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  • Опубліковано 17 жов 2022
  • BOYCOTT SCREEN SHAKE!
    Originally streamed/recorded on June 14th, 2022.
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  • @kaitoguy
    @kaitoguy Рік тому +4194

    Jerma has played at least 2,100,000 games so far. What a gamer

    • @therealkepler
      @therealkepler Рік тому +84

      2,100,000*

    • @kaitoguy
      @kaitoguy Рік тому +105

      @@therealkepler i always thought i was good at math

    • @sarahgarza1315
      @sarahgarza1315 Рік тому +89

      @@kaitoguy The edit makes this so much more funny

    • @therealkepler
      @therealkepler Рік тому +134

      @@recitationtohear Link to THIS RATIO : Thank DEEZ NUTS later

    • @kristintaylor2128
      @kristintaylor2128 Рік тому +8

      what about iready mini game

  • @nomorenames
    @nomorenames Рік тому +2158

    Insane streamer PLAYS 700,000 games STRAIGHT

    • @TheBrother34
      @TheBrother34 Рік тому +49

      IN ONE DAY, NO BATHROOM BREAKS

    • @chrispycore
      @chrispycore Рік тому +88

      he played them gay homosexual

    • @RealHumanBeing276
      @RealHumanBeing276 Рік тому +8

      for the third time

    • @miseryfell6417
      @miseryfell6417 Рік тому +14

      The Bostonian native was reportedly rushed to the emergency room and treated for severe retinal burns after he completed his demo marathon

    • @Rick586
      @Rick586 Рік тому +3

      What he lacks in height he makes up for in both grit and endurance.

  • @LazyLee
    @LazyLee Рік тому +1548

    Jerma community has doctors, lawyers, scientists, and other people at the top of their field
    and then people who think the petri dishes are pancakes

    • @we-must-live
      @we-must-live Рік тому +87

      mhm, its a real shame that second group is so, so, so loud...

    • @Nekrozmik
      @Nekrozmik Рік тому +1

      @@we-must-live yeah, fuck those lawyers

    • @trabant3060
      @trabant3060 Рік тому +37

      Agar Jelly is actually pretty tasty all things considered

    • @catsukisubaru3715
      @catsukisubaru3715 Рік тому +110

      @@we-must-live you know damn well the first group would do the same thing on purpose

    • @lemonynora
      @lemonynora Рік тому +9

      the duality of man

  • @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054
    @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054 Рік тому +1767

    I can't believe he really shoved 700,000 objects in there so far.

  • @MrLordFireDragon
    @MrLordFireDragon Рік тому +521

    Jerma's lowest ranking being 'decent' is a perfect match for his most serious punishment being a three day ban.

  • @AdamKlownzinger
    @AdamKlownzinger Рік тому +1658

    Was this the stream where he spent actually like 45 consecutive seconds staring at himself in the camera and screaming, “Why do I ACTUALLY look GOOD?!”

    • @bearman_1826
      @bearman_1826 Рік тому +109

      I can't tell if this is a joke. XD That really sounds like something he would do.

    • @franmartelli1941
      @franmartelli1941 Рік тому +152

      11:34

    • @endertails8752
      @endertails8752 Рік тому +102

      But flip the camera and he FREAKS out

    • @ouwle6618
      @ouwle6618 Рік тому +79

      @@endertails8752 Mirror world andy

    • @vangelisgru7271
      @vangelisgru7271 Рік тому +4

      @@bearman_1826 not a joke

  • @StripezTheBeast
    @StripezTheBeast Рік тому +726

    Imagine you were called in to extract a lone survivor from what looks like a massacre. You fly in with your buddies and secure the rooftop to see this bloodsoaked guy kick open the rooftop door and start heading to the chopper. Mission Success! Then he looks at *you* purposely pauses, then blows your head clean off with a shotgun. He then looks around and says "Guys, I thought he was an enemy!" What a Psycho.

  • @thelegalsystem
    @thelegalsystem Рік тому +513

    5:51 Jerma has no idea how correct he is about this. Our modern internet infrastructure is held together by popsicle sticks and gum

    • @imsorrydave9000
      @imsorrydave9000 Рік тому +6

      Elaborate

    • @thetiltedcat6167
      @thetiltedcat6167 Рік тому +54

      @@imsorrydave9000 Uncertainty with what this line of code will do. Your intention as a coder might be A) and is logical in your mind, but when you testrun the program nothing works, as H) happen. Most of a coders time will likely be spend trying to fix a “simple” code problem through online forums (I’d even wager this is the case for “pros”). Like it could work one test run and then not the second run, without you having done any big thing. If you’ve ever coded in your life or just browse r/ProgrammerHumor for 6 minutes, you’ll come across paradoxical statements. There will be a small line of code that looks out of place and is barely understandable, and the accompanying note to explain what that line does is just “don’t edit this”. It’s a simplification. Coders are generally said to be lazy. In coding things are very breakable, as in, things can just stop working because you forgot a ;. All this added together you have a program that could break with one well-intended line of code. Overly simplified.

    • @TrueFool188
      @TrueFool188 Рік тому +146

      >Dev environment looks good. I can push out my new feature
      >Passes QA testing and all my unit tests look good
      >Literally all of the team is working toward our monthly maintenance period. We get one shot a month to make this new feature go live
      >Night of the deploy. Wake up at 2:00am for the release
      >Somehow, a key personnel in DevOps, used a Personal Access Token on their build pipeline that was tied to their account
      >Their resignation date was 2 days before release and, as per policy, their account was disabled.
      > This breaks the access token
      > This causes the build pipeline to fail, which means the production release is now stalled.
      > The failure causes a cascading failure in other builds dependent on the former build
      > We have a 99.99% uptime service agreement with our customers... which means we get 52 minutes and 35 seconds of downtime... A YEAR
      > I will now be troubleshooting with a global team for the next 4 hours while PMs lose their goddamn minds
      Jerma: "FUCKING WoW! Why did they have to unplug the router RIGHT NOWWWWWW "

    • @marioman1242
      @marioman1242 Рік тому +6

      @@TrueFool188 I hope you made a regular comment with this story too because it deserves to be seen.

    • @zhilvahle1645
      @zhilvahle1645 Рік тому +6

      @@TrueFool188 cope, seethe, mald

  • @J0seph_Mother
    @J0seph_Mother Рік тому +245

    I'm 1/6 throught the video and he's played 1 game demo, very excited to see how he plays the remaining 699,999 games in less than 60 minutes

    • @YanosProductions
      @YanosProductions 9 місяців тому +4

      Why woulmdnt you just say 10 minutes into the video

    • @Markeplier23
      @Markeplier23 8 місяців тому +6

      He would have to play 11,666.6667 games per minute, or 194.444444 games per second

    • @Dennis-ud2nh
      @Dennis-ud2nh Місяць тому

      Since Jerma is in fact an entity continuum that is trivial to accomplish. "They" have assimilated millions if not billions of species already.

  • @ThatHappySniper
    @ThatHappySniper Рік тому +202

    "you'll dream you'll look like this at 36"
    this hits hard

    • @TheSwinler
      @TheSwinler Місяць тому

      As a proof of concept I thought he was 25

  • @gold_hev_suit
    @gold_hev_suit Рік тому +397

    imagine being the Flibbles Dev. getting a 5/5 for the menu sound effects, then he sings You've Got a Friend In Me and moves on

  • @ChaosTheoryDrozz
    @ChaosTheoryDrozz Рік тому +155

    Microscopic Streamer Fights Antibiotic-Resistant Bacteria FISTS ONLY on a Cellular Level

  • @kiwo579
    @kiwo579 Рік тому +280

    jerma has to be the singlemost anxious and simultaneously down to earth twitch streamer

    • @SkiddlyBink
      @SkiddlyBink Рік тому +20

      his paranoid rants are more soothing than any asmr

  • @pixeldemon6173
    @pixeldemon6173 Рік тому +408

    I did the math, 700000 demos per week = roughly 1 demo per second, nonstop gaming

    • @mileshenry3867
      @mileshenry3867 Рік тому +7

      I cant tell if this is serious

    • @susgatchevmolotov6954
      @susgatchevmolotov6954 Рік тому +14

      Jerma is a certified gamer

    • @noaag
      @noaag Рік тому +63

      @@mileshenry3867 they were kidding. it's substantially more than 1 demo per second, 1.1574074074 demos every second
      what a GOD of a gamer!

  • @David9413
    @David9413 Рік тому +180

    Love how pointing their guns down, having gentle blue lights on their face, saying "watch the friendly fire" and "make sure he extracts safely" over the radio and then reassuring him that they are "going to get you out of here" in person isn't enough for Jerma to not stop, look, ask himself if they are hostile and still decide to shoot first with no sign of hostility.
    The fact that it wasn't just on sight, but walking up to them, close enough to smell their lunch, and then blasting his head off is what gets me.

    • @iCookCrystalMeth
      @iCookCrystalMeth 6 місяців тому +3

      the most refined, sophisticated bad gamer of all time

  • @nyan.binary
    @nyan.binary Рік тому +261

    I cant believe this sick individual has the audacity to have opinions

  • @halowaffle25
    @halowaffle25 Рік тому +90

    No one-guy moment this year can possibly beat Ballfondler.
    ...But "Why do your sideburns look like pubes" is a strong 2nd place.

  • @Elemtree
    @Elemtree Рік тому +365

    I almost got a heart attack seeing that title…
    I can’t believe Jerma brought back Demo Disk

    • @pesk8801
      @pesk8801 Рік тому +4

      do u have some sort of bot set up I see you everytime a new video pops up

    • @saintbobo3330
      @saintbobo3330 Рік тому

      Damn you Adam, why couldnt you just keep it in your pants?

    • @jcrosenkreuz5213
      @jcrosenkreuz5213 Рік тому +63

      No disc snap, no R34, could be better

    • @herrenturnen
      @herrenturnen Рік тому +34

      i can still hear that intro jingle in my head

    • @GenuineRage
      @GenuineRage Рік тому +34

      @@herrenturnen take me back :(

  • @freXampl
    @freXampl Рік тому +83

    Jerma really did resist the succubus. What a gamer.

  • @jayc.9968
    @jayc.9968 Рік тому +230

    Jerma and his OBS preview is the modern day equivalent to Narcissus and his mirror

    • @BigFatDonkeyDick
      @BigFatDonkeyDick Рік тому +4

      He looked in a river not a mirror

    • @INRamos13
      @INRamos13 Рік тому +20

      @@BigFatDonkeyDick thanks for the accurate mythology

    • @jcrosenkreuz5213
      @jcrosenkreuz5213 Рік тому +10

      Chat is Echo, we try to help him but only feed into his madness.

    • @SkiddlyBink
      @SkiddlyBink Рік тому +1

      budgie with a little mirror and bell

  • @JagenRay
    @JagenRay Рік тому +134

    When you're a primarily 2ndjerma viewer, seeing a video and realizing it's from a stream you actually watched live is like finding out they're releasing a movie based on that niche book you like, except that movie is actually good.

    • @quincy2376
      @quincy2376 Рік тому +12

      If the movie was always released 6 months after the book

    • @creeperhunterD
      @creeperhunterD Рік тому +5

      @@quincy2376 That's super fast for a movie adaptation tbh

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog Рік тому +4

      Each video is like *reaching for a library book, finding a container of Ben and Jerry's, eating it and discovering a dead rat at the bottom. Cue laughter and outro. Everybody laughs.* -The Watchmen

  • @oprime9361
    @oprime9361 Рік тому +75

    "I really wish you'd put your name on it, I didn't do this"
    a meaning of that being "You worked hard on this- let you be the focus of it's accomplishment"
    And it's another reason why I have an unbreakable respect for this man. Such a simple statement but very wholesome

  • @GlazeonthewickeR
    @GlazeonthewickeR Рік тому +53

    Crying laughing at the bit with the dude sprinting down the hallway with a clipboard while Jerma just waits for his game to turn back on

  • @mich4664
    @mich4664 Рік тому +49

    ill never forget i fell asleep during one of these demo streams and then woke up in a daze to him singing You Got a Friend in Me and i seriously thought i was still dreaming

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley Рік тому +27

    20:33 jerma's genuine shock and fear of the other characters weird face turning to face him is so good

  • @ineverwatched8118
    @ineverwatched8118 Рік тому +34

    Jerma streams are like Seinfeld episodes If Jerry just shot a gun at random times during the show

    • @quincy2376
      @quincy2376 Рік тому

      And if Jerry was actually funny

  • @BillyOnYouTube
    @BillyOnYouTube Рік тому +23

    11:43 Jerma realizes he can look hot if he puts in minimal effort

    • @burr69
      @burr69 Рік тому +3

      You too bill grow your hair

  • @HeisenbergTheFirst
    @HeisenbergTheFirst Рік тому +106

    Jex fest is the most invested I've been in Valve since the Steam Deck.

  • @themigtyboosh
    @themigtyboosh Рік тому +26

    Just imagining Jerma sitting in a dark room listening to the angler theme from inscryption. Holly slowly opens the door and steps into the dimly lit room, Jerma’s face only slightly being illuminated by the soft blue glow of his desktop.
    “The trapper music… the.. trapper music will never…. Never be played… not on my broadcast….” He’s mumbling over and over to himself.
    “Jeremy, sweetie, it’s been 4 days… please.. please come out of there and stop listening to that song, I miss you.. we ALL miss you” Holly pleads.
    Jeremy stares into the screen and doesn’t respond.
    “Well… can you please at least eat some of this steakum I made you?? You haven’t hardly been eating a thing” she asked as the tears began to well up.
    “Not… not on my broadcast…” he replied.
    Holly slowly walks over to the computer and sets the tray of food down in his desk next to him and as she gently kissed the side of his head, she could hear the eerie chimes of that damn “Angler theme” coming through the headphones. She brushed her hand through his hair, it hadn’t been combed or washed in what looked like weeks, Jerma didn’t even move or respond. It was as if Holly wasn’t even there. All she could hear was that damn song.. that stupid song that had taken control over him.
    Suddenly she became panicked, “JEREMY PLEASE, PLEASE JEREMY COME BACK PLEASE WAKE UP. I NEED YOU WE ALL NEED YOU”
    No response. She began to silently cry even harder and she turned her head to the screen.
    “Inscryption OST - The Angler 24hr extended version” is what it read and the same video was cued several times in a playlist.
    Holly became desperately enraged, set off into an absolute state of panic, fear and anger she grabbed Jeremy’s cat boy headset and ripped it off his head as quickly as she could. Jeremy reeled back in his chair, his head shot back and he looked up to the ceiling, his mouth agape as he screeched as loudly as he could, it was louder than any sound any human had ever made before. He began to lean back in his chair whilst still screaming until he fell back onto the floor. Holly kneeled over next to him and began smacking his face repeatedly, “Snap out of it!” She pleaded. “Snap out of it right now, Jeremy! Please!” He had just began to violently shake and convulse on the floor when finally.. he stopped….
    Jeremy laid motionless on the floor.. his eyes widened and mouth agape.. he stared at the ceiling.
    “Jeremy…?” Holly quietly whispered.
    “…Jeremy.. are.. are you back..?”
    In one sharp deep inhalation it was as if all life had been returned to our favorite streamer at that moment, in an instant he shot up sitting upright and turned to face Holly.
    “Where… where am I…?” He said with a look of pure utter confusion and worry on his face.
    “Was I streaming..? Did I have a bad stream..?” He asked his beloved.
    Holly instantly broke down into tears of joy as she wrapped her arms around her favorite compact man, sobbing uncontrollably.
    Still shocked and confused, Jeremy held her tightly as she cried into his arms. He wasn’t sure what had happened but he finally felt relief.
    He was free.
    Finally.
    Free at last.

  • @chisecrecy4974
    @chisecrecy4974 Рік тому +18

    What's funny to me is how he establishes at the beginning that a 1 is still "pretty decent" and yet he's absolutely terrified to rank any of the games he plays below a 3

  • @peperonypeperony7955
    @peperonypeperony7955 Рік тому +13

    Man, that screen shake rant got me fired up. Not because I care about screen shake (I'm ambivalent towards it) but because I strongly relate to the part where he says that he looks up "[X game] screen shake sucks" just to see if anyone else agrees. I do that constantly with games that have hit markers that can't be disabled because I absolutely despise hit markers, but apparently most people don't care. Just include options to turn off certain features (like the Cult of the Lamb devs did with screen shake). It's so easy to do and the people who do care will be extremely grateful.

  • @MaydayMatthew
    @MaydayMatthew Рік тому +119

    Sort of reminds me of that incident back in the 90's where 700,000 lives were lost, if only Jerma would've used his powers for good instead of evil

    • @kaitoguy
      @kaitoguy Рік тому

      Jerma just needs mental help 😔

    • @18754KRS
      @18754KRS Рік тому +6

      +2

    • @USBmi
      @USBmi Рік тому +7

      picrew pfp

    • @18754KRS
      @18754KRS Рік тому

      @@USBmi 🗿

    • @quaker47
      @quaker47 Рік тому

      @@USBmi you have a fucking danganropa pfp

  • @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405
    @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405 Рік тому +40

    i cant believe he just vibes to the angler song. jerma exists in a horror game. absolute psycho

  • @cookidevour
    @cookidevour Рік тому +46

    Never thought I'd see Jerma reprise his role as the "you got a friend in me" guy after like 2 decades. Enough to make a grown man cry.

  • @mrunderscorecool
    @mrunderscorecool Рік тому +14

    jermas game rating is the very definition of Star's "Jackie Chan is an 8" video

  • @JamesThompson-zu3bq
    @JamesThompson-zu3bq Рік тому +42

    This Jerma guy really likes video games!

    • @Burialofagod
      @Burialofagod Рік тому

      I hope everyone who liked this comment assumed that it was just ironic humor

  • @nikewilly8404
    @nikewilly8404 Рік тому +14

    Imagine being treated with JERMA BACTERIA

  • @BitTrip
    @BitTrip Рік тому +13

    In medieval times Jerma would be the Jewel Wizard with a bathrobe.

    • @myawsomebox
      @myawsomebox Рік тому +5

      And the Diablo 2 Paladin Scepter?

    • @BitTrip
      @BitTrip Рік тому +2

      ​@@myawsomebox Exactly! It's almost like you read my mind.

  • @erikmariano7154
    @erikmariano7154 Рік тому +14

    i love how he was so humble that he played 6,000,000 game, instead of 700,000

  • @kaizerdeath12
    @kaizerdeath12 Рік тому +10

    Jerma whips a game dev off bed at 1am so they can maintain the servers to a game he'll get bored with in 12 minutes of playing, EVERY WEEK

  • @noleyfresh460
    @noleyfresh460 Рік тому +26

    I did the thing he said at 15:30 a couple days ago after beating a Master Rank Lavasioth in Monster Hunter: World for the first time a couple days ago. Thankfully I found my confirmation bias that it sucks.

    • @carolj7191
      @carolj7191 Рік тому +3

      lavasioth sucks so bad that you're getting Active Confirmation Bias from me right now

  • @ouwle6618
    @ouwle6618 Рік тому +10

    I like how Jermas right eye sank like 1 cm under his left one right here 50:18

  • @thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727

    0/10 no frog related games to reward a 3rd grade child with

  • @bappojujubes981
    @bappojujubes981 Рік тому +14

    This is the best we can get to a new season of Funhaus' Demo Disk.

  • @rorylewis1737
    @rorylewis1737 Рік тому +8

    Did he just zurk at 0:20? Gross!

  • @k4rz43
    @k4rz43 Рік тому +7

    13:01 Jerma is literally Narcissus.

  • @JesusIsKing844
    @JesusIsKing844 Рік тому +25

    I am the one who knocks

  • @DoctorShroom
    @DoctorShroom Рік тому +8

    33:47 Hey, I dunno if anybody's ever mentioned it, but-... You can actually disable Adult Only content on Steam just to be safe. To my knowledge that's basically just the porn games, stuff with nudity and violence like The Witcher 3 are untouched, though I think there are other settings to filter that out as well.
    Your name in the top right of the Steam client (not the big letters, the small letter, up by the X and Minimize and stuff), Store Preferences, Mature Content, UNCHECK "Adult Only Sexual Content". Then just change window or tab or whatever, it should save automatically. Personally I leave the other three boxes under the Mature Content filtering thing checked.

  • @minedude33
    @minedude33 Рік тому +5

    0:20 Jerma's mask starts to slip

  • @likesc00b59
    @likesc00b59 Рік тому +3

    49:45 this whole sequence ending with the guy blowing up was so funny. I legit spit my protein shake everywhere

  • @juljasmah
    @juljasmah Рік тому +8

    this egomaniac really just stared into the camera talking about how good he looks for 2 minutes straight

  • @disco8301
    @disco8301 Рік тому +2

    38:40 "On second thought, let's not go to Camelot; it is a silly place."

  • @talippens
    @talippens Рік тому +3

    700,000 Screen Shake Experiences

  • @dukinukireal
    @dukinukireal Рік тому +7

    the sequel to 700,000 games we all needed

  • @food3037
    @food3037 Рік тому +5

    The reason so many scientists watch him is because he’s actually a lab experiment gone rouge

  • @CKDD83245
    @CKDD83245 Рік тому +9

    Do we have a peer reviewed paper link for the jerma antimicrobial resistance research?

  • @Tallermage
    @Tallermage Рік тому +17

    They're creating more Jerma clones!

  • @jaimecortesdiaz3173
    @jaimecortesdiaz3173 Рік тому

    these videos always mark the start of a new era of gaming, the upcoming 700000 games better be as good as these ones

  • @turdferguson9452
    @turdferguson9452 Рік тому +4

    That virus that kills antibiotic resistant bacteria is definitely a microbiology lab by MAYBE a college student lmao, but I love jerma’s enthusiasm

    • @INRamos13
      @INRamos13 Рік тому +2

      He's like your dad when you fix his laptop's WiFi and he talks you up with others as if you were a NASA engineer.

    • @turdferguson9452
      @turdferguson9452 Рік тому

      @@INRamos13 “Listen, this boy is a wizard with technology, you’ve never seen anything like it! Randy didn’t you say your computer was busted? Betcha my son could straighten ‘er right out”

  • @CssHDmonster
    @CssHDmonster Рік тому +7

    the 700,000 screenshakes of jerma

  • @godisgay2725
    @godisgay2725 Рік тому +1

    The trilogy we’ve all been waiting for!

  • @JacksonThornhill
    @JacksonThornhill Рік тому +2

    I’ve been playing the anger foot demo on and off for the past two weeks,it is so fun.

  • @okay-j
    @okay-j Рік тому +3

    0:20 he entered goblin mode for a sec

  • @rulingdiesout
    @rulingdiesout Рік тому +1

    Finally, the 700,000 Games Trilogy is complete

  • @ZealanTanner
    @ZealanTanner Рік тому +5

    Jerma could pass as 17 year old. I can’t believe he’s 36

  • @elijah5573
    @elijah5573 4 місяці тому +1

    jerma talking about that dude in the beginning gave me uncle bragging about his nephew vibes

  • @aquaticjesuz
    @aquaticjesuz Рік тому +4

    this was my first jerma stream :) the point of no return

  • @fl11p_96
    @fl11p_96 Рік тому +26

    god I love jerma. I just got dumped and this man is still making me laugh :')

    • @JazzXO
      @JazzXO Рік тому +14

      Chin up king, stars can't shine without a little darkness

    • @Kenyan-Karavan-Klub
      @Kenyan-Karavan-Klub Рік тому +9

      @@JazzXO ok Ster

    • @ham2413
      @ham2413 Рік тому +2

      same here man, jerma's a real treasure :')

  • @iminumst7827
    @iminumst7827 Рік тому +2

    Jerma literally plays the Angler theme song to himself, how much confirmation do we need that this man is no joke a psycho?

  • @cloy4096
    @cloy4096 Рік тому +27

    Had a fucking panic attack when I heard jerma say "oh my god he's behind me" and the noises of the monster chasing him because I got too invested into the video

  • @RedditTaskForce
    @RedditTaskForce Рік тому +4

    i think jerma's unstable isotope jerma-984 appeared at least once during the stream

  • @PikaBolaChan
    @PikaBolaChan Рік тому

    insane MAN can’t stop playing 700,000 GAMES at a TIME

  • @VintageJunior
    @VintageJunior Рік тому +3

    "I swear to god, this is like a doctor-scientist"

  • @Skippyxlxlxl
    @Skippyxlxlxl Рік тому +2

    I can't believe we got the sequel to "700,000 Games."

  • @neezduts3242
    @neezduts3242 Рік тому

    52:10 “watch your friendly fire!” *immediately blasts a friendly*

  • @chuckbatmangaming
    @chuckbatmangaming Рік тому

    I started eating breakfast like RIGHT before the foot popcorn part and I had to like stop and wait lol

  • @alos97
    @alos97 Рік тому +1

    the jerma985 community can start a society and actively sustain it

  • @SuperBrysco
    @SuperBrysco Рік тому

    Finally the return of little gems

  • @jirc
    @jirc Рік тому +1

    700,000 MORE games? Unreal. Just like Jerma.

  • @eliasrayas
    @eliasrayas Рік тому +1

    "no one will ever ever love you" made me cry laughing when i watched it live

  • @TheEpicLeopardSeal
    @TheEpicLeopardSeal Рік тому

    Even the Demo of "Susie Sheep" is so big, that Steam HQ had to fix the whole app with a toothbrush

  • @TheGreenTaco999
    @TheGreenTaco999 Рік тому

    imagine going back in time to the first 700,000 games video to tell the viewers "this is the first of at least three videos, he's going to make at least two more of these"

  • @r.javanainen8947
    @r.javanainen8947 Рік тому +1

    as an elecrician, yeah, most shit is on the brink of shutting down at any time.

  • @dumbloser666
    @dumbloser666 8 місяців тому +1

    I FEEL THE EXACT SAME WAY ABOUT SCREEN SHAKES i play destiny 2 and in some missions and public events there are massive screen shakes and when it happens my brain goes in like fight or flight mode and i cant pay attention to anything BUT the screen shaking and it get pummeled by enemies and i just run around trying to dodge them until it stops shaking and i can actually focus on the fucking game

  • @AllTheOthers
    @AllTheOthers Рік тому

    Jerma's impression of Randy Newman is top notch

  • @spacegriffin1446
    @spacegriffin1446 Рік тому +1

    it actually hurts to look at the screenshake at 1 am

  • @erikpersson9243
    @erikpersson9243 Рік тому +5

    PSYCHOTIC streamer plays 700 THOUSAND GAMES for 80 HOURS STRAIGHT

  • @deud.
    @deud. Рік тому +1

    INSANE streamer STARES at himself for HOURS, compares himself to a SURGEON

  • @LC-ng7hw
    @LC-ng7hw Рік тому +4

    Jerma should really invest in a credit card with a tap function

  • @void67214
    @void67214 Рік тому +1

    PSYCHO STREAMER locks himself in bedroom & plays MILLIONS OF GAMES, fingers turn green from HOW HARD he gamed

  • @krelekari
    @krelekari Рік тому +1

    I, for one, want the office workers to come in at 2am for server maintenance

  • @jamesd9244
    @jamesd9244 Рік тому +2

    0:20 Almost let the Demons out

  • @sharpshooter28
    @sharpshooter28 Рік тому +2

    jerma's alien came out at 0:19

  • @sheevpalps66
    @sheevpalps66 Рік тому

    57:17 My chat message made it into a Jerma video, didn't expect that

  • @tmthecat
    @tmthecat Рік тому

    Shoulda called the video "Steam Demo Day Week"

  • @Sigh95
    @Sigh95 Рік тому

    I can’t believe Jeremy died of starvation ON STREAM staring at his own face

  • @N_Stark
    @N_Stark Рік тому +6

    Can you believe that this ABSOLUTE GAMER played and JEXxed EVERY game in the existence? Truly one of the gamers in the world.

  • @VaryagFSB
    @VaryagFSB Рік тому

    700,000 games, More like 700,000 stories

  • @StrictlyDeft
    @StrictlyDeft Рік тому +1

    Jerma's ability to turn off any and all sound queues or voices from being registered in his mind are insane. He blow a poor man's head off because of this extraordinary ability.

  • @TheHogfatherInvades
    @TheHogfatherInvades Рік тому +2

    the angler never stuck out to me. the ones that stuck out to me were lonely wizard dancing and golly's theme