That first track sounded like powernoise, actually... you should do a show on that. No sissy shit like Orphx either, I mean the real stuff like Ghoul Detail, Sutcliffe Jugend or Genocide Lolita.
@MomoTheBellyDancer i do my shit just with my phone. Fuck interfaces and everything just mic the room and you will get some cool fuckery with the room acoustics
Lol, I'm in a 3 piece noisecore band, and this is honestly hysterical..... "anal grenade" lmfao, "hitting grandma part 2".... they dont explain how much fun it is to play,audience torture is the best lol
If there's more than 1 measure of music, it's too long. This is bordering on progressive technical experimental post noisecorecore but I love it so much
I actually did something similar about 1994 when I ran my vacuum cleaner through a distortion and delay pedal then put some horrible cheap drum machines bits and growled a bit. Damn, I didn't know this was popular.
AxCx always admitted they made their stuff for trolling and lulz purposes and very often they drop hints everything is for shitposting. Then again their titles always get a laugh out of me (example: "Living Color Is My Favourite Black Metal Band" or "If You Don't Like the Village People, You're Fucking Gay").
Hello, after watching this video I went out of my way to make some noisecore tracks for fun. It has sort of evolved into something more serious for me though. Like I started using this genre as a weird way of venting out my frustrations. It works really well and is the most fun I have. Like genuinely I love doing this. Thank you for this new outlet. Edit: I’m creating my own “music” genre now. Not saying what it is. But once I finish an album under my new idea I will link it.
Hello, your videos are amazing, finally someone remembered noisecore. Here in brazil (in the northeast to be more specific) there are several noisecore bands: Eternal noise holocaust, fimose do cão, cover do restart, radiation noise (this project is the most active until today), morte lenta, bonde do loló, não tem cão que aguente e etc ...
This is one of my favourite YT series. I can't wait for future episodes of death metal, thrash metal, crossover, hardcore, so many others. You guys have inspired me with your wonderful shit posting. :D
you need to make a full ALBUM. Out of all the noise core bands I've listened to these are my favorite songs I keep re-watching this video because I really like them
AN🅐L GRANADE Bli venn nå! - Track list 7:33 - Track 1 - AllThatNoiseNoiseNoise 7:57 - Track 2 - Ear Stabbed Murder 8:10 - Track 3 - Died By Sperm Death 8:32 - Track 4 - Jazzed My Adam Pants 8:56 - Track 5 - Dead Horse In A Jar 9:12 - Track 6 - Crushed By Elephants At The Petting Zoo 9:31 - Track 7 - Time Of Death: TODAY 10:05 - Track 8 - nOISEnOICEnOIZE Really looking forward to the next album 'Death Of A Thousand Fetuses'. I've heard from a reliable source some really good things about the song 'Hitting Grandma Part Two' ... which I guess is a followup to a live-only song since I can't find part one anywhere.
Funny, I started my band "Womb Eater" a few weeks ago just before I was recommended this video. It's not exactly Noisecore, but it's 100% blast beats and terrible mixing. Guess there's no such thing as an original idea.
I used to know a guy, back in like 2009 that would listen to, what I think was this genre, on a cassette tape in his 80’s Oldsmobile. It just sounded like static and noise to me at the time.
I spend a year working on an album, obsessing over every detail. My friend bought one copy, mostly because I bought his book the year before. Some randos scream and fart into a phone and get bookings. Yeah, s'fine.
The noise scene late 80s early nineties had more substance. More sonic art 10+ minute movements in and hour long performance but us old timers had stamina.
Great Video! I just have one correction Noise Rock and Noise Core are 2 different things. Japan is famous for its noise rock scene, not its noisecore scene. Check out Boredoms for an example.
Really enjoying what your tutorials are doing and sounding like. You put comedy in with actually helpful tips. Keep up the great work you’re very talented too btw. Best
Thank you, thank you Pagefire, through you and strange youtube algorithms i found "V/A - Noise Against The Machine 7, 1995 - Noisecore compilation FULL ALBUM" and my new favorite "Groinchurn - Sixtimesnine (1997) Full Album" - awesome - just bought the albums - tank you Pagefire. I think i need new speakers in my car they, after all this music they are giving up on me ;)
How to ACTUALLY make noisecore: Step 1:grab a blender Step 2:record it Step 3:add a bunch of distortion Step 4:scream like your leg is getting cut off Step 5:add a sample of a bulldozer Step 6:add distortion There you go!
So after some googling, I now know that >30 does not mean "Less than 30", but what do you expect from me? I'm a musician, not a rocket scientist.
Maybe do mathcore next, it might help
Also great work man, really love those videos
Hi, can you make "how to SDBM" video? That will be a great!
How to make Sludgegrind
That first track sounded like powernoise, actually... you should do a show on that. No sissy shit like Orphx either, I mean the real stuff like Ghoul Detail, Sutcliffe Jugend or Genocide Lolita.
I believe the term is rocket surgeon.
Anal Grenade is my favorite Grindcore, goregrind, noisecore band.
Anal Granade ftfy
What else can they do
Mine is Machetazo
@@tyronescringeheaven1120 also tarshcore hardcore and hopefully for the memes crunkcore
Anal Grenade is my life after eating blood sausage and lentils.
As a noisecore musician: Your Production Quality is too good.
Wait did you just say MUSICIAN??
@MomoTheBellyDancer i do my shit just with my phone. Fuck interfaces and everything just mic the room and you will get some cool fuckery with the room acoustics
MomoTheBellyDancer fuck Nokia, I record into a *fucking TELEGRAM*
Lol, I'm in a 3 piece noisecore band, and this is honestly hysterical..... "anal grenade" lmfao, "hitting grandma part 2".... they dont explain how much fun it is to play,audience torture is the best lol
Bro so am I! Wanna collab? :0
Crushed By Elephants At The Petting Zoo is the Stairway to Heaven of Noisecore. There. I said it.
went thru the comments to find this comment and make sure i wasnt the only one
I legit started headbanging to that one
Oh good, it wasn't just me.
It needed about 13.5 more seconds of song.
I 100% agree tbh
I love your high effort shitposting!
I love this series. Every 'how to' is a unique treasure
I want one for every genre of music.
If you like this, check out FrankJavCee.
Yeah "how to" is great series. :)
Couldn't agree more 🤘🖤🤘💯
If there's more than 1 measure of music, it's too long. This is bordering on progressive technical experimental post noisecorecore but I love it so much
I hate it when I accidentally make new genres.
Noisecore musicians don't even know what a measure is (as I do)
Did you mean: "1 bar"?
Honestly probably some of the most listenable noisecore I've ever heard.
Thats an incredibly rude thing to say.
WiSpKing Just being honest, some of his songs sounded like they had actual RIFFS. What is this, glam metal?
You must get that a lot, huh? @@wkingston1248
I think you're a musical genius and this series is hillarious
10:00 DiD YouU JusT PLay THE LICK??
HE ABSOLUTELY DID
Absolute mad lad
I searched for this comment the moment I heard it
Brilliant
They call him Anal Neely now.
I think Dead Horse in a Jar was my fav song. You could really hear the emotion in that one.
Dead Horse 'Peaceful Death...' is a must album to own. Trust me.
mlp cumjar
I actually did something similar about 1994 when I ran my vacuum cleaner through a distortion and delay pedal then put some horrible cheap drum machines bits and growled a bit. Damn, I didn't know this was popular.
Idk bro that sounds more like Blackgaze
Nagy Kristóf? Magyarok ide!
As someone who makes harsh noise, this is accurate
I see that uniform logo
Split tape lol
Split tape >.>
@Adolf Stalin Agonist, and a few other projects
@Adolf Stalin hell yeah dude
I remember in like, 2017, I was somewhat involved in the noisecore scene and put out a few EPs. As you can imagine, the entire scene is a shitpost.
Nice
AxCx always admitted they made their stuff for trolling and lulz purposes and very often they drop hints everything is for shitposting. Then again their titles always get a laugh out of me (example: "Living Color Is My Favourite Black Metal Band" or "If You Don't Like the Village People, You're Fucking Gay").
What's the artist name?
When are we gonna get a slam video?
I agree with this
Pls, i Love slam
slam police won’t allow such crimes to be 👮🏻♂️committed
Yes.. A SLAM video!
We want something that jhofffilms failed to do...How to make Pornogrind. Pagefire can do it!
Good job making my vocals less understandable..
Hey Jason, stop cupping the mike, dumbass! xD
Cupping the mic is a prime skill in Noisecore. Very few are able to master it.
#glennfrickersworstnightmare ^_^
With the inclusion of "the *_l i c c_* ", this is already more musical than every [...]core song I've ever heared
tfw you've never listend to any core song
yeah everyone knows music theory is absent from mathcore
@@badslorp thank you, finally someone gets it
The Giant Steps midi in the mix is actually the scariest thing I've ever heard
Dude you’re amazing! You should do a Crust Punk tutorial next! 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
I second this
3
YYESSSS!!! WE NEES THIS!!!
Please do!
Great idea
Stoner metal please
Koffie Verslaafde Lekker bakkie
My favorite metal subgenre
how to sludge
DO EEEEEETTTTTT
Sludge Doom Metal, he should make it
"Total Nonesense"
Shows Paul Joseph Watson
*Nice*
I think you mean *noice*
But yes.
@@livedandletdie Definitely didn't come here to talk about politics, that's why you replied to a comment about it from 2 months ago lmao
I'm down to talk politics. PJW is better than a shitbrained progressive cultural marxist.
J Wigley Cultural marxism is a term invented by the Nazis :)
@@homeirotheveryfatmanwhoisa8270 Fake news and you are a liar ;)
I love how melody was trying to exist in track 4, but the noise was just like "nah, fam. not today.".
This is how non-metal listeners hear metal
Hello, after watching this video I went out of my way to make some noisecore tracks for fun. It has sort of evolved into something more serious for me though. Like I started using this genre as a weird way of venting out my frustrations. It works really well and is the most fun I have. Like genuinely I love doing this. Thank you for this new outlet.
Edit: I’m creating my own “music” genre now. Not saying what it is. But once I finish an album under my new idea I will link it.
Where's the album
Died by sperm death gets me everytime 😢 such a beautiful ballad
Hello, your videos are amazing, finally someone remembered noisecore. Here in brazil (in the northeast to be more specific) there are several noisecore bands: Eternal noise holocaust, fimose do cão, cover do restart, radiation noise (this project is the most active until today), morte lenta, bonde do loló, não tem cão que aguente e etc ...
You're automatically disqualified for putting in so much effort.
This is one of my favourite YT series. I can't wait for future episodes of death metal, thrash metal, crossover, hardcore, so many others. You guys have inspired me with your wonderful shit posting. :D
why is the final products always actually good
(the nOicE made it better)
*click * noise
And they say Metal is just noise..
In this case, they are accurate.
What a great album!! I would buy it for sure
Dr: What is the time of death?
Nurse: Today doctor
you need to make a full ALBUM. Out of all the noise core bands I've listened to these are my favorite songs I keep re-watching this video because I really like them
This is amazing
Imma sit and wait for the pornogrind how to
How'd you like it?
Haven't enjoyed UA-cam content in a while but bro your fun asf glad to have found new funny shit
Thanks to you I'm actually making a noisecore album. I fucking hate everything about it. Thank you Pagefire
Suffer with us.
"Hitting Grandma (part 2)" is the most Noisecore title I've heard..
7:32~10:00
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Loving this series dude! Can't wait to see more.
Wasn't expecting this to make me actually want to check out noisecore
I've been considering getting back into making harsh noise/power electronics for a while now. This video is inspiring. Thanks.
Finally an ASMR video I can go to sleep to
Deep Fried Blast Beats is a great noisecore bandname tho
Snapping my fingers to Dead Horse In A Jar
Howw?
I got so excited when I saw pop up on my feed. You guys are hilarious, keep up the good work!
Anal Granade tiene tanto talento que en cada disco cambia de genero, mi nueva banda favorita
I unironically love the sound of your drums, good job lol
Well, you just made my day a lot better!!! Thank you from Russia with love :)
My face when i saw your mug
AN🅐L GRANADE
Bli venn nå! - Track list
7:33 - Track 1 - AllThatNoiseNoiseNoise
7:57 - Track 2 - Ear Stabbed Murder
8:10 - Track 3 - Died By Sperm Death
8:32 - Track 4 - Jazzed My Adam Pants
8:56 - Track 5 - Dead Horse In A Jar
9:12 - Track 6 - Crushed By Elephants At The Petting Zoo
9:31 - Track 7 - Time Of Death: TODAY
10:05 - Track 8 - nOISEnOICEnOIZE
Really looking forward to the next album 'Death Of A Thousand Fetuses'.
I've heard from a reliable source some really good things about the song 'Hitting Grandma Part Two' ... which I guess is a followup to a live-only song since I can't find part one anywhere.
I just love your channel. This self made upright goofness brings me back to the golden times of youtube somewhere in the 2000s.
Funny, I started my band "Womb Eater" a few weeks ago just before I was recommended this video. It's not exactly Noisecore, but it's 100% blast beats and terrible mixing. Guess there's no such thing as an original idea.
Keep Going ! Good for you !
I used to know a guy, back in like 2009 that would listen to, what I think was this genre, on a cassette tape in his 80’s Oldsmobile. It just sounded like static and noise to me at the time.
I know nothing about music, but I know I love this series. 🤟🏻🖤
When this is a joke but the tracks actually bang.
this is what metal sounds like to non metal listeners
Your videos help me identify what bands I am actually listening to and questioning what their actual genres are. Thank you. 🧘♂️
YOU HAVE TO MAKE GORENOISE TOO!!! :-D
Yesss
Gorenoise ?? I love goregrind but never heard of gorenoise
GoreNoise...
It will be good!
GoreNoise = GoreGrind + Harsh Noise.
@@nikivalfi226 gorenoise = goregrind+noisecore
@@yarik-1732
I don't agree.
You aren't right.
The dishwasher effect was creative. Good stuff!
I spend a year working on an album, obsessing over every detail. My friend bought one copy, mostly because I bought his book the year before.
Some randos scream and fart into a phone and get bookings.
Yeah, s'fine.
damn this is so legit
the leak blended so well, that's a masterpiece, sir, my hat's off to you
“Noice”
Sir you deserve more subs. YOU GOT ONE FROM ME
waytootentacool I just subbed as well. These videos are entertaining as hell.
this series is pure fire
is it bad that i genuinely enjoy the music
Nah it's fine, I mean I enjoy gorenoise
I love this series so much, I hope they keep it going :))
I love your usage of Michael Rosen memes
I love this so much omfg, dead horse in a jar is my fav
Do gorenoise or cybergrind next :D
Do those actually exist?
@@boxtube6533 yeah. i fucking love cybergrind
Lost Places Tour cybergrind? Is that like grindcore but with keyboards and synths instead lol
@@kayeplaguedoc9054 In addition to, not instead of. But basically, yes
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Jazzed my Adam Pants is an actual masterpiece.
As someone in a noisecore band, this is accurate.
Congratulations, you have a full album !
Though noisecore was just old black metal demos. Huh, the more you know.
The noise scene late 80s early nineties had more substance. More sonic art 10+ minute movements in and hour long performance but us old timers had stamina.
This series is pure gold
Yo those 8 tracks you recorded low key SLAP BOI
This noisecore thing is pretty cool. it's definitely gonna take off.
Great Video! I just have one correction Noise Rock and Noise Core are 2 different things. Japan is famous for its noise rock scene, not its noisecore scene. Check out Boredoms for an example.
boris is noise rock too right?
@@czar2977 Boris is everything from pop to noise
This guy deserves a million subscriptions. These videos are amazing
"if you think you're worthless, check out organ prices at the black market."
me: well, i did 😁
Really enjoying what your tutorials are doing and sounding like. You put comedy in with actually helpful tips. Keep up the great work you’re very talented too btw. Best
How isn't You Suffer a meme yet?
It was years ago
I'm glad I stumbled across you guys' channel. Absolutely humorous, and painfully true as well! 😆😆😆😆
How to make cybergrind?
Thank you, thank you Pagefire, through you and strange youtube algorithms i found "V/A - Noise Against The Machine 7, 1995 - Noisecore compilation FULL ALBUM" and my new favorite "Groinchurn - Sixtimesnine (1997) Full Album" - awesome - just bought the albums - tank you Pagefire. I think i need new speakers in my car they, after all this music they are giving up on me ;)
Has Anal Grenade set up their U.S. tour yet? Make sure to come to Chattanooga, we can probably get you booked at Ziggy's.
I love it. I dig noise in general and this is just delightful.
Brb starting a band now that will only consist of me
I just wanna say thank you, Because of this video i have much friend and started my own Noisecore///Gorenoise and Other Noise Project.
Noisecore ASMR
How to ACTUALLY make noisecore:
Step 1:grab a blender
Step 2:record it
Step 3:add a bunch of distortion
Step 4:scream like your leg is getting cut off
Step 5:add a sample of a bulldozer
Step 6:add distortion
There you go!
*screams incoherently
I love these kind of videos so much!!!!
10:01 The *L i c c*
Those songs were so good!
Is this clarinet sample or something like that a common thing in noisecore
If yes I'm sold
Okay but this actually slaps
This guy deserves a million subscriptions. These videos are amazing. Also 10:00: WAS THAT THE LICK!!!
This goes crazy actually
my ears are bleeding... i love it! ...and still better than the new Rammstein Album...