How I Make YouTube Poops

Поділитися
Вставка

КОМЕНТАРІ • 628

  • @DreamTheatre6661
    @DreamTheatre6661 2 роки тому +4734

    "Jordan WILL say all these words if given enough time on a camera" actually made me LOL

    • @Khint
      @Khint 2 роки тому +212

      something something monkey typewriter something.

    • @emilionieto4639
      @emilionieto4639 2 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @zucc4764
      @zucc4764 2 роки тому +54

      infinite Jordan Peterson hack

    • @besknighter
      @besknighter 2 роки тому +54

      I mean, this is true for everyone. It's just that some people need a lot less time than others 😂

    • @MintySweetea
      @MintySweetea 2 роки тому +20

      You're telling me "post-coital regrets about tweets I made" was fortold? Radical BD

  • @keelerrobinson5772
    @keelerrobinson5772 2 роки тому +1828

    I remember the days when sentence mixing was considered a dark art that only some were gifted enough to execute

    • @knight_lautrec_of_carim
      @knight_lautrec_of_carim 2 роки тому +113

      that was the case before you could just let AI transcribe a video

    • @dakat5131
      @dakat5131 2 роки тому +63

      @@knight_lautrec_of_carim I didn't know that was an option until I saw this video. I'd been playing around with doing it by hand

    • @JeremiahMcaninch
      @JeremiahMcaninch 2 роки тому +86

      Let's not diminish the skill that we've seen here, there's a lot of work and dedication here to get a good youtube poop

    • @JonasTisell
      @JonasTisell 2 роки тому +19

      I remember back in the day you could open youtube captions in its own window, and search through them. Thats how many did it before

    • @mechanomics2649
      @mechanomics2649 2 роки тому +1

      On the outside looking in, sure. It was never really like that though. Little has changed in any real meaningful way.

  • @guest273
    @guest273 2 роки тому +496

    *_"I believe anyone can make a good UA-cam poop"_*
    How inspirational. Thank you very tall bart.

    • @akhMhfjjxjffzbiu
      @akhMhfjjxjffzbiu 5 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @PerEdlund
      @PerEdlund 3 місяці тому +3

      I wanted to like this but I didn't want to break the 420

    • @Hugo-xr1mg
      @Hugo-xr1mg Місяць тому +3

      it is true,
      inspiration grows as you edit and the opportunities appear as you make it
      making a YTP is like, reaching heaven

  • @leonardoperez379
    @leonardoperez379 2 роки тому +540

    totally agree with your meme philosophy of using longer clips to let their personality naturally shine instead of making audio sushi. nice masterclass, very tall bart.

  • @vagabondsoul1286
    @vagabondsoul1286 2 роки тому +609

    The "Tiny Minority" joke was pure genius. Can't believe you managed to put it together to be that long, that funny and that consistent.

    • @S-fn3oe
      @S-fn3oe 2 роки тому +8

      What "tiny minority" joke?

  • @Zinkolo
    @Zinkolo 2 роки тому +301

    I like how serious you sound throughout all this even while displaying funny words

    • @aemediainc
      @aemediainc 2 роки тому +41

      Watching this much JP drained his soul and his joy.

    • @anonymousposter6461
      @anonymousposter6461 2 роки тому +15

      @@aemediainc Comedians are known to be depressed, after all.

  • @PJStock42
    @PJStock42 2 роки тому +351

    I can't believe Nathan Fielder was making these the whole time.

    • @BlueBeetle1939
      @BlueBeetle1939 2 роки тому +17

      well he's pretty good at business

    • @sowososmooth
      @sowososmooth 2 роки тому +13

      Lmaooooo it does sound like him

    • @Ootgreet1
      @Ootgreet1 2 роки тому +8

      They're both from Canada. Lol.

    • @postbunnie
      @postbunnie 2 роки тому +3

      I love that guy so much

    • @JoeBlow420_69
      @JoeBlow420_69 2 роки тому +2

      Scrolled too far for this

  • @jarsaca
    @jarsaca 10 місяців тому +8

    the amount of adobe premiere features i've learned from this guide on youtube poops is immeasurable.

  • @sergiofarfan2202
    @sergiofarfan2202 2 роки тому +99

    I love this resurgence of YTP, I've missed them, especially these quality ones.

  • @ManyKudos
    @ManyKudos 2 роки тому +86

    Even this tutorial had me laughing, your work is gold mate

  • @GreenDave113
    @GreenDave113 2 роки тому +55

    "It's low resolution" absolutely killed me
    You are a legend

  • @MisterDickson
    @MisterDickson 2 роки тому +245

    I would never have thought I'd live long enough to witness a professional Jordan Peterson YTP tutorial. This video is amazing!

  • @joogaloo929
    @joogaloo929 2 роки тому +170

    2:00 😂😂😂 the way you bluntly said that was hilarious

  • @VHSterror
    @VHSterror 2 роки тому +24

    that was really cool! that conviction in "Jordan WILL say all these words if given enough time" had me cracking up haha

  • @funkyswamprat
    @funkyswamprat 2 роки тому +184

    If you're using UA-cam, I've got a super quick transcript shortcut: click on the three little dots on the right and then open transcript. It saves loads of time and you can ctrl+F for certain words 🙂

    • @funkyswamprat
      @funkyswamprat 2 роки тому +84

      I watched a little bit further and realised why you don't CTRL+F. I spoke too soon like a rat

    • @terminalmode
      @terminalmode 2 роки тому +20

      This is still a great suggestion for people who avoid Adobe products. Just remember that if you use OBS or similar to record the video, CLOSE the box before you record. It will embarrass you when you see it in the corner of your already uploaded video.

    • @terminalmode
      @terminalmode 2 роки тому +15

      ​@@funkyswampratI read your comment and my brain said, "that's the normal rat."

    • @funkyswamprat
      @funkyswamprat 2 роки тому

      @@terminalmode Typical rat behaviour

    • @Misha-dr9rh
      @Misha-dr9rh 2 роки тому +4

      @@terminalmode piracy

  • @nyuh
    @nyuh 2 роки тому +50

    Wow this video about youtube poops somehow sounds and looks more professional than most editing videos ive seen

  • @Eclipsed_Archon
    @Eclipsed_Archon 2 роки тому +12

    they always say everyone poops, but the truth is anyone CAN poop if they just put in the effort

  • @TheRockinDonkey
    @TheRockinDonkey 2 роки тому +19

    You're out there doing the lord's work. Sitting through two fucking hours of Jordan Peterson just to make us laugh. You are a saint.

  • @TomAcrossAmerica
    @TomAcrossAmerica 2 роки тому +661

    "After sitting through 2 fucking hours of Jordan Peterson"
    You sir, are a martyr.

    • @punishedpinecone4772
      @punishedpinecone4772 2 роки тому

      You should watch one of his lectures fully if your attention span is that screwed up and/or you actually believe the media smear pieces. Or listen to it while cleaning your room, bucko

    • @TomAcrossAmerica
      @TomAcrossAmerica 2 роки тому +22

      @@punishedpinecone4772 I've sat thru his entire 12 rules of living series, sport.

    • @prcld
      @prcld 2 роки тому +42

      @@TomAcrossAmerica why would you do that to yourself

    • @driespeeters2349
      @driespeeters2349 2 роки тому +51

      @@prcld it's a good book

    • @prcld
      @prcld 2 роки тому +67

      @@driespeeters2349 ratio then

  • @CureSmileful
    @CureSmileful 2 роки тому +5

    I like the phrase "what I'm going for is controlled chaos", because this is exactly how I view your videos and your outro (I love the outro)

  • @alejandrooceguera4656
    @alejandrooceguera4656 2 роки тому +10

    You are such a master of your art, i hope your channel grows to millions dude

  • @justsomeguy5628
    @justsomeguy5628 2 роки тому +15

    The absolute Chad move of making the first example one where JP calls himself a Nazi. Mad respect.

  • @GoldLink364
    @GoldLink364 2 роки тому +16

    To think youtube pooping has evolved to this level of quality. Wow this is inspirational.

  • @nibui8295
    @nibui8295 2 роки тому +19

    Man that is a lot of work that you are putting into it. And it shows cuz your videos are some of the best poop I have watched on this site. A great sense of humor and nice editting skills. I think this channel deserves more and I hope it gets it.

  • @jirkazalabak1514
    @jirkazalabak1514 2 роки тому +16

    I lost it at the "I don´t know exactly how to have sex..." joke. What an absolutely hilarious piece of comedy!

  • @ZachMayfield
    @ZachMayfield 2 роки тому +1

    I lost it when the list of funny words popped up but the voiceover was so casual about it hahaha

  • @MANGOM1LK
    @MANGOM1LK 2 роки тому +56

    i use adobe premiere and had no clue half of these features existed so this is actually very helpful

    • @tree427
      @tree427 2 роки тому

      same. i thought diving straight into premiere and figuring it out as i go was a good idea but it looks like i need to watch some tutorials

    • @SomeIdiota
      @SomeIdiota 2 роки тому

      @@tree427 Diving straight in is great if you don't have a particular aim. If you go in with an aim, you tend to only find the stuff you need while all these other features stay hidden. Not saying that people should forego tutorials, but I'm a big advocate for "Go in, press every button, tweak every option, see what happens!" as well.

  • @ContinuumSpanner
    @ContinuumSpanner Рік тому +1

    Makes you appreciate just how much effort goes into some of the higher quality poops...

  • @unktheunk1428
    @unktheunk1428 2 роки тому +4

    Seeing the magic behind one of my favorite art forms is really something fantastic, thanks for this

  • @SilverDragonJay
    @SilverDragonJay 2 роки тому +2

    you poor, poor bastard, no one should have to listen to JP this much, but bless you for bringing us this masterpiece. Thank you for your service to comedy.

  • @AshleySmithh
    @AshleySmithh 2 роки тому +8

    I'm new to editing and this was super insightful to see the shortcuts and stuff you use! Especially normalising the audio, I didn't even know you could do that! Your videos are hilarious man, keep killing it!

  • @dp-mason
    @dp-mason 2 роки тому +9

    While these kinds of techniques are easily spotted as fake by (hopefully) most people, I think this behind the scenes look is still great for training skepticism in people. Thanks for the laughs!

  • @metalcorehighlights8586
    @metalcorehighlights8586 2 роки тому +5

    I’ve always struggled with organizing and constructing my clips when making these types of videos. This helps a ton, and I respect you a ton for sharing it to everyone. Thank you!

  • @fripptricky5099
    @fripptricky5099 2 роки тому +4

    Genuinely, this video was incredibly insightful, not just on your process, but on some intermediate/advanced Premiere functions.

  • @pepperpillow
    @pepperpillow 2 роки тому +15

    This is a surprisingly professional tutorial. It looks and sounds like it’s right from Adobe!

  • @PleasantSludge
    @PleasantSludge 2 роки тому +4

    This video on making UA-cam Poops taught me more about Premier Pro than my entire college media arts education.

  • @galleryofrogues
    @galleryofrogues 2 роки тому +3

    This is absolutely brilliant. I’m finally trying to prepare to make my own YTP’s and watching videos like these are really motivating.

  • @mondomirth175
    @mondomirth175 2 роки тому +30

    Thanks Bart, you are very tall and very clever, but not just anyone can make a good YTP.

    • @noodletribunal9793
      @noodletribunal9793 Рік тому +1

      this is true, because i dont know what editing software hes using. do you know?

  • @Michniko
    @Michniko 2 роки тому +1

    Couldn't be happier that this was in my recommended, your tweets make my day.

  • @soravsgoku123
    @soravsgoku123 2 роки тому +3

    This is such a great and concise tutorial. I spent hours and hours trying to figure out how to make this stuff sound as good as possible.
    Thank you!

  • @JordyShortRibs
    @JordyShortRibs 2 роки тому +1

    Transcribing first is a great hack will definitely add that to repotoire ! Great video dude! really makes ya realise the craftsmanship in pooping

  • @Adam_Tilbrook
    @Adam_Tilbrook Рік тому +3

    You sir are an absolute comedic genius. Society needs to have a Nobel Prize for Comedy.

  • @ObsidianHunter99
    @ObsidianHunter99 Рік тому +1

    I love the breakdown of how you do it, thank you for suffering through so many of those lectures for us 💀

  • @NPCarlsson
    @NPCarlsson 2 роки тому +4

    This is really good and informative. I feel like you covered very simple techniques that a lot of people tend to overlook and made them really easy to understand. Great work!

  • @ToddReuterOutdoors
    @ToddReuterOutdoors Рік тому

    Wow. This makes me appreciate the YTP community that much more, knowing the dedication and effort that goes into each poop. Much respect!

  • @leonh4231
    @leonh4231 2 роки тому +25

    Thank you! 💙
    I‘m into YTP for so long now. Mostly, I‘ve watched german YTP (it‘s quite big here and the language makes it relatively easy I think) and english poops here and there, e.g. Michael Rosen of course.
    Always wondered how the editors do it and wished for a video tutorial. Now, a few days after discovering your great work, there it is! So maybe I‘ll try it myself some day.
    Thanks

    • @kasane1337
      @kasane1337 Рік тому

      Aber was ist passiert? Sind die Tomaten passiert?

  • @Shadenxox6
    @Shadenxox6 2 роки тому +4

    Jokes aside this was actually a really good tutorial, subbed

  • @BittaThisBittaThat
    @BittaThisBittaThat 2 роки тому +1

    Setting single button hotkeys for add edit, cut, copy and paste as well as commonly used effects such as video and audio crossfades saves an immense amount of mouse movement and time.
    I have mine set up all in close proximity on my left hand keyboard keys so save time on these movements even further.
    x - add edit
    c - cut
    v - paste
    5 - add video cross
    6 - add audio cross
    u - unlink/relink video and audio

  • @highqualitywriter
    @highqualitywriter 2 роки тому +3

    For a long time i had been wondering how is a video like this made and you answered it in yours. Kudos!

  • @Phytom
    @Phytom 2 роки тому +1

    Would be amazing if there was a feature which would analyze every word and cut it, so that you can basically just type what he should say and the programm merges the cutted words.

    • @HardwareFahrrad
      @HardwareFahrrad 2 роки тому

      there's something similar for Vegas Pro, you can find a video in English on my channel though. It's called "FitMC FINALLY gets his penis transplant | S1E30 [YTP Collaboration]"

  • @pyropulseIXXI
    @pyropulseIXXI 2 роки тому +2

    I always knew this took lots of time but damn… I respect people that can do this

  • @skitcentral.
    @skitcentral. 2 місяці тому +1

    Save AI for other projects, Save Sentence Mixing for YTPs

  • @padredelaverde
    @padredelaverde 2 роки тому +5

    Dude. Almost everyone has said it but, fucking well done. One of the best editing videos I've ever seen. I want to make my own video now.

  • @SomeIdiota
    @SomeIdiota 2 роки тому +3

    It's definitely a craft and I love to see someone taking ridiculousness seriously. Some of the best editing I have ever witnessed did not originate in Hollywood, but in someone's bedroom, all because they wanted to add a lot of flair to making it seem like an unassuming public figure was an enthusiast of poop and pee.

  • @zp944
    @zp944 9 місяців тому +1

    Wow, back in my day, I would listen to episodes in the background while doing something else. If there was a sentence that tickled my brain, I'd jot down the episode number, time stamp, and a few ideas.
    Then when I wanted to make the video, I'd repeat the process. I'd listen to the episode in the background, keeping the audio clip I already identified in mind, and letting my brain automatically "match" it to every word the same character says during the show. This all went on in the back of my mind, unconsciously. When something clicked, I'd write down the time stamp.
    During the search and find process, I'd catch other possibilities. I'd write those down in a separate section, and add that to my brain's listening list.
    The process to turn 25 minutes of source content into 3-5 minutes of back to back frankenbiting would take me about 7-9 hours, depending on if it was live action or animated.
    Your technique here opens up a whole new world of possibilities that promises to reduce that time down to a quarter, or less. If I had a tool that allowed me to search the audio track for sounds I needed, I could have made several videos a day, rather than one or two a week.
    I really like this new (to me) technique, and I think it would be very, very useful for using audio from multiple different sources to create a singular, unique final product with it's own original storyline.
    But my style was always to take one episode, maintain the continuity of the original storyline as much as possible, but wildly modify the dialog such that the beginning, middle and end are dramatically different. But still cohesive, and relatable to the original source. Just on another layer.
    I stopped making poops around 2014 when all my stuff got dmca'd and I almost lost my account. Haven't touched premiere since. But I may just get back into it again, because of your video.
    Although I do think my old school technique was essential to my style. Listening to the same source over and over and over gave me an intimate knowledge of the scene changes, the dialog, and the overall flow. I would go back and edit jokes 2-3 times, as my brain put together different possibilities. As the project grew longer, the characters and story I was "creating" also evolved, and I would need to go back and replace dialog with other clips that sounded more natural to them as a character, not just their voice.
    I feel like I would lose that if I was just searching for clips that fit together to say the first thing I thought of. It would come across as choppy, inorganic, and "fake."
    But I'm definitely interested in learning more and trying it out

  • @staomruel
    @staomruel 2 роки тому

    You sound like a person that sits through entire lectures of Pordan Jeterson on a regular basis.
    Love it, keep m coming.

  • @youruniquehandle2
    @youruniquehandle2 2 роки тому +2

    I don't think I've ever complimented an AIDS joke before but it was so funny I nearly shot tea out of my nose.

  • @nxone9903
    @nxone9903 2 роки тому +1

    I never thought I'd learn that muxh about comedy from a ytp creation process video. Awesome! Glad I subbed.

  • @MickySarge
    @MickySarge 2 роки тому +2

    Inspirational.
    Honestly, I really did enjoy this. Thanks for breaking down your process!

  • @SingularityEngine
    @SingularityEngine 2 роки тому

    I find it so fascinating how someone who are so clearly talented and knowledgeable with Premiere Pro use it extensively to make Poops. I support that.

  • @ivers1001
    @ivers1001 2 роки тому +1

    First time on the channel and you earned my sub. Very, VERY well met kind creator

  • @mayonnnnnaise
    @mayonnnnnaise 2 роки тому +1

    I just decided today that I wanted make videos like this, and this hit my algo. This is great, thanks for the tutorial.

  • @YamnayaSintash
    @YamnayaSintash 2 роки тому +2

    By far the tallest Bart I have encountered.

  • @GoldenPickaxe
    @GoldenPickaxe 2 роки тому +2

    The Adobe transcript feature is relatively new

  • @frogturtle
    @frogturtle 2 роки тому +11

    I believe we are in the midst of a poop renaissance. Recent years of goofy lectures and debates have opened the floodgates for skilled poopsters such as yourself to capitalize on a treasure trove of content.
    We have come a long way since the old days of Kajetokun. Thank you for this invaluable contribution to the YTP audience.

    • @snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777
      @snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777 2 роки тому +1

      You think this lecture is goofy?

    • @purp4168
      @purp4168 Рік тому +1

      ​@@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777The comment means Peterson's lectures or others

  • @DMMDestroyer
    @DMMDestroyer 2 роки тому +1

    Having a best friend that does these on his channel, a lot of what you spoke of has been discussed in the past. You have a good mind for it and the explanation shows.

  • @invalidation
    @invalidation 2 роки тому +1

    The first YTP I’ve seen where the speaker came off as less crazy.

  • @NeverHappened
    @NeverHappened 2 роки тому

    Lol thanks for making this vid. I always find it so hard to distort podcasts, lectures, etc. because it takes so fucking long.

  • @SlyHikari03
    @SlyHikari03 2 роки тому +3

    I wish all editing programs had a transcript function.
    It would save a lot of time for most poopers.

  • @AlexchidFlash
    @AlexchidFlash 2 роки тому +2

    Back in 2014 when I was first watching youtube poops I always wondered how people were so good at sentence mixing, and now I know one of the ways! Thanks so much for showing your method :)

  • @Multi1234ification
    @Multi1234ification 2 роки тому +2

    thanks nathan fielder

  • @7Link7
    @7Link7 2 роки тому +2

    WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS????!

  • @joseph2000117
    @joseph2000117 2 роки тому +1

    Where was this video 10 years ago. The truth has finally come to light

  • @meteorhero526
    @meteorhero526 2 роки тому +1

    My god. You do a service to your fellow human. Wonderful editing fixes

  • @kipsterlah
    @kipsterlah 2 роки тому

    just thank you. i rate this as a high level skill which is know available to the plebs thanks to a nobleman like you.

  • @leek5682
    @leek5682 Рік тому +2

    All of us have the poop inside of us, we just need help bringing it to reality

  • @MeNowDealWIthIt
    @MeNowDealWIthIt 2 роки тому +2

    I'm sad that the instructional narration for this wasn't a YTP.

  • @daikucoffee5316
    @daikucoffee5316 2 роки тому

    I love your stoic voice and process mixed with the ridiculous topic.

  • @shieldgenerator7
    @shieldgenerator7 2 роки тому +1

    wow this is actually seriously helpful, i thought it was going to be a joke

  • @Xapheus
    @Xapheus 2 роки тому +2

    This video is legitimately going to be shown in some media studies courses at universities.
    Finally, we are getting a theory of [YTP], and all these most important memetic advances of our time.

  • @c0rpz3k1tty
    @c0rpz3k1tty 8 місяців тому +1

    Your YTPs make sense compaired to the stuff these people say in the og videos.

  • @Serennekin
    @Serennekin 2 роки тому +2

    today i learned that premiere has a transcript feature that shows you all words said and when. wow. all this time i thought people were just watching hundreds of hours of content just to find the right word to make a meme. Thank you, sir, for breaking down this process 🙏

  • @Epinardscaramel
    @Epinardscaramel 2 роки тому

    Wow, that transcription tool looks amazingly useful!

  • @rootfelixfake6716
    @rootfelixfake6716 2 роки тому +4

    I've always had an issue with premiere since I use vegas and I'm used to just drag audio clips into each other to create crossfades to make them sound more natural, and this is something you can't do in premiere so this is a really helpful tutorial

  • @WalrusQuake
    @WalrusQuake Рік тому +1

    I've been making shitposts for years, and all of this is really helpful information because I've been using the same copy of Sony Vegas 13 I downloaded 9 years ago to do the exact same things

  • @solomon05032
    @solomon05032 2 роки тому +2

    You're a dman genius man, you are the one who discover rats after all

  • @GBart
    @GBart 2 роки тому

    "your willingness to pan for gold"
    This is a really good description

  • @RetroPlus
    @RetroPlus 2 роки тому +1

    Modern editing software makes it so much easier, fantastic

  • @tysonwest9338
    @tysonwest9338 2 місяці тому

    This is insanely funny and doesn't even sound like a cut

  • @evilsoup2
    @evilsoup2 2 роки тому +1

    genuinely a great video for people unfamiliar with editing

  • @ECGProductions092
    @ECGProductions092 2 роки тому +2

    How did someone make dumb meme culture sound so artful

  • @kellalizard
    @kellalizard 2 роки тому +1

    I'm sorry, it's been 28 seconds and you've already saved my life - I look for words BY HAND and scrubbing, like how the fuck didn't I know about transcribing I'm dumb as shit

  • @gummiewormproduction
    @gummiewormproduction 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks for making this. I have only edited one in the past, and your way is much more efficient. Thanks for sharing!

  • @BadJ63
    @BadJ63 2 роки тому +1

    Fantastic. Thank you so much for elaborating on your processes, not many creators do this and now I can make scathing Australian political satire!

  • @cinemachild1542
    @cinemachild1542 2 роки тому +3

    I didn't think I would've gained so much respect for the art of making YTPs after watching this

    • @bruhbbawallace
      @bruhbbawallace 2 роки тому +2

      should've been around in the olden days when there was no transcript feature like this, you just had to find the words manually

    • @ArjunTheRageGuy
      @ArjunTheRageGuy 2 роки тому

      @@bruhbbawallace If I were to make a YTP, I'll probably do that as well

  • @dakotateears3749
    @dakotateears3749 2 роки тому +1

    I had NO idea about the transcript option on Premiere Pro. I always download transcripts online and use Word for finding what I want😓

  • @uniworkhorse
    @uniworkhorse Рік тому

    As suspected, YTP is not a splurge of uncontrolled passion, rather a cold and calculated practice

  • @arvopenaali896
    @arvopenaali896 2 роки тому

    This is actually how the lecture footage is made just in reverse.

  • @angelofdestruction8914
    @angelofdestruction8914 2 роки тому +2

    I used to do this kind of stuff on my xbox and playstation to showcase bossfights and other feats. This is also reminds me of a music arranger i have on my synthesizer. You record a bit and save it and place it anywhere on your music track

  • @YourRulerKingDedede
    @YourRulerKingDedede 2 роки тому +3

    He sounds like an American “lesson in meme culture”