@@excaliburplays924 Mark beat the first level 6 years ago. Maybe you've never seen the video? He broke his controller trying to beat the third level though.
I watched Markiplier, Pewdiepie, and tons of other youtubers play this game which ended with them absolutely raging. But here comes Kevin bracing his failures with smiles and jokes and manages to get through this rage inducing game with more success than all other youtubers I've watched. Bravo Kevin, bravo.
This is both hilarious and so dark -- I thought I Am Bread was just about goofy ways to make yourself into toast around the house, not the story of one man's a) quiet mental breakdown or b) mental breakdown accompanied by the purchase of a loaf of sentient bread. Though I guess it's really about c) Kevin's extremely loud breakdown as he attempts to figure out how to control walking bread XD
Must have been something highly dramatic happening at this place with all the chaos around. The lack of dust on the bookshelves to me suggests a normally clean environment (or a housecleaner.)
Kevin, I think you should play Stellaris. It is a space empire game, and you have the option to eat other species. There is a whole Authoritarian/Egalitarian Xenophobia/Xenophile thing. You can also make a Cult empire with your leader worshiped as a god. For example: Fanatic Xenophobe with Spiritualist let’s you get Fanatic Purifier and wipe out all other races to “purify” the galaxy (preferably by eating them). Also you can be a hive mind devouring swarm which eats everything
idk if its purely desperation for irish youtubers or that ur genuinely likable but ive been binge watching w my sister for a few days now ( i cant let her have an american accent )
**Lands in a pile of bugs**
"Meh, I'd still eat it."
**Touches footprint**
"NOPE THAT'S THE LINE NO GOOD!"
😂😂😂
To be fair, bugs have some nutrition and the chances of getting sick is pretty low while a footprint can carry all sorts of bacteria.
To hell to all bugs!
I'd eat the crap out of those bugs
Oh god not the footprint noooooooo
Honey why is the bread destroying our priceless vases.
TheAtomicEvan I love your profile picture.
If I were to kidnap someone, I would break their legs first. Like if you agree!
Buy me more jewellery!
If I remember correctly, the man/victim had recently gone through a divorce.
TheAtomicEvan *hmm I wonder*
0:25
"let me see, whatchu have there?"
"a knife!!"
"NO"
Best vine. I spent like 30 minutes laughing at this vine. Only good vine.
"i will never get to be toast" but kevin is legitamately the only youtuber i have seen get past the first level
I got disturbingly good at this game when I still cared about making videos.
even markiplier couldn't get past it. but kevin is the only one you've SEEN get past it. i am a youtuber but i got past it off record
Captain sauce beat the game
Mr. Platypus u
@@excaliburplays924 Mark beat the first level 6 years ago. Maybe you've never seen the video? He broke his controller trying to beat the third level though.
_Bread Dead Redemption_
omfg
Y E S
bread bread temptation 2
*die hard fans*
REEEEEEEEE
Devil may rye
*_“Watch out honey, he’s got a knife”_*
French Toast I appreciate the ASDF reference
Wha-what no, no I don't!
I wanted to be toast but i see you already are french *toast*
WoAh Is ThAt CoNnOr
Oh what no no i dont
“I’m losing my grip.” AREN’T WE ALL.
I could cut myself with that edge
@@jamitiljander dark
I read this just when he said it XD
Susan hahahahaha
i don’t think any human in all of history has exclaimed: “I HATE BEING BREAD. I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT.”
It is, however, a common phrase among malards.
Markiplier would disagree
I just did to prove you wrong.
Everyone who played I am bread: X to doubt
@@teddy-beargamer6385 yep
When your home is so filthy, that your bread has life on it's own...
Everybody gangsta till the bread toasts itself
Or maybe they just teleported bread...
But why is there no dust on the shelves???
walks into room
*sees communist bread wiggling*
Me: *salutes*
* drops hitler bread in room and leaves *
Cole Young I love you (no homo)
*HONEY THE BREAD IS ARMED*
More like honey the bread is Bore: Ragnarok
Honey I shrunk the bread
Ventner
ILL BEAT YO ASS
bread is not honeyed
Honey bread is the echo
*liberates butter
*bolshevism intensifies*
*forcibly occupies and puppets
Kevin: "Do you think this light can toast me?"
Also Kevin: Passes right by a hair straightener.
TBF, it does look like a tool or something. It doesn't look like a hair straightener immediately to me.
I thought it was a stapler and ignored it, which makes sense on a desk, so I'd imagine that’s what happened to him
I'm leaving a like in the comment because it's on 420 and I don't want to ruin it 🔥
"You have been liberated" -Carb Marx
(0:36)
Or maybe glutin like a Lenin gluten pun
@@aiden4163 stale-in
@@rooka4 Brot-sky
i was gonna correct you and then it hit me
Mikhail Gourmet-chef
I love how instead of say "let go" he says "leave go" it cracks me up every time
You toasted your bread but at what cost?
*Everything*
the hardest choices require the strongest wills
You should have aimed for the bread 🍞
The cost was a picture of a rock, Mr. Murton's priceless family momento!
you keep trying to toast your bread,but where does that bring you (the floor) right back to me
As it should be
The “hey there friends, how is it going. My name is kevin” at the beginning of your video’s calms me
yes that indicates that by ur name
GhostInATopHat REEEEEEEEEE
That bread really deserved _butter_
Ha, butter. Better. Get it? Okay, all these Kevin videos are getting to me.
Bore ragnarok
Weird flex but ok
Are you trying to steal Kevin's channel? Get out of here!
@@AwkwardHannahTheGamer I was just kidding because you made a Kev joke that's all. I didn't mean anything by it friend.
@@joaopaulo-ms5it Oh, thank goodness! I'm a tad embarrassed but I'm glad. You can't beat a good ol' Kev joke 😂
"this is why i hate videogames, they appeal to the male fantasy."
More like the stale fantasy
Liam Jackson wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
Go watch girl gamers
Big smoke why did you betray CJ
Mr Armscar
R/whoosh
I watched Markiplier, Pewdiepie, and tons of other youtubers play this game which ended with them absolutely raging. But here comes Kevin bracing his failures with smiles and jokes and manages to get through this rage inducing game with more success than all other youtubers I've watched. Bravo Kevin, bravo.
I am bread but nobody wants to eat me because Kevin made me absolutely filthy.
Izzy that's sounds about right
Sounds like something you'd see on a prank gone wrong video.
I would still eat it
;)
To be honest he did cover it with candy, that's a plus.
Let's get this bread.
Sheeno Evil I am bread but we never get the bread
Sheeno Evil ddd
Yea gamers
shut up
Lets yeet this yeast
"Honey! The bread is ARMED!!!"
-Kevin 2018
10:56 "During our next session Mr Murton screamed that he was sure the loaf of bread had killed his entire family."
"This is not a mistake, this is a strategy"
me doing anything
I was so confused when he talked about having played this a few videos ago.
Same
Ikr? I went through his videos thinking I just missed it
every one is confused by this
Yea, I took like a good 10 minuets looking for it
Same
_"I guess you can say I'm turning over a new loaf."_
Kevin, please. Save the dad jokes for when you have kids. 😂
So never?
@@sogelrome9502 roast of the century.
But what would Kevin's kids act like?
Those poor children
we're all Kevin's children here
"The walking bread."
*Duck screams in the background*
11:29 You know he’s into it when he upgrades his ‘Fek’
"It iz considered a delicosy in FRONCE."
"I am not toast *F* "
Dont worry, the creator is just paying respect.
Kevin would be a good piece of bread 10/10 would buy at grocery store
*3 stars*
11:23 “I believe in myself! And if you believe in yourself, you can do anything- except that” 😂😂😂
The people who live there: Why is the toast acting like the cat?
Kevin: Why won’t this book fall!
Great job. I like how the game turns a whimsical frustrating physics engine game into something a little dark. And I don’t mean burnt toast! :D
“How about I cut you for once” lmao
Yeah
I'm guilty of watching and never once commenting until now. I love your videos. So, without further ado, I propose a toast! No?..ok.
@@nads4002 no. He deserves to burn in hell for that pun.
i used to hardly comment at all on YT
Nice pun
*wEll , thE bReaD isNt GoIng tO toASt ItSElF*
Łäîbä WhatsHerFace
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
Laib (without the a) means body of a bread in German.
I’m gonna say “honey the bread is armed” to my bf one of these days just to see him give me weird looks.
It's been three years, have you done it yet?
@@AD240pCharlieprobably died to the hands... i mean the crust... of some armed bread
Wow, I've never actually watched anyone play past level 1. Really cool to have seen Kevin show off all the levels.
“I’m two percent bread” mutation at its finest
Mutation? Nah, that's just a big lunch
8:57 for Duck’s scream👏👏
All forms of Kevin are Extremely dangerous, Even as a bread...
You now realized that!?
You keep saying "Jesus Christ."
I think you mean, "Jesus Crust"
*ba dum tss*
Cheesus crust
Tbf, Jesus did break bread and said "Take, eat, this is my body, given for you"
H eh he eh sns s d. D d
*WHEEZE!*
8:56 omg the Duck scream i cant
I am bread but all we want is comedy night
Comedy Night
More like *BORE RAGNAROK*
Comedy night is dead played it yesterday
But I already am bread
Comedy night? More like THOR RAGNORROK
THOR RAGNAROK more like....wait what was the question?
Hey Kevin, is mole avaible to talk?
Hey mole 2, is mole 3 available to talk to mole 4?
mole mole, mole mole mole mole mole?
xxxcrescentmoon mole mole. Mole mole mole
*The Walking Bread, Coming to Theaters 2020*
GoldenKnight175
Can't wait
Ducks scream in the background when he gets that killed me 😂
Featuring Duck's scream
I love how he makes all these intense extreme effort grunting noises and it’s just a floppy piece of bread
3:55 that sneeze was adorable
11:28 it is pronounced feck
holy crap he did say fuck
I will join the raccoon army
@@dmas7749 if you pay attention he says that occasionally, at first I was like what the feck but then I noticed it more
@@aliveslice: i actually have noticed that but i'm also american so there's very well the chance it might have slipped by me
I am Bread but I have a Gluten Intolerance
Sorry trees dont taste good
Baby Groot no you are groot
Thanks to kevin feck is a religious word to me
He does that to you after a while, there's really no helping it.
Praise be to feck
@@MaiaMirabell feck
"The session ended with him angrily stating he was going shopping with the intention to eat himself to death." What else is there in life really?
7:57 Look at the thing he could have toasted with.
You think this light can toast me?
Hair straightener? 😏
Is it gluten free? I think I might be allergic, but then again I don’t remember.
Do you have amnosia?
I'm your biggest fan
Wrong, I am
A horrible case of Amnosia!
got some drugs for you
Hey, Kevo.
Play Getting Over It.
I triple dog dare you.
He would like that, since he loves bringing pain.
Yes!! I have it and it makes me so angry but I love watching other people scream about it.
Oh fuck yes
Yes please!
I would watch that
All not grateful towards our dear leader will be... toast.
Actually alot of bugs are very nutritious
If you can stomach them
8:54 so we really just gonna ignore the fact that he put Duck's scream in there ?
Thank you for playing Bread Dead Redemption 2 Kevin!
@Letsplays and walkthroughs breademption
Everybody gangsta til the BREAD start walkin
The best fantasy: becoming a fine slab of grain in the hopes of toasting your soul
This game is a prequel to Surgeon Simulator, the guy you're operating on in SS is the guy that the bread is trying (and failing) to save
Kevin plays badly on any games that are decently easy but then this, which is a freaking hard game, he's great... you know what, it fits.
I want Kevin saying "I HATE BEING BREAD" to be my new ringtone.
IT NEEDS MORE COWBELL
MORE COWBELL!!!!!!!!
8:56 Gotta love that sneaky Duck scream.
You have an incredibly contagious energy. :D So positive every fekin time! Continue in your great work dear Leader.
The fact that you can play the cowbell is amazing. MORE COWBELL
Bread Simulator,
Now I've seen everything.
_not yet_
I Am Bread?... No... We, are bread.
One of us!
One of us!
One of us!
ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!
sounds like communist propaganda but ok
* SOVIET ANTHEM STARTS *
☭☭☭☭
Megfreakx3
r/unexpectedcommunism
I hate being bread, *i HatE IT, I hATe iT, i HaTE It*
And thats why i am a Toast!
I can’t believe this is 2 years old... I didn’t realize I’ve been watching Kevin for so long! Love you Kevin!
8:57 - The Walking Bread achievement, followed by Duck's scream.
4:16 how Kevin thinks about his family thoughts is absolutely hillarious
Lets gain this grain.
Obtain*
Let's yeet this yeast.
I'm gonna get magnets to spell out "I Loaf Toast" on my fridge now
This was the first video I ever watched... I'm so proud ❤
He actually got pretty good at controlling the bread, I think he found his destiny.
I am bread
Bread: Kevin is controlling me?!
Well I'm toast
Yea, cuz Kevin is surely a cute and innocent loaf of bread...
*THE SIMS FLASHBACK*
Duck’s scream at 8:55 😂
Yeah i heard that i even watched that aswell
SubtleGamer190 OMG DUDE SO DID I! ITS LIKE WE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE lol
The walking bread! HAHAGAHA
AAAAAAHHHHHH
Morgan Walker Vlogs 😂
SubtleGamer190 😎
now thats a bread that i'd probably see in Teco, with monsters between slices that'd go "we are your enimes, ron"
This is both hilarious and so dark -- I thought I Am Bread was just about goofy ways to make yourself into toast around the house, not the story of one man's a) quiet mental breakdown or b) mental breakdown accompanied by the purchase of a loaf of sentient bread. Though I guess it's really about c) Kevin's extremely loud breakdown as he attempts to figure out how to control walking bread XD
I am bread?
More like Bore Ragnarok!
No just no
El Gato bore ragnarok more like Jim bore
I still don’t get that joke.
More like Bread Ragnarok am right?
@@comradecameron3726 look up call me kevin comady night and then you'll understand
My phones at 7 percent and my charger broke but I want to finish this episode... Wish me luck
Did you finish it
please explain
Oof
F
Funny.. My phone was also exactly at 7%
"The Walking Bread." *Duck screaming*
Rewatching and realizing Kevin missed a golden opportunity to say "Cheese n' Crust" instead of shouting "Jesus Christ" every time
Must have been something highly dramatic happening at this place with all the chaos around. The lack of dust on the bookshelves to me suggests a normally clean environment (or a housecleaner.)
Ok, I wrote this just seconds before the story kicked in after the 6min mark, please believe me 🥺 Will watch until end now.
Kevin, I think you should play Stellaris. It is a space empire game, and you have the option to eat other species. There is a whole Authoritarian/Egalitarian Xenophobia/Xenophile thing. You can also make a Cult empire with your leader worshiped as a god. For example: Fanatic Xenophobe with Spiritualist let’s you get Fanatic Purifier and wipe out all other races to “purify” the galaxy (preferably by eating them). Also you can be a hive mind devouring swarm which eats everything
Marcus Gracey oh my god
Yes
Petition for Kevin to make an Authoritarian Spiritual race to make a Jim Pickens-worshipping death cult species
11:57
i wasn’t prepared to hear that
Kevin as a slice of bread is my spirit animal
That "family photo" honestly looks like a slice of bread on a field, lmao how inspirational
Over 1000 videos and this is still my favorite
one of my comfort vids 🍞
0:30 mess with the bread, you get dead
It's so perfect.
God, I wish I hadn't looked into that Steven Seagal dude.
Kevin wasn't kidding when he said he was an ass, although that might be an understatement.
I like that the game pays its respects with a giant F every time you die. How kind
idk if its purely desperation for irish youtubers or that ur genuinely likable but ive been binge watching w my sister for a few days now ( i cant let her have an american accent )