Hansen vs. Predator: Chris Hansen catches a plumber on the prowl - Crime Watch Daily

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  • @brens9143
    @brens9143 5 років тому +8871

    Would've been better if Chris Hansen was in the bathroom instead

    • @SlayOrDie
      @SlayOrDie 5 років тому +59

      lololololol😂😂

    • @wadekemmsies7180
      @wadekemmsies7180 5 років тому +1422

      *Lifts up the toilet seat lid
      "Have a seat"

    • @FairArc
      @FairArc 5 років тому +43

      He wouldnt want to be there cause hes scared of fleece johnson

    • @angelicastarlington748
      @angelicastarlington748 4 роки тому +220

      Chris *opens shower curtain" good evening *gestures at toilet* have a seat

    • @anggazulfiawan1954
      @anggazulfiawan1954 4 роки тому +14

      wkwkwkwk..surpriseee papii

  • @jonsmith1162
    @jonsmith1162 2 роки тому +16007

    Brings food for himself and starts the date by taking a dump. Class act.

  • @Aenima308
    @Aenima308 5 років тому +2893

    “You look hotter than your picture, but don’t touch my food. It’s for me.”

    • @hewamd1284
      @hewamd1284 5 років тому +41

      Joey doesn’t share food was the first thing I thought of when I saw this 😂😂

    • @mrhouse9036
      @mrhouse9036 5 років тому +16

      @@rejekllingen1582 literally nobody asked

    • @toriv3623
      @toriv3623 5 років тому +19

      @@rejekllingen1582 are you that big of a pussy you can't spell out 'Muslim' and 'fuck'

    • @porknurbeans7834
      @porknurbeans7834 5 років тому +3

      @@mariobros4328 🤣🤣🤣

    • @V0Y463R
      @V0Y463R 5 років тому +29

      He wants to marry her and he hasn’t even brought her anything. What’s more he had to tell her that he only has food for himself. *rolls eyes*

  • @PerryKhensing
    @PerryKhensing 5 місяців тому +1130

    "I date 12 and up..."
    That has to be one of the worst confessions in the history of history.

    • @ChrisTravelss
      @ChrisTravelss 4 місяці тому +68

      Until 5 seconds later, when he absolutely needlessly admits to sleeping with a 15yr old.

    • @hannahnye9776
      @hannahnye9776 2 місяці тому +2

      Legal in Mexico! 😮

    • @tapset
      @tapset Місяць тому

      ​Unfortunately for josh this was in the usa​@@hannahnye9776

    • @adb8003
      @adb8003 Місяць тому +12

      @@ChrisTravelsslike bro wasn’t even being investigated for that one 😭😭

    • @Alan-u4h4s
      @Alan-u4h4s Місяць тому +13

      ​​@@hannahnye9776 He's puerto rican and the age of consent in Mexico is 18.

  • @JBrander
    @JBrander 6 років тому +17684

    "I brought dinner.....for myself"
    "Oh..."
    lol. even the decoy sounded dissappointed

    • @Dragonblack90
      @Dragonblack90 6 років тому +1385

      The decoy was like "This guy doesn't date much"

    • @Murdermagictricks
      @Murdermagictricks 6 років тому +781

      The decoy was like "damn really?c

    • @danielreece3996
      @danielreece3996 6 років тому +539

      And this guy can't get laid with a women his age? The hell you say!

    • @minerdad02
      @minerdad02 6 років тому +28

      Jake Branthe,...fuk that was a ha ha

    • @bensoncustompickups4963
      @bensoncustompickups4963 6 років тому +42

      @@danielreece3996 my thought exactly!

  • @Adrian-pk1uh
    @Adrian-pk1uh 6 років тому +10991

    He should go to jail for just bringing dinner for himself

  • @rigel3992
    @rigel3992 5 років тому +6713

    "He's locking the door, what could he be thinking?"
    Well there could be predators out there Chris! Safety first.

    • @richieblack5530
      @richieblack5530 5 років тому +193

      Even pedophiles gotta stay safe from the streets 💀😂

    • @danurm9775
      @danurm9775 5 років тому +157

      Who doesnt lock the front doors tho? Everytime i go to a friends/cousins house i always lock it if im the last one in. Same if its my house

    • @AutumnOue
      @AutumnOue 5 років тому +75

      @@danurm9775 It's creepy when he does it though.

    • @bamboobanga
      @bamboobanga 5 років тому +37

      Lol imagine if another predator swiped his play .

    • @hyouriittai6983
      @hyouriittai6983 5 років тому +26

      I was just thinking its a nice habit. I do that even when i go to my friend's house

  • @MrSlayerboy99
    @MrSlayerboy99 6 місяців тому +497

    I don’t know why but the line “He likes to be called papi but we have another name for him: predator” was so fucking funny.

    • @prodmitch
      @prodmitch 5 місяців тому

      Fr 😭

    • @Somethingsomething-i5l
      @Somethingsomething-i5l 4 місяці тому +6

      IKR???? ESPECIALLY THE FACT CHRIS JUST SAID THAT AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING ELSE AFTER 😭😭 NOT EVEN LIKE “ANYWAYS”

    • @Stephen-rb7mp
      @Stephen-rb7mp Місяць тому

      I couldn't stop laughing when I heard it 😂

    • @kcipriano96
      @kcipriano96 4 дні тому

      Literally 🤣

  • @christianpano7845
    @christianpano7845 5 років тому +2487

    Bruh, they should have arrested his barber too.

    • @alexyeezus7520
      @alexyeezus7520 5 років тому +48

      LMAOOOOOO

    • @eethr6306
      @eethr6306 5 років тому +32

      He probably went “to blind people cut hair”

    • @direfoxxx9497
      @direfoxxx9497 5 років тому +26

      Bro lined up lookin like Logic.

    • @ericae.2308
      @ericae.2308 5 років тому +4

      😅😅

    • @meltaylor2339
      @meltaylor2339 5 років тому +21

      I don’t think a barber is responsible for that I think it’s just his face.

  • @JoseFlores-xh5cj
    @JoseFlores-xh5cj 5 років тому +40339

    Even the decoy got offended that he brought dinner for himself only

  • @ImprovisionFilm
    @ImprovisionFilm 6 років тому +8121

    I wonder if this is the plumber that made the pizza guy late.

  • @CodCats
    @CodCats 8 місяців тому +966

    even a 15 or 16 year old wouldn't be interested in someone who's 12!!

    • @route77productions
      @route77productions 6 місяців тому +68

      Even we recognized they were too young.

    • @OVERLORDCLOWN
      @OVERLORDCLOWN 5 місяців тому +16

      I beg to differ the seniors at my high school always went for younger ones. And I mean hella young ones.

    • @soulbox225
      @soulbox225 5 місяців тому

      I mean he probably tried to fuck an 11 year old when he was 15 soooooo

    • @derekjeter3654
      @derekjeter3654 5 місяців тому +9

      You re kinda wrong. 12 yrs old teenagers who looks like 15 yrs old can easily have a relationship with 15 yrs old dudes that's very common

    • @nilousdreams
      @nilousdreams 5 місяців тому +20

      Real im 16 and will never find anyone younger than 15 attractive!! Only 16 and up

  • @lauridsjensen7757
    @lauridsjensen7757 4 роки тому +3322

    "Yeah i just brought dinner for myself. Anyway, i really need to pee"
    You can tell this dude's got hella *game*

    • @lauridsjensen7757
      @lauridsjensen7757 4 роки тому +140

      @@dansmith3721 no excuse for not being a gentleman bro

    • @jharrington08able
      @jharrington08able 4 роки тому +37

      @@lauridsjensen7757 😂😂😂I'm pretty sure gentlemen don't try to smash kids...

    • @lauridsjensen7757
      @lauridsjensen7757 4 роки тому +47

      @@jharrington08able u never know. U know at least michael jackson bought them kids vacations before he nailed em. Good man

    • @lauridsjensen7757
      @lauridsjensen7757 4 роки тому

      😂🙃

    • @watchyourprofanity8032
      @watchyourprofanity8032 4 роки тому +16

      @@lauridsjensen7757 I'm going to hell for laughing at this 💀

  • @ZG9944
    @ZG9944 3 роки тому +12000

    Imagine thinking "nah To catch a Predator hasn't ran in like 8 years I'm good" only to find out you're one of the first guests on the reboot

  • @higuysimcharley
    @higuysimcharley 5 років тому +42607

    Imagine the neighbors looking out the window
    "Honey they got another one"

    • @calvindavis7545
      @calvindavis7545 5 років тому +497

      Life Is Eh lmaooo

    • @divizion6166
      @divizion6166 5 років тому +225

      hahahahaha

    • @lajeandom
      @lajeandom 5 років тому +831

      I was wondering is there anybody that knows if there is an episode where they actually catch a woman or its always men? :p for real seeing all these men disgust predator disgust me i cant believe there are so many of them like that.

    • @higuysimcharley
      @higuysimcharley 5 років тому +195

      @@lajeandom Im pretty sure there would be but idk

    • @sleeplessstudios7626
      @sleeplessstudios7626 5 років тому +23

      Yeah

  • @ilikejojimiller846
    @ilikejojimiller846 4 роки тому +5368

    The whole internet is having a chris Hansen marathon

    • @bellmeisterful
      @bellmeisterful 4 роки тому +36

      Hes workin on a little gut.

    • @Fool___Arcana3
      @Fool___Arcana3 4 роки тому +75

      I think it’s thanks to the onion man that everyone is brushing up on our pal chris

    • @ilikejojimiller846
      @ilikejojimiller846 4 роки тому +36

      @@Fool___Arcana3 imagine onision inside his house hearing boss music outside its chris hansen, unfortunately, for onision he's a lvl 1 sack of shit then he calls the cops
      The phone operator: ...

    • @ironprophet9200
      @ironprophet9200 4 роки тому +2

      HELL YEA I NEED MORE

    • @trueCrimeGuruYes
      @trueCrimeGuruYes 4 роки тому +7

      @@ilikejojimiller846 But cHrIs hAnSeN is a sTaLkEr. This is like when the guy who was manipulating my mother (who had Alzheimier's) into giving him her banking pin number and her cash called the cops on my husband for threatening to beat him up if he didn't leave my mother alone. Because that actually happened. He was getting my mother stoned to make her compliant as well but he called the cops on my husband for saying "How about you leave her alone or I'll give you a beating."

  • @Lucas-yy5qe
    @Lucas-yy5qe 4 роки тому +5135

    The worst pick-up line ever: *"i brought dinner for myself, sorry"*

  • @stumarston6812
    @stumarston6812 3 роки тому +5779

    He shows up with dinner for himself, nothing for her and then goes into the bathroom to drop a huge grogan, all with 3 minutes of arriving. Hard to believe he's single.

  • @tybeanz7719
    @tybeanz7719 10 місяців тому +318

    Chris: “You live in Brooklyn”
    Joshua: “…in Queens”
    Chris: “YOU SAID BROOKLYN😡”

    • @Lady.Scorpio7
      @Lady.Scorpio7 8 місяців тому +8

      😂😂😂

    • @sirchi8731
      @sirchi8731 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@Lady.Scorpio7😂😂 I know that was funny

    • @Music_Iz_life
      @Music_Iz_life 2 місяці тому +2

      As a Brooklyn native, I can fully understand the disappointment when you think someone’s from here and sit turns out they’re just from Queens 😔

    • @kameelahsalaam2748
      @kameelahsalaam2748 22 дні тому

      Lol... 😂 I miss Chris's disses! Wait...
      *Bars*

  • @N2P190
    @N2P190 5 років тому +4249

    "He likes to be called Papi, but, we have another name for him. Predator" 😂

    • @ayarriba9093
      @ayarriba9093 5 років тому +77

      Nick Pilla these one liners and puns always have me cackling

    • @jennyx677
      @jennyx677 5 років тому +7

      I actually lol'd

    • @anastasiabills2647
      @anastasiabills2647 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @smolstack1408
      @smolstack1408 5 років тому +12

      There’re so on the nose I cringe but that’s what’s funny about them

    • @kirukiru5421
      @kirukiru5421 5 років тому +5

      prederito

  • @SgtElev3n
    @SgtElev3n 4 роки тому +3461

    I always wear a bulletproof vest when chatting on the internet

  • @kyletitterton
    @kyletitterton 4 роки тому +6616

    Brings dinner for himself? Immediately goes to take a dump?
    Dream date.

    • @benn_bazaa
      @benn_bazaa 4 роки тому +29

      Kyle Titterton a piss but ok

    • @marcoramirez313
      @marcoramirez313 4 роки тому +157

      BenMusic428 lol it’s funnier with him blowin it up

    • @pinkfloydguy7781
      @pinkfloydguy7781 4 роки тому +382

      Also he’s a plumber and his last name is colon? Bro

    • @kyletitterton
      @kyletitterton 4 роки тому +55

      @@pinkfloydguy7781 😂🤣 Too bad my surname didn't push me into the matching line of work...

    • @pinkfloydguy7781
      @pinkfloydguy7781 4 роки тому +14

      @@kyletitterton Well my last name didn’t make me into a big wisecracking black man with a gun for an arm out for revenge against a world-dominating power company

  • @saintlouis1087
    @saintlouis1087 10 місяців тому +744

    Legend is he’s still “holding it in” until this very day

    • @misterwhipple2870
      @misterwhipple2870 7 місяців тому +4

      He has to. There's a "One Way - Do Not Enter" sign on his bunghole.

    • @RefugioAnimalSiempreFieles
      @RefugioAnimalSiempreFieles 7 місяців тому +3

      In Jail he got some help

    • @dumann9142
      @dumann9142 4 місяці тому +1

      @@migz6894 Chris hansen turned into a clicker from the last of us

    • @tybeanz7719
      @tybeanz7719 4 місяці тому

      They did let him go to the bathroom when they got to the station

    • @saintlouis1087
      @saintlouis1087 4 місяці тому

      @@tybeanz7719 didn’t they buy him Chinese food too lol

  • @dondoprophet
    @dondoprophet 4 роки тому +7104

    The decoy was lowkey pissed af that he didn’t bring her anything

    • @cletussamboy8650
      @cletussamboy8650 4 роки тому +299

      Yeah I bet that pissed her off even more than trying to bang a 12 yr old. Like that's rude and selfish af.

    • @skinnylegend8518
      @skinnylegend8518 4 роки тому +442

      Showtime Don at least feed her before you breed her..... 🙄

    • @Nate-yi5bn
      @Nate-yi5bn 4 роки тому +85

      Cletus Samboy he ain’t simping for some girl

    • @sprout_456
      @sprout_456 4 роки тому +83

      @@Nate-yi5bn he Clearly is the biggest fucking simp

    • @SgtJoeSmith
      @SgtJoeSmith 4 роки тому +26

      wheres my m&ms!

  • @littlebird5400
    @littlebird5400 7 років тому +17300

    his forehead makes me uncomfortable,Arrest him again.

    • @warpath6666
      @warpath6666 7 років тому +500

      That's not a forehead .... that's a five-head. Hahahahaha !!! :D

    • @eriktruchinskas3747
      @eriktruchinskas3747 7 років тому +194

      B Christian if thats a fivehead than I have a sevenhead. i think the other guy means how shiny it is

    • @MrGoldenwaffler
      @MrGoldenwaffler 7 років тому +23

      ʚϊɞ Little Bird ʚϊɞ lol i went back to have a look. so weird looking

    • @figliodihades
      @figliodihades 7 років тому +6

      ʚϊɞ Little Bird ʚϊɞ yep lol

    • @marcuslyons7233
      @marcuslyons7233 7 років тому +3

      ʚϊɞ Little Bird ʚϊɞ lmfao

  • @divereric
    @divereric 5 років тому +3199

    This guy drink a whole bottle of truth serum before he got to the door.

  • @thecoldcallerguy
    @thecoldcallerguy 10 місяців тому +463

    Seeing the decoy’s face after she sees that he didn’t bring any food for her, it really hurt her feelings 😂

    • @mint7442
      @mint7442 10 місяців тому

      She was like ‘even for a pedo you suck’

    • @LiberatedNotes
      @LiberatedNotes 8 місяців тому +39

      It hurt my feelings too. I still cant get over it. I mean being a PDF file is bad enough, who tf brings dinner just for themselves

    • @Jade-hx2om
      @Jade-hx2om 8 місяців тому +19

      @@LiberatedNotesPDF FILE HAS NE ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sxwhitt
    @sxwhitt 5 років тому +4621

    This has got to be the most honest predator yet on this show LOL

    • @thatponydude6123
      @thatponydude6123 5 років тому +333

      He just straight up confessed what he was planning unlike most guys on this show

    • @RawketsChannel
      @RawketsChannel 5 років тому +314

      ThatPonyDude Probably cause he already knew Chris knew everything lmao

    • @quirkypurple3
      @quirkypurple3 5 років тому +138

      compared to the dude who said he wasn’t there to do anything weird and was literally naked

    • @gray_gogy
      @gray_gogy 5 років тому +14

      @@quirkypurple3 which episode is that

    • @Erika-xm2mi
      @Erika-xm2mi 5 років тому +14

      @@gray_gogy There are two and they're from the sister show, To Catch a Predator. There is this guy named John Kennely. The decoy asked him to wait naked in the garage and he did. He was also caught again in less that 24 or 48 hours, waiting to meet another underage person. Clips of his sting are all over UA-cam.
      Then there is this guy you can find if you search here "to catch a streaker". He also agreed to wait naked, but this guy is even more fucked up because he's into bestiality - he told the decoy during the chats that it'd be "hot" to see her *blank* her cat.

  • @_Seagie
    @_Seagie 4 роки тому +15573

    Even the fake 12 year old girl is kind of offended that he didn't bring anything for her LOL

  • @alia4463
    @alia4463 5 років тому +2390

    Bruh the actress sounded so sad when she realized she ain’t getting dinner “Oh...” 😭

    • @peytonowens7938
      @peytonowens7938 5 років тому +166

      Ali A i would say it’s cute but I’m 46 and I do t wanna end up on this show

    • @alia4463
      @alia4463 5 років тому +34

      Ketchup and Pickles LMAOO

    • @db4everr
      @db4everr 5 років тому +5

      Ketchup and Pickles 😂

    • @people6117
      @people6117 5 років тому +16

      @@peytonowens7938 LMAOOO watch out homie.

    • @aidanwong1201
      @aidanwong1201 5 років тому +3

      @@peytonowens7938 hahahaha

  • @maddieadaddy
    @maddieadaddy 5 місяців тому +59

    He disgusts me. Him admitting that he raped another child before this operation shows how important shows like this are. Absolutely disturbing.

  • @Normbox268
    @Normbox268 5 років тому +7188

    The decoy sounded a little bit hurt that he hadn’t brought her food

    • @shaylarz
      @shaylarz 5 років тому +583

      Can you blame her?

    • @brianaromero8101
      @brianaromero8101 5 років тому +403

      This hurt me too.

    • @doctrow37
      @doctrow37 5 років тому +234

      Maybe that’s how the crew gets fed lol

    • @urdadscottie5131
      @urdadscottie5131 5 років тому +30

      nat again I would be hurt too

    • @mhbbej1
      @mhbbej1 5 років тому +82

      What a cheap basted. The decoy got smoked out of a meal.

  • @celiaameraal983
    @celiaameraal983 4 роки тому +4109

    How can these guys watch Chris Hansen’s show and then literally go and do the same thing

    • @ElChupa_Cabra
      @ElChupa_Cabra 4 роки тому +245

      Same exact house and decoy

    • @jamesofthejungle9754
      @jamesofthejungle9754 4 роки тому +48

      I’m the same house lol

    • @ignorantmisanthrope
      @ignorantmisanthrope 4 роки тому +70

      The „I just came to get something to eat“ guy lol

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 4 роки тому +31

      Class Clown John something. He walked into kitchen NAKED!

    • @ignorantmisanthrope
      @ignorantmisanthrope 4 роки тому +16

      zeroinfinityzero I mean how dumb can you get for getting busted and doing the same thing next day ???!!!!

  • @sciencejoker6694
    @sciencejoker6694 5 років тому +3461

    Lesson learned: every underage kid is Chris Hansen

  • @TheManifestationMovement
    @TheManifestationMovement 10 місяців тому +90

    I love how he keeps saying he doesn't wanna talk anymore, but Chris keeps reeling him back in.

  • @sarahs2288
    @sarahs2288 3 роки тому +4728

    He brought dinner only for himself? No wonder this guy can’t get a girl his own age.

    • @libradawg9
      @libradawg9 3 роки тому +186

      EXACTLY what I was thinking. I also laughed when she immediately offered him a cupcake. Had to be intentional.

    • @tashasmith2548
      @tashasmith2548 3 роки тому +19

      Right

    • @ivyluxo9682
      @ivyluxo9682 3 роки тому +61

      exactly he doesnt even have manners!!

    • @barbaralynnjoy3840
      @barbaralynnjoy3840 3 роки тому +92

      Exactly, you better feed me if you want to eat me.

    • @ivyluxo9682
      @ivyluxo9682 3 роки тому +22

      @@barbaralynnjoy3840 😂😩

  • @StephonZeno
    @StephonZeno 5 років тому +2989

    3:15 *Comes over for a date*
    "I brought dinner for myself, sorry..."
    Smooth...like sand paper

    • @jonathangonzales4115
      @jonathangonzales4115 5 років тому +33

      But he manage to hook up with a 15 year old male as stated in the interrogation

    • @britgaddis
      @britgaddis 5 років тому +13

      He sad af

    • @rayy069
      @rayy069 5 років тому +33

      i have 1 word to describe this fat ass.... **VIRGIN**

    • @KM-nq7ez
      @KM-nq7ez 5 років тому +7

      Stephon Zeno sooo he’s a perp and a cheapo

    • @Sky_675-h6t
      @Sky_675-h6t 5 років тому +2

      Right?!? Wtf!

  • @Jarrosnshajahwh
    @Jarrosnshajahwh 5 років тому +4584

    This guy literally cannot lie, he was even admitting crimes he committed in the 2nd grade

    • @ximenanunez7877
      @ximenanunez7877 5 років тому +163

      Lol this reminds me of the scene from Goonies when chuck confesses for everything 😂😂😂

    • @JohnSmith-qg9sv
      @JohnSmith-qg9sv 5 років тому +12

      Yeah, Really!!

    • @chadthundercock7533
      @chadthundercock7533 5 років тому +59

      Become the judge for his case so you can have a 100% success for your career

    • @j.6230
      @j.6230 5 років тому +11

      He could be autistic or something, I've read autistic people have a hard time telling lies.

    • @TicTak8
      @TicTak8 5 років тому +45

      @@j.6230 he said he already knew who chris hansen was. So he was already fucked lol

  • @beegee8433
    @beegee8433 7 місяців тому +70

    I like how Chris didn't even let him use the bathroom before kicking him out 😂

  • @anonymousbacon3233
    @anonymousbacon3233 4 роки тому +1993

    This guy talks to Chris like a kid talks to their parents when they’re in trouble

    • @dnke4303
      @dnke4303 4 роки тому +30

      Anonymous Bacon this is a mental disorder so I can tell why he would act like a child

    • @brotftheyhaveusernamesnow
      @brotftheyhaveusernamesnow 4 роки тому +3

      Anonymous Bacon frrrr

    • @koulockz9444
      @koulockz9444 4 роки тому +6

      Most accurate comment ever.

    • @danielhenderson762
      @danielhenderson762 4 роки тому

      Lmao exactly what I have been thinking

    • @deangeldhof2229
      @deangeldhof2229 4 роки тому +11

      Everyone talks like that to Chris Hansen he just ooozes authority

  • @annabelle-kb8ff
    @annabelle-kb8ff 3 роки тому +10701

    I wish Chris had said "Hey Papi" when the guy had come out of the bathroom.

  • @kamariamutadabur1863
    @kamariamutadabur1863 5 років тому +4712

    predator: “i date all ages”
    investigator: “what?”
    predator: “hUh?” 👁👄👁

  • @joshwagner8468
    @joshwagner8468 11 місяців тому +80

    This guy is so honest it's sickening🤮🤮🤮

    • @xxrandmlinksxxbruh2419
      @xxrandmlinksxxbruh2419 9 місяців тому +2

      How?

    • @Flower_Enjoyer
      @Flower_Enjoyer 9 місяців тому +10

      Yeah, He should've shut up until he got a lawyer.

    • @ecoli3524
      @ecoli3524 9 місяців тому

      @@xxrandmlinksxxbruh2419did you not watch the video retard

    • @kevnyte
      @kevnyte 7 місяців тому +3

      @@Flower_Enjoyer so predators should not be forced to admit to their harmful deeds?

    • @deadbeats4417
      @deadbeats4417 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Flower_Enjoyer exactly, he admitted to another crime in the process 😐🤐

  • @leroybaxter2148
    @leroybaxter2148 4 роки тому +1745

    Chris Hansen’s tone to the predator is like a dad who talks to his son that’s not “mad at you” “just disappointed”

    • @RalfFarAl
      @RalfFarAl 4 роки тому +37

      Then the predator is talking in the tone the son would be speaking in aswell

    • @nathanseper8738
      @nathanseper8738 4 роки тому +11

      Because these people are, mentally, vile children.

    • @Blazeinbluebecausewhynot
      @Blazeinbluebecausewhynot 4 роки тому +10

      Fr he always sounds like a disappointed dad

    • @champions5832
      @champions5832 4 роки тому

      Right

    • @8daudio966
      @8daudio966 4 роки тому

      I had that recently

  • @edgarspavlovics3540
    @edgarspavlovics3540 3 роки тому +3172

    his last name is "Colon" and he's a plumber. You can't make that shit up

    • @Magneticitist
      @Magneticitist 3 роки тому +195

      lmao he's like "it's pronounced Cologne". No buddy your name is anus related.

    • @osssboys5700
      @osssboys5700 3 роки тому +17

      The sad thing is that he was later on released from jail
      ua-cam.com/video/KOl2-8rAl20/v-deo.html

    • @nicholasgurr8682
      @nicholasgurr8682 3 роки тому +52

      LOL "Shit"

    • @hotshitonly1
      @hotshitonly1 3 роки тому +42

      That’s some deep shit

    • @killswitch8653
      @killswitch8653 3 роки тому +2

      No pun intended

  • @joelpalmer5549
    @joelpalmer5549 6 років тому +29060

    Damn only brought dinner for himself no wonder he’s single.

    • @joesmith-ms1rs
      @joesmith-ms1rs 6 років тому +276

      Joel Palmer lol

    • @genes6703
      @genes6703 6 років тому +117

      lol

    • @soundasleep9145
      @soundasleep9145 6 років тому +847

      Single and fat... lmao I made myself laugh with that one

    • @Melloooowable
      @Melloooowable 6 років тому +2007

      Even the decoy was offended

    • @JazCaz
      @JazCaz 6 років тому +766

      That's his real crime here. Should have atleast brought a small snack for her

  • @ATShighwayhaulers
    @ATShighwayhaulers 10 місяців тому +26

    Absolutely disgusting. And the fact he’s so honest is what’s even scarier…

  • @questionblock8949
    @questionblock8949 5 років тому +2628

    "He likes to be called Papi, but we have another name for him.... predator!" DAAAAMMMNNNN!! Chris 9000!!!

    • @chriskathol
      @chriskathol 5 років тому +2

      Now his name is prag and he calls big ol Bubba 'Papi'

    • @PHILLYMEDIC69
      @PHILLYMEDIC69 5 років тому

      too bad chris is thrown into jail with all the predators

    • @mrdedicated1690
      @mrdedicated1690 5 років тому

      On god lol 😂

    • @junior958
      @junior958 5 років тому +1

      [?] Question Block that joke is dumb asf

    • @voicedify
      @voicedify 5 років тому

      @from a Roach to a Butterfly "Asshole" would be a very fitting name, considering his last name is Colon.

  • @blackiechan6969
    @blackiechan6969 5 років тому +2361

    Predator: "I date all ages."
    Officer: "What?"
    Predator: "Huh?"

  • @everett8603
    @everett8603 6 років тому +1970

    "A 19 year old theater student that can easily pass for a 12 year old"
    Well damn I didn't know this was a roast of the decoy actress

    • @juno2740
      @juno2740 6 років тому +56

      It's great for this stuff, but terrible for college. F

    • @lilysweetie8406
      @lilysweetie8406 6 років тому +79

      Yes us petite girls have it rough

    • @crazeyoscar9433
      @crazeyoscar9433 6 років тому +11

      @@lilysweetie8406 hi there :P.

    • @Akokaontawu
      @Akokaontawu 6 років тому +150

      @@crazeyoscar9433 take a seat over there

    • @hayleeofthevalley
      @hayleeofthevalley 6 років тому +37

      Asian Muslim Midget somebody call Chris we found another one

  • @adamwade8801
    @adamwade8801 6 місяців тому +22

    This dude
    -Brought dinner for himself
    -Failed to locate the bathroom 3x after being told where
    -Entered the bathroom in complete darkness
    -Thought the light switch to the bathroom was outside the bathroom
    -Reached into his pocket after being told not to
    😂😂😂😂

    • @BballNintendo3
      @BballNintendo3 6 місяців тому +4

      Said “I don’t wanna say any more” 3 times. Always said more after.

    • @Backrush340
      @Backrush340 2 місяці тому +1

      In my country, the light switch is always outside the bathroom.

  • @jaboonewman1333
    @jaboonewman1333 7 років тому +2527

    When you thought they cancelled "To Catch A Predator" but look through the door and Chris Hansen is waiting on you😂😂

    • @hefnersrevival9251
      @hefnersrevival9251 7 років тому +31

      Jaboo Newman I'm sleep

    • @TheStranger513
      @TheStranger513 7 років тому +7

      Jaboo Newman He should've had a line waiting for him. "I'm back like cooked crack" is one that comes to mind.

    • @taylahmccall9417
      @taylahmccall9417 7 років тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aubsta1
      @aubsta1 7 років тому +15

      LMAO greatest comment of 2017!

    • @sabrinao.9242
      @sabrinao.9242 7 років тому

      Jaboo Newman BAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @kamerons9967
    @kamerons9967 4 роки тому +2073

    Legend has it he still hasn’t used the bathroom

  • @hrdgms27
    @hrdgms27 4 роки тому +2235

    This is how you should date a minor without getting into trouble.
    Step 1 : Don't.
    Step 2 : Just don't.
    Step 3 : Stop, God just fkin don't.

  • @gabyponte6497
    @gabyponte6497 7 місяців тому +26

    He a disgusting monster, that being said hes an honest one for a change. As a mom hes terrifying.

  • @ryanwhelan4100
    @ryanwhelan4100 6 років тому +1376

    Chris Hansen totally gets off when he says "I'm Chris Hansen"

    • @mywaterparksromance1822
      @mywaterparksromance1822 6 років тому +21

      I would

    • @rumpledxkn
      @rumpledxkn 6 років тому +15

      I'm surprised he was able to keep himself from making a plumbing pun.

    • @bishopharrell8022
      @bishopharrell8022 6 років тому +41

      No, he gets off on the “You see how this looks” 😂💀

    • @MychMych1
      @MychMych1 6 років тому +3

      8:51

    • @user-ze7zr4qy6d
      @user-ze7zr4qy6d 6 років тому +2

      Bishop Harrell “umm is right” - chris hansen 😂😂💀

  • @officialnezquick
    @officialnezquick 5 років тому +4452

    predator: haha is the light switch out here?
    predator: *sees chris*
    predator: 👁👄👁

    • @em84c
      @em84c 5 років тому +130

      He didn't even get to pee. I'm surprised he didn't wet himself..😂

    • @jacobpeters5458
      @jacobpeters5458 5 років тому +46

      I was so happy he didn't get to pee. when he went in, I was like, "damn, he peed," but turned out he was looking for the switch. Then at the end when he asked if he could pee, I was like, "No, tell him No", Hansen points to the bathroom, I'm like "Damn". Then Hansen does the most magnificent thing and says I think you should go. high point of my year

    • @metaltheme8435
      @metaltheme8435 5 років тому +4

      @@jacobpeters5458 oookay fucking cringe

    • @tidepods5506
      @tidepods5506 5 років тому +4

      @@metaltheme8435 Honestly tho 😂 what the fuck was that English

    • @cumeyesteve8406
      @cumeyesteve8406 5 років тому +3

      @@metaltheme8435 you should STFU an stop acting like your gangster I'll gut you Busta.

  • @vj3373
    @vj3373 4 роки тому +2930

    Decoy was lowkey pissed he didn’t bring dinner 😂

    • @businessofseyy3512
      @businessofseyy3512 4 роки тому +9

      @Velvet Dolly it’s just a joke 🙄

    • @businessofseyy3512
      @businessofseyy3512 4 роки тому +5

      @Velvet Dolly can you read? Because I believe I did.

    • @zee3793
      @zee3793 4 роки тому +8

      That low key made me mad too😭

    • @HoneySuckle123
      @HoneySuckle123 4 роки тому +15

      He has zero game

    • @ninam.6781
      @ninam.6781 3 роки тому

      @@HoneySuckle123 look up the transcripts. He claims that him and his twin brother goes out and gets allll the girls.

  • @peachiedb
    @peachiedb 9 місяців тому +46

    Ill never understand how a grown man can look at a child and see anything sexual. I see a child and i see child. Some people are disgusting

    • @Somethingsomething-i5l
      @Somethingsomething-i5l 4 місяці тому +2

      I love kids, I would love to have a child one day. However, when I was 9-10 I was groomed on Roblox without my parents knowing to this day (3-4 years later.) Thank GOD for people like Chris Hanson getting rid off predators, and the people who make parental controls

    • @kinkisharyocoasters
      @kinkisharyocoasters 3 місяці тому +1

      As an asexual man i even have difficulty comprehending how many men think of women in terms of their genitals

  • @mightyace3374
    @mightyace3374 6 років тому +1972

    The pain In her voice when he didnt get her dinner... i feel her...

    • @AbbyScottO
      @AbbyScottO 6 років тому +88

      hunter _ald worst offense on this show

    • @MarsLonsen
      @MarsLonsen 6 років тому +60

      it was brutal, just brutal. smh

    • @noooboooo
      @noooboooo 6 років тому +41

      You *feel* her, huh? Are you aware you're *feeling* an underage girl, hunter_ald?

    • @mightyace3374
      @mightyace3374 6 років тому +14

      @@noooboooo fine ill fucking sit down

    • @mightyace3374
      @mightyace3374 6 років тому +17

      When he was getting exposed id eat his food staring at him smiling

  • @onayday2492
    @onayday2492 5 років тому +971

    Predator: "I don't wanna say anymore."
    Chris Hansen: *asks more questions*
    Predator: *continues to answer said questions*

    • @zm4522
      @zm4522 5 років тому +13

      He is weak willed

    • @billyreynolds4749
      @billyreynolds4749 5 років тому +3

      I wish he would have told Hansen to fuck off!!

    • @weeksweeks9552
      @weeksweeks9552 5 років тому +3

      If he'd really watch the shows before he should know to not give them quality footage so that he wont appear on tv/yt

    • @danielthom8624
      @danielthom8624 5 років тому

      @@billyreynolds4749 wei?

  • @Jack-jk6pt
    @Jack-jk6pt 7 років тому +2725

    "Likes to be called Papi, Latin slang for daddy, but we call him something else... predator!"
    Chris Hansen, you're such a hoot!

    • @louper3002
      @louper3002 7 років тому +4

      he's an idiot.

    • @autumn5193
      @autumn5193 7 років тому +57

      Louie Sutherland yes, we know you think that. You don't have to wave that reply on everyone's comment

    • @rludlow77
      @rludlow77 7 років тому +75

      Louie Sutherland he's caught you before huh

    • @kerriwatson1448
      @kerriwatson1448 7 років тому +3

      JBsnytz he's the real roast

    • @kerriwatson1448
      @kerriwatson1448 7 років тому +5

      JBsnytz he's the fucking best

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy 10 місяців тому +22

    Was this dude's plan to have the decoy watch him eat his food brought only for him? Wow, what a catch!

  • @emiliovasquez594
    @emiliovasquez594 4 роки тому +9230

    Girl: "I made you cupcakes. What you bring me?"
    Man: "I didn't bring, I brought dinner, for myself"
    He deserves to be locked up.

    • @virginiansupremacy
      @virginiansupremacy 4 роки тому +552

      He has a really punchable baby face.

    • @fmfdocbotl4358
      @fmfdocbotl4358 4 роки тому +278

      They were red velvet too which makes me even more mad.

    • @lynnboyer6643
      @lynnboyer6643 4 роки тому +56

      Joshua Colon shouldn't go out on a date with a 12-year-old girl.

    • @cbrreezzyy69
      @cbrreezzyy69 4 роки тому +370

      Even though she’s an actor, that look of disappointment was real when he said he didn’t bring any food for her.

    • @itsmissm8459
      @itsmissm8459 4 роки тому +8

      Emilio Vasquez 😂😭💀oh my gawd

  • @w7lves
    @w7lves 5 років тому +1640

    These dudes don't _just_ realize their mistake. They knew what they were doing, they just feel bad bc they got caught

    • @missmiawallis706
      @missmiawallis706 5 років тому +13

      Typical

    • @gloriaregali9090
      @gloriaregali9090 4 роки тому +2

      Like the most of criminals.

    • @stone65037
      @stone65037 4 роки тому +6

      That’s everyone with doing anything wrong

    • @w7lves
      @w7lves 4 роки тому +13

      @@stone65037 not necessarily true. Someone does some wrong shit in the heat of the moment, and feel sorry later regardless if they were caught

    • @stone65037
      @stone65037 4 роки тому +5

      w777lves some people don’t feel bad if not caught

  • @jeanalexander7863
    @jeanalexander7863 5 років тому +2448

    Not only is he sicko, but he brought dinner for himself?

    • @gr8pes
      @gr8pes 5 років тому +82

      ikr how selfish

    • @sadbitch1559
      @sadbitch1559 5 років тому +10

      Calm down you know how it feels like to have that urge? Its irresistable and also yeah he is kinda selfish for no food and i would feed on his fats

    • @lucyreade4287
      @lucyreade4287 5 років тому +33

      Noob Boy what?

    • @MetaGiga
      @MetaGiga 5 років тому +8

      He certainly didn’t need it

    • @DatHombre
      @DatHombre 5 років тому +2

      @@lucyreade4287 seriously lol

  • @raiden3522
    @raiden3522 7 місяців тому +21

    and he's in prison again this year... for the 3rd time... jeez... why do they keep releasing this predators into the wild.

  • @arseblasta
    @arseblasta 4 роки тому +1282

    "can I use your bathroom"
    Chris Hansen: *pops from the toilet*

  • @ironrose6
    @ironrose6 6 років тому +1151

    "What'd you bring me?"
    "Oh, uh, I brought dinner... for me."
    Smooth, Casanova. Real smooth.

    • @ross_ulbright7779
      @ross_ulbright7779 6 років тому +39

      The problem with a lot of these guys is that they are self centered. It is a serious issue in parenting. These guys haven't been taught to consider the feelings of others.

    • @bridgemildred2606
      @bridgemildred2606 6 років тому +3

      Dave Redacted Ahahahaha!!!

    • @bridgemildred2606
      @bridgemildred2606 6 років тому

      Jason Adamson Exactly!

    • @ironrose6
      @ironrose6 6 років тому +22

      Props to him though for being the only predator I've seen in any of Chris' series that actually admits he was fully planning on banging her.

    • @TheChrisfyfe
      @TheChrisfyfe 6 років тому +4

      @@ironrose6 not really tho. he said he knew who hansen was, and knew what the deal was. as soon as he saw Hansen pop out he knew what was going on. also it's just idiodic to do that too because he ended up with more charges cause he talked too much

  • @nfvy8111
    @nfvy8111 6 років тому +16036

    What just blows my mind is that these people always say they’ve seen the show and yet here they are.....

    • @TedBronson1918
      @TedBronson1918 6 років тому +1196

      VII - That's because there are 350 million people in the US, and they figure that the chances of it being THEM getting caught is pretty low. They're playing the odds... and losing. The majority of them win, though.

    • @mtrina2715
      @mtrina2715 6 років тому +5

      VII right

    • @volundrfrey896
      @volundrfrey896 6 років тому +174

      +TedBronson1918
      I doubt the majority win as such. They get nothing, that's probably why these people get caught even if they've seen the show. Because they've been looking for a long time and finally think they might get some.

    • @adb8003
      @adb8003 6 років тому +240

      xtx lcogxog we don’t have child marriage in america...

    • @adb8003
      @adb8003 6 років тому +88

      xtx lcogxog it’s not legal...

  • @wyattberry5180
    @wyattberry5180 4 місяці тому +6

    offering the predator a cupcake is crazy, this show was ahead of its time 😂

  • @advantage3824
    @advantage3824 4 роки тому +1473

    I'm waiting for someone to go "Oh I didn't come here for no little girls, I came for you Chris Hansen"

    • @0mega.mechan1c.
      @0mega.mechan1c. 4 роки тому +6

      😅😅😅😅😅!

    • @TheeFungUsAmongUs
      @TheeFungUsAmongUs 4 роки тому +111

      Now we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way.

    • @EddyG2023
      @EddyG2023 4 роки тому +35

      I’m sure it’s happened, especially during this newer investigation. They wouldn’t show that though.

    • @TheeFungUsAmongUs
      @TheeFungUsAmongUs 4 роки тому +9

      ua-cam.com/video/76LD2cTQeSU/v-deo.html

    • @DoomSlayer-gj8qb
      @DoomSlayer-gj8qb 4 роки тому +1

      TheresAFungusAmongUs oh haha!

  • @brianlohse6801
    @brianlohse6801 4 роки тому +2066

    This guy is the only predator that answered all the questions honestly.

    • @justinreid3663
      @justinreid3663 4 роки тому +113

      Well he said he watches the show, so he already knows how it goes

    • @ArchiveTheMyth
      @ArchiveTheMyth 4 роки тому +5

      @KoivuTheHab because the scary part is that sometimes, its actually a kid

    • @suckmehoff5108
      @suckmehoff5108 4 роки тому +4

      KoivuTheHab he literally said he had sexual relations a few months back with a young boy u are the fucking imbecile

    • @lukaszwojcik8174
      @lukaszwojcik8174 4 роки тому

      @KoivuTheHab " don't necessarily have any interest in committing any crimes whatsoever" you're full of crap, they express their interest in sexual relation with a minor explicitly. why would you ever defend them? and US is now not civilized LMFAO, i would sure like to know which countries you are referring to

    • @suckmehoff5108
      @suckmehoff5108 4 роки тому +2

      KoivuTheHab he literally said he had sexual relation with a minor boy then went to do it again and u say no intention r u fucking braindead

  • @erika225
    @erika225 5 років тому +1627

    just imagine through this whole interrogation, he had to pee

    • @Chapyn429
      @Chapyn429 5 років тому +2

      Erika Piedra hahahahaha

    • @calyxprophet5221
      @calyxprophet5221 5 років тому +18

      I think the police let him pee before the interrogation he had a cup of somthing doubt he'd be drinking if he had to pee.

    • @westoncalta3647
      @westoncalta3647 5 років тому +14

      Who cares, hahah. Hes a creep

    • @ogarnogin5160
      @ogarnogin5160 5 років тому +2

      Rational when you know life as you knew it was over for ever

    • @4God17
      @4God17 5 років тому +5

      What if he actually had to shit

  • @tru2brandon53
    @tru2brandon53 5 місяців тому +6

    “Why did u have her call u papi” chris hansen is unintentionally funny bro i swear 😂

  • @antwanlee31
    @antwanlee31 5 років тому +1612

    *chris hansen pops out the air vent*
    "what are you doing here"

    • @Masked-sl1dw
      @Masked-sl1dw 5 років тому +16

      Uh yeah, I'll have a Number One, small, diet coke, and can I swap out the fries for a few felonies?

    • @charlenemandel7442
      @charlenemandel7442 5 років тому +3

      Antwan...loved that comnent.

    • @TooSaucy480
      @TooSaucy480 5 років тому +1

      Yawn...

    • @fucker4166
      @fucker4166 5 років тому

      Best I can do is $2.00

    • @antwanlee31
      @antwanlee31 5 років тому

      @@charlenemandel7442 thank you

  • @f-35alightningii79
    @f-35alightningii79 4 роки тому +2133

    Everybody gangsta till Chris Hanson walks out the back room.

    • @veawy9151
      @veawy9151 4 роки тому +4

      F-35A Lightning II I died when he was all like ohh f*ck

    • @djjackson155
      @djjackson155 4 роки тому +1

      Agreed

    • @kevingamez220
      @kevingamez220 4 роки тому

      F-35A lighting 2
      I to love fighter jet mine if the F-22 Raptor it's nice to know someone else love fighters

    • @maziu27
      @maziu27 4 роки тому

      thats because nigga in trouble

    • @caesthoffe
      @caesthoffe 4 роки тому +1

      everybody gangsta till Chris Hansen says "why dont you take a seat"

  • @jutjammin7778
    @jutjammin7778 4 роки тому +2263

    When he said “ you look hotter than your pictures” I cringed

    • @garymontague2560
      @garymontague2560 4 роки тому +4

      Me too

    • @deanarupe73
      @deanarupe73 4 роки тому +77

      I have a thirteen year old daughter and it made me cringe to. I actually had her watch this because I've been teaching her about this. And these videos have been very helpful in proving a point to her about online predators.

    • @Lexusgx550
      @Lexusgx550 4 роки тому +1

      JußtJammin 777 creepy :/

    • @emp4332
      @emp4332 4 роки тому

      Gary Montague good lol

    • @gigimoon
      @gigimoon 4 роки тому +2

      🤢🤮 me too. Fuckin sick!!@

  • @gillchesterton8614
    @gillchesterton8614 9 місяців тому +8

    Bringing dinner for yourself only is the hight of bad manners

  • @adibabrar405
    @adibabrar405 5 років тому +835

    "I date all ages..."
    "What?"
    "Huh?"

  • @HelloThere-fg4hd
    @HelloThere-fg4hd 5 років тому +10248

    Chris: “Did you bring condoms”?
    Papi: “yes”
    Chris: “put them on”

    • @TheNari007
      @TheNari007 5 років тому +136

      omg XDD

    • @robhinyngr5913
      @robhinyngr5913 5 років тому +68

      😂😂😂

    • @LilFork
      @LilFork 5 років тому +171

      name checks out

    • @iieatyoureyes
      @iieatyoureyes 5 років тому +255

      That sounded sexually charged, Mr Dick.

    • @WildDogXD
      @WildDogXD 5 років тому +70

      This made me laugh so badly

  • @moonshine588
    @moonshine588 4 роки тому +1028

    "Papi, which is Latin slang for daddy" excellent reporting once again Chris.

    • @justmii4887
      @justmii4887 4 роки тому +15

      not latin, just spanish lol

    • @diegor.1905
      @diegor.1905 4 роки тому +8

      @@justmii4887 fr 😂
      Latin is not Spanish at all

    • @latoyalewis
      @latoyalewis 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @demonicar
    @demonicar 5 місяців тому +3

    I love this one because this is the ONLY episode where the decoy re-appears after the predator is caught.
    I love the way he looks at her so betrayed.

  • @JediMaestr0
    @JediMaestr0 4 роки тому +489

    That whole "You've seen my show?" "Yeah" "Well, guess what, we're starting up again" killed me. That's gold right there.

  • @plxtinumz4330
    @plxtinumz4330 4 роки тому +1420

    My mans watches the show and still gets caught lmao

    • @effiez183
      @effiez183 4 роки тому +98

      That’s why I think they should change houses sometimes because someone who watches the show can see the house and dip

    • @flizard9638
      @flizard9638 4 роки тому +82

      @@effiez183 imagine one day somebody just buys that house and Chris Hansen pops out of nowhere and says have a seat for me

    • @flizard9638
      @flizard9638 4 роки тому +10

      @Velvet Dolly learn to take a fucking joke you insensitive fuck head 💀💀💀 imagine being on the internet and being sensitive couldn't be me 💀

    • @alfredocarrillo1860
      @alfredocarrillo1860 4 роки тому +5

      @@flizard9638 imagine trying to insult someone but make yourself look stupid by contradicting yourself in the process instead...”insensitive” means the complete opposite of sensitive LMFAO

    • @Renaissanceman81
      @Renaissanceman81 4 роки тому +5

      Don’t say your mans

  • @Supercrayawn
    @Supercrayawn 4 роки тому +1183

    He had to give that interview while dying for a piss lmao

    • @gregdahlen4375
      @gregdahlen4375 4 роки тому +29

      plumber needs a toilet

    • @heyaftshanetil5973
      @heyaftshanetil5973 4 роки тому +14

      When he starts fidgeting it aint Cos he’s nervous he’s about to piss himself 😭😭😭

    • @tanaka6691
      @tanaka6691 4 роки тому +2

      Heyaft Shane til Truer words have never been spoken

    • @heyaftshanetil5973
      @heyaftshanetil5973 4 роки тому

      UwU 🤣😪

    • @kyan3514
      @kyan3514 4 роки тому

      He most likely did anyway espicially since he saw Chris Hansen I bet he just pissed himself .

  • @gabrielmenezes1361
    @gabrielmenezes1361 24 дні тому +5

    Dudes name is Colon, he starts the date by taking a dump, and he’s a plumber. That’s a guy who’s fully committed to his character’s class and backstory.

  • @nightmime9021
    @nightmime9021 4 роки тому +1956

    Chris: "Hes locking the door, what could he be thinking?"
    Well Chris, you silly goose, theres crazy people out there, dont want someone breaking in.

  • @WallE878
    @WallE878 4 роки тому +710

    I know this is suppose to be a serious show, but Chris Hansons dramatic entrances and whitty 1 liners have me rolling

    • @michaeldietz9026
      @michaeldietz9026 4 роки тому +11

      His entrance and reveal of who he is easily is the best part.

    • @TylrTheDstryr
      @TylrTheDstryr 4 роки тому +7

      It'd be great seeing Chris walk in and speak Japanese and do a JoJo entrance and make a pose with the text behind him

    • @hollycat6697
      @hollycat6697 4 роки тому +1

      Same 😂

    • @hughjereckshon1232
      @hughjereckshon1232 Рік тому +1

      The guys “oh shit” reaction was hilarious too, it’s just so crazy how dumb these people are.

  • @Vxillainous
    @Vxillainous 5 років тому +2692

    Predator: *Goes to the bathroom*
    Chris Hansen: *Standing on the toilet*
    WhAt aRe yOu dOinG hEre

    • @ashleyodonnell7807
      @ashleyodonnell7807 5 років тому +14

      😂😂😂😂

    • @barnabasnagy7185
      @barnabasnagy7185 5 років тому +85

      Predator: In bed sleeping.
      Chris Hansen: Standing on bedside table with arms crossed.
      ~What are you doing here?

    • @mibaja2364
      @mibaja2364 5 років тому +53

      Predator: Goes to the bathroom
      Chris Hansen: Standing on the toilet
      Why don't you take a seat right over here?

    • @shap4312
      @shap4312 5 років тому +7

      @@barnabasnagy7185 😭😭

    • @SkitzoBenjamin
      @SkitzoBenjamin 5 років тому +4

      Lmfao

  • @bigal98761
    @bigal98761 8 місяців тому +6

    This is the most honest criminal I ever heard

  • @madisoncronn1013
    @madisoncronn1013 7 років тому +1351

    Bro when he stuck his head out the window and was messing with the light switch and looked up and his face changed I fucking died

    • @Nova-T4G
      @Nova-T4G 7 років тому +15

      MR
      lol

    • @dkelly26666
      @dkelly26666 7 років тому +21

      AND.... Now he had to pee twice as bad and who knows how long he held it???? Dude's kidneys were gone after this....

    • @madisoncronn1013
      @madisoncronn1013 7 років тому +6

      Sorry door

    • @nyslife1218
      @nyslife1218 7 років тому +3

      Madison Cronn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @loisgriffin190
      @loisgriffin190 7 років тому +2

      Madison Cronn Im dying omgawd💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @SarastistheSerpent
    @SarastistheSerpent 5 років тому +1678

    What kind of a monster doesn’t bring food for the underage kid he’s planning on assaulting smh

  • @firemasterx23
    @firemasterx23 6 років тому +1021

    Him bringing dinner for himself is the true crime

    • @stigmatamartyr4223
      @stigmatamartyr4223 6 років тому

      Rocky Dang 😂😂

    • @firemasterx23
      @firemasterx23 6 років тому +1

      @Honeysuckle Blossom okie dokie

    • @engineengine9
      @engineengine9 6 років тому +1

      Right 😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

    • @heykalhagi7943
      @heykalhagi7943 6 років тому +7

      He is very selfish 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @greenleesuperfan
      @greenleesuperfan 6 років тому +20

      Trying to take a twelve years old virginity and just bring dinner for himself damn 🥵🤮

  • @Get_rid_of_u_248
    @Get_rid_of_u_248 10 місяців тому +5

    "Well, guess what? We're starting up again!" - Chris Hansen

  • @katelynedits669
    @katelynedits669 7 років тому +22774

    imagine getting all ur texts getting read back to you... lmfao

    • @junedreamer
      @junedreamer 7 років тому +1232

      Katelyn Edits nightmare fuel

    • @BiG_SorD
      @BiG_SorD 7 років тому +580

      Katelyn Edits they always tell them to stop reading their texts back lol

    • @GSlice37
      @GSlice37 7 років тому +1243

      im texting adult women and i don't wanna hear back the shit i text, that shits embarrassing

    • @mag07k
      @mag07k 7 років тому +153

      JorDAMN lol paste them I wana see

    • @GSlice37
      @GSlice37 7 років тому +575

      MAG One time i messaged a girl a picture of a valley at sunset, message attached was "this view is beautiful....but not as beautiful as you😊" 🙃🙃🙃

  • @embracedavodka1015
    @embracedavodka1015 5 років тому +1617

    Dude said he would marry her but brings dinner for himself smh 😂

    • @pablotown77
      @pablotown77 5 років тому +7

      EmbraceDa Vodka101 I thought the exact same thing

    • @embracedavodka1015
      @embracedavodka1015 5 років тому +6

      Lmaooo 😆😆

    • @laurasweightlossjourney
      @laurasweightlossjourney 5 років тому +20

      Smooth like frozen butter.

    • @cactus374
      @cactus374 5 років тому +12

      EmbraceDa Vodka101 He just wanted to bust a nut and leave lmfaooo dude should just go clubbing

    • @embracedavodka1015
      @embracedavodka1015 5 років тому

      Lmaooo it would’ve probably taken him 3 minutes

  • @Solo_Videos
    @Solo_Videos 5 років тому +850

    When he says “We’re starting up again” he sounds like a super hero coming out of retirement lol

    • @dystopiangodess
      @dystopiangodess 5 років тому +86

      Are you insinuating that he ISN'T totally a superhero coming out of retirement?

    • @lonewolf2513
      @lonewolf2513 5 років тому +32

      Chris Hansen, the world's most important super hero. No cap

    • @Rizzinator123
      @Rizzinator123 5 років тому +4

      Yep a superhero in jail atm for fraudulent checks

    • @lonewolf2513
      @lonewolf2513 5 років тому +9

      @@Rizzinator123 still a lot better then what plumber boy did

    • @simssmis
      @simssmis 5 років тому +1

      The GOAT lol

  • @joshua9san
    @joshua9san Місяць тому +8

    She wearing a bulletproof vest in case of screen shots, bruh

  • @s3ptic433
    @s3ptic433 4 роки тому +1393

    “He likes to be called papi but we have another nickname for him..”
    *INMATE #381*