Hansen Vs. Predator: Man seeks boy, finds Chris Hansen- Crime Watch Daily
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2016
- Hansen Vs. Predator: Chris Hansen confronts Jesse Velez, a 28-year-old male on the prowl for a 13-year-old boy - even sending him lewd nude pictures. If that isn’t shocking enough, what he asks for next will make you sick.
*“Just meee, my mommy, my daddy, and my 3 kids.”*
😂😂😂
Wife and dogs too😂
LMAO!
and my diploma
LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
After Chris walked in, the decoy went out back to have a smoke, drink a beer, and call his kids.
Yankee Doodle Hahahahhahahaha
hahahahahahaha lmao thats some funny shit you said.
Best comment 🤣
Yankee Doodle Nice!
😂
"Take a seat please"
"Chris, I'm the decoy"
"Oh right, my bad"
Bro 💀💀💀😂😂😂
This literally took me out 😂
😂😂😂😂
LMFAOOOO OMGGG 🤣
LOL 😂
“We posted a picture of a real thirteen year old boy.” And then used his dad as the decoy.
Loooooooooooooooooooool Loooooooooooooooooooool 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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The decoy is a 19 year old drama teacher.
😂😂
There's no way that decoy passes for 13.
mr giggles Their decoy has to be at least 18.
One of my grandsons turned 13 this last September. He is like 5'8" tall and growing fast and he already has a deep voice.
Sooo....hard to tell.
mr giggles Jeff Stacy sent me here
penises have notoriously poor eyesight.....
mr giggles right, he looks like he has a 4 o'clock shadow, the pedos have arrested development mentally and are obviously ignorant to start for thinking they are going to get some young stuff.
mr giggles puberty hit em hard I gusse
If a "thirteen-year-old" man ever refers to his parents as mommy and daddy, either you're about to get murdered or Chris Hansen is around the corner.
Sarah Perkins It’s all just roll play.
Im a 23 year old married man and still call my mom and dad mommy and daddy lol
I agree. I don’t know too many thirteen year olds who refer to their parents as “mommy and daddy”.
Sarah Perkins 😂😂😂😂
*role play
"I'm 27".
- "Not true... He actually just turned 28".
... Luckily for him, so did the decoy.
you can add a zero after the 8
😂😂😂
I love when predators act like they grew a moral compass after chatting with Chris Hansen, because they _think_ they're just gonna go home.
True Zippy
The first few episodes of TCAP they did just leave though, there wasn't police at all.
Yup, they don't even have to show up at the house to be in trouble either. Simply asking to meet a minor for sex is already a crime in most jurisdictions. I've heard they even arrest the guys that don't show up, though they may be a bit harder to convict.
The cleanest. 😂
Dude looks 25, says he's 13, and acts 5.
Predator looks 40+
Myyy mommmyy and daddyyyy
I want to blank the decoys blank. Lol
True
1,000%!! hahaha
Chris Hansen might as well have played the 13 year old decoy.
Kim Jong Roid 😂😂
smh can't even get a twink
😂😂😂😂
They should have put a ball cap on Dell and threw her out there.
What the hell do you care??? They caught the asshole didn’t they?? And you’re worried about the decoy looking too old.
"Do happen to have any ID on you?"
"ID? No, but I have a W2 from 2006."
😂😂this was the most unbelievable decoy ever!! My son is 13 n looks like a little boy.i get everyone ages different but cmon this guy clearly looked early 20s easily lol
@@LeeLeeCRN
Early lol
Bruuuuh 😂😂
We’ve hired actor Willem Dafoe to play the decoy
“I’m something of a 13 year old myself”
Honestly he could play the part better than this decoy
Wildly underrated comment
@@Surreal469 stings doesn’t it?
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😂😂😂 you’re killing me
Damn that 13 yr old decoy looks like he's got 2 jobs, a mortgage and an ex-wife who don't let him see the kids.
🤣🤣🤣
Dame Lia Sorelle ikr💀😹 tf
That's funny
K A R E N
Where do they find these actors... the local community college drama class?
That awkward moment when the predator is a better actor than the decoy.
Everett Tech this is gold
Jock Rock ikr
Everett Tech TRUE HAHA
Everett Tech I would like your comment, but I want to keep it at 666..
Neko Luna
Understandable.
I can't believe the predator's excuses were more believable than the decoy's acting...
That bloated predator really thought he was going home after all that.
"Thanks for this experience, it was nice meeting you, sir! I sure learned my lesson! 😁"
“just meeee my mommy and my daddy” -said no 13 year old ever
Loool 😂
Allie :) ur hot
ChingLing With A big DingaLing thanks bud
Allie :) np
ChingLing With A big DingaLing wtf?😂😂😂😂
Should of arrested the decoy too for that mommy and daddy line 🤦🏻♂️
LMAO, THE REPLY TO THIS COMMENT IS FUCKING GOLD.
Michelino Guarda I'm Chris Hansen take a seat
@@ShinkuGouki now you're trying to get fame from this comment too huh
@@Sc0rch91
Fame?? Wth lol
That's what matters to you huh.
He said "fame" 🤣
Lmaooooooooooo
“We’ve hired a fossilized Neanderthal to play the decoy.”
Omg he says he's 27 but is actually 28, how horrible
What a total liar! He’s pure evil!!!
This has to be the first time in history someone asked a person for their ID to confirm they’re UNDER age.
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I love how he expects a 13 year old to have an ID
@@aft5264 Yeah too bad his mommy had it in her purse.
he's probably making sure the boy wasnt an (informant???) or smth
@@yukadiangelo No it’s because the decoy looks like he just retired from the army and he wants to make sure if he’s actually 13 or not.
They would have been better off having Chris Hansen playing the decoy
I like the Boondacks version of this,Botty Warrior really looking for Hanson.
yeh he could say he has Werner syndrome like robin williams in jack.
the evil shed LMAOOOOOOO
djvk11 😂
djvk11 😂😂😂😂
How proud must the decoys grandchildren be about him keeping them safe 😊
13 year old? He’s not a day over 37
A real 13 year old wouldn’t be a day over 37 either
He looks 17
In what world does that guy resemble a 13 year old boy.
i guess some children can look older then their age, for example im nearly 20 but everyone thinks im 14 or 15 can work either way i guess.
No they really don't, that's shit paedos say lmao
honestly u should see some 13 years old nowadays
Varunan Alberto 13 is when boys and girls at my old middle school are allowed to join more sports. He looks like he plays sports. But that's just a theory
Nah, he's clearly a LOT older than 15.
To lure in the predator we hired an 18 year old actor that could easily pass for 35.
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Lol
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😂😂😂😂😂 right
lmaoo this grown ass man
"Who lives here?"
"Me, my kiddies, and my grand-kiddies"
The "mommy and daddy" line makes me laugh every time
If that decoy passes off as a 13 year old boy then essentially I can pass off as a fetus.
Maddy R 😆
I’m old😩
Just pass me off as the prime minister at this point 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
😂
Its 2020 you can choose to be a baby again according to some in society
Maddy :0 🤣🤣
“I don’t have an ID on me, I’m only 13” *checks his wallet* finds military ID, ID passport, drivers license, planet fitness membership, condoms, picture of side chick, picture of wife & kids
AARP card...
Girlfriend and Wife!? Whoa 😳
That’s an old school wallet there 😎🍺
Dont forget his grandkids
@Evil Dead Boy, No military man would ever go to Planet Fitness. That would be a dead giveaway that his ID is fake.
“Do you live by yourself?”
“No I live with my 3 dogs…”
“…So you live by yourself.”
I am glad they blurred out the Jurassic Park logo on his shirt. It would be a shame to ruin that movie for people if they knew predators appreciate it too.
Yes.
The T-Rexes are a different type of Predator to this guy 🤣
Hahaha
“The decoy moves into distraction mode”
“Bet you wanna look at this” *points to table.
Damn. This guy’s good.
Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne
Lmao!!!!
lmao
Ya, his dad made it. Ha!
Nasty Nate holy shit, best comment, I’m laughing my ass off!!
“Our decoy is a 32 year old construction worker playing a 19 year old failing acting student who is playing a 13 year old boy”
Hes a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude!
*Laughs in tropic thunder*
robert jones 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*who is playing a 13-year-old boy playing a 6-year-old boy with a head injury.
@Matt Owens ah yes very true. You have wisdom beyond your years.
“We’ve enlisted legendary veteran actor Michael Caine to play the role of the decoy.”
“Thankyou for this experience”😂 like this dude thinks he’s going to be okay 🤣
Morgan freeman could have played a more convincing 13yr old
Right-handed Southpaw Morgan could have played a white girl better than the decoy as 13 yr old boy...
Lmao
Black don't crack
Right-handed Southpaw 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Need Denzel to pull this off.
“Come and look at this table me and my Dad made together back in 1984”
😭
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🤣😂😂
W
the Decoy died in 2027 due to old age. May he rest in peace
May this soldier rest in Peace (He fought in the Civil War).
Chris: "Do you live alone?"
Pedo: "No, I live with my 3 dogs"
Chris: "Notttt True.... at the time of filming, he only had two dogs."
Got 'em.
Judge: Are you guilty?
Jose: No.
Judge: You murdered 3 people.
Jose: ...I did that...? Ooooh I did not mean to do that.
Joey B. that is...that's my least favorite thing to do...
ZER0MACHER Cooaaaaaarl, that kills people!
Joey B. TBH
Joey B. lmfao
"You see I was trying to cut a piece of bread, but I accidentally cut off their heads. But 'm not that type of guy!"
That 13 yr old looks like he could be the predator
longdick69 he sure sounds like one.
He's cute tho built good
Robert Mason more like 35
He is. He got caught in the same sting 3 weeks later.
@Robert Mason My,Uncle At Tacos and Burritos Everyday for 59 Years straight. No issues.. But he did drink a Pint of Brandy a Day as well
Shame on you guys for arresting an innocent man for meeting a man his own age!
"Hey, mommy, daddy? Can I go and live with this guy I'm chatting up online?"
"....yeah sure why not"
The girl decoy has a good shot in acting, the guy decoy needs to look for a new career and fast, "just me my mommy and my daddy." lmao
John Troy he wasn't talking about ur comment being a lie he ment as the actor couldn't make it seem real that it's easy to see the lie that his acting is indeed terrible
John Troy Lmao calm the fuck down. It wasn't directed at you.
John Troy I'm in fucking tearsssssss
John Troy i agree lol.
Oh yea? ok, lol
When the decoy is older than the predator...
Random Netizen skskksks
Is ur profile pic Kunimitsu?
I actually have no idea, I just googled kitsune mask :p
@@howlongcanthisnamebehuhiwonder lol
And for being a theater student, he was a horrible actor.
If that kid is 13 years old, then I’m Taylor Swift
The first predator to ever card his victim
He asked for an ID cuz that dude looked old as hell
Vice Versa hahaha i know right im 22 that nigga look older than me. maybe i should act in these thing bet you make lots of money
Vice Versa hahahahahaaha
He looks older than the predator lolllll
He pulled out a damn AARP card for ID!
but are we not gonna ask what 13 year old even HAS an id. anything but "uh is my roblox username ok" was the wrong answer
When Chris Hansen said ''He's 28 years old, engaged, and a general manager at a sandwich chain'', I tought he was describing the decoy
Lmao
LOL
Lmfao that's some funny shit right there
Honestly same🤣
Notttt true, the decoy is actually TWENTY NINE
Him saying "conversate" is the crime here
I hate when people say that
It's like people don't realize the verb form of "conversation" is "converse" and add a syllable. Sounds so stupid.
Imagine if the predator knew the whole time that it was a set up, but he genuinely just wanted to get with the decoy
. . . after reading about his service record in Vietnam that is.
Predator: "I'm 27"
Hansen voice over: "Lie! He's actually 27 and 3 quarters."
Oda Lanizi I know right, I started laughing
Oda Lanizi p
Hahaha ahhh
omg UR comment made my day 😂😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭😂😂😂 hilarious
-How old are you?
-I'm 27
-WROOOOONG!!!!! AT THE TIME OF THE TAPING, HE JUST TURNED 28!!!!
GOTTTEM!!!!!!
Ralph Boyle that's what I was sayin 😂
Ralph Boyle bahahaha
Yeah, that part was ridiculous. As if nobody makes that mistake of saying your old age just when you've turned another year.
Yeah but he would be friends with like, totally, all the way up to like a 30 yr old. You know. 2 yrs older than him.
Ysabella Brave
You have a nice voice.
He’s doing a great job hiding his face, I wouldn’t even know he was there if I hadn’t already seen him
He holding his hand up like there’s not 10 other cameras on him lol 😂
The decoy was about to say “goo goo gah gah” before Chris walked in.
Perfectly executed joke 👌
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Lmfaoooo
😂
Stolen joke, saw it on another vid
That decoy looks 24, not 13.
I'm surprised they couldn't find someone babyfaced.
yeah he looks older and sucks at acting. total fail
Usman Akhtar he went to my high school
well it worked on this idiot lol
exactly
My favorite part is always how Chris acts like they’re free to go and they also think that they’re not about to get rested. Golden 💀
"Me, my mommy and my daddy" dude who are u tryna convince?
Arnold Drummond lool fr😹that nigga at least 30
the thing is 13 year old boys don't say mommy and daddy. When I was 13 I was in 8th grade going on to high school in less than a year. Most boys stop saying mommy and daddy at probably 7 years old. No teenage kid is calling his mom by mommy ever....
maybe he was acting mentally challenged or something lol
13 year olds don't call their parents "mommy and daddy" lol!!
well he was supposed to be gay though right? I believe a omg here he comes flashing floating around kinda gay guy except a classy idk if he is or not gay type of gay guy.
“I’m 27.” DRAMATIC STOP not true... he actually turned 28 yesterday.
It’s not that serious lol
I know I have been 18 for months and if I don't pay attention i sometimes think I'm 17 that was such a stupid comment from him
marcus steven exactly! Plus this predator isn’t the type of guy to get bogged up in ages
I think its deeper than that. I think when you're in a flight or fight mode as the predator is and you're lying to save your bacon suddenly you start lying about everything, even insignificant things like taking 1 year from your age in this situation.
yeah lol
Jimi Ace Yeah but it just shows that he’s lying
3:08 the predator gave the decoy the easiest lay-up of a question, all he had to say was “I don’t have an ID yet, I’m 13” but instead he says “I don’t have an ID *on me* , I’m only 13, my mom keeps that in her purse” as if it’s perfectly normal for a 13 y/o to have an ID, just not for them to hold onto it
School ID
I'm 28 and that decoy look older than me 🤣🤣🤣
“He’s here to meet a 13 year old boy”
*Proceeds to show a full grown man*
Victoria ツ 19
@@sBabysKid-nk8eh
19 = full grown man
There's literally no difference.
Sly Reborn technically a teenager
who just got back from a 2 hour work out lol.
@@sBabysKid-nk8eh I'd say 17 is teenager.
Predator: I'm 27
Decoy: Me too
Bree Smith 😂😂😂
LOL
😂😂😂 lmfao
Bruh 😂😂
*ded*
The decoy looks like he did three tours in Iraq and has a divorced wife and is on a second marriage 😂
They might as well have* got Mike Tyson to play the 13 year old boy.
😂😂😂😂
13 year old have 5 o’clock shadow
My dude, I love your music, a lot of it helped me through life a couple years ago.
Low key Jesse was a better actor than the 13 year old
😂😂😂
The Decoy: "with my mommy and daddy"
Cops: "chris get in there he blew it!"
**YOU BLEW IT!!!!** lolol
@@tiamat_023 Adam Sandler voice
Lmfao
😂😂😂
jebusm86 Velez be like “when was this blew it nonsense”
Chris Hansen's sarcastic/condescending tone as he speaks to these scumbags, I laugh every time
Me too, he’s funny, even tho this isn’t a funny situation.
Chris walks out:
Who is the decoy?
"Meee my mommy and my daddy"
He's supposed to be 13 not 7 lol
Jason Borne 😂😂😂
Jason Borne fucker needs to go back to acting school.
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Well, if he talks like he's 7 and looks like he's 24, that equates to about 15. Close enough!
19 y/o drama student. "meee... my mommy.. and my daddy!"
LMFAO real convincing there, bud.
right....Extreme cringe alert...I'm 19 but even if I acted like fk Chriss Pratt, physically seen no one would believe I'm 13... They really need to step up their game beccause you could clearly tell the suspect was suspecting something wasn't right....
godly04 maybe he should reconsider being an actor
He should go back to acting 101 😂
godly04 LMAO
Castle Clasher I always have to skip till Hansen appears because this was just the worst lmao. I know hes trying but gosh darnit that was rough
You could see the relief on his face, when Chris entered the room and saved him from the decoy.
"We hired 16 time world champion John Cena to play the role of a 13 year old boy"
The decoy does not have a future in acting, that's for sure.
Don Tommasino it's a lot different being an actor where you're not in danger and then when there's a sexual predator literally 4 feet away from you
I think he just doesn’t look like he’s 13 at all is the issue
The predator does tho
He does actually bit when there's a pedo in front of you most younger people would be scared or tence. Plus as others point out he doesn't look like he just turned 13 that's why the guy got second thoughts
"My mommy my daddy" like umm who that says that 13😅
“Im 5’9”.
Chris Hansen: noooot true, at the time of this recording he was actually 5’9 1/2
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😂😂😂😂
Because hes a 'blank predator'
Haha Right?!
Lmfao
“…our decoy is really an AARP member with excellent credit.”
We hired professional wrestler turned actor, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to play the decoy.
We’ve hired Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to play our 13 year old decoy.
I think Chris should be the Decoy and Dwayne should do the confronting
Dwayne: How old did you say your age is?
Predator: Its-
Dwayne: It doesn't matter what your age is!!
@@pix985v the kid: hi I’m chris Hansen
Chris Hansen: WTF?
Velez - so who do u live here with
Rock - *IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO I LIVE HERE WITH*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣 chill
Chris: "How old are you?"
Predator: "27."
*dramatic music swells in*
Chris: "Not true. At the time of our conversation Valez had just turned... 28."
pfft I can't get enough of this show.
xVaile I hate how Crime Watch Daily doesn't focus more on these Predators. It's mostly murders and stuff. I want more of this.
"Nooooot true. He's actually 27 and 1/2"
I was just thinking "well okay, maybe he just forgot he had a birthday last Tuesday for a second there."
xVaile dude I read this comment at the same time Chris was saying it, 😂😂😂😂
I like when it like “30.”
“Wanna try again?”
“59.”
This guy looks like the type of guy who lives in his mom’s basement in his late 20s-early 30s, is unemployed, and plays video games, browses Reddit, or watches anime all day instead of working
Enough about the decoy, tell us what you think about the predator.
@@theevilascotcompany9255 I was taking about the predator
Jesse: Okay this is very awkward and very embarrassing for me
The UA-cam Comments: GOOD!
The bait dude looks 30
Pnut P ikr like wtf
😂
He had facial hair... I have yet to see a 13 years old boy with facial hair
Pnut P right he doesn't even look like a kid
Kevo05sGaming it's not that uncommon in middle school I knew a ton of kids with beards or mustaches
bet he's a manager at subway, rolls deep with Jared and the crew.
+Puggo he is ...
Taliban King ha!
Taliban King 😂 😂 😂
Ah good, I was looking to see if anyone made a Jared comment lol
Was thinking the same thing King.
The predator looks younger than the decoy lol-
I died laughing when the decoy said “Me and my mommy and daddy” looking 35 years old 😂
I know right 🤣🤦 and what 13 year old kid actually calls their parents mommy and daddy anyway?
@@cassannequeenofeverything9186 probably a lot
@@halmu9357 I have younger cousins and they didn’t so…
@@user-hk7hz9cn7v i did :(
yea right. i idk about the mommy and daddy thing. but your right the decoy seriously looks 35 or older.
It warms my heart to see they allowed a Vietnam War veteran a chance to give back to his community by playing the decoy
More like a Civil War veteran.
@@Rubyofthedead GELP
Lmfao
Im fucking weak!!!!!!!!!!! 💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
It’s way to late to read that and die laughing waking up my family!
He just said Netflix chill? Isn't that a Ben and Jerry's flavor 🍨
Blimp capable of speech: "This is very awkward and very embarrassing for me. =]"
Jesse. You've been outed as a predator. That's not a "teehee giggle I'm so embarrassed!! XD" moment.
"I'm 27"
Velez is actually LYING, he just turned 28!!!1
Bruh are you kidding me
nedlohh lmao that shit was hard to watch. Like niggas know it takes at least a month before you start saying your real age after your bday hits.
Lmfaooo
i said the same thing wtf one year difference but in this show they want to make them look as bad as they can and they should those damm sick melosters
LMAO that's what I said I'm like damn they had to get all dramatic for that?
Right. Nothing to go crazy over, 1 ur difference. Close enough
"Major sandwich shop chain"
My detective skills are telling me it's SubWay..
Danny M I'm honored :)
Quiznos, Jersey Mike’s, Jimmy Johns.....
First Last Are any of their spokespeople convicted child sex offenders? I'll wait.
Rev Hitit an other Jared fogle?
SoS Lurza he looks like Jared's before picture so he must have been the apprentice
5:43 Chris Hansen's face totally NOT buying his story HAHAHHAHHA
Lmaoooo😂😂🤣🤣
“Am I under arrest?” Well I mean considering your hands are handcuffed behind you’re back, I think yes
Lmaooo oldest 13 y/o I've ever seen
Bree Swaggerty seriously
My little brother just turned either 12 or 13 I can't remember his age for the life of me lol. But he looks like he 16. Our brother who's 15 has friends who are girls think that the younger one is older.
*talks in a deep voice* "I live here with my mommy and daddy." lol
Bree Swaggerty Dude I looked like that at age 13
It's definitely possible that someone that young looks old. Back in grade school, I knew a guy that was 13 and he had a full patchy beard and was able to buy booze lol.
"I'm only 13" with a 5 o'clock shadow and a 30 year old's hairline.
I'd say 37
To be fair, if you're like me, your hairline started receding at age 13. Don't know what's up with the 5 o'clock shadow, though.
Lebron has a better hairline than that decoy
Actually some 13 year old do look like that
Rooney hairline, Hahahahah Hahahahah Hahahahah Fucksake
I think it's beyond the pits of hilariousness that the creep himself asked the decoy "who lives here". When the decoy responded "I live here" he shoulda left it at that. He screamed 31 instead of 13
"I'm not a sports person, believe it or not."
Dont worry, we believe you.
If that guy is 13 then I am a sperm cell.
Srg. Skrub Bruh I'm not even existing right now
Srg. Skrub bruh if he's 9 I'm a molecule
Lol
Srg. Skrub omg I'm dead lol
😭
Hansen: "how old are you?"
Dude: "I'm 27"
Hansen dramatic voice: "that's not true at this point he was 28"
Idk why but that fucking killed me
Tim McGowan This comment has 28 likes.
I was dying laughing😂
I was expecting at least 35 or something 😂😂
Uhm Ok Fuck You And Your Respect LIES. this comment actually has 282 likes
gia 344 likes
I’ve spent more time in this comments section than I did watching the video. Y’all wrong for dissing my dad the decoy.
It would’ve been equally convincing if Chris Hansen played the 13 year-old boy.
Ded😂😂😂
Scott Merkle this is the best comment yet 😂
Hahahahaha
Ahahahha
😂