Also, he never acted like he was interested in Bellatrix even though she made no attempt to hide her interest in him. This makes me wonder what other body parts he was missing and what horcrux did they go into? If you look into the main gem in the diadem do you see his dangling bits? 1:06
Well, in the time period Rowena Ravenclaw was alive, “wit” was a euphemism for…something else. And what’s the saying she’s well-known for? “Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure.”
Once levi said summoned a demon dog after mentioning voldy's soul being swiss cheese my mind went to: "Guess Constatine is paying the cheese tax for summoning that demonic pupper" then the cheese tax song just kept repeating in my head
@@villainsupport Probably not, he's more of the dementia prone old evil wizard...the soul damage and whatever else kind of wrecked his head there in more ways than just losing his hair and nose...
@@dragunkod It's still something that kind of feels more wrong to me...like picking on someone crippled...he's like the evil racist granpa with dementia and magic. His before getting blown up in Godrics Hollow is something that is fully doable, but it just kind of feels like compared to everything else, he's not as funny to get dunked on
The issue with picking on an evil racist grandpa is they're just TACKY. Now, Voldemort can legitimately do real damage, unlike a racist grandpa, but there are still SO many issues, it feels...too easy.@@AzraelThanatos
@@noahhobson4521he is an idiot he just keep using avada kedavra on harry even in goblet of fire he could have speedbliz harry and kill him with fiendfyre. Voldemort seriously lacks battle iq
Honestly it is kind of funny that the Harry Potter universe is considered on the lower end of the power scale in terms of supernatural/magical universes on ACME's radar. Especially when Voldy wanders elsewhere and finds himself in way over his head.
i can see a second one of these just from moldybutts perspective calling villan support for assistance getting out of a tree after a demon dog chased him into it.
So we can safely conclude this John Constantine is a non Keanu Reeves version, guessing a Matt Ryan one. As you wouldn't catch me talking this way to anything that even remotely looks like John Wick.
well...the keanu reeves version is merely an exorcist..NOT a full-fledged magus. EITHER version would probably avoid a direct conflict if they could..instead turning the rest of the dark arts community against Voldemort. Goblins would be a prime target. and there ARE vampires in Potterverse, though thier abilities are downplayed significantly. with constantine it's ALL about the loopholes. I'll bet you if he got his hands on ANY of the Horcruxes, he could do some truely WICKED magic to the person they were bonded to. or give said horcruxes to entities who could be convinced to do such things.
@@MitchellTF given Voldemort's RAMPANT racism towards Muggles, allow me to present an alternative scenario. In Harry's family vault are a number of gold coins. It MAY be that next to one particular stack of a VERY particular mint, are a set of instructions and a phone number. Or if you prefer... a certain gold amulet with a bloody thumbprint inside. many wizards would likely miss what the phone number WAS. Harry wouldn't. He makes a call. One week later, John Wick turns up in Knockturn Alley to get supplies. Just becasue he can't use a wand, doens't mean there aren't items he CAN use to get close to a target. Harry might even loan him a certain cloak. Death eaters start turning up with thier wands rammed through thier own eye sockets. as John and harry track down the Horcruxes. Dumbledore keeps everything under the table...and deals with the Table so John can go safely back into retirement after. Becasue why would the world's premier organization of assassins want to go to war with the world's premiere school for Wizards? bad for business all around...even if either side could figure out precicely where the other side was.
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I think personally that the villian supportline giving away personal information of ol' vorty. -And that's why you too should upgrade to the platinum based plan.
I need the villain support side of this call!!! Oh hey Tom, how's it going? There's a muggle inhaling tobacco smoke that isn't oblivious to what's going on around him and isn't afraid of you? Is he wearing a duster? Well you said muggle and he's smoking, so it's not Dresden... You cursed him??? and nothing happened??? Run! That's Constantine and... There's a giant dog??? Aparate out of there, NOW!
Harry almost looking to execute him as a warlock (what law of magic hasn't Constantine broken), the two deciding to work together and Mab trying to call in a favor that Constantine owes her because of course he does.
Deadpool and Constantine? yes, please. Of course, now you've also got the issue of Fluffy 2.0, because you know Hagrid would take that thing in and rename it a heck-puppy.
Oh, I am so getting Cursed at the next villain meet-up after this. The image of teen emo queen Voldy-chan will be stuck in my brain *FOREVER.* Thanks, Levi! Should I start on the curse protection paperwork in advance? Or do I have to fill it out after-cursing only?
The obvious next part is an internal call: "So did Tom Riddle just call?" ... "He's on the line? Being chased by a demon dog, right?" ... "No guess, I just had John Constantine on the line and... that's right." (Any/all of this is free to swipe.)
God now I'd love to hear how a desperate Voldi calls because John is harrassing him, just having fun since the no nose fapper is a nice easy change of pace for our hellblazer. Maybe he even extends that to the deatheaters and dementors just to mess with him even more - just imagine the dementors paniking because now they are the ones getting soulsucked by demons for a change 🤣 Please give us more John xD
@michaeldaniels642 which one is the correct one, though cause some people like Keanu's Constantine and others like the British one, so you have to be specific.
Sooo off topic but a thought... How does Villain Support handle The Doctor? I mean...depending on time frame...he could be a headache...or a temp client...
(Levi) Nope, but it was on my personal channel first because we are trying to get my watch hrs up over there. So you may have seen it over there originally.
Having read Hellblazer, I can say that Voldemorte would really end up regretting fucking with Constantine, being a Hellblazer Villain or even just a random victim in the story is a good way to end up with a fate worse than death
John Constantine himself isn’t even that high on the power scale in the dc universe since his biggest power is actually his manipulation and cunning but he would absolutely solo the entire Harry Potter universe with his basic spells since the occult in dc is absolutely overpowered. John’s methods make even Batman uncomfortable at times so the boy scouts at Hogwarts definitely couldn’t stand or handle John’s antics.
(Levi) He biggest power is being one of the most powerful sorcerers in DC. Give the comic version a Google. He chooses to play the fool because it's part of his abilities, the lucky magician.
@@villainsupport in the original comics before Constantine joined the wider DC universe John wasn’t as powerful as the Homo magi like Zatanna or Zatara and had more of a basic spell skill level but made up for it with his charisma, vast knowledge and connections in the world of the occult, demon blood and being the greatest con man in the world. However when John Constantine got introduced in the wider DC Universe around the new 52 era they made John much more powerful and made him lean more of a good guy than anti hero. The shit he did to his loved one in the original Hellblazer run was diabolical now they just made him more of a Han Solo type as in he’s a rude hero. However after the new 52 they started going more classic Constantine again with simon spurriers Sandman Universe: Hellblazer which is classic Hellblazer and I loved it and the more recent Dead in America run.
kinda want Voldemort to go pick on the Winchester brothers, just cause he had issues with "Harry'Doesn't mean he can't defeat them ...start by putting the impala on fire!
@@villainsupport And *I* am one of those who always gets it wrong. Sorry about that. At least I stopped calling in 'Hero Support'. To quote Alucard from a certain abridged series.... PROGRESS!
Talk about a mismatch. A guy who had a problem killing a baby vs a guy who regularly gets out of literal deals with the Devil. A devil in this case who can light suns.
ehhh...it's situational? Constantine has pulled off some *_utter_* bullshit but his baseline power level is actually pretty low, almost everything he's got is in knowing who he can summon to do what on "you know what? you can make your own profit here easy and do what I need by accident while doing it so just show up and we' both good" terms _and_ being trusted enough for the things he is calling on to take the risk. he makes fast deals or/and matches things to circumstances or/and acts as a conduit for transferring power between parties all while making minimum demands on his own fairly limited reserves of power and has a downright unnatural ability to assess a situation + come up with a list of alterable factors + methods of affecting them + cost analysis of options and (often more to the point) *combinations* of options and throw together an actionable plan and decision tree for when things inevitably go wrong all in a relatively short span of time even compared to the gods and demons and fey he deals with...also pretty good at stalling for time and working on things while he is at it. Dresden actually does a lot of dealmaking/summoning/brokering of his own but he has a LOT more power in his own right and tends to rely on that first even when his plan is to rely on that to give him a chance to interact with the situation and sus things out so he can _eventually_ make a deal and/or summon something to deal with the issue. sooo, yeah, dresden has a higher baseline while constantine has several orders of magnitude higher peak. who would win is almost entirely circumstantial and legitimately up to the writers with no need to ignore a few zeroes like in most crossovers...overall I think I'd give the edge to constantine just for the sheer speed of assessing a situation and developing+enacting a viable working response but practically speaking whoever's system/setting of magic holds greater influence on their environment is going to have a far larger edge and again for once this is _legitimately_ almost entirely within the writer's field of authority without tweaking either character.
@@villainsupport dude... I'm gonna use that next time that intrusive thought hits me... "Tyne is fine." It's a weird thing I have where my brain only recognizes the first thing that I heard as "correct," and it gets pissed off every time someone pronounces something "incorrectly." Been drinking tonight, so I felt the need to "speak out" lol. I appreciate the way you responded to that. On that note, I really love these videos... the predator and borg series(es?) especially. Guy with the beard, you look like you could be my cousins' brother (are you related to Farleys?), which makes it even better for me. Sorry for the heckle
Did they pronounce it wrong in the movie? Did you not see the movie? (It's a funny bit, my brain is just stuttering on it, and now I want to watch the movie 😂)
Crazy!!!! How super powerful Constantine is!!! As even has a Chance to Wield.... Dr. Fate's Helmet!!! And steals Powerful Artifacts!!! Locked up in safety!!!! Super Crazy!!! I thought it was.... Max Payne!!! Matt Damon!!!
Remember.... Don't get it mixed up!! John Wick: Retired Hitman for his Marriage.... The Dog from His Wife. Who died.... Hitman's wife. Ordered a Dog. To Not be alone... Upset about His Wife's Dog... Ohh Noo!!
It's funny how no one really questions why Constantine is a Villain. And he really is. If I somehow got sent to DC, I would 10/10 make a deal with Lucifer Morningstar over John Constantine. No one who trusts or makes a deal with Constantine ever ends up better off. No one.
Just to scratch my pedantic itch, Mouldywarts still had a nose when he interviewed for the DADA position, but didn't when he killed the Potters. It seems like it would be painful if you got so far gone that you were losing body parts. 1:06
Voldy the Moldy here is kinda eh if you think about it. He's hyped up to be this uber powerful wizard, but he couldn't even take over a fucking school, then he died. What chance does he has against John fucking Constantine?
Acme is a big company. John works in Villain Support. Levi works in Member Solutions and takes calls from both Villain Support and Hero Support. Acme also has Hench and Minon Support, Research Divisions, and who knows what else. I wouldn't be surprised if they had a marionette division.
Also, he never acted like he was interested in Bellatrix even though she made no attempt to hide her interest in him.
This makes me wonder what other body parts he was missing and what horcrux did they go into? If you look into the main gem in the diadem do you see his dangling bits? 1:06
This was too funny not to share 🤣 😂 #harrypotter #voldemort
Well, in the time period Rowena Ravenclaw was alive, “wit” was a euphemism for…something else. And what’s the saying she’s well-known for?
“Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure.”
Obviously they went into the diary, cause not once does grown up voldemort show he has the balls to do anything as brazen as that
ask Snape to give back the nose
Now that you describe him as such... Give Voldemort hair, a nose and let him sing and he's a Disney princess
Only if disney buys warner but then yes
And now I want a Voldemort origin story ala “Mean Girls” with Voldy in the Lohan role
Bonus points if it’s a musical
Hepsiba Smith seemed to think he was Prince Charming. 1:06
A shoddily made blonde wig and one of those comical disguise glasses with the oversized eyebrows and nose.
@@lithoorbayushi4805 Even Team Rocket has better disguises
Ok the idea of Constantine and Deadpool being in the same room is genuinely frightening ngl.
Frightening? Or *Fun?* :D
I read that as fingering.@@sleeplesssongbird7625
We just need pinkie pie in there as well just to keep things interesting
@@erikburzinski8248 don't you know that's why Deadpool loves unicorns. He's met Pinky Pie before!
both@@sleeplesssongbird7625
I wonder if Constantine is going to set the demon dog on Voldemort and get all his soul pieces. That would be funny to hear.
I need a follow up to this! I really want to see what Constantine does next and pair him off with others! This is great!
Once levi said summoned a demon dog after mentioning voldy's soul being swiss cheese my mind went to: "Guess Constatine is paying the cheese tax for summoning that demonic pupper" then the cheese tax song just kept repeating in my head
You just killed me😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao omg I am right there with you, I would not have been able to stop from laughing either. I love how much you pick on Voldemort
(Levi) Should voldy be the new borg/predator?
@@villainsupport Probably not, he's more of the dementia prone old evil wizard...the soul damage and whatever else kind of wrecked his head there in more ways than just losing his hair and nose...
@@dragunkod It's still something that kind of feels more wrong to me...like picking on someone crippled...he's like the evil racist granpa with dementia and magic.
His before getting blown up in Godrics Hollow is something that is fully doable, but it just kind of feels like compared to everything else, he's not as funny to get dunked on
The issue with picking on an evil racist grandpa is they're just TACKY. Now, Voldemort can legitimately do real damage, unlike a racist grandpa, but there are still SO many issues, it feels...too easy.@@AzraelThanatos
😆 🤣
Tell Constantine that Voldy tried to kill a baby and missed. I'd actually really like to know his response to that. 😂
Not fair, he did, in fact, hit the baby. It's just things didn't go the way he wanted after the spell hit the baby.
That doesn't make it look any better. If anything it demonstrates more incompetence.@@noahhobson4521
@@noahhobson4521he is an idiot he just keep using avada kedavra on harry even in goblet of fire he could have speedbliz harry and kill him with fiendfyre. Voldemort seriously lacks battle iq
@noahhobson4521 lmao but you see how that's worse right? His spell hit the baby and he still LOST the fight
@@noahhobson4521 ok.. so he "lost a duel against a baby."
Can't fault breaking character here. I heard "demon dog" and immediately imagined Voldemort in Luke Valentine's place in Hellsing Ultimate Abridged!
Honestly it is kind of funny that the Harry Potter universe is considered on the lower end of the power scale in terms of supernatural/magical universes on ACME's radar. Especially when Voldy wanders elsewhere and finds himself in way over his head.
I mean, their most powerful spells are, like, room or MAYBE building destroying at best. They really are rather low scale.
i can see a second one of these just from moldybutts perspective calling villan support for assistance getting out of a tree after a demon dog chased him into it.
I want a follow-up to this, where John is on the line with Voldemort! 😂
Sounds like Voldemort needs to work on his Patronus.
God, the pure glee when you said "swiss cheese" 😂
So we can safely conclude this John Constantine is a non Keanu Reeves version, guessing a Matt Ryan one. As you wouldn't catch me talking this way to anything that even remotely looks like John Wick.
well...the keanu reeves version is merely an exorcist..NOT a full-fledged magus. EITHER version would probably avoid a direct conflict if they could..instead turning the rest of the dark arts community against Voldemort. Goblins would be a prime target. and there ARE vampires in Potterverse, though thier abilities are downplayed significantly. with constantine it's ALL about the loopholes. I'll bet you if he got his hands on ANY of the Horcruxes, he could do some truely WICKED magic to the person they were bonded to. or give said horcruxes to entities who could be convinced to do such things.
...I'm now imagining Voldemort meeting John Wick, blinking...
And apologizing before going about his day.
@@MitchellTF given Voldemort's RAMPANT racism towards Muggles, allow me to present an alternative scenario.
In Harry's family vault are a number of gold coins. It MAY be that next to one particular stack of a VERY particular mint, are a set of instructions and a phone number. Or if you prefer... a certain gold amulet with a bloody thumbprint inside. many wizards would likely miss what the phone number WAS. Harry wouldn't. He makes a call.
One week later, John Wick turns up in Knockturn Alley to get supplies. Just becasue he can't use a wand, doens't mean there aren't items he CAN use to get close to a target. Harry might even loan him a certain cloak. Death eaters start turning up with thier wands rammed through thier own eye sockets. as John and harry track down the Horcruxes. Dumbledore keeps everything under the table...and deals with the Table so John can go safely back into retirement after. Becasue why would the world's premier organization of assassins want to go to war with the world's premiere school for Wizards? bad for business all around...even if either side could figure out precicely where the other side was.
@@alexsolomon8127
Peak fiction.
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We need a follow up, this is gold. The fact WB owns both means this is totally plausible as well.
Oh, I so need to hear the end of that call! What happened after John summoned the demon dog?!?!?!?
Well, i think the bedt way to describe old voldy IS a teenage girl
Voldemort after hearing this: What!?!!?
"Hitler without the redeeming factors."
"Hitler had no redeeming factors."
"...Exactly. Ponder that for a bit."
I think personally that the villian supportline giving away personal information of ol' vorty.
-And that's why you too should upgrade to the platinum based plan.
😂 get him to cough up more money for privacy . That’s evil 😈
when I heard about the demon dog ,I said fetch.
I've watched both sides of this. It's awesome!
Great job, guys.
I need the villain support side of this call!!!
Oh hey Tom, how's it going? There's a muggle inhaling tobacco smoke that isn't oblivious to what's going on around him and isn't afraid of you? Is he wearing a duster? Well you said muggle and he's smoking, so it's not Dresden... You cursed him??? and nothing happened??? Run! That's Constantine and... There's a giant dog??? Aparate out of there, NOW!
Constantine vs Deadpool! A video i want to see even more now
You know what's funny when you said that Constantine summon the demon dog I suddenly had an image of Loona going after Voldemort
Holy moly aaaaahhhhh! Ok thank you I must share that with my girl she introduced me to the show recently.
@@Emperorgonzo1 you're welcome
I am wondering what Constantine and Harry Dresden meeting would be like.
Harry almost looking to execute him as a warlock (what law of magic hasn't Constantine broken), the two deciding to work together and Mab trying to call in a favor that Constantine owes her because of course he does.
15 minutes of trash talk, and a very interesting showdown.
This needs to become a series. It would be awesome.
Deadpool and Constantine in the same room that would be Comedy Gold.
Oh, don't forget that Voldemort also has a locket and a ring. Definitely a teenage girl.
I mean... have you _seen_ 16 year old Tom Riddle? 😂
Still waiting for Willow Rosenberg vs Voldemort.
Admiring your own joke within your own video is actually pretty funny
The character break was absolutely golden 😂
Deadpool and Constantine? yes, please.
Of course, now you've also got the issue of Fluffy 2.0, because you know Hagrid would take that thing in and rename it a heck-puppy.
Just wanted to say that was great really put a smile on my face thanks man.
John would punch Moldy's card with a quickness.
Oh, I am so getting Cursed at the next villain meet-up after this. The image of teen emo queen Voldy-chan will be stuck in my brain *FOREVER.* Thanks, Levi! Should I start on the curse protection paperwork in advance? Or do I have to fill it out after-cursing only?
I mean...Voldemort formed 99% of his Immortality & World Domination Plans in his teens, so... teen emo queen really isn't too far off!
Meme mental image: dog cheese slap with constantine throwing voldemort to his dog
Ahhh😂 Wade and John would be hilarious
I mean, personally, I'd have described him as wizarding Hitler. but that's just me.
a demon dog or a hellhound?
but based on ole' moldy-shorts' soul condition, the canine are likely more to piss on him than dragging the soul.
To eat his soul . Hp wizards can't even kill ghost imagine hellhound 😮
The obvious next part is an internal call:
"So did Tom Riddle just call?"
...
"He's on the line? Being chased by a demon dog, right?"
...
"No guess, I just had John Constantine on the line and... that's right."
(Any/all of this is free to swipe.)
Constantine is the magic equivalent of those characters that arrive and fix the problem, but 50/50 they made it worse.
Not the ending we expected, but the ending we NEEDED!
Existential Threats: I'm sorry. I was bored. .....Still, this should be entertaining.
Constantine is always smoking.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 the description of Voldermort
John totally made a joke about the Vatican in there, didn't he? 😁
The only person that could hang with Constantine is Lucifer Morningstar.
You think he'd clear John's debts with Nergal and company just for a good night on the town with the legendary Hellblazer?
Sebastian from Black Butler also comes to mind. That would be a trio. There would be... tea.
Except he's not overly fond of Constantine.
@@jman5949 That would be a huge problem, yes.
@@jman5949 That is exactly why it would be... interesting. Especially the Tom Ellis version for sure but with all variants to at least some degree.
dead pool and constatine omg do it!!! all you need is loki from the tva appearing between the two
I guess he tried to harass Dresden and he cast a spell of "go bother someone else".
Have you ever thought about Constantine versus either the Winchesters or Crowley?
God now I'd love to hear how a desperate Voldi calls because John is harrassing him, just having fun since the no nose fapper is a nice easy change of pace for our hellblazer. Maybe he even extends that to the deatheaters and dementors just to mess with him even more - just imagine the dementors paniking because now they are the ones getting soulsucked by demons for a change 🤣 Please give us more John xD
I almost feel bad for Voldy...almost.
Who'se a good lil demon dog! Yes you are!
Wait which John Constantine are you talking to Keanu Reeves or the British one
The correct one
@michaeldaniels642 which one is the correct one, though cause some people like Keanu's Constantine and others like the British one, so you have to be specific.
@@bigdaddydudely2002 which one looks like comic Constantine and knows magic like comic Constantine?
@@michaeldaniels642 they did make a comic with Keanu Constantine
@@bigdaddydudely2002 (pinches nose in frustration) the blonde British one
Sooo off topic but a thought... How does Villain Support handle The Doctor? I mean...depending on time frame...he could be a headache...or a temp client...
Compared to the malarkey they have to deal with regarding the marvel and DC multiverses, the Doctor should be a cakewalk.
Voldy needs to stop going after wizards and such from other worlds...
was this a repost cause i remember this whole thing.
(Levi) Nope, but it was on my personal channel first because we are trying to get my watch hrs up over there. So you may have seen it over there originally.
Haven't watched the video yet, I feel so bad for voldy, he's not making it very far.
Is the demon dog an actual demonic canid or a temporarily resurrected marine?
Can you do some warhammer 40k characters?!?!?!
Some actually got Constantine name right.
I'm amazed.
Having read Hellblazer, I can say that Voldemorte would really end up regretting fucking with Constantine, being a Hellblazer Villain or even just a random victim in the story is a good way to end up with a fate worse than death
Is Gary Greene nearby?
John Constantine himself isn’t even that high on the power scale in the dc universe since his biggest power is actually his manipulation and cunning but he would absolutely solo the entire Harry Potter universe with his basic spells since the occult in dc is absolutely overpowered. John’s methods make even Batman uncomfortable at times so the boy scouts at Hogwarts definitely couldn’t stand or handle John’s antics.
(Levi) He biggest power is being one of the most powerful sorcerers in DC. Give the comic version a Google. He chooses to play the fool because it's part of his abilities, the lucky magician.
@@villainsupport in the original comics before Constantine joined the wider DC universe John wasn’t as powerful as the Homo magi like Zatanna or Zatara and had more of a basic spell skill level but made up for it with his charisma, vast knowledge and connections in the world of the occult, demon blood and being the greatest con man in the world. However when John Constantine got introduced in the wider DC Universe around the new 52 era they made John much more powerful and made him lean more of a good guy than anti hero. The shit he did to his loved one in the original Hellblazer run was diabolical now they just made him more of a Han Solo type as in he’s a rude hero. However after the new 52 they started going more classic Constantine again with simon spurriers Sandman Universe: Hellblazer which is classic Hellblazer and I loved it and the more recent Dead in America run.
Must boop the snoot of the demon doggo.
Boop 🐶
kinda want Voldemort to go pick on the Winchester brothers, just cause he had issues with "Harry'Doesn't mean he can't defeat them ...start by putting the impala on fire!
Love the idea but... the impala? That may be too far
Are you sure?He can destroy the car and the homemade pie, that Dean was REALLY looking forward to as well. @@roxyjeankcrow4167
Hero support... doesn't exist. Welcome to Client Services.
(Levi) I am member solutions 😅
@@villainsupport And *I* am one of those who always gets it wrong. Sorry about that. At least I stopped calling in 'Hero Support'. To quote Alucard from a certain abridged series.... PROGRESS!
Talk about a mismatch. A guy who had a problem killing a baby vs a guy who regularly gets out of literal deals with the Devil. A devil in this case who can light suns.
Constantine killed nigh omnipotent demons like trigon, first of fallen
Which curse was it?
What about Constantine vs Harry Dresden?
ehhh...it's situational?
Constantine has pulled off some *_utter_* bullshit but his baseline power level is actually pretty low, almost everything he's got is in knowing who he can summon to do what on "you know what? you can make your own profit here easy and do what I need by accident while doing it so just show up and we' both good" terms _and_ being trusted enough for the things he is calling on to take the risk. he makes fast deals or/and matches things to circumstances or/and acts as a conduit for transferring power between parties all while making minimum demands on his own fairly limited reserves of power and has a downright unnatural ability to assess a situation + come up with a list of alterable factors + methods of affecting them + cost analysis of options and (often more to the point) *combinations* of options and throw together an actionable plan and decision tree for when things inevitably go wrong all in a relatively short span of time even compared to the gods and demons and fey he deals with...also pretty good at stalling for time and working on things while he is at it.
Dresden actually does a lot of dealmaking/summoning/brokering of his own but he has a LOT more power in his own right and tends to rely on that first even when his plan is to rely on that to give him a chance to interact with the situation and sus things out so he can _eventually_ make a deal and/or summon something to deal with the issue.
sooo, yeah, dresden has a higher baseline while constantine has several orders of magnitude higher peak. who would win is almost entirely circumstantial and legitimately up to the writers with no need to ignore a few zeroes like in most crossovers...overall I think I'd give the edge to constantine just for the sheer speed of assessing a situation and developing+enacting a viable working response but practically speaking whoever's system/setting of magic holds greater influence on their environment is going to have a far larger edge and again for once this is _legitimately_ almost entirely within the writer's field of authority without tweaking either character.
Fergus Roderick McLeod vs Mr. Gold from Once Upon a Time
Demon dog, mmmm he look like one but he is gone sorry Harry and I don't mean Dresden. (Godfather) Maybe fluffy.
Is John Constantine a villain? I know he was an antihero, and leans for grey in morality, but an actual villain?
Well he did sell his soul to all three rulers of Hell to cure his cancer and was born a murderer as he starver his healthier twin to death.
This was pretty good, but I got stuck at the beginning... You said "Constantain" instead of "Constantine," and I'm mental lol
(Levi) It's correct. In fact, it used to always be tyne like fine, but now teen and tyne are both canon.
@@villainsupport dude... I'm gonna use that next time that intrusive thought hits me... "Tyne is fine." It's a weird thing I have where my brain only recognizes the first thing that I heard as "correct," and it gets pissed off every time someone pronounces something "incorrectly." Been drinking tonight, so I felt the need to "speak out" lol. I appreciate the way you responded to that. On that note, I really love these videos... the predator and borg series(es?) especially. Guy with the beard, you look like you could be my cousins' brother (are you related to Farleys?), which makes it even better for me. Sorry for the heckle
@@villainsupport I've always used the teen proununciation myself.
(Levi) Nope, no relation
@@villainsupport So the "tyne" version is the correct one. Well shit, the Keanu movie was wrong.
Demon dog, you mean hell hound
Did they pronounce it wrong in the movie? Did you not see the movie? (It's a funny bit, my brain is just stuttering on it, and now I want to watch the movie 😂)
Levi, which version of Constantine is on the phone? Is he the version we get in some of DC's animated movies? Or is this the Keanu Reeves version?
He summoned a demon dog, so he is not the Keanu Reeves version of Constantine.
Matt Ryans
Crazy!!!! How super powerful Constantine is!!! As even has a Chance to Wield.... Dr. Fate's Helmet!!!
And steals Powerful Artifacts!!! Locked up in safety!!!!
Super Crazy!!! I thought it was.... Max Payne!!! Matt Damon!!!
So, souls in the Harry Potter universe like tomatoes?
john just keep an i eye on deadpool he may kill again
Remember.... Don't get it mixed up!!
John Wick: Retired Hitman for his Marriage.... The Dog from His Wife. Who died.... Hitman's wife. Ordered a Dog. To Not be alone... Upset about His Wife's Dog... Ohh Noo!!
It's funny how no one really questions why Constantine is a Villain.
And he really is. If I somehow got sent to DC, I would 10/10 make a deal with Lucifer Morningstar over John Constantine. No one who trusts or makes a deal with Constantine ever ends up better off. No one.
Just to scratch my pedantic itch, Mouldywarts still had a nose when he interviewed for the DADA position, but didn't when he killed the Potters.
It seems like it would be painful if you got so far gone that you were losing body parts. 1:06
Day 1 of asking a random villain against V1 Ultrakill
Voldy the Moldy here is kinda eh if you think about it. He's hyped up to be this uber powerful wizard, but he couldn't even take over a fucking school, then he died. What chance does he has against John fucking Constantine?
What if Constantine met Grindelwald?
Max Payne!!!!
Matt Damon!!!
And Constantine!!!! Work together!!
RIP James McCaffrey. Glad I met him.
Do the reverse where Voldemort calls you bcz Constantine showed up with a demon dog. And don't laugh at your own jokes.
Request video
I want to like the video but there's 666 likes right now and that seems fitting.
(Levi) 😆 🤣
When did Constantine become a villain? More of an antihero
Acme is a big company. John works in Villain Support. Levi works in Member Solutions and takes calls from both Villain Support and Hero Support. Acme also has Hench and Minon Support, Research Divisions, and who knows what else. I wouldn't be surprised if they had a marionette division.
😂😂😂
Tbf I think voldemort would win.
Third? I think
Wasn't expecting this when I typed this xD. Saw the notification while at my desk. Lol
first this time
john just keep an i eye on deadpool he may kill again