I remember having a character who was dual wielding a pickaxe and a woodcutter axe. That was actually pretty epic and made me think of Eragon's bro who wields a hammer
imagine you're a powerful soldier in some corrupt king's army and you get bodied by a guy with a hammer man, that book series is WILD, part of me wonders what Chris P. was smoking when he wrote them.
I like the 1H and 2H dragonbone axe, the designs are a nice blend of simple and savage, some of these fancier axes look like you're fighting with a precious antique more than a weapon made for combat
The dawnguard axe disrespect is unreal. It looks smooth, the colours are bright and have a nice contrast to them, the carving looks great. Top tier design
It would be funny if you could have your character just carry around a hunk of wood with iron banding attached to it, enchant it to your liking, improve it at a blacksmith to Legendary condition and simply call it "Plank."
The goat uploaded !! So I busted out my old 360 about 4 months ago and started playing Skyrim for the first time ever ! And bro I’ve been hooked ! I’m lvl 30 now beat the main quest but still can’t get enough of the game it’s something to look forward too after practice 💯 keep up the great content my guy and happy I found your channel
Hey man I love your Skyrim content. Do you think you could do a unique weapons ranked based on appearance at some point? Thanks a bunch I hope you gain a bunch of subscribers you deserve it bro
I love how it looks, it's like a beautiful glass sceptre of death. The battle axe is one sided and it also looks amazing so I also kind of agree with you.
Fun fact about Double Bladed Axes They were never used in real combat because the second blade adds literally nothing to the weapon, A Poleaxe has a hammerhead on the other end to be used as an anti-armour weapon, the Halberd has a spike on the other end that can be used in a different way than an axe head, meanwhile for double bladed axes, it's just another axe head, the only benefit you get out of using it is when the edge on the other blade is too damaged to be used, which would be rare considering the fact that because Axes are top heavy, they don't need an incredibly sharp blade in order to kill someone, unlike Swords which need to be razor sharp in order to be effective due to the mass being concentrated closer to the handle Also another fun fact, Axes aren't that much heavier than Swords in real life, in fact some can be lighter, the reason why Axes feel heavier than Swords is because the mass is concentrated at the Axe Head, it's easier to hold and manipulate an object when you're holding it close to it's center of mass, which is why Swords feel so much lighter than Axes when the weight difference isn't that large
Man I just love the Look of the Steel, Ebony and Nordic Axe, I know is simple but for me Is Effective, it look like and Axe and that Axe can Cut some Head and Kill some Monsters, I just like when something is minimalist but Effective.
Actually really like the dwarven battle axe, or whatever the big one is called. It's a bit blocky, but realistically, that's a perfect spot to grab if you need to no longer have your axe imbedded in someone's chest
The dragonbone war axe is my favorite axe in the entire game. The simplicity is incredible, the color is clean, I think it's exquisite. But I can understand why you don't like it, it does kinda look funky. Awesome video, all of your videos are always amazing, please, keep it up!
I was gonna say something about the steel axes being over the dragonbone battle axe, but then I saw that you put my absolute favorite weapon in Skyrim at number one so I literally cannot argue with you now because you’re objectively correct.
7:54 I could never take glass war ax seriously. It looks like an Orlesian escaped Dragon Age: Inquisition to fight the dragon born with his/her mask. Good vid
Falmer Axe are my favorite exactly because it's so Cathulu themed! :) It looks alien, dirty, exotic and wild, just how I like it! My favorite designes are mixing orcish and falmer stuff: falmer gauntlets, orcish boots, falmer one-handed weapons and bow, orcish two-handed stuff... It looks great on my Argonian spellsword. XD
Because he just screams at everyone near him and never shuts up, it's even worse when you realize you can hear him from both dragonsreach and jorrvaskr, which are both places people visit frequently
Ngtl, at the beginning of my playthrough, I used a spell to enrage him and let the guards take care of him. I did it on a whim because people always talk about how they dislike him. I was pleasantly surprised by how okay with it I am and how much more calm I am in Whiterun now.
Just wondering if you will revisit the rankings since the Creation Club Gold, Dark and Madness armour sets and weapons habe been introduced in a free update to Skyrim Special Edition?
2:02 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “It looks like what Cthulhu would use to tend to his Garden”🤣 Idk how long it took for him to think of that joke but that’s freaking hilarious. And true
There is that special version of a woodcutters axe that can be found at the bandit hideout "Halted Stream Camp" near Whiterun, one of them always has it with him. I dual-wielded this "Poachers Axe" with the "Ancient Nordic Pickaxe" from the Dawnguard DLC; that was a fun playthrough :D
Woodcutting axe is good for off hand if you just want to duel wield axes and swing at dagger speeds. More specifically it's the only option and also not good. But it does let you do it.
The bottom of the blades of the Daedric axe/battleaxe where they curve back past the hilt look really cool, in my opinion--but now that you point it out, the pointy bits look like they're meant to be useful, but their location makes it so they aren't. Having something useful in a place you can't use it for its purpose is kind of dumb. If you care about that kind of thing. Which I don't. So, whatevs.
I would watch these rankings even if I didn't play Skyrim, you are so charismatic and your voice is amazing. That said that comment about axes being the best weopon type was unacceptable and I think you should be taken off of UA-cam. Keep it up!
Axes looking bulky at the end is not bad, It is actually the point. Axes job is not cutting like swords but chopping and for that the heavier the blade the better. That is the point. Center of the mass should be at the blade for stronger chop.
The ebony swords is a simple half-blade, dont really have edge at all, especially one-handed. He made a ranked video with swords too, and ebony is way down the list.
The thing about the "glass" weapons and armor in skyrim aren't actually made out of glass, its made out of malachite which is green, still not a good material to make weapons but it doesn't sound as dumb as glass armor weapons. On my first playthrough i literally bought glass (misc) thinking thats what i need to make glass weapons, i know... Dumb of me to think that but you can't blame me, the name is misleading
Deadric battle axe: edgy guitar without the strings
Really? I thought the ebony battle axe fell for the guitar category. I mean have you seen how big that axe is
That weapon you bear from oblivion is it? By the divines where did you get that.
@@SyTheSlime At a random concert where the guitarist got a bit angry.
I like that about it
ebony war axe first person mode is holy
Looks like trash
Dwarven war axe master race
@@bgggsht this would be so funny if this wad d&d
Ebony war axe really beautiful, even in 3d person
The ebony war axe is the reason I would make a Kratos build
I remember having a character who was dual wielding a pickaxe and a woodcutter axe. That was actually pretty epic and made me think of Eragon's bro who wields a hammer
Holy shit I remember that!!!! I’m officially doing this build now
My main man Roran
Epic reference bro, read the first books so much.
imagine you're a powerful soldier in some corrupt king's army and you get bodied by a guy with a hammer
man, that book series is WILD, part of me wonders what Chris P. was smoking when he wrote them.
@@lsswappedcessna i dont know what He was was Smoking but i want 5hat shit too 😂
The thing we can learn from Skyrim weapons ranked:
*Edgy = nice*
Can’t wait to hear what he has to say about the Dragonbone Warhammer. Literally just a femur.
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough...
The Stahlrim Warhammer is just a chunk of ice on a stick
@@xanderdaniels8284 both the mace and the war hammer actually😁
Bonus points if your dragonborn is dressed in chef's clothing
More like dragon boner axe
I like the 1H and 2H dragonbone axe, the designs are a nice blend of simple and savage, some of these fancier axes look like you're fighting with a precious antique more than a weapon made for combat
They remind me of a dried mango seed
The war axe looks like a shoulder blade. Like a dragon's shoulder blade. Because it's a bone. That came from a dragon.
Before these rankings I never noticed how detailed the weapons are
Fun fact bout the headsmans axe, is that it actually has a longer reach than other battleaxes
Man, I don't think I've ever disagreed this much with a tier list before lmao
The inconsistency is annoying like he hates some axe features but like others which are super similar ugh
How can you put orcish 1h below iron 1h this foo crazy lmao
The headsman's axe being so low is an absolute crime
Shoot I was looking forward to where you would rank the woodsmans friend.
I don’t know why, but I find just “BA” absurdly funny
The dawnguard axe disrespect is unreal. It looks smooth, the colours are bright and have a nice contrast to them, the carving looks great. Top tier design
Not gonna lie, the Dawnguard axe looks like an Machete
No it dossent in my opinion anyway
More like a CLEAVER, you mean.
It would be funny if you could have your character just carry around a hunk of wood with iron banding attached to it, enchant it to your liking, improve it at a blacksmith to Legendary condition and simply call it "Plank."
Omg imagine having a tackhammer in Skyrim with the Ed Edd n Eddy plank model
Coyotes fan eh
@@Draftspike Painfully and loyally so, yes. Someone needs to support the NHL team no one wants. Lol..
@@HarvestMoonHowl fair enough. I’m a bruins fan and honestly all I feel is pain rn
@@Draftspike Oof. Yeah, I saw the seventh game of the Bruins vs. Hurricanes series, the other day.
The goat uploaded !! So I busted out my old 360 about 4 months ago and started playing Skyrim for the first time ever ! And bro I’ve been hooked ! I’m lvl 30 now beat the main quest but still can’t get enough of the game it’s something to look forward too after practice 💯 keep up the great content my guy and happy I found your channel
I've become addicted to your videos I hope you'll make a discord so people can discuss your lists :)
Hey man I love your Skyrim content. Do you think you could do a unique weapons ranked based on appearance at some point? Thanks a bunch I hope you gain a bunch of subscribers you deserve it bro
Love the rankings, keep it up!
I will always find it weird that the wood axe has a handful of unique killcams
If glass axe was 1 sided it would be better
I love how it looks, it's like a beautiful glass sceptre of death. The battle axe is one sided and it also looks amazing so I also kind of agree with you.
I love these videos. Another banger
Woke up on my first day off in 3 weeks and it’s great to see this
Enjoy your time off
Love your ranks videos great for binge watching.
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Awesome! And also, enjoy your vacation! 😁
Fun fact about Double Bladed Axes
They were never used in real combat because the second blade adds literally nothing to the weapon, A Poleaxe has a hammerhead on the other end to be used as an anti-armour weapon, the Halberd has a spike on the other end that can be used in a different way than an axe head, meanwhile for double bladed axes, it's just another axe head, the only benefit you get out of using it is when the edge on the other blade is too damaged to be used, which would be rare considering the fact that because Axes are top heavy, they don't need an incredibly sharp blade in order to kill someone, unlike Swords which need to be razor sharp in order to be effective due to the mass being concentrated closer to the handle
Also another fun fact, Axes aren't that much heavier than Swords in real life, in fact some can be lighter, the reason why Axes feel heavier than Swords is because the mass is concentrated at the Axe Head, it's easier to hold and manipulate an object when you're holding it close to it's center of mass, which is why Swords feel so much lighter than Axes when the weight difference isn't that large
It would be awesome to see some rankings of weapons/armor of Oblivion
Hyped for the maces video🔥
I'm a big fan of the stalhrim axes, the WA is my go to one handed weapon
you make me happy when you post
Man I just love the Look of the Steel, Ebony and Nordic Axe, I know is simple but for me Is Effective, it look like and Axe and that Axe can Cut some Head and Kill some Monsters, I just like when something is minimalist but Effective.
you vids make me feel happy :D
Actually really like the dwarven battle axe, or whatever the big one is called. It's a bit blocky, but realistically, that's a perfect spot to grab if you need to no longer have your axe imbedded in someone's chest
I recently found your channel, and I adore it ahaaaa, I hope you're doing well!
You put the elven BA at number 2?!?! This list was so random, ridiculous. Ridiculous but intertwining. Yhanks for the vid.
The dragonbone war axe is my favorite axe in the entire game. The simplicity is incredible, the color is clean, I think it's exquisite. But I can understand why you don't like it, it does kinda look funky. Awesome video, all of your videos are always amazing, please, keep it up!
Axes always have the most brutal vibe to them. I wish this game had a lot more unique war - and battle axes
Yes. And Bethesda could also have done better animations and impact reactions, more specific to axes, and other killmoves as well.
@@El_Gomes Oh yes
Amazing video
Say what! 2h ago? I just subbed to u right after the Sword vid and you uploaded this 1h l8er! Damm
Woodcutter's axe deserves more respect, pair it with a town guard shield and you become a viking.
Watching this after post but clarity thanks bro
If the glass ba was double sided I think I’d like it more
It looks like one of the blades broke off, it at least needs a spike on the other side
I think immersive weapons adds the double sided part to almost every ba
In my opinion double battle axes just look stupid
I never even new pickaxe was classified as an axe
PickAXE
ikr
I love these videos
I was gonna say something about the steel axes being over the dragonbone battle axe, but then I saw that you put my absolute favorite weapon in Skyrim at number one so I literally cannot argue with you now because you’re objectively correct.
7:54 I could never take glass war ax seriously. It looks like an Orlesian escaped Dragon Age: Inquisition to fight the dragon born with his/her mask. Good vid
Falmer Axe are my favorite exactly because it's so Cathulu themed! :) It looks alien, dirty, exotic and wild, just how I like it!
My favorite designes are mixing orcish and falmer stuff: falmer gauntlets, orcish boots, falmer one-handed weapons and bow, orcish two-handed stuff... It looks great on my Argonian spellsword. XD
Same #1!
I love the ebony battleaxe. It's gorgeous in my opinion.
I will never understand where all the Heimskr hate comes from.
Cuz he's annoying
Because he just screams at everyone near him and never shuts up, it's even worse when you realize you can hear him from both dragonsreach and jorrvaskr, which are both places people visit frequently
listen to him screaming TALOS THE MIGHTY!!!!!!! on loop for an hour straight. then go to therapy, then find the most creative ways to kill heimskr.
Ngtl, at the beginning of my playthrough, I used a spell to enrage him and let the guards take care of him. I did it on a whim because people always talk about how they dislike him. I was pleasantly surprised by how okay with it I am and how much more calm I am in Whiterun now.
@@ZironOfTime He's literally your priest, the Dragonborn is Talos, you know.
Great video have a nice time at the beach
You should put what number they are so we actually know how high up exactly something is up the list
My character is a dual wielder, maces I fucking love my maces
Just wondering if you will revisit the rankings since the Creation Club Gold, Dark and Madness armour sets and weapons habe been introduced in a free update to Skyrim Special Edition?
The new Madness weapons look sick!
i love that detail on the daedric axes tbh, i think it looks like a gnarly talon or something lolol
You know I never noticed how bird imagery on elven weaponary until you pointed it out. Guess I never spent much time looking at elven weapons.
2:02 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“It looks like what Cthulhu would use to tend to his Garden”🤣
Idk how long it took for him to think of that joke but that’s freaking hilarious. And true
Stupid idea but you should rank all the Skyrim food
dual wield ebony waraxe in first person is so fucking cool bro
in ur list of the next options, u didnt include warhammers, which is a damn shame bc they are badass as fuck
Maces and warhammers are combined. Like swords and great swords
What is your preset for your character? She looks great!
You should do some oblivion rankings
There is that special version of a woodcutters axe that can be found at the bandit hideout "Halted Stream Camp" near Whiterun, one of them always has it with him.
I dual-wielded this "Poachers Axe" with the "Ancient Nordic Pickaxe" from the Dawnguard DLC; that was a fun playthrough :D
The pickaxe is from Dragonborn DLC, not Dawnguard DLC.
@@arthjain2946 You are correct :P
I always go mace and dagger or mace and spell. Need to try a two handed weapon eventually
These are some cool axes
Content suggestion finishing skyrims main quest with just a pickaxe(idk if somebody already did this so.... ;
Please rank the roofs of skyrim from worst to best
Woodcutting axe is good for off hand if you just want to duel wield axes and swing at dagger speeds. More specifically it's the only option and also not good. But it does let you do it.
So this is how vanilla weapons look.
The murder drown bite me
Rank your rankings videos
Best to best
Hey its the ranking homie
Do dragon priest masks next.
Huh cool we have the same favorite battleaxe neat
I'm almost certain the Dragonbone axe blades are made out of the dragons shoulder blades
I loved using a Nordic Battle Axe in first person
Iron War Axe : "It's ok, just a normal axe"
4 and a half minutes later
Steel War Axe : "A good solid Axe"
Around 1200 hours in this game and I never saw the Headman's Axe. Gonna do a new 100hrs gameplay just to find it.
My favorite Dwemer BA version was the Morrowind one
I love the falmer war axe
Ebony Battleaxe is a god tier looking weapon.
wow new vid
You should do this for oblivion
The bottom of the blades of the Daedric axe/battleaxe where they curve back past the hilt look really cool, in my opinion--but now that you point it out, the pointy bits look like they're meant to be useful, but their location makes it so they aren't. Having something useful in a place you can't use it for its purpose is kind of dumb.
If you care about that kind of thing.
Which I don't. So, whatevs.
Enchant your dwarven war axe with lightning and call it stormbreaker 👌
I would watch these rankings even if I didn't play Skyrim, you are so charismatic and your voice is amazing. That said that comment about axes being the best weopon type was unacceptable and I think you should be taken off of UA-cam. Keep it up!
Axes looking bulky at the end is not bad, It is actually the point. Axes job is not cutting like swords but chopping and for that the heavier the blade the better. That is the point. Center of the mass should be at the blade for stronger chop.
Holiiiiss!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼
Long brow: I cant say hell cuz I dont cuss
Also Long brow: B A L L S
8:03 I gotta admit ...
I never saw that coming.
I would usually disagree but today I want to comment you good bro?
How the heck is the Glass WA so high in the ranking? It doesn’t even look like an axe 😑
you must have missed the part where he said it was "his opinion"
@@thecrudest147 lol and? People are allowed to disagree too
It looks like some kind of final Fantasyish or dragon questish magic stick. Change my mind.
Longbrow ranking videos ranked worst to best
Ebony has to be the best looking for the axes, but I don't like the sword...
ebony is the best in everything
or the dagger i just hate the curve
The ebony swords is a simple half-blade, dont really have edge at all, especially one-handed.
He made a ranked video with swords too, and ebony is way down the list.
I hope ES6 goes for more practical weapon designs and not inflatable poof sticks.
"the design almost makes me wanna take off my clothes and dance in the rain"
What happened to the Golden Axe, my favorite.
Niiice
The daedric battle axe looks like something you could unlock in guitar hero.
The thing about the "glass" weapons and armor in skyrim aren't actually made out of glass, its made out of malachite which is green, still not a good material to make weapons but it doesn't sound as dumb as glass armor weapons. On my first playthrough i literally bought glass (misc) thinking thats what i need to make glass weapons, i know... Dumb of me to think that but you can't blame me, the name is misleading