Dave Chappelle on LGBTQ for 13 minutes straight.

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  • @anthonyzullo
    @anthonyzullo Рік тому +632

    "There isn't a restroom for you for FOUR STATES NIGGA!" I'll never not laugh at it lmfao

  • @henrikr7445
    @henrikr7445 2 роки тому +4587

    _“Those people who took 20% of the alphabet for themselves”_ 😂

    • @shastica
      @shastica 2 роки тому +34

      I saw a tweet today where it includes number 2 🤧

    • @just_pevert1958
      @just_pevert1958 2 роки тому +55

      And the rainbow 🌈 two

    • @dayakpar3641
      @dayakpar3641 2 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jasonforster9445
      @jasonforster9445 2 роки тому +4

      @@shastica two-spirited. Its actually a. pretty cool one.

    • @sharoondzimba8552
      @sharoondzimba8552 2 роки тому +5

      And the rainbow too kkkkkkkkkk

  • @ARC.475
    @ARC.475 2 роки тому +5352

    The reason Dave Chappelle is the best comedian is because there's always truth in every joke he says, he's so funny and so wise.

    • @Keintara04
      @Keintara04 2 роки тому +11

      noice pfp

    • @NittyGritty420
      @NittyGritty420 2 роки тому +30

      Fax that’s why he is the goat

    • @ARC.475
      @ARC.475 2 роки тому +24

      Conan O'Brien once said that Dave is the funniest comedian on earth and I totally agree.

    • @NittyGritty420
      @NittyGritty420 2 роки тому +3

      @@ARC.475 bet he wouldn’t say that in today’s social climate...

    • @ARC.475
      @ARC.475 2 роки тому +17

      @@NittyGritty420 He won't, unless someone ask him 🤣 Conan is a nice guy but I don't think he care much about social climate.

  • @jjackomin
    @jjackomin 2 роки тому +868

    "Everybody scream out when you hear your letter."
    LOL!!!!!

  • @juice_1385
    @juice_1385 2 роки тому +3328

    “Let’s say I’m Chinese but born in this nigga body right here” 😂😂😂

  • @Pyraman
    @Pyraman 7 місяців тому +40

    The way he defused the phone call situation is amazing 🎉

  • @joecandice9425
    @joecandice9425 3 роки тому +2321

    Every joke, every speech , every story of this person... Is a masterpiece.
    It's freedom of speech combined with comedy, genius.👌🏻. I love him.

  • @swhaht6807
    @swhaht6807 2 роки тому +2430

    "I am not bending to anyone's demands." Yes. Thanks for standing ground.

    • @MarcusTalbert
      @MarcusTalbert 2 роки тому +18

      So amazing

    • @cwest394
      @cwest394 2 роки тому +20

      Yes. Cheer for the rich guy who doesnt need a paycheck. 10 years ago he would have kissed anyones butt for a check.

    • @cwest394
      @cwest394 2 роки тому +10

      @@MarcusTalbert amazing. He's a rich comedian. That is not an amazing person.

    • @MarcusTalbert
      @MarcusTalbert 2 роки тому +62

      @@cwest394 He's amazing to me that's all that... MATTERS

    • @DomItDown
      @DomItDown 2 роки тому +85

      @@cwest394 you saying Dave would kiss anyone’s butt for a check shows how little you know about him

  • @houstoner
    @houstoner 2 роки тому +1238

    Never been much a fan of stand-up comedy, however I have always made an exception for Chapelle. A true master of his craft.

    • @accountretired9479
      @accountretired9479 2 роки тому +5

      You don't like laughing?

    • @youdontknow5996
      @youdontknow5996 2 роки тому +19

      @@accountretired9479 he doesn't like standup

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 2 роки тому +16

      Just don't even know how it's possible to not like stand up?? Is it the laughter?? The smiling?? Escaping world problems for a few?? There's so many other great stand up shows besides Chapelle

    • @names_are_useless
      @names_are_useless 2 роки тому +1

      What are your thoughts on George Carlin?

    • @mad-official
      @mad-official 2 роки тому +3

      @@names_are_useless We need thousands more like him doing standup outside of churches

  • @michaelanthonyhorn3454
    @michaelanthonyhorn3454 Рік тому +84

    I love how he just roasts the dude who had the phone go off. Has 3 jokes ready even when interrupted. Genius

  • @ELLAWARD
    @ELLAWARD 2 роки тому +2979

    The joke was actually told in a respectful way more than other Dave Chappelle’s jokes I have heard.

    • @zane5902
      @zane5902 2 роки тому +174

      Jokes don't need to be respectful, that's why they are jokes. You either find them funny or you don't.

    • @ELLAWARD
      @ELLAWARD 2 роки тому +153

      @@zane5902 that’s the idea of jokes but trans people want a special treatment

    • @TheBadbucky
      @TheBadbucky 2 роки тому

      @@ELLAWARD how bout black people?

    • @ZimMill
      @ZimMill 2 роки тому +3

      @@TheBadbucky Black Ppl Don’t Give A Fuck About Jokes

    • @DreAnimates
      @DreAnimates 2 роки тому +4

      @@TheBadbucky what do black people even have to do with this?

  • @AP-nj1mr
    @AP-nj1mr Рік тому +347

    The "T"s are making the trip longer😂😂😂
    So true

    • @Seanelvismartin
      @Seanelvismartin 6 місяців тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @greg1030
      @greg1030 5 місяців тому +1

      No where near as long as HE's making it. Talk about bigotry. Of all people, that bum should know better.

    • @Colombianinja
      @Colombianinja 2 місяці тому

      ​@@greg1030Aww there we have it the pathetic little victim 😭😭 professional whinner.

    • @fiftyfivefifty3192
      @fiftyfivefifty3192 2 місяці тому +12

      @@greg1030 You don't like what he has to say don't listen, move on.

    • @allananderson949
      @allananderson949 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@greg1030 why do you care if someone doesn't like you ? Sounds like low self-esteem issues

  • @patysipes5595
    @patysipes5595 2 роки тому +289

    Thank goodness for a person with integrity not radicalized rhetoric

  • @jynxleturie782
    @jynxleturie782 2 роки тому +1111

    I'm trans and i still love him, so unafraid of this over prescribed cancel culture bs

    • @j4ret221
      @j4ret221 2 роки тому +3

      Agreed

    • @wetdiaper1000
      @wetdiaper1000 2 роки тому

      No your just a boy or a girl that’s looks a boy or a girl

    • @dakarailayne3039
      @dakarailayne3039 2 роки тому +11

      NB person here, I absolutely love Dave Chappelle.

    • @megawulf3695
      @megawulf3695 2 роки тому +3

      Respect

    • @Habesha_HustlerGaming
      @Habesha_HustlerGaming 2 роки тому +1

      What’s with the whole team terf line? So was that offensive to you or not?

  • @asapbp1269
    @asapbp1269 2 роки тому +79

    “we know these roads” in that voice makes me burst every time 😭😂

  • @sk8ergrrl1
    @sk8ergrrl1 2 роки тому +614

    As a “B” woman, I chuckled when he started talking about how the “Ls” and the “Gs” don’t like us “Bs” hehe

    • @mysmirandam.6618
      @mysmirandam.6618 2 роки тому +6

      Yes!!!

    • @saaw8344
      @saaw8344 2 роки тому +60

      It’s so well written, he’s not attacking anyone he’s only poking fun and telling jokes.. the media twists everything !

    • @mysmirandam.6618
      @mysmirandam.6618 2 роки тому +13

      @@saaw8344 YES! as a "B" I approve!

    • @user-3w9jf4r5qz
      @user-3w9jf4r5qz 2 роки тому +33

      a B here. I laughed, especially when Q made an appearance 🤣

    • @kikiandco1899
      @kikiandco1899 2 роки тому +2

      What is a b?

  • @travisharnedmusic
    @travisharnedmusic 2 роки тому +79

    "It's like his phone's gay" LOL that was perfect

  • @jennylynn3758
    @jennylynn3758 2 роки тому +649

    He brings it around. The joke starts as shallow and then develops into education about society.

  • @katemallory
    @katemallory 2 роки тому +46

    “You will not summon me.” Love you Dave Chapelle GOAT!

  • @Iron-Bridge
    @Iron-Bridge Рік тому +11

    My God. The " Mama's dead" improvisation was too much 🤣🤣🤣. Genius.

  • @unknown_to730
    @unknown_to730 2 роки тому +318

    Reasons soft people hate comedian icons like Dave is they HATE the truth. I'm so glad he did this.

    • @Natalecastellini1992
      @Natalecastellini1992 Рік тому

      The woke movement is a mindless movement. They espouse sound bites and throw temper tantrums.

    • @bebéface678
      @bebéface678 Рік тому +1

      Facts!

    • @Coochiedestroyer23
      @Coochiedestroyer23 5 місяців тому

      They’re just ashamed of themselves still. His jokes are funny af and I’m apart of the LGBTQ+ community.

  • @johnsmith7140
    @johnsmith7140 2 роки тому +89

    "I feel like they need to take some responsibility for my jokes" lol

  • @robbieb2011
    @robbieb2011 Рік тому +34

    As I get older my belly laughs are few and far between...unless I'm listening to Chapelle. Love him.

  • @marakarthegreat
    @marakarthegreat 2 роки тому +357

    protesters: "I'm angry! he insulted our group!"
    he makes jokes about everyone equally, who gives a shit?

    • @teamtundra2619
      @teamtundra2619 2 роки тому +1

      Not when ur on the receiving end

    • @jakejones895
      @jakejones895 2 роки тому +11

      @@teamtundra2619 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

    • @peterstoric6560
      @peterstoric6560 2 роки тому +38

      @@teamtundra2619 I’ve been on the end on several jokes in these comedy shows, and they’re pretty hilarious

    • @Wagecuck9000
      @Wagecuck9000 2 роки тому +4

      They always want to ro be in the center of attention all the time

    • @marakarthegreat
      @marakarthegreat 2 роки тому +16

      @@teamtundra2619 you clearly missed the part that says 'JOKES ABOUT EVERYONE EQUALLY'

  • @Matt-hs7gs
    @Matt-hs7gs 2 роки тому +310

    Not only were his jokes respectful, funny and real: but if I pay attention you realise he knows a lot about the LGBT community and isn’t just speaking on something he doesn’t know.
    I don’t know if I’d say he’s a bonafide ally, but as a gay man I respect Dave and know that he actually gives a damn abt the LGBT community. He’s not queer-phobic or whatever else ppl say; he’s just a good man trying to make people laugh.

    • @publiusledeuxieme7404
      @publiusledeuxieme7404 2 роки тому +24

      I am not gay. When I was a high schooler, I did not like any of you. As I grew older, I took a job as a PI for a law firm representing this gay man who had divorced his wife for infidelity and emotional abuse. She actually filed for divorce. I had gathered enough evidence to show she was a nasty piece of work. She openly admitted she married the gay man for his money and she wanted a kid. She actually wanted a daughter. They had a son. She did not love him, refused to care for him or nurse him. Our client loved the son and paid for all the care the boy would need. It looked like we were set for a sure win with a nominal amount of support to be received from the mother for the son she hated.
      Yes, it looked like we were a shoe-in for an easy case until the mother decided to make the case that the father had been sexually abusing the boy, and the sheriff arrested and imprisoned our client. Before we could get him a bond, he had been beaten by the inmates because for some reason the jail refused to segregate the father.
      Now, I went back to the lawyer and said I wanted to work more hours on the case and the hours there were outside what he could allow me to bill would be pro bono. It took me almost three months but I found mountains of evidence that our client was innocent. More than just not guilty but innocent. The boy had always denied it, but his young age prevented that from being used as evidence. I sent the mother a honey trap. A real good looker with the appearance of wealth. She admitted to him that she had lied to get even with her husband. She actually laughed at how she described how dumb and biased the local yokel police were. "I just said he did it and they were like ok," she said. She was trying to show out in front of the honey pot. We knew she was just dying to tell someone. He later said he was afraid his disgust was going to ruint the show, however, she misinterpreted the look.
      We took it all to court since we were representing him on both cases, a rarity. We not only got the case thrown out and a certificate from the judge to have all records of the proceeding sealed. We told the DA that unless he charged her with something, we were going to file suit against the officer and the city, report him to the ethics board, and if all that failed, turn the whole case over oops to the press. She got charged with basically lying to the cops in such a way that it was a felony, She pled guilty and had to serve probation and she agreed to never try to see the son she hated.
      This big long story was needed to explain why I hate no one. For the most part, people are good. just going through life trying to do the right thing. They cannot help who they love. You are going to have people hate no matter what. Blacks are going to hate white and vice versa. Straights hate on gays and vice versa. Most of the time hatred can be overcome. Sometimes, especially when you have particularly evil people, it is hard. People that leave others alone and try to live their best life are impossible for me to hate.
      I think Dave Chappelle gets this. However, he seems to buy into hey let us all hate Trump and his millions of supporters because they voted for him and not a crooked bitch. They impeached a man, a sitting US president over a damn phone call. They tried to impeach him when he was not even president anymore. Except the last one was to cover up the stolen election.
      Now, I expect to get a lot of hate for this post, I don't care. I know for every hater another is asking himself why does Joe Biden keep getting passes sexual assault, his son's laptop, and other crooked shit we know he has done. Just forget about Trump and think about the double standard.

    • @Matt-hs7gs
      @Matt-hs7gs 2 роки тому +8

      @@publiusledeuxieme7404 This was actually so interesting and I rlly enjoyed reading your story. Thank you for sharing. I really appreciate the thought u put into this and the fact that you have grown as a person to change and broaden your perspective.
      Hopefully we can have much less unnecessary and idiotic hatred in this world sooner than later (whenever later is lol).
      I wish you all the best ❤️

    • @teamtundra2619
      @teamtundra2619 2 роки тому

      I don’t see it that way

    • @kieaki7371
      @kieaki7371 2 роки тому

      I don't understand why people in the LGBTQ community are always looking to categorise people in the black-white area of "love me vs hate me".
      So a person being neutral, who is not all jolly ho and gonna come there and shake your hand and give you some cookies when they make eye contact with you, the same as someone who openly shows their hate for you?
      Maybe the neutral individual is one who has a lot of things going on in their life, that they just don't have the time to think about you.
      Everyone has a life. And some of us don't care what you do with yours but don't expect the rest to be your BFF, cause I'm sure you're not besties with everyone in town too am I right?

    • @MastaGambit
      @MastaGambit Рік тому

      I'm gay, and if you can't call him an ally now, you never will.

  • @aitipsea3909
    @aitipsea3909 2 роки тому +585

    Im trans and honestly I dont see why the other Ts are so touchy about him
    I laughed my ass up on the car joke, like come on get a sense of humour

    • @nightingale2424
      @nightingale2424 2 роки тому +6

      He been goin for 30 years

    • @brookeg5897
      @brookeg5897 2 роки тому +37

      I think some people don't understand that jokes can be made about someone but not be the butt of the joke at the same time

    • @peacechanneI
      @peacechanneI 2 роки тому +4

      what are u ? he or she?

    • @aitipsea3909
      @aitipsea3909 2 роки тому +10

      @@peacechanneI she, why?

    • @asutoshrath3648
      @asutoshrath3648 2 роки тому +23

      Laughing at each other is supposed to build tolerance for jokes and insults, and bring everyone to a stndstill where they can laugh at each other,
      Instead we are building up resistance to jokes ri8! Like wtf

  • @fight9896
    @fight9896 2 роки тому +558

    “I’m more than willing to give you an audience, but you will not summon me. I’m not bending to anybody’s demands”
    This is the moment Dave Chappelle became the GOAT.
    This one line forever change the history of comedy

    • @0saintclark0
      @0saintclark0 2 роки тому +14

      He was the GOAT long before this my friend, this clip isn't from that long ago.

    • @HoodedSpidey
      @HoodedSpidey 2 роки тому +11

      This is the moment Dave became Chappellsenberg

    • @R_Caine
      @R_Caine 9 місяців тому

      ​@@HoodedSpideyHe's the one who knocks.

  • @PuppetMax
    @PuppetMax 2 роки тому +170

    I like that he even says not to attack the community. I like this man

  • @jimmy2k4o
    @jimmy2k4o 2 роки тому +163

    When a comedian mocks you it’s a sign of respect that you’re equal and strong enough to take a joke like everyone else.

    • @Tecnodoc32
      @Tecnodoc32 Рік тому +18

      Dave must really respect racists then

    • @pfh20
      @pfh20 Місяць тому

      @@Tecnodoc32if you can’t handle it there’s a billion other videos on this app

  • @stephaniedavies1354
    @stephaniedavies1354 Рік тому +11

    “i don’t wanna write these jokes but i juss’ can’t STOP” 😂🔊don’t stop Dave, please DON’t stop💬

  • @MjollTheLioness-o4y
    @MjollTheLioness-o4y 10 місяців тому +15

    "Everybody scream out when you hear your letter" 😂

  • @rawfeekee657
    @rawfeekee657 2 роки тому +460

    What he said about G's being white men who know the roads (of discrimination) is so spot on. Fighting discrimination with discrimination has become the lefts tactic and they dont even realize it. And Dave is not blaming g white men for that but he is acknowledging from his perspective why such tactics even exist within that group.

    • @quenched56
      @quenched56 2 роки тому +2

      Im not sure greater division is the desired outcome

    • @keizercas6051
      @keizercas6051 2 роки тому +5

      If you don’t like jokes about white people just click of the video

    • @leanderdsilva9372
      @leanderdsilva9372 2 роки тому +1

      You can't even say the word GAY that says a lot about you

    • @names_are_useless
      @names_are_useless 2 роки тому +11

      "the lefts tactic" You do realize the L's, B's, T's and Q's are also heavily "to the left" as well, right? You're painting a very broad stroke here.

    • @teamtundra2619
      @teamtundra2619 2 роки тому

      Because they’re tired of it

  • @domvas7659
    @domvas7659 2 роки тому +179

    Dave is the best and most important comedian during these politically correct days. He says fuck it! I’ll do and say what I want in the name of comedy. Fuck sponsors, political and social groups. I do it my way!

    • @domvas7659
      @domvas7659 2 роки тому

      @Nikolai Ninja Yeah, but I’m also not Dave, I want/need my group! 😎

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 2 роки тому +21

    “Hey, what's goin on fellas, lady, whatever pronoun makes you feel comfortable at the back.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cc-bl4iw
    @cc-bl4iw Рік тому +84

    Great and so honest comedian. This man said what 98% of planet thinks but nobody saying out loud.

    • @hermanmunster714
      @hermanmunster714 Рік тому +3

      And he earns 20 mill for saying it out loud. You meanwhile will get fired from your job for saying it out loud. Boo hoo hoo.

    • @creepyrobsta5509
      @creepyrobsta5509 Рік тому +4

      @cc-bl4iw Well Dave Chapelle and J.K. Rowling are pretty much as uncancelleble as you can get and look at all the heat they have gotten for it. Until the 98% goes vocal about it then the smart move is to shut up.

  • @TheKhopesh
    @TheKhopesh Рік тому +16

    The reason everyone in the car hates the Ts is because the Ts keep insisting they drive and reaching from the back up to the front and grabbing the E-brake every 5 minutes while the car's driving down the road to try to force the rest out of their way...

    • @ellugerdelacruz2555
      @ellugerdelacruz2555 Рік тому +1

      Nice one.

    • @M.X.7
      @M.X.7 Рік тому

      DAMN that shit Coming from your goddamn heart 🤣🤣😂 I feel for you bro.. you are sick of all this shit is going on Just like me 💯
      ..
      If someone says something about them, even if it's a joke, they cry, "You hurt our feelings."🤦🏾‍♂️
      I'm just saying, "Fuck you , I don't care about your feelings so get your sensitive ass out of My face 🧐

  • @slickperspective
    @slickperspective 2 роки тому +32

    People look at him as a comedian. But I sometimes, I want to look at him in a different perspective because most of his jokes make sense. It has truth in it. People all laughing at most times, but I don't find it funny. I kind of, found truth in it. Dave is preaching.

  • @fernandoveiga1848
    @fernandoveiga1848 2 роки тому +132

    Great storytelling, and every joke seems to be hitting the exact issues, very good comedy

  • @jakeclnicholson
    @jakeclnicholson 2 роки тому +141

    As a gay man how we hate and view eachother in the community is SPOT ON. 😂

    • @lethalsoldier8082
      @lethalsoldier8082 Рік тому +4

      Damn so why u think that is. Id imagine all of yall would have each others back being through the same stuff and all

    • @Bananabrown8
      @Bananabrown8 Рік тому

      @@lethalsoldier8082nah the most homophobic people I know are gay

    • @rickDArula
      @rickDArula Рік тому +3

      ​@lethalsoldier8082 because not everyone goes through he same things lol

  • @psychhp77
    @psychhp77 2 роки тому +504

    As a gay dude, this shit is fkn spot on! 😂 love Dave man!

    • @dakarailayne3039
      @dakarailayne3039 2 роки тому +12

      Yea dude, I was laughing my ass off through this

    • @MitchellBahamas
      @MitchellBahamas 2 роки тому +30

      Bro I’m straight and I wanna buy you a beer🙌🏽💯

    • @MitchellBahamas
      @MitchellBahamas 2 роки тому +30

      This type of shit lowkey brings us together. If you’re genuine (not YOU, but in general). You can take a joke, and I love that. What you drinkin!?

    • @a-1_slick917
      @a-1_slick917 2 роки тому +2

      Right on brother

    • @Samuelj762
      @Samuelj762 2 роки тому +6

      Are you just saying that to fit in?

  • @MA-ws3hx
    @MA-ws3hx 2 роки тому +125

    So those calling on Netflix to cancel Dave C had no issue with their creation of 'Cuties'. This is pure censorship over freedom of speech.
    Go Dave!!

    • @marakarthegreat
      @marakarthegreat 2 роки тому +7

      and that's why I don't take the "walkout" seriously.

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 2 роки тому +170

    1:02 It's funny, but considering that the full title of LGBT (which takes up 15% of the alphabet) is LGBTQIA, they technically take up about 26% of the entire alphabet.

    • @hi-gf5yl
      @hi-gf5yl 2 роки тому +17

      I saw lgtbqiapk. Make that 34%

    • @TheNotSoRealJeff2
      @TheNotSoRealJeff2 2 роки тому +8

      @@eugene4144 They got numbers?

    • @mr.plaguedoc9284
      @mr.plaguedoc9284 2 роки тому +16

      @@sorimasn lgbtqiapk2
      what a world we live in man, lol.

    • @gabicaviedes7906
      @gabicaviedes7906 2 роки тому +2

      pretty sure you can find a minority somewhere for every letter.

    • @Hawaiianstyle65
      @Hawaiianstyle65 2 роки тому

      He was close

  • @Majesticrogueninja94
    @Majesticrogueninja94 2 роки тому +262

    Dave is more than just a comedian.

    • @krishivvyas2948
      @krishivvyas2948 4 місяці тому

      He's a social commentator that is effortlessly funny, not exactly a comedian like he used to be but still very funny

    • @gilbertfurigay
      @gilbertfurigay Місяць тому +1

      a trash

  • @ohword5235
    @ohword5235 2 роки тому +16

    When the phone starting ringing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 this man is a genius

    • @ChrisManley1994
      @ChrisManley1994 2 роки тому +2

      “What is this high school?!?!?” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LOVESTORY-vm2id
    @LOVESTORY-vm2id Рік тому +41

    I love when he laughs at his own jokes 😂

  • @shawngrabowski988
    @shawngrabowski988 2 роки тому +58

    Simply AMAZING!!!!!!🤣. Not a better person to explain and clear up the confusion

  • @triciaslaughter8460
    @triciaslaughter8460 Рік тому +7

    LOVE Dave Chappelle. He is always happy to laugh at everyone. Even himself. Keep free speech alive!!

  • @jurgenkulup5882
    @jurgenkulup5882 2 роки тому +116

    Always come back again for this. And it’s still funny everytime 🤣

  • @TheBadbucky
    @TheBadbucky 2 роки тому +66

    Y’all are so sensitive. Dave chapelle is a legend!

  • @skelter1153
    @skelter1153 2 роки тому +283

    Dave Chappelle is a Living Legend
    and a NATIONAL TREASURE.
    If they think he's afraid, they're stupid,
    and if they think he'll ever apologize
    for his comedy, they're brain dead.

    • @skelter1153
      @skelter1153 2 роки тому +4

      @@Boreddddpikapi
      Blah..Blah..Blah
      Dave said so himself.
      It doesn't matter if YOU don't like it,
      Your opinion means nothing,
      just like everybody else's.

    • @skelter1153
      @skelter1153 2 роки тому +5

      @@Boreddddpikapi
      Go back to school and focus on
      READING COMPREHENSION.
      Bye Bye.

    • @FatMax420
      @FatMax420 2 роки тому

      @@Boreddddpikapi "They" means woketard social justice warriors that get perpetually butthurt and offended by everything including harmless, legitimately funny jokes. Clown ass pussies that are clearly cancer to comedy that want to pretend being the champions of the oppressed so they can virtue signal to their other self righteous hive mind cry ass members. PC extreme leftists that want to murder comedy with an axe. Is that clear enough for you?

    • @skelter1153
      @skelter1153 2 роки тому

      @@Boreddddpikapi
      You're welcome.
      Since you asked nicely,
      check again next Monday at Noon.

    • @skelter1153
      @skelter1153 2 роки тому +2

      Hah!
      I Won.
      🏆

  • @DaniMacYo
    @DaniMacYo Рік тому +28

    This was freaking hilarious. I love how he basically told the truth but put his own comedic spin on.

  • @Elev8minh
    @Elev8minh 2 роки тому +136

    PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT HE IS SAYING PROTECT DAVID CHAPPELLE AT ALL COSTS.

  • @Rayallwayz
    @Rayallwayz Рік тому +6

    "It's like the phone is gay" had me laughing with tears coming down my eyes.

  • @urbansetter1
    @urbansetter1 2 роки тому +59

    He is really hysterical. This is classic comedy here. I'm gay woman and he is funny

  • @dal6984
    @dal6984 2 роки тому +70

    I am beginning to appreciate and enjoy Dave Chappelle. I listened to all types of stand up comedians but he never came on my radar till I decided to watch it here and Netflix. Just want to say thank you to the wonderful trans folks who pointed me towards this direction. The guy is a genius. Love it!

    • @jerome884
      @jerome884 2 роки тому

      Bro what? What Rock you been living under?

    • @dal6984
      @dal6984 2 роки тому +1

      @@jerome884 Chris Rock! lol

    • @novaapostle9739
      @novaapostle9739 2 роки тому

      @@dal6984 you been living under Chris Rock? 😳

  • @andreastroud5561
    @andreastroud5561 3 роки тому +54

    Long may his jokes keep coming.!!!

  • @StacyMcCabe
    @StacyMcCabe 2 роки тому +82

    As a gay guy this is 90% correct 🤣🤣🤣
    Edit: and 100% funny

    • @jrhooman
      @jrhooman 2 роки тому +1

      pick me daddy chapelle im one of the good ones🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @StacyMcCabe
      @StacyMcCabe 2 роки тому +8

      @@jrhooman why would I want him to pick me? He’s a random person I’ll never meet. I just shared my opinion and you got butthurt

  • @seanperry1746
    @seanperry1746 2 роки тому +19

    The B’s joke is a classic I’ll f*** everybody in this car 😂😂

  • @MR-tn5kv
    @MR-tn5kv 2 роки тому +90

    This alphabet person loves Dave - hilarious, and smart!

  • @wbm8548
    @wbm8548 2 роки тому +8

    The creativity, the genius, the metaphors, the punchlines , the improv and the delivery levels in this video are out of this world ,
    and yet you have people like amy schumer and hanna gatsby who wanna cancel him, i'm sure not because he is "transphobic " but because they can't reach his level and his fanbase

  • @jeffyeager1997
    @jeffyeager1997 Рік тому +8

    This is epic can't stop watching this. The world has gone crazy

  • @matthewmaccaughey5016
    @matthewmaccaughey5016 2 роки тому +56

    I'm Bi, I love Dave, and this clip is 1000% accurate. Without Question My FAVORITE clip of this whole clip.

    • @urbansetter1
      @urbansetter1 2 роки тому +4

      I'm gay I agree he was spot on. I love him. The left maybe doesn't like to see reality

    • @1214801
      @1214801 Рік тому

      Bi what? You are saying you are Bi. BI what?

    • @1214801
      @1214801 Рік тому

      @@urbansetter1you are what?

    • @justamediocreyoutubechanne4172
      @justamediocreyoutubechanne4172 11 місяців тому

      ​@@1214801bisexual

  • @mainquest_official
    @mainquest_official 2 роки тому +105

    Being human is extremely tough, for all of us. Being transgender on top of that makes life even more impossible. It makes you feel vulnerable all the time, you feel different from everyone. It's not a straight forward road and there is a lot to figure out. I think that is why the trans community is easily hurt. Most of them are not in a good mind space themselves. All of that makes people feel triggered very fast and act emotionally.
    With that said though, I still think every person is better off becoming more thick skinned. I am transman and honestly some jokes Dave Chappelle makes are really funny. And If I ever feel hurt by a joke, I always recognize that there is an insecurity I have to work on and thats all.

    • @gabicaviedes7906
      @gabicaviedes7906 2 роки тому +10

      Well said and explained! It's always good to have these explanations in mind, both for transgenders and cisgenders. If people could just explain how they see the world, understanding would be much easier, even if there wasn't full agreement.

    • @mainquest_official
      @mainquest_official 2 роки тому +3

      @@jellyfishi_ I feel extremely happy now with my " delusion " but thanks for caring.

    • @metalmacabre9991
      @metalmacabre9991 2 роки тому +3

      Well said, and thank you for saying that. You're a good person.

    • @testcase6997
      @testcase6997 2 роки тому

      Like Chappelle says, thank you miss. You acknowledge you’re delusional and a liar. In fact, it’s quite offensive on the level of blackface what you’re doing pretending to be a man.

    • @ntred0911
      @ntred0911 2 роки тому

      So if being transman is hard why are you transman?

  • @haldorasgirson9463
    @haldorasgirson9463 2 роки тому +89

    His phone is not gay. It used to be an Android, but it identifies as IOS.

  • @alexandermik1194
    @alexandermik1194 8 місяців тому +2

    The car alphabet joke was brilliant analogy.
    Top notch entertainment 😂👌

  • @natewyliestudios
    @natewyliestudios 2 роки тому +7

    How he handled that phone call interruption is why he's the GOAT

    • @KeojiMaru
      @KeojiMaru 2 роки тому +1

      Mamas dead! 😂😂😂😂

  • @izzyhoudini4448
    @izzyhoudini4448 5 місяців тому +2

    Bro made two fantastic jokes on that phone interruption real quick.....
    Amazing

  • @FyourFeelings513
    @FyourFeelings513 2 роки тому +13

    Love Dave, his jokes are always hilarious and spot on!

  • @anthonybaskette1708
    @anthonybaskette1708 7 місяців тому +2

    The car has gotta be the best analogy for the lgbtqiaa+ I’ve ever seen.

  • @allasheh7721
    @allasheh7721 2 роки тому +55

    This guy is very talented he should keep going

  • @ΜαρίαΧ-ρ4ρ
    @ΜαρίαΧ-ρ4ρ 2 роки тому +14

    as a q i approve, this isn't harmful nir hateful, which is why it's good comedy and nit fir cheap laughs at the expense of minorities. i hope nobody uses the message of the jokes to hate because this man is gold

  • @gomiko8979
    @gomiko8979 2 роки тому +5

    @6:08 I really really love it when Dave says something like that. The fast increase of aggression cracks me up all the time.

  • @brandonlinsey5625
    @brandonlinsey5625 3 роки тому +63

    Classic dave chappelle! Awesome

  • @timhansen5303
    @timhansen5303 2 роки тому +5

    The only comedian that doesn't steal jokes!😉

  • @Sailorsweetpeach
    @Sailorsweetpeach 2 роки тому +36

    I am part of the LGBTQ+ community since the early 2000s. I thought the joke was funny! I laughed at his great observational skills. He told no lies lol. He said what no one likes to admit

  • @gabikassen270
    @gabikassen270 4 місяці тому +5

    As a gay guy, this was hilarious!😂

  • @pancholugo9360
    @pancholugo9360 Рік тому +3

    "We know these roads. In fact we built these roads."
    I love this line

  • @defconkev
    @defconkev 11 годин тому

    I met Mr. Chappelle in Chicago 6 years ago. He's a really nice man. Gave his time to work with young people while in Chicago!!

  • @paulocanecarlthedamnjohnson
    @paulocanecarlthedamnjohnson 2 роки тому +68

    Bro I brought up Dave Chappelle and my straight friend was complaining about how homophobic he is and I had to break it to him that I’m bi to get him to shut up lol

    • @shaynegallagher6006
      @shaynegallagher6006 2 роки тому +8

      I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

    • @writeminded6091
      @writeminded6091 2 роки тому +6

      I would advise you not to express your sexuality here, look at the comment section

    • @issstari954
      @issstari954 2 роки тому

      Why do you have to be cringe as possible with this shit

    • @antherny1069
      @antherny1069 2 роки тому +9

      @@writeminded6091 no harm has been done at all

  • @jerry7311
    @jerry7311 3 місяці тому

    I'm in the "G" group and if people of any group or culture can not find humor within themselves, then they are the ones with the problem. You're the best David and you make a bad day into a great day with the laughter you create.

  • @alejandroleon9403
    @alejandroleon9403 2 роки тому +21

    So this was what everybody was talking about? C'mon, that was a really hilarious and funny!! He was offending NO ONE, IT'S COMEDY!! And the guy has a point: people are CENSORING EVERYTHING FOR MONEY AND MEDIA now a days, all that business dosnt even like LGTB people, they just know that have become a trending and take advantage about it AND EVERYOBODY KNOWS IT

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 2 роки тому +15

    For 13 minutes “straight”

  • @gayprepperz6862
    @gayprepperz6862 3 роки тому +44

    Honestly Dave, they don't even travel in the same car together. They just hitch their alphabet on, and then later swear they were persecuted by the rest of the alphabets that were there before they were created. Even now, the GWM's have become the persecutors of the rest of the alphabet. Anymore I can't keep up with it, and I just call the whole thing E-I-E-I-O.

  • @cb-9938
    @cb-9938 6 місяців тому +2

    Such a funny moment at 2:20 "what is this high school" 😂
    Dave immediately turns it into a joke

  • @maxkeeble5122
    @maxkeeble5122 2 роки тому +18

    💯 I see why people hate you my guy! You speak your mind 😂

  • @libertywarrior91
    @libertywarrior91 2 роки тому +32

    Dave Chappell tells it like it is, sensitive people ruin the fun of life when people try to keep life light hearted.

    • @teamtundra2619
      @teamtundra2619 2 роки тому

      Then be nicer

    • @Carter0804
      @Carter0804 2 роки тому +10

      @@teamtundra2619 wym be nicer it's a joke lol

  • @sararestivo6044
    @sararestivo6044 2 роки тому +12

    I peed myself WHEN HE WAS talking about THE lbgtq . I COULD LISTEN TO HIM ALL DAY LONG , HE IS HILARIOUS!!

  • @mauriliosampaiojr.774
    @mauriliosampaiojr.774 Місяць тому

    Where have I been all these years that I only just discovered this guy? LOL

  • @erickronin1330
    @erickronin1330 2 роки тому +14

    Man, I love this guy

  • @justinbonia2154
    @justinbonia2154 2 роки тому +56

    I remember there was a time when you could tell jokes and nobody would get offended. Just laugh it off and move on. In fact, most of the funniest jokes come from a source of pain. Comedians are amazing at turning that pain into laughter.

    • @teamtundra2619
      @teamtundra2619 2 роки тому

      Not if it’s not you telling it

    • @crabPEOPLE2000
      @crabPEOPLE2000 2 роки тому +2

      Everyone always got offended bro we’re just in a different technological era where more people are heard. Back in the day most people didn’t have a way to be heard as loudly, that’s it.

    • @beybye8366
      @beybye8366 2 роки тому

      When was that time exactly??

  • @aussiebloke8781
    @aussiebloke8781 2 роки тому +18

    They can have all the letters they want as long as i have AC⚡DC 🎸😁

  • @pdales2257
    @pdales2257 10 місяців тому +3

    Chappelle is absolutely brilliant 😂😅

  • @scottmedbery6192
    @scottmedbery6192 2 роки тому +20

    Thanks for the laughter America needs to laugh more👍

  • @garyzietlowjr.2541
    @garyzietlowjr.2541 2 роки тому +6

    Thanks Dave Chapelle, God bless.

  • @skylinemc5251
    @skylinemc5251 2 роки тому +8

    In the 2nd clip he was hella drunk 😂😂

  • @driver694
    @driver694 2 роки тому +17

    For everyone Who feels offended by this, I have a simple solution, very easy and it will help you with your problems in the Future, DONT FUCKING WATCH IT

  • @Ijustwantosleep91
    @Ijustwantosleep91 2 роки тому +8

    This isnt offencesive! And I find this funny

  • @OscarGonzalez-vg3cp
    @OscarGonzalez-vg3cp Місяць тому

    Dave, you are a man with honor and dignity. Stand is for me, a family man with incredible humor. Life bless you, my friend.

  • @IAMNAUTICAAA
    @IAMNAUTICAAA 2 роки тому +53

    People were only offended by this because he was genuinely honest

  • @moeguzman9527
    @moeguzman9527 Рік тому +21

    I love that Dave is not only Hilarious, but knows when to be articulate and clear this makes him easy to be understood by everyone , wether you just like him or absolutely love him .