I like your thought here 🙂 Yes, it would be taking an effect on those young decoys. Especially knowing what he is there for (what he wants to do to you). It looking at you as an object as you stand there. A 🐒
I burst out laughing when he said "This is a show called Hanson vs predator, I'm Hanson." Like he was urging the other guy to use the process of elimination to spot the predator. :)
Not necessarily though. I say it because I'm about to open up and being vulnerable makes me have anxiety. So, I'm not sure about others but, that's why I personally say it. I hesitate as well which may come off as I'm not being truthful. I don't like opening up to people who may not deserve or appreciate it. How difficult it is for me to be raw and candid, I will physically get sick.
@@bigfrazier86 I always wondered whether this show was fake or not. I mean the way they make it so dramatic and the bad acting and decoys 😂. I'm not from America and the show wasn't really popular beyond America but it did show here sometimes. So you're definitely sure it's real?
he’s really good at talking, I know he’s lying but the way he talks he sounds so sincere… that’s crazy if I didn’t see those chats a part of me could’ve potentially believed him
@@Plasticchair11111 yeah. Pretty easy to forget a recent birthday. I accidentally wrote the wrong year shortly after New Years too. I so rarely have to recall my age that I can forget it several months after my birthday. Pretty funny of the show to make a big deal about it, though. It made the show more entertaining.
@@IARRCSim yeah like im 18 and i was walking and i was thinking like “wholly fuck im 16 man... wait wtf im 18” moral of the story dont get your head hit
How is he enticing a minor if the person he is messaging is a 40 year old milf that works with Hansen. Sure, it's completely disgusting and wrong that he is sending that shit to who he believes is a child but how can they charge him with enticing a minor when there wasn't a single fucking minor in this video.
@@Saliem02 Because he thought he was talking to a 13 year old, and was sending lewd photos to a 13 year old. Intent is the crime and it is one of the easiest things to prove in cases like these. You need to do more research before sounding off...
@@Saliem02 If you go to someone's house with the provable intention to kill them, but it turns out they weren't home and then you get arrested, you can't argue "but there was no one actually there so technically there was no attempted murder" You still had the intention to do it
Also, Chris Hansen is being played by Jared Fogel in the next episode, because he’s preoccupied playing the decoy. They’re calling it Predator vs. Predator.
“Police are telling us that the decoy referred to them as ‘blue falcons’ after they took the suspect into custody and told them to ‘aye, lance corporal or some shit’ before speeding off in a matte black Jeep Wrangler with tinted windows.”
im 23 and i look younger than him. chris hansen, hit me up edit:25 and still look younger edit:i turned 26 a month ago and while stocking a shelf at work a customer said that i looked a bit young to be working there. asked him how old he thought i was and he said 15. still got it baby Feb 2023 Edit: I’m 27! Bought some booze the other day and the cashier brought his other coworkers over to ask them “how old you think that there boy is?”
13yr old actor probably has a 13yr old son.
😭😭😭
TrUe🤣😌😁😂
😂😂😂
Roflmaoooo
Ikr that mans looks like a grown ass man lmao
19 yo female decoy: looks 13
19 yo male decoy: looks 43
This is probably why they started using girls as the male decoys lol
Stealth 100
🤣🤣🤣🤣 you know how this looks right
To be fair, try finding an adult male who looks and sounds like a pubescent teen.
justin bierber *enters room*
Decoy looks older than the criminal.
☠️🤣☠️
No seriously lol 😂
Criminal looks like two whole people
*"Meeeeee, the 70 year old marine veteran, my mooommmyy and my daaaaddy...."*
You horny bastard
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Stop posting weird animations btw
Next time it'll be: We hired Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to play the role of a 13 year old boy
Travis Hopkins Or Dog the Bounty Hunter already
@@nikkibeacth actually Joe Biden is convinced he's 12 years old, so he would work perfectly
Exactly
Dwayne would be more convincing 😂
Travis Hopkins chuck Norris
“We hired a 13 yr old decoy who was 13, 13 years ago”
The only believable thing he said
He looks no bit of 13 smh
Those predators are only there to do sex acts with they’re not too focused on how old the kid is
I thought he was the guy they were trying to catch at first
lmfao
That kid definitely went to a bar after this stressful mess
I like your thought here 🙂
Yes, it would be taking an effect on those young decoys.
Especially knowing what he is there for (what he wants to do to you). It looking at you as an object as you stand there.
A 🐒
" I am 36, I mean 13."
@@milesjohnson5487 I think you like me.
@@user-ps5zj7wk5x Not interested but thank you for reading my comment..
LOL
"Who lives here?"
"Just me, my wife of 25 years, & my 3 kids."
😂good one!
“Who lives here”
*“Me, my mommy, my daddy....my daughter, my grandson”*
YoungGonzalez 💀💀💀y’all gotta stop
YoungGonzalez😂😂😂
HAHA
LMFAOOO no chill
this gotta be the funniest comment in 2020
“Just me, my mommy and daddy,” says the 13 yr old with a 5 o’clock shadow.
Haha! Right! And the distraction!😅😅😅
Lmao
ROFLMAO!!!!!!
Lmao
DEAD
That thirteen year old was awarded the Purple Heart medal by president Truman for his steadfast bravery and heroism at Normandy.
You sir win the internet heavyweight championship of the world.
The conquest?
@@SpiralPoliFemboy thank you for this prestigious honor, I will treasure it and carry this championship with grace and dignity.
You got something mixed up here… he was awarded during the battle of Gettysburg
I was ALMOST afraid for the predator the way that decoy was acting.
Hahaha
Next episode: 12yo boy played by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
lmaooo
No I guess you want there to be real 13 year old getting told all sort of fckkd up shit by a grown ass nerd
13 yo boy played by Samuel L Jackson
I blame you for waking up my neighbors, 😂
Audi e-tron lol 😂
That 13 year old looks like he just finished paying off his mortgage
hahah!
SoccerFC 😂😂😂
I’M DONE 😂😂😂
After this episode, he did
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I'm not a sports person, believe it or not" dw man we believe you 💀🙏🏻
that’s crazy 💀💀
First comment i saw not roasting the 19 yo
"We've hired NBA hall of famer Shaquille O'Neal as our 13 year old decoy"
Predator : Who lives here?
Decoy: Me, my 2 kids and my grandchildren
Funny man
Duh
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
CTID 😂🤣😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The decoy should have been arrested for soliciting the younger predator.
Idiot!
13 year old guy looks like he just got back from Iraq and got divorced with 2 kids.
The decoy looks older than Lori.
And Lori looks at least 40.
I seen a 75 year old man with oxygen tanks😅
“We hired an Italian who immigrated to New York with his wife and two daughters in 1933 to play our 13 year old decoy”
😂
R/oddlyspecific
best one so far
I mean 😂
It’s so specific which makes it so good
We defrosted a 10,000-year-old caveman to play the 13-year-old decoy.
This comment isn't getting enough recognition
😩😩 I'm so glad they caught that sicko!
Yup. This one is the winner for me lmao
We flew him in from Encino, CA.
So good hahahaha 😂
We hired a 50 year old union iron worker with 5 kids and 3 divorces with 1500 dollar truck payments to play the role of a 13 year old boy.
Omgg🤣😭 this the best one yet
He was probably glad to get the job.
I burst out laughing when he said "This is a show called Hanson vs predator, I'm Hanson." Like he was urging the other guy to use the process of elimination to spot the predator. :)
"looks right into our hidden camera, the decoy goes into distraction mode"
"Hey look at this, its a photo me when I served in Iraq"
🤣🤣🤣
fucking dead.!😂
Don’t worry, it’s actually just something him, his mommy and his daddy made him!
“Seems legit”
Lmao!!
"Who lives here?"
"Just me my mommy and daddy and my wife, our son, his wife and our two grandchildren"
Hahaha 😂🤣 nailed it!
**UNDERRATED COMMENT **
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
*grandmother
@@subsnovideos-ur4cn What?!
Poor decoy must have suffered from PTSD when he saw Velez’ Jurassic park shirt.
This comment is underrated 😭
Damn that is a Jurassic park shirt isn’t it!!!!!
Its so nice to see veterans still get acting roles
I didn't realize there were any Civil War veterans left.
“we hired a retired WWE wrestler as the 13 year old decoy”
MFs gonna use Rey Mysterio
Lmaoo😂😂😂
Benoit did a great job
THAT'S FUNNY, HONEST TO DEATH!
@Bubba Fett TV 10/10 WOULD WATCH!
When the Decoy is older than the predator 😂
I don’t see the point lying about being 27 when you're only 1 year older.
He probably just forgot he was 28 now lmao
"We hired Gordon Ramsay to play a 12 year old boy who likes to cook for a hobby."
Ramsey: hey fuck twad!! Come in and look at this fucking table me daddy shot out of his asshole!!!
@@ooferrell Arsehole* lol
This comments made my night
A 12 year old with many forehead wrinkles is something you wouldn't see every day
Andrew Let’s not forget progeria
“We’ve hired Morgan Freeman to play our 13 year old decoy”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Benjamin button lookin a$$
Hahahaha
😂😂
Lilith Jacobs no
I heard they arrested the decoy first thinking he was the predator.
lol
The fact that he asked for his ID was already damning. I hope he’s locked up.
“We hired a 13 year old decoy, unfortunately his uncle showed up instead”
Haha genius
Lol probably not many I mean I know guys at my school that are 16 with full grown adult facial hair although that ain’t 13
made me lol
Chris Ahn ahh shit here we go again
This comment almost made me spit out my drink 😂
"Am I under arrest?" exactly as the cuffs are slapped onto him. 1000 IQ.
Yep Sherlock Holmes eat your heart out! 😊
When someone says “To be honest” it is almost certainly not honest.
Seems to be true.
I have family who love to say this! 🥴😡
Not necessarily though. I say it because I'm about to open up and being vulnerable makes me have anxiety. So, I'm not sure about others but, that's why I personally say it. I hesitate as well which may come off as I'm not being truthful. I don't like opening up to people who may not deserve or appreciate it. How difficult it is for me to be raw and candid, I will physically get sick.
That's so true.
I encourage you to find Donald Morrison…most honest predator on the planet
“I’m 27”
Chris Hansen: “That was a lie, he was 28”
OOOOOOOHHHHHH GOT HIM
Just tturned too
Heyward Shepherd it’s not fake😂 you can look up the police reports on each one you clown
@@bigfrazier86 I always wondered whether this show was fake or not. I mean the way they make it so dramatic and the bad acting and decoys 😂. I'm not from America and the show wasn't really popular beyond America but it did show here sometimes. So you're definitely sure it's real?
Ya like tf Chris
lmao just watched an 'episode' before this.. "Do you know how old she is?" "Yeah, she's 14" "That's actually not true, she's only 13"
"We've hired former U.S. President Jimmy Carter to play our 13 year old decoy."
Lmaooo
LMAOO
THIS HAS ME DYING IDK WHYYY💀💀
Stolen comment but it is funny ngl
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Decoy: “oh I forgot my jacket. This dementia is kicking my butt”
its so funny how he really thought he finna get away with it he even said thank u for this experience🤣
😂😂😂😂
I don’t know why people are hating on the decoy, he looked like a 13 year old kid, 27 years ago
I'm sorry if we forgot to laugh
Lol you are appreciated
Got me for a second haha. That was great.
Gay kids might. IDK
Daniel J. Ok?
13 year old man: “yo this a crazy table ain’t it”
13 year old *man* lmao
@@cmsaunli HAHAHA
decoy: bro come here and look at the air
@@freezer8633 It's made of air. My dad breathed it during World War II.
@@gurutruecrimeguru1405 It really be crazy how air do, knowmsayin?
"I have no friends"
has a fiance lol.
he’s really good at talking, I know he’s lying but the way he talks he sounds so sincere… that’s crazy if I didn’t see those chats a part of me could’ve potentially believed him
Agreeeeed. Started feeling sorry for him at one point, had to remind myself what a sicko he is
Master manipulator!
So just imagine what he can do to a real 13yo
“How old are you?”
“27”
“NOT TRUE HE JUST TURNED 28”
He probably said that accidentally because he was so nervous, why would you lie about being one year younger?
Oh you’re only 27 my mistake you can leave lol
@@Plasticchair11111 yeah. Pretty easy to forget a recent birthday. I accidentally wrote the wrong year shortly after New Years too. I so rarely have to recall my age that I can forget it several months after my birthday. Pretty funny of the show to make a big deal about it, though. It made the show more entertaining.
@@IARRCSim yeah like im 18 and i was walking and i was thinking like “wholly fuck im 16 man... wait wtf im 18” moral of the story dont get your head hit
right such a huge difference lmao
The “13” year old boy looks like the default character from every military shooter
But u will never see him
Nice name you got there
LMFAO
Trueeeee
JM 914 he’s wearing camouflage
Dude was not believing that decoy 😂😂😂
That 13 year old boy looks 30 😂
*deep ass voice* “I just live here with my mommy and my daddy”
Ass Fuck 🤣🤣
I know right
🤦
DEAD 💀 💀 💀
Mommy and daddy....i thought he was playing a 13 year old not a 4 year old HAHAHAHA
“To fool this predator, we’ve hired 8-time WWE World Heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar, to pose as a 13-year boy”
😂😂😂😂
💀💀
THISSSSSS
“THE REIGNING, DEFENDING....”🤣🤣🤣🤣
.. but actually it's JOHN CENA
2:09 Always a bit funny to see the lady text while wearing a bullet proof vest
😂😂
Bro shes protected from screen shots omg smh!
Lol😂@@watchout5508
THE DECOY: "I live with my mommy & daddy"
CHRIS BEHIND THE CURTAIN: "EEEEEW. That's bad acting"
Predator: Who lives here?
Decoy: Me, my mommy, my daddy, my son, my daughter, my grandchildren...
😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
ahahahaha
AAAAAAHHHHH HAHAHAHA
okay XD
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️ I laughed to hard at this
Damn you got me laughing so hard I can’t breath 😂😂
“13 year old boy”👦🏾 adjust voice a couple octaves higher and says mommy and daddy yep he’s 13
He looks 25
Drama student? Hired!
13 year olds don't sound like that😂
When I was 13 I was calling my parents by their first names.
Well Velez looks close to 40 so maybe he thought it made sense that this guy was 13.
Dude picked up on the fact that boyo looked 35 and that was clearly not what fatboy ordered.
I about lost my sh!t when that grown man said “me my mommy and daddy” 😭😂😂 lmfaooo
"me, my mommy and my daddy... And my children and grandchildren and wife."
That's a good one Wesley . It really is .
Hahahahahahah
😁😂😂
lololo
I'm screaming 😜😜
We hired a US Marine who recently completed his 3rd tour in Afghanistan to play our 13 year old decoy.
Me, my lieutenant and my sergeant
Nice Shelby you have!
@@matthunter4826 Not actually mine. My dad got to test drive it and he took me for a ride in it back in 2010. Wish it was mine tho
@Brad Morrison a
LOL
That decoy playing the 13 year old looks like he just returned from his 3rd tour in Iraq
imagine walking into someones house expecting a 13 year old and seeing this 30 year old guy 😭
"This time, we hired *the predator's own father* to play the role of the 13 year-old decoy"
Okay I’m laughing out loud at this 😂😂😂😂
This time we hired the predators 110 year old great grandfather to play the role of the 13 year old decoy.
STOP LMAO
weak asf lol
THIS MADE ME CACKLE
The decoy goes into distraction mode
Decoy: my DaD mAdE tHiS tAbLe
😩😩😩
That was a pretty bad distraction
He’s a theater student?????
Decoy: t a b l e time
@@thatgirldellie he's only 19 though
Them 2 people in ur profile pic look ugly af
It must been weird for the decoy to play someone his grandsons age
Love how they blurred and respected the Jurrasic Park symbol. Editor knew the deal 🦖💯
“Me my mommy and my daddy!”
Kids don’t talk like that my man...
I know people in middle School who still say mommy and daddy but it's less common
I didn't even say mummy and daddy when I was 5.
I talk like that
Alvin Party so do I
😂
The decoy has a deeper voice than the predator.
U right 😂
I TRIGGER PEOPLE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seriously 😂😂
Cuase hes doing that accent
XDXDXD your profile picture made me laugh even more
Fun fact. The decoy is actually the predator
I can feel it. That time of year again where I binge watch TCAP for a week straight
They would've been better off having Chris Hansen play the 13 year old.
😂
How is he enticing a minor if the person he is messaging is a 40 year old milf that works with Hansen. Sure, it's completely disgusting and wrong that he is sending that shit to who he believes is a child but how can they charge him with enticing a minor when there wasn't a single fucking minor in this video.
@@Saliem02 Because he thought he was talking to a 13 year old, and was sending lewd photos to a 13 year old. Intent is the crime and it is one of the easiest things to prove in cases like these. You need to do more research before sounding off...
@@Saliem02 If you go to someone's house with the provable intention to kill them, but it turns out they weren't home and then you get arrested, you can't argue "but there was no one actually there so technically there was no attempted murder"
You still had the intention to do it
Lmao!
This predator is absolutely vile and abhorrent! He doesn't even realize what he did was wrong! What a disgusting man!
yeah
Is dating with a Vietnam veteran wrong?
Yeah he did, that's why he was lying.
@@elvickRULES No he doesn't, that's what makes him a monster.
He realizes what he did was wrong, he just dosent want to take accountability or dosent care.
In the next episode: Chris Hansen: Now I will be playing the 13 yo decoy
Daniel Triana hahaahhaha
Also, Chris Hansen is being played by Jared Fogel in the next episode, because he’s preoccupied playing the decoy. They’re calling it Predator vs. Predator.
Lmao. I laughed way too much at this 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
thegrandfinale2 indeed
The whole internet is on a Chris Hansen marathon.
Because of Onision...
Glad I heard of Chris Hansen.
Lol me too . I've never watched any of these and now ive been watching them all day
lol this comment is so underrated
True tho
True lmao
I think my brother was in Nam with that guy playing the 13 year old 😊😅
"I'm not a sports person believe it or"... No worries I believe it
HAHAHAHA
In this next sting, we hired Danny Devito to play the role of a 12 year old boy
Bahahaha fuck this made me laugh 👌👌👌 good work
I'd go to the sting house just to meet Danny Devito
Lol Devito
@@gretathuumberg Sentenced to 8 years in prison for trying to solicit sex from a Danny Devito.
@@Drakulas77 worth it
He asked for his ID because he looks 30😂
g00fedUp_ chaN It’s just instinct from all those years working at the 7-11.
@@bibbleboo6321 haha
Ya he looks old they need younger looking actresses and actors
This n' That 💀💀💀
@@xoloxozotarot8679 dude said mommy
Whenever someone says, to be honest, they're lying
When he holds his hand up when the cameras come out, I die every time 😂😂😂😂. We still can see you dummy!
Quit making comments about the decoy, we should respect our elders.
I see what you did there 😂🤣🤣🤣
Lmao, i always hated these comments but this was good
yea chillindude's gonna rap about you if you dont
My like is 666 🤘🏼😎 lol
Bro 🤣🤣🤣
He said “that’s not who I am” so much that we all know that’s exactly who he is.
The decoy is older than the predator 😂😂😂
Predator immediately lost interest in the kid when he saw him. He was like "that not a kid, thats a man. I didn't sign up for this"
Decoy "Wanna hang out here?" Pedo "Uh....no.....not really." (Damn I've been Catfished! Get me out of here!)
HAHAAHAHHAHHA
Yup
LoL
Its a reverse catfish situation
"I'm 27."
"ACTUALLY THAT'S A LIE, HE JUST TURNED 28!"
lmaoooooo
Hahahaha 🤣 that’s where ur WRONG! Lmaooo
I knoowwwwww I thought that was so funny
He really thought that by making his age a year younger it would make the situation more acceptable, smh
@@trill1x I mean its not that out of the ordinary for someone to say their old age when they've just turned a year older.
In fact just two hours ago Jose turned twenty eight.
Love how Laurie always wear a bulletproof vest in the safe control , control room 😮😮😮😮
She means business at all times.
The anxiety they feel when caught fuels me
"Im 13"
*has beard*
Hydan bro there’s mad young nigga kids with beards
I had a beard since I was like 12 my g
I had a beard at 13 and can happen lol
Damn u niggas hit puberty early
@@Jerryyy6802 I bet you're white and you used X's picture as your default and his name so you can say the N-word.
We hired this former marine to play the role of a 13 year old boy
Bet when he left he was chain smoking and drinking a beer in the back
“Police are telling us that the decoy referred to them as ‘blue falcons’ after they took the suspect into custody and told them to ‘aye, lance corporal or some shit’ before speeding off in a matte black Jeep Wrangler with tinted windows.”
im 23 and i look younger than him. chris hansen, hit me up
edit:25 and still look younger
edit:i turned 26 a month ago and while stocking a shelf at work a customer said that i looked a bit young to be working there. asked him how old he thought i was and he said 15. still got it baby
Feb 2023 Edit: I’m 27! Bought some booze the other day and the cashier brought his other coworkers over to ask them “how old you think that there boy is?”
@@fruitypeebils You have to be a 18 or 19 year old drama student to get the job.
'Role'! not ' -roll- '!
It's beyond me that these guys believe that anything that they say is believable
And always seem to think that they can actually walk away afterwards.
The guy obviously has no moral compass. He has no sense of right or wrong
“I’m actually 27.”- NOT TRUE!
VELEZ ACTUALLY TURNED 28 15 MINUTES AGO IN HIS CAR! WHAT A LIAR…
In his car LMAO 😂😂
Hahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Come look at my table cuz I'm panicking and I'm not the best actor 😂
Poor guy still got it done
“Me, My Mommy and My Daddy” … that should be a movie title.
“We hired the father of our 13 year old decoy to play our 13 year old decoy.”
😂😂😂
🤣
Hahahaha
You Sir, are a legend.
🤣
He wont be engaged for long after it comes out.
'General manager at a major sandwich shop chain.....'
Oh no. Jared, is that you? 😂
Comments
40% roasting predator
60% roasting the decoy 😂😂
That 40% is generous AF lol
more like 12% roasting predator XD
I didn’t think the decoy was that bad
@@maggie1576 are u maybe related to him? lol
he was pretty bad. acted nothing like a 13yr old and didn't look 13 either. total fail IMO.
Kev Ker bruh yah but I’m just saying the comments are roasting the decoy about not looking as a young kid 😂
Are you blind?? This is a marshmallow cook out mega roast of this “13 year old decoy.” 90/10
Plot twist: decoy is older than the suspect. Chris Hanson ends up arresting the decoy.
😂
Ok this was legendary
🤣
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
"no one wont find out"
Crazy foreshadowing
Not exactly...at the time of our broadcast our decoy was actually a fill in for Humphrey bogart