jumping with a horse and hitting the legs with a zweihander until they fell over lol. An armored one is giving me trouble, I'll give lightning a try.
Wow, that Godskin Noble’s roll attack damage did more than any boss’s full on attach thus far…
Mainly because it actually landed most all of the hits from said roll, half the bosses attacks whiffed or targeted the space between the things legs.
It’s a fuckin stupid ass attack and I’ve never successfully dodged it
It seems that they only bothered to put hit boxes on his feet, hands, and torso. Everyone else took full damage no matter where they got hit
Maliketh😂😂
This dlc is mad if even Rick can’t get a basket below half hp.
One hell of a basket tho
To be fair, he was aiming at the torso, not the legs, and missed a good amount of his swings..
@@maxwellgillespie2641he also did 6k per swing instead of like 200 😂
nah, rick was just playing around, he knew it was not a serious battle, thus he did not fight seriously.
Rick just didnt want to make all the other bosses feel bad, so he was lollygagging around
The Elden beast fight was probably the first time I've felt I properly know how large either of those two are... good lord the Furnace golem is massive.
When the Guardian (Laser) Golem does his downward stabs attack, it just looks like he got really frustrated at the whole fight and started to have a fit, stabbing at the ground instead of an actual attack... LMAO!!!!
This! Bro was like “god dammit why is this not working?!”
Normal bosses be like: "I cast Lightning Bolt!"
DLC Bosses be like: " From yonder plains I becon; from pits of blackest sins I reach; and from maddened stars I call forth. I cast upon ye thus: *Doom* "
Sophists
You say this like one of the last main game bosses isnt wielding Destined Death against us
@@Ascetronaut eh, Maly only kills my soul with some slashes and dirt. These DLC mfers blow up my whole fuckin neighborhood with these whole unnecessary anime ass attacks.
"MMMMAGIC MISSLE!"
These scrub spellcasters have nothing on a Donald Duck Zetta Flare.
That blast battle at 8:25 was crazy lol
Marvelous
The Godskins surprised me a bit. Didn't know they were that strong against fire.
8:21 one of best epic scenes i seen in elden ring
Ok, yes, everyone died horribly, BUT, can we all take a moment to appreciate how Malenia perfectly and deftly dodged that first wave of rocks without taking a single hit?!?!
No
Yes lmao. Shes so cool fr 😭
I forgot that in her second phase she drops the hardest line of any FromSoft boss saying “You will witness true horror” and I got scared
@@humantwist-offcap9514nah, the hardest line is “o death, become my blade once more”
@@Nameless_Godzilla nah
The fire giant clutching that win was pretty epic.
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' *what!?*
With a broken leg at that
so.... act like a player?
When the Elden Beast ascended in time with the music...goosebumps. That shit was trailer worthy
I personally consider these to be more of hazards with health bars than bosses.
Every boss in base game is so easy
I mean they technically are, they are not enemies they are just puzzles with a healthbar so you are right
@@Draidion congrats man, you're so cool
They aren’t puzzles really. You can brute force them. I brute forced the one at the start of the dlc with no scadutree blessings with dual curved swords. I didn’t really need to riposte him.
@@HunterYangBirdmust have taken an hour or something with how much health they have
I still say he should be called "GIANT FIRE"
Also gotta love actual gods rolling up and his only reaction is "ah, what a fine day for a BBQ"
It was just a family reunion between Fire Giant and his angsty cousin Giant Fire💀
still not as cool as “wicker man” i get its not original but it’s what he’s based off
i thought he should be called "Olympic Torch"
Man, this boss was the biggest f* you to the base game I could've imagined. I wish that at least Maliketh Destined Death would've worked
Same honestly.
@@mewxtherealitygod4706 If he spammed his summersault move, he probably has a decent fighting chance
I assume he's immune to black flame too, this boss is way to op
ruins all the lore to me tbh, all those fearsome bosses i thought of as great and powerful and even the fuckin elden beast himself cant get a random giant furnace dude down to half his hp
@@bambarasamsara7116 Appertly God:0 A reject furnace: 10
so the only reason the roll spam worked is bc it's his most powerful and mobile move. none of the other characters hit hard or fast enough to even make this a fair fight. Malenia get a rot proc, but when the golem flames up, it cleans it- gone. this guy is so op, he can't be staggered or stunned. all of his attacks are in the 3k range, and they're widespread attacks. good thing we have fire pots. good video !
Getting the malenia cutscene in a different locations pretty cool
Rykards wild screen effects were pretty neat in Placi's arena too
That wasn’t soldier of godricks health bar, it was the time he was able to allocate to killing this fire giant in his very busy schedule
8:05 That punch Astel took 😮 I really felt that
space bro got walloped lol.
I like how in the godskin duo the apostle jumps behind the noble to use as a meat shield but still gets hit
The fire giant getting kicked in the face was not something I ever thought I’d be able to see. That was awesome lol
Notice the verb in the title is not ''defeat'' but ''survive''. Winning was never the option against this thing.
If you want to survive you have to defeat him though.
Next video: How many Malenias does it take to defeat the Furnace Golem?
33
@@BjornTheBear
Wait. Seriously?
The fact you already know the number
@@BjornTheBearhow many Maliketh then?
6 to 8 maybe
Thanks for the video! Watching the bosses fighting styles against other npcs is interesting.
Glad you enjoyed
Even with the DLC out, Gideon saying "I need HELP!" still makes me laugh.
Eventually, I really want to see Placidusax vs Bayle. A fight against rivals far from their primes
Placi will lose most likely as Bayle is way more aggressive. For it to be anything like their Lore version, Placi's aggression needs to be ramped up a notch
Bayle fights a lot like Midir but even more agro. Placi's attack mechanics are just not suited for that, he'd keep getting his poise broken.
In the lore Placidusax would be considered the winner by a narrow margin. Both were badly wounded, but Placi kept his title and throne. In game, because of how the DLC is scaled, it would be stacked against him pretty hard.
Gideon called for help right the moment he know what enemy he gonna fight with 🤣🤣🤣
All knowing indeed
A man cannot kill a god… a true god!
I think it would have been funnier to let him do his normal speech.
Give off "Ahh, I've been expecting you abomination of the sixth dimension." type vibes.
Everybody gangsta until furnace golem gets a second stage.
But there is one thing this gigantic golem fears:
Horse jump
It is way easier for my dumb ass to dodge with a regular jump than with a horse, plus it just combos with doing a jump attack.
MainGame boss: *appears*
Furnace golem: „Observation: this is a great opportunity for slaughter!“
My boi wickerman out here smashing hopes and dreams. You love to see it.
13:00 Flame Guardian to the Dragon: "You merely adopted the fire, I was born in it, molded by it."
I begin my journey to The Land Of Shadows tomorrow. Once the wicker man is dead, I’ll be back. Wish me luck, Bjorn.
Good luck dude
@@BjornTheBear he will stay there forever
Rick, Maliketh, and Rykard being the only ones dealing actual damage to the furnace is insane
Mohg stuck around for longer than you’d think and did what, an eight of its hp in?
malenia did some dmg
@@zjjohnson3827 he didn't even barely managed to reach 1/4 xd
@@Vaith she did, but not as the same realm as the ones I have mentioned. She did great though.
The player sized and melee ones had the best chance since they actually hit the thing, even the fire giant
Genuinely cracked up laughing at the squeaky toy sound for Morgott's death, holy hell that was unexpected but so damn funny.
1:46
Everyone ever: you gotta be an idiot to miss a target this big…
Rennala:
Radahn's meteor attack tickling this makes me very afraid for when i finally get here...
It's not really designed for fights like this. It's designed to be fought by the player, it's crit modifier is absurdly ridiculously high. You usually do 40K+ damage on a critical hit of these things
Boss vs Boss is about to go crazy
Nah, more like the boss finally realized how it felt what we players been through with them. Now they've become the player itself.
Well, Bjorn said it takes 33 Melania to take this thing down
Soo.....😅
One thing you notice with these videos is that the movesets and skills on almost all the bosses mostly the bigger ones are made to be aimed at a smaller target, ie the player with a lot of ground aoe strikes or grabs that do little or nothing to anything bigger than them
The real problem is they all target the center of the furnace instead of its legs, making most of their attacks miss as they go between both legs.
Furnace Golem: “All that for a drop of blood”
the Laser golem got absolutely bullied by his cousin the Furnace golem
This vid makes me wish there was a game where you watch god level monsters fight with this level of animation. Some of the battles were stunning
you know something beyond catastrophic is about to happen when Rick desummon himself in the middle of the fight
This is so freaking cool :D
I'm still laughing when the Furnace Golem kick the Fire Giant in the face. That's just disgusting. XD
Got em with a finisher
Yes, this is why i subbed! i was hoping you'd do this lol. I wanted to see the fire giant vs this monstrosity for a while.
I am so shocked you are able to do these! Love the content man. So cool to see even the bosses can't handle him 😅
Glad to know you enjoy
Rick sure did put up a heck of a fight lmao
As usual
37:55 For those who like to see Malenia die, this is your moment :D
very satisfactory
More like scary. If even her and Maliketh can't take on this thing, then what in hell can?
@@gangzilla5716probs bayle orthe final boss
considering how much bad she turned out to be in the dlc even much more bad than the base game, that was absolutely marvelous
So.... I feel the opposite about this. Malenia and Rick dying to what's basically the Tree Sentinel of the DLC kind of bodes badly for the balance of it....
Hell, UNALLOYED MALENIA looks like she wouldn't win this fight. (Also, ironically, that mod would fit the DLC perfectly....)
this is like the first time I cheered for malenia since she fought rick
Rennala just getting countersniped by flaming rocks are the most wonderful things of this video, and not to mention Radagon jumping into the Guardian's hitboxes under its huge basket body.
This is what I was waiting for! Also never noticed the nose on the fire giant in the first phase before for some reason.
3:00 some random ass dude taking a walk in pompeii on august 24 79 AD:
Lmao 😂
Godrick: Fore Fathers, one and all. Bear witness!!
*Gets killed 10 seconds later*
Me: yeah... They witnessed something alright.
Lmao
he was saying to witness the golem lol
FOREFATHERS, ONE AND ALL! BEAR WITNESS (to my shame)!
Witness me being a disappointment
Theres a reason godfrey mourns morgott and not godrick
I think if it weren’t for its wonky hitboxes and how the ai responds to it, some of these bosses might have done pretty well. Rick whiffed like half his shots because he aimed in between the legs, and Mohg was attacking air like 10m away from it.
The amount of duo and npc videos we about to get is gonna be crazy. Cant wait for double Radahn. Also imagine mods and with the dlc bosses. Scary thought.
Wtf I didn’t even know you could do this. Obviously the PC version but this is brilliant!
This guy is so cool, one of the best designs ive seen
This Golem is unbeatable for any boss, he has tons of life and is immune to any status effects and what's more he also deals a lot of damage!
Just stagger the shit out of him .
Deathpoker works great agains this Firetrashcan, the flames on the ground stagger him every time befor he raise his foot or want to jump.
I was waiting for these types of videos.
Astel and golem having a meteor × fireball barrage is the coolest thing I've seen all day
When even gigachad bosses can barely even do ANYTHING to one of the FIRST DLC bosses, you know that no one is surviving the DLC.
Edit: When I said “no one is surviving the DLC”, I’m REFERRING TO THE BOSSES, LIKE WTH.
He's weak gimmick boss though, he's like Yhorm The Giant from DS3, you have to specifically do certain thing to damage him significantly, otherwise it's just a sponge, there is no boss in the game like that but the guardian golems mini bosses.
This is one way to survive… don’t start 😂
You’ve got to take out both of his legs and then stab is eye when he’s down, there’s another one with armor on his legs and you gotta be like obi wan and get the high ground. Then you’ve gotta throw giant fire pots into his basket. He’s still NOT ez but that’s atleast how you kill them
@@JohnDoe-ch6qy Ryckard is a gimmick boss, too. But good point here. These fights are often uninteresting because the boss AI just isn't programmed for it. Bosses that dodge your attacks stupidly face-tank boss attacks. We just saw the laser golem pointlessly stab at the ground 30 feet away from its enemy.
The process is straightforward. I utilized the shard spiral spell to melt them efficiently. It's crucial to position yourself at an angle that allows for simultaneous damage to both legs.
Fire golem: *plays hopscotch*
Everyone: *fucking dies*
I can’t even look at this thing, all the fire effects just destroyed my gpu
At least we now know where all the fire giants went
13:30 The perfect Finisher xD Dodged his final Attack and stomps him
Thank you for being the first to do this meeting❣️
Thanks for watching
The teddy bear squeeze sound with Morgott! I’m dying 😂
It was great, the video was really funny, thank you only Godric 😂