Biden Halts Weapons to Israel & Trump Trial Coverage Hits New Lows | The Daily Show
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- Опубліковано 22 лип 2024
- Jon Stewart tackles the media's obsession with Trump's hush money trial, while the GOP freaks out over Biden's new energy efficiency standards and a name change for the Boy Scouts. Meanwhile, Biden slows the flow of weapons to Israel, and after Trump shames Jewish Biden supporters, the Best F**kin' News Team stops by to give Jon a guilt trip. #DailyShow #JonStewart #IsraelGaza
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"No disrespect to any of these f***ing idiots"
is such a great line.
hard to pick a great line in this video cause jon steward is just a gatling gun of cleverness
I've missed him in the chair
The hideous part is our tax dollars paying for all these f***ing idiots to run our country 😮💨
Love you John Stewart 😊
Guilt n Shane! Shame n guilt!!!
It’s perfectly possible to support peace for Palestine without being pro-Hamas. It is perfectly possible to criticize the attacks by the armed forces without being anti-Semitic
Yes. But some are taking it farther and saying Israel doesn’t deserve to be a country, and people who hate Jews are taking the opportunity to spout their hate and threaten Jewish people. I think it’s everyone’s responsibility but especially if you’re the type of person you described here to denounce and separate from the people I mentioned.
The support for Israel isn't even about Jews, its about money
Just stop the f-ing killing for a start, Jesus. Oops, neither side has its messiah yet.
Yes, but we are not part of that. @@adambartlett2780
@adambartlett2780 it is an apartheidcolonizingfascist *state that doesn't deserve to exist. This is NOT about antisemitism - the propoganda has failed and the world sees the truth now.
"Shame! Shame! Shame! Also you should've been a doctor!" 😂😂😂 The delivery of that line was spectacular!
Pun intended 😂
Troy is such a great correspondent
"Also, you should have been a doctor."
Hits Asian cultures too...
Such a John Mulaney delivery on that line as well :D
@@Rahul-ce3no Well, Israel is in Asia…
"They are F#cking children, that came out wrong." That killed me.
More accurate than he realizes probably... They are Conservatives after all.
🤣me too
10:16
did it really though?...
@@The_Keh27 He should have written "that got in wrong" it would have been closer to the truth.
Protect stoves but not women’s rights. Yeah GOP priorities once again to distract from real issues.
There's a joke here about women not leaving the kitchen, but I can't seem to put my finger on it.
@@HylianFox3dark…
Get a carbon monoxide detector.
Or protect children from school shootings:(
I recall Obama asking for a fancier mustard once, and it was almost as shocking as overdue DoE/EPA regulation updates.
@@commonsense571 Or from an ongoing genocide in the middle east...not sure how the obvious comparison was missed here.
RESPECT TO JON STEWART FOR ALWAYS BRINGING OUT TRUTH TO POWER...LOVE ❤FROM SOUTH AFRICA 🇿🇦 🇿🇦 🇿🇦
The whole Israel section was unbelievable. Everywhere else in the world people are condemning Biden's support of Israel and Republicans say he is not supporting enough, holy...
Yes, Republicans are the problem for biden's support of Israel... Is everyone in this comment section at an 8th grade reading level?
Sadly in western Europe our governments are still on the same wavelength. Some act like true vassals of the US. There's also the strengthening position of far-right and authoritarianism, which makes Bibi a figure to be aligned with. It's not like Hamas aren't authoritarian and far-right too, and it's not like Bibi sponsored Hamas bc it legitimized his policy. Hamas is an excellent antagonistic figure, hence why the "Palestinian = Hamas" trope, that makes everything so much simpler. "Forget about empathy or international law, these are the bad guys."
History will judge our countries, and people will continue to be massacred for the time being, cuz some politicians are actively surfing on the "us vs them" mechanism to stay somewhat in power. :/
Deadass - literally see any college campus
Welcome to conservative media. My entire family be drinking that cool aid.
@@shmankersox I mean, welcome to liberal media too. I say this as a liberal
Conservatives be like: I'm against whoever is brownest or has the fewest christians. However, I'm most against whatever the democrats like
Liberals be like: I'm against whoever is whitest. If both are equally white, then I'm against whoever is male-est. If both are equally male, I'm against whoever is richest
Eagle Scout here and my son is currently a 2nd yr Webelos. This name change doesn’t change anything in regards to program. The kids have an awesome time
Yeah maybe for now but just wait until Scouting America celebrates Pride Week by telling everyone to dress like drag queens. I am not even joking right now. This whole thing is going to go down absurd aisle.
I am currently working on my Eagle Scout project as we speak. I can second this the name change does not change anything!
Dosent everywhere else have scouts, cubs, beavers for all and then the separate pre-scout brownies for just girls? We haven't had Boy Scouts since at least before I was seven, 23 years ago, where I'm from. Plus both have the exact same activities, so how does American boy scouts make boys men?
That's great! I hope most parents don't buy into this shameless politization and just let their kids be kids and learn stuff with and from each other without these dumb culture wars that are currently tearing our country apart .
I live in ottawa Illinois where the founder of the scouts is from and the scouts museum and I haven't heard a peep from anyone here who cares AT ALL that their name was changed.
“Tell us more! …
Don’t tell us anymore!” 🤣🤣🤣
The sheer timing of that joke is amazing.
I literally woke up my cat from laughing at that part.
That one made me laugh real hard 😂
2:18 😂
I had no idea that boy scouts were changing their name. For the record, in 2008, I--a 16 y.o. girl--was a Venture Scout. They've been including girls for a while now... it's about time the name changed. 🤷🏼♀️
Thanks for ruining a male-only space. It's almost like some women are hypocrites when asking for that.
Ok, can girl scouts change their name to boy scouts and all the boys in venture scouts can go there?
@@treesap2what an idiotic thing to say. Boys and girls will still be in different troops. The only thing changed was the name. We need separate non readers from the rest of society istg 😂💔
@@treesap2 It's almost like women are not a homogeneous group of people who all want the same thing.
@@beeble2003 That's why I said "some women" didn't make a claim about all women and included those that specifically ask for female-only spaces, but refuse to let men have their own spaces.
Wow, I really missed J. Stewart. Happy to have him back, to make me laugh non-stop.
You missed the years without him. But you are happy that he is back? I don't get it.
@@captainchaoscow Edited. Now you can sleep at night.
@@LJ-bq9fy Thank you. But let's not forget the young and charismatic Swiss and South African man Trevor Noah!
Thank you again and have a nice day!
I hope Jon's having fun being back because these episodes have been fantastic.
I'm surprised that the show stopped airing in the first place honestly
Except when he's trashing Biden for being old
@@mandyinseattle What do you mean? Thats the best part 😂
@@mandyinseattleanthesis of the democrat, if yall could yall would shut down any talk that doesn't align... Scary
@@arjunmarwaha5216 but... where's Jackie?
In 1978, Norway went from Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts to just Scouts (Speideren in Norwegian). It has worked well for us 😊
why am I not surprised America is 46 years behind Norway
@@JustineSHarrison 😂
Sure, you say that NOW, but what about in two generations?! I mean, two MORE generations...
@@JustineSHarrison I can assure you. What works in the egalitarian Nordic countries. Who are 99% white, 1/20th our size, and wealthy. Will not work in the United States. It's a pipe dream that will ultimately be our demise.
We in Australia did it in 1971, I don't see the issue
Proud Eagle Scout here. 4/14/2009
Basically every single international scouting program is co-ed… there’s nothing shameful about the US scouts following suit.
Do girl scouts still exist only for girls?
@@oriontigley5089 I believe they are combining both organizations.
@@joshstephens413 No, they aren't. The Girl Scouts is a separate organization
I was going to share this in my Facebook group, but Facebook is banning and threatening post content that I would pass. But this is truly brilliant.
No they aren't.
They are outraged over their right to a gas stove, supposedly over government overreach, but they feel they have the right to oversee women’s bodies.
Gas stove, 🚽 flashing, 🚿 pressure, windmill kills bird 🐦 etc, issues which the uneducated can handle!
yes thej are outraged over a gas and stove
Republicans will trash for cash.
Exactly! They're always taking about government overreach but whenever I go around killing people they say "that's illegal" and "you deserve life imprisonment"
"...but they feel they have the right to oversee women’s bodies" - Not just women's bodies, but eggs outside of women's bodies as well (IVF process).
"You people are (bleep) children.... That came out wrong"
Jon. I love you
Perfect timing after the Matt Schlapp comment regarding Scouts of America.
GARY!!!!
That's technically true in both meaning of the words for matt gaetz
pretty sure he said "bleeping" tho 🧐
@@publicuser2534wasnt he also the reason for the term slap-suits?
IDK just asking...
Awesome Job John Stewart, Ronnie Cheng and the whole daily show team.
Plenty love from Nigeria ❤
Especially on that tax fraud he committed.
10:13 The look on Ted Cruz's face when that guy went for the high-five was like someone who has always wanted, but never received a high-five. Like "Oh! I've heard about these!".
“And I did not speak up… for I was not a gas stove”
lolol
Hilarious!!
Jon Stewart committed tax fraud.
@@beast-master2094 Viva Israel!
Jon Stewart on a Thursday? Our nation doesn’t deserve this
We did have to survive a Monday without him though 😂
We are not worthy!
"We are not worthy, We are not worthy, We are not worthy....................
You're right. The nation doesn't deserve this.
Yes it does!!!
Jon Stewart is a national treasure. No one does political commentary like he does and makes it so hilarious.
I love you Jon, please point out the stupidity on FOX, CNN, MSNBC, all of them! These corporate media companies need to go! We all need real info
“No disrespect to any of these *bleeping* idiots” - 😂😂😂 Love you, Jon
Jon Stewart and John Oliver are the only ones I want covering the news
Couldn’t agree more
Nah I like Klepper and Lydic too.
Yeah. Let the John Thomas's report on MAGA.
Add ronny to that
Colin Jost + Michael Che
My daughters have been a part of the scouts for 5 years, since they included girl troops.
They were called the bsa scouts at that point. Not Boy Scouts.
So scouting america literally changes nothing.
BSA stands for "BOY Scouts of America." Why are you pretending not to know that?
Cool. Did all the boys get their baking badges yet?
@@lookupverazhou8599 The whining of incels/Big Boy wannabes, is a guilty pleasure of mine. Thanks for the boost!
@@MrSlandereras a mother of two sons I find your comment disgusting. Boys deserve their own spaces just like girls do.
@@MrSlanderer project much?
We need more Jon Stewart days.
'ALSO you should have been a Doctor.' had me ROTFLOL! Love Troy Iwata.😂🤣
That was an unexpectedly hilarious moment
There was so much John Mulaney energy on that line.
Asian and Jewish moment of solidarity.
The second he said that, I already figured he was jewish 😂 And apparently Asian heritage as well, double whammy 🤣
@@Justanotherconsumer I already feel as if my mom is whispering these words down my spine 😂😂
(Being a Jew/Asian should automatically establish itself as children harassment watch list 🥲😂)
"These people are f'n children!" You stand by that statement, Jon Stewart, it's grammatically correct!
That's why punctuation is so important!
Commas save lives!!
(i.e: "let's eat, Grandma!")
No @@lukenosewalkerbruno
@@lukenosewalkerbruno Fairly sure punctuation triggers folks on trooth social.
And with Matt Gaetz around, it's probably factually correct too.
It's true of many of the Narcissists. Their children are seen as objects.
This is the funniest monologue they've done so far. I laughed out loud many times, and I don't usually laugh out loud.
Thank you, the Daily Show, for upholding the moral compass that MSM has long lost!
"Did Mr. Coffee change its name to They/Them Coffee?"
DEAD
KARTEL JOE
"Wokeified coffeery"
As a gender non-conforming person, this was awesome!
Mx coffee
It’s funny because that can actually happen
Jesus imagine the change we could make in the world if we put this much energy toward actual issues instead of culture wars
Definitely
That's the point of stirring up culture wars.
That's exactly what they intend, for people to distract themselves with nonsense.
China: ”Keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing. I'm busy with my own~“
CHURCHES ARE THE CULTURE WARS SIR.. OUR BIGGEST PROBLEM ARE THE CHURCHES..
Were they under the desk the whole time?! 😂
I don't know but they were having way too much fun.
I'm gonna be real honest here folks. I have no idea who the other hosts are of this show. I only see Jon in my feed, and that makes me happy.
protect the stoves because burning human rights down to the ground just really isn't the same on a electric stove
It is important to push back against this insistence of punishing the American public for the outrageous CO2 output of corporations. It's a liberal idea.
Also I don't see any burning down of human rights? Not sure what you mean there
Plus it would make some mafia and spy shows/movies would be very unrealistic when they gotta take out the garbage lol
Banned electricity and free energies is their main objectives
It's better actually! Glass top stoves are as responsive as gas, more consistent, and provide a more even char on all your human rights documents!
FYI, the regulation comes from doctors and scientists that found that children with asthma that are in a home with a gas stove and improper air ventilation, are at a health hazard risk. For all the crying about protecting children that the republican conservatives do, they sure hate doing anything to protect children.
Oh NO! Boys Scouts have dropped the "Boy" from their name!
How will boys know that they can join!?
Then again, I was a Cub Scout despite not actually being a cub...
Gotta watch out for those webelos. Small but fierce with an iron skillet.
Some in the GOP would absolutely call you a "cub." 🤢
They already have The Adventurers which allows boys and girls plus their parents. What about the Girl Scouts? Won't they need to comply also? -14 year female Cubscout leader an Cub Master. 😢
@@rbcreations2why would the Girl Scouts need to comply with something initiated by a completely separate organization? They may or may not choose to rebrand themselves to be more inclusive, but honestly, they don’t have the long history of abuse that the former Boy Scouts do, so the name change isn’t as needed in that way. I doubt the leadership of the Girl Scouts would want to combine with the other group, either. There is room for multiple such organizations, IMO (Former GS and GS troop co-leader.)
That's just what a cub trying to hide their identity would say!
OMFG!!! The Death to Smoochy joke absolutely killed me.
I learned to LOVE electric cooktops - ZERO worry about gas leaks and one less utility bill.
Regular electric cooktops are worse than a gas cooktop. Gas cooktops are worse than electric induction cooktops.
Yep, now it's just electrical fires you have to watch out for. Oh, to be a fearful little dumbocrat.
The line delivery on "and also you should have been a doctor" 😂
Lol...came here to say the same. /flawless
i came here to say the same too! I guffawed!!
To think the entire "gas stoves" things started with a report that says gas stoves contribute to childhood asthma. Can't we just make gas stoves that our kids are safe to breathe around, republicans? Is that really too much to ask for?
Don't forget, we need to ban books in libraries to protect the children!
Then you don't get what the Republican Party is all about. They'll just start saying that the new better gas stoves are "government tyranny" as well.
In my best Ian McKellen impersonation:
Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers?
Republicans only love using a group of people to fit their narrative. They'll say ban books for the kids, but then don't say ban stoves for the kids. Republicans tend to contradict themselves so much it's just funny.
Republicans: "Yes. You will keep your childhood asthma gas stove and you will like it!"
Proud Eagle Scout mom here! Super happy about the name change!
How's your little baker doing? He get his domestic housewife badge yet?
Sorry about this miserable troll who responded to your sweet post. As an eagle scout I'm so thankful for my leaders and parents. I would have had an even more enriching experience if girls were allowed in Scouts. The name change is a simple rebranding, but it does send a small message that they want to try and be more inclusive.
The President said that student protests would not cause a shift in Gaza policy, but they seem to be correlated given the change we have seen since these protests.
GOP is so pathetic now...seriously just when you think they can't sink any lower...
Always proclaiming that the Democrats have some kind of a war on something.
I couldn’t get more than 2 minutes into this. I don’t think even Terry Gilliam could have cooked this malodorous burlesque grotesquerie up.
@@Great_Sandwichyeah, we’re talking about trump.
@@shacktime Doesn't make sense, but you like the way it sounds, right?
@@Fuzzypotato2 Naw, see.. because he isn't President. You do know that, right? No, we're talking "The Big Guy". _Come on, man..._ We all know who that is!
It’s so embarrassing to live in this country. So, so, so, so, so very painfully embarrassing.
Go head and move on out then big fella
@@joshuasmith1597 How very American of you to quote Putin
Democrats hate the USA, more at 11
I so wish I could, but no other countries really want us either.
we feel your pain watching from europe in disbelief
You are the best Stewart!!
Thank you so much Mr. Stewart
Thank you Jon Stewart 🇺🇸
We love him in Canada too.
As a lapsed Gary, I found that Catholic Church rebranding hilarious.
Jon Stewart's tax fraud was brilliant.
John Stewart always puts things in their proper perspective.
So does Jon Stewart.
These folk must have taken all the mirrors down in their homes, how can they live with themselves. They don't even sound convinced of anything now. My laughter has turned to sadness watching this political climate.
I used to think that pointing out their hypocrisy would accomplish something. Now I know better.
They're too blind to even understand they're hypocrites.
Who, the dems? The Daily Show never points out their hypocrisy. Only the Republicans
IT SEEMS TO ENCOURAGE THEM
@@halleck3 They know their hypocrites and they don't care. What do you expect from a culture that has been raised on lies.
@@johnbrown6189Exactly. It's not about hypocrisy or moral failings or education or anything else, they know they're terrible people and just don't care. They want to be terrible people, they like being terrible people.
So, the correspondents were just sitting under the desk the whole monologue? lol 😂
I'm convinced they have a hatch under the desk and ladder under the stage for a lot of these shows, really helps with theatre magic.
@@jakethejax Helps as long as your stage crew have some idea how to use a dry ice fog machine. If they run it at full until the audience can't see the cast at all then turn it off and let all the fog dissipate so the audience can see the hatch and ladder, it doesn't work so well. Yes, I was in school performances of a few plays.
Yes I guess. A lot like Kim Petras under Sam Smith's large drees on SNL!
Listen when Trump was speaking. You can hear the hatch squeek and a bang from one of the Correspondents 🎤 hit something there. That's the time they came out.
@@Sableagle Huh? Why do you need a smoke machine to hide a hatch that's under/behind a desk and a ladder that's under the stage? The desk hides the hatch.
I was really expecting Colbert to pop up for the shame segment.
"Here's ten bucks, just go"
"This makes up for Israel"
😅🤣😂
I'm sitting over here in Scotland laughing out loud repeatedly - thanks, Jon, i needed a little lightening up after all the horrors of the threat to Democracy in America now! I fear for the country I left behind...
bot comment
@TheSuperappelflap you are? Weird flex. I'm just an old Boomer that lived my whole life in Michigan & recently moved to Scotland, so I'm gonna assume you are just taking exception to something I said & are trying to cancel me (typical ❄️ reaction lol) whatever
And for the world, no doubt.
@@anitawebster9450 sounded like a bot comment. The weird capitalisation of certain words.
@TheSuperappelflap
WHY do you call her a bot? Bcuz you don't like what she said? You MAGAts are all the same.
Jon's such a treasure, you couldn't ever get tired of the man 💜 Thanks for making us laugh, and keeping us laughing, Jon Stewart!
As always Jon hits every single nail on the head.
Yep, even the tax fraud he committed.
From the perspective of a European scout, it's crazy that america's scout organization was gender specific for such a long time. In Finnland our "girl scouts" and "boy scouts" combined in the 70's
In practice they still are, Girl Scouts is a separate organization and just because girls /can/ join what was the boy scouts doesn't mean the local troops necessarily welcome them.
In the USA, the equal rights amendment was not ratified in the 1970s-1981. Richard Nixon was not the biggest scandal. And Ronnie reagan power grab by co- opting churchliers led to downfall of morality in much of 🇺🇸
Do they still have a badge for 100 confirmed Russians?
Boys still can't join the girl scouts.w
In Luxembourg they merged in 1994. Finnland is ahead of things by 20 years even in europe.
Death To Smoochie is one of my favorite comedies of all time. Never be ashamed of that incredible movie.
It's a comedy masterpiece. The cast is extraordinary. "Heil Smoochy!"
I'm Rainbow F*king Randolph!
"It's a rocket ship!" - djt
Super funny!! Robin Williams was the best!!
I'm going on safari mother f*cker, safaaaaaari. *elephant noises*
"GaAArry... Garry? Garry!"
-Garry
Meow
Thank you. I laughed out loud about 20 times, which is my favorite. : )
If only half the country had the education to be able to understand the message John Stewart is conveying..
It's about willingness to understand, not education. And there is no willingness on most people to believe anything that disturbs their version of reality.
Why is it that the educated half of the country has no grasp of the simple concept of irony?
@@Yibambe.Exactly. It's not that they don't know the facts, it's that they ignore them.
We would be lucky.
The hypocrisy is exhausting. Jon points out yet another example.
Thank you Jon for your integrity
It's nice to have John Stewart back. ❤️
I would like to personally thank Newsmax, OAN, and the current republican party for facilitating Jon’s return.
You dumbocrats sure talk about Republicans a lot.
cant forget apple for censuring him
Newsmax can wipe the floor with these idiots any day of the week.
Jon Stewart on Thursday is a gift I didn’t think I would get this week.
Another super show!! Thanks JS and the Daily Show team.
I was a cub-scout, a boy scout, and gave merit badges to eagle scouts, I could not be happier about the direction scouting has gone. Oh, and thanks to encouraging me to learn about my religion, I was able to transition to atheism, and I'm so much happier because of it. Read your Bible, kids!
Boy Scouts was abolished to include gender neutral ideology into the institution. Just say it, John.
Ah yes. An atheist who has to tell the world he is a atheist 😂😂😂😂
A-theists are often the morally highest functioning
Read your Bible. 😂
@@kevwiz369 he did. He pointed out that it happened FIVE YEARS AGO.
I absolutely lost it when he said "don't tell us anymore" LOL
My best line was... "you people are פNIʞƆ∩Ⅎ children... that came out wrong".
thank you john for your sense of humor 😂you really put things into perspective
"and your should've been a doctor" took me out lollll so amusingly delivered too
Absolutely brilliant. I cannot express how much I love and respect Jon Stewart.
So glad he is back, always cuts through to the facts in a brilliant and hilarious way. The only political satirist that can make me laugh outloud. Actually Rick Mercer could too but he's mostly off the media circuit
@@lynnberry169 Like the fact he committed the same "crime" as Donald Trump yet he is above the law?
"Jon Stewart on a THURSDAY?! This can't be right!" was exactly what I thought when I saw the thumbnail right after this was posted lol
me too
When Jon committed tax fraud, that's when I knew I loved him.
They brought back the desk skit 🤣🤣🤣
one of the best deliveries out of john so far out of his second arc, well done my goat its nice to see you finding your groove again
I’m so glad Jon Stewart is back.
This is the only way to process what is happening to this country. Thank you Sir for your service!
High prices are Trump's fault?
That was a completely amazing episode thank you!
You know you guys give me a glimmer of hope. Just a glimmer.
That high five to ted Cruz just shows they don't mean what they say. It's all performance art from people who failed as actors.
Failed is right! That was truly embarrassing.
And continue to fail miserably as legislators!!
Yep, biden is pretty terrible.
Does the fact they won their elections mean they actually succeeded as actors? Or as prostitutes?
@@herb369nichols
Betcha they were all boy scouts (victims) or Leaders (perpretrators).
Check out Teddies poor daughters.
Selective outrage from the right is not a joke, just a sad statement of how petty American politics has become.
Matt Schlapp needs to shut the ʞƆ∩Ⅎ up. Google him Matt Schlapp.
Change petty with PATHETIC and the statement is even more powerful
and how easily angry people can be manipulated especially those with little exposure to people outside of their circles
Not even gonna warrant a response here. Basically every time a debate starts, about anything no matter how potentially neutral a topic is. Republicans turn it into a screaming match and force it into a "left vs right" argument. There's a reason we cant pass any laws without everything being immediately invalidated next election term. Democracy has some pretty glaring flaws and this is one of them.
Wait till you see the left :'D
"That came out wrong"... 😂 masterfully delivered line.
"JEWISH PERSON!" Had me going 🤣
Jon Stewart wakes me up.... to the absurdities of posturing by a political party that has thrown away any compass for clarity.
Finally catching onto the biden campaign?
Kid: "Where did you get that medal, Grandpa?"
Grandpa: "At the battle of gas stoves, sonny!"
The GOP's working hard! 😂
That’s pretty funny! 😂
Thank you for coming back Jon, i really really missed you
That high five was so goofy 🤣
Proud Eagle Scout here: I'm glad that the BSA has taken steps to become more inclusive. Being in the Scouts was one of the better parts of my life, more people should get to experience the great things I was lucky enough to do and learn. Also my sister was a Girl Scout and she HATED it because they never did anything fun like the Boy Scouts did, they never went camping or hiking.
Yeah, but Girl Scouts had the cookies
That makes them 10x better than the Boy Scouts
How do you like being a THEY scout? */S*
@@johnmcevoy3598How do you love your brain worms?
@@revolutioninthedark7048 👈🏼pathetically weak comment. You need to up your game, troll.
At this point the Girl Scouts should just merge with Scouting America so that Scouts don't have to sell popcorns and can sell cookies instead. The cookies are the only thing Girl Scouts did better than BSA.
I need this man in my life so much right now.
"Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion." - Steel Magnolias
i need this man running for oval office. asap.
Relax.
@@Zdashable No chance. Trump is done.
@@Zdashable He's not though is he. He's not crushing anything. He's going to lose again. Everybody knows it.
@@ZdashableMore masturbatory conservative fan fiction.
So happy to have you back.. This world was really hurting without you.
This just proves hush money doesn’t buy what it used to. What has this country become?
I knew the one guy was Jewish the minute he said "you should have been a doctor" 😂
You had me at gas stove 🤣🤣
Dude. John. This is your best episode ever. Applause for you.
Thanks Jon! Thanks to the entire team over at THE DAILY SHOW! 🗽
How long were those 4 men hiding under the desk 😅🤣🤣
9:58 I replayed your transition into the people pleaser 100000000 times