"Oh my god, I did not know I sent that, eww"; Chris Hansen: "Eww is right"

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  • @pretty-micky3737
    @pretty-micky3737 4 роки тому +8633

    13yr old actor probably has a 13yr old son.

  • @Jsilva2000
    @Jsilva2000 5 років тому +17700

    20 something year old guy acts like 13 year old by saying, “mommy and daddy”
    Disguise: 100

  • @LS-qw3ez
    @LS-qw3ez 5 років тому +14892

    “Just me, my mommy and daddy,” says the 13 yr old with a 5 o’clock shadow.

  • @ScottLulu
    @ScottLulu 4 місяці тому +674

    This is the worst decoy in the history of decoys

    • @kaily9456
      @kaily9456 3 місяці тому +15

      Yeah, but it probably doesn't matter as long as the guy comes into the house.

    • @500ccRabbit
      @500ccRabbit 2 місяці тому +36

      The decoy did the best he could with the hand he was dealt, but my word did they miscast him.

    • @OmniversalInsect
      @OmniversalInsect 2 місяці тому +13

      And he still fell for it

    • @MyHam-os4bq
      @MyHam-os4bq Місяць тому +6

      Chris was absolutely wild for making that man struggle that long to keep the convo going with the predo lmao. The guy’s forehead was stamped with “you can walk in ANY SECOND NOW”

    • @st7728
      @st7728 17 днів тому +5

      He didn't fool him at all, Jesse was trying to figure out how to leave, seconds before Hansen comes out. That's why he asked who lives here, because he was confused about what was happening.

  • @CaliPlays5651
    @CaliPlays5651 4 роки тому +6530

    "me, my mommy and my daddy... And my children and grandchildren and wife."

    • @tapsars7911
      @tapsars7911 4 роки тому +91

      That's a good one Wesley . It really is .

    • @serena1516
      @serena1516 4 роки тому +15

      Hahahahahahah

    • @Yungpap
      @Yungpap 4 роки тому +5

      😁😂😂

    • @anab333
      @anab333 4 роки тому +2

      lololo

    • @loree72
      @loree72 4 роки тому +4

      I'm screaming 😜😜

  • @ealvarez1899
    @ealvarez1899 5 років тому +110016

    We hired this former marine to play the role of a 13 year old boy

    • @Reddeth6332
      @Reddeth6332 5 років тому +6803

      Bet when he left he was chain smoking and drinking a beer in the back

    • @deltawhiskey1529
      @deltawhiskey1529 5 років тому +2396

      “Police are telling us that the decoy referred to them as ‘blue falcons’ after they took the suspect into custody and told them to ‘aye, lance corporal or some shit’ before speeding off in a matte black Jeep Wrangler with tinted windows.”

    • @fruitypeebils
      @fruitypeebils 5 років тому +3822

      im 23 and i look younger than him. chris hansen, hit me up
      edit:25 and still look younger
      edit:i turned 26 a month ago and while stocking a shelf at work a customer said that i looked a bit young to be working there. asked him how old he thought i was and he said 15. still got it baby
      Feb 2023 Edit: I’m 27! Bought some booze the other day and the cashier brought his other coworkers over to ask them “how old you think that there boy is?”
      August 2024 edit: I was buying some mushrooms from this guy and he asked for my drivers license. He said that he doesn’t want to give a 12 year old psychedelics. As he said that i was analyzing his body language, and i came to the conclusion that his penis was small. I felt the need to inform him of this inference but unfortunately he… I’m not sure how to put this… but he uppercutted my nuts repeatedly so hard. for hours. It was awful.

    • @trueCrimeGuruYes
      @trueCrimeGuruYes 5 років тому +1043

      @@fruitypeebils You have to be a 18 or 19 year old drama student to get the job.

    • @PatrickMcAsey
      @PatrickMcAsey 5 років тому +51

      'Role'! not ' -roll- '!

  • @skittelz447
    @skittelz447 5 років тому +23893

    They should've just used Chris Hansen himself as the decoy if they're trying to pass that man off as 13...

    • @micpain8603
      @micpain8603 5 років тому +159

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @looksok3327
      @looksok3327 5 років тому +278

      My son looks 18 he is 14

    • @sabanabdina5677
      @sabanabdina5677 5 років тому +19

      Ikr! 😂😂

    • @sabanabdina5677
      @sabanabdina5677 5 років тому +127

      @thegrandfinale2 you need to relax, it's a joke.

    • @7fdl665
      @7fdl665 5 років тому +7

      😂😂😂

  • @InChristWeTrust999
    @InChristWeTrust999 5 місяців тому +476

    You could tell that this guy was pissed that the kid didn’t look younger. Sicko

    • @elektrik_exekutioner6822
      @elektrik_exekutioner6822 3 місяці тому +32

      No, he was suspicious because the dude obviously wasn't the kid he chatted with.

    • @InChristWeTrust999
      @InChristWeTrust999 3 місяці тому +4

      @@elektrik_exekutioner6822 Prove it

    • @elektrik_exekutioner6822
      @elektrik_exekutioner6822 3 місяці тому +4

      @@InChristWeTrust999 Why don't you prove your statement?

    • @InChristWeTrust999
      @InChristWeTrust999 3 місяці тому +7

      @@elektrik_exekutioner6822 I can’t. It was just an observation. I could be incorrect.

    • @seandenny339
      @seandenny339 3 місяці тому +13

      Electrik why you got to freakin argue

  • @crystalmethmonkeygaming626
    @crystalmethmonkeygaming626 4 роки тому +11658

    The “13” year old boy looks like the default character from every military shooter

  • @もも彡
    @もも彡 5 років тому +9901

    Predator: *notices camera*
    Decoy: *enters distraction mode*
    Decoy: look at this floor it’s made of floor

  • @chrisahn2398
    @chrisahn2398 4 роки тому +9746

    “We hired a 13 year old decoy, unfortunately his uncle showed up instead”

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 4 роки тому +67

      Haha genius

    • @Killamanjam
      @Killamanjam 4 роки тому +53

      Lol probably not many I mean I know guys at my school that are 16 with full grown adult facial hair although that ain’t 13

    • @drany6707
      @drany6707 4 роки тому +9

      made me lol

    • @obiwankenobi3911
      @obiwankenobi3911 4 роки тому +4

      Chris Ahn ahh shit here we go again

    • @parisladson4763
      @parisladson4763 4 роки тому +4

      This comment almost made me spit out my drink 😂

  • @AlexM-ry7ih
    @AlexM-ry7ih 7 місяців тому +3988

    "We've hired NBA hall of famer Shaquille O'Neal as our 13 year old decoy"

    • @rebboy17
      @rebboy17 5 місяців тому +19

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @blackking...2951
      @blackking...2951 5 місяців тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @YoungTCash
      @YoungTCash 4 місяці тому +9

      Mane 😂 they should do that… either him or The Rock… or Chris just comes out in a wig

    • @KndCpu
      @KndCpu 4 місяці тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @PureAdrenaline81
      @PureAdrenaline81 4 місяці тому +14

      ​@@YoungTCash Bruh Chris saying "I have something to tell you" while taking off a wig would be hilarious 😂😂

  • @NOVSinSinga
    @NOVSinSinga 5 років тому +2951

    Predator immediately lost interest in the kid when he saw him. He was like "that not a kid, thats a man. I didn't sign up for this"

    • @trueCrimeGuruYes
      @trueCrimeGuruYes 5 років тому +154

      Decoy "Wanna hang out here?" Pedo "Uh....no.....not really." (Damn I've been Catfished! Get me out of here!)

    • @dataicey6204
      @dataicey6204 5 років тому +3

      HAHAAHAHHAHHA

    • @1amNumberOne
      @1amNumberOne 5 років тому +1

      Yup

    • @mtio2807
      @mtio2807 5 років тому +2

      LoL

    • @sneakyshadowt5812
      @sneakyshadowt5812 5 років тому +30

      Its a reverse catfish situation

  • @AlyssaTaylor9
    @AlyssaTaylor9 3 роки тому +3215

    "This time, we hired *the predator's own father* to play the role of the 13 year-old decoy"

    • @valgoing
      @valgoing 3 роки тому +18

      Okay I’m laughing out loud at this 😂😂😂😂

    • @jacobmccarthy1171
      @jacobmccarthy1171 3 роки тому +13

      This time we hired the predators 110 year old great grandfather to play the role of the 13 year old decoy.

    • @vani_isreading
      @vani_isreading 3 роки тому +4

      STOP LMAO

    • @redropshawty
      @redropshawty 3 роки тому +2

      weak asf lol

    • @rachelchristine6233
      @rachelchristine6233 3 роки тому +1

      THIS MADE ME CACKLE

  • @macman975
    @macman975 4 роки тому +5508

    "Who lives here?"
    "Just me my mommy and daddy and my wife, our son, his wife and our two grandchildren"

  • @RobertGoodwin-j1i
    @RobertGoodwin-j1i 3 місяці тому +92

    “Never chilled with a young guy before.”
    And you still won’t because a senior citizen is playing the decoy.

  • @soccerfc3797
    @soccerfc3797 5 років тому +6770

    That 13 year old looks like he just finished paying off his mortgage

  • @camillethomas3631
    @camillethomas3631 3 роки тому +9573

    “We’ve hired Vin Diesel to be our 13 year old decoy.”

    • @love.uriell
      @love.uriell 3 роки тому +37

      One of the best ones

    • @brentjames2425
      @brentjames2425 3 роки тому +70

      We hired Jared subway guy as a decoy

    • @wesleyAlan9179
      @wesleyAlan9179 3 роки тому +3

      @@brentjames2425 🤣😂

    • @Sviolinist
      @Sviolinist 3 роки тому +14

      Vin Diesel is 13. That's why he got a PhD in liberal arts. This would just be truth

    • @CaramelKid429
      @CaramelKid429 3 роки тому +35

      ".....Family."

  • @haleylucas1100
    @haleylucas1100 4 роки тому +36100

    The decoy looks like he's old enough to pay his own child support.

  • @TheDartdouble05
    @TheDartdouble05 7 місяців тому +355

    Decoy: “oh I forgot my jacket. This dementia is kicking my butt”

  • @effstrizzy2954
    @effstrizzy2954 4 роки тому +4877

    “We hired an Italian who immigrated to New York with his wife and two daughters in 1933 to play our 13 year old decoy”

  • @poshpearls23
    @poshpearls23 4 роки тому +25556

    "He's a manager at a major sandwich shop chain"
    Subway executives: DEAR GOD, NOT AGAIN!!!!!

  • @jeanarthurVS
    @jeanarthurVS 4 роки тому +12609

    His mommy keeps his ID in her purse, along with his tax returns, stimulus check, and colonoscopy results.

    • @ThatBoyGc
      @ThatBoyGc 4 роки тому +120

      bastardwithnoname LMAO IM DEAD

    • @Emdeemhay
      @Emdeemhay 4 роки тому +125

      UNDERRATED COMMENT 😂💀

    • @melann1a
      @melann1a 4 роки тому +26

      😂

    • @olgaolivas1799
      @olgaolivas1799 4 роки тому +21

      Lol your funny 😂

    • @a47684
      @a47684 4 роки тому +83

      COLONOSCOPY RESULTS IM DEAD

  • @Shartmouth-Mcpoo
    @Shartmouth-Mcpoo 6 місяців тому +126

    “We’ve hired the 2002 Medal of Honor recipient as our 13 year old decoy”

  • @cocoman281
    @cocoman281 3 роки тому +7489

    “To fool this predator, we’ve hired 8-time WWE World Heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar, to pose as a 13-year boy”

  • @HomTolland69
    @HomTolland69 4 роки тому +10775

    In this next sting, we hired Danny Devito to play the role of a 12 year old boy

    • @codythinks4749
      @codythinks4749 4 роки тому +58

      Bahahaha fuck this made me laugh 👌👌👌 good work

    • @gretathuumberg
      @gretathuumberg 4 роки тому +94

      I'd go to the sting house just to meet Danny Devito

    • @jessejames9149
      @jessejames9149 4 роки тому +6

      Lol Devito

    • @Drakulas77
      @Drakulas77 4 роки тому +82

      @@gretathuumberg Sentenced to 8 years in prison for trying to solicit sex from a Danny Devito.

    • @gretathuumberg
      @gretathuumberg 4 роки тому +32

      @@Drakulas77 worth it

  • @anythingatall7670
    @anythingatall7670 5 років тому +3368

    “Me my mommy and my daddy!”
    Kids don’t talk like that my man...

    • @mag-narwhal
      @mag-narwhal 5 років тому +51

      I know people in middle School who still say mommy and daddy but it's less common

    • @em84c
      @em84c 5 років тому +56

      I didn't even say mummy and daddy when I was 5.

    • @uselesschannel3686
      @uselesschannel3686 5 років тому +6

      I talk like that

    • @trishisblessed6819
      @trishisblessed6819 5 років тому

      Alvin Party so do I

    • @memo5230
      @memo5230 5 років тому

      😂

  • @DJTheoSF
    @DJTheoSF 4 місяці тому +95

    The Decoy just got back from a 4 year tour in Iraq.

  • @Claire-su6lo
    @Claire-su6lo 4 роки тому +33084

    The “13 year old boy” acts like a 6 year old and looks like a 20 year old. When he said “I live here with my mommy and my daddy” I died

    • @jeff-freehoke8012
      @jeff-freehoke8012 4 роки тому +1118

      That was just troll

    • @thealphas1
      @thealphas1 4 роки тому +444

      Murray Lindsay fr only grown ass men say mommy and daddy

    • @kimjong-un1900
      @kimjong-un1900 4 роки тому +1282

      He got the job done lol he looked like he was trying not to crack up laughing the entire time.

    • @yoinkerz2219
      @yoinkerz2219 4 роки тому +79

      thealphas1 lol wtf. what kind of men you have been with ?

    • @Septembersend34
      @Septembersend34 4 роки тому +226

      Not a good decoy

  • @mrmxyzptlk6042
    @mrmxyzptlk6042 4 роки тому +35738

    Honestly, they might as well just let Chris Hansen play the 13 year old himself.

    • @rjws69
      @rjws69 4 роки тому +2063

      Chris in short shorts holding a lolly as he answers the door

    • @53subscribersnovideos35
      @53subscribersnovideos35 4 роки тому +1519

      @@rjws69 "Hey, Boo."

    • @vanessaarnell
      @vanessaarnell 4 роки тому +388

      @@rjws69 LMAO!!! I had the visual as I was reading ur comment 😂

    • @marlimarlirni
      @marlimarlirni 4 роки тому +302

      Yeh that boy looks a lot older than 19 lol “you have ur ID?”

    • @JackYouTube0
      @JackYouTube0 4 роки тому +17

      😂😂😂

  • @NeedForSpeed.2004
    @NeedForSpeed.2004 3 роки тому +3712

    We hired a US Marine who recently completed his 3rd tour in Afghanistan to play our 13 year old decoy.

    • @TheKyleAye
      @TheKyleAye 3 роки тому +98

      Me, my lieutenant and my sergeant

    • @matthunter4826
      @matthunter4826 3 роки тому +7

      Nice Shelby you have!

    • @NeedForSpeed.2004
      @NeedForSpeed.2004 3 роки тому +9

      @@matthunter4826 Not actually mine. My dad got to test drive it and he took me for a ride in it back in 2010. Wish it was mine tho

    • @Noname-jk5jn
      @Noname-jk5jn 3 роки тому

      @Brad Morrison a

    • @goobypls2232
      @goobypls2232 3 роки тому +1

      LOL

  • @supreme-oats
    @supreme-oats 6 місяців тому +54

    I find it funny they censored what appears to be his Jurassic park t-shirt

  • @olympia8374
    @olympia8374 4 роки тому +8980

    “We hired the father of our 13 year old decoy to play our 13 year old decoy.”

  • @mrchopsticks3
    @mrchopsticks3 4 роки тому +2717

    I heard they arrested the decoy first thinking he was the predator.

  • @YoungGonzalez
    @YoungGonzalez 4 роки тому +4643

    “Who lives here”
    *“Me, my mommy, my daddy....my daughter, my grandson”*

    • @CL-fs3kt
      @CL-fs3kt 4 роки тому +58

      YoungGonzalez 💀💀💀y’all gotta stop

    • @theelvisguru9490
      @theelvisguru9490 4 роки тому +3

      YoungGonzalez😂😂😂

    • @racmik3293
      @racmik3293 4 роки тому +5

      HAHA

    • @OhhWarp
      @OhhWarp 4 роки тому +7

      LMFAOOO no chill

    • @luhfijii8850
      @luhfijii8850 4 роки тому +7

      this gotta be the funniest comment in 2020

  • @KleinerPatrick
    @KleinerPatrick 7 місяців тому +94

    Shoutout to Danny Trejo for playing the decoy

    • @reedr7142
      @reedr7142 3 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @itriggerpeople4433
    @itriggerpeople4433 4 роки тому +7149

    The decoy has a deeper voice than the predator.

  • @wendaltvedt4673
    @wendaltvedt4673 Рік тому +4858

    "Just meeee and my mommy and my daddy" LOL Wow great acting from the decoy. Why not just have him wear a propeller hat and holding a lollipop.

  • @sophiealsh4360
    @sophiealsh4360 5 років тому +8856

    Damn that 13 year old looks like he’s in the military and owns a charger

  • @TheTomBrown
    @TheTomBrown 2 місяці тому +23

    This Decoy looks a solid 30. Never seen a pervert ask someone for ID to prove they were underaged.

    • @jessicayoung456
      @jessicayoung456 6 днів тому

      Ikr he’s so down bad for little kids he wanted to make sure they were young🤢

  • @morgananleelynn6511
    @morgananleelynn6511 4 роки тому +6909

    The saddest part was he was so immediately unattracted when he saw he wasn’t a kid.

    • @horse_loyal9740
      @horse_loyal9740 4 роки тому +961

      I think he just got super suspicious since the 13 yr old looks like he could be the same age as himself

    • @mariej6962
      @mariej6962 4 роки тому +30

      True

    • @Sakura-kf4qw
      @Sakura-kf4qw 4 роки тому +17

      John Sampson can you link it?

    • @YourGraceMyLady
      @YourGraceMyLady 4 роки тому +14

      John Sampson 😂😂😂

    • @katk7505
      @katk7505 4 роки тому +16

      @John Sampson liiink 😂

  • @MaakasuSato
    @MaakasuSato 5 років тому +8694

    “Me my mommy, my daddy”
    Says 74 year old Vietnam Vet playing 13 year old

    • @blackcoffee7903
      @blackcoffee7903 5 років тому +37

      hahahahaha

    • @yellow2purple1
      @yellow2purple1 5 років тому +15

      Marcus The Villain hahahahhahahahhhhhhhahhhhh

    • @detricewortham9688
      @detricewortham9688 5 років тому +12

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ZUNIGA24
      @ZUNIGA24 5 років тому +14

      Hahahaahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahaahahaahahhhahahahahhahahhahahhhaahhahhahaaahhaahahhahahahahahhaha

    • @supervisorjd4458
      @supervisorjd4458 5 років тому +7

      Marcus The Villain 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-oe6cs6ed4i
    @user-oe6cs6ed4i 3 роки тому +5263

    Quit making comments about the decoy, we should respect our elders.

  • @petrrmiseur
    @petrrmiseur 3 місяці тому +15

    Scariest decoy ever. Bro looked like HE was about to do something strange to the predator 💀

  • @alexlannyfishing8317
    @alexlannyfishing8317 4 роки тому +3210

    “How old are you?”
    “I’m actually 27”
    “Not true, he’s actually 28”
    Dang really got him there

  • @strawberryfielz4209
    @strawberryfielz4209 4 роки тому +4767

    “we hired a retired WWE wrestler as the 13 year old decoy”

  • @jennylynx1869
    @jennylynx1869 3 роки тому +10296

    “We’ve hired the last known titanic survivor to play our 13 year old decoy”

  • @marmantole
    @marmantole 2 місяці тому +14

    Our 13 year old decoy didn’t show up so the actual owner of the house stepped in to help.

  • @segundasenpai8472
    @segundasenpai8472 4 роки тому +5957

    “We hired a 13 yr old decoy who was 13, 13 years ago”

    • @lavinanine6359
      @lavinanine6359 4 роки тому +72

      The only believable thing he said

    • @kimlove4740
      @kimlove4740 4 роки тому +22

      He looks no bit of 13 smh

    • @Emiltonin
      @Emiltonin 4 роки тому +5

      Those predators are only there to do sex acts with they’re not too focused on how old the kid is

    • @rjai5003
      @rjai5003 4 роки тому +38

      I thought he was the guy they were trying to catch at first

    • @grapeeggplant3863
      @grapeeggplant3863 4 роки тому +1

      lmfao

  • @pedrosilvaproductions
    @pedrosilvaproductions 3 роки тому +4680

    "I'm so nervous"
    Decoy: "oh yeah me too, especially when it's tax season and you have a mortgage to pay am I right?"

    • @alex15095
      @alex15095 3 роки тому +186

      "I remember back like 9 years ago, I still had my mortgage to pay and my financial situation was in shambles. It was quite stressful.. Anyway my mommy prepared some sandwiches earlier today, do you want some?"

    • @floatinggoose9197
      @floatinggoose9197 3 роки тому +16

      Hahahaha, of all the jokes about his Age, this is the best

    • @954REMI
      @954REMI 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao.. Ahh man lolll

    • @mommyharris1111
      @mommyharris1111 3 роки тому +3

      Omfg! Hysterical!

    • @josiefarrell2101
      @josiefarrell2101 3 роки тому

      @@mommyharris1111 , may I ask you who is your f---g God?

  • @spencerfalzy
    @spencerfalzy 4 роки тому +6651

    NOT TRUE, he isn’t 27, he just turned 28. Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

    • @kinzu5755
      @kinzu5755 4 роки тому +10

      😮😂🤣

    • @leomartinez4398
      @leomartinez4398 4 роки тому +10

      420th like 👍

    • @mike12585
      @mike12585 4 роки тому +3

      Grass Board Nerds 😂😆😂

    • @ashleyreyes2450
      @ashleyreyes2450 4 роки тому +160

      I fucking died at that part! 😂😂😂 i was expecting "he's actually 38." Or some shit closer to that lol

    • @morganhackworth84
      @morganhackworth84 4 роки тому +18

      *intense music*

  • @claydice91
    @claydice91 3 місяці тому +23

    “We hired this actor to play our 13 year old…. He has 37 years of experience in acting.”

  • @brianpacos4072
    @brianpacos4072 4 роки тому +2420

    They would've been better off having Chris Hansen play the 13 year old.

    • @cubby530
      @cubby530 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @Saliem02
      @Saliem02 4 роки тому +3

      How is he enticing a minor if the person he is messaging is a 40 year old milf that works with Hansen. Sure, it's completely disgusting and wrong that he is sending that shit to who he believes is a child but how can they charge him with enticing a minor when there wasn't a single fucking minor in this video.

    • @brianpacos4072
      @brianpacos4072 4 роки тому +11

      @@Saliem02 Because he thought he was talking to a 13 year old, and was sending lewd photos to a 13 year old. Intent is the crime and it is one of the easiest things to prove in cases like these. You need to do more research before sounding off...

    • @Adam_U
      @Adam_U 4 роки тому +7

      @@Saliem02 If you go to someone's house with the provable intention to kill them, but it turns out they weren't home and then you get arrested, you can't argue "but there was no one actually there so technically there was no attempted murder"
      You still had the intention to do it

    • @BballNintendo3
      @BballNintendo3 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao!

  • @babyhead
    @babyhead 3 роки тому +7269

    The decoy was confused when he asked him for his ID because he hadn’t been carded In 30 years 😂

  • @hockey3761
    @hockey3761 4 роки тому +4620

    "looks right into our hidden camera, the decoy goes into distraction mode"
    "Hey look at this, its a photo me when I served in Iraq"

  • @hypez1819
    @hypez1819 4 місяці тому +53

    “We do Hansen vs Predator, Im Chris Hanson… and you’re the predator”

    • @kyliemay95
      @kyliemay95 2 місяці тому +2

      And it still went over his head 😂😂😂😂

  • @MickMcGarnackle
    @MickMcGarnackle 3 роки тому +2541

    "We've hired the suspect's biological father to play the 13-year-old decoy."

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 3 роки тому +47

      "I live with my mommy and Daddy, boy"

    • @KC-nm7mf
      @KC-nm7mf 3 роки тому +28

      y’all are ridiculous on here 😂😂😂

    • @jeffreyjeffrey1935
      @jeffreyjeffrey1935 3 роки тому +18

      @@KC-nm7mf bitches call me young dagger dick

    • @johnhawthorn5393
      @johnhawthorn5393 3 роки тому +8

      Comment section is not disappointing 😂

    • @MickMcGarnackle
      @MickMcGarnackle 3 роки тому +1

      @@johnhawthorn5393 Thanks. I try. 😁

  • @Kyrajj2000
    @Kyrajj2000 3 роки тому +3283

    “Due to budget cuts in “Hansen versus Predator, I, Chris Hansen: will play the role of the decoy.”

  • @boxofcereal
    @boxofcereal 2 роки тому +6932

    “He’s posing as a boy that just turned 13”
    Yeah, he just reached 13 years of service in the army

    • @MsNastasiaB
      @MsNastasiaB 2 роки тому +16

      😂 😆

    • @Renulph
      @Renulph 2 роки тому +61

      That dude is paying off college tuition bills for sure, LOL.

    • @devenmurff1574
      @devenmurff1574 2 роки тому +50

      Yeah homeboy just celebrated his 10th 13th birthday

    • @boxofcereal
      @boxofcereal 2 роки тому +15

      Homeboy just turned 130

    • @elikemdoe4707
      @elikemdoe4707 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lester3110
    @Lester3110 3 місяці тому +13

    *chris hansen voice*
    “This 28 year old man is about to be in for the surprise of his life……..
    When he gets hired to play a decoy for hansen vs predator”

  • @jakehart1519
    @jakehart1519 4 роки тому +1625

    She’s wearing a bullet proof vest while chatting online in a house with 15 cameras....

    • @arcangle7444
      @arcangle7444 4 роки тому +207

      It's for the screenshots ...

    • @zuskosrs6900
      @zuskosrs6900 4 роки тому +5

      Arc Angle omfg good one! 🤣

    • @gretathuumberg
      @gretathuumberg 4 роки тому +39

      Because she's actually playing CS:GO

    • @Truth_Seeker1
      @Truth_Seeker1 4 роки тому +8

      jake hart Lol she’s in the USA.

    • @bien.mp4
      @bien.mp4 4 роки тому +1

      Greta Thu'umberg or rainbow six siege

  • @audie-tron9219
    @audie-tron9219 4 роки тому +4496

    Next episode: 12yo boy played by Arnold Schwarzenegger.

    • @SHAOLINSLUMSS
      @SHAOLINSLUMSS 4 роки тому +7

      lmaooo

    • @morromarron2975
      @morromarron2975 4 роки тому +3

      No I guess you want there to be real 13 year old getting told all sort of fckkd up shit by a grown ass nerd

    • @snazdogdbfan251
      @snazdogdbfan251 4 роки тому +42

      13 yo boy played by Samuel L Jackson

    • @ebonyeyed08ti
      @ebonyeyed08ti 4 роки тому +5

      I blame you for waking up my neighbors, 😂

    • @claraa.m6472
      @claraa.m6472 4 роки тому

      Audi e-tron lol 😂

  • @Evaal65
    @Evaal65 4 роки тому +45972

    We hired Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to play the role of a 13 year old boy

    • @hulala007
      @hulala007 4 роки тому +2612

      Hshhshs just imagine the rock raising his one eybrow and insisting: "no i am 13!!!"

    • @blix00x
      @blix00x 4 роки тому +756

      I am losing my shyt over these 2 comments😂😂😂

    • @gregodonnell1570
      @gregodonnell1570 4 роки тому +672

      Would be fucked up if the predator was a rock fan and just screamed at him “IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR AGE IS” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pvaughn4681
      @pvaughn4681 4 роки тому +42

      😂

    • @Ur.MomfAg
      @Ur.MomfAg 4 роки тому +229

      The rock : I’m just an average middle school teen

  • @flacohernandez4380
    @flacohernandez4380 7 місяців тому +18

    I was actually worried about the so called 13 year old who gives of serial killer vibes and is also a terrible actor.

  • @ernesto_again
    @ernesto_again 4 роки тому +4846

    “The decoy moves into distraction mode”
    Decoy: “Mhmm yes, this table is made out of table.”

  • @corbincreamer4353
    @corbincreamer4353 3 роки тому +3717

    "We've hired 7 time Super Bowl winning quarterback, Tom Brady to be our 13 year old decoy."

    • @Man1a2018
      @Man1a2018 3 роки тому +24

      Underrated comment 💀💀

    • @christianjacobs2767
      @christianjacobs2767 3 роки тому +7

      Where does this come from ?😭

    • @cosmicdude8282
      @cosmicdude8282 3 роки тому +18

      Nah, It's most likely that Tom Brady would be in the predator role

    • @devinsuni
      @devinsuni 3 роки тому +12

      @@cosmicdude8282 salty chiefs fan!

    • @16srt392
      @16srt392 3 роки тому

      this 😂

  • @travishopkins6539
    @travishopkins6539 4 роки тому +4756

    Next time it'll be: We hired Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to play the role of a 13 year old boy

    • @nikkibeacth
      @nikkibeacth 4 роки тому +16

      Travis Hopkins Or Dog the Bounty Hunter already

    • @thomasdaniels6824
      @thomasdaniels6824 4 роки тому +33

      @@nikkibeacth actually Joe Biden is convinced he's 12 years old, so he would work perfectly

    • @salahaddin1890
      @salahaddin1890 4 роки тому +1

      Exactly

    • @mike-jn1if
      @mike-jn1if 4 роки тому +9

      Dwayne would be more convincing 😂

    • @janwilliams6539
      @janwilliams6539 4 роки тому +1

      Travis Hopkins chuck Norris

  • @ThatMonkey
    @ThatMonkey 4 місяці тому +27

    Decoy looks so old that he could be the actual predator

  • @heathc148
    @heathc148 4 роки тому +1411

    "We accidently hired a 31 year old instead of a 13 year old but he couldnt tell"

    • @JustaSadCat
      @JustaSadCat 4 роки тому +5

      LMAO this comment is so underrated 👑🔥😍🤣

    • @Pootypatooty
      @Pootypatooty 4 роки тому

      Im DEAD 😂😂😂

    • @user-vc8sn6jp3r
      @user-vc8sn6jp3r 4 роки тому +3

      He literally looks 24 like come on

    • @dr6770
      @dr6770 4 роки тому +1

      hopefully they got his mommy and daddy's permission.

    • @joeethereal2968
      @joeethereal2968 4 роки тому +3

      Like, how did that 5 o'clock shadow go totally unnoticed & that receding hairline?

  • @buddyboyfella516
    @buddyboyfella516 5 років тому +5314

    13 year old man: “yo this a crazy table ain’t it”

    • @cmsaunli
      @cmsaunli 5 років тому +321

      13 year old *man* lmao

    • @TheSerwow
      @TheSerwow 5 років тому +21

      @@cmsaunli HAHAHA

    • @freezer8633
      @freezer8633 5 років тому +180

      decoy: bro come here and look at the air

    • @trueCrimeGuruYes
      @trueCrimeGuruYes 5 років тому +42

      @@freezer8633 It's made of air. My dad breathed it during World War II.

    • @Hyrule409
      @Hyrule409 5 років тому +11

      @@trueCrimeGuruYes It really be crazy how air do, knowmsayin?

  • @jimwhite522
    @jimwhite522 5 років тому +1806

    Decoy gets in distraction mode: hey look my dad made this during the great depression.

  • @illuviium
    @illuviium 3 місяці тому +11

    I come back to this video all the time just for the comments
    They’re 1% about Jesse Velez and
    99% all for roasting the decoy 😂😂

    • @rdca0517
      @rdca0517 Місяць тому

      So true 😂

  • @tomadidntsleep
    @tomadidntsleep 3 роки тому +4130

    “The decoy goes into distraction mode”
    - “So anyways these are pictures of my grandkids”

  • @tayy4258
    @tayy4258 5 років тому +3246

    “13 year old boy”👦🏾 adjust voice a couple octaves higher and says mommy and daddy yep he’s 13

  • @FuttBuckerson87
    @FuttBuckerson87 Рік тому +3994

    the way that 30 year old man said "my mommy and daddy" was the funniest thing i've ever heard. oscar worthy actor

    • @breakthecode4634
      @breakthecode4634 Рік тому +11

      Not really

    • @me_12-vw1vi
      @me_12-vw1vi Рік тому +136

      meeee, my mommyyyy aaaand my dadyyyyyyy

    • @alexanderdumas-
      @alexanderdumas- Рік тому +54

      That is Jim Carry level overacting

    • @jeep19
      @jeep19 Рік тому +1

      Pretty sure Jesse still wanted to suck and lick that 30yr old boy 😂🎉

    • @fuelsfornerds
      @fuelsfornerds Рік тому +54

      he's 19

  • @DylanIsSoSpooky
    @DylanIsSoSpooky 2 місяці тому +9

    “We hired former president Jimmy Carter to play the role of our 13 year old decoy”

  • @XGh0sT77
    @XGh0sT77 4 роки тому +1541

    “Who lives here?”
    “Just me, the kids moved out a year ago and my wife left me”

  • @wassgud9288
    @wassgud9288 4 роки тому +1796

    “Today we’re actually going to have the predator play the 13 year old boy”

    • @Doggiepugs
      @Doggiepugs 4 роки тому +8

      underrated 😂😂

    • @lilo5717
      @lilo5717 4 роки тому +3

      lmao

    • @luqi01
      @luqi01 4 роки тому +1

      lmfffffffffffffffao

    • @whodoesntloveMikey
      @whodoesntloveMikey 4 роки тому +2

      Not cool.... that's messed up. The dudes tryna catch predators.... is the decoy a predator? Dont know, personally doubt it. But that's not right. Defeats the purpose of those show/mission. Not cool💯

    • @smolpp585
      @smolpp585 4 роки тому +6

      @@whodoesntloveMikey Not cool....take a joke.

  • @abrilrodriguez4771
    @abrilrodriguez4771 4 роки тому +2391

    Comments
    40% roasting predator
    60% roasting the decoy 😂😂

    • @darnelltheartist
      @darnelltheartist 4 роки тому +58

      That 40% is generous AF lol
      more like 12% roasting predator XD

    • @maggie1576
      @maggie1576 4 роки тому +5

      I didn’t think the decoy was that bad

    • @darnelltheartist
      @darnelltheartist 4 роки тому +24

      @@maggie1576 are u maybe related to him? lol
      he was pretty bad. acted nothing like a 13yr old and didn't look 13 either. total fail IMO.

    • @abrilrodriguez4771
      @abrilrodriguez4771 4 роки тому

      Kev Ker bruh yah but I’m just saying the comments are roasting the decoy about not looking as a young kid 😂

    • @alanrose645
      @alanrose645 4 роки тому +4

      Are you blind?? This is a marshmallow cook out mega roast of this “13 year old decoy.” 90/10

  • @JesterFlemming
    @JesterFlemming 3 місяці тому +11

    >The decoy was arrested for dating a much younger person

  • @totalchaos444
    @totalchaos444 3 роки тому +4783

    We defrosted a 10,000-year-old caveman to play the 13-year-old decoy.

    • @tangyyak7506
      @tangyyak7506 3 роки тому +67

      This comment isn't getting enough recognition

    • @MISSCP2012
      @MISSCP2012 3 роки тому +6

      😩😩 I'm so glad they caught that sicko!

    • @pboi
      @pboi 3 роки тому +23

      Yup. This one is the winner for me lmao

    • @blahblahblah3032
      @blahblahblah3032 3 роки тому +19

      We flew him in from Encino, CA.

    • @jimdevos8944
      @jimdevos8944 3 роки тому +7

      So good hahahaha 😂

  • @theguywhoeditsthings7350
    @theguywhoeditsthings7350 3 роки тому +2600

    “I’m actually 27.”- NOT TRUE!
    VELEZ ACTUALLY TURNED 28 15 MINUTES AGO IN HIS CAR! WHAT A LIAR…

  • @lildvsvevo
    @lildvsvevo 3 роки тому +1599

    “We’ve hired a 13 y/o decoy. Unfortunately he got grounded so we had to settle for Nick Jonas instead”

    • @yourinnerlawyer4035
      @yourinnerlawyer4035 3 роки тому +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Joseph-el2cr
      @Joseph-el2cr 3 роки тому +8

      Bro this one got me crying !

    • @ih8ant
      @ih8ant 3 роки тому +7

      underrated comment righ here

    • @Eyemotivateme2
      @Eyemotivateme2 3 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KC-nm7mf
      @KC-nm7mf 3 роки тому +5

      I hate that I read this in his voice lmaoooo

  • @cozycakes42
    @cozycakes42 6 місяців тому +9

    "Just me, my mommy and daddy." Says in a purposefully high pitched voice 🤣

    • @solaraya863
      @solaraya863 6 місяців тому +1

      His fake high pitched voice is so cringe!! when he says "good!" in a high pitch but looks 30 years old lmao

    • @cozycakes42
      @cozycakes42 6 місяців тому

      @@solaraya863 it honestly kinda blows my mind that people don't realize how fake these things are when they see a 30 yo and hear them use a child-like voice 💀

    • @solaraya863
      @solaraya863 6 місяців тому

      @@cozycakes42 yea im shocked the preds dont run away the second they realize the decoy isnt the person in the pics. this one though is insane

  • @xPockyhearts
    @xPockyhearts 5 років тому +12553

    that guy who's playing a 13 year old looks like he could be in his 30s.. wtf.

    • @nancyelizabeth2325
      @nancyelizabeth2325 5 років тому +782

      xPockyhearts right!! I was having a hard time figuring out who was the predator at first

    • @mslady8798
      @mslady8798 5 років тому +444

      thats what I thought too....thats why he said "do u have ID" to prove you're underage...😂😂😥

    • @taniajohn3097
      @taniajohn3097 5 років тому +23

      MsLady 87 😂

    • @kittylee651
      @kittylee651 5 років тому +407

      Don't forget how he spoke... "Who lives here?" "Me. My mommy and daddy" seriously? I kinda laughed a little too much

    • @vmrc_994
      @vmrc_994 5 років тому +181

      I think their logic is to just get a short guy and that's it.

  • @excelexplained4443
    @excelexplained4443 4 роки тому +1411

    “We hired the last predator to play the decoy, so he knows how it feels”

  • @juiceboxinc.2745
    @juiceboxinc.2745 3 роки тому +2187

    “The decoy goes into distraction mode”
    Decoy: “So these are my historical records of when I first discovered fire”

  • @libertyor556
    @libertyor556 2 місяці тому +9

    Bro definitely failed theater class.

  • @klean1620
    @klean1620 4 роки тому +1736

    “Sir I was not trying to have sex with a thirteen year old boy, that man is clearly 24 and just really short”

    • @rikiey
      @rikiey 4 роки тому +4

      bulletproof statement

    • @scener0mance
      @scener0mance 4 роки тому

      K Lean you nasty

  • @pirateturtle987
    @pirateturtle987 4 роки тому +2974

    The whole internet is on a Chris Hansen marathon.

  • @uboii
    @uboii 5 років тому +3296

    The decoy graduated high school with my mommy and my daddy in 1985...

    • @shawneegirl1980
      @shawneegirl1980 5 років тому +20

      Lmaooo

    • @Mhel2023
      @Mhel2023 5 років тому +71

      ...I graduated in '85, decoy was a good guy back in the day, I was wondering what he's been up to 😂😂
      (Serious tho, time flies 😔)

    • @spidos1000
      @spidos1000 5 років тому +3

      Are you serious?

    • @whatsgoingon07
      @whatsgoingon07 5 років тому +10

      That makes him like 50yrs old!

    • @jb42jb
      @jb42jb 5 років тому +28

      He was actually held back like 5 years too

  • @VincentDeBellis
    @VincentDeBellis 9 днів тому +4

    Do you live by yourself?
    No, I live with my 6 hermit crabs

  • @samzeegers3349
    @samzeegers3349 5 років тому +1839

    "the decoy moves into distraction mode."
    *"Hey look at this table, it's made of table."*

    • @GavachoToro
      @GavachoToro 5 років тому +7

      Lmao

    • @mydadscrazy7112
      @mydadscrazy7112 5 років тому +5

      Sam Zeegers this is the weirdest thing I’ve seen in a while

    • @houstonrebel4449
      @houstonrebel4449 5 років тому +55

      That was a close one. He almost blew our cover. Thank goodness our 52 year old decoy pretending to be 13 was on his toes to distract the very sharp predator.

    • @SpottedCat.
      @SpottedCat. 5 років тому +9

      Sam Zeegers I’ve been thinking about this comment for the past 5 min and can’t stop laughing 😂

    • @cantthinkofaname7525
      @cantthinkofaname7525 5 років тому

      Sam Zeegers bro copied that comment almost word for word

  • @Jay-407
    @Jay-407 3 роки тому +2515

    Plot twist: decoy is older than the suspect. Chris Hanson ends up arresting the decoy.

  • @NotDirtMcgurt
    @NotDirtMcgurt 4 роки тому +742

    "we hired this elderly man from the local nursing home to play a 11 year old"

  • @Artemis49
    @Artemis49 4 місяці тому +8

    Two time Oscar winner Kevin Spacey was hired to play the role of the 13 year old decoy.

  • @jay-rus4437
    @jay-rus4437 3 роки тому +1821

    “Meeeee....my mommy my daddy”.....what the? This guy looks like a freaking marine, and then has the worst teenage response with mommy daddy.

    • @thea9616
      @thea9616 3 роки тому +67

      i choked on my pineapple when he said that

    • @kingofbubbles6220
      @kingofbubbles6220 3 роки тому +7

      I guess as long as the guy gets freaked out lookin' like he might die, that's all that matters.

    • @salfisher8131
      @salfisher8131 3 роки тому +35

      Ikr he looks 25 and sounds 7

    • @bfndncjdjd5660
      @bfndncjdjd5660 3 роки тому

      @@thea9616 hahaha

    • @reckz420
      @reckz420 3 роки тому +35

      LOL not even a real 13 or 12 yrs old would say mommy and daddy

  • @Jay_draco
    @Jay_draco 4 роки тому +3410

    “We’ve hired Morgan Freeman to play our 13 year old decoy”

  • @danieltriana4228
    @danieltriana4228 4 роки тому +4427

    In the next episode: Chris Hansen: Now I will be playing the 13 yo decoy

    • @NattieD911
      @NattieD911 4 роки тому +14

      Daniel Triana hahaahhaha

    • @smithmcsmithy2645
      @smithmcsmithy2645 4 роки тому +29

      Also, Chris Hansen is being played by Jared Fogel in the next episode, because he’s preoccupied playing the decoy. They’re calling it Predator vs. Predator.

    • @NoOne-fo9ll
      @NoOne-fo9ll 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao. I laughed way too much at this 😂😂

    • @limityt1875
      @limityt1875 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @limityt1875
      @limityt1875 4 роки тому +1

      thegrandfinale2 indeed

  • @fall2nd269
    @fall2nd269 4 місяці тому +10

    No way they got a subway guy on to catch a predator