Of course it has to be seen in japan they also made the largest ship in the world and the largest warships in the worlds no wonder why they saw big sea creature when they also make one of the biggest ship
I, myself have never succumbed to any existing theory expounded by anyone who has done a scientific study, that you have to: GROW UP AND ACT YOUR AGE! Seriously though, at 58 I can vouch for living a life that contains 'infantile humour'; I think due to having some mental health issues, a sense of humour has always been on the outside of myself, so I DON'T have to deal with what is going on inside. As a parting shot I feel compelled to tell the World..... ..... FARTS REALLY ARE FUNNY!!!! 🤗❤️😷👋😳💨💨💨💨💩
@Hannah Meecham 5 consider the curious case of Benjamin Button (minus the physical adaptations).... you may stand a reasonable chance of emotionally 'immaturing' as you get older :)
@TloV EnnE yeah he's a prime example of the adult human male😍 I feel like he'd be more interested in me than you tho. He's got super straight vibes 🧡🖤 could be wrong hope not. He's a total babe🤤 And intelligent asf😏 so alpha. I'd read ANY book he recommended.
@@icyice8174 If you face the reality of all the animals having been on Earth during man's existence, not millions of years before, than the legends of "monsters" like these and dragons aren't so far-fetched as evolutionists believe. Every culture has legends/myths that describe what we call today "dinosaurs". More than likely, that's due to having seen them in person.
*Homer:* ... but she had 12 tentacles for legs! *Some Greek dude:* That's wild. Alrig- *Homer:* And a cat's tail! *Some Greek dude:* Uhh... sure? So anyway, what did she- *Homer:* I'm not done yet! She had 6 dogs heads around her waist and 6 loooong necks with human heads... *Some Greek dude:* I'm kinda losing the mental image here... *Homer:* WITH SHARK TEETH!
@@RecklessGenesis .Luckily I'm not an expert on drugs. unfortunately what it can do to people. I've seen that enough. and it was just a joke. don't take everything so seriously.
The legend of the Kraken was always something my Dad liked to talk about, saying we didn't know half of what was in our oceans. It was so cool to watch the Giant Squid Documentary ,with real photographic evidence of its existence; before he died. My Dad was a bit like Thoughty 2 ( but way cooler)! He always had a brain full of fascinating information ,on expansive amounts of various topics, and he told a fantastic story! Now all i have is thoughty2.......ty sir, I love your vids!
Imagine being a 17th century sailor, coming up on a giant squid 40+ feet long, dying but still alive floating on the surface, and it’s tentacles lazily grip the hull of the ship. I’d be freaking the fuck out, throwing the cats at it.
I watch these because it feels like I have a British teacher who's actually interested in the subject they talk about. Makes it even more enjoyable to learn new stuff
Huh it reminds me of how a teacher in school tried to make geology and the core of the Earth more interesting by having us kids design and draw their own unique alien who would be journeying the the centre of the Earth. "And now your alien is passing from the mantle to the core. The shields on his ship must be on high to protect him from the heat." It worked a charm on me.
As far as I'm concerned, the oarfish IS a sea serpent, even though it's a fish! Fabulous creatures! And I definitely see the giant and colossal squid as kraken. Even if there is no larger species in the ocean, I consider these big enough to qualify! Great video, as always!
I’d rather have the original narrator do a damn commercial than a complete change in volume and shock. It’s gonna happen, so that’s the lesser of two evils.
Fun fact. It was thought in the past that giant squids could reach 40, or even 60 meters in length, based on the size of scars found on sperm whales. However, it is now understood that those large scars were made by normal size squids on juvenile whales, who then grew up to their adult size, correspondingly increasing the size of their scars.
As soon as we changed from sail to noisy engine-driven seagoing vessels, the sightings of large unidentified sea creatures started to dwindle. I think the noise from the engines scares them off. That and the sheer volume of traffic combined with all the modern-day pollutants wouldn't have helped either.
Drives them off? I remember reading something that the noise we make literally drills holes in squids heads! Apparently our noise pollution screws with alot of marine stuff.
@@BritishFrenchman "Now a new study found that squid, octopus and cuttlefish exhibited massive acoustic trauma in the form of severe lesions in their auditory structures following exposure to low frequency sound." Although not so new news anymore as that article is from 2011.
I think that Giant Squid is the most likely candidate on Kraken monster :D Squids can be pretty agressive, they fight with other predators (like sperm whales), they even attack people (even small ones can attack human if you're in the wrong place). They are clever enough to learn some behavior, so if there was very huge giant squid few centuries ago (it's possible without intensive fishing and polution like these days) and it maybe happened to be close when some ship sanked and fed on drowning people, so it learned that ships are great lunch boxes. So maybe it actually caused ships to sink, but it moved around most used ship trails in the ocean and fed on people who were unlucky and crashed with their ships. There was so much of ship transport around the world, battles on the sea, goods and food transportation, exploration, traveling and also fishing, so with this much traffic over many centuries is likely there were some animals who used it as oportunity to get easy meal.
Finally, been wondering when someone's gonna talk shop. Just because we know it's Latin classification doesn't mean some 35ft sea serpent becomes a tame herring...
@@the3rd210 definitely! and there's no way the Kraken wasn't real! a Colossal and a Giant making a natural hybrid in the wild is totally believable. Certain (rather common, unfortunately) spiders do it. In North Carolina, there are hybrid Widow/Recluses!
@@ike789125 just because two things can mate doesn’t mean any two things can lol Also I found no evidence of those 2 spiders being able to do that anyways, I find that quite interesting so if you have evidence please link it
@@jwilker94 (regarding the spiders) i get the skepticism but honestly the only thing i could say is that while station at Lejeune around 2010; we got a notice that this was happening and we were all immediately issued tents so the marines wouldnt be sleeping on the ground while in the field
When I was a child, I remember there was one in the natural science museum in my city, preserved in a formaldehyde tank. It terrifies me as much as it fascinates me.
We have explored less than 75% of the ocean and the Octopus being one of the most intelligent sea creatures discovered to date able to memorise 1000s of man made mazes and repeat them instantly even out of sequence; yeh there is a very good chance of a yet undiscovered species is very possible, the reason they are less seen today is motor engines on boats as a working dive guide I personally saw a massive increase in marine life during the COVID lockdowns due to far less boat traffic and no jet skis the scourge of Larnaca Bay. Great vid keep up the good work.
When they say 75% of the ocean hasn't been discovered, they mean people haven't been to that exact location, but almost all of the ocean has been scanned via satellite, so the ocean isn't as much of a mystery as you'd think
If you think about it, those old ships were not of particularly large size. A giant squid of sufficient size could reach up and pull down the bow, thus swamping it, thinking it was attacking a whale. Just a thought for Thoughty2.
The myth of the mermaid stretches so far and wide. In Southern Africa, when a “mermaid” supposedly takes you to the depths, you emerge as a powerful shaman with mystic powers.
Well as there are bad human n good human ..bad evil and good evil there out to have vegetarian and non vegetarian mermaid n good and bad mermaid.. now it's all on your luck which mermaid u come across hehe
Maybe that myth started when someone had a near death experience almost drowning. And as most movie tropes go, surviving near death experiences let you see the undead. Maybe that myth could be explained by another myth?
you have to drowned your self to get magic powers. the rest of us need to stay a virgin for about 30years. though in some parts of the world you need to sacrifice one.
I mean since dinosaurs existed, and whales are massive af. Is it so hard to believe the kraken could exist? People might have different interpretations of it. I mean giant squids are real s 🐙 there are crazy stuff in the ocean. Maybe they were giant squids lol
Or colossal squid 🐙 "Colossal squid live in the Southern Ocean near Antarctica, and it was not until 1981 when the first whole animal was found. It was captured by a trawler near the coast of Antarctica"
I remember being a kid imagining of a giant squid. Especially when scars where found on sperm whales of the battles they had with their pray. Then.... As a teenager I got to see evidence of these once thought of "non-existing creatures" which gave me a spark back of creativity for exploration and imaging the things yet to discover is still constant possibility. The universe and biological life alongside geologically amazing areas/mixed with the ever possible chance of discovering ancient human treasures..... This is what makes life so amazing.
Mostlikely, any "sea serpents" reported over the years have been the terrifying oarfish! terrifying because it's about as long as cited sightings have said, and it's face is nightmare fuel!
Just thinking we only discovered about 10% or so is fascinating let alone what else lurks in the dark .. just as long as it's not reaper leviathans hehe
@@jellystickyslime9681 well not in the deep as evry lunatic i saw on the internet WecAnNoT gO that deep in the OcEan which is false also the leviathan nver was a creature it comes from biblical creation myths... it doesn't take much research really first exactly mentioned as leviathan in the apocrific writings in the book of enoch sacred-texts.com/bib/boe/boe063.htm there....
Yes it's called the colossal squid, It's just that the longer a story has been around the more it gets exaggerated because people would forget the details then other people would come and fill in those details with their own imagination. Mokele-mbembe is a good example of this, Tray the explainer goes into depth about it.
No, but my friend did star in Pirates of the Caribbean while Davy Jones's crew was raiding the ship for a colossal 3 seconds laying on the floor with his face sucked off.
Only one thing was missing, the story of that WWII British naval officer that got stranded on a raft with 3 shipmates. Only to be awaken by one of them being pulled down by a giant tentacle. Now that everyone was awake when the tentacle came back for 2nd they were able to fight it off. But not before leaving distinguishes scars on the officer. Photos exist of the officers many decades later still having the scars.
If the Krakken does exist, it is hanging out with Catulu in deep sea waters only coming up for air every so often when the coast is clear. Considering the Krakken is sensitive to passing ships to sink them pulling them to the bottom of the ocean, naturally that means, it has keen senses of sonar and a brain. Meaning it learned from the past and because of its sensing abilities of underwater sonar, it likely plays it safe, hides when submarines pass sensing them before they pass by. Probably looks like a beautiful underwater pink blue covered in algae plant flower thing when they do.
This dude cracks me up! I absolutely love your videos! There's so educational and informative, but every now and then you throw in a pun or two that just hits on a whole other level! Keep on doing your thing man, I'm loving it!
My tip is that the legends of the Kraken come from a mixture of collossal squid carcasses being dragged up from the bottom of the ocean where they usually reside, by spermwhales, which they fight sometimes... and, well... whale ding dongs. They're pretty damn huge, pink, look like tentacles and whales for some reason like to stick them out of the water... People probably found pieces of a collossal squids that fought a spermwhale and lost, either drifting in the ocean, or on the beach, pieced that together with sightings of whales, and just though "It must have been a giant creature with tentacles that was about to attack us!"
What’s cool about the oar Fish being a monster is they are rarely seen outside of the open depths and when they are seen it’s due to seismic activity in the deep ocean. In Japan they were known as an omen for earthquakes and floods because they will often be seen a few days before an earthquake
Love the videos (and that 'stache!). I've only found them recently and I'm dreading the day when I catch up to production. One teensy little correction though. Residents of Newfoundland pronounce it as "NEW-fin-land" or even "NEW-fin-lan" not "new-FOUND-land". I know it's spelled that way, but, much like Worcestershire, it's not pronounced the way it's spelled ;) Thanks again for all the videos. They've helped me maintain my sanity and sense of humour as I transition to WFH.
I am only used to seeing little octupus and squid in jars. I was amazed this week at a market when a fish seller picked up a whole octupus to weigh it. I cant objectively assess its size but it seemed huge, its suckers were most impressive. The price weighed in as well and the shopper declined.
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Hey I do exist lol jk
Hi Arron can you make a video about d vitamins from the sun and the science in how it works for us humans? Thnx
As a Kraken myself, I can confirm that they are real. Me and my mates go and have fish and ships on Friday's, after a long day of work.
Well Said
I knew it!! May you live long..💝🙏🏽💝
What does your work consist of?
Fish and ship's lmaooo
@@MystFox1314 eating fish probably
The Kraken is still friendlier than the Karen.
Karen was yelling at me the other day throughout the entirety of target, these people need to RELAX
Sir, you win the Internet today. Medallion in mail
wish I was as funny as you
ua-cam.com/video/jwFBH9G6JaE/v-deo.html
agreed
"Giant squid."
"Never been seen alive."
"Until Japan."
Of course, it has to be Japan.
It has always been in Japan.
But the kraken came before Godzilla
@@Ob1tuber who the fuck mentioned Godzilla in this
@@Toasteeei Japan, Godzilla, making a connection
Of course it has to be seen in japan they also made the largest ship in the world and the largest warships in the worlds no wonder why they saw big sea creature when they also make one of the biggest ship
Him: “we’re all responsible adults here”
All 15-19 year olds: we have been summoned
Yes, how did you know mate ?
Hahahaha
You could crank that down to 13. "Teenager" is the age of discovery of the ACTUAL real world for most individuals.
I'm 26, and giggled at the words.
@Captain Bruh Exactly my guy. But you start learning things about how shit works even before, and by the time you're an adult you "get it".
Thoughty2 ''We're all mature adults here''.
Me: 52 years old and made me a whole life from displaying infantile and immature behaviour
hehe
I, myself have never succumbed to any existing theory expounded by anyone who has done a scientific study, that you have to: GROW UP AND ACT YOUR AGE! Seriously though, at 58 I can vouch for living a life that contains 'infantile humour'; I think due to having some mental health issues, a sense of humour has always been on the outside of myself, so I DON'T have to deal with what is going on inside.
As a parting shot I feel compelled to tell the World.....
..... FARTS REALLY ARE FUNNY!!!!
🤗❤️😷👋😳💨💨💨💨💩
Same here, except I'm 54. Lol. People either love me or loathe me. And I've always been happy with the mix.......Cheers mate
@@stevenbender66 same for me, lol. But im 62😅
@Hannah Meecham 5 consider the curious case of Benjamin Button (minus the physical adaptations).... you may stand a reasonable chance of emotionally 'immaturing' as you get older :)
"The chodes of the squid world, if you will."
No. I will absolutely not.
I like how Thoughty2 looks like he could be an officer in the WW1 era British Army
@UA-camhasaids true
I know right😂 I love it
@TloV EnnE a most esteemed gentleman officer you mean
@TloV EnnE Why, you interested? He IS a very attractive male I wouldnt blame you😏
@TloV EnnE yeah he's a prime example of the adult human male😍 I feel like he'd be more interested in me than you tho. He's got super straight vibes 🧡🖤 could be wrong hope not. He's a total babe🤤
And intelligent asf😏 so alpha. I'd read ANY book he recommended.
"we're all adults here"
me, a 15 year old who laughs at funny noises: yes, yes we are.
Me an 18 almost 19 year old who does the same
16 year old gang 🤙🏼
At 60 I find weird bodily noises hilarious
I turn 14 tomorrow but yes we’re all adults.
I'm 25 and still laugh at silly noises
There might also be so-called "extinct" creatures out there. Cetus as a dolphin with a hound's head sounds a lot like a mosasaur to me.
And when you get rid of the "millions of years ago" nonsense of the evolutionary cult, it actually fits the timeline.
@@jaythor70 what you on about mate
@@icyice8174 If you face the reality of all the animals having been on Earth during man's existence, not millions of years before, than the legends of "monsters" like these and dragons aren't so far-fetched as evolutionists believe. Every culture has legends/myths that describe what we call today "dinosaurs". More than likely, that's due to having seen them in person.
@@jaythor70 💀
@@jaythor70 what? The way you are wording stuff is hurting my brain!
“I *JIZZ* can’t handle infantile humor”
Ayo😂
I was jizz gonna ask if no one was gonna talk about this. 🤣
Or if I'm the only infantile one here 😅
That shit about took me outta my chair lmao
Doh...
That joke was definitely a LOAD off...
*Homer:* ... but she had 12 tentacles for legs!
*Some Greek dude:* That's wild. Alrig-
*Homer:* And a cat's tail!
*Some Greek dude:* Uhh... sure? So anyway, what did she-
*Homer:* I'm not done yet! She had 6 dogs heads around her waist and 6 loooong necks with human heads...
*Some Greek dude:* I'm kinda losing the mental image here...
*Homer:* WITH SHARK TEETH!
Then moe said "barney caught 1 yesterday homer"
@@barrysharkey696 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
this proves that the Greeks had the best weed in ancient times
@@gerarduspoppel2831 Weed doesnt do that , but ok . noob
@@RecklessGenesis .Luckily I'm not an expert on drugs. unfortunately what it can do to people. I've seen that enough. and it was just a joke. don't take everything so seriously.
I’m a minor. I’m legally required to laugh at juvenile humor.
I'd like to have Thoughty's voice as my GPS navigator. With all the wit and quips
Yaaaahhhhhsssss!!
I'd like you're comment but there 69 likes and I just can't ruin that
@@devoshin2308 lol
I'm imagining it, but also I'm imagining it with sponsor message after navigation finished
Amazon Thoughty2
I hope Krakens exist. We need more terrifying ocean creatures.
Krakens vs Karens
Said no one ever
Godzilla: show time
I'd burn every Karen to ash if I could. They are a nuisance.
Boy do I have a game for you, let me introduce you to Subnautica
“The Kraken is one of the largest beings ever imaged by man.”
H.P Lovecraft’s Azathoth: I sleep
Oh my god, underrated comment
The great leviathan is even larger. It is said to be as big as the mainland.
The legend of the Kraken was always something my Dad liked to talk about, saying we didn't know half of what was in our oceans. It was so cool to watch the Giant Squid Documentary ,with real photographic evidence of its existence; before he died. My Dad was a bit like Thoughty 2 ( but way cooler)! He always had a brain full of fascinating information ,on expansive amounts of various topics, and he told a fantastic story! Now all i have is thoughty2.......ty sir, I love your vids!
Sorry for your lost your dad sounds great
Your dad sounded dope man I try to cherish every day with my dad he's similar too always has something interesting to talk about.
You just said he’s less cool than ur dad. His self esteem man
"Eating there flesh...and no not in a nice way "
I am dead lmao
i don’t get it 🧍🏽♀️
im like nr 69
@@steviestinks8070 Like there could be a nice way
Their*
@@steviestinks8070 if you don’t get it then you’re too young to know
Does the Karen really exist?
Yes, and she wants to speak with your supervisor
Thoughty2: “we’re all responsible adults here”
16 year old me: Guess I'm an adult today
In some countries you are.
13 year old me: *haha yeah*
Lol I misread the title as “Does the Karen really exists?” and I was like bruh this Karen looks weird until I read the title again...
Plotttwist, its karen-soul
new species of karen discovered..
@@isabellemclain8323 haha, goddammit they are evolving
@@ItsJustKaya that’s fugly
@Johnny Cash Prolly went on keto diet XD
"Hey, 42 here."
"Im drinking significantly more water every day" liquor has water
Beer has all the nutrients required to sustain life. Right?
@@zachaliles nutrients yes...but you can get scurvy... you need some vitamin c.
I can’t believe my favourite UA-camr is a lumberjack who can’t pronounce microscopy.
Thank god someone noticed I was getting extremely concerned 😅
Timestamp?
Or Newfoundland.
Yeah the pronunciations are kind of off. Good thing I’m not the only one who noticed.
Crack really exists
Yes the Kraken exist...it's a very smooth spiced rum...
Preferred over Captain Morgan
@@davidduff5123 ahhhh, you know your liquor my friend...
Imagine being a 17th century sailor, coming up on a giant squid 40+ feet long, dying but still alive floating on the surface, and it’s tentacles lazily grip the hull of the ship. I’d be freaking the fuck out, throwing the cats at it.
I've heard 1 in 4 sailors died at sea. F that
"Kinda reminds me of one of my exes"
Too bad for them ladies, daring to leave such a gentleman like you, my good man!
...ladies?
@@timber72 Haha I know you’re just messing around. Gave me a good laugh.
@@timber72 Lol
i love this guy, he makes his videos entertaining and informational, but doesn't make them overly scary, i like that.
What's a kraken's favourite meal?
Fish and ships
... get lost
:)
@@mr.j1003 I’d rather not get eaten.
HA!
Is there a dad joke emoji
This man himself is a mythical creature.
I can't imagine seeing him doing what regular people do.
Simon from biographics
😂😂😂
Thoughty2 does not just _shave_ like most men, he stares contemplatively into the abyss with such strength that any excess hair.. simply falls off.
@@kevindube7096 unatural staring strength
How about bad gas and tight ass...that sucked for me.
6:10
Him:nowadays,we have a new word for sea monsters, leviathans
Subnautica players:
" multiple leviathan class lifeforms detected in your area. Are you sure what ever you are doing is worth it?"
The term Leviathan has actually been used since bible times to describe sea monsters (it's literally in the bible)
@@linkin5088 He says that in the video
@@lukeskysprinter6654 apparently I missed this
"You either start dying or get kraken"
- Cowboy Morty
_"After cunning Linnaeus . . . "_ . . . I see what you did there - subtle . . .
That one sheer genius! I’d imagine it was missed by far too many. I sincerely hope not, it’s gold!
I wish we did more research in our oceans because this stuff is absolutely amazing!
Me too but now people care more about taking over mars then the oceans we live by
@@princenoreally it's actually crazy like what if the oceans were here to prepare us for space 😂
Ironically enough we've discovered most parts of Mars and the moon than our own ocean which only 5% of it has been discovered
I watch these because it feels like I have a British teacher who's actually interested in the subject they talk about. Makes it even more enjoyable to learn new stuff
Huh it reminds me of how a teacher in school tried to make geology and the core of the Earth more interesting by having us kids design and draw their own unique alien who would be journeying the the centre of the Earth. "And now your alien is passing from the mantle to the core. The shields on his ship must be on high to protect him from the heat." It worked a charm on me.
When he said "We're all mature adults here." I was already giggeling. I'm 32
As far as I'm concerned, the oarfish IS a sea serpent, even though it's a fish! Fabulous creatures! And I definitely see the giant and colossal squid as kraken. Even if there is no larger species in the ocean, I consider these big enough to qualify! Great video, as always!
The sponsorships are getting stealthier. It straight up still looked like I was learning something lol.
😂 you did! You learned about the Fabulous App lol
@@Justin_Time1985 I didn't. Skipped 10 seconds until he put his phone down.
@@gorillaau lame
I’d rather have the original narrator do a damn commercial than a complete change in volume and shock. It’s gonna happen, so that’s the lesser of two evils.
"We haven't completed the marine PokéDex..." 😆😭😁
That got me too 😂😂
Gotcha! Kraken was caught!
gotta catch em all
Your videos are so good Thoughty2, love them! I have watched
loads so far and can't get enough
Fun fact. It was thought in the past that giant squids could reach 40, or even 60 meters in length, based on the size of scars found on sperm whales. However, it is now understood that those large scars were made by normal size squids on juvenile whales, who then grew up to their adult size, correspondingly increasing the size of their scars.
As soon as we changed from sail to noisy engine-driven seagoing vessels, the sightings of large unidentified sea creatures started to dwindle. I think the noise from the engines scares them off. That and the sheer volume of traffic combined with all the modern-day pollutants wouldn't have helped either.
Drives them off? I remember reading something that the noise we make literally drills holes in squids heads! Apparently our noise pollution screws with alot of marine stuff.
@@BritishFrenchman "Now a new study found that squid, octopus and cuttlefish exhibited massive acoustic trauma in the form of severe lesions in their auditory structures following exposure to low frequency sound." Although not so new news anymore as that article is from 2011.
whales literally get lost because they use echolocation and ships etc. distort it !
@@BritishFrenchmanSpeak for yourself
I think that Giant Squid is the most likely candidate on Kraken monster :D Squids can be pretty agressive, they fight with other predators (like sperm whales), they even attack people (even small ones can attack human if you're in the wrong place). They are clever enough to learn some behavior, so if there was very huge giant squid few centuries ago (it's possible without intensive fishing and polution like these days) and it maybe happened to be close when some ship sanked and fed on drowning people, so it learned that ships are great lunch boxes. So maybe it actually caused ships to sink, but it moved around most used ship trails in the ocean and fed on people who were unlucky and crashed with their ships. There was so much of ship transport around the world, battles on the sea, goods and food transportation, exploration, traveling and also fishing, so with this much traffic over many centuries is likely there were some animals who used it as oportunity to get easy meal.
I like how because they’re fish, they just aren’t considered monsters. FUCK THAT! Them Oarfish things just proved Sea Serpents are 100% REAL. Lol
Finally, been wondering when someone's gonna talk shop. Just because we know it's Latin classification doesn't mean some 35ft sea serpent becomes a tame herring...
@@the3rd210 thank you! 👏🏽 lol
@@the3rd210 definitely! and there's no way the Kraken wasn't real! a Colossal and a Giant making a natural hybrid in the wild is totally believable. Certain (rather common, unfortunately) spiders do it. In North Carolina, there are hybrid Widow/Recluses!
@@ike789125 just because two things can mate doesn’t mean any two things can lol
Also I found no evidence of those 2 spiders being able to do that anyways, I find that quite interesting so if you have evidence please link it
@@jwilker94 (regarding the spiders) i get the skepticism but honestly the only thing i could say is that while station at Lejeune around 2010; we got a notice that this was happening and we were all immediately issued tents so the marines wouldnt be sleeping on the ground while in the field
When I was a child, I remember there was one in the natural science museum in my city, preserved in a formaldehyde tank.
It terrifies me as much as it fascinates me.
God I would love to see how big one is in person
We have explored less than 75% of the ocean and the Octopus being one of the most intelligent sea creatures discovered to date able to memorise 1000s of man made mazes and repeat them instantly even out of sequence; yeh there is a very good chance of a yet undiscovered species is very possible, the reason they are less seen today is motor engines on boats as a working dive guide I personally saw a massive increase in marine life during the COVID lockdowns due to far less boat traffic and no jet skis the scourge of Larnaca Bay. Great vid keep up the good work.
When they say 75% of the ocean hasn't been discovered, they mean people haven't been to that exact location, but almost all of the ocean has been scanned via satellite, so the ocean isn't as much of a mystery as you'd think
@@OrnisPhotography as a working dive guide for over twenty years I beg to differ.
and I'm just supposed to believe you?
@@OrnisPhotography believe what you want, go out into the vast world and explore it’s what we do as a species.
If you think about it, those old ships were not of particularly large size. A giant squid of sufficient size could reach up and pull down the bow, thus swamping it, thinking it was attacking a whale. Just a thought for Thoughty2.
I was just thinking that. Old viking ships are not exactly known to be giants.
"the chodes of the squid world, if you will"
Well that is a sentence I never thought I would hear....
Chode means.... well it has a meaning in Hindi.
Phil McKraken. Cmon guys?
*inhales* Thoughty we need to talk, y-y-your humour is fuc-
WAIT UA-cam DON'T TELL ME OFF PLZ PLZ
Giant squid and Colossal squid are crazy . Colossal has hooks instead of suckers
The myth of the mermaid stretches so far and wide. In Southern Africa, when a “mermaid” supposedly takes you to the depths, you emerge as a powerful shaman with mystic powers.
Yep!
It happened to me.
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Twice!
Well as there are bad human n good human ..bad evil and good evil there out to have vegetarian and non vegetarian mermaid n good and bad mermaid.. now it's all on your luck which mermaid u come across hehe
Maybe that myth started when someone had a near death experience almost drowning. And as most movie tropes go, surviving near death experiences let you see the undead. Maybe that myth could be explained by another myth?
you have to drowned your self to get magic powers. the rest of us need to stay a virgin for about 30years. though in some parts of the world you need to sacrifice one.
@@psionx1 damn that's hard
I love it how he used "Colossal" and "Titan" in the same sentence.
Lord of The Pun indeed
Not just normal pun but extra erotic pun too
I feel reminding myself that almost everyone from those days were intoxicated for the better part of the day would explain a lot.
I mean since dinosaurs existed, and whales are massive af. Is it so hard to believe the kraken could exist? People might have different interpretations of it. I mean giant squids are real s 🐙 there are crazy stuff in the ocean.
Maybe they were giant squids lol
Or colossal squid 🐙
"Colossal squid live in the Southern Ocean near Antarctica, and it was not until 1981 when the first whole animal was found. It was captured by a trawler near the coast of Antarctica"
is it me or does every time he says "hey thoughty2 here" I always hear "hey forty-two here"
My tired ass read the video title as “Does the Karen really exist?” Lol I was like yes she does
The Karen is loud, obnoxious and very dangerous. She has eaten many innocent men. 😉😁
“Fabulous is more rewarding and gentle”
*glances at video saying that punishment is, in fact, better than reward*
"But most of that is just tentacle." BUT... THATS THE SCARY PART!! 😂
"Only around 10% of the true number." So you're saying there's still a chance?
lol 😂
Yes since we have only explored about 6 percent of the oceans
Thoughty2 clearly gets his vast knowledge from our lord and savior Cthulhu.
12:43 Phil McKraken. Your word play is criminally underrated.
Friends with Ben Doone I wonder?
I remember being a kid imagining of a giant squid. Especially when scars where found on sperm whales of the battles they had with their pray. Then.... As a teenager I got to see evidence of these once thought of "non-existing creatures" which gave me a spark back of creativity for exploration and imaging the things yet to discover is still constant possibility. The universe and biological life alongside geologically amazing areas/mixed with the ever possible chance of discovering ancient human treasures..... This is what makes life so amazing.
Mostlikely, any "sea serpents" reported over the years have been the terrifying oarfish! terrifying because it's about as long as cited sightings have said, and it's face is nightmare fuel!
its just a fish dude relax
Ahmd Ahmd So ya saying that you'd be perfectly fine if you saw that thing?
@@jameswarf6456 of course not! I'd be scarred for life!
@@jameswarf6456 If i am on a boat yeah if i am swimming no well i wouldnt be swiming in the middle of the ocean for no reason
I think its face looks like a parrot
Dunno if Krakens exist, but Karens certainly do, and they're scarier!
Imagine what else is on the oceans deep down where we don't know much about or it isn't explored yet...
Just thinking we only discovered about 10% or so is fascinating let alone what else lurks in the dark .. just as long as it's not reaper leviathans hehe
@@MasterFlores35 exactly my point! who knows what’s deep down there 😂
@@maggie2631 we have been in the deepest points with remote submarines and those 11 000 meters deep only small animals live not giant ones
@@maszkalman3676 yes yes because us only have explored about 10%-15% of the ocean DEFINITELY means that there are no leviathans in the ocean.
@@jellystickyslime9681 well not in the deep as evry lunatic i saw on the internet WecAnNoT gO that deep in the OcEan which is false also the leviathan nver was a creature it comes from biblical creation myths... it doesn't take much research really first exactly mentioned as leviathan in the apocrific writings in the book of enoch sacred-texts.com/bib/boe/boe063.htm there....
Yes it's called the colossal squid,
It's just that the longer a story has been around the more it gets exaggerated because people would forget the details then other people would come and fill in those details with their own imagination.
Mokele-mbembe is a good example of this, Tray the explainer goes into depth about it.
I agree.
I've never seen the word "chode" used so aptly. Well done sir 👏
A Turtle can confirm that the kraken does in fact exist
How does that work? All the flat-earth conspiracy I see that's some funny stuff
Indeed, because turtles live underwater.
Nah , that's probably untrue
@@FireStorm527 No, it's true. A sea turtle is sitting right next to me right now and they said the kraken is, in fact, real.
@Mohammad Ali I just texted my sea turtle friend. He said yeah
I dont know why but I got really excited when he mentioned the cape of good hope as I live like 15 minutes away.
I’m sorry but the horrible sea creature at 6:29 looks like Groundskeeper Willie from The Simpsons. I’m dead 💀
No, but my friend did star in Pirates of the Caribbean while Davy Jones's crew was raiding the ship for a colossal 3 seconds laying on the floor with his face sucked off.
That's super cool! Now I'll think about this comment when I watch. 😉
Phil McKraken?! 🤣
Ben Dover and Hugh Jass are just dying to collaborate with him...
And we are exploring space when there's still so much we didn't know in the sea
This man really made me watch an entire sponsor and not be bored of it
Only one thing was missing, the story of that WWII British naval officer that got stranded on a raft with 3 shipmates. Only to be awaken by one of them being pulled down by a giant tentacle. Now that everyone was awake when the tentacle came back for 2nd they were able to fight it off. But not before leaving distinguishes scars on the officer. Photos exist of the officers many decades later still having the scars.
"The Kraken is the biggest sea monster humans have imagined."
Godzilla : Hold my beer.
Cthulhu: hold my vodka.
@@olgam.333 lmfao godzilla approves
World eater snake jörmundar: Are you sure about that?
@Switchblade1013 underrated comment
If the Krakken does exist, it is hanging out with Catulu in deep sea waters only coming up for air every so often when the coast is clear.
Considering the Krakken is sensitive to passing ships to sink them pulling them to the bottom of the ocean, naturally that means, it has keen senses of sonar and a brain. Meaning it learned from the past and because of its sensing abilities of underwater sonar, it likely plays it safe, hides when submarines pass sensing them before they pass by. Probably looks like a beautiful underwater pink blue covered in algae plant flower thing when they do.
5:38 did not expect a pokemon reference 😆
"socially distance with miles of empty ocean between them" Boy does that sound familiar...
This dude cracks me up!
I absolutely love your videos! There's so educational and informative, but every now and then you throw in a pun or two that just hits on a whole other level! Keep on doing your thing man, I'm loving it!
😂😂 i swear you lowkey the funniest UA-camr ever love your channel from south Africa 🇿🇦
“Marine pokedex” lol you never disappoint
I went to the beach and tried to catch a jellyfish.
It broke out of the grab
@@OMGoobero well duh you need a pokeball
@@nuloom oh ok, ima go back out tommorow
"And no, not in a nice way." Ha ha. Took me a second.
Not many people can change my mind, but I've really changed a lot of my opinions on stuff because of you. Thank you bro! 😁
What's that little white spot on the right at 0:53?
Compression error
Aliens ?
at first, i thought the title was "does the karen really exist?"
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis------
The scariest caller for the manager
That's a more scary monster than the Kraken.
Aye, some seamen ‘ave told stories of the ol’ Karen...
Take me word for et young lad, ye don wanna ‘ear ‘em...
Me too!
My tip is that the legends of the Kraken come from a mixture of collossal squid carcasses being dragged up from the bottom of the ocean where they usually reside, by spermwhales, which they fight sometimes... and, well... whale ding dongs.
They're pretty damn huge, pink, look like tentacles and whales for some reason like to stick them out of the water...
People probably found pieces of a collossal squids that fought a spermwhale and lost, either drifting in the ocean, or on the beach, pieced that together with sightings of whales, and just though "It must have been a giant creature with tentacles that was about to attack us!"
Yes but he’s a lovely thing, he doesn’t destroy anything, he is very upset people think he is violent.
He's just a little clumsy
Ngl I read the title, “does Karens really exist?” An answer is not needed
Japan got all kinds of kraken, just gotta make sure you're well dressed... curious creatures
What’s cool about the oar Fish being a monster is they are rarely seen outside of the open depths and when they are seen it’s due to seismic activity in the deep ocean. In Japan they were known as an omen for earthquakes and floods because they will often be seen a few days before an earthquake
I am supposedly what you would call a "mature adult" but I lost it when you said "eat their flesh, and not in a nice way" 😁😁
They’re found in Seattle most nights, often on ice 🧊
I'm gonna start a petition to formally recognize Thoughty2 as the king of dry and hilarious jokes, while still learning about strange history.
"The choads of the squid world."
I'm dead.
0:20: That’s exactly what I did before I heard you say that.
Krakens may not exist, but your sailor’s tongue does! Well-played word play! 🐋😂
"Eating their flesh... and not in a nice way"
Well yeah mate
Love the videos (and that 'stache!). I've only found them recently and I'm dreading the day when I catch up to production.
One teensy little correction though. Residents of Newfoundland pronounce it as "NEW-fin-land" or even "NEW-fin-lan" not "new-FOUND-land". I know it's spelled that way, but, much like Worcestershire, it's not pronounced the way it's spelled ;)
Thanks again for all the videos. They've helped me maintain my sanity and sense of humour as I transition to WFH.
I am only used to seeing little octupus and squid in jars. I was amazed this week at a market when a fish seller picked up a whole octupus to weigh it. I cant objectively assess its size but it seemed huge, its suckers were most impressive. The price weighed in as well and the shopper declined.