-Niece and nephew- Comrades, buy the special now before Uncle Roger get canceled: www.moment.co/mrnigelng Watch with all the niece and nephew together on June 4! Long live the motherland
WOW VERY DANGEROUS SIR! 😠 😠I WILL NEVER GO TO TAIWAN !! 😠BUT THIS WHY IM SO LUCKY LIVE IN SUPER INDIA THE CLEANEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇮🇳🤗 , WE NEVER SCAM! WE GIVE RESPECT TO ALL WOMEN THEY CAN WALK SAFELY ALONE AT NIGHT AND WE HAVE CLEAN FOOD AND TOILET EVERYWHERE 🇮🇳🤗🚽, I KNOW MANY POOR PEOPLE JEALOUS WITH SUPER RICH INDIA 🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳
Talking about China is nothing lol, try to make joke about Juice or that middle eastern country that starts with i and more war crimes than the majority of modern countries
Taiwan is not Thailand. The official name of Taiwan is Republic of China. Most of the ancestors of the residents of Taiwan were from China, and they had a nasty history of killing the native Taiwanese. The reginal leader of Taiwan has a suspicious PhD. There you go, hope the amount of laughter can last for a while. You're welcome 😊 隔壁老王留
Chinese niece find it so hilarious! Feel sorry that cannot watch your weejio inside the firewall, but you have our respect! You're a rel uncle! Love u!
WOW VERY DANGEROUS SIR! 😠 😠 BUT THIS WHY IM SO LUCKY LIVE IN SUPER INDIA THE CLEANEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇮🇳🤗 , WE NEVER SCAM! WE GIVE RESPECT TO ALL WOMEN THEY CAN WALK SAFELY ALONE AT NIGHT AND WE HAVE CLEAN FOOD AND TOILET EVERYWHERE 🇮🇳🤗🚽, I KNOW MANY POOR PEOPLE JEALOUS WITH SUPER RICH INDIA 🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳
As a Chinese niece, I actually accepted this joke and so did some Chinese (unfortunately not all). But I do hope people can distinguish between the people and the government, don’t discriminate us because of the government 😂😂
Twitter n Facebook has ban Chinese blogger, Scholars or anyone who has the decency to speak the truth left right centre upside down. Yet he got banned on Weibo which is one platform only, His bilibili and douyin is fine.
Did u know he tried so hard on chinese social media to he famous to earn money there but in the end he still couldn't make it, so i take his this move as a farewell of that trying. lets be realistic, smart influencer like him make every move to let u see, are based above sth.
@@clement3350 as long as there are no more invasions and threats from that "real country",the people on the island have no needs to claim it as a country😅 since it works as a country already. Just to let you know the needs to claim it self as a country and compares everything with "real country" is due to the need to defending the threats from "real country",that it. It's all because real country Works as big bully to all the other countries, this what you deserve😊😊 bullied by state now, how do you feel then?
Nigel, as a fellow Malaysian and as someone who has stayed in China before, you have my respect and support. For such a sensitive topic, you have manage it well. Keep up the good work!
WOW VERY DANGEROUS SIR! 😠 😠I WILL NEVER GO TO TAIWAN !! 😠BUT THIS WHY IM SO LUCKY LIVE IN SUPER INDIA THE CLEANEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇮🇳🤗 , WE NEVER SCAM! WE GIVE RESPECT TO ALL WOMEN THEY CAN WALK SAFELY ALONE AT NIGHT AND WE HAVE CLEAN FOOD AND TOILET EVERYWHERE 🇮🇳🤗🚽, I KNOW MANY POOR PEOPLE JEALOUS WITH SUPER RICH INDIA 🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳
of course its okay man! its a freaking joke man. humor brings people together. if someone gets butt hurt cuz of a joke, then that says enough about the person it self
WOW VERY DANGEROUS SIR! 😠 😠 BUT THIS WHY IM SO LUCKY LIVE IN SUPER INDIA THE CLEANEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇮🇳🤗 , WE NEVER SCAM! WE GIVE RESPECT TO ALL WOMEN THEY CAN WALK SAFELY ALONE AT NIGHT AND WE HAVE CLEAN FOOD AND TOILET EVERYWHERE 🇮🇳🤗🚽, I KNOW MANY POOR PEOPLE JEALOUS WITH SUPER RICH INDIA 🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳
I was about to say "whoa uncle roger, you're going to go there?" But he did it in just the right way that in the end, everyone laughs. So mission accomplished.
WOW VERY DANGEROUS SIR! 😠 😠 BUT THIS WHY IM SO LUCKY LIVE IN SUPER INDIA THE CLEANEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇮🇳🤗 , WE NEVER SCAM! WE GIVE RESPECT TO ALL WOMEN THEY CAN WALK SAFELY ALONE AT NIGHT AND WE HAVE CLEAN FOOD AND TOILET EVERYWHERE 🇮🇳🤗🚽, I KNOW MANY POOR PEOPLE JEALOUS WITH SUPER RICH INDIA 🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳
WOW VERY DANGEROUS SIR! 😠 😠I WILL NEVER GO TO TAIWAN !! 😠BUT THIS WHY IM SO LUCKY LIVE IN SUPER INDIA THE CLEANEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇮🇳🤗 , WE NEVER SCAM! WE GIVE RESPECT TO ALL WOMEN THEY CAN WALK SAFELY ALONE AT NIGHT AND WE HAVE CLEAN FOOD AND TOILET EVERYWHERE 🇮🇳🤗🚽, I KNOW MANY POOR PEOPLE JEALOUS WITH SUPER RICH INDIA 🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳
@@indiasuperclean6969 Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants. Grass The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These three families are not closely related but all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style. The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others. Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow very tall, such as Bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales. Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.[2] This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion). Contents Evolution of grass Edit Graminoids include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves).[3] Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.[4] Grass and people Edit Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow. People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer. Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover roofs, and to weave baskets. Language Edit In English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example: "The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else." "Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something". "A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others. All flesh is grass: Old Testament book of Isaiah, chapter 40, verses 6-8. Grass is a slang term for cannabis (pot, weed, or marijuana). References Edit Chapman G.P. & Peat W.E. 1992. An introduction to the grasses. Oxford: CAB Internat. Cheplick G.P. 1998. Population biology of grasses. Cambridge University Press. Piperno, Doris E. & Sues, Hans-Dieter 2010. Dinosaurs dined on grass. Science. 310 (5751), pp. 1126-1128. Soderstrom T.R. et al (eds) 1987. Grass systematics and evolution. Smithsonian Institution Press, Washington, D.C. Related pages Edit Grassland Cereals Bamboo Thatching Last edited 2 days ago by MathXplore RELATED PAGES Poaceae family of monocotyledonous plants Juncaceae family of plants Grassland area with vegetation dominated by grasses
Recently brought my ticket for the Haiyaa Special. Watched it and thought it was hilarious! 😄 Thank you for a great show. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Love this clip of the show. 😂😂🤣 When the nephew says he it's ok he got Express VPN. Very fuiyoh!! 😄❤️
I've checked Bilibili about this "incident" and, to my surprise, a lot of Chinese netizens found it funny and liked the joke. Sime even became a fan of him after it. I think Chinese netizens are getting more rational nowadays, which is a good thing.
As a long time audience in China I have to say thanks to the paranoia currently in China’s web society that Uncle gets cancelled but I wanna say this clip is epic and I laugh out loud 😂
I love the reactions from the crowd in this piece. Also his accent and those repetitions of the phrases. Such a good piece because it dares to make fun of such a serious topic.
As a Taiwanese, I am really glad to see someone can make jokes about this topic publicly without self-censoring and other stuff. I respect Uncle Roger. Edit: Wow wow, I don't know I would get these many replies and likes. But anyway, I am proud of being a Taiwanese no matter how other people think. Btw, did I mention Taiwan as a nation in the original comment? I don't think so. People in the replies, you have to think about why are you so sensitive to this topic lol.
I don’t watch uncle rogers like videos and I’m not subscribed but every now and then I’ll come across alittle short on UA-cam and I do nothing but laugh I would loooooove for him to come to Las Vegas. Holy hell dude he slaps
Although the uncle has been sealed, but as a mainland Chinese feel that this scale of Uncle Roger's mastery is very subtle, both sides of the people can let out a laugh. I think this is Uncle Roger as a more pure Chinese really understand the two sides of the talent can make the scene response.
lol. bunch of ppl just have no idea about what is a "scoial credit" in China. And simply using the biased view from those anti-china propaganda. Social credit is apply when you borrowed money legally from crediter such as bank etc, and refuse to pay back by contract, offen can be seen from company lending or constructors borrows for project development, sometimes it related to fraud offences, that is when the social credit comes out, which means people who is responsible for pay back the money, such as company director etc, they will get a notice from Court, to stop or limit their ability to use public transport like plane or trains (so they cannot running away or go oversea), as well as their future ability to lend more money from bank (unless they clear all the overdue liability). --- So keep lying and misunderstand this topic as long as you happy
For those who don'tr know, Uncle Roger's account on Chinese social medias like Weibo and Bilibili all have been suspended or banned for "Inappropriate statements.” China finished the standup show with Uncle Roger and even brought it to a higher level. RIP.🤣🤣🤣
When did his accounts get banned? Right after this show? Lol 🤣 why is China like that tho? Comedians don't exist in China? Sometimes it's ok to joke around
@@AMin-zn1br oh there are plenty of comedians that doesnt talk about these topics, and there are plenty that do too. and a lot of the times, it's actually the viewers that were mad about these jokes and actively spam reports on the contents that draw attention that eventually led to accounts banned, because believe it or not, the government doesnt have the ability oversee every bit of detail in an internet that consists of 1/5 of the world's population, but unfortunately, some people go the extend to actively look for and campaign for content like this to be banned.
@@maxheat3279 True, but that's just a format. They still need to be careful about the contents😢. Nowadays nearly all the Xiangsheng performed on the Spring Festival Saga must be "positive energy"; essentially, they either need to praise the government, or to live happily ever after for the ending. Younger Chinese people are not taking this BS anymore though, and many are not watching that show (which is almost a spring festival tradition) anymore.
-Niece and nephew- Comrades, buy the special now before Uncle Roger get canceled: www.moment.co/mrnigelng
Watch with all the niece and nephew together on June 4! Long live the motherland
i have no money 😢
Can you review my fried rice pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
@MoussaCooks Fuioh fried rice
@mrnigelng @MoussaCooks his fried rice is haiaaa
@uncleroger , can you prove to @Earth Gaming that my fried rice isn’t bad? 😣
Uncle Roger got balls to tell this joke. You deserve the UNCLE title !!
Now, I support him more than ever!
WOW VERY DANGEROUS SIR! 😠 😠I WILL NEVER GO TO TAIWAN !! 😠BUT THIS WHY IM SO LUCKY LIVE IN SUPER INDIA THE CLEANEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇮🇳🤗 , WE NEVER SCAM! WE GIVE RESPECT TO ALL WOMEN THEY CAN WALK SAFELY ALONE AT NIGHT AND WE HAVE CLEAN FOOD AND TOILET EVERYWHERE 🇮🇳🤗🚽, I KNOW MANY POOR PEOPLE JEALOUS WITH SUPER RICH INDIA 🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳
It's got a nice ring to it. Uncle Uncle Roger.
@@indiasuperclean6969the exact opposite of real india
@@adnanassaf350 ok no thats too far
I respect any comedian that has no boundaries or fear 😂
im gay
@@TheShredFaster Good for you. :D Top, bottom or switch is the real question tho. :P
Sometimes having no boundaries get you a hard slap though 😂
You should be careful.
Talking about China is nothing lol, try to make joke about Juice or that middle eastern country that starts with i and more war crimes than the majority of modern countries
This might be the first time when I heard we weren’t a real country and I just laughed out loud.
Your niece from Taiwan🇹🇼
你的宪法仍然是中国民国，你的政府仍然叫中国民国政府，所以你们仍然需要宣布独立，这点都不知道？洗脑太严重了
Taiwan is not Thailand. The official name of Taiwan is Republic of China. Most of the ancestors of the residents of Taiwan were from China, and they had a nasty history of killing the native Taiwanese. The reginal leader of Taiwan has a suspicious PhD.
There you go, hope the amount of laughter can last for a while. You're welcome 😊
隔壁老王留
😂
@@Vinedwall+50 social credit
@@VinedwallKeep grinding that social credit, comrade 😎🙏🇨🇳🗣️💯🔥🔥🔥
I am a Taiwanese, I laughed loudly at “Taiwan is not a real country” part. 🤣🤣🤣
Why is it funny?
@@dumptrucktractorbuckethead5595not all Taiwanese. He’s the special one.
he laughed because he understood the joke -- don't forget, the cell phone is listening!!
If the joke is funny, you just laugh, don't let the laughter have boundaries.(bad english translate by google 😀）
@@pengkunlv6559 your translation is on point
As a Taiwanese I must say Uncle Roger used a very clever way to handle this topic. Both sides can interpret the jokes in their favor. Fuiyoh!
He is banned already 😂
已经被封啦
You are so naive
He is cancelled in China 🇨🇳
@@siyuezhang5814 沒有自由民主講話還那麼大聲的嗎 笑死我了
I can’t believe he successfully pulled off a joke on “one China”. This is epic.
...or "Taiwan is not a real country" .😂
Lucky he is in Malaysia not China. Otherwise, he will be "disappeared". Lol!
@@classiccasualgaming Lol... that's unlikely.
yeah！this is so epic. hahahahahaha
If you don't know, there's a feud between Taiwan & China, Hong Kong & China.
You joke about China and Taiwan 🇹🇼 and only China canceled you lol
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-999999999 social credit
Im Chinese and this was funny as shit
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@@GhostOfParisMiami hahahha
Chinese niece find it so hilarious! Feel sorry that cannot watch your weejio inside the firewall, but you have our respect! You're a rel uncle! Love u!
real
You don't have express vpn? 😅
Uncle Roger is getting 999+ points for social credit.
I know it's joke, but do you guys realize actually there is no such thing "social credit"? Totally western lie.
@Amyla 🙈 bot
Social credit ? Historic credit it is the same !
Is the social credit system a real thing
@@hepsima yes it is very similar to credit history in the states . May be more elaborated but not as most people think
Uncle Roger actually got cancelled by China 😂😂😂
WOW VERY DANGEROUS SIR! 😠 😠 BUT THIS WHY IM SO LUCKY LIVE IN SUPER INDIA THE CLEANEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇮🇳🤗 , WE NEVER SCAM! WE GIVE RESPECT TO ALL WOMEN THEY CAN WALK SAFELY ALONE AT NIGHT AND WE HAVE CLEAN FOOD AND TOILET EVERYWHERE 🇮🇳🤗🚽, I KNOW MANY POOR PEOPLE JEALOUS WITH SUPER RICH INDIA 🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳
@MonsterDilf I think his brain is stuck
What? India been a clean country. slums, the gap between rich - poor and street food is never clean
@@indiasuperclean6969 Bro chill I am from India too
@@indiasuperclean6969 Have you solved your sewage issue yet? Or people shitting along train tracks?
As a Chinese niece, I actually accepted this joke and so did some Chinese (unfortunately not all). But I do hope people can distinguish between the people and the government, don’t discriminate us because of the government 😂😂
@@hanslu9706What in God's name are you saying?
@@hanslu9706💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@hanslu9706feel free to talk shit about my gov and my country, I hav no bad feelings at all 😁😁
The real joke is that he really did get cancelled by China now for "violating relevant laws and regulations"! 😂
I know they have laws on the one china policy but he literally didn't say anything against it hahaahahah
Twitter n Facebook has ban Chinese blogger, Scholars or anyone who has the decency to speak the truth left right centre upside down. Yet he got banned on Weibo which is one platform only, His bilibili and douyin is fine.
@@tanseelee3381 nope bilibili is banned also
Did u know he tried so hard on chinese social media to he famous to earn money there but in the end he still couldn't make it, so i take his this move as a farewell of that trying. lets be realistic, smart influencer like him make every move to let u see, are based above sth.
@@findoc9282 lol famous enough to be canceled but not famous enough to make money? Chinese social media must be paying really little
Taiwanese people laugh because they know it's a joke, while Chinese people laugh because they believe it's true.
Japanese people sour because Uncle Roger telling the truth
You Taiwanese excellent people ! Always comparing to others, make you feel soooo proud of yourselves ! Just EXCELLENT!
And a Japanese person pretends they know anything about how Taiwanese or mainland Chinese people think 😂
@@clement3350 as long as there are no more invasions and threats from that "real country",the people on the island have no needs to claim it as a country😅 since it works as a country already.
Just to let you know the needs to claim it self as a country and compares everything with "real country" is due to the need to defending the threats from "real country",that it.
It's all because real country
Works as big bully to all the other countries, this what you deserve😊😊 bullied by state now, how do you feel then?
超級中肯XDDDD
Nigel, as a fellow Malaysian and as someone who has stayed in China before, you have my respect and support. For such a sensitive topic, you have manage it well. Keep up the good work!
WOW VERY DANGEROUS SIR! 😠 😠I WILL NEVER GO TO TAIWAN !! 😠BUT THIS WHY IM SO LUCKY LIVE IN SUPER INDIA THE CLEANEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇮🇳🤗 , WE NEVER SCAM! WE GIVE RESPECT TO ALL WOMEN THEY CAN WALK SAFELY ALONE AT NIGHT AND WE HAVE CLEAN FOOD AND TOILET EVERYWHERE 🇮🇳🤗🚽, I KNOW MANY POOR PEOPLE JEALOUS WITH SUPER RICH INDIA 🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳
@@indiasuperclean6969 funny loh
@@indiasuperclean6969 hahaha~身為台灣人喜歡你的幽默
@@indiasuperclean6969 I know you’re Chinese
@@indiasuperclean6969 HAHAHA india street food is very clean (not)🤣🤣🤣🤣
Taiwanese here!
“I hope you join the mother land” make me laugh to the ground. 😂😂😂😂
As a non-Chinese I just hope it’s ok for me to laugh because this man is funny
It's never a boundary to laugh at the CCP, shits a circus
Its uncle roger, you definitely can
Not a real joke😂
of course its okay man! its a freaking joke man. humor brings people together. if someone gets butt hurt cuz of a joke, then that says enough about the person it self
As a Taiwanese it’s a nice joke to me also
Uncle Roger isnt 90 percent water, hes 100 percent comedy
WOW VERY DANGEROUS SIR! 😠 😠 BUT THIS WHY IM SO LUCKY LIVE IN SUPER INDIA THE CLEANEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇮🇳🤗 , WE NEVER SCAM! WE GIVE RESPECT TO ALL WOMEN THEY CAN WALK SAFELY ALONE AT NIGHT AND WE HAVE CLEAN FOOD AND TOILET EVERYWHERE 🇮🇳🤗🚽, I KNOW MANY POOR PEOPLE JEALOUS WITH SUPER RICH INDIA 🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳
@@indiasuperclean6969 ???
@@indiasuperclean6969 bot
@@indiasuperclean6969False
@indiasuperclean6969, that's not 100 true
I was about to say "whoa uncle roger, you're going to go there?"
But he did it in just the right way that in the end, everyone laughs. So mission accomplished.
The opposite of how white dictators would
WOW VERY DANGEROUS SIR! 😠 😠 BUT THIS WHY IM SO LUCKY LIVE IN SUPER INDIA THE CLEANEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇮🇳🤗 , WE NEVER SCAM! WE GIVE RESPECT TO ALL WOMEN THEY CAN WALK SAFELY ALONE AT NIGHT AND WE HAVE CLEAN FOOD AND TOILET EVERYWHERE 🇮🇳🤗🚽, I KNOW MANY POOR PEOPLE JEALOUS WITH SUPER RICH INDIA 🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳
@@indiasuperclean6969 what the-
@@indiasuperclean6969 We have indian toilets everywheren in Australia, just bring a shovel and dig a hole, you have an indian toilet.
@@tasen25iguess48 That's why you shouldn't smoke too much
确实是很好的脱口秀演员，边界踩得非常准，感觉被调侃了而不是被冒犯了😂
lmao
Getting cancelled by China is a badge of honor💀
Keep up the good work Uncle Roger - tell it like it is, with no censorship
This is so hilarious 😂😂 Congratulations for being banned in China
WOW VERY DANGEROUS SIR! 😠 😠I WILL NEVER GO TO TAIWAN !! 😠BUT THIS WHY IM SO LUCKY LIVE IN SUPER INDIA THE CLEANEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇮🇳🤗 , WE NEVER SCAM! WE GIVE RESPECT TO ALL WOMEN THEY CAN WALK SAFELY ALONE AT NIGHT AND WE HAVE CLEAN FOOD AND TOILET EVERYWHERE 🇮🇳🤗🚽, I KNOW MANY POOR PEOPLE JEALOUS WITH SUPER RICH INDIA 🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳
Loll it’s like a blue tick on Instagram…now uncle is famous enough to risk a country…YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
@@indiasuperclean6969 Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.
Grass
The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These three families are not closely related but all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.
The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.
Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow very tall, such as Bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales.
Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.[2] This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion).
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Evolution of grass
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Graminoids include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves).[3] Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.[4]
Grass and people
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Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow.
People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer.
Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover roofs, and to weave baskets.
Language
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In English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example:
"The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else."
"Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something".
"A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others.
All flesh is grass: Old Testament book of Isaiah, chapter 40, verses 6-8.
Grass is a slang term for cannabis (pot, weed, or marijuana).
References
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Chapman G.P. & Peat W.E. 1992. An introduction to the grasses. Oxford: CAB Internat.
Cheplick G.P. 1998. Population biology of grasses. Cambridge University Press.
Piperno, Doris E. & Sues, Hans-Dieter 2010. Dinosaurs dined on grass. Science. 310 (5751), pp. 1126-1128.
Soderstrom T.R. et al (eds) 1987. Grass systematics and evolution. Smithsonian Institution Press, Washington, D.C.
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Bamboo
Thatching
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family of plants
Grassland
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😂😂😂
@@indiasuperclean6969nice joke
Uncle Roger: “Uncle Roger gonna get cancelled after tonight."
[You-Know-Who]: "As you wish."
Recently brought my ticket for the Haiyaa Special. Watched it and thought it was hilarious! 😄 Thank you for a great show. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Love this clip of the show. 😂😂🤣 When the nephew says he it's ok he got Express VPN. Very fuiyoh!! 😄❤️
I've checked Bilibili about this "incident" and, to my surprise, a lot of Chinese netizens found it funny and liked the joke. Sime even became a fan of him after it. I think Chinese netizens are getting more rational nowadays, which is a good thing.
As a Taiwanese nephew, I love Uncle Roger's standup show and his creativity.
It's so funny 😆
As a long time audience in China I have to say thanks to the paranoia currently in China’s web society that Uncle gets cancelled but I wanna say this clip is epic and I laugh out loud 😂
Good! At least some ppl have humour left
Whats the comments like when this clip came out though
C.C.P country.
I love the fact these two Chinese dudes accepted the joke than most people in China today
Of course, dude!
1:15 "uncle roger gonna get cancelled after tonight"
well, that was quite a prediction.
在中国喜剧演员被封杀后不久，罗杰叔叔特意截取了该片段单独投稿。
此为何意？我想这既是抗议，也是声援。
风骨如此，无需多言。
I love the reactions from the crowd in this piece. Also his accent and those repetitions of the phrases. Such a good piece because it dares to make fun of such a serious topic.
it's because of this video, Uncle roger. that you are really an uncle now, in our hearts.
good shit bro. we all got ur back!
R.I.P
As a Taiwanese, I am really glad to see someone can make jokes about this topic publicly without self-censoring and other stuff. I respect Uncle Roger.
Edit: Wow wow, I don't know I would get these many replies and likes. But anyway, I am proud of being a Taiwanese no matter how other people think.
Btw, did I mention Taiwan as a nation in the original comment? I don't think so. People in the replies, you have to think about why are you so sensitive to this topic lol.
"Taiwanese" is not a nationality. You are an autonomous region of the PRC.
Uncle Roger doesn’t need the Chinese Market
@@ammanus356 Chinese is also not a nationality you idiot. PRC is YOUR nationality.
@@ammanus356 PRC過去不曾，現在沒有，未來也很難做到這件事。
Hell naw bro u got bots💀💀💀 taiwan💯💯
I died when that nephew said that express vpn thing 🤣
So did I. So funny!
The funniest part is, he really got cancelled in China because of this
One of the funniest things i have seen in a while
uncle roger is just peak comedy
bro spam bots
@@verysussy420 fr they are so annoying
@@Rai05 ikr
Quaran
yes
Glad to see people from both Taiwan and West Taiwan not getting offended in this comment section.
Welcome to the “ruhua” Family
I don’t watch uncle rogers like videos and I’m not subscribed but every now and then I’ll come across alittle short on UA-cam and I do nothing but laugh
I would loooooove for him to come to Las Vegas. Holy hell dude he slaps
Support Uncle Roger from Malaysia ❤️❤️🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾
As a Chinese, I just laughed loudly.🤣
拿无知当有趣，可悲😅
social points reducing
@@user-sm9pi5nb5v 需要督工的批准？
@@user-sm9pi5nb5v 你才是拿無知當有趣 超級可悲
@@user-sm9pi5nb5v 可怜。不知道什么是天赋人权。可怜，什么是民主社会。你只适合在劳改所
As a Taiwanese, I can confirm that Uncle Roger won’t get cancelled!
Although the uncle has been sealed, but as a mainland Chinese feel that this scale of Uncle Roger's mastery is very subtle, both sides of the people can let out a laugh. I think this is Uncle Roger as a more pure Chinese really understand the two sides of the talent can make the scene response.
Taiwanese here. Uncle Roger’s so good that even though Taiwan got roasted I still find it funny.
bro he roast two country at once😂
He really only roasted China overlords
@@Berryations yea bro
@@Berryations Watch your mouth or you'll get disappear
@@riji7513 yea bro china will find everyone china only want good stuff
Uncle Roger's Social Credit just went up +100000000 😊👍
Nah I say 100000000000+
If only getting my credit score up was that easy 😢
@@donovan4222 lmao fr
Bro got banned on every Chinese social media that he has a acc on. Surely he isn't getting any social credits atm
lol. bunch of ppl just have no idea about what is a "scoial credit" in China. And simply using the biased view from those anti-china propaganda. Social credit is apply when you borrowed money legally from crediter such as bank etc, and refuse to pay back by contract, offen can be seen from company lending or constructors borrows for project development, sometimes it related to fraud offences, that is when the social credit comes out, which means people who is responsible for pay back the money, such as company director etc, they will get a notice from Court, to stop or limit their ability to use public transport like plane or trains (so they cannot running away or go oversea), as well as their future ability to lend more money from bank (unless they clear all the overdue liability). --- So keep lying and misunderstand this topic as long as you happy
And you won my subscription. 😅 Hilarious.
They're all listening? They are listening!
This is incredible! Do you need an opener？😁
Uncle Roger is hilarious 😂😂😂.
Fuiyoh 😂😂😂 you must come to South Africa
It just Comedy guys
Just Comedy
Dont limit the Comedy
For those who don'tr know, Uncle Roger's account on Chinese social medias like Weibo and Bilibili all have been suspended or banned for "Inappropriate statements.” China finished the standup show with Uncle Roger and even brought it to a higher level. RIP.🤣🤣🤣
wtf lmao. for real?
@@carlosvaldez3093 i just checked his bilibili account, it has been suspendedXDDDDDD
When did his accounts get banned? Right after this show?
Lol 🤣 why is China like that tho? Comedians don't exist in China? Sometimes it's ok to joke around
玻璃心is real
@@AMin-zn1br oh there are plenty of comedians that doesnt talk about these topics, and there are plenty that do too. and a lot of the times, it's actually the viewers that were mad about these jokes and actively spam reports on the contents that draw attention that eventually led to accounts banned, because believe it or not, the government doesnt have the ability oversee every bit of detail in an internet that consists of 1/5 of the world's population, but unfortunately, some people go the extend to actively look for and campaign for content like this to be banned.
虽然我英文一般，但是看着还挺搞笑的。笑着笑着也哭了，中国人想要上外网都是需要VPN和宽带专线审核的。每个人被摄像头环绕，失踪的人口很久也没能找到。😮💨
人的一生避免不了出生、死亡和辱华。
omg so hilarious😂😂😂 legend fr
Taiwanese:🤣🤣🤣
Chinese:😳😦😠😡🤬
as a Taiwanese, I have to tell you guys that there's a saying in our nation, and it's also a trilogy of life :
1. born
2. humiliate China
3. died
not a real country
人生逃不开的三件事：出生，辱华，死亡😂
@@bravo_cj 感謝翻譯哈哈哈哈哈 you know me
@@whocarestw 这句“you know me”让我怀疑你听过《恼羞了》😂
又tm反串装台湾人😂
Purchased plus the after party! Can't wait!
You just disappeared from china social media lmfao
; ages like wine.
Read about Uncle Roger pissing off China on CNN😂😂 If you're not getting banned from China you ain't doing it right!
Uncle Roger is so funny lol. It was nice meeting Nephew Nigel yesterday, thank you for taking time out of your evening for a photo Nephew Nigel.
I'm failing to see how this is funny. Literally the same old social credit joke that died off few years ago.
@@luis-alberto. And I fail to see the problem with it Haiya!
sorry uncle roger,
you got cancelled
Taiwan always welcomes you
Love your clip ! Keep it going !
本来很喜欢Uncle的，结果现在乳了，那更喜欢了🤣
As a Chinese from mainland China, I hope there will be real comedian shows one day in mainland China
Don't you have the same thing? It's just rebranded as xiangsheng lmao
@@maxheat3279 had in jail now
@@maxheat3279 True, but that's just a format. They still need to be careful about the contents😢. Nowadays nearly all the Xiangsheng performed on the Spring Festival Saga must be "positive energy"; essentially, they either need to praise the government, or to live happily ever after for the ending.
Younger Chinese people are not taking this BS anymore though, and many are not watching that show (which is almost a spring festival tradition) anymore.
There's though.... But it's not well know as Uncle Roger
As what I knew was few days ago a celebrity 'House' just got banned and punishment because insulted the PLA 作风优良，能打胜仗lol
He uses his cancellation for promotion. What a madlad!
Taiwanese here. I love the joke😂
Just love this!! Hope one day I would be your audience under the stage❤ 爱来自瓷器
The nephew saying I use expressVPN 😂 good one
Taiwan has been a country for 112 years😊 its called Republic of China❤. Nigel handled this very well.
From the "Not country", I replay and laugh many times lol
China banned uncle‘s bilibili channel 😂😂😂 Chinese government has a glass heart that anyone can not criticize🤣🤣🤣
Excited for the tour to be released and I’ve bought my ticket. FUIYOH!!!
1:15 so uncle Roger already predicted his cancellation 😅
682 Chinese Social Ministers (and their staff) watched this clip.
As a Taiwanese I really love the clip😂
as a what?
@@drog911_ Taiwan, Chinaese*
@@drog911_ Taiwanese = Person born in Taiwan
@@gdtargetvn2418 its a joke that involes social credit
@@drog911_ dont see the joke here
boooooooooooooo
Just bought a ticket to enjoy the show~ Thanks for bringing lots of laughter when the world (and me) needs it... Fuiyoh!
What an awesome talk show😂😂
1:15 He was right 😂😂
An update: Uncle Roger really got banded on his Chinese social media🫥
This clearly shows what 玻璃心 is
@@eddy5380 笑死
China now bans uncle Roger, Fuiyoh😆😆😆
Freedom my A%$$$
Bro found unlimited social credit exploit that the server need to ban him
So refreshing to watch this as a diaspora Tibetan, thank you Uncle Roger!
@蔡English Yes, it broaden my horizons, and gained different perspectives on life, kinda blessing in disguise if you will.
You're a Chef and Comedian at the same time. What a talent bro.
Uncle Roger you are too brilliant...❤
Love and support your content ❤❤❤
This is…..HYSTERICAL! ❤❤❤❤
And you got cancelled….Jesus….we love you!!
I am a Chinese in Beijing, but I see the show through VPN😊
哈哈，我看到他的表情我笑了
Express vpn? 😂
Hahahaha. News came out that your Weibo got cancelled.
This aged really well... The phones were listening>.
Haha, China hate uncle Rogor says Taiwan isn't a country...means China thinks Taiwan is a real country lol 😂
Great show man!
Yoo this was super fun Keep the good work my boy
He pushes the boundaries in all the right places and all the right ways.
身為台灣人，聽到那段"台灣不是國家"我真的笑出來😂 這麼敏感的東西都可以這麼幽默的表達😂 喜歡❤
一段表演，在中國被封殺，在台灣卻可以跟著一起哈哈大笑，這就是區別🇹🇼Taiwan is not a part of china🇹🇼
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this makes the difference. he made fun on both the countries, but he's banned only in China
yessirr
Haha this really made my day ！
I can't wait to see it!!!
Promptly gets banned in china! Fuiyoh😂😂😂
Bruh, the glass shattering at the end of the clip 😂
I am from China 🇨🇳, fuiyoh!!!!