Uncle Roger HATES My Fried Rice (But LOVES My Chinese)
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- Опубліковано 2 тра 2024
- Go to expressvpn.com/xiaomanyc and find out how you can get 3 months of ExpressVPN free! I saw a video going viral of a Chinese teacher rating the Mandarin of the Malaysian Chinese comedian Uncle Roger @mrnigelng and I thought it might be cool to try and surprise him by speaking some Hokkien which I thought he might be able to speak as it’s a variety of Chinese widely spoken in southeast Asia. But then he challenged me to cook some fried rice and it was a total disaster. But a comedic disaster, at least! He completely destroyed my fried rice recipe.
0:00 Introduction
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1:41 How good is Uncle Roger's Chinese?
3:02 What is "spa cuisine"?
5:08 Chopping the veggies
7:50 Preparing the rice
9:47 Frying the rice
12:19 The finishing touches
13:20 Trying the rice
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KOREAN ENGLISHMEN JOSH AND OLLIE
who buddy be stepping on that duck? huh? body?
Dhar mann or Raphael Gomes or Emmymade
I did not know you were a chef i only fallowed the polyglot
I only use xiaomaVPN.
Hope you do better next time nephew xiaoma 😂
I feel disgusted by this cheese fried rice.🤢😥
Yeah, me too!
cheese on fried rice,
ancestor cries
hope you are ok after that uncle roger!! what the hell wrong with that newphew? too much talking not enough learning LOL
America cheese on Fried rice is a big no no for me 🤮
Absolutely rinsed him 😂
this explains why xiaoma has such a galaxy brain when it comes to languages. looking at his toddler-esque decision making when it comes to peeling onion AFTER chopping, the way he pushed the onions into the bowl, how he chops tofu and cracks eggs;
he maxed out SPEECH on character creation and spawned with 0 in motor skills 😂
lmao
100% he rolled a nat 20 for Charisma and Intelligence but his Dexterity and Wisdom do be LOWWW thooo
In one of the videos he goes to a Chinese restaurant drive thru and orders the most white food possible. Interesting how he’s so fluent without developing an authentic palate for Chinese food. I legit wasn’t sure if he was trolling or not. 😂
This comment slaps like an Uncle Roger roast Fuiyaaaa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@CherryGryffon 😂😂😂😂😂
I now see why Xiaoma goes to restaurants and speaks the chef's language because the alternative is him going home and making this fried rice.
LOL
Xiaoma is always so friendly and respectful in his videos I didn’t expect him to go full trolling mode :D
Yeah I've never heard him swear before haha
@@Bobdibob new fans
Lmaooo if trolling mode mean he got *cooked* in this weeijo, then yes! Mad trolling game!
'Extra virgin? That who you are?' was so damn goood
The collab we needed Uncle Roger teaches Xiaoma how to make fried rice and Xiaoma teaches Uncle Roger how to speak Chinese.
Agreed.
Yes
Uncle roger can actually speak chinese
@@qizhu6913 Not as good as Xiaoma. 😁
😆👌
This has to be the most Chinese we’ve seen Uncle Roger speak! Thanks Xiaoma for authenticating his legitimacy lol
Xiaoma's actually making Uncle Roger's ancestors cry for real, on camera 😭
Look up a video from "Chinese with Jessie". She reviews Uncle Roger's Chinese and you can see him talk more. Or if you want the full talk with him, look up "MY好玩". They did a video where they spoke in Mandarin and Cantonese.
Also, Uncle Roger has a different channel completely in Chinese: @mrnigelngchinese
You have 444 likes
Uncle Roger has an official Chinese channel where you'll find a few videos of him speaking Chinese. The rest are his main videos subtitled in Chinese for his Chinese-speaking viewers.
this is my multiverse of madness. i’m a HUGE fan of both but i NEVER thought i would see them together. this is amazing. 我很开心！
As a non chinese speaker, I understood the Fuiyohhhh! lmao
It feels like you deliberately went into this looking for as many ways to trigger Uncle Roger as possible, and I'm here for every second of it 🤣
You KNOW Xiaoma bought the packaged brown rice and olive oil as a troll LOL
and the american cheese lmaoo
That was on purpose😂
the death stare
Well he is from NYC, and you can't get good food outside a deli so....
I 100% thought he was reaching in the fridge for chili jam and not Kraft Singles.... just to elevate the pain for Uncle Roger
now I know why he spends so much time eating out 😂
Absolutely right. 😂
LOL ive been watching xiaoma for years and this is my first time seeing him cook, as a chef it brought me physical pain
Hahahaahha😂😂😂
KEKW
I'd go with a solid F+. Congratulations man you've got so much room for improvement.
It's really hard to believe to see them in the same room.
2 uncles,
Uncle Roger and
Uncle Ben.
Xiaoma trolled so hard.
I love how he deliberately picked out the worst ingredients to troll nigel
Especially the Leek 😆
And he added a bowl of MSG in there. Anything would taste good after that.
@@fallinginthed33p he is seasoning the msg with fried rice
Cannot top jamie oliver with the chili jam etc.
lol he looked legit afraid of the knife and hot pan. Back fired. 😂
The secret with the tofu is to fry them before hand to slightly golden brown. You two are a riot. This was so much fun lol
I thought the secret was to throw it in the trash where it belongs.
I was surprised Uncle Roger didn't suggest that.
@@diggity1039Found the person who's eating tofu wrong and wasting it
You can also dry fry them in an air fryer with a little oil sprinkled on top.
@@Mikael-jt1hk Tofu is supposed to be a canvas for the other ingredients and spices. It tastes as good as your cooking is.
Uncle Roger Before : There is no "too much msg"
Unlce Roger Now : Nonono don't put too much, it's about balance
Certainly learned from his experiences 😅
Xiaoma's cooking skills make me feel better about my language skills
I think Xiaoma’s wife is the cook at home 😂
That's if he even eats at home,he always seems to have about 5 or 6 meals a day in restaurants 😅
I mean is he providing her with her ingredients and rice cooker and other comforts if he didn't have them readily available here? It was so weird for him to pull uncle Ben's
Xiaoma walked right into the insults here😂
Started off with Keto-fried rice😂😂
Maybe Xiaoma was frying rice but he was getting cooked
I love how Nigel keeps calling Ari "little nephew" despite them being the same age lol
He's playing the character of one Uncle Roger, who's supposed to be your everyday Chinese uncle. With that context it makes sense.
@@mfaizsyahmi Ah, I see. I've only seen a handful of his videos. Most recently the one with Cowboy Kent. That was a good one.
Uncle Roger is in his 50s alright
@@mfaizsyahmi His character's age is exactly how many years is necessary to be anyone's elder by a reasonable margin. You're 72? He's 95, and a damn fine 95 at that.
Although I never realized that Xiaoma could be shorter than Nigel.
I don't think I've ever heard Xiaoma cuss this much before xD Uncle Rodger bringing out the more comedic side of him
I think Uncle Roger almost broke character with that wok toss lmao
You can tell xiaoma wife does all the cooking 😂 he looks like a 10 year old trying to cook for the first time 😂
That rice was a hate crime man XD Great video though. The collab that I didn't know I needed
We need to see Xiaoma react to Uncle Roger’s Chinese like how Uncle Roger reacts to bad fried rice.
Huy-ya!
I second this 😂😂😂
Xiaoma is too polite, not in his personality, hehe.
But it sure would be funny 😂
Hahahaha
@@josealexi5141
Not the crossover I would've ever expected but I love both of you and this was quality content lmaooo 😂😂
I found your channel today and goodness the content here is so top tier. I'm native Malaysian and you speak 100% better than I do LOL
It's about time you two met up. Thank you both for this.
As a Malaysian (who doesn’t speak Malay or the local dialect that my parents spoke ) and a fan of both Uncle Roger and Xioma, I found this whole debacle hilarious! 🤣 Great collab! 👏🏽
I didn't know how much I needed this colab. Well done, sirs.
great to see this collab. been watching xiaoma even before uncle roger became well known. as a Malaysian, i can manage 5 languages, but i consider english as my main language.
This was amazing! Xiaoma playing off like he was embarrassed, but we all know he was having a blast messing with Nigel!
As a long time Uncle Roger fan, I knew this was going to go downhill the moment you showed the first ingredient with olive oil. This was a good crossover! X3
Best video of all time from both of you. Two of my favourite creators coming together. Is is Christmas already?
You need to do more cooking videos with Uncle Roger, this was so entertaining and had me laughing the whole time😂
It was not a collab I wanted, but it was the collab I needed. This was comedy gold.
I’ve seen much better collaborations with Uncle Roger and other UA-camrs.
Wow...never heard of Uncle Roger before, but glad I did as he outshined Xiaoma this episode. Guy has genuine stand up comedy chops...and I loved when he said Xiaoma is the "Elon Musk of fried rice, doesn't make sense anymore." 🤣
He is funny but can be annoying if you take him seriously
Nah, he is never annoying even when taken seriously cuz he is spitting facts @@muffdvr5396
He is an actual stand up comedian he doesn't even sound anything like that irl
elizabeth holmes lmfao 💀
Uncle Roger is a character the comedian plays.
I Love this video with These two! A Great comedian with a Talented Linguist that takes the Piss 😂❤️
Finally.. i was looking forward to both you guys to meet up 😊
Nephew Xiaoma can become Uncle Xiaoma when he learns to cook a proper fried rice 😂
Xiaoma reaches Next Level status now he has met Uncle Roger Fiyioh
You are looking good on your fitness journey! What a collab! Great video. I'm currently on my firness journey also Its hard because I love to cook and bake and I just love everything bad for me 😂. Trying to retrain what ingredients I use and portions I eat.
This is amazing!!!! You guys are so funny together
My soul has left my body from smiling and laughing so much lol thank you so much for this treasure 🤣
Nice! The most unexpected, but rewarding collab ever!
Ari, you look great. Keep up the good work. I love Uncle Roger and I’m so happy to see you two together
I never even thought of this collab but what a great one it was haha. A C+ from Uncle Roger is pretty good, especially considering it was brown instant rice and olive oil haha
I love how Uncle Roger lost all restraint when it came time for the wok toss 😂 Just took right over
Looking great Xiaoma! Hard work is visibly paying off!
Xiaoma looking great! keep it up, great content as always
Haha, love both of your videos, so good to see you collaborate!
The collab we disnt know we needed. Great way to head into the new Year
Literally every thing that triggered him in the past in one recipe 😂 Well played sir!
loved being able to see two awesome youtubers in one video.
Bro been waiting for this collab 🙌
Xiaoma gave Uncle Roger the biggest headache of his life 😂 He trolled him so hard.
No WAY!! Seriously, this week has been a series of personal Christmas miracles for me, and this colab is absolutely one of them!
all jokes aside, looking leaner and healthier xiaoma! way to go, man. I’m trying to get on that same train this winter
omg this is a collaboration i never thought would exist... This is amazing!!!!!!
Loved this. Great to see these two guys together 😂
The comedic effect between you guys made this one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. Thank you and please do more together!
The youtube collab I didn't know I needed until I saw it! Would love to see more! Also I'm more or less monolingual and have tried and failed to make decent egg fried rice so I need more content from you both in order to improve!!!
I'm a fan of both of you have been for a while. Love this video
Didnt expect this collab. So refreshing to see
This was what I needed to finish off the year thank you!
That was hilarious! Thank you both.
Deymmm this is epic. Xiaoma, the best collab so far. 😊
Thank you Xiaoma for featuring a plane take-off clip of my former employer USAirways. As someone who worked for the company here in Europe for more than a decade I am happy to say those were the loveliest years of my professional life. I have to say though that your fried rice made my eyebrows go up and had difficulty getting them down. 😆😉
Woooo the combo we all needed!
se te ve re bien xiaoma! te mando un abrazo grande♥
Cant believe this colab. Hilarious. Thanks guys!
Xiaoma was burnt to a crisp 🤣
Didn't expect the two of you collab. Great video 👍
Wow, Xiaoma made Jamie Oliver look like a good chef
with all the stress xiaoma was giving uncle Roger I was expecting the "emotional damage" but I didnʻt get it gahh the skit called for it
ty for your channel because is a good way to learn and improve my english,good work
no wayyy, i could never have seen this collab coming LOL. love it
Y'all are too fun together! 😁 ❤
Uncle roger was so distraught he even used metal utensil on non stick, just too get out of there.
I have never seen Xiaoma looking so nervous! Amazing collab though, would love to see you both working together in the future.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS COLLAB
Incredible collab. Uncle Roger is a legend. You really put him through the paces with this one 😂
Also this is the set Cody & Noel used for their cooking segments, nice!
this is the best video of him i've seen. uncle rodger presses him into a non comfort zone ... this is just awesome
This team up was fire! I loved it!
I love this so much! First mark wiens, now xiaoma? This is so awesome! 😍 3 channels that I love and watch a lot, it doesnt get much better.
The crossover I didn't knew would ever happen.
Absolutely love both of your channels.
This was amazing
The collab I never realised I needed to see 😊👌🏾
Hey Arieh, just seen an article of you on the BBC here in London!
You are a brave man for putting craft singles on egg fried rice infront of uncle roger
Xiaoma: "Do we have any bowls?"
Me: "There's bowl right behind you!" *looks at bowls again, realize that they are HALF BOWLS GLUED TO THE WALL!*
Xiaoma is in insane shape I can’t even lie keep it up man 💪💪💪
I actually genuinely cannot express how genuinely underated this video and this channel actually is
Honestly, Uncle Roger should start using Xiaoma’s sound effects library for his videos from now on 😂😂😂
I'm still laughing! You guys made a great video! We need more! How many Asian dishes are there?
An amazing collaboration I never knew I needed.
Whoa!!! excellent colab!! i've never imagine this happening xD
4:49 "Spring onion is slender like Uncle Rodger. Leek big and fat like nephew Xiaoma." 😂😂😂
this collab was fantastic. uncle roger is living in the US now, so there's no excuse for not having him over once in a while.
I love Chinese with Jessie!! That’s awesome that you showed her in the beginning 🥹
this is the best collab we needed😊