I open a bakery that ends lives in Cooking Simulator

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  • @Conceptcreator
    @Conceptcreator 3 роки тому +4580

    Ok, we at least get the baking bad intro! i'll take that little part!!!

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 роки тому +4

      Same! How are you?

    • @sheesh5543
      @sheesh5543 3 роки тому +5

      @@IamaPERSON hi

    • @boboryan69
      @boboryan69 3 роки тому +1

      That’s my name lol

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 роки тому +1

      @@sheesh5543 sup, how are you?

    • @littlegirl3838
      @littlegirl3838 3 роки тому +2

      I'm the world prettiest person worldwide, which is why I have a wonderful twin sissy with amazing followers! Thanks for the support, dear Concept Creator

  • @TheAverageArtist
    @TheAverageArtist 3 роки тому +3833

    Against all the odds, this video made me crave cake.

    • @arshisyed7227
      @arshisyed7227 3 роки тому +6

      Me too

    • @lanticocean
      @lanticocean 3 роки тому +5

      Hello average person

    • @amidar6634
      @amidar6634 3 роки тому +34

      Same, while i was watching it i was thinking about making some. It was weird to watch someone trying to put chocolate into the hot fryer but i swear somehow it gave me inspiration to try some stupid ideas out

    • @kee7374
      @kee7374 3 роки тому +11

      I’m craving butter actually

    • @deltamike3418
      @deltamike3418 3 роки тому +3

      With a pumpkin on top and a spicy firecracker center?

  • @Starkinho
    @Starkinho 3 роки тому +3435

    WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    I DIDN'T READ THE TITLE AND GOT SUPER EXCITED WITH THE BAKING BAD INTRO
    BAD KEVIN, BAD.

    • @gogocube3924
      @gogocube3924 3 роки тому +17

      the runescape breaking bad intro, solid

    • @LargoCone
      @LargoCone 3 роки тому

      MWAHAAHAHA

    • @WinryGames
      @WinryGames 3 роки тому +15

      It was his Editor Kipp’s idea to troll us! 🤣

    • @AJHaydenTV
      @AJHaydenTV 3 роки тому +36

      True Call Me Kevin fans don't read the titles. We see Kevin's face and we're like, "yup, quality content."

    • @breadbox3987
      @breadbox3987 3 роки тому +2

      BAD KEVIN

  • @x_Surive_x
    @x_Surive_x 3 роки тому +499

    I love how Kevin even managed to kill someone in a game where it should not be possible

  • @channelspectator9661
    @channelspectator9661 3 роки тому +2928

    Game: “The best part? You can’t fail!”
    *Ten minutes later*
    Kevin: “Both the kitchen and myself are on fire”

    • @cormey8772
      @cormey8772 3 роки тому +40

      Death is not true failure

    • @NoroiNeko
      @NoroiNeko 3 роки тому +22

      That is not failed, it is learning from mistakes... Wait this is Kevin nevermind it's just failer

    • @admthrawnuru
      @admthrawnuru 3 роки тому +33

      The game may be foolproof, but can anything be Kevinproof?

    • @missdire
      @missdire 3 роки тому +3

      Did we expect anything different?

    • @BlazerExists
      @BlazerExists 3 роки тому +11

      Bobo massively underestimated Kevin.

  • @bobbixvv
    @bobbixvv 3 роки тому +806

    "oh well, here comes the bride"
    *sings ride of the valkyries*

    • @ultraunity9912
      @ultraunity9912 3 роки тому +49

      Who wouldn't want a bride with that intro?

    • @CassidyGravitt
      @CassidyGravitt 3 роки тому +62

      *Bride of the Valkyries xD

    • @felixmalmenbeck9768
      @felixmalmenbeck9768 3 роки тому +26

      It makes sense; they're both songs from the beginning of the third act of a Wagnerian opera.

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 3 роки тому +4

      @@felixmalmenbeck9768 And Freyja had love and beauty in her domain.

  • @hobistinyheartbag
    @hobistinyheartbag 3 роки тому +3554

    Baking Bad was the most genius thing I’ve ever seen on UA-cam bring it back please 😭💜

    • @eater_of_yeets
      @eater_of_yeets 3 роки тому +90

      That intro got me ;-;

    • @thepoobman4663
      @thepoobman4663 3 роки тому +38

      Yeah I got excited then I read the title

    • @lovebug5016
      @lovebug5016 3 роки тому +141

      he's talked about baking bad a few times in his streams- he said he can't do it with his current kitchen setup, and he just doesn't have the time. :(

    • @CharlieTheBritt
      @CharlieTheBritt 3 роки тому +16

      Youd probably like cooking without instructions by Lewis spears to tide you over til Kevin finally stands up from that chair long enough to make one

    • @jorbennoten9536
      @jorbennoten9536 3 роки тому +4

      God fucking damnit i always read the top comment and it always ruins the damn joke i shoulf really stop with it

  • @seidimeow
    @seidimeow 3 роки тому +523

    5:33 _"I have rats in my kitchen"_
    yes kevin, it's remy, have some respect.

  • @jamesrandles4824
    @jamesrandles4824 3 роки тому +1444

    “Cooking simulator but I open a bakery that ends lives” Jim would be proud of you Kevin

    • @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461
      @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 3 роки тому +28

      Jim: *aplauding from the puperfish restaurant*

    • @nicholasdelpizzo1594
      @nicholasdelpizzo1594 3 роки тому +9

      Jim’s Restaurant is going to get so many new victi- I mean customers with the new addition of the bakery

    • @Carla-wk3mz
      @Carla-wk3mz 3 роки тому +7

      Pufferfish bread

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 роки тому +2

      @@Carla-wk3mz can you help me report the bot

    • @immymoe914
      @immymoe914 3 роки тому +4

      The cakes are to die for

  • @jhuvinp2763
    @jhuvinp2763 3 роки тому +128

    Kevin, 15 minutes in: "What if I make a really good cake?"
    Kevin, 19 minutes in: *kills himself*

    • @Insert_Bland_Name_Here
      @Insert_Bland_Name_Here Рік тому +2

      "What if I make a really good cake?"
      Literally seconds later:
      "Now where's that dough I dropped on the floor yesterday?"

  • @kodakkushi
    @kodakkushi 3 роки тому +2441

    The intro was the most evil thing Kevin did, aside from killing people.

    • @letterwingedkite
      @letterwingedkite 3 роки тому +80

      *including

    • @perplexedferret
      @perplexedferret 3 роки тому +17

      @@letterwingedkite I second this

    • @tylerdurdan7740
      @tylerdurdan7740 3 роки тому +11

      @Renita Bungshu 209 shut up

    • @paul9218
      @paul9218 3 роки тому +8

      @Renita Bungshu 209 I will show you how the rich prey on the weak
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    • @2dheethbar
      @2dheethbar 3 роки тому +4

      @@paul9218 The only one preying on people here is you. Go somewhere else where different people actually want to do anything about that.

  • @taylorgeier6693
    @taylorgeier6693 3 роки тому +629

    As a baker I can confirm, this is EXACTLY how it is done

    • @taylorgeier6693
      @taylorgeier6693 3 роки тому +39

      @@IndigoGollum exactly. Tbh I mix everything for about 63 minutes, eggshells included, then I just pour straight into the oven. Masterpiece EVERY time

    • @munchycrunchybread
      @munchycrunchybread 3 роки тому +46

      i launch the dough directly at the sun to bake it instantly. no tin needed!

    • @taylorgeier6693
      @taylorgeier6693 3 роки тому +10

      @@munchycrunchybread precisely!

    • @missdire
      @missdire 3 роки тому +12

      Black cake is best cake!

    • @taylorgeier6693
      @taylorgeier6693 3 роки тому +16

      @@missdire don't forget the rainbow sprinkles: black cake with rainbow sprinkles is the best cake

  • @darrencrissistotallyawesom918
    @darrencrissistotallyawesom918 3 роки тому +622

    This.. this is the highest form of betrayal

  • @jtfox8304
    @jtfox8304 3 роки тому +226

    Game: you can't fail. Kevin: kills himself and breaks the game

  • @silvertube11
    @silvertube11 3 роки тому +1641

    Baking Bad, I haven’t heard that name in-
    Oh wait never mind

    • @captain_awesome2134
      @captain_awesome2134 3 роки тому +31

      I got excited for a second...

    • @bullymaguire8285
      @bullymaguire8285 3 роки тому +15

      Turg Sad ;(

    • @enderplaysvidjagames8542
      @enderplaysvidjagames8542 3 роки тому +9

      What's Baking Bad? Newish to the channel

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      @susanto4228 3 роки тому

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    • @alex_bee
      @alex_bee 3 роки тому +15

      We all just got bakingbadrolled ;(

  • @Madeleine833
    @Madeleine833 3 роки тому +1107

    "wait I can deep-fry the cakes?"
    *America has entered the chat*

  • @nicolebee3283
    @nicolebee3283 3 роки тому +175

    "It's a sponge cake" made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair. I've had a horrible day and seeing you blend a kitchen sponge into a cake made it all better. Thanks Kevin!

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    • @WizzDude
      @WizzDude 3 роки тому +7

      The person above me has a weird hobby

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 роки тому +1

      @@WizzDude that's a bot, did you report it?

    • @WizzDude
      @WizzDude 3 роки тому +6

      @@IamaPERSON Yes I did I reported like 10 on this video alone

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 роки тому +3

      @@WizzDude jesus, it's worse than I thought!

  • @WarlandWriter
    @WarlandWriter 3 роки тому +55

    Kevin's 300 degrees cake is what happens when you try to bake a cake at the right distance from an nuclear blast

  • @rebelfriend8817
    @rebelfriend8817 3 роки тому +994

    Kevin you somehow managed to fail on a mode where you literally can’t fail

  • @finlayj11ify
    @finlayj11ify 3 роки тому +110

    Only Kevin would find a way to die in a literal cooking simulator...

  • @sassolino221
    @sassolino221 3 роки тому +294

    “I get so excited everytime i hear a car”
    You are not anymore the kevin outside the cinema.

    • @ramkapoor3630
      @ramkapoor3630 3 роки тому +4

      😱😱😮😮😮😬😬😬🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐

    • @mars_ffs
      @mars_ffs 2 роки тому

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  • @WesbirdlyO
    @WesbirdlyO 3 роки тому +60

    Bobo: "You can't fail!"
    Kevin: "YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!"

  • @KingseekerFrampt
    @KingseekerFrampt 3 роки тому +476

    I’m convinced that it doesn’t matter what Kevin does, people will die

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 роки тому +5

      Larry, can you please help me deal with the bot below?

    • @morganlikes-cats6484
      @morganlikes-cats6484 3 роки тому +7

      Agreed. He could play a game about knitting and find a way to kill people😂

    • @morganlikes-cats6484
      @morganlikes-cats6484 3 роки тому +3

      @@IamaPERSON I’ll shoot the bot! *shoots bot* another sacrifice for our Lord and Savior Jim Pickens

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      @IamaPERSON 3 роки тому

      @@morganlikes-cats6484 thanks

  • @andrewv.9142
    @andrewv.9142 3 роки тому +47

    I think the cleaning staff is just chucking the cakes during the night tbh lmao

  • @ilse5283
    @ilse5283 3 роки тому +155

    As a bakery student, this is really accurate. I didnt know Kevin was so good at baking

    • @ilse5283
      @ilse5283 3 роки тому +41

      Edit: I have been fired from baking school

    • @caracalcontinuum3118
      @caracalcontinuum3118 3 роки тому +1

      @@ilse5283 wait what happened

    • @caracalcontinuum3118
      @caracalcontinuum3118 3 роки тому +8

      @@ilse5283 did you follow Kevin’s recipe in front of them???

    • @ilse5283
      @ilse5283 3 роки тому +18

      @@caracalcontinuum3118 Yeah. Turns out fire is not wanted over there, nor Kevin's beautiful cakes. Fake bakers am I right

  • @MadMusic26
    @MadMusic26 3 роки тому +35

    I actually have a container for powdered sugar in my kitchen with “Cocaine” written on it.
    Kevin understands true kitchen culture.

  • @jimpickensisourwayoflife2126
    @jimpickensisourwayoflife2126 3 роки тому +403

    The one jealous kid: mom I don't like this cake
    Kevin's mom: here honey here's a FECK cake

    • @victorvaquer94
      @victorvaquer94 3 роки тому +10

      I'd be happy with the FECK Cake.

    • @jasond.b-w
      @jasond.b-w 9 місяців тому +1

      “Kid doesn’t like your cake? Aww, _feck!”_

  • @thefabviking
    @thefabviking 3 роки тому +78

    I knew that the baking bad intro was gonna be a joke, but a tiny sliver of hope did spark within me.

    • @ScooterBond1970
      @ScooterBond1970 3 роки тому +3

      I thought it was just pointing out that he's baking, but it's bad.

  • @januszmanoz3433
    @januszmanoz3433 3 роки тому +235

    One of these days, Kevin will make that Baking Bad vid, and everyone will loose their minds. Im so looking forward to that

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 3 роки тому +18

      And disguise it as cooking simulator to complete the cycle 🤣

    • @Sp3ctreNova
      @Sp3ctreNova 3 роки тому

      hes already made some a few years ago

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 3 роки тому +3

      @@Sp3ctreNova yea and those were it. They mean new ones, a lot of people would love to see more of them.

    • @Sp3ctreNova
      @Sp3ctreNova 3 роки тому

      @@trindalas ya I know, I didn't know thats what he meant though

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 3 роки тому +1

      @@Sp3ctreNova well truth be told I am just assuming that’s what he means, mostly because I and a lot of people I see in stream chats and comments would love to see more haha.

  • @SevenEllen
    @SevenEllen 3 роки тому +86

    I can just imagine Kevin's mum's voice on the phone: "Kevin, please do TRY not to kill anyone today."

    • @ScooterBond1970
      @ScooterBond1970 3 роки тому +3

      Hilariously, I imagine her voice as that of a prim and proper Englishwoman.

  • @wikihowfrog9034
    @wikihowfrog9034 3 роки тому +757

    Stop teasing us like this, we can't take anymore 😔

  • @H4KUN4M3N03D3L
    @H4KUN4M3N03D3L 3 роки тому +25

    "Why are the sprinkles sentient?" is a sentence I never thought I'd hear in my life.

  • @kiwisandsprinkles8947
    @kiwisandsprinkles8947 3 роки тому +491

    That intro is one of the cruelest things you’ve ever done Kevin

    • @WinryGames
      @WinryGames 3 роки тому +7

      It was his Editor Kipp’s idea!! 🤣 so cruel 😭

    • @justingick4218
      @justingick4218 3 роки тому +2

      No it is the cruelest thing he has EVER done

  • @radiodoggo8310
    @radiodoggo8310 3 роки тому +32

    dude died in a cooking game. absolute legend

  • @machector892
    @machector892 3 роки тому +96

    In the kitchen,Kevin is a cross between a wizard and a mad scientist.

  • @user-wj9vp4ot5p
    @user-wj9vp4ot5p 3 роки тому +59

    Kevin is the type of person to be able to open a shoe store and start selling toasters

  • @jimpickensisourwayoflife2126
    @jimpickensisourwayoflife2126 3 роки тому +538

    Can we all give thanks to Kevin for making us laugh everyday and for entertaining us everyday during the quarantine

  • @alexaliennerd3990
    @alexaliennerd3990 3 роки тому +19

    "Here's a fun little cooking game where you can bake cakes--"
    Kevin: "Set off fireworks in the ovens."

  • @woolfieMcP
    @woolfieMcP 3 роки тому +38

    "I'm Bobo tha baby donut"
    So are we gonna bake or are we gonna be gettin' baked because you need some special spice to be talkin' to donuts, lemme tell ya

  • @athenyx5929
    @athenyx5929 3 роки тому +24

    everyone's talking about baking bad, but no one's talking about kevin's future single: 'empty folder'

  • @Premixedzulu
    @Premixedzulu 3 роки тому +27

    Thank you Kevin, I was inspired by various UA-camrs to start making vids and I’m proud to say that you were one of them. Thank you Kevin for making my day and many other people’s day better.

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      💖🖤在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。.
      說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味g食物煮的時候 1618861781

    • @Premixedzulu
      @Premixedzulu 3 роки тому +1

      @@ayishazar you have no honor

  • @wa6280
    @wa6280 3 роки тому +32

    Kevin talks about his food killing people then a couple of minutes i choke on a sandwich because i was laughing about the sprinkles.

  • @acenjhite
    @acenjhite 3 роки тому +101

    the intro... don’t hurt me like that

    • @essirmd3771
      @essirmd3771 3 роки тому

      B.e.S.T f'u"l'l D.a.T.i.n.G -L-o-V-e-S-e-X-----۞------------
      livegirls19. com 》》 𝙊𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝘼𝙙𝙪𝙡𝙩 《《
      !❤️ 在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。
      說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木
      來調味食物煮的時候
      1618862763

    • @vinomendoza6752
      @vinomendoza6752 3 роки тому

      B.e.S.T f'u"l'l D.a.T.i.n.G h.o.T G.i.r.L's -L-o-V-e-S-e-X-..❤️⤵️
      livegirls19. com
      !💖🖤❤️今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです!この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね!1万人を超える人が見ていたもん(笑)やっぱり人参最高!まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,.💖🖤
      在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。.說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味食物煮的時候 1618864592

    •  3 роки тому +4

      Three bots replying to the same comment holy crap

    • @lynxz6702
      @lynxz6702 3 роки тому +6

      The bots are out in force today.

    • @PatRick-sm5fe
      @PatRick-sm5fe 3 роки тому +10

      Don't forget to report the bots guys

  • @plzfixthis2429
    @plzfixthis2429 3 роки тому +13

    -Lags out the pizzeria
    -Gives life to sprinkles
    -Blows self to bakery purgatory
    I don’t understand how you do these things.

  • @cronoash4790
    @cronoash4790 3 роки тому +73

    This series should just be the revival of Baking Bad at this point.

  • @AzureEclipse98
    @AzureEclipse98 3 роки тому +22

    "Best part is you can't fail"
    Kevin: Are you sure about that?

  • @blacktiger171
    @blacktiger171 3 роки тому +29

    “41?!... out of 50?!?!”
    It’s like Kevin forgot what he made lmao

    • @Cameron115
      @Cameron115 3 роки тому +4

      He made a masterpiece, it deserved to be number 1

    • @e.t.2437
      @e.t.2437 3 роки тому +9

      But there are still 9 people who are WORSE.

  • @HermitRunner
    @HermitRunner 3 роки тому +16

    “When you wanna make dough, make dough” -Kevin 2021

  • @chill8373
    @chill8373 3 роки тому +48

    Sees baking bad intro: it's been 84 years

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 3 роки тому +7

    10/10, my immune system was lazy from lockdown but when I ate at Kevin's restaurant, he threw my food on the floor so my immune system could get some exercise

  • @jamie0325
    @jamie0325 3 роки тому +16

    Ugh finally, I ALWAYS ask the bakeries for my cakes to have 5kg of basil on top but they never agree 😞

    • @liahamilton8931
      @liahamilton8931 3 роки тому

      Do you see the spam bots too or is it just me. I’m really high

    • @jamie0325
      @jamie0325 3 роки тому

      @@liahamilton8931 i do, i reported them both though so they aren’t there anymore for me

  • @ashissiiick9682
    @ashissiiick9682 3 роки тому +17

    I know Kevin probably won't see this but I just wanted to take a moment to thank him for being a reliable serotonin dealer ❤️

  • @meta9492
    @meta9492 3 роки тому +17

    Even if Kevin served me raw pufferfish I’ll be happy knowing I had the honour to be his first lost customer

  • @nightwolfMKT
    @nightwolfMKT 3 роки тому +25

    Trust Kevin to somehow fail an unfailable challenge.

  • @Alyssa.1.5.3
    @Alyssa.1.5.3 3 роки тому +27

    I was so excited about the intro-

  • @Insert_Bland_Name_Here
    @Insert_Bland_Name_Here Рік тому +2

    "The best part? You can't fail!"
    Kevin: *Challenge accepted!*

  • @ayrem
    @ayrem 3 роки тому +18

    that star cake reminds me awfully lot of the “you tried” star

  • @AnvilPictures
    @AnvilPictures 6 місяців тому +1

    A guy takes a bite out of the butter cake, he smiles and then freezes as his heart immediately stops.

  • @autismgaming5311
    @autismgaming5311 3 роки тому +36

    Day 41 of telling Kevin “I love and understand this content”
    And also asking for a twitch emote of Jesus doing yoga

  • @Gravitynaut
    @Gravitynaut 3 роки тому +2

    its actually extremely funny to me that Kevin forgot how Here Comes the Bride goes so he started singing Ride of the Valkyries instead considering both were written by Wagner

  • @riser9940
    @riser9940 3 роки тому +25

    Everyone be making gourmet food
    meanwhile me who makes a simple sandwich
    "i am chef"

    • @blakev8135
      @blakev8135 3 роки тому +3

      /Gordon Ramsey pats your head/ *Finally* some good fecking food

    • @goldisangwangoldisangwan7160
      @goldisangwangoldisangwan7160 3 роки тому

      B.e.S.T f'u"l'l D.a.T.i.n.G -L-o-V-e-S-e-X-----۞------------
      livegirls19. com 》》 𝙊𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝘼𝙙𝙪𝙡𝙩 《《
      !❤️ 在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。
      說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木
      來調味食物煮的時候
      1618861004

    • @matthewhubbard1113
      @matthewhubbard1113 3 роки тому +3

      Me adding mustard to ramen:
      "I am a genius"

  • @waskazz8
    @waskazz8 Рік тому +1

    imagine walking into a bakery, seeing a burnt corpse on the floor, gasoline everywhere, a massive fucking explosion in the back, firecrackers decorated on the floor, and a single cake that looks like it was made by a 4 year old

  • @anaamarija6
    @anaamarija6 3 роки тому +11

    As someone who makes cakes for a living I must say I learned alot from this

  • @pennylan364
    @pennylan364 11 місяців тому +1

    “It’ll kill ya, but it’ll taste amazing” - Kevin 2022

  • @koenvandamme6901
    @koenvandamme6901 3 роки тому +10

    "Why are the sprinkles sentient?!"
    So, Kevin's finally snapped then.

  • @ElvenAlice-zc7pv
    @ElvenAlice-zc7pv 3 роки тому +4

    I love that he tried to make a chocolate cake by putting chocolate on a cake that was already baked and was basically just butter.

  • @em12837
    @em12837 3 роки тому +12

    "The best part? You can't fail!"
    You underestimate me, greatly.

  • @axetheviking6482
    @axetheviking6482 3 роки тому +9

    "Alright cocaine is my main ingredient. The second, is love."
    Knowing Kev, there's a good chance something awful could have been the second ingredient. Edit: The secret ingredient was sponge.

  • @spacefonz949
    @spacefonz949 3 роки тому +6

    "The best part?" "You can't fail!"
    Kevin: I'll show you!

  • @Ryibart
    @Ryibart 3 роки тому +7

    As a chef all these cooking simulator vids are so interesting, it just makes me question my profession XDD

  • @neonbunnies9596
    @neonbunnies9596 3 роки тому +6

    3:31 Kevin's dream is butter?
    Potatoes: *Anger*

  • @Xehanort10
    @Xehanort10 3 роки тому +6

    Anna probably watched this and thought "Alright. Not letting him cook."

  • @FrenchFries2
    @FrenchFries2 3 роки тому +18

    You did it you brought back baking bad, oh wait.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 роки тому

      Maybe he'll do it tomorrow.

    • @FrenchFries2
      @FrenchFries2 3 роки тому

      Oh great someone stole my joke, and got hearted, nice, real nice.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 роки тому +1

      @@FrenchFries2 I'd be annoyed too, but I wouldn't say it's stealing. After all, many things are because people were thinking of something similar.

    • @FrenchFries2
      @FrenchFries2 3 роки тому

      @@IamaPERSON it is practically word for word, it's so close, I'd be alright with using the same joke if it had some originality or creativity to it, the person who got hearted as well has also been hearted like 5 times, I don't really care too much about that part, since I'm most likely never going to get hearted because I'm actually critical towards the channel every once in a while. But its mainly the fact that they more or less just copy pasted the joke, there's nothing new to add by doing that.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 роки тому

      @@FrenchFries2 fair enough.

  • @gabrielgarza2474
    @gabrielgarza2474 3 роки тому +5

    The game: You cant fail
    Kevin: Dies

  • @nicholasdelpizzo1594
    @nicholasdelpizzo1594 3 роки тому +6

    Finally a Baking Bad Bakery we can all go to, I’m sure Chef Kevin won’t kill us with his cooking, Baking Bad is just a joke

  • @Rat0verlord
    @Rat0verlord 3 роки тому +1

    *Kevin holding a blow torch to a propane tank*
    *Propane tank explodes*
    Kevin, "Oh what was that!?"
    He really is just naturally the way he is and I love him for it

  • @spazity1105
    @spazity1105 3 роки тому +91

    Day 7 of telling Kevin he's loved and appreciated

    • @satanism_rocks
      @satanism_rocks 3 роки тому +2

      like he doesn't know it already

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 роки тому +3

      @@satanism_rocks watch out, there's gonna be a bot underneath us

    • @satanism_rocks
      @satanism_rocks 3 роки тому +2

      @@IamaPERSON ok 😳😳

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 роки тому +6

      @@satanism_rocks huh, maybe this is one of the few safe and threads after all. Sorry about that, I keep seeing bots spam EVERYWHERE, and I'm trying to get people to report them.

    • @satanism_rocks
      @satanism_rocks 3 роки тому +2

      @@IamaPERSON maybe

  • @thatgentalmen
    @thatgentalmen 3 роки тому +4

    Someone looking in to Kevin's bakery: what is that crackhead doing in old Tom's bakery.

  • @callmeturg
    @callmeturg 3 роки тому +150

    Day 43 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 роки тому +2

      Noice

    • @THWhite-ip3uq
      @THWhite-ip3uq 3 роки тому +7

      @Jason Sunderland hypocrite

    • @nickefstathiou1022
      @nickefstathiou1022 3 роки тому +5

      Turg.

    • @Carla-wk3mz
      @Carla-wk3mz 3 роки тому +2

      Hiii friend how are you doing?

    • @Pujakarmakarr44
      @Pujakarmakarr44 3 роки тому

      B.e.S.T f'u"l'l D.a.T.i.n.G -L-o-V-e-S-e-X-----۞------------
      livegirls19. com 》》 𝙊𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝘼𝙙𝙪𝙡𝙩 《《
      !❤️ 在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。
      說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木
      來調味食物煮的時候
      1618862611

  • @Big861
    @Big861 3 роки тому +36

    “Cooking Simulator but I just cook like I normally do” should be the title of this video

    • @abigailchristenson388
      @abigailchristenson388 3 роки тому +2

      Nah not enough swearing and absolutely fecking up breaking an egg

  • @anthognome
    @anthognome 3 роки тому +14

    They say his cookies are to die for.

  • @lesigh3410
    @lesigh3410 3 роки тому +8

    Kevin should bake his own birthday cake this year for a video

  • @Bekathepirate
    @Bekathepirate 3 роки тому +163

    Day 90 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue

    • @cgr5603
      @cgr5603 3 роки тому +4

      YES

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 3 роки тому +5

      with chaos mod

    • @bigpp505
      @bigpp505 3 роки тому +2

      woah you're nearly at the big 100! ill make sure to celebrate then

    • @cgr5603
      @cgr5603 3 роки тому +3

      how turn off notification
      i commented and now i get red number thingy me no like

  • @japanesedinosaurs
    @japanesedinosaurs 3 роки тому +2

    Love how Kevin thinks that the butter is the bad part for you, when it's really all the sugar and flour that is bad for you.

  • @abcdefgheat1888
    @abcdefgheat1888 3 роки тому +157

    Day 111 of asking kevin to restore the tomadachi life save

    • @anarchythetv2708
      @anarchythetv2708 3 роки тому +3

      "Not the hero we wanted, but the hero we needed"

    • @kevu5316
      @kevu5316 3 роки тому

      We need this

    • @jonocour
      @jonocour 3 роки тому +2

      The reason he stopped was I think his save file got corrupted so he couldn't carry on. He mentioned this in a stream ages ago now. He really enjoyed it and so did i. But that's why all the ds games sorta stopped. Hope this makes sense.

    • @morgankiel
      @morgankiel 3 роки тому +5

      @@jonocour he said he was trying to fix it and he knows it got corrupted that’s why he’s saying restore the save

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 роки тому +4

      @@morgankiel could you help me report the bots?

  • @Argiopocalypse92
    @Argiopocalypse92 3 роки тому +1

    Claiming a deep fried cake full of butter would kill you. Kevin, you need to come to the states, that's what I call a light breakfast.

  • @Apparently_I_am_everywhere
    @Apparently_I_am_everywhere 3 роки тому +7

    "The best part? You can't fail!"
    Kevin: *observe*

  • @ForemostCrab7
    @ForemostCrab7 3 роки тому +2

    "and that didn't go too well"
    What do you mean by that?
    I tried the recipie myself and fed it to my family, now i no longer have to partake in any family activity and can focus purely on gaming.
    The pizza was a success!

  • @Canadian_Ale
    @Canadian_Ale 3 роки тому +16

    I’mma throw Kevin in a ring of fire for teasing us with that intro

    • @skippycat
      @skippycat 3 роки тому +1

      There's one in the Pacific, if that helps?

    • @brinleyhamer729
      @brinleyhamer729 2 роки тому

      @@skippycat how the he-

    • @skippycat
      @skippycat 2 роки тому

      @@brinleyhamer729 There's a ring of fire in the Pacific...?

  • @1umbreon4life
    @1umbreon4life 3 роки тому +2

    I love how everyone is acting betrayed by the intro when it literally says Cooking Simulator in the title lol

  • @brookesalzman3393
    @brookesalzman3393 3 роки тому +8

    I'd love to see someone use Kevin's techniques, ingredients, and amounts in the real world. Just to see how it'd turn out.
    Edit: Minus the dynamite, of course.

  • @jessicab8773
    @jessicab8773 3 роки тому +2

    Imagine going to a bakery to buy a cake and you find the owner throwing firecrackers in his oven 🤣

  • @thatguy6839
    @thatguy6839 3 роки тому +7

    so THIS is the low budget film version of ratatouille

  • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
    @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 3 роки тому +2

    "The Best part? You cant fail"
    *Kevin intensifies*

  • @TheRealTonyStark
    @TheRealTonyStark 3 роки тому +4

    *Kevin playing any Cooking Game* Gordon Ramsay: “I sense a disturbance in the kitchen”

  • @buggbonez
    @buggbonez 2 роки тому +1

    kevin dying in a game not about death is so funny

  • @PowerTrain611
    @PowerTrain611 3 роки тому +2

    Game: "You literally can't fail!"
    Kevin: *dies*

  • @anarchythetv2708
    @anarchythetv2708 3 роки тому +76

    Day 3 of asking Kevin to say "Hey there Kevins, how's it going? my name's Friend"

    • @squeegel3904
      @squeegel3904 3 роки тому +1

      @Dedet Harianto live girls?! Wow! I always encountered prerecorded girls!

    • @anarchythetv2708
      @anarchythetv2708 3 роки тому

      @@squeegel3904 lol. I've only found dead bodies of girls

    • @squeegel3904
      @squeegel3904 3 роки тому +1

      @@anarchythetv2708 must be all that covid outside

  • @Pichudiamond3
    @Pichudiamond3 3 роки тому +2

    Honestly if anyone could fail an unfailable game it’s Kevin. Good job!

  • @Vendaro
    @Vendaro 3 роки тому +5

    Breaking bad ? Nah I prefer Kevin "Breaking plates" haha

    • @maddghost9650
      @maddghost9650 3 роки тому +1

      More like Breaking Bread.
      Cause he's a baker? And he breaks the recipe? Yeah I'll see myself out.