U reminded me tht asa teen I'd give my homeboys midol to get thm upset bc thy were boys n wld then call each other gay for takn the midol unknowingly....im sorry...
cooking food was a major step in the evolution of human society since it enabled us to absorb more nutrients and avoid pathogens…cool that these ppl want to “return to the good old days” of…living in caves? and of course our ancestors all had maple syrup
THANK you this is what I wanna say every time I see these high raw vegans and raw carnivores or whatever like we are literally evolved to eat cooked food. If we didn’t eat cooked food our brain would be significantly smaller than it is now. Cooking food is as significant to our evolution as walking,you just can’t cut it out and it literally has physically changed us. Cmon guys.
Many other cultures eat brains (idk about raw tho) and don’t really have that problem. But then again like I said they might not be eating it raw. A lot of these things are eaten in other cultures, but those people usually cook it and aren’t…..weird about it like this guy ig lol
@@beth4928 yeah there’s nothing wrong with eating these things especially if it’s your cultures food, but maybe don’t eat raw meat and organs that aren’t meant to be eaten raw. And don’t make it your entire personality and turn it into some kind of weird harmful “holistic” misinformation + toxic masculinity manly man bullshit and just. being an overall cornball lol
@guytrashgurtdog2767 the thing is, human prion disease has always existed, but it hasn't always been properly diagnosed. In this study they found an increase in diagnoses after 2008, not because there was a sudden increase in the disease, but because it was finally being diagnosed. www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7569055/
there was a tlc show called freaky eaters i used to watch and i remember a guy who used to eat raw meat just in packages from the grocery store because he 'liked the texture' no other reason given, which in comparison seems much more normal than whatever health food nonsense this guy is spitting
yea one time i followed an intrusive thought to eat some raw chicken breast and the texture was amazing, but i'm trying my best to be vegetarian, so i can't be this feral lmao also the taste was like nothing and the weird slippery texture was bad, but the texture on the bite was great
consuming raw eggs can actually lead to a deficiency in biotin (vitamin b7) because the avidin in the egg white binds to biotin and prevents your body from absorbing it. this vitamin deficiency is pretty much unheard of in healthy people UNLESS they consume raw egg frequently... so while he's not necessarily wrong about salmonella being less common in good quality raw eggs, that doesn't mean it's a good idea to eat them 🙃🙃
@bettybananalegs avidin is a protein, so when it's cooked it loses its structure and can't bind to biotin anymore. if you cook egg whites then you also cook the avidin, so you don't have to worry about biotin deficiency as long as the eggs are cooked :)
@@sarahb.5003 It really wouldn't surprise me if this man took the "heat denatures proteins" thing and was like "actually I am so healthy and buff bc I don't denature ANY protein by eating everything raw"
Could not find any real numbers on that, just a bunch of vague articles. Hard to believe that someone on an organ rich diet would experience a serious biotin deficiency.
The placenta pill thing is crazy to me because these ppl wouldn’t put vaccin3s into their body but will say “she took the placenta and did some stuff to it and put it in a pill”. As someone who’s given birth never would I have looked at my placenta and wanted to ingest it. Also a placenta is full of waste it removes from the fetus s o ew
Actually there are many animals that will eat the placenta to help them gain back energy after giving birth, but yeah its wierd how they will do that or do urine therapy while distrusting vaccines
Yeah. I think it's gross but for some animals any nutrition they can get is important especially when they give birth. In some cases, eating another animal's droppings is the only way they can get vital nutrients.
him using audio from Transformers at 12:20 is so funny not just because it's from TRANSformers, but also because there are canonical trans characters in Transformers too
I knowwwww I think I audibly went “NOT OPTIMUS” at the sound of the audio clip I loved those movies as a kid and now whenever I listen to “New Divide” I’m just gonna think of this guy and be wildly disappointed
Okay seriously though, raw eggs are unlikely to give you salmonella. Like the reason you aren't supposed to eat raw dough is because the uncooked flour is more likely to get you ill. That said, drinking raw eggs like that is fucked. Also for the coffee thing-you know what the addictive part of coffee is? The caffeine. You know what's in chocolate? Caffeine. That amount of dark chocolate has *more* caffeine in it than a normal cup of coffee. No wonder it helps him stay awake; the dipshit replaced the coffee chemical with the *same chemical*
On top of that it also has theobromine, which is another addicting chemical. It's not nutritionally bad, on the contrary, bit if you're avoiding addiction then it's definitely not the way to go
@@plants_before_people5329 Oh yeah for sure. Not trying to say chocolate is evil or anything-I'm personally a big fan. I'm just saying the cracked out testicle man doesn't have the faintest clue what he's talking about.
As someone who tried to quit coffee by switching to Starbucks hot chocolate...the dark chocolate still has caffeine, so your body is still craving the caffeine in whatever form you get it. Also, this person's diet is HELLA expensive
I worked at a call center a few years ago, and I was trying to renew this guys PBS membership, and he just went ON about how cooking your food makes it POISONOUS and you should ONLY eat raw food!! He also insisted he never had a PBS membership and that I was trying to trick him. Good stuff.
omg I’m screaming about the vitamin D thing if some dude told me the sun would cure my endometriosis or chronic pelvic pain i would literally take my uterus out of my body and throw it at them haha UGH
Apparently ground beef is much worse than other kinds of beef bc all the nasty exterior is just mashed all through the meat instead of staying on the outside. I don't blame your mom lol
It’s so frustrating coming across people like this. He has the scepticism and open mindedness to question things and has somehow managed to completely fumbled the bag! Rather than using it to question the societal status quo, the role of the patriarchy, gender norms and inequality. He has decided to focus his efforts on science and medicine, two disciplines based largely on research, statistics and best practice. I totally accept that science has its limitations and makes mistakes, but I can’t help but feel disappointed when people like him get so close to the solution but still manage to veer so catastrophically off course! Dude! You were so close!
That's because it's not actually scepticism or openmindedness. It's just basic ass spirutalism with a dash of asian mystism. I bet this man has very poorly informed opinions on how cool and real bhudims is. That's also why he's a weird hyper masculine transphobic chud. People believe there's someting inate and spiritual about being a man or woman. The raw meat eating? The "naturalism"? it all comes back to that.
this is gonna come across as mean but this is what happens when as you said you’re skeptical(he’s not that open minded imho cause you know the whole transphobic thing) but you’re not that smart tbh..just look at his attempt at being transphobic lol
Unironically. Saying that this man is “sceptical” is like saying young earth creationist are sceptical or flat earthers. The only thing he is sceptical of is things that don’t confirm his pre existing biases. We don’t call young earth creationist sceptical because they’re doubting the historical time line.
@@guytrashgurtdog nah, hard disagree. If you’re only selectively sceptical because your pre-existing believes are challenged, that is not scepticism. Scepticism begins inwards with your own personal believes. I’m normally not a stickler for “proper definitions of words🤓” words mean what ever we decide they mean. The only reason I’m harping on this is because it fundamentally misunderstands where this dude is coming from. I know people like him and that’s why all this shit that Ethan says doesn’t make sense suddenly makes sense through the lens of a western interpretation of orientalist mysticism.
i was thinking that! like how many times has he has been infested with various worms over the years. i wonder if he’d think they’re helping him digest shit. it wouldn’t surprise me
Nothing activated my fight or flight response more than someone taking a bite out of a solid block of butter. Edit: Oh shit it got worse. Now I’m concerned he’ll try to make butter out of the breast milk. Someone stop them.
This guy seems like the type to get sunburn, say his body is molting to a better form, and then proceed to eat his peeling skin talking about all the good vitamin E in it
When I took Zoology we had 2 units dedicated to parasites. My guy needs to go watch Monsters Inside Me. I will always wear shoes, wash my hands often, and most of all wash my vegetables and cook my meat. Modern factory farming does a lot to keep meat clean but all it takes is one mosquito, biting fly, or flea to get in the barn. Yes they are vaccinated but the responsibility is also on the consumer to cook it. Those practices combined are what make parasites rare in this part of the world, but both farmers and consumers have to be smart. Also, bruh needs to chew with his mouth closed.
Placenta pills, the working man’s adrenochrome. Jokes aside, I’m getting major fetish vibes from this dude, this can’t all be outrage-marketing because wth???
Hey, biologist here. Gonna debunk a lot of the stuff this guy says, and just provide more information 1. Raw meat 🥩 Humans have evolved to consume cooked meat, as cooking meat destroys bacteria and parasites, as well as breaking down tough fibers and allowing for easier digestion and nutrient absorption. Humans are the only animals to cook their food, and our discovery of fire and utilizing it for cooking has actually helped further the growth of our brains by supplying us with more nutrition. Raw meat has some health benefits, as they contain good vitamins and enzymes that are cooked off otherwise. However, raw meat, raw eggs, unpasturized milk, etc. are susceptible to parasites and bacteria as mentioned earlier, like salmonella and e. coli. There is meat made to be consumed raw specifically, like sushi fish, but those are farmed from healthy ocean populations and immediately flash freezed after caught to kill any parasites and parasite eggs within them. Still, humans have been eating mostly cooked meat for thousands of years, and that coupled with the fact this guy has likely eaten regular American processed food before getting into this cult, I HIGHLY doubt his gut microbiome is equipped to handle this diet. He's gonna get food poisoning real fast. Especially since he doesn't seem to be terribly educated, which brings me to 2. Raw eggs 🥚 No, you cannot get eggs or chicken meat without salmonella in it. Every single chicken carries the bacteria in their intestines, and seeing as chickens poop out the same hole they lay eggs, contamination is easy. Still, higher quality sources can try and clean the eggs and chicken meat more thoroughly, lowering the likelyhood. Still, it's pretty much impossible to completely purge salmonella from chicken product without cooking it, so despite what he thinks, he is always gambling with a chance he will get sick when eating it raw. 3. Placenta pills 💊 I've never heard of freeze dried pills before, although some people do eat raw placenta. It's definitely weird, but the guy's claims that it cured his cold may have some merit. Placentas are transfer organs that contain a lot of hormones, antibodies, nutrients, and vitamins and minerals to fight infection. This is of course, intended for the baby, nonetheless it's ended up in the body of this ball-munching bohemian, and there is a chance it could have helped somewhat. To the exact degree? I'm not sure. Placenta eating is definitely strange, but in my opinion it's one of the less far fetched of his ideas. 4. Eating organs in general 🧠 I'll fully admit that the opinions on this are contestable. Eating skeletal muscle (the meat cuts associated with moving the skeleton) is definitely common in the US than eating things like smooth muscle (what your digestive tract is made out of) cardiac muscle (hearts) or glands (liver, pancreas, and testicles/gonads), and brains. They may offer some nutritional value that other meat doesn't, but in my opinion they should supplement rather than replace everything. There's a reason skeletal meat has been favored throughout history, as they're fairly intuitive to extract from the animal and contain good nutritional value. Organ meat also contains a lot of fat, so that's also something to be wary of. (Also my dog has refused to eat chicken liver, so that says a lot lol). 5. Chocolate and butter 🍫 This is hilarious to me, because cacao is closely related to coffee plant and ALSO CONTAINS CAFFEINE!!! Even though it's less caffeinated, he's still eating a lot of butter, which is high in calories and could definitely give him an energy boost. Still, it's so fatty. And it could also be a placebo affect (most of his positive reactions to these probably are lmao). Just have a granola energy bar dude. 6. Breast milk 🤨🍼 Breast milk is healthy for the same reason as the placenta, containing antibodies, protein, hormones and fat intended to prime the baby's immune system and help it grow. Still, incredibly suspect of this guy, and that's all I will say about that. 🤨🔍 I stg, if this guy wants to be edgy by eating raw or unusual foods, he should just eat bugs, seal meat and blubber, seaweed, and other surprisingly valuable protein sources that are tried and true by non-western cultures for millenia. But something tells me this guy is more into balls and breast milk, because it's easily sexualized and great for clicks. Oh well, good luck with the medical bills from food poisoning. Finally, as a scientist, you should know that not all science is correct or trustworthy. Lobbyists and investors will often try to push researchers into spinning a narrative that they want so be wary of that too. That absolutely does not mean to embrace pseudoscience like this guy, because research is definitely still extremely valuable. But just remember to be healthily critical of everything you see, and that blind faith towards even our science is dangerous when the hand of capitalism is in control of more than you'd realize. Aight peace ✌
As a woman who was unable to breastfeed because I didn't produce milk, I'm so sick of people claiming baby formula is poison. You know what will actually kill your baby? Not feeding them because you don't have access to breastmilk.
The logo of that birthing centre looks like a fertility goddess crushing a baby to death 💀👶🏻 Also, the vulva doesn’t “create human beings” it’s just like, the fire escape 🤷🏽♀️
it always fascinates me how these people nearly come to the realization that capitalism is the root cause of most problems in this world but then make a complete 180 lol my mother does this all the time and it's honestly amazing
Dark chocolate still has caffeine! A 3.5oz bar, which is what he is eating, is the equivalent of an espresso shot! He's just doing bullet proof coffee in a different method!
Bro your videos literally give me motivation, like I'm currently doing biology GCSE homework because they're coming up next year. Thanks for being so entertaining
I like how he still sounds so sick and congested when he’s saying yeah these placenta pills cured me… my guy you sound like a chronic smoker rn I don’t think it worked.
I just watched a man ruin three cuts of meat, kefir, eggs, THREE different fruits, kefir, honey, and maple syrup. Wow! Edit: I cannot believe this personified nickelback song hasn't realized that dark chocolate contains caffeine. I have insomnia and when my roommate worked at a candy store they'd bring back just, bags of lightly expired candy and i stockpiled on the dark chocolate for when I couldn't afford better, nicer tasting things than dark chocolate, so I could have a boost before work Edit 2: this man is a cartoon, he stole milk from a baby
thank you for talking about these weirdos they all seriously need help in my opinion its really unhealthy to eat so much raw meat like you are really gonna get sick 😭
Switching from coffee to dark chocolate is a bit ironic, given that dark chocolate does have a caffeine content. A maybe less than coffee, idk, but it's still there in the cocoa solids.
Fun fact: the FDA doesn’t approve supplements. They investigate if issues are reported but aside from that there no oversight. Note: this is not me defending them, I just think this important to know.
Idk guys, I think Ethan has been taking the Ooga Booga Ape Vitamins - I mean look at the fit. Next thing we know they'll be showing off their chest piece in a video too
My colds are generally pretty stubborn, can take up to a week for it to clear my system, and then for another week my immune system to stop trying to kill my lungs.
I'm just imagining the sun being sentient and looking down at earth and seeing a bunch of weirdos showing it their assholes and other bits, and that is just so hilarious to me for some reason.
"I took one of these in the morning, and one at night and beat the chest cold in 3 days." Firstly, notice a lack of saying "and did nothing else". Secondly, three days? You mean the average lifespan of a chest cold? Shocker
I can't believe this man pulled a Shane Dawson and Blizzard employee speedrun in one lifetime all the wile ticking all the bigoties out there. Truly amazing.
Eating your placenta in pill form is common for people who recently gave birth to help prevent pica and post partum depression but I don't know about using it to cure physical illnesses like a headcold
For anyone who doesn’t think wearing SPF is important : my father spent 40+ years of his life farming, surfing, outdoor most of the time and never wore SPF. He developed skin cancer around 50 and it wasn’t treated properly, it spread to his entire body and the tumor in his chest ate away at his skin for over 6 months until it was just a hole filled with puss. Luckily 8 months of immunotherapy later he is recovering fully.
The dark chocolate and butter replacement for coffee makes no sense. The caffeine in coffee is naturally occurring. Based on his insane "logic" the more natural things are better, so why is coffee bad? Also, there is some caffeine in chocolate but very little in comparison. 12mg per oz. of dark chocolate, and coffee is usually around 100-150mg per cup. Dude just thinks it's more raw or some nonsense.
Chocolate doesn't come off a tree like that, it's heavily processed to get that way. It's almost like he's making it all up and he's actually stupid or something
@@Budrica For real! this man decided to double down on a product that was more processed for the same amount of caffine. He probably thinks the caffine in coffee is the drug and it being in chocolate somehow makes the exact same chamical compound magically different.
tbf, the placenta thing has been around for a very long time, just never like that. It's supposed to be for the person who gave birth, I think. idk it's been a divisive thing for longer than I've been alive. so between 25-35 years at least.
Ya its to help with defiencies caused by pregnancy you'll see alot of animal mothers consume the placenta however for humans we have supplements that work more effectively
@@amandatownsend5132 I figured it's more of a traditional/historical practice that 99% of people aren't interested in, the 1% (all estimations don't cite me) or can't afford supplements (probably the most rare if it's even a thing, or cultural practices, religious/spiritual reasons, to gain views, etc. The last one I've barely seen but it is usually done by the person who gave birth. Maybe there's some psychological aspect where the birth person does it to feel closer to their newborn or with cishet transphobes- [sub]consciously reinforcing the patriarchy or control issues ie: not equal, viewing themselves as the leader that everyone else has to submit to. Literal submission for non-NSFW things but relationships as a whole. Some people want that, ig, for whatever reason, possibly including untreated mental health trauma, childhood or as an adult. Ptsd. Grooming. Ugh. Narcissists have radar for that, I swear. I could see a lot of these (potentially) in the cishet white male transphobe eating placenta pills. Sorry for the mini rant. 😅 I could be wrong, but I thought I read something years ago discussing benefits of placenta consumption and basically debunking the claims. Lastly, 3 days from a self-diagnosed chest cold isn't a rapid recovery, if at all. Could've just been allergies acquired bc age. Maybe the placenta pills "work" on a psychosomatic level. Really, if it's such a miracle cure, what's he gonna do when he runs out? That's the scariest part for me.
I can sort of understand a mother eating the placenta after giving birth, even if it's not necessary in this day and age. But eating someone else's placenta? That makes no sense at all.
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I love how he's a transphobe but takes placenta pills that are meant for his wife and are full of hormones
U reminded me tht asa teen I'd give my homeboys midol to get thm upset bc thy were boys n wld then call each other gay for takn the midol unknowingly....im sorry...
@@amberadams2935 never apologize for being who you are
@@amberadams2935 that's a provocative social experiment don't apologize. I'm pretty sure midol is just like advil.
@@nataliee5236 midol is usually Tylenol (acetaminophen), a diuretic of some type (life caffeine), and an antihistamine. So it's better than advil
Those are pills containing placenta, not meant for anyone including his wife.
he said "straight from the teat" and then proceeded to drink the breastmilk from something other than a breast
I am very glad that bothered someone else as much it did me
let's be honest he probably would have if not for. rules existing
its also not a shot in drinking terms, maybe it came from a syringe but that doesn't make it a shot
"I ate placenta and beat the chest cold in 3 days."
So... the usual recovery time... without placenta?
Came here to say this
Lol cheers to you bc literally said the same thing
This is clearly a man that just wants to eat placenta.
And breast milk, apparently.
Ew, a *lot* of breastmilk.
He really acted like getting over the common cold in three whole ass days was revolutionary
lol, it is revolutionary
thank the gods for vaccines
probably used to being sick for a week bc hes vitamin c deficient
cooking food was a major step in the evolution of human society since it enabled us to absorb more nutrients and avoid pathogens…cool that these ppl want to “return to the good old days” of…living in caves? and of course our ancestors all had maple syrup
Also,,,,, who's gonna tell them you gotta boil the fuck out of the sap to turn it into syrup
the good old days when we only grunted and hit each other with bones
*grug grah hee hoo*
even further than that, it feels like. all the way back to the arboreal canopy n shit
i was legit thinking the same thing. without cooking, humans literally wouldn't be what we are today.
THANK you this is what I wanna say every time I see these high raw vegans and raw carnivores or whatever like we are literally evolved to eat cooked food. If we didn’t eat cooked food our brain would be significantly smaller than it is now. Cooking food is as significant to our evolution as walking,you just can’t cut it out and it literally has physically changed us. Cmon guys.
I feel like he's one step away from becoming a cannibal
One step away from eating REAL (human) TESTICLES.
This dude gonna eat his baby and then say Jonathan Swift was onto something
Hard same
How do we know that he hasn't turned already? Honestly.
"yo guys, it's testicle time" is never something I wanted to hear someone unironicaly say
I imagine he thinks it makes him more manly like ingesting more testosterone
I'm so saying that before my bottom surgery
@@will48589 lol do it!
"OH HONEY IT'S TESTICLE TIME"
“It’s time to swallow some balls!”
It is always so weird to me that the same people that are scared of medicine will do shit like this lol
I mean I think it kindo makes sence i think? U don't trust medicine or science so u do the opposite but like I dunno
@@jedharrington6234 how are raw testicles the opposite of medicine lol
@@Hannahgs I dunno lmao 😭😭😭😭
@@jedharrington6234 😂😂 all good
He stole milk from a baby. What a class act.
I think we might have found the Blizzard Breast Milk Bandit.
Seems likely.
he knows the guy who kept stealing the breast milk I'm telling you. he knows what we don't. *he knows.*
A real Jarvis Johnson over here.
Daddy want miwk 🥺🤱🍼👶
This man's habit of eating brains...prion disease has entered the chat.
Literally what I was thinking when I watched the smoothie part
Many other cultures eat brains (idk about raw tho) and don’t really have that problem. But then again like I said they might not be eating it raw. A lot of these things are eaten in other cultures, but those people usually cook it and aren’t…..weird about it like this guy ig lol
@@guytrashgurtdog oh for sure! This guy seems to eat a *lot* of them though, and like you said, raw. He's an oddball.
@@beth4928 yeah there’s nothing wrong with eating these things especially if it’s your cultures food, but maybe don’t eat raw meat and organs that aren’t meant to be eaten raw. And don’t make it your entire personality and turn it into some kind of weird harmful “holistic” misinformation + toxic masculinity manly man bullshit and just. being an overall cornball lol
@guytrashgurtdog2767 the thing is, human prion disease has always existed, but it hasn't always been properly diagnosed. In this study they found an increase in diagnoses after 2008, not because there was a sudden increase in the disease, but because it was finally being diagnosed. www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7569055/
there was a tlc show called freaky eaters i used to watch and i remember a guy who used to eat raw meat just in packages from the grocery store because he 'liked the texture' no other reason given, which in comparison seems much more normal than whatever health food nonsense this guy is spitting
yeah, this is more harmful because he will actually defend it
Yeah when I had a really bad iron deficiency I started craving raw meat. Like. Hamburger meat. It was not healthy. it was a symptom
Grocery store meat is way more likely to get you sick raw
yea one time i followed an intrusive thought to eat some raw chicken breast and the texture was amazing, but i'm trying my best to be vegetarian, so i can't be this feral lmao
also the taste was like nothing and the weird slippery texture was bad, but the texture on the bite was great
@@axdonat What the actual...I'm glad you didn't get salmonella poisoning:/
consuming raw eggs can actually lead to a deficiency in biotin (vitamin b7) because the avidin in the egg white binds to biotin and prevents your body from absorbing it. this vitamin deficiency is pretty much unheard of in healthy people UNLESS they consume raw egg frequently... so while he's not necessarily wrong about salmonella being less common in good quality raw eggs, that doesn't mean it's a good idea to eat them 🙃🙃
@bettybananalegs avidin is a protein, so when it's cooked it loses its structure and can't bind to biotin anymore. if you cook egg whites then you also cook the avidin, so you don't have to worry about biotin deficiency as long as the eggs are cooked :)
This is very informative! another thing to remind myself about before I get tempted by raw cookie dough
@@sarahb.5003 It really wouldn't surprise me if this man took the "heat denatures proteins" thing and was like "actually I am so healthy and buff bc I don't denature ANY protein by eating everything raw"
Could not find any real numbers on that, just a bunch of vague articles. Hard to believe that someone on an organ rich diet would experience a serious biotin deficiency.
The placenta pill thing is crazy to me because these ppl wouldn’t put vaccin3s into their body but will say “she took the placenta and did some stuff to it and put it in a pill”. As someone who’s given birth never would I have looked at my placenta and wanted to ingest it. Also a placenta is full of waste it removes from the fetus s o ew
Actually there are many animals that will eat the placenta to help them gain back energy after giving birth, but yeah its wierd how they will do that or do urine therapy while distrusting vaccines
@@clerkinator1304 "Lots of animals" eat poop and vomit too.. how tf do you know why they eat placenta? My cat ate her stillborn kitten as well
@@Budrica Never let good nutreants go to waste lmao
@@Budrica I don't think they were trying to say it wasn't gross, just that it's common in the animal kingdom
Yeah. I think it's gross but for some animals any nutrition they can get is important especially when they give birth. In some cases, eating another animal's droppings is the only way they can get vital nutrients.
If I ever accidentally poison myself, I'll just pull up that clip of the guy struggling to sip raw eggs to help me throw up.
You just KNOW that smoothie tasted like sweet metal
Omg. WhY did you describe it so accurately? I’m impressed and grossed out 🤢🥴🤣
i truly didn’t need to read past the word smoothie, and i wish that i had not. 💀🤢
@@Ravraa I'm truly sorry 😔 🤣
I do now...
Thank you (;
Mmmm lead 🫠
The intestinal distress these guys must experience is actually biblical
For real if I eat a steak that’s a little too blue it’s coming out of both ends.
@@maggiee639 full body purge mode like i just downed a hemlock and coke. Can’t imagine what the raw meat egg smoothie diet would bring like
Abandoned all bowel movements, ye who enter!
he thinks coffee is bad because of the caffeine so he replaced it with 100% dark chocolate... does he know that has caffeine too...
My exact thought lol
Ngf
And coffee is natural so why is it bad?
And I bet he takes workout supplements and powders that also have caffeine lol
@@guytrashgurtdog lmao true
him using audio from Transformers at 12:20 is so funny not just because it's from TRANSformers, but also because there are canonical trans characters in Transformers too
Wasn’t there a scene where Prime corrected himself when he learns one of the characters was trans?
@@DeerEwe the recent tv show Earthspark has a transformer who uses they/them that Prime was informed about which I think is what you’re talking about
I knowwwww I think I audibly went “NOT OPTIMUS” at the sound of the audio clip
I loved those movies as a kid and now whenever I listen to “New Divide” I’m just gonna think of this guy and be wildly disappointed
Yeah, In the IDW comics Arcee is trans
Okay seriously though, raw eggs are unlikely to give you salmonella.
Like the reason you aren't supposed to eat raw dough is because the uncooked flour is more likely to get you ill.
That said, drinking raw eggs like that is fucked.
Also for the coffee thing-you know what the addictive part of coffee is? The caffeine.
You know what's in chocolate? Caffeine.
That amount of dark chocolate has *more* caffeine in it than a normal cup of coffee. No wonder it helps him stay awake; the dipshit replaced the coffee chemical with the *same chemical*
I thought the flour was likely to give you e. Coli?
i had an addiction to desoxyn, but i got off of it by using meth
@@miriamw.8673 Oh shoot, sorry, you're right. Bit of a brain fart there.
On top of that it also has theobromine, which is another addicting chemical. It's not nutritionally bad, on the contrary, bit if you're avoiding addiction then it's definitely not the way to go
@@plants_before_people5329 Oh yeah for sure.
Not trying to say chocolate is evil or anything-I'm personally a big fan.
I'm just saying the cracked out testicle man doesn't have the faintest clue what he's talking about.
"don't buy into the medical corporation industry"
"eat placenta pills"
You helped me accept that I'm bi thanks bro
🏳️🌈 We got another one 🏳️🌈
o7🏳️🌈
The sleeves come off, the bicurious invasive thoughts come on
@@CreamsiclePup on god
welcome to the cult my man 💪💪
11:10 "people just aren't weird because they're weird, they're weird typically because of capitalism" beautifully put, comrade ethan
The fact that I'm watching this while I eat dinner is so brave of me
how are you still alive? i watched like an hour after dinner and i felt sick
I unfortunately did the same. It did not go well.
Thoughts and prayers soldier you’re a brave one 🫡🫡
Your stomach is stronger then mine that’s for sure
Stunning and brave
As someone who tried to quit coffee by switching to Starbucks hot chocolate...the dark chocolate still has caffeine, so your body is still craving the caffeine in whatever form you get it.
Also, this person's diet is HELLA expensive
"my body craves it now!" yeah i wonder why
I’m fully embracing Ethan’s choice to go Full Sleeveless Deep Southern (FSDS) with this look. It’s topical, yet daring.
Ya kind of a slay tbh
hell yeah brother
He looks so guuuud
I was just thinking the same thing. Dig the confidence sleeveless brings ol ethan
I read darling and I agreed bahahhaha (•ө•)♡(I still agree )
I worked at a call center a few years ago, and I was trying to renew this guys PBS membership, and he just went ON about how cooking your food makes it POISONOUS and you should ONLY eat raw food!! He also insisted he never had a PBS membership and that I was trying to trick him. Good stuff.
omg I’m screaming about the vitamin D thing if some dude told me the sun would cure my endometriosis or chronic pelvic pain i would literally take my uterus out of my body and throw it at them haha UGH
Facts
guy would probs catch it in his mouth, better to throw it in the distance to lure him away
but he’d just eat it
@@rotisseriepossumNOOO
@@rotisseriepossum OMG HAHAHA
I once ate raw ground beef as a young child and my mom came in and was like "oh my god no u can't do that, you'll get tapeworms" lmao
Apparently ground beef is much worse than other kinds of beef bc all the nasty exterior is just mashed all through the meat instead of staying on the outside. I don't blame your mom lol
It’s so frustrating coming across people like this. He has the scepticism and open mindedness to question things and has somehow managed to completely fumbled the bag! Rather than using it to question the societal status quo, the role of the patriarchy, gender norms and inequality. He has decided to focus his efforts on science and medicine, two disciplines based largely on research, statistics and best practice. I totally accept that science has its limitations and makes mistakes, but I can’t help but feel disappointed when people like him get so close to the solution but still manage to veer so catastrophically off course! Dude! You were so close!
That's because it's not actually scepticism or openmindedness. It's just basic ass spirutalism with a dash of asian mystism. I bet this man has very poorly informed opinions on how cool and real bhudims is. That's also why he's a weird hyper masculine transphobic chud. People believe there's someting inate and spiritual about being a man or woman. The raw meat eating? The "naturalism"? it all comes back to that.
this is gonna come across as mean but this is what happens when as you said you’re skeptical(he’s not that open minded imho cause you know the whole transphobic thing) but you’re not that smart tbh..just look at his attempt at being transphobic lol
Unironically. Saying that this man is “sceptical” is like saying young earth creationist are sceptical or flat earthers. The only thing he is sceptical of is things that don’t confirm his pre existing biases. We don’t call young earth creationist sceptical because they’re doubting the historical time line.
@@666kittycat666 I would say they still fit the definition of skeptical, they’re just dumb as well and not using that skepticism correctly lol
@@guytrashgurtdog nah, hard disagree. If you’re only selectively sceptical because your pre-existing believes are challenged, that is not scepticism. Scepticism begins inwards with your own personal believes. I’m normally not a stickler for “proper definitions of words🤓” words mean what ever we decide they mean. The only reason I’m harping on this is because it fundamentally misunderstands where this dude is coming from. I know people like him and that’s why all this shit that Ethan says doesn’t make sense suddenly makes sense through the lens of a western interpretation of orientalist mysticism.
After spending the last 3 hours streaming food handler safety course i can guarantee this guy has been exposed to all the bad things food can offer
i was thinking that! like how many times has he has been infested with various worms over the years. i wonder if he’d think they’re helping him digest shit. it wouldn’t surprise me
@@doodadsdandy the possibilities are endless.....who knows what kind of laundromat bulletin board wisdom his eyes have pondered.
Nothing activated my fight or flight response more than someone taking a bite out of a solid block of butter.
Edit: Oh shit it got worse. Now I’m concerned he’ll try to make butter out of the breast milk. Someone stop them.
Google it and you’ll see that people already do this ☹️
I remember eating butter raw when I was a kid (somewhere around 3 years old). Didn't have any side effects, but now I just hate it
I'd like to remind you, all milk comes from breasts. All butter is made from breast milk. Goodbye.
Me wit da weedbutter
@@magiccarp2493I’d call that a side effect lol
This guy seems like the type to get sunburn, say his body is molting to a better form, and then proceed to eat his peeling skin talking about all the good vitamin E in it
THANKS ETHAN FOR ABSOLUTELY BLESSING US WITH HOW GOOD U LOOK IN SLEEVELESS SHIRTS
FRR
no honestlyyyy
I KNOWWW. I didn't deserve this today !!!
LITERALLY WAS GONNA COMMENT THIS
fr tho😌
Him going "YO GUYS IT'S TESTICLE TIME" hit me like a fucking truck, holy shit
This genuinely makes me gag, but I'm only watching this because you make it bearable. Hope you're doing well.
Liked them unloked cauße it was at 69 snd i broke it
I watched it for the gun show. I mean, did you see them shoulders! Too hot 🥵
@@its_monkey_time_baby oh yus. Yus indeed🤤
i cant get over how uncomfortable his dog looked please save that poor thing
if my husband ever called my breast a t e a t ? automatic divorce (ignoring all the other shit going on)
When I took Zoology we had 2 units dedicated to parasites. My guy needs to go watch Monsters Inside Me. I will always wear shoes, wash my hands often, and most of all wash my vegetables and cook my meat. Modern factory farming does a lot to keep meat clean but all it takes is one mosquito, biting fly, or flea to get in the barn. Yes they are vaccinated but the responsibility is also on the consumer to cook it. Those practices combined are what make parasites rare in this part of the world, but both farmers and consumers have to be smart. Also, bruh needs to chew with his mouth closed.
Love watching my favorite online bisexual with good hair getting grossed out by tiktok content
This comment can describe like half of all commentary youtubers and I love that
Ethan knew how badly he was about to ruin our day so he made sure to look good as hell by showing us his scandalous shoulders 🙌🏻
Placenta pills, the working man’s adrenochrome. Jokes aside, I’m getting major fetish vibes from this dude, this can’t all be outrage-marketing because wth???
I agree. He defenetly has some kind of fetish about breast milk.
Same, it is very uncomfortable
Hey, biologist here. Gonna debunk a lot of the stuff this guy says, and just provide more information
1. Raw meat 🥩
Humans have evolved to consume cooked meat, as cooking meat destroys bacteria and parasites, as well as breaking down tough fibers and allowing for easier digestion and nutrient absorption. Humans are the only animals to cook their food, and our discovery of fire and utilizing it for cooking has actually helped further the growth of our brains by supplying us with more nutrition. Raw meat has some health benefits, as they contain good vitamins and enzymes that are cooked off otherwise. However, raw meat, raw eggs, unpasturized milk, etc. are susceptible to parasites and bacteria as mentioned earlier, like salmonella and e. coli. There is meat made to be consumed raw specifically, like sushi fish, but those are farmed from healthy ocean populations and immediately flash freezed after caught to kill any parasites and parasite eggs within them. Still, humans have been eating mostly cooked meat for thousands of years, and that coupled with the fact this guy has likely eaten regular American processed food before getting into this cult, I HIGHLY doubt his gut microbiome is equipped to handle this diet. He's gonna get food poisoning real fast. Especially since he doesn't seem to be terribly educated, which brings me to
2. Raw eggs 🥚
No, you cannot get eggs or chicken meat without salmonella in it. Every single chicken carries the bacteria in their intestines, and seeing as chickens poop out the same hole they lay eggs, contamination is easy. Still, higher quality sources can try and clean the eggs and chicken meat more thoroughly, lowering the likelyhood. Still, it's pretty much impossible to completely purge salmonella from chicken product without cooking it, so despite what he thinks, he is always gambling with a chance he will get sick when eating it raw.
3. Placenta pills 💊
I've never heard of freeze dried pills before, although some people do eat raw placenta. It's definitely weird, but the guy's claims that it cured his cold may have some merit. Placentas are transfer organs that contain a lot of hormones, antibodies, nutrients, and vitamins and minerals to fight infection. This is of course, intended for the baby, nonetheless it's ended up in the body of this ball-munching bohemian, and there is a chance it could have helped somewhat. To the exact degree? I'm not sure. Placenta eating is definitely strange, but in my opinion it's one of the less far fetched of his ideas.
4. Eating organs in general 🧠
I'll fully admit that the opinions on this are contestable. Eating skeletal muscle (the meat cuts associated with moving the skeleton) is definitely common in the US than eating things like smooth muscle (what your digestive tract is made out of) cardiac muscle (hearts) or glands (liver, pancreas, and testicles/gonads), and brains. They may offer some nutritional value that other meat doesn't, but in my opinion they should supplement rather than replace everything. There's a reason skeletal meat has been favored throughout history, as they're fairly intuitive to extract from the animal and contain good nutritional value. Organ meat also contains a lot of fat, so that's also something to be wary of. (Also my dog has refused to eat chicken liver, so that says a lot lol).
5. Chocolate and butter 🍫
This is hilarious to me, because cacao is closely related to coffee plant and ALSO CONTAINS CAFFEINE!!! Even though it's less caffeinated, he's still eating a lot of butter, which is high in calories and could definitely give him an energy boost. Still, it's so fatty. And it could also be a placebo affect (most of his positive reactions to these probably are lmao). Just have a granola energy bar dude.
6. Breast milk 🤨🍼
Breast milk is healthy for the same reason as the placenta, containing antibodies, protein, hormones and fat intended to prime the baby's immune system and help it grow. Still, incredibly suspect of this guy, and that's all I will say about that. 🤨🔍
I stg, if this guy wants to be edgy by eating raw or unusual foods, he should just eat bugs, seal meat and blubber, seaweed, and other surprisingly valuable protein sources that are tried and true by non-western cultures for millenia. But something tells me this guy is more into balls and breast milk, because it's easily sexualized and great for clicks. Oh well, good luck with the medical bills from food poisoning.
Finally, as a scientist, you should know that not all science is correct or trustworthy. Lobbyists and investors will often try to push researchers into spinning a narrative that they want so be wary of that too. That absolutely does not mean to embrace pseudoscience like this guy, because research is definitely still extremely valuable. But just remember to be healthily critical of everything you see, and that blind faith towards even our science is dangerous when the hand of capitalism is in control of more than you'd realize. Aight peace ✌
This was well m-written and informative. Thanks for the info! :)
“My chest cold ended in like three days” BRO YOU JUST HAD ALLERGIES ITS NOT BC YOU ATE PLACENTA
His blender sounded like it was trying really hard not to gag on his smoothie
I used to be really into breast milk when i was young, i guess i grew out of it.
This fcking got me. I laughed out loud
As a woman who was unable to breastfeed because I didn't produce milk, I'm so sick of people claiming baby formula is poison. You know what will actually kill your baby? Not feeding them because you don't have access to breastmilk.
The logo of that birthing centre looks like a fertility goddess crushing a baby to death 💀👶🏻
Also, the vulva doesn’t “create human beings” it’s just like, the fire escape 🤷🏽♀️
What? But I thought birth worked like a 3d printer :/
it always fascinates me how these people nearly come to the realization that capitalism is the root cause of most problems in this world but then make a complete 180 lol my mother does this all the time and it's honestly amazing
you know the days gonna be good when ethan
i agree
so true
I love it when he !!!
It’s the
don't you just love it when he
Probably shouldn't have watched this while I was eating. On a separate note Ethan's script, delivery, and editing are always 10/10.
I paused eating my breakfast like a minute into the video. Figured it wouldn’t be enjoyable while watching this man
Omg Ethan I can't believe you would show your shoulders like this without a trigger warning! 😔
Tw: guns
ikr like whats next? ankle??
@@bece00 he better have a permit for those big boys 🤨
@@QiotiCoyote Heaven forfend 😱
I know I'm just like 😳😍 ok king . But not liver king
Dark chocolate still has caffeine! A 3.5oz bar, which is what he is eating, is the equivalent of an espresso shot! He's just doing bullet proof coffee in a different method!
Bro your videos literally give me motivation, like I'm currently doing biology GCSE homework because they're coming up next year. Thanks for being so entertaining
Remeber: testicles are organs!! That’ll come up on the test
@@ghostie-8089 Thank you, I'll add that to my notes
I like how he still sounds so sick and congested when he’s saying yeah these placenta pills cured me…
my guy you sound like a chronic smoker rn I don’t think it worked.
Ethan talking about this man drinking his wife's breastmilk and UA-cam rolls into an ad for the lactation network 💀
They act like it’s more natural but the human stomach has literally adapted to eat cooked food. Your body has evolved to not do this stuff anymore
I just watched a man ruin three cuts of meat, kefir, eggs, THREE different fruits, kefir, honey, and maple syrup. Wow!
Edit: I cannot believe this personified nickelback song hasn't realized that dark chocolate contains caffeine. I have insomnia and when my roommate worked at a candy store they'd bring back just, bags of lightly expired candy and i stockpiled on the dark chocolate for when I couldn't afford better, nicer tasting things than dark chocolate, so I could have a boost before work
Edit 2: this man is a cartoon, he stole milk from a baby
you must be really upset about the kefir since you listed it twice lmao
@@SisselSasha i still am, a month later i absolutely am. Kefir is nigh inedible on its own, and he just. Ruined it
thank you for talking about these weirdos they all seriously need help in my opinion its really unhealthy to eat so much raw meat like you are really gonna get sick 😭
I almost choked on my drink when I saw the SHIRT CHOICE. The guns are OUT!
no i knowwwww
I'm sorry I completely dissociated when he said "daddy want milk" in the creepiest adult baby voice imaginable
Same
This was posted right as I was preparing my T shot. Impeccable timing 😼👍
You were prepping your T shot right as I was taking my estrogen. Equivalent exchange 😈
"Five years at that gender clinic and all I got was this lousy T-shot."
@@throneofterra109 that's amazing
You are legend ✊
Reminded me to do mine thanks bro 👍
That guy didn't even add ice! In my book that is a slurry, not a smoothie.
Switching from coffee to dark chocolate is a bit ironic, given that dark chocolate does have a caffeine content. A maybe less than coffee, idk, but it's still there in the cocoa solids.
Another BANGER video!! Thanks for giving me something to watch when I had trouble falling asleep
I feel so terrible for their baby
Fun fact: the FDA doesn’t approve supplements. They investigate if issues are reported but aside from that there no oversight.
Note: this is not me defending them, I just think this important to know.
There’s something about reading the thumbnail and then finishing the sentence with the title of the video that gets me in the tingles I love it. ❤
Dude probably shits once a week and it's a horribly painful, sweaty, stressful ordeal but it's okay because Big Toilet Paper has been lying to us
Idk guys, I think Ethan has been taking the Ooga Booga Ape Vitamins - I mean look at the fit. Next thing we know they'll be showing off their chest piece in a video too
His shirt says 'It's Testicle Time"
I'm fucking DEAD
Dark chocolate has caffeine in it, so...
I mean, can't knock him for liking chocolate - that's like the most normal thing on the menu, apparently
early humans did not discover fire just for this man to go and pull this shit in the year 2022
How long does it usually take to beat a chest cold? A mild one takes 3 days, 5 tops for me and it doesn’t seem worth eating someone else’s placenta…
My colds are generally pretty stubborn, can take up to a week for it to clear my system, and then for another week my immune system to stop trying to kill my lungs.
I'm just imagining the sun being sentient and looking down at earth and seeing a bunch of weirdos showing it their assholes and other bits, and that is just so hilarious to me for some reason.
"I took one of these in the morning, and one at night and beat the chest cold in 3 days."
Firstly, notice a lack of saying "and did nothing else".
Secondly, three days? You mean the average lifespan of a chest cold? Shocker
6:45 "That is not the laugh of a man who is well" you got that right
I can't believe this man pulled a Shane Dawson and Blizzard employee speedrun in one lifetime all the wile ticking all the bigoties out there. Truly amazing.
It's so Freudian. The fixation on eggs, milk, testicles, placenta. Like a sexual cry for help.
his little giggles get me every time oml
I can feel the tummy ache radiating off the butter meals
Eating your placenta in pill form is common for people who recently gave birth to help prevent pica and post partum depression but I don't know about using it to cure physical illnesses like a headcold
I love that the need was there to prove he has taste buds
People arent typically weird, "People are weird because of capitalism" damn. that really explains a lot.
13:11 i'd also like to mention that there are canonically trans transformers in some of the comics, so Meat Man here is doubly wrong💀
Is this supposed to be funny? Because this is hilarious!
It's true. I licked the sun. I'm now 6'5", have 14 Lamborghini's, and talked to the Queen after she already passed.
my man must be making bank posting those teste videos because how else could he afford eating a stick of butter by himself every day 😭
For anyone who doesn’t think wearing SPF is important : my father spent 40+ years of his life farming, surfing, outdoor most of the time and never wore SPF. He developed skin cancer around 50 and it wasn’t treated properly, it spread to his entire body and the tumor in his chest ate away at his skin for over 6 months until it was just a hole filled with puss.
Luckily 8 months of immunotherapy later he is recovering fully.
No the placenta pill part; I had to Google, and CDC said they should be AVOIDED w/no health benefits whatsoever!
I would like to publicly admit that this entire time I thought that tapestry read "Baby Parts Found in Lake Michigan" and I never questioned this.
pee man lookin dapper as hell in that top
It’s all about the pee
13:33 I think they canonically have cloacas in the Bayverse. Bumblebee *do* be pissing.
don’t chromedome and rewind canonically have gay sex too?
@@radiyostatic probably
The way Ethan looses the will to live when it says remove the emoji
If you must eat raw eggs then you are legally obligated to choke them down as fast as humanly possible
ethan this video was exactly what i needed. rocking that tank top too !!
12:30 "The bald guy who eats raw meat is throwing the nazi salute from his balcony again"
The dark chocolate and butter replacement for coffee makes no sense. The caffeine in coffee is naturally occurring. Based on his insane "logic" the more natural things are better, so why is coffee bad? Also, there is some caffeine in chocolate but very little in comparison. 12mg per oz. of dark chocolate, and coffee is usually around 100-150mg per cup. Dude just thinks it's more raw or some nonsense.
Chocolate doesn't come off a tree like that, it's heavily processed to get that way. It's almost like he's making it all up and he's actually stupid or something
@@Budrica For real! this man decided to double down on a product that was more processed for the same amount of caffine. He probably thinks the caffine in coffee is the drug and it being in chocolate somehow makes the exact same chamical compound magically different.
It's like a weird kind of contrarianism. Drinking coffee is common and mainstream, so it must be bad. Gotta come up with something different.
Eats all the powerful animal organs, pops placenta pills, _and still needs glasses._ 🤔
tbf, the placenta thing has been around for a very long time, just never like that. It's supposed to be for the person who gave birth, I think. idk it's been a divisive thing for longer than I've been alive. so between 25-35 years at least.
Ya its to help with defiencies caused by pregnancy you'll see alot of animal mothers consume the placenta however for humans we have supplements that work more effectively
@@amandatownsend5132 I figured it's more of a traditional/historical practice that 99% of people aren't interested in, the 1% (all estimations don't cite me) or can't afford supplements (probably the most rare if it's even a thing, or cultural practices, religious/spiritual reasons, to gain views, etc. The last one I've barely seen but it is usually done by the person who gave birth. Maybe there's some psychological aspect where the birth person does it to feel closer to their newborn or with cishet transphobes- [sub]consciously reinforcing the patriarchy or control issues ie: not equal, viewing themselves as the leader that everyone else has to submit to. Literal submission for non-NSFW things but relationships as a whole. Some people want that, ig, for whatever reason, possibly including untreated mental health trauma, childhood or as an adult. Ptsd. Grooming. Ugh. Narcissists have radar for that, I swear. I could see a lot of these (potentially) in the cishet white male transphobe eating placenta pills.
Sorry for the mini rant. 😅
I could be wrong, but I thought I read something years ago discussing benefits of placenta consumption and basically debunking the claims.
Lastly, 3 days from a self-diagnosed chest cold isn't a rapid recovery, if at all. Could've just been allergies acquired bc age. Maybe the placenta pills "work" on a psychosomatic level. Really, if it's such a miracle cure, what's he gonna do when he runs out? That's the scariest part for me.
I can sort of understand a mother eating the placenta after giving birth, even if it's not necessary in this day and age. But eating someone else's placenta? That makes no sense at all.
It's weird af and not even a tiny bit medically necessary.
Your commentary through out the video was absolutely hilarious and I agree with everything you said 😭