Using MATH to Prove the Earth is Flat

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  • Опубліковано 2 лют 2022
  • In this dapz academy video we will be using scientific methods to prove the earth is flat
    this is obviously satire
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  • @MohammedRaoufOracleTrainer
    @MohammedRaoufOracleTrainer 2 роки тому +1232

    Questions that Globe Earthers are so lazy to search ( Part One ) :
    [ ] Why NASA lied about landing on the moon and they can't do it anymore because they don't have the same technology, and we are believing that they are landing on Mars again?
    [ ] Why the stars movement with speed recording showing perfect circle while the earth and the sun both are moving?
    [ ] If the sun is 93 million miles away the light shouldn't come down in angles rays through the clouds, it should be parrarel. Why is that happening?
    [ ] What is Antractic Treaty signed in 1959 ? And what are the terms all nations agreed on ?
    [ ] How Nicolaus Copernicus in the 15th century did measure the rotation speed of earth 1000 Mph and it became absolute truth since then?
    [ ] Why all space stations have the same well-known Freemasons Logo in these countries (China, Canada, Japan, the Russian Federation, the United States, and eleven Member States of the European Space Agency (Belgium, Denmark, France, Germany, Italy, The Netherlands, Norway, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland and the United Kingdom ) ?
    [ ] Why when former president George Bush Senior visited NASA the main screen showed astronaut Tim Peak being filmed in front of a chroma key screen?
    [ ] Why till now there is no one real full photo for the whole earth not just parts of it with the eye fish feature?
    [ ] Fliex free jump inside record ( before the jump ) shows clear flat earth, not the outside camera with the very clear fish eye lens recording ?
    Check this 119 Millions views video, and pay attention how the eye fish recording works, because you will see the earth not only round after the jump, it will be Round then Flat then concave ( the space will be Round not the earth) and so on.
    ua-cam.com/video/E9oKEJ1pXPw/v-deo.html
    [ ] Why amateur videos shows the earth is flat? And there is hundreds of them online from different countries and different beliefs.
    [ ] Why Pluto planet from earth you see it obvious blue but the picture NASA took is off-white with very obvious Disney Pluto Cartoon character? Give me a break.
    [ ] Why there is dozens of clear video editing in the national space station meetings?
    [ ] What is the plane Zero G ?
    [ ] Have you checked the GoFast 2014 amateur rocket launch with real camera on ?
    [ ] If the National Space Station is outside the sphere in the space, how come they ordered a Tuna Can delivered by Uber eats?
    Wayne Dyer said " The ultimate ignorance is the rejection of something you know nothing about, yet refuse to investigate "
    Mark Twin said " It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled "

    • @MohammedRaoufOracleTrainer
      @MohammedRaoufOracleTrainer 2 роки тому +12

      Oh dears, I am sorry, my bad, I have to make it more simple for you. Hope you are ready ( & put the ego away please ) :
      Let me try to prove to you that airlines ( since I work in one of them ) are using the flat earth map ( The UN Logo map ):
      Let's book an easy flight from Johannesburg Airport ( JNB ) South Africa to Santiago Airport ( SCL ) Chile in Latin America.
      This flight should be 12 hours according to the ball map.
      Now when you check the actual flight path you will find the plane stopping in Senegal and the flight is taking 19 hours.
      Use a pen or your hand I don't care to draw a line from South Africa to Senegal to Chile on the ball map it will not make any sense to you but on the Flat earth map it will be straight line.
      If you think this might be an exception only for this flight, you are wrong. Because now that you know how to check the flight path, you can confirm the above with the below flights :
      1 ) Johannesburg Airport ( JNB ) South Africa to Perth, Australia ( PER ) / Also supposed to be 11 hours on the ball map however it is more than 18 hours and stopping north at Dubai, Hong Kong or Malaysia ?
      2 ) Sydney Airport ( SYD ) to Santiago, Chile ( SCL ) / Supposed to be 15 hours on the ball map, and in reality it is stopping in Los Angeles, USA with flight time 27 hours.
      Again it will look funny on the ball map, but it is perfect straight line on the flat earth map.
      Now if you got my point once you so sure about it you have to spread the word to stop the biggest nonsense lie of the century.
      If you didn't get it yet. I am sure other people with minds did

    • @bossilays_i
      @bossilays_i 2 роки тому +137

      @@MohammedRaoufOracleTrainer then comment to anywhere else
      This video isn't suitable for you cuz this video is for mocking ya'll for telling nonsense to another people

    • @dapz
      @dapz  2 роки тому +1190

      when i manually approved this comment a while ago i thought it was a joke because most of these questions are really simple, most high schoolers or even middle schoolers should be able to answer these relatively easily. Idk you might still be trolling. But regardless I've got like 30 minutes break and I think it would be fun to answer them:
      1. Right now there's no good reason for them to land on the moon. All things considered, the moon is a pretty boring place, we already know a lot about it and it's far better spending the money on Mars missions. Space flight is HELLA expensive so it's not like they can just go to the moon whenever they want even though they have the tech. It would take years to plan everything and hundreds of millions of dollars, even with our current technology.
      2. They don't actually move in a perfect circle. Many stars are getting farther away, moving "sideways", or any other direction, but they are so far away that unless you were measuring for these movements you wouldn't be able to notice this movement with your naked eye. There's a reason you cannot see the north star from the southern hemisphere. Here's a little experiment for you to do, hold your finger in one spot about 2 inches from your eyes, and shift your head from side to side. From the perspective of your eyes, you can see your finger move from side to side quite a lot. Now stare at a point across your room and shift your head from size to side just like you did before. You'll notice that despite you moving from side to side the same distance, the point at which you are looking at appears to move a much smaller distance side to side. Now imagine looking at the north star for example, hundreds of trillions of kilometers away. Now you can't even notice the sideways movement even if it's moving at billions of kilometers per hour.
      3. Draw a Circle in the center of a sheet of paper. This will represent the earth. Then draw straight horizontal, parallel lines coming from the left side of the paper to the edge of the circle. These represent the sun's rays. Assuming the earth is round, that means gravity points towards the center of the earth. turn your paper 45 degrees, and you can see that boom, the sunlight's rays that you drew are now angled relative to the ground. Also another thing, the clouds are made of tiny dust particles and water droplets, and kinda like tiny mirrors in the sky, they can bend the light rays.
      4. The antarctic treaty basically states that antarctica will be demilitarized and used peacefully for research by a number of countries. Idk how this has anything to do with proving the earth is flat.
      5. It's not absolute truth. Rotation speed depends where on the earth you are. At the north and south pole, the rotation speed is 0. Everyone knows that.
      6. Probably because it depicts some of the oldest tools used by engineers. probably just like "wow, look how far we've come". if such a group as the freemasons did exist our world would be WAY different.
      7. I've seen the footage, it's just an ordinary blue background, cheaper and easier to produce than a multicolored background. Also someone who does video editing on the side that's a pretty shitty color to chroma key, It's too dark and the screen wasn't pulled tight enough to do any sort of meaningful edits.
      8. There are multiple photos of the complete earth without any fisheye on it.
      9. They used a gopro, they are cheap, small, have good quality, and a massive field of view to see as much as possible, but due to how optics work and the tiny sensor size of the gopro ofc there will be a fisheye effect. Otherwise the camera would be far too zoomed in and you wouldn't be able to see anything meaningful on the stream
      10. Please show some of these "amateur videos" (tell me what to search, i disabled links in my comments sections), there are probably more of them that show the earth is round. Either that or they are too low and/or their FOV is too low.
      11. Pluto in reality has a pretty wide range of colors, and the cameras that NASA uses capture non visible light and then convert it in software back to visible light to be viewed on computer screens. For example, the infrared camera used on the JWST allows them to see through dust clouds
      12. For most normal cameras like the ones in your smartphone, the footage taken straight from the sensor is edited in software automatically so it looks good. For expensive cinematic cameras, the raw footage it captures actually looks awful, everything is muddy and dark, so they use professional color correction and other effects so the camera looks good.
      13. The zero-G plane flies up really high and then goes into a freefall to make its passengers feel weightless. If you've ever been on a normal plane, you know when the plane speeds up and goes into the sky you can feel your body being pressed into the seat, and when it turns or moves downwards you can feel yourself getting lighter. Now take these feelings you feel on a normal commercial flight and crank it up a bunch. How about an even simpler explanation. Take your phone and an object that isn't super light, hit record on your phone with the camera pointing towards the object, and drop them at the same time. When you go look back at the video, imagine the phone is you and the object is something else, and you can see that for the moments that they are falling, the object seems to be in about the same position. Then imagine your phone and the object were enclosed in a metal cylinder and voila, you have zero g airplane.
      14. Because the camera was spinning so much, the moments where you can see the earth's edge range from way more rounded than it actually is to concave, which it definitely isn't either, otherwise you'd be able to see land hundreds of miles above you like some sort of sci fi movie. The way cameras work is that they don't actually capture the light all at once, they actually scan each row of pixels down to up (or up to down), kinda like that tiktok effect but a lot more instant. Another experiment for you to try. Hit record on your phone, and throw your phone up in the air, making it spin. If you have a DSLR, it'll work better, just turn the shutter speed way down and jerk it from horizontal to vertical while you are taking the photo.If you look at the footage you'll see that everything curves in random directions.
      15. VERY EXPENSIVE publicity stunt funded by a billionaire. You can't just normally go and order uber eats while in outer space
      So yeah. Wayne Dyer said "The ultimate ignorance is the rejection of something you know nothing about, yet refuse to investigate."
      Mark Twain said "It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled."

    • @yayayayya4731
      @yayayayya4731 2 роки тому +61

      You serious bruh?

    • @vigil8400
      @vigil8400 2 роки тому +446

      @@dapz my respect for you grows more and more every single day

  • @dapz
    @dapz  2 роки тому +7732

    i genuinely hope some legit flat earthers stumble upon this video and watch till the end. this will be my greatest contribution to society

  • @zacharynovak2180
    @zacharynovak2180 2 роки тому +3380

    The auditory proof is undeniable!
    Not only is the earth flat, it is approximately D quarter flat.

    • @Orionically
      @Orionically 2 роки тому +33

      It’s not the only D

    • @satelliteimagerymusic
      @satelliteimagerymusic 2 роки тому +19

      minor

    • @unfunnydave5485
      @unfunnydave5485 2 роки тому +11

      I heard it as D 1/8 flat

    • @tritone246
      @tritone246 2 роки тому +8

      I heard like D 1/6 flat lol

    • @dapz
      @dapz  2 роки тому +195

      @@unfunnydave5485 it was supposed to be D quarter flat, though i dont have very good vocal control.
      Originally i was gonna make it just a normal d flat and then i would've said "if you think its c sharp my point is still proven, because sharp objects are flat" but i ended up scrapping it as I didn't want to spoil the original joke

  • @kristoff896
    @kristoff896 2 роки тому +827

    Pov: you're looking for some guys who didn't get the joke

    • @Asteroidis3Epic497
      @Asteroidis3Epic497 2 роки тому +22

      exactly what im doing lmao

    • @vishnuanand1583
      @vishnuanand1583 2 роки тому +7

      Lol got me good

    • @10Krill
      @10Krill 2 роки тому +5

      Bro same

    • @Arif_Raziq
      @Arif_Raziq 2 роки тому +6

      Tbh with all due respect i dont find the video funny even tho its a joke(sarcasticly) i know its not serious but it gives me a feeling of nothing🤔whats wrong with me?!?! Did i lost humor?!?

    • @mtmxlp2494
      @mtmxlp2494 2 роки тому +60

      @@Arif_Raziq You have advanced or downgraded into boomer humour

  • @pedromachado505
    @pedromachado505 2 роки тому +861

    If the earth is flat, why can’t we flip it over to the cold side to fix global warming?

    • @hrn8935
      @hrn8935 2 роки тому +178

      get this man a nobel physics prize

    • @ceejay0137
      @ceejay0137 2 роки тому +226

      Don't be silly. If we did that everyone would fall off.

    • @abramay1382
      @abramay1382 2 роки тому +4

      @@ceejay0137 U can't take a joke?

    • @ceejay0137
      @ceejay0137 2 роки тому +162

      @@abramay1382 My comment *was* a joke, just like the original. Seems you didn't notice that, though 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @pedromachado505
      @pedromachado505 2 роки тому +4

      A

  • @d1kgaws12
    @d1kgaws12 2 роки тому +2352

    Can't wait to see flatearthers use this satire video as "evidence" to prove their conspiracy theories.

    • @dapz
      @dapz  2 роки тому +480

      Lmao I really hope that happens, someone should go post this in the Facebook groups for flat earthers

    • @benman92
      @benman92 2 роки тому +52

      This is satire?

    • @kajxqeirscl
      @kajxqeirscl 2 роки тому +239

      @@benman92 it's not satire!! It's actual legit 100% true facts that prove the earth is flat

    • @theunbeatable728
      @theunbeatable728 2 роки тому +28

      @@benman92 who told you

    • @benman92
      @benman92 2 роки тому +68

      @@kajxqeirscl thanks, i thought i was tripping

  • @puzzLEGO
    @puzzLEGO 2 роки тому +1862

    The actual precision and skill in which dapz wrote the word ‘auditory’ at 2:13 is incredible

    • @LowmilkExWife
      @LowmilkExWife 2 роки тому +15

      I love lego

    • @R_xt
      @R_xt 2 роки тому +17

      Yes he is the asian Shakespear 👏

    • @porshprix4286
      @porshprix4286 2 роки тому +11

      He's not the teacher we wanted he's the teacher we needed.

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 2 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @mrdoge979
      @mrdoge979 2 роки тому

      500 like

  • @theexpiredtea1155
    @theexpiredtea1155 2 роки тому +224

    I used to think the earth wasn’t flat and thought that all flat earthes are dumb. This has proven me wrong. The most powerful man in the world actually proved something that scientists couldn’t even solve. Thank you

    • @dppedersen
      @dppedersen 2 роки тому +7

      2:45

    • @hilaire35
      @hilaire35 2 роки тому +2

      @@dppedersen joke

    • @hilaire35
      @hilaire35 2 роки тому +2

      @Tejas sorry im dumb couldn't tell

  • @spartankongcountry6799
    @spartankongcountry6799 2 роки тому +584

    The earth used to be round, but when more people started becoming born, our collective weight squished the earth into a flat circle.

    • @Reyvion
      @Reyvion 2 роки тому +89

      My mom was too fat 😭😩

    • @calmsquirrel7124
      @calmsquirrel7124 2 роки тому +4

      That’s a funny joke

    • @darealstupid
      @darealstupid 2 роки тому +46

      It was the Americans

    • @michaeltorres2691
      @michaeltorres2691 2 роки тому +3

      @@darealstupid is this a joke?? or a REAL question?

    • @ItzBred
      @ItzBred 2 роки тому +13

      League Of Legends Players

  • @seangutierrez1337
    @seangutierrez1337 2 роки тому +701

    The fact that UA-cam gives context on Flat Earth is the icing on the cake.

  • @tutorialsbyethan
    @tutorialsbyethan 2 роки тому +3526

    I'm gonna pull up to science class tmr and show my teacher this amazing Khan academy video.

  • @thefatguy4326
    @thefatguy4326 2 роки тому +43

    My grandfather was a traveller and while travelling he came to the edge of earth and died of Falling, so I can confirm earth is flat.
    Miss you grandpa

    • @maxgeopiano
      @maxgeopiano 2 роки тому +13

      How do you know he died? He's probably chilling on the lower floor

    • @Khayabusa
      @Khayabusa 2 роки тому +20

      @@maxgeopiano chat log showed he died of fall damage

    • @maxgeopiano
      @maxgeopiano 2 роки тому +10

      @@Khayabusa That's too bad but maybe he respawned?

    • @newcoolgamer200
      @newcoolgamer200 2 роки тому +10

      @@Khayabusa maybe he should have brought a water bucket.

    • @Sufferinggaming
      @Sufferinggaming Рік тому +3

      @@newcoolgamer200 nah bro thats a void there no ground

  • @jeromesimms
    @jeromesimms 2 роки тому +51

    The photographic evidence is absolutely what convinced me! Seeing the 3D software return a flat image after being given an image of the globe is all the proof I needed. Thank you for enlightening me

  • @Theycalledmebad
    @Theycalledmebad 2 роки тому +553

    I was just remembering stumbling upon your dapz academy videos the other day and I was wondering what happened. Thanks for bringing this one back! Always gives me a good laugh

    • @dapz
      @dapz  2 роки тому +104

      I’ve got another one planned as well but it’s significantly more work than this one. I really wish I could make em like a factory but finding a clickable video idea while also making solutions for them that are semi-coherent and simultaneously funny is not an easy task in the slightest

    • @Orionically
      @Orionically 2 роки тому +9

      @@dapz What happened to your old minecraft videos? They were fire

    • @dapz
      @dapz  2 роки тому +28

      @@Orionically i've only made like 4 or so old minecraft videos and they are all still there

    • @Davex1555
      @Davex1555 2 роки тому +2

      @@dapz Proving that your adopted using math? :trol:

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 2 роки тому

      Lol

  • @candybluebird
    @candybluebird 2 роки тому +928

    Actually 180-0=18, so being that this is a half rotation the Earth must not be euclidian at all

    • @dapz
      @dapz  2 роки тому +354

      Damn bro you right mb

    • @iseecole
      @iseecole 2 роки тому +36

      He solved it! Take him him down. I repeat, take him DOWN!

    • @cayk481
      @cayk481 2 роки тому +25

      did you eat the other zero from 18?

    • @veenibik336
      @veenibik336 2 роки тому +12

      @@cayk481 thats how minus work in meth

    • @3itz
      @3itz 2 роки тому +10

      @@veenibik336 meth? u mean Beth?

  • @will_hunt_music
    @will_hunt_music Рік тому +25

    Thank god he gave us time to solve for 180-0. I think solving things like that on your own really helps you grasp the material

  • @youtubeisevil
    @youtubeisevil 2 роки тому +107

    The 2.9% dislikes are flat earthers who thought this was serious but realized it was a joke

  • @ramanand5187
    @ramanand5187 2 роки тому +730

    Flat earthers when they see this : "Finally, science as a proof. The one thing we have never included in our statements"

    • @akulfr
      @akulfr 2 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra 2 роки тому +55

      Uhhh actually they constantly use science in their evidence, some examples are
      "Science is lie"
      "I dont believe in science"
      Do your research.

    • @kajxqeirscl
      @kajxqeirscl 2 роки тому +1

      @@arandomsupra lmao

    • @awkwardtutorials1595
      @awkwardtutorials1595 2 роки тому +17

      @@arandomsupra or the good old Jesus card

    • @suffering9481
      @suffering9481 2 роки тому +12

      @@awkwardtutorials1595 ah yes, because a non existent being can justify your beleif

  • @DomiAnimations
    @DomiAnimations 2 роки тому +176

    Me: *"I can draw the earth on paper, the paper is flat, therefore the earth is flat"*

    • @kairu_b
      @kairu_b 2 роки тому +14

      Nice logical thinking

    • @catakuri6678
      @catakuri6678 2 роки тому +8

      Me: Everything we see is flat, because eyes always sees in 2D

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza 2 роки тому +10

      well he did say we could try it for ourselves.
      i took a picture of my dog, I proved my dog was flat...
      Mind blowing LOL

    • @dougmorris2134
      @dougmorris2134 2 роки тому +1

      Hi Martin Kuliza, I just tried taking a photo of my pet ferret but it’s not flat. From the side it looks like the side of my iPhone 🤣
      Best wishes from the UK🇬🇧

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza 2 роки тому

      @@dougmorris2134
      Get an Android, you don't have those problems with Android

  • @the8thelementtt35
    @the8thelementtt35 2 роки тому +51

    I literally almost died of laughter after hearing the end. He sounded so straight forward about it. This is content that I love.

  • @acdme4409
    @acdme4409 2 роки тому +42

    POV: You are looking for a real flat-earther in the comments

  • @gamingwithcharlie5008
    @gamingwithcharlie5008 2 роки тому +250

    Dapz has too much power; he is dismantling our science; he is too powerful to be kept alive.

  • @VocaloidThalia
    @VocaloidThalia 2 роки тому +121

    Damn I used to think the earth was roughly spherical but when you proved it with actual data and evidence I'm sold

    • @David-eu1ms
      @David-eu1ms 2 роки тому +1

      It is spherical.

    • @tylerwilson5769
      @tylerwilson5769 2 роки тому +1

      @@David-eu1ms did you know that this video is satire?

    • @tylerwilson5769
      @tylerwilson5769 2 роки тому +1

      @puteqx did you look at one of his recent videos, will prove you wrong.

    • @muk_is_superior
      @muk_is_superior 2 роки тому +1

      @@tylerwilson5769 this video is completely true, all he is saying is facts. Straight facts

    • @tylerwilson5769
      @tylerwilson5769 2 роки тому

      @@muk_is_superior i cant tell if this is sarcasm or not.

  • @jj02mc27
    @jj02mc27 2 роки тому +141

    The Earth can't be flat because then there would be slimes spawning everywhere
    Edit: Hey why does editing remove hearts

    • @user-kc3sd5ur7m
      @user-kc3sd5ur7m 2 роки тому

      Ooo you got heart pretty soon

    • @raine_osu
      @raine_osu 2 роки тому

      Ok, nice one buddy

    • @1MadJack1
      @1MadJack1 2 роки тому

      oof

    • @raine_osu
      @raine_osu 2 роки тому +7

      _Nice dude, you learned it the hard way._

    • @Quackleb
      @Quackleb 2 роки тому +52

      It removes hearts so some bot/malicious person can't try and get hearts from creators by saying something funny and then edit their comments to say "I'm a neo nazi, heart this comment to show you are too!"

  • @alexanderbudianto7794
    @alexanderbudianto7794 2 роки тому +27

    Am I the only one thinking that a Flat-Earther will unsarcastically genuinely think that this is proof that the Earth is flat and starts sharing it to everyone?
    From my experiences with Flat-Earthers, I can confirm that these kinds of things can happen. I encountered instances where they unsarcastically used a satirical article as their evidence.

    • @getsideways7257
      @getsideways7257 2 роки тому +4

      I'd say this video is loosely based on their "arguments" to begin with, so that's only natural.

  • @AbhNormal
    @AbhNormal 2 роки тому +50

    Oh my god you even did the thing where Sal repeats the word quietly and slowly as he writes it out. Kudos man; KhanAcademy legit got me through middle and high school!

  • @dino8125
    @dino8125 2 роки тому +188

    thank you for our daily dose of facts i will literally never question in a very scientific way!

  • @iforgormyname
    @iforgormyname 2 роки тому +10

    if it flat then why slime not spawning?

    • @cahesaku
      @cahesaku 2 роки тому +1

      maybe peaceful mode with normal mode

    • @grog5922
      @grog5922 2 роки тому

      impossible that it is peaceful mode, spiders still spawn

  • @Boomi609
    @Boomi609 2 роки тому +47

    The earth is not flat, its obviously a velociraptor

    • @septaholic
      @septaholic 2 роки тому

      based opinion

    • @jaylux5556
      @jaylux5556 2 роки тому

      NOOOO 😡😡😡😡 EARTH IS A SPHERE

    • @salmoncloth7050
      @salmoncloth7050 2 роки тому

      Velocipede*

    • @Boomi609
      @Boomi609 2 роки тому

      @@salmoncloth7050 dude I meant a velociraptor not a fucking bicycle

  • @anthonyn.7379
    @anthonyn.7379 2 роки тому +77

    Flat earthers watching this video after every one of their theories proved false: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!

    • @BEAUMAN5
      @BEAUMAN5 2 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @edryctan672
      @edryctan672 2 роки тому +1

      Unfortunately the video also states that they have no brain 😂

    • @Majirto
      @Majirto 2 роки тому

      Not a single Flat Earth statement has ever been proved wrong

    • @kabiskac
      @kabiskac 2 роки тому +1

      @@Majirto they don't have clear statements, only theories.

    • @Majirto
      @Majirto 2 роки тому

      @@kabiskac haha says Mr Gravity theory, relativity theory, heliocentric theory, i can go on forever

  • @desertsmeagol7073
    @desertsmeagol7073 2 роки тому +51

    Now all he needs to do is prove we live in a Geocentric Universe

    • @eugene44569
      @eugene44569 2 роки тому +10

      Catholic church

    • @desertsmeagol7073
      @desertsmeagol7073 2 роки тому +11

      @@eugene44569 wants to know your location

    • @desertsmeagol7073
      @desertsmeagol7073 2 роки тому +10

      @@boobindarpussiya7464 bruh your username says everything I needed to know about you 😐

    • @praneelbhagavatula7680
      @praneelbhagavatula7680 2 роки тому +5

      @@desertsmeagol7073 LMFAOO NAH FR THOUGH

    • @dapz
      @dapz  2 роки тому +62

      thats a common misconception due to margins of error and inaccuracies from measurements and stuff but I am actually the center of the universe, it just so happens that i reside on earth

  • @Reyvion
    @Reyvion 2 роки тому +59

    Pov you're looking at comments that took this video seriously and shame them just to feel better about yourself because your life is miserable

    • @MystCheerios78
      @MystCheerios78 2 роки тому +16

      Pov: you're commenting on a dapz video telling people their life is miserable because you have nothing better to do with your horrible life.

    • @Reyvion
      @Reyvion 2 роки тому +2

      @@MystCheerios78 kinda true. Covid cases have died down in my country but people under the age of 24 still cant go to huge crowds like malls and basically anywhere so yeah

    • @MystCheerios78
      @MystCheerios78 2 роки тому

      @@Reyvion rip

    • @calmsquirrel7124
      @calmsquirrel7124 2 роки тому +1

      No, I just did it because I wanted to laugh at people who aren’t as intelligent or another adjective as I feel intelligent is not as fitting, also no my life isn’t miserable, I actually started getting my PADI certificate last week(scuba diving certificate) which was cool

    • @pulkatz9844
      @pulkatz9844 2 роки тому +3

      No, it’s called “laughing at stupid people” and I’m about to do it right now

  • @septaholic
    @septaholic 2 роки тому +40

    whatsup people coming from the community tab
    doop#

  • @hayloftii
    @hayloftii 2 роки тому +11

    if the world is flat how tf is my life going downhill so fast

  • @rssl5500
    @rssl5500 2 роки тому +29

    I laughed a lot at “pause the video to find the angle of 180-0” lol

    • @getsideways7257
      @getsideways7257 2 роки тому +5

      Because they might really need that time. Bringing up the calculator up, you know, or calling an older cultist to confirm.

    • @rssl5500
      @rssl5500 2 роки тому

      @ Get Sideways
      Lmaoooo

    • @internetuser4759
      @internetuser4759 2 роки тому

      same 😂😂😂

    • @rumbleice9467
      @rumbleice9467 Рік тому

      Same

  • @coneburger9081
    @coneburger9081 2 роки тому +6

    Using MATH to Prove Your Girlfriend is Flat

  • @PeanutTheSnail
    @PeanutTheSnail 2 роки тому +94

    I can’t believe people, they’re genuinely thinking the earth is flat. It’s OBVIOUSLY a donut.

    • @somerandomcat940
      @somerandomcat940 2 роки тому +9

      the earth is a square wydm

    • @Rickmonas90
      @Rickmonas90 2 роки тому +6

      @@somerandomcat940 the earth is a pyramid

    • @somerandomcat940
      @somerandomcat940 2 роки тому +5

      @@Rickmonas90 nah the earth is a rectangle

    • @Rickmonas90
      @Rickmonas90 2 роки тому +6

      @@somerandomcat940 the earth is a pentagonal prism

    • @scythe5771
      @scythe5771 2 роки тому +7

      @@Rickmonas90 ur wrong it's obviously in the shape of a tyrannosaurus rex

  • @Vitamortis.
    @Vitamortis. 2 роки тому +38

    hello people from community post:
    Trains.

  • @Jasper-yz7vy
    @Jasper-yz7vy 2 роки тому +50

    Still not as flat as my ex

  • @Pluto_gutz.11
    @Pluto_gutz.11 7 місяців тому +2

    1:44 GOTTEM (the saved files LMFAOO)

  • @DisuzOnYT
    @DisuzOnYT 2 роки тому +68

    Who's here from the community post?

  • @nicknamed1267
    @nicknamed1267 2 роки тому +10

    I love the amount of effort and "proof" that went into this just for that one roast at the end.

  • @ricopableo5553
    @ricopableo5553 2 роки тому +29

    Tbh, I specifically subscribed because of these meme Khan Academy videos. I think they are fucking hilarious. Keep up the good work man, happy to see another one.

  • @nova-ef2sx
    @nova-ef2sx 2 роки тому +101

    hello people that came from the community post

  • @jman1276
    @jman1276 2 роки тому +12

    NASA been real quiet since this dropped...

  • @viditsinha7865
    @viditsinha7865 2 роки тому +30

    You gave better evidence than actual flat earthers

  • @Amphoobian
    @Amphoobian 2 роки тому +15

    If he had ordered them coordinate, auditory, and photographic it would have spelled CAP

    • @diamom_
      @diamom_ 2 роки тому

      lmao

    • @dapz
      @dapz  2 роки тому +9

      Damn that was a missed opportunity

    • @diamom_
      @diamom_ 2 роки тому +2

      ​@@dapz dapz can you out-pizza the hut?

    • @Amphoobian
      @Amphoobian 2 роки тому

      @@dapz Wait what you actually replied, yay I accomplished something i life
      Also, please do "can you outpizza the hut" like the other guy said? Base the problem around the constant n and do something with the circumcenter of a triangle (because pizza), and multiply them to make "no". Idk. Good videos anyway, you earned a sub

    • @YD_.
      @YD_. 2 роки тому

      @@dapz yes, outpizza the hut dapz. You’re too powerful

  • @zbdfhg
    @zbdfhg 2 роки тому +18

    professor dave is going to have a hard time debunking this one

  • @casual_speedrunner1482
    @casual_speedrunner1482 2 роки тому +12

    Holy shit someone tried posting this unironically to try and refute the round earth. Good job man.

  • @jackysbin3860
    @jackysbin3860 2 роки тому +8

    4 terabyte homework folder
    Good job Dapz, must be a result of this well researched video essay

    • @vasnody
      @vasnody 2 роки тому

      😏

    • @gunsparce
      @gunsparce 2 роки тому

      Ignore Ankha just chilling in the folder

  • @BostYT
    @BostYT 2 роки тому +75

    Wikipedia: "it's scientifically disproven"
    Dapz: Literally shows us 3 different proofs

    • @YD_.
      @YD_. 2 роки тому +5

      @@AverageConsumer8858 you clearly didn’t get the joke

    • @naufalr.9521
      @naufalr.9521 2 роки тому +3

      @@AverageConsumer8858 clearly you didn't get the jokd

    • @BostYT
      @BostYT 2 роки тому +1

      @@AverageConsumer8858 No shit

    • @okolol
      @okolol 2 роки тому +3

      @@AverageConsumer8858 yet another you clearly didn't get the joke comment

    • @Elliyan4
      @Elliyan4 2 роки тому +4

      @@AverageConsumer8858 and another you didn't get the joke comment

  • @johnnymcknifehands1377
    @johnnymcknifehands1377 2 роки тому +27

    This is so accurate to a khan academy video that I can't physically bring myself to watch more than 30 seconds.

  • @0Khun
    @0Khun Рік тому +1

    the folders at 1:47 lmao 🤣🤣 the "feet pics" and "homework(4TB)" killed me

  • @HungryGizmo
    @HungryGizmo 2 роки тому +6

    Thanks, I've been looking for a way to get my brain nice, smooth, and young looking again. This hit the spot.

  • @Nicofaster21
    @Nicofaster21 2 роки тому +42

    I dont see any dislikes, this must be legit!

  • @derekwang7330
    @derekwang7330 2 роки тому +3

    Watch as UA-cam pulls this down for "misinformation"

  • @Fibr3Optix
    @Fibr3Optix 2 роки тому +14

    Holy crap!!! I just tried the photo thing with a pic of my dog. My dog is flat!!!!

  • @lukko6714
    @lukko6714 2 роки тому +29

    What a nice science lesson, even better than Khan Academy.

  • @jyleanonuevo3088
    @jyleanonuevo3088 2 роки тому +23

    Im not dissapointed when he says to check out comments in new

  • @Shallowet
    @Shallowet Рік тому +5

    According to my calculations 180-0 actually equals 18. For so, you have to subtract the 0 because the 0’s cancel out. Therefore leaving 18 left. 1:21

  • @atulkumar943
    @atulkumar943 2 роки тому +20

    After watching this, I'm sure the Earth doesn't even exist.
    We're living on some other planet disguised as Earth

  • @supergamingjeff4470
    @supergamingjeff4470 2 роки тому +5

    Idk, that homework folder lookin a bit suspicious 🤔🤔

  • @SunsetEnds
    @SunsetEnds 2 роки тому +7

    Your video is so true that even UA-cam puts a rebuttal under the video.

  • @phantomstarsx9343
    @phantomstarsx9343 2 роки тому +2

    I just got done watching your tics and roses video and i was genuinely terrified when i saw this. "oh no, i liked him please tell me this is a joke"
    That was the most tense 3 minutes of my life but well worth it

  • @amgoose9032
    @amgoose9032 2 роки тому +42

    Man even the math got it wrong
    It should be 180-0=18 because u take out the Zero
    I therefore say that the earth is a donut

  • @e-e-e-emkay5251
    @e-e-e-emkay5251 2 роки тому +7

    What an eye opener, thank you Dapz🙏🏼

  • @dripfoe4152
    @dripfoe4152 2 роки тому +23

    "The Earth is not flat. Its a Donut YOU F**KING DONUTS"
    -Gordon Ramsay

    • @ImWattsonlol
      @ImWattsonlol 2 роки тому +1

      This is 100% Gordon

    • @katsuo3228
      @katsuo3228 2 роки тому +1

      It's not a donut. It's an idiot sandwich.

  • @imrlyunoriginal
    @imrlyunoriginal 2 роки тому +3

    2:31 I truly hadn't considered that point before today, thank you for opening my eyes

    • @yp1c
      @yp1c 2 роки тому

      on the contrary, many people have..lmao

  • @shl24yw89
    @shl24yw89 2 роки тому +32

    Flat-eathers after knowing they have been breathing in the atmoSPHERE.

    • @G0lden07
      @G0lden07 2 роки тому

      LMAO good one

    • @calmsquirrel7124
      @calmsquirrel7124 2 роки тому

      Don’t you mean the atmoflat

    • @G0lden07
      @G0lden07 2 роки тому

      @@calmsquirrel7124 The atmoplane

  • @donovanmahan2901
    @donovanmahan2901 2 роки тому +8

    that auditory evidence of just saying "earth" in a monotone was hilarious.

  • @ThelxoxlGirls
    @ThelxoxlGirls Рік тому +3

    All of this is gold, but the auditory and electrode bits were honestly a tier above ascendant. Fucking incredible.

  • @Ultr6
    @Ultr6 Рік тому +2

    This is quite eye-opening. Thank you so much!!! It's lovely to see such young indubitable young chaps engaging in such interesting topics that are often neglected by the modern day. This will prove to be very useful later on in correcting the atomic model to start with an A, the first letter of Atom. I hope you carry on you chipitee young chap. If only you were my grandson.

  • @FatApatosaurus
    @FatApatosaurus 2 роки тому +24

    The earth is clearly a raptor. Come on guys.

  • @spodreman7732
    @spodreman7732 2 роки тому +13

    Dapz Academy is very educational. I now realize the Earth is flat.

  • @xKenchi
    @xKenchi 2 роки тому +3

    2:06 Dapz those are some interesting folders ya got there

  • @racapinang
    @racapinang 2 роки тому +26

    As a person sitting on a round earth, I found this accurate.

  • @Wilkins_Micawber
    @Wilkins_Micawber 2 роки тому +3

    That photographic evidence truly convinced me. I am now a devout flat Earth believer. Wow, why didn't I think of that? So obvious.

  • @ottomatedcylinder533
    @ottomatedcylinder533 2 роки тому +9

    Is nobody gonna talk about the feet pics he had saved on his computer? 🤨

    • @Centzaurion
      @Centzaurion 2 роки тому +1

      and why are you paying attention to them? Wouldn't be suprised if you asked for the source afterwards🤨📸

    • @Centzaurion
      @Centzaurion 2 роки тому

      @Obamium how do you know that?

  • @tenderjuicy478
    @tenderjuicy478 2 роки тому +63

    The earth is not flat. Look at your surroundings and you'll see it. It just looks flat but it's not. Let me explain it. If the earth is flat, you can see the coast to coast of Atlantic Ocean, why you can't see it? Because the earth is cube. Can you see the other sides of the cube if you're standing on the other side? Of course not. That means that each continent is one side of the box, that's exact, since there is only 6 continents, remember that Australia isn't real so it's not included.

  • @circleroot6624
    @circleroot6624 2 роки тому +11

    I like how theres a "Context" section below the youtube title which just links a wikipedia article disproving the flat eartb

  • @MrWestonO
    @MrWestonO 2 роки тому +3

    The way he repeats a word occasionally to fill in a blank space just like Sal Khan himself is incredible

  • @kayatoastkkat
    @kayatoastkkat 2 роки тому +12

    wow so enlightening! i will never question flat earthers anymore now!

    • @NauticalTwlight
      @NauticalTwlight 2 роки тому

      Watch till the end, you'll see Dapz was... lyieng?

    • @NauticalTwlight
      @NauticalTwlight 2 роки тому

      In method 2, you can't make a 2D picture in a 3d area. So it's actually false.

    • @venkatkrishna8278
      @venkatkrishna8278 2 роки тому +1

      @@NauticalTwlight its a joke ffs

    • @NauticalTwlight
      @NauticalTwlight 2 роки тому

      @@venkatkrishna8278 The actual reason why I replied on this very comment, no other one, is because she is my friend, and I somehow found her here.

    • @venkatkrishna8278
      @venkatkrishna8278 2 роки тому

      @@NauticalTwlight how is what I said anyway related to her being your friend?

  • @22h8
    @22h8 2 роки тому +4

    No one is gonna talk about the file names at 1:44
    Feet pics (yt-males) | homework-4 TB | feet pics (singers female) | computer with joe Bidens and feet

  • @itzorangesteve2853
    @itzorangesteve2853 2 роки тому +3

    I love how you already said the earth was a sphere in your "flat earth" video it's so funny

  • @Yoyiiii
    @Yoyiiii 2 роки тому +12

    There are flat earthers all around the globe

    • @tuzzysloshyt4323
      @tuzzysloshyt4323 2 роки тому +1

      @@JxJx2005 bitch shut up it's fucking hollow knight

    • @BigD224
      @BigD224 2 роки тому +2

      @@tuzzysloshyt4323 if you dont stfu rn
      Its a mf Men Degree 48 Hour Antiperspirant Deodorant Bar Cool Rush All Day Sweat And Protection

  • @lupinsredjacket3191
    @lupinsredjacket3191 2 роки тому +6

    Dapz, c'mon, *EVERYBODY* knows that the Earth is actually a cube.

    • @luck_-6613
      @luck_-6613 Рік тому

      IT'S A PARALLELOGRAM FOR FUCKS SAKE

  • @memewhen1748
    @memewhen1748 2 роки тому +9

    Can't beleive khan academy copied dapz academy. It's so sad boys, let's have a F in chat.

  • @stinky_rear9168
    @stinky_rear9168 2 роки тому +13

    I can’t believe they actually put the Wikipedia warning on the video.😂

  • @blitk268
    @blitk268 2 роки тому +19

    UA-cam comments are something else💀

  • @ishmish1
    @ishmish1 2 роки тому +30

    Idc if the earth is flat or not, i want my beans

    • @derppy
      @derppy 2 роки тому +2

      Rip beans

    • @idontfuckingknow11
      @idontfuckingknow11 2 роки тому

      did he get his beans i need to know

    • @Jysim-gj5nd
      @Jysim-gj5nd 2 роки тому +1

      Man its been 30mins tell me bout those beans

    • @TejasIsAmazing
      @TejasIsAmazing 2 роки тому

      What happened to the beansss. The world need to know

    • @nic3880
      @nic3880 2 роки тому

      It's almost an hour, where is the beans

  • @Huy-iy6st
    @Huy-iy6st 2 роки тому +3

    Probably one of the best lessons I have ever had from Khan Academy.

  • @Jackson23144
    @Jackson23144 2 роки тому +2

    I love how confidently he talks about weird and wrong math, it makes it all the more funny.

  • @trashhuman8013
    @trashhuman8013 2 роки тому +28

    Bruh, the earth is not flat? It's clearly a platonic hexahedron

    • @MrWestonO
      @MrWestonO 2 роки тому +4

      Yes

    • @not0292
      @not0292 2 роки тому +1

      Its a joke smh

    • @aabc
      @aabc 2 роки тому +5

      @@not0292 r/wooosh

    • @embassyofidk
      @embassyofidk 2 роки тому +2

      its a dinosaur you dumbass

    • @maxgeopiano
      @maxgeopiano 2 роки тому

      @@not0292 smh my head

  • @abinjose6071
    @abinjose6071 2 роки тому +5

    checkmate professor dave

  • @peppermush46
    @peppermush46 2 роки тому +11

    2:04 ahh yes, my 4tb homework folder

  • @kdwaynec
    @kdwaynec 2 роки тому +7

    I was able to save this video to 4 of my playlists, FLAT EARTH FILES, NASA & SPACE, SCIENCE, and COMEDY!

    • @razuban2899
      @razuban2899 2 роки тому

      Dedication

    • @rolfu491
      @rolfu491 2 роки тому

      No comma before and my guy

    • @NoName-oi6vw
      @NoName-oi6vw 2 роки тому +5

      @@rolfu491 no comma before and, my guy*

    • @rolfu491
      @rolfu491 2 роки тому +1

      @@NoName-oi6vw I hate you /j

    • @bananaguns766
      @bananaguns766 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@rolfu491 😁😁😁😁😁ඞ😁😁

  • @jancyjoseph5702
    @jancyjoseph5702 Рік тому +2

    "I encourage you to pause the video and think for a minute" .You should come up with more content like this.

  • @kittycat6007
    @kittycat6007 2 роки тому +31

    Hey you here, stop scrolling of you see this comment bc I needed something to stop and make me realise I fell for this trap too lol. I couldn't find a SINGLE COMMENT who took this video serious or a flat earther. Let me explain. 40% of comments will be "no, I'm the last" if you sort it from newest to last (as you go down percentages will change obv) %30 are ppl saying earth is "...", %20 are ppl trying to troll as if they are taking this serious or they are flat earther. Remaining %10 is either stating there is no one serious as they expected or something irrelevant (or something i haven't came across with. (which must be reallyy down below bc i've been scrolling for a pretty long time.)) And yeah i am also flooding this section but i was sad that i wasted that much time, maybe you won't.

    • @Tilde_Shii
      @Tilde_Shii 2 роки тому +4

      Thanks man.

    • @Porkupine69
      @Porkupine69 2 роки тому

      Idc

    • @dapz
      @dapz  2 роки тому +15

      Sort my top and scroll down, theyre pretty easy to find

    • @yunussutanti2788
      @yunussutanti2788 2 роки тому

      @@dapz alright

    • @LilyCelebiFlipnote
      @LilyCelebiFlipnote 2 роки тому +1

      "Trying to troll as if they are taking this serious or they are [a] flat earther"
      That right there. This thing.
      ...ya really can't tell whether they're trolling or not. It's like me saying "the sky is red." You could think I'm serious or you could think I'm trolling. ...no matter what I say, I could still be serious or trolling. You can almost never tell with those surface-level things.

  • @Heatwavesonjune15th
    @Heatwavesonjune15th 2 роки тому +16

    Can we just like r/wooosh a quarter of the people here?

  • @stephengarner8628
    @stephengarner8628 2 роки тому +2

    Man I pissed myself at the photo. You can now see flat earthers using it. Brilliant absolutely brilliant. 10 out of 10