Uno Amalgam But I Actually Take You To McDonald's This Time - I Mess With Games

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  • @pantheonmaker9437
    @pantheonmaker9437 7 місяців тому +121

    (Hey I’m here for þe release day!)
    00:00 Introduction
    00:40 Clarification Time
    04:10 ELIMINATION TIME
    (Wasn’t expecting þat were you?)
    08:03 Chuckle/Update
    08:53 Clarification Time Over
    09:12 Addition 172: Uno Hotwheels 2020
    (Oh no, þere’s anoþer one)
    09:42 Addition 172: Uno Disney Princess 2020
    10:47 Addition 173: Uno Mickey Mouse and Friends
    (A lack of a date implies þere’s only one? Really?)
    11:25 Addition 174: Uno Flip! Marvel
    (Wasn’t þat added already?)
    12:06 Huh/Intermission
    (How would you describe it?)
    12:36 Addition 175: Uno Coca-Cola 2004
    (Only now do I realise how weird it’s name is)
    13:04 Addition 176: Uno Jelly Belly
    15:36 Burger Time
    15:52 Addition 177: Uno Burger King Desafio: Dinassauros
    (Sometimes I’m grateful to be allergic to wheat)
    17:13 Addition 178: Uno Burger King Desafio: Musica
    17:48 Addition 179: Uno Burger King Desafio: Monstros
    (Onward or Monsters Inc?)
    18:22 Addition 180: Uno Burger King Desafio: Princesa
    (It was Monsters Inc)
    18:59 Addition 181: Uno Burger King Desafio: Robos
    (Wait a minute, wouldn’t þe Additions end now?)
    19:36 Addition 182: Uno Burger King Desafio: Sereia
    (Here we go)
    20:11 Exhausted Sigh to begin þe Outro
    20:32 Addition 183: Uno McDonald’s Party Games Japan
    (Never Mind)
    20:47 More than enough Food Versions
    (Now should be þe end)
    21:01 Addition 184: Uno Amazing Spider-Man 2023
    (It’s never over)
    21:32 Addition 185: Uno Batman 2004
    21:58 Addition 186: Uno Fantastic Four 2005
    (Will þe next be 2006?)
    22:26 Addition 187: Uno The Incredible Hulk 2003
    (Nope, but if Massacre put it in front of Batman it could’ve worked)
    22:54 Addition 188: Uno Marvel Heroes 2010
    23:28 Addition 189: Uno Superman 2006
    (OH COME ON MAN)
    24:02 Addition 190: Uno X-Men 2003
    (Finally, it’s over)
    24:30 How’s that sweet hit of progress for ya?
    (Too much, too much)
    25:16 THANK YOU TIME!!!
    (Triple Bangs is important)
    25:47 Time to end the video

    • @bradbradthebrad
      @bradbradthebrad 7 місяців тому +11

      I got here before this was pinned!
      also how do you put in the thorn I want it

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +23

      Thanks for this!!!

    • @MichaelWilliamOCP
      @MichaelWilliamOCP 7 місяців тому +12

      Great #ReviveThorn New hashtag

    • @pantheonmaker9437
      @pantheonmaker9437 7 місяців тому +8

      @@bradbradthebrad I use iPhone so I use an Icelandic keyboard, (plus a lot of Keyboard Shortcuts, making it harder to type normally) but if you got an Android you can hold down t for þ, & probably d for ð too

    • @bradbradthebrad
      @bradbradthebrad 7 місяців тому +2

      @@pantheonmaker9437 as an iPhone user, *damn*

  • @Shalf3007
    @Shalf3007 7 місяців тому +147

    "Don't blink until your next turn" is INSANE
    Imagine everyone else uses cards with really long effects and you just have to sit there with your eyes wide open the whole time, just hoping it ends soon

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +32

      Heck yes 😈

    • @nikk-named
      @nikk-named 7 місяців тому +32

      And THEN your turn gets skipped, possibly. And you sit there, eyes burning at this point, wondering whether giving up sooner would have been a nicer option

    • @ghtoasty4068
      @ghtoasty4068 7 місяців тому +10

      here's a fun trick for keeping your eyes open: try unfocusing them. makes it easier to go without blinking for some reason

    • @Thesmus
      @Thesmus 7 місяців тому +6

      worse when you have many players lol

    • @priscilagiusti9324
      @priscilagiusti9324 3 місяці тому +1

      Just drink 25.7 coffee cups

  • @bradbradthebrad
    @bradbradthebrad 7 місяців тому +171

    the beans deck is kinda funny in lore because imagine everyone’s covered in dangerous chemicals and then someone randomly collects ten beans and all of the chemicals on their body just magically get removed

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +50

      So true 😂

    • @carlosbraw6169
      @carlosbraw6169 7 місяців тому +14

      Beans are healthy!!

    • @nikk-named
      @nikk-named 7 місяців тому +14

      Some part of these beans is just so powerful it manages to neutralise the chemicals

    • @SpritelyBard
      @SpritelyBard 7 місяців тому +24

      I can imagine it's like, the beans represent collecting chemicals to create a solvant that'll remove all the other chemicals on you

    • @bradbradthebrad
      @bradbradthebrad 7 місяців тому +20

      @@SpritelyBard this makes more sense, however just collecting beans is funnier

  • @aringrey
    @aringrey 7 місяців тому +394

    I love that the princess version doesn't say, "pretend to sleep", but literally puts a g*n to your head and says "go to sleep or draw some cards"

    • @aringrey
      @aringrey 7 місяців тому +24

      the brazillian one

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +80

      Ikr? 😂

    • @watsonjunior85
      @watsonjunior85 7 місяців тому +15

      it isn't princess but actually mermaid

    • @aringrey
      @aringrey 7 місяців тому +7

      ​@@watsonjunior85oh, my mistake. I was quite tired when this came out and I don't speak spanish

    • @supersmashseandx1991
      @supersmashseandx1991 7 місяців тому +8

      You're either going to sleep or getting put to sleep ya hear

  • @nahuelgioia4177
    @nahuelgioia4177 7 місяців тому +153

    Considering that most of your audience is likely to be monolingual English speakers, and after that English speakers with French or Spanish fluency still being more likely than Portuguese fluency, that one where they have to say the Portuguese equivalent of "She sells seashells by the seashore" is probably the most OP challenge of them all. No one is ever going to say that correctly.

    • @Liliana_the_ghost_cat
      @Liliana_the_ghost_cat 7 місяців тому +18

      Yep. Can't wait to see it happen on gameplay videos lol

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +45

      Yes 😈

    • @JamMonsterFrfo
      @JamMonsterFrfo 7 місяців тому +22

      It would be even funnier if this was adapted in chemicards to be that player has to say some other phrase in a different language like maybe german since its sciencey lol

    • @IceBot360G
      @IceBot360G 7 місяців тому +16

      @@JamMonsterFrfoyes do german I have no stake in this
      Its not that I can speak german, no not at all

    • @CaptainWizard3000
      @CaptainWizard3000 7 місяців тому +6

      I may have missed it, but what happens if you aren’t successful? Draw 5?

  • @Megarover
    @Megarover 7 місяців тому +227

    This episode brought a card that can make you auto lose, several cards with borderline dangerous challenges, and some really good hand refreshes. This might be the highest amount of fun editions to the card pool outside of the movie tie-in videos.

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +41

      You’re correct 😈

    • @Littleham117
      @Littleham117 7 місяців тому +21

      dont forget a challenge forced you to say "mimimi" every sentence

    • @aceman0000099
      @aceman0000099 7 місяців тому +4

      I was feeling alright the last few videos, but even I feel like this game is getting out of hand now

  • @keylimepython641
    @keylimepython641 7 місяців тому +180

    Ahhh, yes, the Uno Amalgam: my favorite Shedding/Resource Management/Absurd Party/Social Intrigue/Eldritch Abomination/Gambling/Reflex Test/Dice game.
    Keep up the good work. I revel in how unhinged this project has grown

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +25

      Thank you so much! 😂

    • @jokerofspades-xt3bs
      @jokerofspades-xt3bs 7 місяців тому +36

      Don't forget the social deduction of figuring out who tf started the chain of events that led to your elimination

    • @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563
      @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 7 місяців тому +14

      ​@@jokerofspades-xt3bsThis game is gonna be somebody's origin story, I swear.

  • @M30W3R
    @M30W3R 7 місяців тому +21

    I like how this project started off with "let's add a bunch of funny Draw 2+ cards" and it just evolved into Jumanji

  • @michaelcarlton1484
    @michaelcarlton1484 7 місяців тому +156

    There's honestly so many 'dare' or 'challenge' card effects that they could all easily be put on a spreadsheet like wild magic. You just roll a d100 and do whatever challenge or dare it lands on.

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +54

      That would be funny 😂

    • @michaelcarlton1484
      @michaelcarlton1484 7 місяців тому +42

      @@MassacresMansion It'd probably be easier than just having the cards have entire walls of text or having to go through an entire booklet just to find the specific challenges of a specific card.

    • @SuperTux20
      @SuperTux20 7 місяців тому +9

      Wait, that's genius! Wild magic! Wild cards!

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +16

      @@michaelcarlton1484 that’s already planned 😂

    • @mrziiz6893
      @mrziiz6893 6 місяців тому +4

      As someone who wants to see a d100 be added to the dice collection, yes please

  • @carlosbraw6169
    @carlosbraw6169 7 місяців тому +21

    Massacre having to say a brazilian tongue twister is the funniest most unexpected thing for me in this series
    This should've absolutely been the Brazil episode

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +12

      If we’re going by screen time, this is absolutely the Brazil episode 😂

  • @tupe444
    @tupe444 7 місяців тому +18

    At this point I wouldn't be suprised if MMO mechanics get introduced to this game

  • @Law-and-Disorder
    @Law-and-Disorder 7 місяців тому +34

    'the pizza is entirely engulfed in flames' well we all know uno is the best cure for fire

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +4

      Absolutely 😎

    • @F3XT
      @F3XT 7 місяців тому +1

      @@MassacresMansion will the cards be fire proof too?

  • @MaksOSTR
    @MaksOSTR 7 місяців тому +161

    the list of foodstufs we have to buy in order to properly enjoy the amalgam is gonna increase drastically i see

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +28

      Possibly 😂

    • @JayzzzTV
      @JayzzzTV 7 місяців тому +6

      @@MassacresMansion what if you can't buy the snacks/food required for said cards?

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +31

      @@JayzzzTV food will not be required for any mechanic. They’ll all be optional!

  • @skeepodoop5197
    @skeepodoop5197 7 місяців тому +29

    Desafio Robo's "talk to your card until the end of your next turn" challenge is so indescribably funny.
    Imagine you get a draw four and you say to your card "go do a crime" just as your about to play it.

  • @Minty_Meeo
    @Minty_Meeo 7 місяців тому +22

    All of the "until your next turn" challenges have the potential to turn incredibly grueling depending on how many players there are. There are exponentially more things to consider for each player's turn in the Uno Amalgam.

    • @GeorgeDCowley
      @GeorgeDCowley 7 місяців тому +3

      Also, you could be afflicted by multiple at once.

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +2

      Indeed 😈

    • @calvindang7291
      @calvindang7291 7 місяців тому +2

      I mean. You can always just draw 5.

    • @gravajaumbros
      @gravajaumbros 7 місяців тому +1

      Not to mention the possibility of your turn being skipped, making you wait even longer

  • @twatts9940
    @twatts9940 7 місяців тому +17

    Putting a Draw 100 card in a game where having over 25 cards immediately eliminates you... Doesn't that effectively make this card an instant loss for whoever goes after you?
    Oh, but there are cards that block and reverse the effects of draw cards, aren't there?
    Yeah, this card is officially epic.

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +2

      😎

    • @CrazyKevin22
      @CrazyKevin22 4 місяці тому

      Imagine using this card of instant death ONLY for it to be BLOCKED or WORSE! REFLECTED 💀💀💀💀

  • @RafaelScarpa
    @RafaelScarpa 7 місяців тому +31

    19:02 Desafio means dare or challenge.
    Portuguese isn't pronounced the same as Spanish but you have done your best, so thanks.

  • @TheLeonardoFad
    @TheLeonardoFad 7 місяців тому +18

    Not gonna lie, as an actual brazilian I was kind of surprised with the inclusions of the "UNO Desafio!" editions. I owned one of these (the robots/robôs one), and it was actually kind of fun playing these. Thank you for the representation of an very obscure Burger King promotion on my country onto the amalgam. Also, the reason why the phrase "Três pratos de trigo para três tigres tristes" was used is because it's actually a tongue twister in our language.
    Also, great video as always. Sorry for the rant and the kinda bad English.

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +9

      Thank you so much for your support! Glad I could include a version you’re familiar with!

    • @jan_Eten
      @jan_Eten 7 місяців тому +6

      >"Sorry for the rant and the kinda bad English."
      its ok. also, your english is actually really good

    • @TheLeonardoFad
      @TheLeonardoFad 6 місяців тому

      ​@jan_Eten Thanks for giving me feedback :)

  • @familiamendeslacerda7146
    @familiamendeslacerda7146 7 місяців тому +43

    As a former brazilian, here are the translations to the 6 burger king Brazil Uno versions:
    1) Uno Challenge! Dinossours
    Card: Paw Challenge
    2) Uno Challenge! Music
    Card: Note Challenge
    Note: "Três pratos de trigo para três tigres tristes" is a common tongue-twister here in Brazil.
    3) Uno Challenge! Monsters
    Card: Ogre Challenge
    4) Uno Challenge! Princess
    Card: Crown Challenge
    5) Uno Challenge! Robots
    Card: Gear Challenge
    6) Uno Challange! Mermaid
    Card: Shell Challenge
    Note: "Mimimi" is a sort of mocking cry in Brazil.
    Hope this helps when you eventually have to translate the versions and make them non-copyright-able.

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +17

      That’s awesome! Thank you for this!

    • @Liliana_the_ghost_cat
      @Liliana_the_ghost_cat 7 місяців тому +21

      I hope the names remain intact. It's just too funny for 6 random cards so be in portuguese at random and it just also makes me happy as a hue hue br myself.

    • @TheOvelha1998
      @TheOvelha1998 7 місяців тому +8

      Imagina pessoas de várias localidades falando três pratos de tigres para três tigres tristes

  • @lucaspectador
    @lucaspectador 7 місяців тому +32

    It is worth to point out that in the "Uno: desafio música", saying "três pratos de trigo para três tigres tristes" 3 times is a hard tongue twister even for Brazilians, imagine for everyone else lmfaoooooo

    • @Liliana_the_ghost_cat
      @Liliana_the_ghost_cat 7 місяців тому +6

      True. The Rs kill me sometimes when saying that.

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +12

      Extreme difficulty? Excellent 😈

    • @Liliana_the_ghost_cat
      @Liliana_the_ghost_cat 6 місяців тому +2

      @@algotkristoffersson15 it means "three plates of flour for three sad tigers"

    • @insertherealotofeyeemojis2185
      @insertherealotofeyeemojis2185 2 дні тому +1

      ​@@Liliana_the_ghost_catflour is farinha, trigo is wheat

    • @Liliana_the_ghost_cat
      @Liliana_the_ghost_cat 2 дні тому

      @@insertherealotofeyeemojis2185 true. I mainly think of wheat within the context of recipes though so the idea that trigo=flour is very ingrained in my mind

  • @Koala5617.
    @Koala5617. 7 місяців тому +67

    picture the scenario:
    - you got yourself 9 beans
    - you play the joker and force yourself to draw 3
    - you get a bean
    - you trade them in
    - you got an uno
    brings a tear to the eye

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +23

      🤯

    • @underdoneelm7721
      @underdoneelm7721 7 місяців тому +7

      You only get a bean if another player's card forced you to draw cards though

    • @shirothefish9688
      @shirothefish9688 7 місяців тому +5

      Actually, the joker's 3s card said '3 chances to force a player to draw 1'
      so if you used it on yourself, you're not drawing 3. you're drawing 1, 3 times.
      Edit, also what underdoneelm said.

    • @underdoneelm7721
      @underdoneelm7721 7 місяців тому +2

      @@shirothefish9688 He said that you get a bean when another player plays a card that forces you to draw more than one card (as opposed to every time you're forced to draw more than one card), so even though you're only drawing one card three times, it would arguably still count as drawing more than one card since all 3 draws were caused by the same card

    • @shirothefish9688
      @shirothefish9688 7 місяців тому +1

      @@underdoneelm7721 differing definitions of drawing more than one card, I guess

  • @charliep7112
    @charliep7112 7 місяців тому +15

    Sleep until your next turn is super funny, I just like the idea of one of the players just resting their head on the table for a bit during the chaos, nice addition to the amalgam.

  • @Qwinwood4845
    @Qwinwood4845 7 місяців тому +87

    I love it when the McDonalds burns down and we go to Luke’s house for some friendly Uno instead of

  • @Sped55
    @Sped55 7 місяців тому +75

    SCP-8345 "UNO pocket: Sporting Portugal"
    OBJECT CLASS: Safe
    SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: Place inside a secure container in the middle of the ocean, hope that some guy on youtube doesnt start combining UNO versions.
    DESCRIPTION: SCP-8345 is a copy of UNO pocket: Sporting Portugal. if at any point an individual is combining every version of UNO into a single card game and verbally denies UNO pocket: Sporting Portugal then SCP-8345 will instantly convert its mass into energy, causing a sizable detonation.

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +29

      I may have caused a sizable detonation 😂

    • @nmmeswey3584
      @nmmeswey3584 7 місяців тому +9

      rip Portugal

    • @ttxxxxxxxxxxxxxxt
      @ttxxxxxxxxxxxxxxt 7 місяців тому +1

      don't combine it !!!!!!!!!!!! the world will end

    • @delinep7286
      @delinep7286 7 місяців тому +5

      This would be a Euclid class due to its unpredictability

  • @oscars.c_rabbit99
    @oscars.c_rabbit99 7 місяців тому +8

    18:56 Him rambling on about UNO the while zooming into the flamingo is hilarious and my opinion

  • @secret_profile
    @secret_profile 7 місяців тому +10

    When you were talking about the bean pile mechanic, that had made me realize how stupid this game is going to be when I play it with friends. So many of us are gonna forget a mechanic and someone will win because they have good memory lol.
    Very excited for whenever this comes out.

  • @afeathereddinosaur
    @afeathereddinosaur 7 місяців тому +9

    When the Chemicards design start getting designed, you should grab all the friendship named cards and put them under a single overall "type". Said type won't change anything but be a common theme for the cards.
    These Friendship cards could be Fr cards, or Francium cards, and their whole deal would be incredibly cute and obnoxious beings. Kind of like the house every cutesy mascot lives (or a ship, where they're all friends).

  • @thomaskrol8574
    @thomaskrol8574 7 місяців тому +79

    I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +44

      We serve food here sir.

    • @XorbityXorbGlowbe
      @XorbityXorbGlowbe 7 місяців тому +24

      @@MassacresMansionOk then. I’ll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip. A number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.

    • @ezriha
      @ezriha 7 місяців тому +6

      @@XorbityXorbGlowbe i dont know if you either dont know the reference or are just adding extra to the joke

    • @d3adxb0yxwalk1ng
      @d3adxb0yxwalk1ng 7 місяців тому +11

      @@ezrihaadding to the joke. it's big smoke's order

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 12 днів тому

      @@MassacresMansion Can I have a gun gun no mi sandwich, on a raft 4x4 animal style, light gun gun no mi axel grease, extra gun gun no mi pickles with a shimmy and a squeeze, give it 4 shots of giggle juice, let it cry, burn it, and make it swim. with a side of gun gun no mi fries, grilled, with extra gun gun no mi sauce. Don’t forget the extra 13 gun gun no mi rings and the gun gun no mi juice.

  • @loserlw337
    @loserlw337 7 місяців тому +9

    I'm from Brazil and hearing him speak Portuguese caught me absolutely off guard lol
    Did a good job actually!
    The "engrenagem" one was way off tho xd

  • @dropfish3109
    @dropfish3109 7 місяців тому +28

    the +100 card should probably have some restrictions to where it's effect can only be used once, seeing how it literally just annihilates a player
    also its art should be a gun, seeing how that's basically what it is

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +8

      Great ideas 😂

    • @GeorgeDCowley
      @GeorgeDCowley 7 місяців тому +2

      To be fair, there are some anti-draw things.

    • @shirothefish9688
      @shirothefish9688 7 місяців тому +6

      as george said
      there are 'i dont draw this' effects
      or in some cases, a 'no, you draw that' effects.
      Imagine using the draw 100, and the other guy makes you do it.

    • @mrziiz6893
      @mrziiz6893 6 місяців тому +2

      The other guy had his own gun and was a quicker draw

    • @ryanmapping7944
      @ryanmapping7944 6 місяців тому

      ​@@MassacresMansionor the massacards art knife, since it also is

  • @modlich_303
    @modlich_303 7 місяців тому +40

    Pizza metaphor is back!!! 🤌🤌🍕🍕

  • @Mikumikku
    @Mikumikku 7 місяців тому +7

    I personally don’t want any unique cards to be locked away from getting drawn because they end up as someone’s bean pile, so I have another suggestion: after one of the discard piles has to be reshuffled and put back on the draw pile (which playing normal Uno games happens a lot but idk how often you’d do this with chemicards) you put aside a number of discarded cards into a separate “bean deck” which players draw from to get their bean. This way, only cards that have already been played are used as currency.
    if there isn’t a bean pile yet, or as a completely alternate suggestion, you could simply pick the card on the draw pile before the last played card and use that one as your bean

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +3

      Neat ideas!

    • @dylangianino7616
      @dylangianino7616 7 місяців тому

      I also think you should have a spot in the rules to clarify that it’s the “bean” deck and you can just go buy some jelly beans instead cuz that’s too funny to leave out of the complete version of the game

  • @radiantdiamond3701
    @radiantdiamond3701 7 місяців тому +2

    When I got recommended that first amalgam video all those months ago, it truly felt like a bit of magic. From your amazing, dry as ice humor to just the amount of genuine thought and work that goes into each addition, yet alone episode, you had me from the start. Almost 600 different versions later, and nothing has changed. From the bottom of my heart, thank you for being the consistent source of a good time that you are, and here is to that final stretch.

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +1

      Thank you so much for your support across this entire series! I appreciate it so much! I’m glad you recognize all that goes into these videos and that you enjoy them! Thank you so much for the donation! :)

  • @TanninglotionEater
    @TanninglotionEater 7 місяців тому +275

    uploading a mcdonalds video on homestuck day. safest idea for the interwebs

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +86

      Wuh 😂

    • @SpuroWasDead_WakeMeUpWhen
      @SpuroWasDead_WakeMeUpWhen 7 місяців тому +5

      Kaneye

    • @jangamecuber
      @jangamecuber 7 місяців тому +73

      the vibes of this comment say 2012 but the date says 2024

    • @ajbXYZcool
      @ajbXYZcool 7 місяців тому +18

      WAIT HOW DID I MISS IT'S HOMESTUCK DAY

    • @roowco1
      @roowco1 7 місяців тому +55

      @@MassacresMansion im not sure what it has to do with mcdonalds, but 4/13 is homestuck day. Basicly it's an anniversary date for a webcomic that was extremely infamous on tumblr in the 2012-2016 era of the internet. The thing that is most likely known know that is related to homestuck, is that creator of undertale and deltarune, toby fox himself created a lot of homestuck's music and even albums. Including but not limited to an earlier version megalovainia.

  • @LiamLimeLarm
    @LiamLimeLarm 7 місяців тому +6

    "dont blink until your next turn"
    massacre you are sending people to the hospital with this challenge

  • @robinbatwing8846
    @robinbatwing8846 7 місяців тому +38

    NEW MC DONALDS TOY!!!
    EDIBLE CARDS
    moments before disaster…

  • @djgamma6003
    @djgamma6003 7 місяців тому +38

    The cards. they must be C O N S U M E D.

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +3

      😈

    • @brinleyhamer729
      @brinleyhamer729 7 місяців тому +3

      C O N S U M E T H E C A R D S

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 7 місяців тому

      +100 papercuts, my favourite!

    • @jan_Eten
      @jan_Eten 7 місяців тому

      @@Aaa-vp6ug mmm yummy cardstock and plastic

  • @lenard._.1744
    @lenard._.1744 7 місяців тому +9

    Massacre trying to pronounce "Desafio" wasn't something I knew I needed, but am very grateful for it

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +2

      Glad you could at least get a chuckle at my expense 😂

  • @getofmylawnplays3666
    @getofmylawnplays3666 5 місяців тому +1

    Clarification Time is my favorite part of these videos.

  • @Mewtwo557
    @Mewtwo557 7 місяців тому +8

    Random af thought, but maybe the bean system can be rebranded to be about chemical waste, considering that it's using other cards and this game is about chemistry. When you get enough waste, you're instead cleaning up said waste alongside the majority of your hand. Idk, just food for thought.

  • @corbinbelle8082
    @corbinbelle8082 7 місяців тому +17

    The most ironic thing is that I got a McDonalds ad when entering the Permiere.
    Also Man, the more I watch, I’m just impress that you know this much about UNO.
    Like actually congrats on that.

  • @wariolandgoldpiramid
    @wariolandgoldpiramid 7 місяців тому +7

    I'm fairly certain the Jelly Belly mechanic in the real game worked differently to how you described it - that when you PLAY a "Draw" card, that's when you collect beans currency.
    And NOT when its played on you.

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +6

      I’ll be sure to account for that in the rules doc 😂

  • @batty.b
    @batty.b 7 місяців тому +4

    There's a skincare endorsed version of UNO? I think that has to be the strangest version as far as standard decks go because whhhhy? Who at Nivea was like "you know what? I think we need an Uno deck collaboration. That's the best thing we could do for our skincare brand right now"

    • @ezriha
      @ezriha 7 місяців тому

      theres also a breast cancer awareness uno that has pink

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому

      There are so many strange versions 😂

  • @V01D.ex3
    @V01D.ex3 7 місяців тому +9

    i love how this card game with a primary mechanic of matching the colors is gonna be 90% wild
    in all seriousness i wonder what the ratio of colour to wild cards is

    • @wariolandgoldpiramid
      @wariolandgoldpiramid 7 місяців тому

      There still will be both more multi-colored cards, and more color-exclusive cards.
      But yeah, Wilds are indeed plentiful...

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +4

      The ratio will remain balanced…hopefully 😂

    • @wariolandgoldpiramid
      @wariolandgoldpiramid 7 місяців тому

      @@MassacresMansion I guess you can always duplicate certain cards to achieve that?

    • @getaround1276
      @getaround1276 7 місяців тому +2

      I think with the cards going up to 27+Face cards in like 10 colors probably actually evens it out

  • @fluffalpenguin
    @fluffalpenguin 7 місяців тому +1

    21:59 using a different image than the batman slap for the batman version was a very good gag, I approb

  • @legorice1181
    @legorice1181 7 місяців тому +4

    Here's some games by the makers of uno.
    "Skip-Bo Mod."
    (New use for the D6)
    "Skip-Bo Masters."
    (Coin Modifier.)
    Similar to stop sign modifier.
    "Skip-Bo Jackpot."
    (Coin Cards.)
    "Phase 10 Masters, German edition."
    (Double Number Card Rule.)
    Double number cards act as two different numbers at the same time. Can only be played on cards of the same color.
    (Wild Double Number Card Rule.)
    Wild Double number cards act as two different numbers at the same time. Can be played on any color.
    "Qwitch, 2008."
    (letter Cards B through H.)
    "Low Down."
    (-5 Wild Card Rule.)
    A wild card worth -5 points.
    "Rage, 1983."
    (Rage Cards.)
    Good for war mechanics.
    "Kuuduk."
    (Swipe Left Rule.)
    Take a card from the player on your left.
    (Swipe Right Rule.)
    Take a card from the player on your right.
    (Swipe Any Rule.)
    Take a card from any player.
    "Sting."
    (Take It Back Card Rule.)
    Prevents a player from giving you cards
    "Kaboodl."
    (K'bosh Card Rule.)
    Prevents a player from taking your cards.
    "Vantage."
    (Lose One Card Rule.)
    Disable the effects of the next players card.
    "Stun."
    (Stun Card Rule.)
    Ends your turn if drawn.
    "Slap Jak 1982."
    (Similar rules to Slap Jack.)
    "ESPN SportsCentury Timeline Card Game."
    (Plays like Uno.)

  • @syro33
    @syro33 7 місяців тому +16

    I love the portuguese tongue twister that is now in chemicards. Wonderful

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +3

      It is quite funny 😂

    • @Liliana_the_ghost_cat
      @Liliana_the_ghost_cat 7 місяців тому +1

      I wish I could go to the US to play this game with my non-brazilian friends just to see them try to say "três pratos de trigo para três tigres tristes" three times. Oh boy that sounds like a fun time

    • @chobies5383
      @chobies5383 7 місяців тому +2

      Tres tristes tigres tragan trigo de un traste but in Portuguese? Are you guys stealing our tongue twisters?

    • @Liliana_the_ghost_cat
      @Liliana_the_ghost_cat 7 місяців тому

      @@chobies5383 mas é claro. Passa tudo playboyzinho! _points firearm at you_

    • @Liliana_the_ghost_cat
      @Liliana_the_ghost_cat 7 місяців тому +1

      @@chobies5383 exatamente. Passa tudo espanhol! _points nerf toy_

  • @half-faust
    @half-faust 7 місяців тому +4

    I like to think that there are Uno versions NOT known to man, they just sprung up by themselves and we haven't discovered them yet

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому

      It’s possible 😂

    • @mrziiz6893
      @mrziiz6893 6 місяців тому

      The UNO versions native to Alpha Centauri

  • @ChrisFenton-p9n
    @ChrisFenton-p9n 7 місяців тому +2

    Somebody should keep a running tally of how many times the word "uno" is spoken in this series

  • @Foxy_Fan1200
    @Foxy_Fan1200 7 місяців тому +12

    *sleeps in pool*

  • @arthurvargas4554
    @arthurvargas4554 7 місяців тому +12

    You should add a wild called: "Ask where is Uno2Go until your next turn"

  • @rymac100
    @rymac100 7 місяців тому +3

    Can’t wait for the full release, been watching since the 4th episode and I’m so excited for it to be finished!

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +1

      Thank you so much for your support during this series, and thank you so much for the donation!

  • @anenigma8378
    @anenigma8378 7 місяців тому +3

    When I play this game and one of my opponents has to do one of those Burger King challenges, I will definitely NOT stall out my turn so that said opponent is doing something stupid for minutes on end because I refuse to play a card. I wouldn't let someone suffer for my amusement. No way.
    I also like how you had to consider doing the challenges in a pool because it would totally be possible with waterproof cards. The stuff this project makes you think about, I swear.

  • @valjensen904
    @valjensen904 7 місяців тому +11

    I wonder if the title is more literal and we're getting versions that came with fast food kid's meals.

  • @supersmashseandx1991
    @supersmashseandx1991 7 місяців тому +5

    RIP diagram you will be missed

  • @RalorPenwat
    @RalorPenwat 7 місяців тому +4

    Small clarification needed! This is regarding an interaction with the newly implemented Bean Counter mechanic:
    We have enough cards (including the Joker in this video) that have this kind of effect for this to be relevant! In cases where you have the opportunity to make anyone draw singular cards or one person draw multiple cards? For the purpose of the bean counter, would this count as multiple one card draws or one multi card draw? It's tricky because it could be considered singular draws according to the wording, but even with this it is still one card effect, so this brings the question, does the bean counter take effect at the resolution of the card effect or at each draw? For most purposes this is the same, but in at least this case, and possibly more, it isn't. Either option seems valid, but both also have different effects on the balance of the cards and greatly influence how they'll be used.

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +2

      This would be determined per effect. If you only drew one card because of the Joker’s Wild 3 effect, you wouldn’t get a bean. If you drew more than one because of that effect, you’d get a bean.

  • @24theoj82
    @24theoj82 7 місяців тому +2

    I like the idea that you have to pretend to swim (and can't actually swim), because then Chemicards will be waterproof, but also impossible to properly play in any body of water.

  • @evanc3666
    @evanc3666 7 місяців тому +5

    The diagram was unironically my favorite part

  • @EvansMine
    @EvansMine 7 місяців тому +1

    I could feel my brain leaking out watching the elimination section. When it hit the university UNO additions my eyes lost focus and I remained in a catatonic state for several minutes. Incredible work

  • @bradbradthebrad
    @bradbradthebrad 7 місяців тому +5

    horrible idea: when all of the uno versions are added and rebranded, make one final diagram.

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +1

      Excellent idea 😂

    • @mrziiz6893
      @mrziiz6893 6 місяців тому

      Then sell it as a poster!

    • @mrziiz6893
      @mrziiz6893 6 місяців тому

      Oooh, something for the deluxe edition?

  • @lords_gamer1829
    @lords_gamer1829 7 місяців тому +2

    Found this series randomly. Binged the whole playlist in a day. This perfectly itches my chaotic side, I cannot wait for the full game to be finished so I can unleash this monstrosity onto my unsuspecting friend group 😈

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +1

      Glad to hear it! Thank you so much for watching the series!! :)

    • @lords_gamer1829
      @lords_gamer1829 7 місяців тому +1

      Thank *you* for taking such a daunting project and making something so wild and creative. I never really financially support creator projects, being an in-debt college student, especially when most of the time it's clothing, a plushie, or some other generic merch. But this is the first project where I'm actively considering setting a bit aside so I can buy this, whenever it's in a finished state.

  • @omichromium
    @omichromium 7 місяців тому +3

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH. Always good to watch these vids after a long 11 hour shift

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому

      Thank you so much for this amazing donation!!!! I’m glad my videos are there to provide you with some fun and knowledge after a long day of work!!!

  • @Hello86257
    @Hello86257 4 місяці тому +2

    6:48 They got the SCP foundation to make an uno version, that’s crazy… 💀💀💀

  • @another_user05
    @another_user05 7 місяців тому +12

    McUNO
    (the cards weren't edible)
    (there was some weird chemicals, too)
    (that wasn't edible either)

  • @blacklight683
    @blacklight683 5 місяців тому +1

    Basically +100 is an instant kill unless you got the "nullify draw cards"

  • @josiahsweinhagen3240
    @josiahsweinhagen3240 7 місяців тому +3

    I don't know how willing you are to add original features for balance reasons, but it might be interesting to use the bean pile as a secondary hand that is immune to hand refreshes/swaps, that you can swap cards to and from under some circumstances.
    I am a bit concerned that the myriad ways of hand switching will make it hard to strategize

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому

      It’ll all come down to how playtesting goes honestly 😂

  • @aringrey
    @aringrey 7 місяців тому +2

    supplemental product idea: I thought about this while the bean pile was introduced, even though it probably won't include the bean piles. Printed placemats for the game. Includes squares for all the discard piles, draw pile, danger deck, a zone for all the powergrab and towergrab cards, a zone for the veto, etc. Just a grid to help set up the game and keep it organized during play. Also helps with checking for discard pile knock-overs.

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +3

      That sounds like an excellent deluxe feature!

  • @Audioclass5
    @Audioclass5 7 місяців тому +2

    I think I hear a twinge of insanity growing with every video
    It’s the sound of his passionately talking about the versions that might slowly lead him into madness

  • @CCM278
    @CCM278 7 місяців тому +7

    Those first few minutes were straight fire

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +1

      Huh? 😂

    • @FlashOfAsh
      @FlashOfAsh 7 місяців тому +4

      @@MassacresMansion idk what you mean, clarification time was pretty nice

    • @CCM278
      @CCM278 7 місяців тому +2

      @@FlashOfAsh that's what I'm saying

  • @bradbradthebrad
    @bradbradthebrad 7 місяців тому +1

    even worse idea: make a bug expansion pack that converts all the features that were bugs originally into original chemicard bugs

  • @colinflack4517
    @colinflack4517 7 місяців тому +5

    Having binged the entire series so far, I will say I'm 99.99% on board with one exception. You eliminated a version of UNO claiming it had no unique mechanic, when in fact it has the chance to change the entire game as we know it. What is this game you may ask? Why UNO: My first UNO, sesame street. What unique mechanic you may ask, why it's quite simple. The game is rated for ages 3+ while the base game is rated 7+. So you should make the amalgam accessible to toddlers

    • @bradbradthebrad
      @bradbradthebrad 7 місяців тому +3

      little timmy’s gonna have the most horrible card game on his birthday and im all for it

    • @bradbradthebrad
      @bradbradthebrad 7 місяців тому +4

      like imagine little timmy is just trying to put the cards in his mouth and then someone just puts down a plus 100 card

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +4

      Oh don’t worry, this game will be labeled as 3+ 😂😂😂

    • @colinflack4517
      @colinflack4517 7 місяців тому +2

      Okay Timmy, talk like a pirate until your next turn! "Googoo gaga" Timmy that pirate impression was awful. Draw 30

    • @bradbradthebrad
      @bradbradthebrad 7 місяців тому +1

      @@MassacresMansion little timmy is gonna have the worst card game of his life

  • @alyssonjac6
    @alyssonjac6 7 місяців тому +1

    16:19 lmao, I loved the way you talk "desafio da pegada" in Portuguese
    abraços do brasil! eu to acompanhando e to muito ansioso pra quando esse amalgamo lançar no tabletop simulator

  • @abdal-rhmaneid8765
    @abdal-rhmaneid8765 7 місяців тому +3

    Man, the fact that the diagram is gone is sad. Great video though!

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +1

      I’m sorry about the diagram, it was such a hassle 😂

  • @TanteiRotana
    @TanteiRotana 6 місяців тому

    The thought of somebody snapping their fingers in a 10+ player UNO game until their next turn is maddening.

  • @bananatom7653
    @bananatom7653 7 місяців тому +4

    Petition to either make Clarification time longer (I like it) or add yet another "_____ time" thing.

  • @AvaCz
    @AvaCz 7 місяців тому +1

    I really love the tone this series has slowly been shifting to, I really like how you've been leaning into the absurdism of the project. Wonderfull stuff!~ ❤

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому

      Thank you thank you thank you so so much!!! I’m so happy that you’re enjoying the series THIS MUCH! Your donations are always beyond appreciated! Every little thing helps, and big donations you give help tremendously!!! :)

  • @Mr_Brawls
    @Mr_Brawls 7 місяців тому +3

    oh man I always wanted to go to mcdonalds with the monstrosity that is the uno amalgam

  • @LendriMujina
    @LendriMujina 7 місяців тому +1

    Since the bean pile is a new *global* mechanic, I'm getting some more ideas for stuff to put on custom rule cards, involving screwing with the bean pile. (I've gotta start making a text document or something with a list of my custom rule ideas so I can use them when the game comes out...)
    _• Wild Bankruptcy - The person this card is used on must add the cards in their bean pile to their hand._
    _• Wild Shopping Spree - The person who plays this card may use cards in their bean pile to buy cards from any other player's bean bank. Spent cards are added to the other player's bean pile, and bought cards are added to your hand. This can be repeated until either the player's bean pile is empty or they voluntarily end their turn._
    _• Wild Pickpocket - The player who uses this card may steal the top card from any other player's bean pile and add it to their own._

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +2

      These sound cool! I highly recommend writing them down so you don’t forget them!

  • @brunocastro7191
    @brunocastro7191 7 місяців тому +6

    Pleaase keep the diagram, I honestly like it and its a great part of the satisfaction of the series for me. If its too annoying to make I would be fine with you simplifying it or even putting it on some excel spreadsheet. The diagram is just part of the asmr for me the same way it is for adding new editions, mass eliminations, wild card slap, etc.

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +3

      I’m sorry to hear that you’ll miss the diagram, it’s just a ton of work on my end ):

  • @SlyRocko
    @SlyRocko 7 місяців тому +1

    I can't wait for the inevitable multi-page list of challenges for each and every challenge card.

  • @eliasstenbak5689
    @eliasstenbak5689 7 місяців тому +4

    Uhhhh, sir this is a Wendy's

    • @eliasstenbak5689
      @eliasstenbak5689 7 місяців тому +1

      Also great video and good job, and thank you for getting my name correct, keep going and don't quit, lots of love, Eliasstenbak 🎉

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому +1

      Thank you so much for your donation and your support! I'm glad I could finally get your name right!

  • @jorbertfivesevenaetree5043
    @jorbertfivesevenaetree5043 4 місяці тому +1

    The +100 card instantly eliminates you lmao.

  • @aqlcaramsm3907
    @aqlcaramsm3907 7 місяців тому +3

    17:39 wait, the "trê pratos de trigo para três tigres tristes" part is just gonna stay? that's absurdly funny holy hell
    if you're curious, that's a common tongue twister in portuguese so there's no copyright problems to keep it in

  • @000-chatGPT
    @000-chatGPT 7 місяців тому

    i love the bean rule so much because it means that people will need to think about whether or not they should give people pick up cards, and it would work so well with a mechanic that lets you choose who your +2 affects

  • @ultimatedbz2
    @ultimatedbz2 7 місяців тому +1

    For the challeges it'll be good to have each one numbered so players can roll a dice to determine the effect if they wish.
    For the bean mechanique you can include in the rules if you have jelly beans you can play with those instead so we can now have Pizza, Popcorn, Chocolate, and Jelly Beans in our chemicards party for the full experience

  • @photofinish4778
    @photofinish4778 7 місяців тому

    Love that we're making some headway into that coveted amalgam pizza. Been here since part one, and I like and am surprised by the many mechanics added into this near 800+ card version of UNO.
    With the six challenge type cards, it could be cool to re-contextualize them as either notes/experiments done by six scientists (it's Chemicards after all!) and in-universe they're trying to see if a person can sleep on a dime or stare for longer than 30 seconds.
    It's fun to see where this project goes, and I hope you can get well soon so we can see more toppings in this monster pizza.

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  7 місяців тому

      Thank you so much for your continued support, and fantastic ideas!

  • @erinkarp
    @erinkarp 7 місяців тому +1

    The Thirst wild card synergizes well with not wanting red cards in your hand. Risk reward

  • @jokerofspades-xt3bs
    @jokerofspades-xt3bs 7 місяців тому +1

    so now we have even more ways to force somebody to dance like a madman for 30+ minutes. sweet

  • @mrziiz6893
    @mrziiz6893 6 місяців тому +1

    When you write up the final rulebook, you gotta have the Wild power of friendship’s rule text have the DO NOT TELL ANYONE in all caps!

  • @clintonbehrends4659
    @clintonbehrends4659 7 місяців тому +1

    because you drew these specific cards and everyone keeps skipping you, you now need to dance, hold a card to the wall with your nose, while balancing a card on your head, hold a card between your legs, laugh nonstop, pretend to swim, all the while prentending to be a cat, dragon, and a robot.

  • @mrziiz6893
    @mrziiz6893 6 місяців тому +1

    The next Uno version Mattel produces will have several cards with friendship in their name to spite you lol

  • @slima11NG
    @slima11NG 7 місяців тому +1

    Alright
    uh take a shot everytime you hear "UNO"
    if you want to get dangerously drunk

  • @OverlordZenith
    @OverlordZenith 7 місяців тому

    The beans mechanic is actually such a great way to implement a charging energy pool that builds up a "super" attack, like meter burn in a fighting game.

  • @heitorbomfim686
    @heitorbomfim686 5 місяців тому

    As a brazilian person, i admire your attempt at the correct pronounciation of our words, while also feeling sorry for you having to add that segment. 😂😂

  • @mrziiz6893
    @mrziiz6893 6 місяців тому +1

    I think a flavor idea for the bean pile mechanic would be something like as your opponents are coating you in more chemicals, after a certain amount the chemicals undergo a violent reaction that vaporizes all of the chemicals (but fortunately leaves you completely unharmed!) except for a bit that you swallowed on accident. Shouting one-liners while chemicals are being tossed around isn’t the best idea!
    Edit: I have learned that the mechanic may be the opposite in reality! If so, then instead here is my idea:
    As you hurl chemicals at your opponents, you are sure to clean up any particularly toxic materials around you (after all, being environmental conscious is key for any respectable supervillain!) and store them in a safe container on you. But, eventually all these chemicals react together and explode! All the chemicals in the container and on your body are instantly vaporized, and fortunately you are left completely untouched! Except the chemicals that you swallowed on accident. Shouting one-liners while chemicals are being tossed around isn’t the best idea!

  • @axolotldrawsandgames
    @axolotldrawsandgames 4 місяці тому +1

    6:48 I was listening only audio for a bit and did a hard double-take when i heard this lmao

  • @vladthemagnificent9052
    @vladthemagnificent9052 12 днів тому

    a lot of card mechanics use red color without any reason in actions like 'give away any number of red cards' or 'draw until you draw a red card'. probably makes sense to change those every now and then, so that the new added 6 colors would get more agency.

    • @MassacresMansion
      @MassacresMansion  12 днів тому

      I do address this topic at some point in the series but I can't remember where. XD

  • @indomitablesloth2437
    @indomitablesloth2437 7 місяців тому +1

    19:34 "Laugh nonstop until your next turn"
    I don't need a card to do that, I do it all the time!

  • @fletchdog73
    @fletchdog73 7 місяців тому +1

    NO WAY I REMEMBER ASKING FOR AN EPISODE LIKE THIS LIKE 5 EPISODES AGO

  • @ariesdemiurge
    @ariesdemiurge 7 місяців тому +1

    7:06 "Played college Uno, you know."
    "At some cushy ivy league school?"
    "TRY UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS! Coulda gone pro if I hadn't started Magic. I'm not one of those beltway pansies. I could break Game's Workshop in two with my bare hands! *DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR!"*