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  • Where are college kids heading to now that Miami is shutting down spring break? Michael Kosta and Desi Lydic report on the hottest new Florida travel destination: Fort Lauderdale, where things are getting so wild, kids are considering careers in law enforcement. #DailyShow #MichaelKosta #DesiLydic
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  • @medusagorgon8432
    @medusagorgon8432 Місяць тому +902

    I am completely sold on the double host. It's different and rather entertaining.

    • @ScytheNoire
      @ScytheNoire Місяць тому +72

      Worked on SNL for years.

    • @CaelWhiz
      @CaelWhiz Місяць тому +37

      It's like a deranged news report, and I'm here for it

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 Місяць тому +24

      Inspired by Weekend Updates, aka SNL, as long as it's funny

    • @simond.455
      @simond.455 Місяць тому +36

      It's working exceptionally well with Desi and Michael.

    • @coleyboy1921
      @coleyboy1921 Місяць тому +13

      I like it with Desi and Jordan

  • @roodbennett
    @roodbennett Місяць тому +142

    Covering the Trumpets for 9 years 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Krackonis
      @Krackonis Місяць тому

      Where most nations arrest coup plotters within 1 year....

    • @dennisbecraft1303
      @dennisbecraft1303 Місяць тому +4

      So it isn't only Don, Jr.?
      I thought TFG's choice was Adderal. What am I missing?

    • @roodbennett
      @roodbennett Місяць тому

      @@dennisbecraft1303 the lists of medications prescribed at the White House during tRump's time in office is staggering for addictive substances.

    • @lornahampson4954
      @lornahampson4954 Місяць тому

      Hahahaha

  • @tomholroyd7519
    @tomholroyd7519 Місяць тому +307

    I have to say, I used to live in Ft. Lauderdale and every year, spring break was like an invasion of ARMY ANTS and all the locals stay away from the beaches

    • @Bitter65
      @Bitter65 Місяць тому +22

      I live on the beach in Fort Lauderdale. Traffic during Spring Break is horrible, and it does get crowded, but the city and the cops actually do a great job controlling the madness. We never see idiots vandalizing cars, out of control riots or shootings like Miami has the past few years.

    • @akhenatenra2841
      @akhenatenra2841 Місяць тому +3

      You ain't lying. I approve. I use to stay there too.

    • @channonlegier9761
      @channonlegier9761 Місяць тому +10

      It is anywhere in Florida. From Jacksonville to Key West or Panama City to Marco Island. Happens every winter, too.

    • @sharper68
      @sharper68 Місяць тому +16

      A tourist city turning away the tourists in the busiest tourist season. Those kids will give their money to someone else, what could go wrong.

    • @lorigoshert6667
      @lorigoshert6667 Місяць тому +3

      I used to live in Fort Myers and it was the same (not sure if that's been the case since Hurricane Ian).

  • @orangecounty2033
    @orangecounty2033 Місяць тому +63

    in college you go to Spring Break in Florida, then you discover Mardi Gras, a few years later you discover Las Vegas , and it's game on

    • @derkeheath5172
      @derkeheath5172 Місяць тому

      Then you discover the boy prostitutes of Thailand.
      Then they discover your bloated corpse hidden underneath a dead donkey on the beach.
      Then your son doesn't have a mature father figure to look up to, and the whole cycle starts over.

    • @lenordbrazil9580
      @lenordbrazil9580 Місяць тому

      I went straight for las Vegas

    • @mfanakithi2002
      @mfanakithi2002 Місяць тому

      There is order to this after 🤪👊🏽

    • @lgator08
      @lgator08 Місяць тому

      😂😂😂😂😂 totally

  • @mechanicaldavid4827
    @mechanicaldavid4827 Місяць тому +99

    I don't think the writer's room could have asked for a better reading of those lines - great work! I laughed, I cried, & I avoided going to Florida entirely!

  • @rosevinet873
    @rosevinet873 Місяць тому +25

    I absolutely love having two anchors I think that's the best format so far

  • @kennethmoyers1396
    @kennethmoyers1396 Місяць тому +145

    I didn't think two hosts at once would work, but I'm seeing a high drift-compatibility in this jaeger

    • @Rando9876
      @Rando9876 Місяць тому +3

      its been magic on News update on SNL

    • @nopenope5042
      @nopenope5042 Місяць тому +1

      It doesn’t. Don’t encourage this plz.

    • @pmpowalisz
      @pmpowalisz 3 години тому

      @@nopenope5042why doesn’t it?

  • @bradbaldus1713
    @bradbaldus1713 Місяць тому +120

    This duet might be the winner they're looking for as far as hosting.

    • @coleyboy1921
      @coleyboy1921 Місяць тому +6

      Not a huge fan of Michael, he's very gray. Prefer Jordan and Desi.

    • @declanmcsherry9368
      @declanmcsherry9368 Місяць тому +4

      @@coleyboy1921Yes Jordan and desi would be absolutely peak

    • @Internet_Enjoyer
      @Internet_Enjoyer Місяць тому +1

      i hope you are kidding. neither of them is very funny and i dont feel ANY chemistry between them. plus these lame jokes about policemen and their work aren't cool or helping to bring the country back together again.

    • @Marshall_Stacks
      @Marshall_Stacks Місяць тому +2

      @@Internet_Enjoyer Just be quiet if that's the best you can do.

  • @michaelwoodsdale460
    @michaelwoodsdale460 Місяць тому +99

    The bronzer line high five was perfect - amazing news team!

  • @francobenevento7598
    @francobenevento7598 Місяць тому +41

    Desi and Kosta are killing it. ❤

  • @Palmerines
    @Palmerines Місяць тому +47

    This had SNL Weekend Update vibes

    • @kevinmcconnell3641
      @kevinmcconnell3641 Місяць тому

      Just like Jon Stewart’s 15 ish years at the desk?
      There hasn’t been an original idea in humor in maybe a 100yrs, maybe centuries, other than radio or tv.

    • @rlud304
      @rlud304 Місяць тому

      @@kevinmcconnell3641Get over yourself

    • @Palmerines
      @Palmerines Місяць тому

      @@kevinmcconnell3641 meant more like duo banter with each one bouncing off each other, but yeah that too

    • @zunedog31
      @zunedog31 Місяць тому +1

      Yeah not quite..

    • @Marshall_Stacks
      @Marshall_Stacks Місяць тому

      @@kevinmcconnell3641 Why you so sad?

  • @Chilanta24
    @Chilanta24 Місяць тому +53

    0:46 same thing happen in Atlanta that’s why spring break is in Florida 😂

    • @daviegriffin3539
      @daviegriffin3539 Місяць тому +11

      *Kids, once upon a time, there was FreakNiK...* ✨️ 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @swissnik1966
    @swissnik1966 Місяць тому +59

    Desi and Kosta as hosts are incredibly funny 😂! Way to go! Keep it up 👍🏻

    • @Internet_Enjoyer
      @Internet_Enjoyer Місяць тому +1

      i hope you are kidding. neither of them is very funny and i dont feel ANY chemistry between them. plus these lame jokes about policemen and their work aren't cool or helping to bring the country back together again.

  • @drewdidgeridoo3174
    @drewdidgeridoo3174 Місяць тому +102

    love this dynamic duo!!

  • @fred420
    @fred420 Місяць тому +69

    These two are like the perfect duo!

  • @dfosterRGB
    @dfosterRGB Місяць тому +21

    I love these two hosting together.

  • @timothypenwell2487
    @timothypenwell2487 Місяць тому +67

    Desi!!! ❤❤❤ Also, liking the dual host thing

  • @fv4594
    @fv4594 Місяць тому +11

    I didn't think we needed two hosts but I'm here for it now.

  • @AuditioningByHeart
    @AuditioningByHeart Місяць тому +4

    Desi and Kosta. That is the team! I would watch them all day long if I could.

  • @notme2day
    @notme2day Місяць тому +28

    Floriduhhhh... come for vacation, leave on probation.

  • @austinwald2731
    @austinwald2731 Місяць тому +55

    Desi and Kosta crushing it!!!!!!!!

  • @21desert
    @21desert Місяць тому +6

    I love these two paired up like this.

  • @guyjackson132
    @guyjackson132 Місяць тому +15

    Yeah...Desi and Michael tag teaming!

  • @Halloweenjakk
    @Halloweenjakk Місяць тому +47

    Dezzi is flawless

    • @nedludd7622
      @nedludd7622 Місяць тому +1

      Well, she could lower her pitch.

    • @eyewaszero
      @eyewaszero Місяць тому +2

      So is Desi 😉

    • @Molotov49
      @Molotov49 Місяць тому

      Desi looks like she is always mewing

  • @Bars11_
    @Bars11_ Місяць тому +5

    This duo is the best😂😂

  • @Unfortunately_Mickey
    @Unfortunately_Mickey Місяць тому +34

    "Gonorrhea: Not that bad" Caught me off guard 😂
    Edit: I'm not a Desi fan in general, but their energy together is really fun

    • @kevinmcconnell3641
      @kevinmcconnell3641 Місяць тому +5

      What’s your issue with Desi, beautiful, and a great delivery, that’s a two fer in my opinion!

    • @TheREALJosephTurner
      @TheREALJosephTurner Місяць тому

      @@kevinmcconnell3641 Everyone has their opinions, even unpopular ones. For instance, I can't stand Trevor.

    • @kevinmcconnell3641
      @kevinmcconnell3641 Місяць тому

      @@TheREALJosephTurner I wasn’t a fan of Trevor’s, but I think that had as much to do with writers and director!

  • @Griffin12536
    @Griffin12536 Місяць тому +5

    loving the dual news desk

  • @helios7212
    @helios7212 Місяць тому +5

    "Gonorrhea not that bad" 👀👀👀🤣😬😬😬😬

  • @historychannel365
    @historychannel365 Місяць тому +5

    This reminded me of SNL Weekend Update.

  • @lbednaz
    @lbednaz Місяць тому +4

    In 1982 Fort Lauderdale was where I went for Spring Break! It was out of control then, but the businesses said they made 6 months income in about 2 weeks so it was worth it!

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 Місяць тому

      Back then we thought we were experiencing
      Freedom.
      Now these new entitled younger people ruin it for everyone.

  • @probsnooneyouknowtbh3712
    @probsnooneyouknowtbh3712 Місяць тому +1

    I have great admiration for the time management skills of anyone who has the time to do anything during spring break besides catch up on assignments 😅

  • @JoshuaHeald
    @JoshuaHeald Місяць тому +13

    *☀️Happy Spring Break, everybody!⛱*

  • @williamjohnson6705
    @williamjohnson6705 Місяць тому +15

    I love spring break fort L . I sold match box's of oregano, I even got repet customers 😂

    • @rlud304
      @rlud304 Місяць тому +1

      Maybe you should’ve stayed in school to not be illiterate

    • @williamjohnson6705
      @williamjohnson6705 Місяць тому +3

      @@rlud304 got my masters in engineering at university of South Florida how about you ?

    • @rlud304
      @rlud304 Місяць тому +1

      @@williamjohnson6705 Glad you learned basic literacy between your last comment and this one. Just engineering in general? There’s only one kind huh 😆

    • @RippahRooJizah
      @RippahRooJizah Місяць тому

      ​@@williamjohnson6705I mean no offense but if a post you made fooled someone into thinking you don't have a Masters degree then said degree is not the best tool to brag with pertaining to literacy.

    • @williamjohnson6705
      @williamjohnson6705 Місяць тому +1

      @@rlud304 I was quite civil.

  • @lawrencepentler9566
    @lawrencepentler9566 Місяць тому +22

    Well kids, remember Romper Room? Put on your Thinking Cap.

    • @HaHaThatIsFunny
      @HaHaThatIsFunny Місяць тому +3

      Miss June from romper room was my 8th grade teacher, she was nothing like her TV persona and was truly evil

  • @matthall5758
    @matthall5758 Місяць тому +5

    Costa kills me! Desi is great too.

  • @billy4227
    @billy4227 Місяць тому +2

    Desi! Florida Spring Break - where cellulite goes to bake.

  • @jansenart0
    @jansenart0 Місяць тому +4

    They remind me of Anchorman.

  • @idek1433
    @idek1433 Місяць тому +20

    Always apply make up before doing coke its a pro tip that manydont heed smokey eye was just the shakes making applying normal eyeliner and shadow impossible 😅

  • @bycorentin
    @bycorentin Місяць тому +5

    love these 2 together

  • @wailinburnin
    @wailinburnin Місяць тому +4

    Great writing, great team delivery.

  • @coffeeNTrees
    @coffeeNTrees Місяць тому +4

    video about spring break realeased at 8am on friday morning.
    hilarious.

  • @Judess89
    @Judess89 Місяць тому +18

    Hello The Daily Show!⚘🤝💯

  • @bobjohnson1389
    @bobjohnson1389 Місяць тому +9

    Living in fort Lauderdale and getting mad about this is like moving next to a septic pond and getting mad about the smell😂

    • @TheWhocaresusername
      @TheWhocaresusername Місяць тому +5

      thank you! we had people move into new condos on 2 street and then complained about the noise from the bars in the bar district they moved into.

  • @Berengier817
    @Berengier817 Місяць тому +8

    3:30 lol faux got played.

  • @TheGiggleMasterP
    @TheGiggleMasterP Місяць тому +59

    Personally I'm glad they broke spring break 😅

    • @michaelluong6484
      @michaelluong6484 Місяць тому +2

      Hear hear

    • @daviegriffin3539
      @daviegriffin3539 Місяць тому +3

      *I'll drink 🍸 to that...* 🤪 🤭

    • @rlud304
      @rlud304 Місяць тому

      Who are “they?”

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing Місяць тому +3

      If the tourism biz can't handle their paying customers making them rich when they're at their worst, then they don't deserve to get rich off them only when they're at their best.
      Capitalists sure are sure they pick their customers these days...wonder why that is?

    • @rlud304
      @rlud304 Місяць тому

      @@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing Wow, such confidence!😆 Let me guess, you’re Not a local🤦🏻‍♀️haha!
      The “tourism biz” on South Beach is doing just fine all year round, especially winter. It’s just not okay to be simultaneously so clueless and also so full of yourself. Cringe

  • @derekdecamp1738
    @derekdecamp1738 Місяць тому +4

    These two are awesome together

  • @lunarumbreon7699
    @lunarumbreon7699 Місяць тому +3

    I got to hand it to Fort Lauderdale, they figured out that the only thing that kills a party faster than a cop doing their job is a cop trying to act cool

  • @Wildcat221
    @Wildcat221 Місяць тому +2

    Didn’t even know spring break partying was still a thing 😂I’m 33 now and I’d feel unwelcome at this point

  • @natestrong4512
    @natestrong4512 Місяць тому +4

    Love the dual news host. Desi & Jordan are my favs though.

  • @jakelus71
    @jakelus71 Місяць тому +7

    Desi is the business!

  • @toddunthank3142
    @toddunthank3142 Місяць тому +3

    Police Academy: Spring Break, let's go.

  • @Razorhaloforever
    @Razorhaloforever Місяць тому +4

    Come on down to Crystal Beach, Texas. It’s fun AND frightening…mostly frightening …

    • @rontauranac
      @rontauranac Місяць тому +2

      Does Crystal Beach has a Methditerranean vibe ?

    • @stopthecrazyguy9948
      @stopthecrazyguy9948 Місяць тому

      Love the barbed wire theme swimming holes.

  • @michaelbuehler3897
    @michaelbuehler3897 Місяць тому +7

    Large celebrations are cluster****s.

    • @RippahRooJizah
      @RippahRooJizah Місяць тому

      I guess that's why people keep having them.

  • @nadesmond6029
    @nadesmond6029 Місяць тому

    Not the first time they talk to someone who's abusing bronzer&...
    I literally went eyyyy...and they hit back with eyyy🤣💀

  • @emilywells1221
    @emilywells1221 Місяць тому

    Love them together! Put them as double hosts! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @Therealmegalollie
    @Therealmegalollie Місяць тому

    I’m in college and had too much homework over the break to even consider going on vacation 😅😭

  • @___beyondhorizon4664
    @___beyondhorizon4664 Місяць тому +5

    Back in my MSU days, i recalled a few classmates returned from spring break with dark brown skin tones, and they were white when they left the dorms 😅 i wonder if they take care of skin cancer check up?
    Im glad the California coastline is not invated by spring breakers, lets keep our beach Free from drunks

  • @justsayin5609
    @justsayin5609 Місяць тому +2

    Great team, these 2😂

  • @alextosto3809
    @alextosto3809 Місяць тому +1

    Desi needs more airtime!

  • @RB-yt6rx
    @RB-yt6rx Місяць тому +5

    I love yall as hosts

  • @sussekind9717
    @sussekind9717 Місяць тому

    That's why, for spring break, I always went to Mexico. Cancun, usually.

  • @SuzanneCloud
    @SuzanneCloud Місяць тому +1

    These two are great!!!!!

  • @oldbeatpete
    @oldbeatpete Місяць тому

    crazy spring break😅!

  • @sparker_87
    @sparker_87 Місяць тому

    I love these 2 together

  • @maxdoubt5219
    @maxdoubt5219 Місяць тому +6

    I fought a brawl in Miami one spring by the
    ocean and ended up clobbered quite hard.
    But I'll _still_ fight all the yobbos who cling to the
    notion that Kirk was surpassed by Picard!!! 😡

    • @RippahRooJizah
      @RippahRooJizah Місяць тому +3

      Janeway was the best.
      Nah I kid, I never watched Enterprise.
      Don't correct me I know.

    • @HuplesCat
      @HuplesCat Місяць тому

      Earl Gray tea beats the corset. Mind you Shatner is Canadian and Picard is English. Americans? 😂

  • @bhumiharpittu
    @bhumiharpittu Місяць тому +1

    Beautiful Story

  • @thebeatles9
    @thebeatles9 Місяць тому

    This was a riot

  • @McClimber234
    @McClimber234 Місяць тому

    2:00 yep, just about right

  • @bubblesezblonde
    @bubblesezblonde Місяць тому +5

    a worthy PSA....

  • @Fools_Requiem
    @Fools_Requiem Місяць тому +2

    Truth be told, job recruiting at spring break isn't that bad an idea. It definitely can't hurt.

  • @L_M_V
    @L_M_V Місяць тому +1

    Woke up to the daily show having 11 million subscribers on UA-cam...
    I'm thinking they have Jon to thank for that?

  • @Lericah4902
    @Lericah4902 Місяць тому +2

    If Florida doesn't want Spring Break, Nebraska will take it.

    • @845835
      @845835 Місяць тому +1

      Thank you for that laugh

  • @Shawoowoo
    @Shawoowoo Місяць тому +1

    This was hilarious! 😂😂😂

  • @daviegriffin3539
    @daviegriffin3539 Місяць тому +5

    _Have a wonderful day & long weekend..._ 🤓
    *Cheers from **#CancúnMéxico* 🤘🏽🍹😘🇲🇽

  • @myownheroisonlyme5721
    @myownheroisonlyme5721 Місяць тому

    4:24 I avoided only two Spring Breaks because I dropped out after getting my Gen Ed credits out of the way.

  • @swiftdog49er51
    @swiftdog49er51 Місяць тому +4

    This was hilarious

  • @FasterFaster196
    @FasterFaster196 Місяць тому

    I love these two!

  • @monorail0
    @monorail0 Місяць тому +3

    Oh boy weekday update

  • @asadmorris3071
    @asadmorris3071 Місяць тому +1

    I like the balance 💯

  • @robertlloyd122
    @robertlloyd122 Місяць тому

    FTR, Miami and Miami Beach are separate cities, often conflated.

  • @edspace2402
    @edspace2402 Місяць тому +1

    I'm getting SNL vibes with the dual hosting thing...

  • @tecpaocelotl
    @tecpaocelotl Місяць тому +2

    This double hosts is interesting.
    Florida does know the adults in footloose were the bad guys, right?
    I seen a lot of college age coming to California for springbreak.

  • @jasoninman1624
    @jasoninman1624 Місяць тому +1

    this is golden

  • @ajrh82
    @ajrh82 Місяць тому +2

    Did anyone else notice that Fox News did a screeching change of direction from interviewing Liz Truss, the disgraced ex-British Prime minister to talking about spring break. Yet another humiliation for her 😂

  • @845835
    @845835 Місяць тому +1

    Is that the same police department that dropped their 60 college credit aka community college dropout requirement? "Hey, which one of you soon to be college dropouts wants to be a cop?"

  • @sophiehiii
    @sophiehiii Місяць тому +1

    wow Desi looked amazing in that suit.

  • @cptkirk1978
    @cptkirk1978 Місяць тому +1

    i think the double host work best since they obviously have great chemistry and they bounce off each other well..if they can do this permanently ill be interested again..take time and actually watch instead of clips

  • @jasonsmith530
    @jasonsmith530 Місяць тому +4

    Most Miami Beach businesses make over a quarter of their yearly profits in March. But if it saves lives, it’s obviously worth it.

    • @NiceDonkey3417
      @NiceDonkey3417 Місяць тому

      No they don't. Miami is a year round tourist destination. They're not making their money off broke college kids.

    • @HaHaThatIsFunny
      @HaHaThatIsFunny Місяць тому

      That is an entirely ridiculous statement. Florida is inundated every year from October until the end of April with out-of-staters trying to escape their grey skies. Spring break is a blip on the radar.

  • @markwhat3637
    @markwhat3637 Місяць тому +2

    Is the double host for next week John Stewart and Craig Kilbourne?

  • @dee_dee_place
    @dee_dee_place Місяць тому +1

    Daytona Beach, Baby!

  • @nonsibi1087
    @nonsibi1087 Місяць тому +4

    Haa... ! Putting myself through college, I never went to Fort Lauderdale or any other Spring Break destination. Spring Break was always my time to work full time in support of my education habit, i.e., paying off school costs and catching up on academics. Never could afford to blow the $$$ & time. In fact, never missed the carnival of it all.

    • @rlud304
      @rlud304 Місяць тому +1

      Here’s your violin 🎻

    • @nonsibi1087
      @nonsibi1087 Місяць тому +1

      @@rlud304 Did I embarrass you?

    • @rlud304
      @rlud304 Місяць тому

      @@nonsibi1087 No you embarrassed yourself. You’re just so not important and the opposite of interesting. Get over yourself 🤦🏻‍♀️😆

  • @TheOakFather
    @TheOakFather Місяць тому +1

    It’s a better version of weekend update from SNL?

  • @oonwing
    @oonwing Місяць тому +1

    Wow!!!

  • @fredricclack7137
    @fredricclack7137 Місяць тому +2

    Our 2 🆕 Hosts! 🎉😂

  • @TonyImg
    @TonyImg Місяць тому

    They are great together

  • @nbuehster
    @nbuehster Місяць тому +1

    I know how to solve the problem. Tell them they're going to Florida, and send them to Martha's Vineyard.

  • @tauIrrydah
    @tauIrrydah Місяць тому

    How... how will Miami pay for its cops without Spring break revenue?

  • @cheighes1
    @cheighes1 Місяць тому +1

    And then there's Daytona...

  • @BennettKunert
    @BennettKunert Місяць тому +1

    All they really needed was a box of donuts.

  • @Fleezblarp
    @Fleezblarp Місяць тому +1

    i hate when i accidentally snort the bronzer