As a black man, Tom Segura speaking like a black man is one of the funniest bits I’ve ever come across. It’s like Russel Peters speaking Jamaican. It’s almost too real!
“Some people don’t know blue from black” 😂😂😂 I’m obsessed with the way he always sneaks those little jabs in like it’s nothing lol. His comedic timing is unmatched
The sad guy from KCL who sits in his house consumed with his sadness is one of the greatest people in local television ever. So self aware and a really good sport about it all. I wish him well, and hope he finds solemnity
Seeing Tom on regular TV shows with interviewers is THE BESTTTTT. He talks so nonchalantly and it's the best. Talking about his GHB overdose, "ppl can relate to you Tom" Tom says "yeah, drugs are the best!" And her face 😂😂😂😂😂
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The funniest part is when his wife slept with Theo von
Comedians going on morning talk shows is content for everybody except the people who would usually watch that said talk show
Or who host them
Talk shows are just god awful, these comedians are usually the only thing that make it watchable.
but Conan.
It’s the funniest shit
Hence why them bring them on
I love how all of Tom's morning show appearances are him trying his best to never be invited back to a morning show.
As a black man, Tom Segura speaking like a black man is one of the funniest bits I’ve ever come across. It’s like Russel Peters speaking Jamaican. It’s almost too real!
IK Right
His wherever Africa
"Please do not yell in the casino."
Brilliant.
I’m Going to guess that you do not vote democrat
I just imagine some black dude watching that and then yelling the same thing in the same tone to his friend to get him to come see 😂😂
Your name is Leryan you didn’t need to announce you were black your name already tells us lol
“You telling me how sad you are was the best part of my week”
Hilarious
“Some people don’t know blue from black” 😂😂😂 I’m obsessed with the way he always sneaks those little jabs in like it’s nothing lol. His comedic timing is unmatched
he is a part of the unfunny Rogan group- he should stick to baking bread
@@thingy2780 ok
@@TheFastballs He will appear in Papi Gringo 2
“Your girlfriend will find out what time it is.” 🤣🤣🤣
@@thingy2780 We're all entitled to our opinions, even if some of them are wrong and dumb, like this one of yours is.
That “Hungarian arms dealer” line catches me every time 😂
Imagine me, I’ve been working on a deal to get Hungarian AMD-65 parts kits into the country. My ribs feel like I detached one from laughingz
Telling the sad guy "you're the best, I love you" was amazingly real.
4:10 His timing with that "Naaah I like em pure bred." is absolutely masterful.
That was one of the best for sure lmao
Yeah, he's a genius. Quickly mocking the absurdity of what she just said by taking it to the next level.
I screamed dude
I agree I think purebred is the best.
@@laylaluann9541 just the one breed though all of the others are obvious failures.
The "some people dont know blue from black" line has to be one of the quickest and smartest come backs I have ever heard 😂
"shout out to everybody all over the world doin they thing and stuff like that"
SUUWOOO
🧡From Scotland, right back atcha ✌🤜🤛😎
As I saw that part I read this comment, perfectly in sync.
Best line in this video
Crazy Locs in the house.
Tom Segura proves that even psychopaths can have a functional place in society.
Calling him functional is generous
@Charles Arnold Ok. At least sociopath but we still love him. Lol.
Just gotta Focus them fucked up thoughts into something the whole family can enjoy.
@Charles Arnold You obviously are not a big fan of YMH podcast. Tom is very, VERY disturbed to put it lightly.
If Garth can do it, so can Tom
“Drugs are fun yeah” good god he’s hilarious.
Pr3ssPl4y she started laughing
yo that line was so quick too
Looking down the comments just to see if anyone quote it 🤣
Some people don't know blue from black.
Thats where I died
@@mattgaming8717 Me too 😂
It's pretty easy, just think of the following scenario: the police officer is the one wearing blue and the unarmed teenager he's shooting is black.
@@yew2oob954 wtf rofl
SAV-AGE-RY!
"Some people don't know blue from black"
Complete savage
I absolutely had no clue that Tom was on this many morning shows. I'm so happy that he made this many people uncomfortable on air. 😂😂😂
Dude the shit he’s letting loose on morning talk shows is LEGENDARY.
Only gets better with time. Notice the “don’t mention my wife” clip?
The sad guy from KCL who sits in his house consumed with his sadness is one of the greatest people in local television ever. So self aware and a really good sport about it all. I wish him well, and hope he finds solemnity
whats his name
@@maxwachman Joel Nichols
He's dead now.
Tom encouraging people to take drugs on morning news is hilarious
“Shout out to the Bristol Stool Chart, I’m number 6”. I almost missed that one. Pure gold!🤣
Yeah, they’re like “Drugs are fun. You’re right.” 🤣
LMAO, that was so on point
The fact that Tom could get a back room laugh like he does on his podcast on a morning show is goat levels of comedian
“I overdosed on GHB, it’s the daterape drug but I gave it to myself” fucking lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:57 “soft blobs with clear-cut edges” is actually a direct quote of type 5 on the Bristol stool chart
I knew I recognized it from somewhere
As someone from Louisiana, I agree with Tom.
Lake Charles bro
I live in New Orleans and its a total dump nearly everywhere
U not the only one from there u don't speak for everybody clown
Same, the best part were all the Louisiana natives who got so butthurt. I thought it was great and I love Louisiana honestly...
Same.
4:14 “You really mix it up?”
“I like pure bread babies” 😂😂😂
as a nurse, tom shouting out the bristol stool chart is the funniest thing to me.
I LOST MY SHIT at “I like them purebred”
What's wrong with pure bred. I think it makes a lot of sense
"I wear fur, cuz there's a saying... Happy hoes eat, sad hoes don't. And I try to stay happy!" 🤣🤣🤣
I read this exactly as he was saying it
'some people don't know blue from black' :-O
😆
she shouldnt have been salty towards him saw that coming a mile away lol
Dj dad mouth was born to kill dumb conversations like this
Savage!!!
THAT was savage
"Really? Mix it up, really? I like em purebred!"😂😂😂
"THAT'S A ACE MAN!"
I would instantly become a tennis fan.
tom talking about overdosing on a date rape drug on a morning show is wild 😂😂😂
Brendan: that’s not a black guy!
Everyone else: that’s spot on. 😂
I had never heard of his DJ Dadmouth persona before. What a brilliant response to being invited onto these shows that are clearly not his thing
“They call me duct tape!”
Tom the type of person to steal a joke from a prisoner.
BIKES
Duct tape yo ass today
@Lonely Grandsouls I'm looking for hot black guys that love to fuck and fuck good
@@lsptnjpm i spoke the truth about covid and my comment got deleted, this stupid fuckin troll says that, an nothing....
@@youknow2849 thank you.
When he ruins the morning shows are the best 😂😂😂
“I’ve been out here for a minute”
The 48 hrs bit is gold
"Some people don't know blue from black" Was sufficiently savage and great.
“I would throw away 20 white babies for one Asian baby” 😂😂😂
8:50 "happy hoes eat and sad hoes don't" I died!! LOOL
"Some people don't know blue from black" god that caught me off guard. 5:30
That “some people don’t know blue from black” got me falling out my seat 💀🤣
"I tower over you"
"You could eat peanuts off my head?"
“Shoutout to the Bristol stool chart, I had number 5, that’s soft blobs w clear cut edges cause I need FIBER”
“Yeah, your girl will figure out what time it is” lmao
That Bristol Stool chart joke got me rolling..
You got to leave some of the laughter in, man. Cutting the clip off immediately after the punch line completely robs us of the aftermath.
Tom Segura is one of my favorite comedians of all time...the dude is funny as fuck
IM CRYING AT “THROATZILLA”
Wow. This dudes a trip, his stand up is hardcore. Make sure to watch it with the kids!
"Yeah, they're like drugs are fun, you're right" - lol
Man DJ Dadmouth looks like Zach Galifaknis in the hangover lol
Why didn't he say "SUP KANE!!!"
BIKES!
DUKTAPE
YO, RAY-RAY
I felt like he was doing a voice over in gta5
“I saw nahh meeean at the 7-Eleven last week….he came through with Jellyfish, they waz looking fOR SOME SMOKE!”
yeah i mean, your girlfriend, she'll find out what time it is. xD Love this guy.
"drugs are fun youre right" 😂
Duct tape has me crying laughing 😂😂
“I’m gonna watch some more, but right now it hurts...”
Tom cures depression
Tom Segura on morning shows or the local news is a recipe for perfection. So funny bc he could care less.
Couldn’t*
@@jasonmcnally3514 No I think he's right, Tom knows he could care less, but it's hard to summon that amount of caring less on a regular basis.
Telling someone that their girlfriend will "find out what time it is" is so savage.
Some people don't know blue from black.
(Shocked Pikachu face) 😂😂😂
Some people repeat comments.
@@faceplants2 hahaha I did 😂
thank you for the edits !
Tom Segura is Zach Galifianakis' big brother
Change my mind
Funnier older brother for sure.
Fuck you, Tom is funny.
Toolband42O who said he’s not funny?
Joaquin Phoenix??
and Solomun's lil brother
Tom's black voice is blacker than black. It's amazing.
Thank you Grant McQuillan
It's almost blue
I-
Bro... The "some people don't know blue from black"line hahahaha
"Your girlfriend will find out what time it is" best line ever
Seeing Tom on regular TV shows with interviewers is THE BESTTTTT. He talks so nonchalantly and it's the best. Talking about his GHB overdose, "ppl can relate to you Tom" Tom says "yeah, drugs are the best!" And her face 😂😂😂😂😂
Once DJ Dad Mouth came onto the scene, I lost it 😂
Him roasting that Virginia Beach news lady is funny as hell
“Yeah they’re like drugs are fun you’re right.”
@8:30 "If ur looking for a house and u have money"
“ Look at these poor disgusting poor pieces of trash” 🤣🤣🤣 I cant lie I’ve had this wave come over me. especially when I paid for first class.
Never seen someone troll people so well! Bloody hilarious
Had the privilege to see him live recently, it’s a good time
In Denver
Segura is the funniest comedian in the world right now!!
The moment we all realized that Tom is now a schill
Damn, Callen's old dew makes him look old as hell, and very child creeper-like. Glad you got that changed up.
Matthew Wright he just came from a movie set I believe
Yet another passive aggressive comment on UA-cam. Yay.
@@travisrios1212 pipe down baldy
@@travisrios1212 It was pretty actively aggressive to me.
@@buckast3907 Yeah, I didn't think about that lol. Was just shocked to see him that way...reminded me of my 6th grade haircut.
"Some people don't know blue from black" lmfao how did I know that was coming
Why the heck would they have him on morning shows, don't they know what he does? 🤣
Dj dad mouth looks like Gustavo from big time rush😂😂
DJ DADMOUTH OUTCHAH 🔥🔥🔥
Tom Segura's Bomber jacket game is so strong.
I need to know dude, Segura hit me up!
"S/O to Bristol stool chart, I had no. 5 today, cracked with clear cut edges cause I need FIBER"
holy shit, that's even more hilarious than what I thought he said!
As an extremely depressed person myself I can say that second clip is one of the funniest goddamn things I’ve ever heard
@Tim Long I was raised Christian but have borderline been an atheist for years now, what am I missing?
the "some people can't tell blue from black," was just his meanest self. , , that we all love
"your girlfriend? Well, she'll find out what time it is."
I NEEDED THIS!!! 😂😂😂😂
The some people don't know blue from black is one of his most savage moments tbh
I thought suicide then I saw that, now I dont think that.
"Some people don't know blue from black" that shit sent me
I’m dying that he has no filter on these talk shows
Thanks for this
Dont even need to be watching, just hearing this whilst I'm at the gym is too much and dangerous to be working out to. Giggling boi
Shout out throatzilla 🤣👏👏👏
So funny and it's really well cut together
Bruh that sudden loud music at the end ended my life.
“Some people don’t know blue from black” 😂
Callen sprinkled some miracle grow on the mop
It’s amazing to me that he’s invited on local news shows lol the best
Tom Segura's black voice is amazing 😂