UpWiNdClUb MuS1C yea I noticed that too. It was funny, but I don’t remember where it’s from. I’ve heard it before in other vids though. I think it was like a twitter typo from someone famous or something.
Microwaves are a form of electromagnetic radiation with wavelengths ranging from about one meter to one millimeter; with frequencies between 300 MHz (1 m) and 300 GHz (1 mm). Different sources define different frequency ranges as microwaves; the above broad definition includes both UHF and EHF (millimeter wave) bands. A more common definition in radio engineering is the range between 1 and 100 GHz (wavelengths between 0.3 m and 3 mm). In all cases, microwaves include the entire SHF band (3 to 30 GHz, or 10 to 1 cm) at minimum. Frequencies in the microwave range are often referred to by their IEEE radar band designations: S, C, X, Ku, K, or Ka band, or by similar NATO or EU designations.
sathariel I was expecting him to just put a shitload of cayenne pepper in some water honestly. Woulda been a hilarious prank to watch when they tasted it...
The song at 4:28 is (I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone by The Monkees. That song played in episode 11 season 1 of The Monkees TV show where all the band members are in the kitchen and cooking. It's an obscure reference but a pretty groovy one.
Bore ragnarok Day of the year: 71 Consecutive BR counter: 73 Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload) Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1 Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)
We should have an episode called “CallMeKevin but I ruin it” and the whole time it’s just Kevin trying his best to make everything work properly instead of Messing up things
10:44 Pay attention this part may save lives. If you find yourself in this situation pay attention to this video's lesson Call Me Kevin Fire Saftey Tips
1. Always keep your Fire Extinguisher near a highly flammable Gas Tank 2. If a Fire Starts immediately turn on the fans to help blow the fire out 3. Try to always go towards the fire 4. Always avoid getting out instead attempt to save the dead Fish in the room
I played this game and thought, hey, if Kevin played this it would be pretty dope, "a few days later" oh wow,he did. idk why that thought crossed my mind while i played it
Honestly if i ordered tomato soup and got a bowl of chicken broth with one singular tomato in the middle i would be pissing myself laughing in the middle of the restaurant
Day 13 of asking Kevin to bring back the Comedy Night. One of the many things, I’ve learnt from Kevin, is: If you want to be a cactus, remember one simple thing: CACTI DON’T TALK! Mona Beansa, hope you’re having a lovely evening. It would be Day 62 of asking Kevin to bring back the Baking Bad. You could make Drunken Cherry cake? Just trying to get Kevin drunk here, even if he’s a thick Irish boy. (He’s read it on the internet, so don’t look that up)
Today I Am Lena hey he can't do it anymore because comedy night gas a pretty small fan base so most rooms have people that know him and that means most of the trolling and jokes don't really work
Mona Beansa I’ve been so happy for a second, seeing him in the chef uniform in the thumbnail, but then I saw the title. Anyway, our journey continues. We are on the way to 100.
I cooked professionally for 15 years, and I actually have nightmares about being this incompetent in a kitchen this broken. This game should burn in the hottest parts of hell, and Kevin, you can go there too if you ever make another video with this game. I'm seeing my therapist this afternoon. Love you x
I havent laughed at something this hard for a long time and as always really enjoyed your video so i just wanted to say thank you for the content you create and hope you will continue uploading videos for a long time because they are honestly my favourites on this whole platform.... Love from germany :D
Kevin, I had to say goodbye to my dog the other day and watching your videos makes me smile, I want to say thank you for cheering me up when I’m feeling sad :)
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“I don’t know what it is but you just got 48 grams of it.” -Drug Dealer Kevin
😂😂😂😂😂😂
You have 666 likes!
78 grams*
Does comedy count as a drug? I'll take 1/2 ounce.
he was using cayenne pepper, whoever ate that fish is gonna die
“Thyme flies when you’re having fun!”
If I wasn’t already subscribed, I would have clicked the subscribe button right there on the spot.
69th like!
@@pinkie5963CP420th like
This is just an episode of Kitchen Nightmares
Ok
Hahaha that's a good one!😂
Nino would have gotten all stars and still take a better picture than Kevin
Yeah
Where Kevin is Gorden Ramsay!
Kevin: "...My name is Kevin--
*Camera zooms on a bloody knife
Me: Ah, that is the most accurate representation of Kevin alright!
*bloody*
Whoever hires Kevin in their restaurant has clearly never watched his game of sims....
And seen what great pufferfish he makes. 10/10 Truly to die for
I'd *kill* to get one.
@Runa Digsby I'd *murder 65 people* to get one.
Breadsticks too can't forget those
@The Good Times you *killed* it
@@Fire_Heart00 fecking great breadsticks I tell you that.
If Kevin had an actual restaurant, I'd pay good money just to see what I get back
Pufferfish. Youd get pufferfish
You'd probably need a trip to the hospital from all the glass shards you'd bite into while eating your fish.
@@Manglet762 more like trip to the otherworld
Chicken broth with a tomato in it
@@turbovirgin5453 more like bore ragnarok!
Wouldn’t be a Kevin video without something getting ruined.
Use Code Bizzle :D you mean EVERYTHING getting ruined? Wouldn’t have it any other way.
True true
UpWiNdClUb MuS1C yea I noticed that too. It was funny, but I don’t remember where it’s from. I’ve heard it before in other vids though. I think it was like a twitter typo from someone famous or something.
When life doesn't give you lemons, you have to buy them to progress
When life doesn't give you lemons, you take potatoes instead.
_Gordon Ramsay wants to know your location_
THE CHICKEN IS UNDERCOOOOOOOKED
*He wants to acquire the location of the LAMB SAUUUCE*
THIS CRAB IS SO UNDERCOOKED IT'S STILL SINGING UNDER THE SEA
The lamb sauce wants to know your location
Did he yell RAW at you
Put it down put it down!
*throws plate and breaks it*
*fragile human crying sounds*
Damn, looks like we watched the same video or something!
“Fragile human crying sounds” made me make a fragile human laughing sound
epin pelaja Seriously man
Lmao
Thumbnail got me exited for another Baking bad for a second please Kevin do another
we need this
excited
yes
This comment needs more likes. who knows, he may see it and do another xD
Please Kevin listen to those smart man
I haven't laughed so hard to the point of tears in ages.
Thanks so much for that.
Cooking simulator but I should've just done baking bad
You my friend should be our new president... I would vote for you... Kevin´s community is the best...
dude i love this title lmao
We need more baking bad
just do baking bad INSIDE cooking simulator, it's the same thing
True
9:15 I'm dying at the thought of Kevin using tongs to pick things up, but just balancing the thing on the end instead of holding the tongs closed
i love how you censored the sausage
Ikr
Don't wanna risk that demonetization!
@@alissageearr708 Was about to comment: "Waiting for the *you can't bee too careful these days* comments!"
Of course Kevin burnt down the restaurant on the first day
"I don't need to go to cooking school- *wait there's a difference between frying and deep-frying?!*"
*RTGame Streaming something*
*RT Stops*
*RT Leaves Room*
*Kicks down Kevin's door*
*"That's my fish that broke the plate"*
Cooking Simulator but the food is to die for just like at Jim Pickens restaurant.
chez llama
Just as Kevin threw the blade and went "feeeeck" a headspace add comes in "breath in through the nose, out through the mouth"
*_Gordon Ramsay wants to know where the lamb sauce is_*
@THE LAMBB SAUCe THE KITCHIN IT'S IN THE KITCHEN
Honestly at this point, I'd be more concerned if you played a game without something going horrendously wrong.
6:38
Duh, why else are they called MICROwaves?
Microwaves are a form of electromagnetic radiation with wavelengths ranging from about one meter to one millimeter; with frequencies between 300 MHz (1 m) and 300 GHz (1 mm). Different sources define different frequency ranges as microwaves; the above broad definition includes both UHF and EHF (millimeter wave) bands. A more common definition in radio engineering is the range between 1 and 100 GHz (wavelengths between 0.3 m and 3 mm). In all cases, microwaves include the entire SHF band (3 to 30 GHz, or 10 to 1 cm) at minimum. Frequencies in the microwave range are often referred to by their IEEE radar band designations: S, C, X, Ku, K, or Ka band, or by similar NATO or EU designations.
@@cruxmind Uh... it was a joke...
@@lemoro9641 and I purposefully copied a Wikipedia answer.
Get out.
Kevin learning how to cook: *Dose cereal go in the microwave or the oven?*
Says the Rairanya!
Says the Slabulous!
Says The Corrupted Mii
Says Christopherson Topherson!
Says the Specs
order screen: **MAKE TOMATO SouP** RED TOMATO SOUP ITS *TOMATO*!!!!! PLEASE MAKE TOMATO SOUP FOR US
kevin: okay, a red bowl. is oil red?
sathariel I was expecting him to just put a shitload of cayenne pepper in some water honestly. Woulda been a hilarious prank to watch when they tasted it...
Thinking a potato is lemon. Classic Irish man
Cooking Simulator but the entire neighborhood will be on fire
In Kevin's -oven- *_Microwave_*
This man has the ability to set spaghetti on fire
I genuinely did that last year.
So,ya gonna arrest him or let it slide?
Well that's a rare insult. Think I'll hold onto that one. You have done a great service for your country.
@Endridi Peacethief I'm pretty sure the feds have more important stuff to worry about
@Endridi Peacethief you won't do jack Little man
That moment when you don’t even know how to cook cereal.
Don't you mean BAKE cereal?
Daniel Sambar i dont how to cook water. Im very dehydrated
@@woolfieMcP nah I assume they meant deep fry
Gordon Ramsay: USELESS FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT
You dont cook cereal you sautee it
Cooking Simulator but Kevin is the Gordon Ramsay of Destruction
All the food is raw, and there's no lamb sauce
It’s sad
Especially the lamb sauce part
I'm sorry chef
**Makes 5th spaghetti**
WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE?!?!
The song at 4:28 is (I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone by The Monkees. That song played in episode 11 season 1 of The Monkees TV show where all the band members are in the kitchen and cooking. It's an obscure reference but a pretty groovy one.
Bless you for the song name I"ve been trying to find it for 20 minutes
@@DrakineRazorwing haha all good, fully recommend The Monkees, such a groovy throwback band :D
Kevin: knows the correct place to put a blow torch
Also Kevin: doesn’t know that “microwave” is just a fancy word for “shrink machine”
wh *a T*
Do you serve breadsticks at your restaurant?
no
We serve amazingly bad food!
No, only bad pufferfish
*Unlimited breadsticks*
Carrying on for Mona Beansa. Today is day 62 of asking Kevin to bring back baking bad
We got this thumbnail, so let’s celebrate the small victories
First a small battell, then the war.
Yeah
I second this for like the 20th time
THANK YOU!!
YES!!
Anyone else feel an undying and complete loyalty to Kevin
B
Bore ragnarok
Day of the year: 71
Consecutive BR counter: 73
Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload)
Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1
Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)
Only 73 lol
More like Bore Ragnarok
Kitty_Gamer23 stop doing this no one cares
@@stuffthatlaggs5723 only when I did it did people care...
Batman 007 exactly
6:34 fun fact, we actually do serve our paella in the paella pan in Spain! The more you know
Im on a train to Spain right now
Arriba españa
We should have an episode called “CallMeKevin but I ruin it” and the whole time it’s just Kevin trying his best to make everything work properly instead of Messing up things
78 grams of cayenne pepper, now that's my kind of cooking!
(It's incredibly hot)
Yes kevin. Thyme does fly when you are having fun
It's not a real cooking simulator if you don't get to cook crystal meth.
Next Kevin will invite Walter White into his restaurant.
2:40 ahh yes, the perfect weapon for an assassination
Time to change the channel name to "Call Me Nino."
Dead meme
BAHAHAHAA
Day 13 of me asking Kevin to play Kung Fu Panda: The Video Game.
Kevin can use his newfound cooking abilities to make some dumplings to train with.
6:45 - MY FKING ANXIETY BLEW WITH THAT GAS OVER THE OVEN
You should have gone with: Cooking simulator but I'm In some hot water
Going through some stuff in life right now, i appreciate you’re content. It always seem to cheer me up. Thanks Kevin
Big Smoke Hope you’re okay.
M Ransdell thank you so much, I appreciate the kindness
Please do actual Baking Bad again, I beg you Kevin.
"Thyme flies when ur having fun"
Funniest joke of the video
Cooking with Kevin, but it’s gone virtual
Sadly
10:44 Pay attention this part may save lives.
If you find yourself in this situation pay attention to this video's lesson
Call Me Kevin Fire Saftey Tips
1. Always keep your Fire Extinguisher near a highly flammable Gas Tank
2. If a Fire Starts immediately turn on the fans to help blow the fire out
3. Try to always go towards the fire
4. Always avoid getting out instead attempt to save the dead Fish in the room
Kevin doesn't do the tutorial;
*kitchen is on fire*
*lit*
Man that joke was HOT... sry
@@paulkofer2157 it was on FAYAA 😂
Very
Ahhh dat hot dat hot
5:33 KEVIN I CHOKED ON MY CHICKEN NUGGET OH MY GOD IM DYING
Me if I had a restaurant
5:58 THE DAMN SAUSAGE WAS BLURED
So this is what Jim Pickens serves at his restaurants! No wonder the graveyard restaurant business is such a big hit
There's a lot of things you don't want to hear from a chef but "nuke the bastard" is very high up there
"Cooking simulator but we only serve pufferfish"
9:37 just a bit of olive oil *schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop*
thought this said choking simulator
in hindsight it's pretty much the same
I played this game and thought, hey, if Kevin played this it would be pretty dope, "a few days later" oh wow,he did. idk why that thought crossed my mind while i played it
Kevin reminds me of Grunkle Stan: “We put the ‘fun’ in ‘no refunds’!”
The death rate rose after Kevin opened the restaurant.
_You know what I’m not that hungry after all. You guys go for lunch without me._
Cooking Simulator but Kevin is Gordon Ramsay perfect clone.
Only Kevin can set a fire right in the way of a fire extinguisher
Day 13 of asking Kevin to play The Emperors New Groove.
Yes, my childhood!
It will happen, even if it means I have to do this untill the day I die.
@@Str4ng3 Carl is fucking dead.
Yes can pepper is how you say cayenne pepper. So proud of you.
7:35 I was eating pizza and I spit it all over my screen from laughing! LOL
I don't blame you
well. today we learned that kevin doesn’t know what cayenne pepper is
Can pepper
cooking simulator but it's not ketchup on my knife...
Honestly if i ordered tomato soup and got a bowl of chicken broth with one singular tomato in the middle i would be pissing myself laughing in the middle of the restaurant
Bore Ragnarok more like "WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!!"
7:22 imagine an Irishman not knowing a potato from a lemon 🤣
Day 13 of asking Kevin to bring back the Comedy Night.
One of the many things, I’ve learnt from Kevin, is: If you want to be a cactus, remember one simple thing: CACTI DON’T TALK!
Mona Beansa, hope you’re having a lovely evening.
It would be Day 62 of asking Kevin to bring back the Baking Bad.
You could make Drunken Cherry cake?
Just trying to get Kevin drunk here, even if he’s a thick Irish boy.
(He’s read it on the internet, so don’t look that up)
Today I Am Lena hey he can't do it anymore because comedy night gas a pretty small fan base so most rooms have people that know him and that means most of the trolling and jokes don't really work
No
Halalmeatbauls 420
Oh, it’s you again. Thanks, always forget about that issue, but I have you to remind me.)
Mona Beansa
I’ve been so happy for a second, seeing him in the chef uniform in the thumbnail, but then I saw the title.
Anyway, our journey continues. We are on the way to 100.
Kevin: fine I'll play the tutorial this time.
Also Kevin: microwaves a phone during the tutorial
Jim pickens walks on the line of death when he trips the grim reaper helps him get up
this is just a video of kevin getting orders wrong and burning down the whole resturant.... quality content
"S**t! I just broke it with a fish!" Kevin 2019
"How did it shrink? I didn't know microwaves could do that."
Well, it is called a _micro_ wave
Day 103 of asking Kevin to sing take me home country roads but Kevin has broke his no-tutorial streak.
...that´s a great idea...
More like no-tutorial steak
Imagine if Gordon Ramsey watched this, he’d be fecking pissed.
Kevin: "I don't think anyone has ever been this bad of a chef"
GreyStillPlays: "hold my spleens"
i just realizes that Kevin deleted his baking bad video :( I loved that video tho
Cooking simulator but I’m a chef at Jim’s restaurant.
Haha... i love it...
You just need to serve some puff fish.
I cooked professionally for 15 years, and I actually have nightmares about being this incompetent in a kitchen this broken. This game should burn in the hottest parts of hell, and Kevin, you can go there too if you ever make another video with this game.
I'm seeing my therapist this afternoon.
Love you x
Whenever Kevin says "Oh what have I done now", I think a more appropriate statement would be "Oh what haven't I done now".
I havent laughed at something this hard for a long time and as always really enjoyed your video so i just wanted to say thank you for the content you create and hope you will continue uploading videos for a long time because they are honestly my favourites on this whole platform.... Love from germany :D
Day 28 of asking Kevin to play Dishonored 2
Kevin, I had to say goodbye to my dog the other day and watching your videos makes me smile, I want to say thank you for cheering me up when I’m feeling sad :)
another day of commenting every day until kevin plays ratatouille for the ps2]
I like the part where he says “hey there friends “ Bc I’m always home and tbh it’s the positivity I neeeeeed
10:45
Guy:The floor is on fire!
Me:Why didn’t ya say so?
8:18 $1 tip on an $18 order, that's worse than anything Kevin did lmao
Why does Kevin look like a young Gordon Ramsay in the thumbnail
It’s feckin raw
He looks hot tbh
*watched Kevin playing Cooking Simulator*
*I LIKE IT*
*ANOTHER*
Another video and other day of asking Kevin to sing *take me home country roads*
This guy is underrated
4:58 Stepping on the neighbor's cat's tail.
I cracked up so much during this video! I've never laughed this hard at any youtube videos. I love the puns! 6:04 is where i absolutely lost it!