I said the above havin known this to be a mantra of many ND folk ive met includin myself; and its one that is hard to overcome, but when ya know why you struggle... It does get easier to accept the struggle without gettin overwhelmed so easily
@@leonv.3810 In reaility, Jim is the one tomerting them most of the time. He even became a paranormal investigator and summoned his victims to just small talk with them and things like that, probably the most mocking thing he could do.
As a chef, I really like watching these on my break I always go back with new techniques and recipe ideas! Also, yes.. we, in general, mostly microwave all fish and let them sit on a counter for long periods of time to serve as tomato soup. Also, also.. making soup is truly the most time consuming and difficult thing I make for my job lol
Just fyi, the other side of the salmon was not overcooked, it is just its skin (which you can eat). Also, there is nothing wrong with boiling salmon. This is what I usually do if I do not have access to a grill.
thank you. this video has helped me pursue my dream of cooking. there was always a problem i had. boiling. anytime it was brought up in conversation (as it usually is) i would quiver in fear. i would have never believed you heated up water. something so complex... yet so simple. i always thought your talent was singing, but i was wrong. Call Me Kevin, the Chef.
Kevin: *speaks semi sarcastically about previous video and mistakes that have been made* Us: Already remembering the previous video. Kevin: Shows 30 second flashback of the exact clip we're remembering. We've built a nice schedule here on this channel
watching this 5 years later and in fear of what Kevin could have spoke into existence with the mention of a drive-thru penthouse restaurant, America doesn't need any ideas I promise you we have enough fast food restaurants with impossible drive-throughs to navigate 😅😂
I like the reference at the "bye for now" part :) For anyone wondering, that's from a Kitchen Nightmare's episode about Nino's Italian Restaurant. It's a bit of a meme in the Kitchen Nightmares YT channel. Never watch that channel or you'll be sucked in until you've watched every video, at which point Gordon Ramsay will take your soul to use in one of his fancy dishes. It happened to me, so heed my warning.
Carrying on for Mona Beansa, this is day 70 of asking Kevin to bring back baking bad Again with the cooking Kevin, you know what this has to lead to right? Comrades, I’m sure our victory is near!
00:14 Pay attention this part may save lives. If you find yourself in this situation pay attention to this video's lesson Call Me Kevin Fire Saftey Tips 1. Always keep your Fire Extinguisher near a highly flammable Gas Tank 2. If a Fire Starts immediately turn on the fans to help blow the fire out 3. Try to always go towards the fire 4. Always avoid getting out instead attempt to save the dead Fish in the room
1) I like how Kevin actually tries this time! 2) It's actually how things work in real restaurants, with things going to the floor and back on your plate!
Bore ragnarok Day of the year: 79 Consecutive BR counter: 81 Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload) Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1 Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)
You know Kevin, I was around back in the black ops 1 trolling days. The good ol' MUSHROOMS, WE CAN USE IT FOR SOUP days. I remember it all. I couldn't find your new (not exactly new anymore) channel for a long time and I feel so blessed to have found it lmao as a kid you were my favorite UA-camr and it's shaping up to be that way once again
His sales are on fire. And his kitchen. And the fire extinguisher. And the customers. To be fair, he's not the one setting the customers on fire. It is a charming old man who says he owns the restaurant and laughs histerically when someone dies.
It's so sad that we live in a world like this... a world where 7.7 billion people... so sadly... are not subscribed to Kevin. COME ON GUYS! WE MUST LET THE WORLD EXPERIENCE THIS BEAUTY!
4 роки тому+7
*“Why am I so useless even when I’m actually trying?”* story of my life
Hi Kevin, I'm a big fan of yours and you've been my favourite youtuber for over a year now.I love your videos there so funny but I would really enjoy seeing you do another resident evil stream/ no editing. I love you man, keep doing what you do
Kevin thank you so much for your odd humor, it's kept me sane for years and I only wish there was Fallout 4 RP because I tend to use your, uhh, "methods" as I play F4. What's a mini-nuke between friends ya know? All my settlements are so happy to see me that when I visit, they grab their "fireworks shooters" and light me up
"Why am I so useless even when I'm actually trying?"
This hits too close to home
Same.
Instablaster.
Every day of my life
I hope yall have figured out youre neurodivergent by now :3
I said the above havin known this to be a mantra of many ND folk ive met includin myself; and its one that is hard to overcome, but when ya know why you struggle... It does get easier to accept the struggle without gettin overwhelmed so easily
You CAN boil salmon though, I steam mine. I've never used glass shards in it though I'll have to try that.
The glass shards give it a nice flavor. 👌😫
I mean there are soups with salmon in it. So yeah, you can boil it.
@@Alternatoast he's from Ireland. So that makes sense why he wouldnt know
@@RC-vk1oo It also adds a weird metallic taste? Idk, still tasty 👌
@@kqxoc254 Gives it a crunch.
We need a cooking simulator where Gordon Ramsay is constantly harassing you
Buddy, he’s currently playing *that game.*
Kevin is constantly harassing gordon ramsay*
Uncle Rodger says, Use a Wok HIYYAAA
Stick Ramsay in this, and he’d have a heart attack.
Swearing Simulator 2023
Kevin-"What would a blender do to this"
*blends potatoes*
Kevin-"Oh noo, ive blended it all together"
Thanks Captain Obvious.
This bit has me absolutely losing my mind bc what was he thinking
My favourite quote 9:47
“FECK MY THONGS”
lmfao
It’s tongs.
@@dillonventures2027 he said thongs in the vid
Gozo [YT] I hear tongs.
Tongie tong tongs
All I remember is that Kevin was cutting a fish on the floor in the last video
And cooking a fish with Blowtorch
You can't disappoint them if you poisoned all of them.
Maybe they'll come back from the dead ? (Knowing that Kevin's food is radioactive)
@@yenthewillaert254 Yeah I see that happening. Jim's victims like to return from the dead and torment him as well.
More like Bore Ragnarok
@@leonv.3810 In reaility, Jim is the one tomerting them most of the time. He even became a paranormal investigator and summoned his victims to just small talk with them and things like that, probably the most mocking thing he could do.
At 3:37 he sounds like he is reading out his Patreons
Yeah what actually happened to Winterly Parsley
Thyme...why you punish me?
Like a wave passing near to the shore
You wash away my thears
@burdistan i thought i was the only one who actually hears the names like "WHERES ANACONDA KIWI "
Manager: So why should I hire you at my restaurant?
Kevin: When in doubt microwave a trout.
Manager: So does tomorrow at 7 sound good?
69 likes Nice
@@adham9343 now 96
@@samlieneck6943 😂😂
Yeppers
Cooking Simulator but the customers wouldn’t be disappointed if they ordered the pufferfish.
Chef: Jim Pickens?
Get out of here Pickens you know your only allowed to murder people here on Tuesdays
This is the type of content that would make Gordon Ramsay turn in his grave when he's dead.
It's the type of cooking that will kill Gordon Ramsey so he will turn in his grave.
ohhhh the assault he would have upon poor Kevin lol
It's the type of content that will turn the grave in Gordon Ramsey
How did you find this footage of the new Rattatouille movie?
How to properly clean your metal computer
Ratatouille: Linguini gets poessed by Kevin
*Did you mean: Ratatoing*
"What would a blender even do to these??"
....
"oh no It blended them all together" 😱
Thanks Captain Obvious.
No one will complain if there is no one TO complain.
*Poison them all Kevin*
"RT is now playing Cities Skylines." Good old RT, destroying cities with meteors while playing Country Roads.
Oh RT! You and you're meteors! *crowd laughs in background while meteors fall from the sky*
SPEEEEEED WAGOOOOOOON
Cooking simulator but one food poisoning wasn’t enough.
This deserves so many likes 😂
Just imagine Gordon Ramsey coming to this restaurant
Hello he done cummed
He can't cum twice
jim pickens would kill him
IT'S RAW
It’s dry and tasteless
As a chef, I really like watching these on my break
I always go back with new techniques and recipe ideas!
Also, yes.. we, in general, mostly microwave all fish and let them sit on a counter for long periods of time to serve as tomato soup.
Also, also.. making soup is truly the most time consuming and difficult thing I make for my job lol
You worked in a ‘Cash in Hand’ chippy run by ‘fresh off the boat’ immigrants, I’m guessing?
@@MadnessIncVP Can't say it's a good guess, but it's a very wrong, and oddly specific guess
You get a break? 🙃
YOU CAN TURN ON THE TV:S TO SEE THE RECIPE you don’t need to go to the computer
Fluffy 26345 😂
TVs*
Don’t worry, he ain’t any more intelligent, 4 years on.
@@MadnessIncVP wow, thanks for reminding me of my old cringey comments.
Potatoes + Blender = Potato cocktail
You should serve it as *Local Irish Special*
Wow Kevin I'm sure theres a spot for you on Master Chef when you're ready to take the next step on your cooking journey
Kevin’s Kitchen: 0 out of 5 stars
“Kevin made it, so it must be bad.”
I'd eat there, I'd probably be microwaving most of my meals anyway
Still better than Jim’s Pickens restaurant.
kevin: “pork chops are a myth, that’s not even a real meal.”
me: * cries in southern * 🥺
Same dude same. They can actually be really tasty
Sigh... southern pork chop boys unite. I feel that.
Just fyi, the other side of the salmon was not overcooked, it is just its skin (which you can eat).
Also, there is nothing wrong with boiling salmon. This is what I usually do if I do not have access to a grill.
was that RT Game at the start?!?! IRISH WILL RISE
Zentanium I like potatoes
@@pugassassin5591 mashed or baked
@@arghnoor I prefer them in candy form
@@chaotic_soviet1940 you will not get any potatoes now
@@Ghost-vp7wz chain someone reply to me
9:47 " FECK MY THONGS "
Kevin, help.
Leon i fucking died when i read that
NOW I HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER ONE
Iconic this was at 69 likes when I checked it
@@aaliyah6451 lmao
Hey Kevin, is Mole available to cook?
Hey Nope, is Mole2 available to talk?
Not sure but we should invite the Headmaster over for Dinner
More like bore ragnarok
"that is definitely inside of me"
-things kevin regrets having a soundbite of him saying
5:28 you can! Look at the TV and click on it, it will show you the full recipe for the dish you're making. Definitely a game changer!
SomeGamerNoob There’s always that one thing in a game you wish existed, and then it turns out it did they just never told you about it
@@DeathnoteBB Except they did. In the tutorial that not a single UA-camr actually watched.
Dont worry they wont be disappointed for long, food poisoning will get them before it matters
Kevin, an Irish man, is the only person alive that pronounce thyme with the “th” sound.
Victoria Lambert I think he also said thongs instead of tongs
Wait that's not how you pronounce it?
Wait I do that
@@survivingmoon7635 its pronounced like time
Thhhhhhhhhhhhhhongz
"See, I go in with the greatest of intentions but then I just start to get overwhelmed" You summed up my life.
Day 6 of thanking Kevin for being awesome and making me laugh every day.
Only day 6
@@UnkindledK I'm not sure what you mean.
@@dragonfan8647 I mean why only six and not more
day 2 of supporting this comment
Such a wholesome comment
"Why am I so useless even when I'm trying?"
the most relatable mood ever
You can press the images in the TV to see the recipe 👌
Day 112 of asking Kevin to sing take me home country roads
Ali TEM I feel like that like is a good sign
@@benis5856 that or a recognition of our suffering and how much he enjoys it.
Okay he hearted it again. He has to do it now.
Ali TEM the song is just called country roads
Also this is a bit early but
Happy Newroz (Kurdish/Persian holiday)
"Slow down, what is a car-rot?" I'm dead lol
4:21
RT Game is now playing Cities: Skylines
*cries in Country Road*
oh no. NONONONONO
I mean, that explains 14:11...
I first thought he unlocked an achievement for trying to stab himself with the knife
This stressed me out and made me laugh at the same time i am a broken man
5:48 "Fecking hell, WHY AM I SO USELESS EVEN WHEN IM ACTUALLY TRYING?!"
My life story right there buddy.
Cooking simulator but that's not tomato sauce on the knife...(0:02)
Baking Bad but that's not tomato sauce on the knife.
Cooking simulator irl but that's not beef
Meanwhile Gordon Ramsay walks in.......Tonight on Kitchen Nightmares
these tongs are fucking RAW!!!!
Why are you microwaving tongs
OMG when he cut that lemon in 4 parts I died inside
thank you. this video has helped me pursue my dream of cooking. there was always a problem i had.
boiling.
anytime it was brought up in conversation (as it usually is) i would quiver in fear. i would have never believed you heated up water. something so complex... yet so simple. i always thought your talent was singing, but i was wrong.
Call Me Kevin, the Chef.
I love how out of breath he sounds playing a game lmao
Love that he's actually trying this time, it's somehow much more fun to watch because of the difficulty of the game it self
"Why am i so useless even when im auctally trying?!" Me every day.
Dang this is the most likes I've ever had thx people🙏🤘
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
Don't do anything stupid
@@thepizzacarpizza1056 Are you implying that suicide is stupid?
Lord Satin he’s saying don’t do anything stupid, which I think implies *do not suicide*
@@manio_e Are you implying that he is implying that *do not suicide* is non-stupid?
10:45 "Whoa, slow down, what is a 'car-rot'"?
4:15 "Shit, why am I slicing it like it's a feckin carrot?!"
You should make A video of you in real life 'trying' to recreate these dishes
Game: ~cut lemon into quarters~
CallMeKevin: *cuts into slices*
"Why am I cutting it like a carrot?"
"I'm good at cutting"
18 mins of Kevin today...fecking awesome
Cooking Simulator but I cook the customers.
I wanted ramen noodles
Kevin: *speaks semi sarcastically about previous video and mistakes that have been made*
Us: Already remembering the previous video.
Kevin: Shows 30 second flashback of the exact clip we're remembering.
We've built a nice schedule here on this channel
watching this 5 years later and in fear of what Kevin could have spoke into existence with the mention of a drive-thru penthouse restaurant, America doesn't need any ideas I promise you we have enough fast food restaurants with impossible drive-throughs to navigate 😅😂
"why am i so useless even when im trying??"
mood?
New Baking Bad: Breadsticks and Bowl of Red.
When will you be making pufferfish
noscope gaming later on in the game
If Kevin was an actual chef, he wouldn't be able to dissapoint anyone "puts lamb sauce on pufferfish" "dies"
"The trick to boiling stuff is to put it in water"
No it has to be heated!
I like the reference at the "bye for now" part :)
For anyone wondering, that's from a Kitchen Nightmare's episode about Nino's Italian Restaurant. It's a bit of a meme in the Kitchen Nightmares YT channel. Never watch that channel or you'll be sucked in until you've watched every video, at which point Gordon Ramsay will take your soul to use in one of his fancy dishes. It happened to me, so heed my warning.
“When in doubt, microwave the trout” - Kevin 2019
*gordan Ramsey has entered the chat*
*Gordan Ramsey has left the chat*
i would go to this restaurant and order he mos complicated thing just to hear kevin scream HOW THE FECK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS
You could also do it if you'd like food poisoning.
Kevin skipping the tutorial so he has no idea that you can bring the recipe up on the tv is... Comedy gold
Dude, I’ve only laughed throughout the entire video for like one other content creator. Favorite line “we’ll just microwave it”
Still not as good as _cOoKiNg mAMa_
true
cooking mama is a fucking masterpiece when it comes to cooking games
Carrying on for Mona Beansa, this is day 70 of asking Kevin to bring back baking bad
Again with the cooking Kevin, you know what this has to lead to right? Comrades, I’m sure our victory is near!
Yes.
That Guy yeah me too, I mean who would even want to be in charge of an account like that?
I hope this happens :(
@@themilkssiah why?
xyz letsgogaming sorry, I should have made it more obvious. I am in charge of The Mona Beansa Project
So this is what the employees are doing in the back of Buffalo wild while I'm waiting for my food for 2 and 1/2 hours :)
00:14 Pay attention this part may save lives.
If you find yourself in this situation pay attention to this video's lesson
Call Me Kevin Fire Saftey Tips
1. Always keep your Fire Extinguisher near a highly flammable Gas Tank
2. If a Fire Starts immediately turn on the fans to help blow the fire out
3. Try to always go towards the fire
4. Always avoid getting out instead attempt to save the dead Fish in the room
1) I like how Kevin actually tries this time!
2) It's actually how things work in real restaurants, with things going to the floor and back on your plate!
Loved the “hello my name’s NINO” at the end
Gordon Ramsey (to food) : Kevin isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
Kevin:
Bore ragnarok
Day of the year: 79
Consecutive BR counter: 81
Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload)
Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1
Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)
Kitty_Gamer23 all hail our dear leader
wtf
Kitty_Gamer23 what is bore ragnarok?
Bore ragnarok? More like...
Bore ragnarok am I right guys haha
he reposted his sims video
8:04
i did not think that i would ever hear Kevin be that positive and excited about soup.
You know Kevin, I was around back in the black ops 1 trolling days. The good ol' MUSHROOMS, WE CAN USE IT FOR SOUP days. I remember it all. I couldn't find your new (not exactly new anymore) channel for a long time and I feel so blessed to have found it lmao as a kid you were my favorite UA-camr and it's shaping up to be that way once again
Petition for Kevin to play Spongebob: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman
i signed..
signed
Day 4 of swearing until Kevin plays Baking Bad
Frick
Whoa you better have your parents permission to say that!
Not cool dude
Jeez, sinner.
You’re a heck for saying that
Holy flip
14:00 beetroot? more like BEEProot aha ha ha
Call me Kevyn but he is conscious about the “RT=Callmekevyn Theory”
(0:02)
They already played together
why are you writing kevin like that
0:05
*Thats the best joke in a while, really crackin up this one*
Cooking Simulator but Kevin put Gordon Ramsay career as a chef to shame.
Kevin’s kitchen: 2 out of 5 stars
I’d eat there bc kevins sales are on fire 💯💯😂😂🤙🏾🔥
His sales are on fire. And his kitchen. And the fire extinguisher. And the customers.
To be fair, he's not the one setting the customers on fire. It is a charming old man who says he owns the restaurant and laughs histerically when someone dies.
8:00 even though kevin hates soup, soup was the best dish he made
It's so sad that we live in a world like this... a world where 7.7 billion people... so sadly...
are not subscribed to Kevin. COME ON GUYS! WE MUST LET THE WORLD EXPERIENCE THIS BEAUTY!
*“Why am I so useless even when I’m actually trying?”* story of my life
Story of the education system LOL
"When in doubt, microwave the trout." --Every good chef
"Where did I leave the pot, Oh on the floor" I generally leave mine in a grinder or jar, but ok
10:40 “I think I’ll stick to liquids. I’m good at that.” Couple of months later-“I hate soup! It’s the wettest of foods!”
Hi Kevin, I'm a big fan of yours and you've been my favourite youtuber for over a year now.I love your videos there so funny but I would really enjoy seeing you do another resident evil stream/ no editing. I love you man, keep doing what you do
1:07 Irish man searches for potatoes
"When in doubt, microwave a trout."
Words to live by
I feel like Kevin doesn't realise the black side of the salmon was the skin, and that the fish should be pink when cooked.
15:54
Im crying
It’s nice to see Kevin tries to do what he’s supposed to do, not that his usualy style is bad, but it’s fun to see him struggle
Kevin thank you so much for your odd humor, it's kept me sane for years and I only wish there was Fallout 4 RP because I tend to use your, uhh, "methods" as I play F4. What's a mini-nuke between friends ya know? All my settlements are so happy to see me that when I visit, they grab their "fireworks shooters" and light me up
Cooking Simulator but Kevin never disappoints me
Tge fun thing is... I'm literally watching you go as I'm making some pizza xD.
Nice video as always
"when in doubt, microwave the trout." I want that on my tombstone.
honestly it was super fun to see you actually trying and even better that it was a long video
3:30 - Kevin discovers something called a "recipe"