“I'm Chris Hansen." "No you’re not." "Yes, I am." "No you're not!”

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  • @Waltham1892
    @Waltham1892 5 років тому +123765

    "I really can't afford to be arrested..."
    Don't worry Sir, its free of charge.

    • @eccentriq1014
      @eccentriq1014 5 років тому +3047

      This deserves more likes😂

    • @robprocks
      @robprocks 5 років тому +673

      @@eccentriq1014 For real!! 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @msgriffinhive
      @msgriffinhive 5 років тому +485

      And so is being an idiot

    • @Tristan-jt3id
      @Tristan-jt3id 5 років тому +1493

      It actually costs money to be arrested. Court fees and what not

    • @msgriffinhive
      @msgriffinhive 5 років тому +1531

      @@Tristan-jt3id WHY MUST YPU RUIN THIS

  • @Rightopinionhaver
    @Rightopinionhaver 5 років тому +19155

    “Please guys let me go home” ok guys wrap it up he said we can’t arrest him

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 4 роки тому +267

      His -mom- self said no

    • @musblue2599
      @musblue2599 4 роки тому +104

      He's not that white 😂

    • @colbyfletcher7825
      @colbyfletcher7825 4 роки тому +10

      Yeet

    • @phenomenaljone
      @phenomenaljone 4 роки тому +5

      Michael Lucas 😩😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🔥

    • @beastcarleeto707
      @beastcarleeto707 4 роки тому +11

      @@colbyfletcher7825 r/ihavereddit

  • @synthogd808
    @synthogd808 5 років тому +104036

    At least his hair and eyebrows knew better than to come over

    • @melaniewheeler1655
      @melaniewheeler1655 5 років тому +2848

      For real 😂

    • @Mr07008
      @Mr07008 5 років тому +876

      AHAHAHAH

    • @balencixo
      @balencixo 5 років тому +697

      LMAOOO

    • @Rulle666
      @Rulle666 5 років тому +643

      @@unsub8321 Your face knew better than to show up on your profile picture as well!

    • @wokeex6770
      @wokeex6770 5 років тому +160

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rubinmuslake
    @rubinmuslake 5 місяців тому +1011

    "Well, I'm here because I was slightly concerned."
    "Concerned about what?"
    "Well, concerned cuz she's talking to people that are a lot younger-- a lot older--"
    What a fruedian slip.

    • @rubinmuslake
      @rubinmuslake 5 місяців тому +22

      He's chewing his gum so fast lmao

    • @maxtretikov
      @maxtretikov 2 місяці тому +2

      @manhamnight these predators tellin all their business, sit in in the court and be they own star witness...

    • @darinroberts
      @darinroberts Місяць тому

      @@maxtretikov
      So what. It’s better that way.
      Probably their brains way of saying im tired of hidin this shit

    • @Rico-pv1gx
      @Rico-pv1gx Місяць тому

      Look at how gentle they are with these • • " male predators!!!
      They are more aggressive with women and children of color !!!

    • @poleve5409
      @poleve5409 Місяць тому

      ​@@darinrobertsI'm not sure that's a doom quote

  • @dskcis
    @dskcis 4 роки тому +5509

    “I really can’t afford to get arrested”
    You tryna buy a Premium cell or something?

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 4 роки тому +138

      Otherwise he gets a shitload of prison ads

    • @mustardyboi4187
      @mustardyboi4187 4 роки тому +65

      レックスRex
      That’s when you know you have to uninstall the prison

    • @anonymoustranscriber2869
      @anonymoustranscriber2869 4 роки тому +4

      Ew, a roblox profile picture.

    • @conastel3023
      @conastel3023 4 роки тому +6

      @@anonymoustranscriber2869 Probably just a kid man, let it be. They'll grow up

    • @dskcis
      @dskcis 4 роки тому

      Conastel k

  • @ivroxxd
    @ivroxxd 5 років тому +62017

    Later on, as hansen was lying down in his bed at night, that question came back to his mind.. "am i really chris hansen?"

    • @ZombryaTheDark
      @ZombryaTheDark 5 років тому +2333

      I read that in his voice lmao

    • @hibikimaiku
      @hibikimaiku 5 років тому +299

      😆😆😆

    • @ezzanz961
      @ezzanz961 5 років тому +228

      Unpopular Opinion 🤣

    • @juliusminaj
      @juliusminaj 5 років тому +83

      ZombryaTheDark same lmao

    • @anthonylaudano9751
      @anthonylaudano9751 5 років тому +55

      What a low life DORK.COULDNT GET LAYED IN A MORG

  • @flowerprincess1615
    @flowerprincess1615 5 років тому +5109

    “I deal with kids all the time” ooh buddy that was the wrong choice of words

  • @JustJakePape
    @JustJakePape 4 місяці тому +669

    Bro really hit Chris with the “😟☝️”

    • @Lisa-es9fg
      @Lisa-es9fg 4 місяці тому +25

      😂 "did you blaze"
      "wait.. sir.. are you answering me or reading the chat?"

    • @LwandileDL
      @LwandileDL 2 місяці тому +4

      My guy was like -> 🙋🏾‍♂️

    • @lessthanthreemetal
      @lessthanthreemetal Місяць тому +9

      This dude was actually smarter than the rest because he didn't send anything that specifically incriminating. Even the "downward dog" text had foresight because it is indeed a popular yoga move.

    • @LwandileDL
      @LwandileDL Місяць тому

      @@lessthanthreemetal 😂😂😂 prick!

    • @edgyplays0290
      @edgyplays0290 Місяць тому +1

      Presenting to the emergency room

  • @worm2576
    @worm2576 4 роки тому +23957

    “I deal with kids all the time” not a good thing to say in front of Chris Hanson

    • @medicalcal
      @medicalcal 4 роки тому +106

      thanks for the info, DIO.

    • @lextherex1025
      @lextherex1025 4 роки тому +23

      LMAO

    • @Andy-xl9gz
      @Andy-xl9gz 4 роки тому +15

      😂 Ikr

    • @chrispham6599
      @chrispham6599 4 роки тому +17

      Famous last words

    • @user-fd3ip5ff6z
      @user-fd3ip5ff6z 4 роки тому +52

      W O R M pedos are mostly white. I’m kroean woman i don’t know white culture I live in korea
      But I know there’s something weird in white people culture

  • @TheeeDave556
    @TheeeDave556 4 роки тому +7810

    The worst thing that could happen to Caillou in the future.

    • @reislashbai
      @reislashbai 4 роки тому +251

      Things are getting wild in Caillou's house tonight

    • @TheeeDave556
      @TheeeDave556 4 роки тому +9

      @Strawberry Orphan lmao, I can Google it

    • @turcanudan9386
      @turcanudan9386 4 роки тому +9

      The worst, and yet...the likeliest

    • @KajunMs39
      @KajunMs39 4 роки тому +7

      Lol!! Good one

    • @MatridoxRBLX
      @MatridoxRBLX 4 роки тому +3

      DavidzToyz underrated comment

  • @OrganicDolphin
    @OrganicDolphin 4 роки тому +17717

    “He’s obsessed with pizza”
    Why did they feel we needed to know that.

    • @babylonisfallen4411
      @babylonisfallen4411 4 роки тому +647

      A question I asked myself as well.
      Plus where is their evidence ?
      simply bringing pizza implies obsession I guess

    • @3ves
      @3ves 4 роки тому +1240

      *pizza gate*

    • @saltinecracker491
      @saltinecracker491 4 роки тому +80

      @@babylonisfallen4411 He probably said it and they just didnt show us.

    • @babylonisfallen4411
      @babylonisfallen4411 4 роки тому +386

      Well I demand proof. You can't go around making bold accusations like that without proof.

    • @sakurito55
      @sakurito55 4 роки тому +122

      Astro Dan watch pizza gate videos and you’ll understand

  • @LetJesusTouchUrLife
    @LetJesusTouchUrLife 3 місяці тому +292

    Gosh, I am 32 years old and I can't imagine even thinking of a 13-year-old that way. That's DISGUSTING. Look how red he is. He is so guilty; he knows he was there for a sick, perverted fantasy. I'm glad he got caught.

    • @behindthen0thing
      @behindthen0thing 2 місяці тому +6

      It was the cialus he took

    • @annagitana1
      @annagitana1 2 місяці тому +14

      It’s so gross. Like that’s a little kid. I still crawled into bed with my mom after a nightmare at that age. I can’t imagine. The thing is, they get off on destroying by innocence.

    • @JusttrustSans
      @JusttrustSans Місяць тому

      That's the thing, I'm not sure these idiotic creatures actually think. (i won't refer to them as human)

    • @jaeger9654
      @jaeger9654 Місяць тому +1

      Some girls in their 14-16 can be finished Puberty, they got puberty faster. But 18 is like almost everyone finishing puberty

    • @anonnymous31
      @anonnymous31 Місяць тому

      You're attracted to the physical side, not the age.

  • @MadIsTheHatter
    @MadIsTheHatter 5 років тому +12492

    “I came here to save this girl from guys like me” pretty much his defense

    • @1amNumberOne
      @1amNumberOne 5 років тому +227

      Omg...this is SO FUCKIN FUNNY...I dont understand how no one else could be talking about this fact

    • @henrijs1733
      @henrijs1733 5 років тому +37

      self-burn haha

    • @ndhdhdbjendidnd1246
      @ndhdhdbjendidnd1246 5 років тому +79

      That's what I call, self defence

    • @TimSlee1
      @TimSlee1 5 років тому +72

      Other predators have made the same shitty excuse.

    • @voltorb433
      @voltorb433 5 років тому +5

      Lol I thought that too

  • @zxck876
    @zxck876 4 роки тому +6417

    Chris Hansen’s one liners are smoother than that dudes head.

    • @rocketbaboon2003
      @rocketbaboon2003 4 роки тому +51

      Zack lmao he is a professional talker after all

    • @zxck876
      @zxck876 4 роки тому +6

      Rocket Baboon Hahaha

    • @thicok4555
      @thicok4555 4 роки тому +7

      To bad Chris went to jail to

    • @rocketbaboon2003
      @rocketbaboon2003 4 роки тому +4

      Elias hell yes at least it wasn’t him being a predator

    • @bunbo1812
      @bunbo1812 4 роки тому

      @@thicok4555 he got arrested? what did Chris do?

  • @sofiasorace
    @sofiasorace 4 роки тому +5079

    “ He’s wearing a shirt popular with MIT graduates. But he didn’t go there, he went to a small New York college.” Man these guys throwing shade

    • @GoldandAppel
      @GoldandAppel 4 роки тому +49

      Perpetrating.

    • @patrickobrien5311
      @patrickobrien5311 4 роки тому +109

      that shirt is cool tho, simplified the equation says "MIT"

    • @mjf2891
      @mjf2891 4 роки тому +34

      Golden Pants that shirt is cute though, built good

    • @Kate21561
      @Kate21561 4 роки тому +1

      LMAO, lkr?

    • @georgea.4125
      @georgea.4125 4 роки тому +33

      @Shalexia Davis They just want to show he is phony and that he wears a shirt in attempt to make himself look like an MIT graduate, while he just went to a small college. It's all about hypocrisy and deception in other areas in his life other than child hunting.

  • @gamerchosis6666
    @gamerchosis6666 21 день тому +34

    Chris Hansen- I'm Chris Hansen
    Mike- No you're not
    Chris Hansen- * proceeds to slowly fade out of existence *

  • @SuperSara924
    @SuperSara924 4 роки тому +29038

    “I’m gonna get arrested if I go out that door”
    Dude you’re gonna get arrested no matter what door you go out

    • @JDUCSUDMU38948
      @JDUCSUDMU38948 4 роки тому +265

      Half Blood Scum lmfaooo true, I was waiting for him to start throwing things

    • @stellawilliamoldvideosofch3856
      @stellawilliamoldvideosofch3856 4 роки тому +35

      Hehe

    • @AlphaQHard
      @AlphaQHard 4 роки тому +809

      „What if I just flush myself down the toilet like the piece of shit that I am?”

    • @carnagezone4268
      @carnagezone4268 4 роки тому +175

      @@AlphaQHard this is the First comment to actually make me lol. Thank you, have a like and a cookie.

    • @useenmebefore5486
      @useenmebefore5486 4 роки тому +43

      Even if he comes out of the closet?

  • @bw2481
    @bw2481 5 років тому +9314

    "I deal with kids all the time..."
    Not your best argument, sir.

    • @perryjudson364
      @perryjudson364 5 років тому +83

      I read this the second he said that😂

    • @realniaimani
      @realniaimani 5 років тому +11

      Breeshia Wade right 😂😂😭😭

    • @1snikta
      @1snikta 5 років тому +55

      Definitely not the best choice of words.. You're going down math tutor.

    • @tommykupper2540
      @tommykupper2540 5 років тому +5

      I read this as soon as he said it😂😂😂

    • @ciaranfxfilms
      @ciaranfxfilms 5 років тому +7

      Perry Judson same 😂😹🤣

  • @Mark-xf1ot
    @Mark-xf1ot 4 роки тому +28246

    “Police, put your hands behind your back.”
    “Please guys I can’t”
    “Alright boys he can’t so let’s pack it up and go home, sir you’re free to go.”

  • @Iris-mc3is
    @Iris-mc3is 5 місяців тому +169

    he looks like Baldis basics and it really ties together by him teaching math

    • @EarfwormChakras
      @EarfwormChakras 5 місяців тому

      Shut up

    • @SidneyBeans
      @SidneyBeans 5 місяців тому +3

      @@EarfwormChakras good one!!

    • @s1mon512
      @s1mon512 4 місяці тому +3

      kek

    • @theAcePrincess_withAutism
      @theAcePrincess_withAutism 4 місяці тому +5

      Baldis's sh*tty cousin who is disowned by the ethical family members especially the ones with kids.
      “We don't talk about Mike. if you bring him up again in front of me; you're going to run out of drinks.”

    • @JusttrustSans
      @JusttrustSans Місяць тому

      Baldi after Bendy and Springtrap left him and the other mascot horrors of the mid 2010s in the dust:

  • @michaelalguire419
    @michaelalguire419 5 років тому +2531

    I guess he didn't figure out the probability of getting caught.

  • @-Wreckanize-
    @-Wreckanize- 4 роки тому +14941

    Chris - "I'm Chris Hansen"
    Mike - "No you're not"
    Chris - "Damn he's good, alright you're free to go"

    • @bcbrandonbc9674
      @bcbrandonbc9674 4 роки тому +51

      Wreckanize 😭😭😭😭

    • @TheRetrostorian
      @TheRetrostorian 4 роки тому +155

      Speech 100

    • @-Wreckanize-
      @-Wreckanize- 4 роки тому +13

      @@TheRetrostorian Thanks! Means a lot

    • @claudiariedel5777
      @claudiariedel5777 4 роки тому +10

      He's trying to get serious way to soon,so Hansen had to simply intervene. They have a serious problem, but take no responsibility.

    • @OKTANE0
      @OKTANE0 4 роки тому +61

      Chris Hansen: "Damn... what if I'm not Chris Hansen... What if I'm a clone of Chris Hansen, and the real Chris Hansen is dead..."

  • @LunaSangwoo
    @LunaSangwoo 3 місяці тому +184

    Not him victim blaming a 13 year old. “She put herself in a position”

    • @Theeonlymaddie
      @Theeonlymaddie 2 місяці тому

      He’s definitely a manipulator.

    • @sahihray8936
      @sahihray8936 17 днів тому

      Well she did her parents did and bro got set up

  • @hussfilms6852
    @hussfilms6852 5 років тому +5533

    Looks like he’s about to steal the chipmunks

  • @DeliaCesena415
    @DeliaCesena415 4 роки тому +3481

    Did he really just say “I came here to make sure she wasn’t hanging out with older men”? YOU’RE THE OLDER MANNNN

  • @jackrainey87
    @jackrainey87 4 роки тому +2040

    “I’m concerned...She’s talking to people that are a lot younger. - that are a lot older.” Talking about himself.

    • @Docta_Tma
      @Docta_Tma 4 роки тому +50

      Haha, yeah it was a freudian slip of the tongue.

    • @Someone-xy4bc
      @Someone-xy4bc 4 роки тому +24

      "we smoked about that a little bit" was another good one

    • @rham8090
      @rham8090 4 роки тому

      HAHAHHAHAHAHAAH

    • @Tubalcain422
      @Tubalcain422 4 роки тому +14

      He should have asked Chris Hanson, “Don’t you think YOUR a bit old to be here in a house with a 13 year old girl?”

    • @iamhorcruxer
      @iamhorcruxer 4 роки тому +1

      Tubal Cain yea then maybe the cops woulda arrested Hanson instead

  • @coldsandwich_skates
    @coldsandwich_skates Місяць тому +21

    why is it so hard to understand that when someone says “i’m 13” and you’re above the age of consent that you LEAVE THE CONVERSATION

  • @angelbluue4303
    @angelbluue4303 4 роки тому +4887

    "Come on, you're 32, you go nothing else to do on a sunday?" I love how he like, always lowkey mocks these people.

    • @masterroshi4750
      @masterroshi4750 4 роки тому +67

      Angel Bluue he def loves his job

    • @fugue6943
      @fugue6943 4 роки тому +5

      @Führer des Benutzers you sound 15

    • @fugue6943
      @fugue6943 4 роки тому +1

      @Führer des Benutzers lmaooo, true

    • @j4ward95
      @j4ward95 4 роки тому

      So true!!!

    • @rein2430
      @rein2430 4 роки тому +22

      Wat would possess them to talk to a 12 year old?? Like I have never understood that....I woke up today like any other day and never once thought about messing around with a little boy or girl because I was bored or alone at home. It just never crossed my mind, that's wat I find weird about pedophiles because they actually take time out of their day to talk to someone so young and wanna do things with them. Maybe I'm just looking way too much into it hahaha idk 🤷‍♂️
      I will never get wat pedophiles think in their brains. Wat goes on inside their mind. Sickos.

  • @seraphinexex
    @seraphinexex 4 роки тому +4611

    I don't remember this episode of Caillou

    • @papapreston2356
      @papapreston2356 4 роки тому +63

      Bro this comment had me dying😂😂😂

    • @jonmaher7946
      @jonmaher7946 4 роки тому +19

      😀😝🤣😂👍

    • @ingenide
      @ingenide 3 роки тому +32

      at least his voice is less earsplitting

    • @luketemple1015
      @luketemple1015 3 роки тому +10

      Search aok Caillou.

    • @helio68
      @helio68 3 роки тому +4

      😆

  • @cocaha8733
    @cocaha8733 5 років тому +8087

    Caillou should have said that he has dyslexia and he was there to meet a 31 year old.

  • @dumpsta-divrr365
    @dumpsta-divrr365 Місяць тому +16

    7:42 "UUGH PLEASE!!" like his mom took away his nintendo is so fucking funny

  • @davidfallows6153
    @davidfallows6153 5 років тому +3654

    Everyone gangsta till Chris hansen come through the door

    • @bigdoubleo8830
      @bigdoubleo8830 5 років тому +11

      David Fallows psh on god

    • @myapologiesmissgurl5069
      @myapologiesmissgurl5069 5 років тому +32

      Chris Hansen is a real one 😂😂 he’s so savage lol

    • @bayarea123
      @bayarea123 5 років тому +3

      R. lil chris tha savage

    • @oldschoolplanet5896
      @oldschoolplanet5896 5 років тому +2

      True everybody is hard till cops show up -K-RINO-

    • @gurviratwal8170
      @gurviratwal8170 5 років тому +6

      David Fallows everyone a math tutor till chris hansen come through the door

  • @yuhyuh863
    @yuhyuh863 6 років тому +1157

    “But he never calculated that I would be the one behind the curtain”
    Good one Chris. Good one.

  • @markshelling8345
    @markshelling8345 4 роки тому +4072

    Plot twist: the girl was arrested for luring an egg to her home.

    • @typierce5660
      @typierce5660 4 роки тому +38

      Mark Shelling his head got more red by the minute

    • @Soosph0id
      @Soosph0id 4 роки тому +29

      he looks like the goomba from the live action mario movie XD

    • @brianweiss1403
      @brianweiss1403 4 роки тому +23

      He is the eggman

    • @brianweiss1403
      @brianweiss1403 4 роки тому +4

      @@Soosph0id ohh my god he does thats the greatest comparison i ever heard thank you so much that is amazing

    • @Soosph0id
      @Soosph0id 4 роки тому +2

      @@brianweiss1403 You could also say he looks like a live action gru but that would be complementing him on his appearance.

  • @HalloweenKing-v8x
    @HalloweenKing-v8x 4 місяці тому +34

    “Please let me go home guys 🥺🥺” got me laughing 😂😂, if you didn’t meet up with her this wouldn’t have happened, also he look like Ian from Alvin and the chipmunks.

  • @pardoxia7242
    @pardoxia7242 5 років тому +6268

    Boy's out here lookin' like Humpty Dumpty.
    And boy did he have great fall.

  • @jasmer6754
    @jasmer6754 4 роки тому +5912

    Chris Hansen is always like a dad who caught his kid lying about doing homework or something. Like he's not mad, just disappointed.

    • @jahrocky1860
      @jahrocky1860 4 роки тому +269

      "But you see how this looks right?" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dudeman3973
      @dudeman3973 4 роки тому +131

      “You’ve got nothing else to do on a Sunday?”

    • @Austin-wg8is
      @Austin-wg8is 4 роки тому +7

      In a way, that is worse

    • @kiera6326
      @kiera6326 4 роки тому +33

      Jasmer C+ “Take a seat over here and we’ll talk a little.”

    • @gumballguy34
      @gumballguy34 4 роки тому +17

      Lol instead of neglecting to do homework it's attempted sex with a child

  • @Ujermaikan
    @Ujermaikan 3 роки тому +6966

    “I deal with kids all the time”
    Yes. That’s comforting.

  • @sonichuizcool7445
    @sonichuizcool7445 3 місяці тому +61

    There are so many of them out there... It's a huge percentage of our population who have this sickness

    • @TrustJesus333
      @TrustJesus333 2 місяці тому +10

      Not sickness….choosing evil intent.

    • @MF_JONES
      @MF_JONES 2 місяці тому

      ​@@TrustJesus333 spot the religious guy

    • @TrustJesus333
      @TrustJesus333 2 місяці тому +4

      @@MF_JONES ….that spots The Truth.👍

    • @MF_JONES
      @MF_JONES 2 місяці тому

      @@TrustJesus333 you're right. I have now seen the light 🕯️

    • @TrustJesus333
      @TrustJesus333 2 місяці тому +1

      @@MF_JONES Wonderful.💕

  • @JustAnotherAccount8
    @JustAnotherAccount8 4 роки тому +1065

    This is making me cringe, because this is basically a kids reaction to a parent calling them out for eating all the chocolate in the pantry

  • @VisualAugment
    @VisualAugment 5 років тому +3890

    "He got his math degree from a *S M A L L* New York College."
    Hansen be roasting these boys so lowkey.

    • @CiaobellaAmour
      @CiaobellaAmour 5 років тому +6

      inovaG 💀😹🤣

    • @mrooter5900
      @mrooter5900 5 років тому +1

      inovaG men*

    • @kevinflowers463
      @kevinflowers463 5 років тому +108

      it was completely unnecessary to bring up the shirt he was wearing to just point out he didn't go to MIT lmao

    • @Eyeriz2014
      @Eyeriz2014 5 років тому +121

      @@kevinflowers463 No, It was completely unnecessary for him to go to hang out with a minor. Anyone walking through those doors are going to get roasted by Chris Hansen.

    • @JBrander
      @JBrander 5 років тому +44

      @@kevinflowers463 Nah, when you commit to the deed of walking through those doors to meet that underage girl, you are open season and fair game for all kinds of roasting.

  • @CliffReeds
    @CliffReeds 5 років тому +5285

    I like how she is always wearing a bullet proof jacket while typing on a computer.

    • @loganfralick8314
      @loganfralick8314 5 років тому +545

      Clint Reeves ya never know when call of duty people come to life

    • @LouLou-xz6bw
      @LouLou-xz6bw 5 років тому +16

      😂😂😂😂

    • @firefly361
      @firefly361 5 років тому +37

      Rainbow Six Seige

    • @MV-eh3xf
      @MV-eh3xf 5 років тому +24

      Always prepared 🙌🏽🖖🏽......😩😂

    • @snorlaxcock6473
      @snorlaxcock6473 5 років тому +150

      She might get shot through the computer

  • @patriciaburleson5720
    @patriciaburleson5720 2 місяці тому +21

    He was protecting her from people like him. Are you kidding me!!

  • @ghost_type_gaming670
    @ghost_type_gaming670 4 роки тому +3010

    He sounds like a kid begging his parents not to take his phone away

    • @daithishepherd2756
      @daithishepherd2756 3 роки тому +90

      After being caught for watching minecraft porn

    • @TheShape.
      @TheShape. 3 роки тому +55

      @@daithishepherd2756 Wait.. that's TOO specific 🧐

    • @anbuldz--5819
      @anbuldz--5819 3 роки тому +7

      Your pfp 😭

    • @goofygoober4531
      @goofygoober4531 3 роки тому +4

      @@anbuldz--5819 💀💀💀

    • @sebebse9094
      @sebebse9094 3 роки тому +1

      ye ik, I can't be the only one who thinks this was faked

  • @Meg-lv8fo
    @Meg-lv8fo 5 років тому +16035

    Math tutors: 13 + 32 = 45
    Chris Hanson: 13 + 32 = trouble

    • @cEreal-X2X
      @cEreal-X2X 5 років тому +131

      😂😂😂 good comment

    • @mranonymous6629
      @mranonymous6629 5 років тому +30

      😂😂😂

    • @fgpercent4927
      @fgpercent4927 5 років тому +119

      If u would have wrote Chris Hansen this would’ve been top comment for sure

    • @makdanie
      @makdanie 5 років тому +3

      hahah

    • @memyself1176
      @memyself1176 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Johnny.ga.realtor
    @Johnny.ga.realtor 3 роки тому +2588

    “The only numbers this math tutor will be crunching today is how much his bail will be”
    CHRIS HANSEN WITH THE SHADE

  • @Onyyyxx
    @Onyyyxx 6 місяців тому +20

    Guy is 32 and looks 42. That’s what Math and felonies do to you.

    • @dylanlin8828
      @dylanlin8828 Місяць тому

      That is what math does to you alright

  • @bliztix2
    @bliztix2 5 років тому +1164

    “I deal with kids all the time”
    Not no more

    • @EnbyBee
      @EnbyBee Місяць тому +1

      5 years, 1.1K likes, and no replies, let’s fix that

    • @redraiderrider3289
      @redraiderrider3289 Місяць тому +2

      Yeah. Lets fix it. Let's fix that. Yeah. Fix it.

  • @binbin7969
    @binbin7969 4 роки тому +6474

    Chris: “You’re getting arrested.”
    Predator: “no please 🥺🥺👉👈”

  • @Philbythelake
    @Philbythelake 5 років тому +6883

    “His shirt is popular with MIT graduates. He did not go there” 💀

    • @CalQaida
      @CalQaida 5 років тому +312

      Shit Mr Hansen! Why you gotta do him like that?

    • @JohnJ149
      @JohnJ149 5 років тому +275

      Hansen be cooking these dudes fr

    • @jademaldonado9247
      @jademaldonado9247 5 років тому +69

      😭😂😭😂😭 fucking killed me lol

    • @aquamarine0023
      @aquamarine0023 5 років тому +47

      Chris is the OG and doesn't play 😂

    • @bgrm1069
      @bgrm1069 5 років тому +12

      Hansen taking Big W's

  • @rmurphy3574
    @rmurphy3574 3 місяці тому +19

    Perfectly good cupcakes he could of had before getting arrested.

  • @terrymccherry3238
    @terrymccherry3238 3 роки тому +2119

    “Not that door. This one.”
    “No, because then I’ll get arrested.”
    Pretty sure you’re getting arrested no matter what door you leave out of.

    • @lucritix
      @lucritix 3 роки тому +148

      “Shit guys he went out the wrong door can’t arrest him

    • @terrymccherry3238
      @terrymccherry3238 3 роки тому +13

      @@lucritix 😂😂😂

    • @ang3licfire843
      @ang3licfire843 3 роки тому +6

      🤣😂🤣

    • @deafmusician2
      @deafmusician2 3 роки тому +2

      I said my name was Chris Hanson, not Monty Hall.

    • @steveneptun7580
      @steveneptun7580 3 роки тому +22

      Dude really thought he could get off scot free if he just picked door #2

  • @xZak-A-42
    @xZak-A-42 5 років тому +3992

    Predator: I can't guys please, I can't, GUYSSS
    Police chief: Alright guys he can't, just let him go

    • @valmaks9531
      @valmaks9531 5 років тому +14

      lol

    • @mistersancho2765
      @mistersancho2765 5 років тому +72

      White privilege at its finest lol

    • @wtfytyty6890
      @wtfytyty6890 5 років тому +16

      ValenTINA except they didn’t let him go

    • @hellfire3653
      @hellfire3653 5 років тому +42

      @@mistersancho2765 what kind of dumbass insult was that supposed to be

    • @limpfinger12
      @limpfinger12 5 років тому +32

      He can't. He WON'T.

  • @MariaCampos-222
    @MariaCampos-222 4 роки тому +703

    love how he’s acting as if this is inconvenient to HIM.

    • @ebro2363
      @ebro2363 4 роки тому +32

      He’s like I can’t get arrested rn cux I have pot to smoke jeezz

    • @Buttington_Headerson
      @Buttington_Headerson 4 роки тому +8

      Well, it is.

    • @tonyremaro7132
      @tonyremaro7132 4 роки тому +9

      “Oh my good just stopppp your being annoying stop trying to arrest meeeeeee”

    • @LtheOriginal
      @LtheOriginal 4 роки тому

      Technically yeah, it is. To him anyway.

    • @Lady.Scorpio7
      @Lady.Scorpio7 7 місяців тому

      I know!! The audacity!! I bet he was spoiled rotten growing up.

  • @CatchTheMarmosets
    @CatchTheMarmosets 2 місяці тому +7

    I often automatically put myself in the shoes of the dudes in trouble so I start sweating and feeling bad for them, before remembering they’re predators 😂😂

    • @Lisa-es9fg
      @Lisa-es9fg 2 місяці тому +1

      lol same. I think like "damn that would fucking SUCK" 😂

    • @AlfredoGomez-kp4cf
      @AlfredoGomez-kp4cf 5 днів тому

      Oh my god I thought I was the only one and that I was just a weirdo lol

  • @taif5257
    @taif5257 6 років тому +16078

    He wanted to check the house for spare eyebrows

    • @SGT_Allum
      @SGT_Allum 6 років тому +402

      And his wig

    • @TheArtOfDean
      @TheArtOfDean 6 років тому +48

      Tai F hahahahaha! Nice... and probably right.

    • @loganlight7758
      @loganlight7758 6 років тому +195

      I laughed way to hard at that comment lol. Shit got me weak lmao, bro probably smoked his eyebrows

    • @Leo-xq9mt
      @Leo-xq9mt 6 років тому +14

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @rasmuskock8077
      @rasmuskock8077 6 років тому +78

      Yall got anymore of them eyebrows?

  • @toripai94
    @toripai94 4 роки тому +8015

    Its hilarious that they filmed someone aggressively writing 32+13 😂😂

  • @johnmickey5897
    @johnmickey5897 3 роки тому +4275

    That 32 year old man said he wanted to smoke weed with his 13 year old soul mate while her parents were away because he was concerned about her safety, yeah that's a real good defense.

    • @aspiretoinspire7002
      @aspiretoinspire7002 3 роки тому +28

      I don't agree with it. However, they did not have enough evidence to charge and convict him. Had he not waived his right, he may have not been convicted of the felony. He was up to something, yes. But without any further evidence, they had to let him go. :/

    • @mrsx7944
      @mrsx7944 3 роки тому +121

      @@aspiretoinspire7002 you're very wrong. They had him dead to rights. Going over there with intention to do drugs with an underage person is a felony.

    • @mrsx7944
      @mrsx7944 3 роки тому +63

      These guys are so dumb it's unbelievable. They risk their entire livelihoods for a quickie.

    • @aspiretoinspire7002
      @aspiretoinspire7002 3 роки тому +42

      @@mrsx7944 We all know what his intentions were. HOWEVER, they did not have enough evidence to charge him with what he SHOULD had been charged and convicted of. I agree that he was there for the sole purpose of having intercourse with a minor.

    • @mrsx7944
      @mrsx7944 3 роки тому +28

      @@aspiretoinspire7002 he never actually mentioned intercourse tho. I'm referring to the intent to give a minor drugs. That's all he was charged with.

  • @marshaldiniz3455
    @marshaldiniz3455 3 місяці тому +29

    🥚: "Please sir, I can't afford to be arrested..."

    • @Ramon_92
      @Ramon_92 2 місяці тому

      Stop stealing comments!

    • @CormacWhite-v9c
      @CormacWhite-v9c 2 місяці тому

      ​@Ramon_92 what are you, the comment theft police?

    • @CormacWhite-v9c
      @CormacWhite-v9c 2 місяці тому

      ​@Ramon_92 what are you, the comment theft police?

  • @Infrared-nyne
    @Infrared-nyne 5 років тому +1850

    "Are there police outside?"
    "I'll get to that in a minute"
    LMAOO

  • @amaljudejoseph5066
    @amaljudejoseph5066 4 роки тому +53885

    Chris : 32+13=?
    Me : 45
    Chris : trouble
    Me : damn math is tough

  • @Grimmistired
    @Grimmistired 4 роки тому +752

    "I'm very sorry. Can I leave?" He sounds like a kid getting busted by a teacher

    • @lilzo27
      @lilzo27 4 роки тому +18

      Grimm it’s a teacher getting busted by a goat

    • @viy4581
      @viy4581 4 роки тому +18

      I'm sorry...i really can't afford to be arrested. My mommy and daddy wud be angry

    • @savstinks6847
      @savstinks6847 4 роки тому +3

      @@lilzo27 underrated 😂

  • @Sound1one
    @Sound1one Місяць тому +5

    I wouldn’t go to a womans house who I’ve never actually met if she was my age(42).Way too many things could go wrong with that.The fact that these dudes show up at random children’s houses where even more stuff could go wrong is unbelievable to me.

  • @zionanderson8166
    @zionanderson8166 4 роки тому +2478

    chris hansen is the ceo of “you see how this looks.”

    • @SunBunz
      @SunBunz 4 роки тому +91

      and the president of "Why don't you have a seat, right there."

    • @chenanigans6437
      @chenanigans6437 4 роки тому +40

      Chris “if you have anything you’d like to say” Hansen

    • @yummymedic6675
      @yummymedic6675 4 роки тому +7

      😂 you all have me laughing!

    • @SunBunz
      @SunBunz 4 роки тому +15

      And the duke of "Help me out, here!"

    • @jujuespino1374
      @jujuespino1374 4 роки тому +15

      And the god of “I have the transcripts”

  • @that_one_av57
    @that_one_av57 5 років тому +2034

    This guy has the same psychology as a child caught shoplifting

    • @thelittlemanfromthedraftbo6805
      @thelittlemanfromthedraftbo6805 5 років тому +10

      @Matthew Tars true, not the worst predator tho

    • @getmoneydrinkicedcapps2627
      @getmoneydrinkicedcapps2627 5 років тому

      In-Depth Gaming pretty much

    • @SaraOLN
      @SaraOLN 5 років тому +47

      Is it just me, or do I feel like this guy was slightly smarter in covering up his intentions? It was obvious that he was up to hurting this girl, but he was able to explain his intentions without talking about his real ones.

    • @myyoutube4906
      @myyoutube4906 5 років тому +15

      @@SaraOLN ya he did make a decent attempt

    • @SUGAR_XYLER
      @SUGAR_XYLER 5 років тому

      Well have you seen Chris's mugshot 😄😄😄

  • @twitchlegacy4340
    @twitchlegacy4340 4 роки тому +1457

    He’s acting like a kid that was caught by the teachers for stealing a cookie at lunch.

    • @jennyneedsmeds
      @jennyneedsmeds 4 роки тому +40

      the reason he/she stole the cookie was.. make sure the cookies are SAFE for others to eat..

    • @cameronmoney7084
      @cameronmoney7084 4 роки тому +3

      @CAREorDIE yaasss beach...

    • @chripa
      @chripa 4 роки тому +3

      I-I- I really cant afford to lose recess!!

  • @jordyschnaitman501
    @jordyschnaitman501 Місяць тому +9

    It's incredible the way they launch into whatever tactic they are going to be using the moment Hansen asks them why they're there. In this case, he went for the "I was concerned about her talking to older people online". For others, they say they were confused and thought the girl was olrder or that they just wanted to hang out or whatever. And then it's also incredible to watch the tactic fall apart. They always seem to start with so much faux confidence though.

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman420 4 роки тому +15686

    Chris: "I'm Chris Hansen'
    Pedo: "No you're not"
    Police, sweating: "Damn, he's good"

    • @esidisi732
      @esidisi732 4 роки тому +111

      Handsome Jack you should purge pedophiles with your Hyperion Bots, and my Supreme Leader Admiral General Aladine will also Nuke them

    • @ledfloyd9035
      @ledfloyd9035 4 роки тому +23

      @@esidisi732 I'd literally find all the butt stallions in the universe just to see this.

    • @fatal_263
      @fatal_263 4 роки тому +14

      Jack how do you feel for not being in borderlands 3

    • @therealityofitall4819
      @therealityofitall4819 4 роки тому +13

      I will never understand why would anyone wanna hurt children and animals? I don't get it! SMH! And your comment is hilarious 😂 by the way..

    • @NewYTpremiumAcc
      @NewYTpremiumAcc 4 роки тому

      Is the show back

  • @makeupacadia
    @makeupacadia 4 роки тому +4446

    His head said “🥚”

    • @flarexero2161
      @flarexero2161 4 роки тому +69

      Humpty dumpty sat on a wall 😂😂😂

    • @rjs1jd
      @rjs1jd 4 роки тому +55

      And humty dumpty fell off the wall and landed on Chris Hanson's lap!

    • @MMA_BEASTHUB
      @MMA_BEASTHUB 4 роки тому +10

      Dick head

    • @josevaldez4482
      @josevaldez4482 4 роки тому +2

      Animations Videogames SFM 🤣🤣🤣 I can’t unsee that now 😂

    • @Amharizz
      @Amharizz 4 роки тому +2

      @@rjs1jd 😂😂

  • @TheKeithvidz
    @TheKeithvidz 5 років тому +745

    _Only numbers he'll be crunching today is how much his bail will be._

    • @cracoviateam
      @cracoviateam 5 років тому +2

      Only English you reading is off of shitty Chinese lion king translation subtitles

    • @DGolden247
      @DGolden247 5 років тому +15

      Read this as he was saying it LOL

    • @edifice3947
      @edifice3947 5 років тому +1

      Tayce Sells
      That’s why it’s golden

    • @edifice3947
      @edifice3947 5 років тому

      Tayce Sells
      I meant the lines are amazing... it’s a figure of speech. Not that it’s literally golden lmao

    • @michaellyndon6982
      @michaellyndon6982 5 років тому +2

      @@cracoviateam his English is fine, what are you talking about? Also, that's Chris Hansen's line, so he's not even to blame even if it was bad English

  • @nickgodfrey1148
    @nickgodfrey1148 5 днів тому +1

    Thank god for people like Mike Manzi: he came over to make sure the underage girl he’d been sending dirty messages to wasn’t been taken advantage of by an older man. Hero. 👌

  • @Void-by3ti
    @Void-by3ti 4 роки тому +705

    This specific situation bothers me a lot. What has he done to kids that he “tutored” when there weren’t cameras and cops around? It’s just flat-out disgusting that people like him have access to kids.

    • @rikupv
      @rikupv 4 роки тому +4

      @@dootdoot94xo44 it is a meme

    • @LetsPlayCodx
      @LetsPlayCodx 4 роки тому

      Lost Benevolence that’s Linus tech tips

    • @wubblebubbleball5433
      @wubblebubbleball5433 4 роки тому +2

      Andrew Lucas you seem to care a lot because you’re all over the comments😭

    • @ukeisloveukeislife3027
      @ukeisloveukeislife3027 4 роки тому +8

      My sister-in-law was actually molested by her tutor. They were contracted with the school system. They've swept it under the rug and are protecting him

    • @FormerGovernmentHuman
      @FormerGovernmentHuman 4 роки тому +1

      The girls get higher grades.

  • @saltypumpkin927
    @saltypumpkin927 4 роки тому +636

    Guys he literally can’t be arrested right now. If he’s arrested, he will just phase from existence. He just literally cannot

  • @YI-hf6tv
    @YI-hf6tv 6 років тому +5550

    At least his hair was smart and ditched him.

    • @darreng8222
      @darreng8222 6 років тому +67

      Lol, i laughed so hard i couldn't breathe for a second😂😂😂

    • @christinalomeli7024
      @christinalomeli7024 6 років тому +15

      Yo 😂😂😂😂

    • @ComputerAngel007
      @ComputerAngel007 6 років тому +5

      Thememeologist 24 stupid 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ahhahahaahha

    • @luniamusic8483
      @luniamusic8483 6 років тому +4

      lol

    • @tny4138
      @tny4138 6 років тому +29

      And his brows, god damn.

  • @Rummy893
    @Rummy893 4 місяці тому +30

    What a weird creep

    • @sahihray8936
      @sahihray8936 17 днів тому

      It's modern laws that make good men creepy

  • @Hupomone
    @Hupomone 11 місяців тому +4530

    I'm so grateful we have concerned citizens like Mike Thrilla looking out for our nation's youth.

    • @Lrizu
      @Lrizu 11 місяців тому +6

      Hupomone

    • @iamaliveyoucantstopnow
      @iamaliveyoucantstopnow 10 місяців тому +2

      hahahahhaha

    • @AdrenalineRushMX
      @AdrenalineRushMX 10 місяців тому +5

      🤣🤣

    • @OrangeBoiiii
      @OrangeBoiiii 10 місяців тому +28

      Truely the man of all time

    • @jaycahuenga6416
      @jaycahuenga6416 9 місяців тому +14

      Off subject but I thought it was funny that Mike Manzie was wearing a math t shirt to see a "13 yr old" girl at that time 🤭

  • @mariahperkins8884
    @mariahperkins8884 3 роки тому +2854

    “I came over to make sure she wasn’t talking to any OTHER pedophiles”

  • @theavataroni9453
    @theavataroni9453 3 роки тому +5730

    This show had to be cancelled due to Chris Hansen no longer believing he was Chris Hansen.

    • @dr.steinman.rockvath3763
      @dr.steinman.rockvath3763 3 роки тому +28

      XD hot damn that's great!

    • @James-pb4nv
      @James-pb4nv 3 роки тому +11

      Oh my god I'm finnished 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bubba8751
      @bubba8751 3 роки тому +6

      Y did it get canceled tho ???

    • @lavayachelsea2638
      @lavayachelsea2638 3 роки тому +2

      Lmfao I'm dying

    • @patricksurname5793
      @patricksurname5793 3 роки тому +74

      @Geneticfreek no lol. It was because a DA got caught on this show and then fled to his home and offed himself. Kind of hard to run this tv show after that.

  • @outlimboed
    @outlimboed 2 місяці тому +7

    32+15=Trouble. Throw Chris Hansen into the mix and the numbers spell disaster for you.

  • @eggheadthedoctor7489
    @eggheadthedoctor7489 4 роки тому +2641

    Him: "You're not Chris Hansen"
    Fake Chris: "You're right, she is."
    Him: "what-"
    The 13 year old reforms into the real Chris Hansen.

  • @Theblackhippieh
    @Theblackhippieh 6 років тому +1999

    “ I am here because I am slightly concerned” lol. The shit people make up when they get in trouble lol

    • @mehmed6712
      @mehmed6712 6 років тому +16

      The things jailbait pussay makes you do smgdh 🤭😁🤭

    • @ashleyz232
      @ashleyz232 6 років тому +2

      Me to my mom

    • @piiinkbabi
      @piiinkbabi 6 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @alicekho8547
      @alicekho8547 6 років тому +12

      He generally thought he was gonna get away with it at first lmao

    • @aneurysm341
      @aneurysm341 6 років тому +7

      #1... he played it off pretty well. #2... that decoy is extremely attractive, come on

  • @robocambot2.024
    @robocambot2.024 4 роки тому +5501

    “I’m chris Hansen”
    “No, you’re not”
    chris: *takes off scooby doo mask*

  • @info145
    @info145 4 місяці тому +18

    i'm not really bald.
    Yes you are.
    No i'm not...

  • @Alimonytonie13
    @Alimonytonie13 3 роки тому +3874

    I was focused on his head mostly. Thing is astounding.

  • @marklanorio6640
    @marklanorio6640 3 роки тому +2300

    "But he didn't go there, he got his degree from a SMALL New York college." Bruh, Chris Hanson is savage lmfao.

  • @StefanyxHerrera
    @StefanyxHerrera 5 років тому +7826

    “Because 32+13 adds up to trouble” I love Chris’ one liners lol

    • @camdenwyeth316
      @camdenwyeth316 5 років тому +74

      @@martinc1842 yeah I bet that's gonna work nice one

    • @martinc1842
      @martinc1842 5 років тому +12

      Faithleap gonna work for what? I was just making a statement

    • @junkyarddanubis3116
      @junkyarddanubis3116 5 років тому +23

      @@martinc1842 Game: 10/10

    • @martinc1842
      @martinc1842 5 років тому

      MaddenLightning thx luv 😎

    • @leemichael2154
      @leemichael2154 5 років тому +1

      Yeah he's great on the spot with his brutal retorts?!? 😯

  • @TheJesseWylde
    @TheJesseWylde 4 місяці тому +14

    guy was def going there to fiddle around with a kid, deserved. good one again hanson

    • @АндрейШрейдер-е1в
      @АндрейШрейдер-е1в 2 місяці тому +1

      They never proved anything like that about him, so idk. Maybe he was genuinely concerned about this girl? He sounded pretty innocent.

    • @skyhunter2816
      @skyhunter2816 11 днів тому

      ​@@АндрейШрейдер-е1вThey read the texts, what do you mean no proof??

  • @Nr8k
    @Nr8k 4 роки тому +5405

    “I’m Chris Hansen, and you’re watching Disney channel”

    • @-Wreckanize-
      @-Wreckanize- 4 роки тому +129

      *wand wave*

    • @DMTInfinity
      @DMTInfinity 4 роки тому +10

      *#lolz*

    • @jakewhiston6461
      @jakewhiston6461 4 роки тому +54

      If this was on Disney channel that would be uncomfortable and hilarious

    • @tonyfortier8835
      @tonyfortier8835 4 роки тому +93

      @@jakewhiston6461 If chris hansen was at disney the entire head staff would get jailed. Lol

    • @sylviadyme9597
      @sylviadyme9597 4 роки тому +8

      @@tonyfortier8835 oof 😂

  • @ernesto_again
    @ernesto_again 4 роки тому +22092

    “I really can’t afford to be arrested...”
    Police: *”Understandable, have a nice day”*

  • @jessiegarcia9410
    @jessiegarcia9410 4 роки тому +1873

    Pedo: “Please! Please! I can’t!”
    Cops: “So you can’t? Sorry. Thought you could. Our bad. You’re free to go.”

    • @Mystigo1587
      @Mystigo1587 4 роки тому +64

      Understandable. Have a great day

    • @mr30inchboi
      @mr30inchboi 4 роки тому +12

      Jessie Garcia describes white ppl with 👮‍♀️

    • @Max-eg7xh
      @Max-eg7xh 4 роки тому +5

      OH MY GOSH UR KILLING ME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @spxn5753
      @spxn5753 4 роки тому +3

      Copied

    • @IAmSuzyQ
      @IAmSuzyQ 4 роки тому +16

      "I PROMISE I'll never do it again! I SWEAR!!!"
      "Let me see your hands, I want to make sure you're not crossing your fingers...ok, say it again."
      "I promise I'll never do anything like this ever again!"
      (To his cop buddies) "What do you guys think? He seems like someone we can trust....let's cut him a break. I mean, he did promise, after all.🤷‍♂️"
      (To perv) "Alright, you're good. We trust you. Have a great life!👍"

  • @zoeyraven4892
    @zoeyraven4892 4 місяці тому +16

    his bald head was getting shiner from the sweat as time went on LOLLLLL

  • @Jabz-93
    @Jabz-93 4 роки тому +2721

    Show cast: we need some cheesy story line .. Chris hansen: “the math teacher didn’t realize that 32 + 13 adds up to trouble”
    cast: *standing ovation”

    • @eccentriastes6273
      @eccentriastes6273 4 роки тому +88

      Should've said it "adds up to 45 to life." Not a realistic sentence in this case but idk, I'm trying here, it makes more sense than "trouble."

    • @sallybally344
      @sallybally344 4 роки тому +1

      Jerks

    • @oblioarrow567
      @oblioarrow567 4 роки тому +37

      How about 32 doesn't go into 13?

    • @wharris302
      @wharris302 4 роки тому +1

      This show (at least this episode) seems really scripted,it seems like really bad acting. Like the shirt being maths related. Its just so predictable

    • @iHrtLxs
      @iHrtLxs 4 роки тому

      Oblio Arrow LMFAOOOOOOO

  • @sedlyholmes3722
    @sedlyholmes3722 4 роки тому +800

    What Mike did not know is:
    32 year old + 13 year old = *Chris Hansen*

    • @cope2732
      @cope2732 4 роки тому +4

      Omg 😂

    • @Febard
      @Febard 4 роки тому +1

      Hahaha i chuckled, thanks.

    • @JiveCinema
      @JiveCinema 3 роки тому +2

      have a seat

    • @shaggyd00kale58
      @shaggyd00kale58 3 роки тому

      Seeing the likes at 665....oooohhh yea let's do it.

    • @cheezheadz3928
      @cheezheadz3928 3 роки тому

      @@shaggyd00kale58 "Likes" 🤣 Ya'lls lives revolve around fake likes and dislikes.

  • @KoDrHo
    @KoDrHo 4 роки тому +1456

    “Because 32 + 13 = trouble”. My man Chris with the one liners 😂😂

  • @n8dagr828ng
    @n8dagr828ng 2 місяці тому +3

    There's just something about that man's look. He exudes *Hello. I am new to the neighborhood and am legally required to tell you so.*

  • @TheRetrostorian
    @TheRetrostorian 4 роки тому +5868

    Hearing chris Hansen say "do you blaze?" is hilarious.

    • @TheRetrostorian
      @TheRetrostorian 4 роки тому +111

      @no u "Do you blaze? Because I'm chris Hansen and I'm killing this blunt while you get arrested. Word "
      Hahhahaha I would die today and twice on saturday.

    • @ARO323
      @ARO323 4 роки тому +26

      I could listen to Chris talk all day. He needs to do audio books lol

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 4 роки тому +3

      Anton Rowenski
      He does hour long streams on his channel

    • @ARO323
      @ARO323 4 роки тому +2

      @@hyperion3145 yeah I know I've been watching them :)

    • @gavinpowers1217
      @gavinpowers1217 4 роки тому +3

      He'll have blazed. He will have. If Chris Hansen has NEVER had a spliff in his hand I'm Jesus Christ!

  • @miaatkinson1067
    @miaatkinson1067 4 роки тому +724

    “The t-shirt is popular with student of MIT. But he didn’t go to MIT” the SHADE

  • @wsollnti
    @wsollnti 4 роки тому +662

    He literally can’t though he has a math tutoring session this evening.

    • @shrimpies799
      @shrimpies799 4 роки тому +13

      Im so surprised they didnt let him go when he asked them, like what i thought that was how you advoided the police

    • @blastofo
      @blastofo 4 роки тому +3

      That evenings lesson: 32+13 = TROUBLE.

    • @bjmoon1097
      @bjmoon1097 4 роки тому +2

      @@blastofo can you help me with my homework LOL

  • @bluesea2023
    @bluesea2023 4 місяці тому +3

    Such a concerned citizen. Man of the year award!

  • @v_o_r_p_a_l
    @v_o_r_p_a_l 5 років тому +573

    Chris-“i will get to that in a minute”- Hanson

    • @a.b.6796
      @a.b.6796 5 років тому +5

      Underrated comment😂😂

    • @tylerlaw6514
      @tylerlaw6514 5 років тому +4

      Dude I made this exact comment😂 damn it I thought I did something new