Same with "when will I be rubbed next" and "I went into a mall and started shooting people and I murdered five people, I paralyzed three people and brain damaged two people", and "kids drown in swimming pools"
I like the subtle comedy of "imagine if I killed a hitchhiker" being a single sentence, but "slavery is bad" being cut together from 3 different places.
"I don't like slavery for example. Slavery is bad. I actually liberated 3 of my slaves. Well, not all 3. One died." This one is so well done it sounds like hes really saying it. So fucking funny man.
Every time he changes his suit, it makes me think that he has multiple split personalities. All of them are named Penis Prager but each one is more insane than the other.
@@quantumblauthor7300thank you for giving me a moment of comfort under the “haha heehee multiple split personality eww” comment Anyway I gotta go sneeze 10+ times to rotate to the system alter who can remember to do laundry “Multiple split” “naan bread” “chai tea”
@@Lucifersfursona that's such a messed up permutation of the ways a human brain can glitch, you're awesome. If you don't understand this, please feel free to sneeze until someone does
God, I can’t stop thinking about “I hate slavery; slavery is bad. I actually liberated three of my slaves. Well, not all three: one died.” I cannot stop thinking about this.
The funniest thing about Dennis Prager is that he puts great effort into speaking in a clear and professional manner at all times, and in doing so he unknowingly makes himself perfect for UA-cam poop. He’s one of the few people you can sentence mix without needing subtitles (subtitles are sill appreciated of course, thank you Bart).
He's the perfect combination of speaking completely clearly and saying absolutely batshit insane stuff at a moderate frequency. Most Conservatives (looking at Benny Boy and Peepee Jordson) only have the latter
This YTP was so dense, I didn't dare look to the comments until it finished, for fear that I would miss some visual joke, audio tick, or triple entendre that was happening. Truly massive value for the watching dollar, Bart.
"i am not taking my antidepressants and i'm so committing suicide" "everybody dies, fuck me. bye bye, take care, see you tomorrow" wow, we are soulmates
Normal Person: Slavery is Bad. Penis Pregnant (Dennis Prager): Slavery is a good thing because we get more cotton while more Labour is made, slaves are in the Bible, and god doesnt make mistakes. So we should enslave people.
these ytps have completely neutered dennis prager and all the other guys like real threat to me, like hdgfvhgsdv ill hear one start talking on my dads phone and ill laugh a little and then remember theyre super fucked up people and wince a little. good job on making something worthwhile out of this rancid shit they spew
For some reason, very tall bart videos usually find their way onto my youtube screen right when the edible starts hitting. It's like I have some kind of stoner guardian angel looking out for me
as a YTP loving 10 year old i could never have envisioned the beautiful combination i would come to experience as an adult known as weed and YTPs that make fun of morons
I've been watching this video on a daily basis for a month and now I'm losing it at the phrase "Life is rough, life is tough, PP has had enough", amazing work mr very tall bart
Oh hell yea. I think all the Poopers should totally just go on the Prager binge. Noisepuppet and Cs188 would kill it. I'm a Floridian, and I fear for the future of my state.
Dennis getting fired has really cemented itself as one of my favorite bits. Right up there with the vase break. You managed to make Marissa Streit--someone I'd never of until I saw that bit--seem like an _ice cold_ bitch. She looks and sounds like the villain in some teen drama movie.
In some ways, making a highlight reel is a skill on its own, and the fact that you’re such a good judge of your own content and its quality is genuinely impressive.
I was listening to DaThings while doing work the other day and the tall Bart intro played and they kept making jokes about another producer being taken for that episode. It was fantastic. Fantastic Easter egg collab.
I've watched this 5 times already. I love all the YTP's, but it's still hard to listen to Jordy and Bennie. PP's voice I can listen to and hear all the words of wisdom he's been hiding in his Fartside Sh*ts.
2:43 niceville 6:16 poetry 8:48 this whole bit is funny af I definitely find the bits where there's this lead up to a punchline or random 180 line extremely funny 😂 Also gotta appreciate the right timings for jokes 👌
ngl this is probably one of my favorite ytp channels ive seen not only does the intro and outro use a song i like but all of this sounds like stuff he would genuinely say if you just have the audio
@@CognitaFlow They had a light skinned black woman explain why slavery good it teach you skill it was basically all the old tropes racists would use, 'we civilized them' 'we gave them homes and jobs' 'we taught them jeezuz'
For me it's "I love my wife, including the boyfriend she has". it doesn't even sound like it's sentence-mixed and now I really need to know the context
![[YTP] JORDAN'S LAST STAND (SUPERCUT)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ioyaZ39gV5I/mqdefault.jpg)
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"Can you imagine if I killed a hitchhiker" is one full sentence with no cuts, just so everyone's aware
Based
I can imagine that actually
Same with "when will I be rubbed next" and "I went into a mall and started shooting people and I murdered five people, I paralyzed three people and brain damaged two people", and "kids drown in swimming pools"
@@brazilianambassadordale8223 the mall one was edited
@@lugyd1xdone195 yeah probably but it was so smooth lol 😂.
I like the subtle comedy of "imagine if I killed a hitchhiker" being a single sentence, but "slavery is bad" being cut together from 3 different places.
"Trans bad, bible based" will never not be a laugh riot.
Same as Jordon's "blaming others for your problems is funny haha"
The fact he then applauds himself for saying it makes it even better.
Well done. Well done.
The entire ethics system of cons
5:12 if anyone wants the timestamp :v
"I was raised to be black, woke if you will. Not gay or straight, but a secret third thing."
I think that's just being bi
@@cheesebucket142 no
@@cheesebucket142no it's secret
@@cheesebucket142 Nope. It's a secret third thing
@@tesseract5569 Bi is the fourth thing that we all know about
"Life is rough. Life is tough. Penis Prager has had enough." I'M CRYING 😭😭💀💀
relatable
i want to take that audio and overlay it over the witch from wizard of oz's dialogue over the cauldron
Good one ☝️
*Poetry*
bars
hope his dementia gets better, he keeps forgetting that he already introduced himself.
Anyway...
He also needs to take his anti depressants. Anyways.
I hope his dementia gets worse lol
Who is this guy again?
@@pinkpuntherhis name is penis and he’s here to say that he hates trans people in a major way ❤
"I'm the damn mayor of Niceville" after proudly explaining how he went into a mall on a shooting spree. I audibly laughed
I think that was my favorite.
"I don't like slavery for example. Slavery is bad. I actually liberated 3 of my slaves. Well, not all 3. One died."
This one is so well done it sounds like hes really saying it. So fucking funny man.
I love that bit as well!
His own speech patterns leave him so open to this.
Honestly very damning that "slavery is bad" had to be sentence-mixed.
“So anyways”
1:51
“This is my fuck place.” Dingus Prager - 2023
So good
the supercut of this is extra funny because he just constantly goes "DID I SAY MY NAME YET? IM PENIS PRAGER"
Every time he changes his suit, it makes me think that he has multiple split personalities. All of them are named Penis Prager but each one is more insane than the other.
A man contains multitudes
every new suit is actually a new prager clone
He's like the 3 Jokers
@@quantumblauthor7300thank you for giving me a moment of comfort under the “haha heehee multiple split personality eww” comment
Anyway I gotta go sneeze 10+ times to rotate to the system alter who can remember to do laundry
“Multiple split” “naan bread” “chai tea”
@@Lucifersfursona that's such a messed up permutation of the ways a human brain can glitch, you're awesome. If you don't understand this, please feel free to sneeze until someone does
God, I can’t stop thinking about “I hate slavery; slavery is bad. I actually liberated three of my slaves. Well, not all three: one died.” I cannot stop thinking about this.
The funniest thing about Dennis Prager is that he puts great effort into speaking in a clear and professional manner at all times, and in doing so he unknowingly makes himself perfect for UA-cam poop. He’s one of the few people you can sentence mix without needing subtitles (subtitles are sill appreciated of course, thank you Bart).
I love it
You misspelled Penis Prager at the start there
Who’s Dennis Prager? 🤔
@@V0Y463R Penis Prager's evil twin
He's the perfect combination of speaking completely clearly and saying absolutely batshit insane stuff at a moderate frequency. Most Conservatives (looking at Benny Boy and Peepee Jordson) only have the latter
Someone once told me “here’s a fact - dennis prager should frighten you!”
And I believe it now
it's cause the baby fucking dies
Who is Dennis Prager? Is he related to Penis?
This isn't Dennis though, this is Penis.
I understood that reference 👆
POV: you like murder and you like killing people for fun, and imagining a world in which there was no murder or theft drives you mad
The fireside shats are so funny
yeah but we occasionally want a fireside shart too
The fact that he took the name FDR's talks about how government was expanding is honestly even funnier.
I had "not gay or straight, but a secret third thing" stuck in my head and couldn't remember where it came from until I rewatched this
Ah, good old Fartside Shat! Always makes for a cozy evening.
It's a shame that such a nice-sounding voice belongs to, well, him
Neocon satan himself
Right? His voice sounds genuinely nice to listen to. Such a shame it's being used for fucking Prager U.
@@Lunar_Circle Hey, at least you can hear it on the fartside shat instead
@@waosmp4 followed by *shart noise*
"I love my wife including the boyfriend " blew out my kidneys 😂
“Life is rough, life is tough PP has had enough”. Absolute bars
"Life is rough, life is tough, Penis Prager has had enough."
Bro this is the new roses are red man I'm DEAD! 💀💀💀
This YTP was so dense, I didn't dare look to the comments until it finished, for fear that I would miss some visual joke, audio tick, or triple entendre that was happening. Truly massive value for the watching dollar, Bart.
I pause midway through for tea and browse comments while sipping and sensibly chuckling. It's the proper way to experience ytp montages.
@@lumburgapaloozaperverted
Bart, you are the silver lining to the massive methane fart cloud that is PragerU. Thank you
I was hoping maybe Cs188 would someday poop Prager.
@@johngavin1175he’s the one for the joj
@@ruthie8785 100 percent satisfied
methane fart cloud😂
its a pretty thin lining now that they can legally be used in schools in florida
P Prager gets a villa in France, call it the Fartside Chateau
The fact that "I went there during sex week" isn't edited while "slavery is bad" is...
and apparently 'imagine if i killed a hitchhiker' and 'when will i be rubbed next' are also unedited
"i am not taking my antidepressants and i'm so committing suicide" "everybody dies, fuck me. bye bye, take care, see you tomorrow"
wow, we are soulmates
I love how you have to edit it to make Dennis actually say that slavery is bad.
Unremarkable
Normal Person: Slavery is Bad.
Penis Pregnant (Dennis Prager): Slavery is a good thing because we get more cotton while more Labour is made, slaves are in the Bible, and god doesnt make mistakes. So we should enslave people.
We wuz kangz and shiet
@@JackJackson-tf7jv we was masters and sheit
these ytps have completely neutered dennis prager and all the other guys like real threat to me, like hdgfvhgsdv ill hear one start talking on my dads phone and ill laugh a little and then remember theyre super fucked up people and wince a little. good job on making something worthwhile out of this rancid shit they spew
I love how he keeps re introducing himself as if hes just in an unintelligible rant and cant remember where he started or where hes going
For some reason, very tall bart videos usually find their way onto my youtube screen right when the edible starts hitting. It's like I have some kind of stoner guardian angel looking out for me
as a YTP loving 10 year old i could never have envisioned the beautiful combination i would come to experience as an adult known as weed and YTPs that make fun of morons
modern therapy
@@nostalgiatrip7331I had to read this like 5 times before I realized you're not 10 years old still lol
@@orvillesash i did the same thing (because i'm high)
@@orvillesash Are we talking actual age or mental age? It could still be accurate in a way...
Videos like this are the sole upside to Dennis Prager's existence.
lol, that's a good point xD
Nailed it
Tbh for like the whole of conservative propaganda(ig also to point out flaws but mainly YTPs)
george carlin would love your name if he were still with us all
The best reoccurring gag, is when PP has a based take, and then completely reverses it by admitting he used to do the thing he's condemning.
I love how every Dennis Prager ytp is dark and nihilistic.
It’s because he’s that sad and empty on the inside.
he's gay and suicidal
Very Tall Bart has to sit through hours of unedited footage to make these. I get it
This is like super compressed source of hyena laughing material
I'm aware that this sentence probably doesn't make any grammatical sense
@@djentlover it doesn't but i enjoyed reading it anyway
Perfect sentence. No notes.
The fact that you had to sentence mix "slavery is bad" speaks volumes about PragerU
It really does
It really does
It really does
cum bubble
It really does
"When will I be rubbed next?"
I've been watching this video on a daily basis for a month and now I'm losing it at the phrase "Life is rough, life is tough, PP has had enough", amazing work mr very tall bart
I think I'm losing it in general
SO TRUE
I'm still watching this daily AND losing it
happy new year everybody, I'm actively losing it, it's great
8:13 I love how disappointed he sounds at realizing that the viewer doesn't remember him despite how many times he introduces himself.
I need that secret third thing in my life, stat.
They should show this to kids in Florida schools now that PragerU is acceptable educational material for these children.
Oh hell yea. I think all the Poopers should totally just go on the Prager binge. Noisepuppet and Cs188 would kill it. I'm a Floridian, and I fear for the future of my state.
Florida, concerned Florida is becoming too human, has implemented Dennis
Dennis getting fired has really cemented itself as one of my favorite bits. Right up there with the vase break. You managed to make Marissa Streit--someone I'd never of until I saw that bit--seem like an _ice cold_ bitch. She looks and sounds like the villain in some teen drama movie.
Who is Dennis? Have you not been listening? He's Penis Prager.
I love a morning fartside shat with my coffee
Coffee be like that, you know
"It's the cancel culture! .. I have no proof." 🤣
That finger gun fartside shat intro was lifechanging
In some ways, making a highlight reel is a skill on its own, and the fact that you’re such a good judge of your own content and its quality is genuinely impressive.
I have not laughed this long ever. 10 minutes straight. What a masterpiece, oh my god
The absolute confidence with which “scared, daddy?” is delivered makes it stand out to me
1:46 certified cursed blunt rotation
I was listening to DaThings while doing work the other day and the tall Bart intro played and they kept making jokes about another producer being taken for that episode. It was fantastic. Fantastic Easter egg collab.
My “I have not been doing anything to my dogs” shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by the shirt
Nothing beats a good ol' Fartside Shat!
"I got physically thrown off an airplane for shooting people in the face" caught me _way_ off guard🤣
"I hate my life and there's nothing I can do about it" 👍
Too real😭
I haven't seen a ytp this entertaining in a very very long time.
literally shaking the house with laughter and obesity
"I've been blessed with obesity all my life" - same, dude
PP never disappoints. Thanks Mr.Tall.
Outstanding. This is the best YTP I’ve ever seen. I really hope he’s seen one
She just fired him for being gay, that’s blatantly illegal and he should take her to court.
Let Penis be his fabulous self! 🏳️🌈
He speaks so clearly, he was made for a format such as ytp.
I REALLY wonder if he watches himself be remix'd to hell
Umm non of this is edited.
by far the funniest ytp nonsense i've ever seen man, hilarious, thank you.
Who are you? Who are you? Who am I? Who or whom am me? Who's me? What or whom are you?
love this dude, did anyone happen to catch his name
I think it's penis Prager, maybe
dman
Pen1s prego
Sorry, can't help ya.
Bro the if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands part destroyed me. That part absolutely earned my like and sub😂
"I'm not gay or straight but a secret third thing" I'm dead!
3:53 “When will I be rubbed next? … Anyway, welcome”
Bro that part wasnt even edited😭💀 i wonder whats the context for that clip
I've watched this 5 times already. I love all the YTP's, but it's still hard to listen to Jordy and Bennie. PP's voice I can listen to and hear all the words of wisdom he's been hiding in his Fartside Sh*ts.
I fucking love the Fartside Shats. I send these to my friends all the time. Great videos!
This is by far one of the finest YTPs ive ever watched lol. The voice editting is so well done
"i like to moan. wooooooah. isnt that cute?" had me unconscious ☠️☠️☠️
maybe the fastest ive ever felt a youtube video go by, extremely entertaining stuff
6:48 I don't know why that video makes me laugh so hard but it does
2:43 niceville
6:16 poetry
8:48 this whole bit is funny af
I definitely find the bits where there's this lead up to a punchline or random 180 line extremely funny 😂
Also gotta appreciate the right timings for jokes 👌
Again this is gonna be one of the best of the best of the best UA-cam poops recently I give you props and thanks❤
"anyway I have not been doing anything to my dogs" are the words of a purely innocent man
“Who or whom am me.” Is probably the funniest things I’ve heard in awhile.
Now this is art
AI voices were a fun little toy but THIS is ART
"It's bad for you and bad for them and bad for society, other than that it's not that bad."
that killed me XD
This is the best sentence mix I have ever seen on UA-cam. This a very good example for future poopers, independently of the language.
"When will I be rubbed next?"
Brother, PREACH! ✊
This has to be one of the greatest compilations on UA-cam
LOL this is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while
This has been an awesome compilation of the *[fart-side s..t]* 👏
"I hate slavery... it's bad for them, it's and bad for you and bad for society. Other than that it's not that bad" 😆
ngl this is probably one of my favorite ytp channels ive seen
not only does the intro and outro use a song i like but all of this sounds like stuff he would genuinely say if you just have the audio
6:15-6:31
Best part of the whole damn video. This almost made me cry.
this is the only good thing to come out of denis prager's existence and you cannot prove me wrong
want to smoke? duh duh duh da duuuuh
I love that you had to edit "i hate slavery" because they literally defend slavery constantly on PU
Really?
@@CognitaFlow They had a light skinned black woman explain why slavery good it teach you skill
it was basically all the old tropes racists would use, 'we civilized them' 'we gave them homes and jobs' 'we taught them jeezuz'
@@SysOpTetoWhat the fuck
There are so many good bits here it's hard to keep track of them all.
How is "I'm the damn mayor of Niceville" an actual thing he said
For me it's "I love my wife, including the boyfriend she has". it doesn't even sound like it's sentence-mixed and now I really need to know the context
@@linus6718 I think he's reading the letters/emails that his viewers send him.
The fact you had to edit him to say ‘slavery is bad’ and ‘when will I be rubbed next, ANYWAY…’ isn’t, is rather concerning…
That laugh followed by the eyes looking down and “Hey I just shit myself what is the point of life” is fucking solid gold
not going to lie to you, but this is one of the best youtube videos ever and I am dead serious
Life is tough life is rough rhyme was great, just great
I've started watching these every time I get high and I know I'm gonna start quoting it soon god help me
famous for most hamburgers eaten really amuses me
"Veryereerererreeree,ereerererree" has got to be the quote of the year
The fact that he keeps repeating Penis Prager Farside Shat unexpectedly is killing me, I almost drowned drinking water unbeknownst to what's to come
That fart and reaction at 1:06 always gets me